There’s a titillating excitement for that first glimpse of the aliens in new science fiction film “Arrival,” starring Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner opening this weekend.

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From director Denis Villeneuve (Sicario) is an intellectual sci/fi thriller about a talented linguist charged with the challenge of making first contact with aliens who arrive mysteriously in twelve different ships scattered randomly across Earth.

If you are familiar with the term slow-boil where a story takes it’s time to heat up, “Arrival” can be compared to a crock-pot. There’s a lot of good elements piled together in this film including some smart script writing from Eric Heisserer who has the tricky challenge of writing a moving human tale balanced with high-concept science fiction.

It comes down to do you want to make a film that is popcorn fodder like “Independence Day” or do you want to do something intelligent? Thankfully, Villeneuve chooses the high road taking the story based on Ted Chiang’s “Story of Your Life” and shaping it visually into a high concept movie from a micro viewpoint of mainly two scientists and their relationship with themselves and the aliens.

Just like the film “Interstellar” that was terrific up until the end when it went high concept and left more than half the audience behind “Arrival” faces similar challenges. Even so, Villeneuve stays true to the genre which is about challenging what is, and asking what if.

On that basis “Arrival” is stunning as it covers new ground incorporating what life and communication might be outside of the spacial dimension of time.

“Arrival” reminds me of two films that both beautifully captured high concept science fiction, “Cloud Atlas” and “The Fountain,” but ended up leaving half their audiences’ in the dust and frustrated with understanding what the heck was going on. “Arrival” faces similar challenges if conversations over heard after the screening can be trusted, and questions I personally answered to several who both enjoyed the film but didn’t quite grasp why things happened the way they did.

The lack of understanding for some will mean an uninspired reaction while others will fully embrace and appreciate a story of this magnitude.

Bottom Line: High praise is deserved for director Villeneuve who visually takes a high concept of science and incorporates it into a moving story about humanity and the nuances of life on Earth and not of Earth. Fans of science fiction will surely embrace this film of first contact while others who don’t fully comprehend may be confused in the end. Incoporating main stream talented actors like Adams and Renner, intriguing visuals, and a sumptious sound track that delivers quiet moments and powerful equally in resouding ways will go a long ways in helping those who don’t quite get the story to still enjoy the over-all film.

4 out of 5

PG-13,  1 hr. 56 min.

Drama, Mystery & Suspense, Science Fiction & Fantasy

Directed By:    Denis Villeneuve

In Theaters:    Nov 11, 2016 Wide

When you distill all of the science fiction greats into a single strategic title, you end up with a fantastic science fantasy romp full of wonder and depth. Using their in-house engine the masters of history simulations (Paradox Interactive) have turned their eyes to the stars, crafting a deep, re-playable experience.

You create and control your very own space faring empire at its inception. You have a brave science ship and captain ready to survey the system and a fleet of corvettes to defend your home-world. From there the game feels open ended, forcing you to map the nearby cosmos for survival. You will quickly find alien species, some hostile, some not. And they may begin talking to you in a variety of ways, including shooting on sight.

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The UI is full of lists and explainations

Leaders are named characters such as Scientists and Admirals that take up the important task of heading your fleets, research, armies, and planets. Over time they gain experience and die of old age and must be replaced. Given research, you can even have genetically superior leaders that are more expensive, but kind of worth it.

Planets are composed of tiles, some of which have blockers that you can remove with technology and resources. Population units eat food, spread, have their own political opinions, and are probably the most versatile use of population I’ve seen in a 4X title. Rather than being simply a statistic grown by food, they are entities that must subscribe to your empire wide policies.

Expansionist players will find the AI hating them on almost every difficulty however, the Federation and Alliance mechanics are designed as defensive measures between empires that don’t want to get smashed by said big expansionist player. Large empires over time suffer from ethical drift, unhappiness, and political factions causing mischief.

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Every population unit has a political standing that initially is the state’s, but over time population units will adopt different stances. With the right technologies you can even build population units of simplistic robots, droids, and even self aware Synthetic beings given enough time. The farther away from your capital worlds, the more their ethics diverge from the state’s, which can eventually lead to factions of unhappy citizens demanding independence from your tyranny.

Despite the level of depth the exploration and early game portion of the game provides, the mid game tends to turn into a stagnant tech rush or made rush of expansion. There are several mechanics in place that limit this, such as a scaling tech malus for the amount of population units you have representing the difficulty of rolling tech out to the entire populace. Smaller empires have less scientific output, but as a consequence requires less of it as well.

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Technology is a card based system where there are three branches you research simultaneously. Cards have weight determined by your state ethics and your researchers traits; with awesome purple cards being the techs that really set your empire apart from the competition. After researching debris of fallen enemy ships you get the choice to research that tech out of order, allowing smaller empires to catch up through salvage.

Combat is based on fleets consisting of ships designed by the player; Corvettes, Destroyers, Cruisers, and Battleships are the four sizes, using increasingly larger amounts of logistics size in return for more space to load it with components. The ship design portion of the game is extremely important but is easy to use, the UI is clearly marked for players new to the genre. Despite each ships and ergo fleet being summed up by combat rating points, you can’t only look at the numbers. Many weapons excel against specific types of defenses and every weapon has range limitations. .

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Early game fights consist of ramming the enemy with guns blazing

Speaking of range, let us now discuss stagnant but powerful Fallen Empires, whom have a single strict ethos and unique AI personality. They are more or less just going to sit there around their ring worlds until something pisses them off, such as a public insult. They will then go to war with you for the sole purpose of disgracing you in front of the universe. Their ships are highly advanced using a suite of tier 5 components, including larged sized Tachyon Lances that outrange practically every weapon of lesser quality allowing them to blast apart incoming fleets before they can be hit too hard themselves; it’s almost worth losing your entire fleet against them just to get the research topics if you can afford it!

Diplomacy as mentioned is an important game-play aspect, even though the AI is suspiciously timid on normal difficulty but fairly cranky on the higher difficulties. Alliances and their upgrade of Federations are typically sought by the AI as a defensive measure due to a mechanic called Threat. It’s essentially a way of the game telling you that if you continually absorb other empires, the rest of the universe will hate you. This leads to more militaristic players having to go on the initiative if they want war to be commonplace in their playthroughs.

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So having hyped the good and the interesting let’s discuss the bad. The User Interface is huge, jam packed with buttons and statistics, and can look absolutely terrifying at first; you’re almost required to watch somebody else play it first. I found myself constantly bumbling through the menus looking for what I wanted to do, each tab has sub tabs and places you can scroll. It’s easy to not even know you can scroll in the tech windows, or even change your government (the button for it is cleverly disguised).

On larger galaxies (800-1000 stars) the game will very quickly become laggy and nigh unplayable on the fast and fastest speeds on computers that have a little age to them. The autosaving mechanic helps with this by saving at the latest every in game year (which speeds by regularly on fastest) adding to the lag. It’s advised you start with less AI opponents if you have a weaker computer, that’s what bogs your CPU down. 

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The game itself has a few bugs but nowhere near as many as you might expect of a new title. Slavery is effectively broken, the resulting unhappy slave faction cannot revolt at the moment and the Fallen Empire that hates Slavery currently does nothing about it. Exploration also needs some balance, as your science ships just sort of lose all purpose after a while. There are exploration quests but they only seem to occur once you are forced to fight other empires just so you can send a ship to it.

Stellaris is a quite stellar game with some issues, but many things it does fantastically. For one, multiplayer supports at least 32 players and since the game is real time you don’t really have to wait on anybody, which already makes it the best multiplayer mode any 4X has in my book. The game does a lot of interesting new things very well, including giving you the ability to play a strategy game without being obsessed about score and victory. You can zone out for quite some time without even realizing there are victory conditions, even though the two conditions are not really that interesting (both are essentially brute force conquer the universe goals).

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I found the game quite fun and, would heavily recommend it to Strategy or Science Fiction fans!

Filmmaker Canyon Prince is a long time Geekscape friend and guest and now he’s got another movie going into production: the female-led Science Fiction road film ‘Venus’! Along for the ride are producer and lead Elizabeth Cron and actress Brittaney Morrison (be careful on the pronunciation)! We talk about putting the film together, what makes this different than other alien movies and look forward to the film’s Indiegogo campaign! This is one you’ll definitely want to be a part of!

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The awesome Sci-Fest LA is back for it’s 3rd Year and festival organizer David Dean Bottrell is back on Geekscape for the 2nd Year in a row to talk about it! Joining David is one of the festival’s writers and directors, Jack Kenny, who you may know as a TV writer, producer, actor and show runner of SyFy’s ‘Warehouse 13’! The two of them talk about both the success and growth of Sci-Fest LA, what to expect this year and why this is one of the best experiences a science fiction (or theater) fan can have! Also, we talk a bit about that big ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 6 premiere that just happened! Enjoy!

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We hope your god pukes guns and your beef jerky mankini is all shined up, because it’s time to discuss the absolute insanity of ZARDOZ! The guys have mixed feelings about Sean Connery’s boner powers and the questionable decisions made by everyone involved in this production, and need to work through a couple things. Join us in the Vortex for another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Filmmaker Jason Trost arrives back on Geekscape to talk about his new film ‘How To Save Us’, opening in select markets this weekend! Along for the ride is Tallay Wickham, one of the actresses from the film, as they talk about the ghost story’s origins in video games… like Silent Hill! Tallay and I share our love for all things Professor Layton and Jason calls ‘The Witcher 3’ the first Witcher title you definitely have to play! We discuss retro throwback indie films like ‘Kung Fury’ and how they often miss the point and I talk about Ron Gilbert’s new game ‘Thimbleweed Park’! Also, how this year’s Nintendo Championship totally miss the mark and whether having The Rock remake ‘Big Trouble In Little China’ is a good thing or a bad thing! Enjoy, Geekscapists!

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Sci-Fest is back with a stellar line-up! What is Sci-Fest you may ask? It is a science fiction one-act play festival that launches tomorrow! I was able to speak with David Dean Bottrell about the fest. David Dean Bottrell is probably best known for his role as the creepy and hilarious “Lincoln Meyer” on season three of “Boston Legal.” He’s also played villains and nutjobs on “Mad Men,” “Justified,” “True Blood,” “Bones,” “Castle,” “Criminal Minds,” “iCarly” and “Dig.” He did a lot of plays in New York, then wrote a bunch of screenplays for Fox Searchlight, MTV Films, Paramount and Disney among others. He teaches acting and is a founding producer of Sci-Fest LA.

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Read on to learn more about Sci-Fest!
Congrats on Sci Fest’s successful first year and welcome back for year two!

Thank you! We’re very excited. Last year’s festival was such a success we sort of had no choice. We’re working hard to give everybody who came last year and even better slate of shows!

For those who may not know what Sci Fest is, could you please explain?

We are pretty much unique in the world of sci-fi events. The festival is four weeks long and consists of two rotating evenings of new, beautifully produced 15-minute sci-fi plays performed live on stage. Last year’s shows included a world premiere adaptation of Ursula Le Guin’s mini-masterpiece, “The Wife’s Story” and an innovative revival of Ray Bradbury’s classic, “Kaleidoscope.” The shows starred well-known actors from iconic Sci-Fi franchises like “Star Trek,” “The X-Files,” “Supernatural,” “Lost,” “Grimm,” “Heroes,” “Fringe,” “The Hunger Games,” “Stargate: Universe,” “Babylon 5,” “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “True Blood.”

How was the experience: creating and running a brand new sci-fi play festival?!

It was a little insane since, although all of us were theatre veterans, none of us had ever produced a festival before. The sheer number of people involved took some getting used to. There was a lot of juggling and some extremely long hours, but everybody from the producing team to the directors, designers and actors brought their best game. In the end, the incredible response we got from critics and audiences made it all worth it. We all learned a lot from last year and this year has been surprisingly smooth sailing. The shows are more ambitious this year but everybody’s up for the challenge.

Why a science fiction play festival? What makes this festival stand out?

Until last year, the idea of a a science fiction one-act play festival was unheard of. We were the first ones out of the gate. Unlike the cons for or Trek conventions, our focus is pretty much entirely on creating new Sci-Fi content. We’re also trying to celebrate the cultural history between Los Angles and the genre of Sci-Fi. The city is the hometown of a surprising number of Sci-Fi icons like Ray Bradbury and Octavia Butler. Plus Hollywood transformed Sci-Fi from pulp into a billion dollar global industry. There’s a lot to recognize and celebrate.

What is in store for this year? Anything new?

In addition to all these cool short plays, we’re doing two short story shows: THE ROSWELL AWARD for Best Short Science Fiction Story (Adult Competition) on May 24 and THE TOMORROW PRIZE for Best Short Science Fiction Story (L.A High School Competition) on May 16. We’re also doing this hilarious radio play from 1950 as sort of a fundraiser. If you donate at the $500 level you get a one-line role in the show and get to appear alongside all these incredible Sci-Fi celebrities. No acting experience necessary! It’s really fun. We’ve programmed a special weekend for our out-of-town fans called “Invasion Weekend” where they can see ALL the shows in one two-day period.

What plays are lined up for this year?

The elevator definitely went up this year. We’re producing new shows sent to us by Clive Barker and Neil Gaiman! We’re also producing 6 world premiere shows, a classic radio script and a revival of the oldest known science fiction one-act play, originally produced in 1917 to great controversy. The shows are also much more technically challenging this year. We’ve got a lot more special effects and crazy costumes. It’s sort of amazing.

Can you talk about some of the talent involved with this year’s festival?

We are again blessed to a huge and incredible line up of actors including: Walter Koenig (“Star Trek – The Original Series”), Eddie McClintock (“Warehouse 13”), Veronica Cartwright (“Alien”), Jeryl Prescott Sales (“The Walking Dead”), Armin Shimerman (“Star Trek: Deep Space Nine”), Tim Russ (“Star Trek: Voyager”) , Nazneen Contractor (“Star Trek: Into Darkness”), Dale Dickey (“True Blood”).

What is your involvement this time around?

I’m acting in one of the shows – a very cool play called “Turnover” and am again co-producing the Fest with my amazing producing partners, Lee Costello and Michael Blaha.

When is the fest scheduled for and where can people find more information?

All answers can be found at www.Sci-FestLA.com You can get info on the shows, donate money (which we need!) or buy tickets. The cheapest tickets (two-for-one) are available on May 7 & 8 (online only). The code word is BINARY. My advice is if you want to see the festival this year, get your tickets now. It’s going to totally sell out.

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Sci-Fest is a month long theater festival of 1-Act science fiction plays put up here in Los Angeles. In it’s second year, Sci-Fest features plays written by such luminaries as Clive Barker and Neil Gaiman! Sci-Fest organizer David Dean Bottrell and Star Trek Voyager’s Tim Russ beam aboard Geekscape to discuss the heart of science fiction, the challenges of translating it to live theater and the stratospheric success of Sci-Fest! In addition, we talk about the juggernaut that is ‘Avengers: The Age of Ultron’ and I tell you all to check out ‘The Death of Superman Lives: What Happened?’!

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This week on Saint Mort’s Nostalgia Nightmare Matt watches and reviews Scream Factory’s Blu-Ray release of Exterminators of the Year 3000. It’s a Mad Max Rip-Off done in a way that only Italian cinema could successfully get away with. Let’s watch!

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Before I discuss this movie I have to address the minor elephant in the room about its release. When Scream first announced plans of releasing this it was to be a double feature with Cruel Jaws. When this was first announced I flipped my shit. I literally posted on a ton of websites and forums losing my mind about this. I couldn’t believe I lived in a world where something as mind-glowingly amazing (and terrible) as Cruel Jaws was going to be released on Blu-Ray. For those of you who don’t know, Cruel Jaws is a wanna be Jaws rip-off (sometimes even advertised as Jaws 5) that skipped the whole annoying “building a shark” thing in favor of stealing footage from various Jaws movies and Jaws rip-off films like Great White/The Last Shark. I couldn’t even wrap my head around how Scream Factory was going to legally release it… turns out they couldn’t either. A few days later they announced that due to the multiple pieces of copyright infringement they were just going to release Exterminators of the Year 3000 on a solo Blu-Ray. It hurt… but I’ve learned to live with it.

I would like to take this moment to just say to whoever is reading this from Scream Factory that you can totally make up for this by finding a way to put Great White/The Last Shark on Blu-Ray. Thanks!

So what is Exterminators of the Year 3000? Well take Mad Max and slash the budget down to roughly $500 and you have this incredible piece of Italian cinema. The film takes place in the Year 3000 (as the title suggests). After nuclear war has turned Earth into a massive desert, water is a rare commodity (sounding sorta familiar yet). The film follows Tommy (a young boy with a bionic arm) and a loner (named Alien) as they search for a well while avoiding bikers and Crazy Bull (their blood-thirsty leader).

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I had no clue what to expect from this movie, if I’m honest I kept putting it off… but within the first 5 minutes I knew I was in for a movie I was genuinely going to enjoy. The film is packed with solid special effects, well done chase sequences, a dark sense of a humor and a boy with a bionic arm. I know I mentioned it once already but I mean, that’s pretty off the wall and amazing.

If you’re like me and enjoy having movie nights with friends filled with beer, pizza and B-movies than you’re in luck. That is 100% what Exterminators of the Year 3000 is.

Exterminators is now available on Scream Factory’s website. The release comes with an interview and a commentary track from actor Robert Iannucci. Also out today is the double feature of Blacula/Scream Blacula Scream

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Aniplex of America recently wowed audiences by hosting the new and exciting anime feature film, Expelled from Paradise. The producer of the film, Mr. Koichi Noguchi, was able to attend the Los Angeles premiere and I was able to interview him (via a translator) to get the inside perspective on this new feature! My review of the film is below following the interview.

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Q: First of all, congrats on the screening being sold out and being here. How do you think an American audience will respond to the film and are you nervous about the screening?
A: He’s really happy that there are actually people here to watch the film because that was something, of course, that he was worried about. You know, if American audiences would be interested in the film and even come to watch it. But he is very glad to see a lot of people coming today. Another thing is that another big theme about this movie is science fiction. So science fiction, of course, is something that came out of Western culture and not, it’s not something only in Japan, so he’s… he’s pretty positive about how American fans would receive this science fiction themed movie.

Q: Any special message that you want to tell fans?
A: He’s been getting this question all day. There are three main characters in the film and they’re all different actually. They’re actually representing the three different perspectives on humanity. So, the first character is a total… he’s human, he’s a normal human – totally with a physical body. Another character, she has a body, but her main part is actually digital, so her body is not really real. It’s a cyborg body, cyber-body. And the third person, third character in the film is a total A.I. So coming from those three different perspectives, the film is going to be describing where is humanity going from here, from now, and the existence of humanity and what it means.

Q: What was the most challenging thing working on this project?
A: The most challenging thing is to create CG animation – a CG animated theatrical feature. The two main challenges coming… branching off from that main challenge are that Japanese audiences or Japanese fans are not really familiar with CG animation and a lot of times they usually don’t receive it positively when it comes to CG animation. And the other thing is the budget because CG animation is usually very expensive to create. So those are the two main things.

Q: What do you like most about the film, either the process or the film itself?
A: This specific film?

Q: Yes.
A: He really enjoyed working as a team, working with a creative facet and creating something from scratch, working together with the team members and producing a film. This is his first time producing a film, so that was a very rewarding experience for him. And to create something with such a strong message was a great project.

Q: What is it like watching a project you worked on with a full theater audience?
A: It is very difficult. So, I mean, of course, in the beginning he was very afraid of what the reaction of fans would be and he has already done several screenings in Japan with the fans and, as you know, it has been received very well in Japan. Fans love it. So, he has seen that already, so now he is comfortable, feeling confident about how the film has been received by Japanese fans and so today he is hoping that he will feel the same way, and just enjoy the film with the fans and relax.

Q: How did you get involved with this particular film?
A: [Mr. Kochi laughs] He is not really sure. Well, he is talking about how his main goal was to spread his passion for 3D CG in Japan. He really wanted people to see it more and have more people understand and see 3D CG animation in Japan. So that’s where he started to work with Gen Urobuchi (Nitroplus) and director Mizushima and together they wanted to create something that would become a catalyst for 3D CG in Japan.

Q: Okay, a more fun one… What are some of his favorite anime titles?
A: Because of his background in digital effects and CG, he is actually a fan more of live action films. He loves Interstellar. So, do you know Perfect Blue, by director Kon?

Q: Yes.
A: That’s something that he really looked into when creating this project and he saw all the aspects of that film, how it was received and how it became, what the process was in creating that film. He really liked Satoshi’s film and then Perfect Blue is actually one of his first films that he worked on so that was something that really interested him as something to look into when was starting to work on this project also. Also, you know because it also included CG animation in that film and so it was very similar for what they were trying to go for and budget-wise he thought it was something they could look into.

Q: Okay, great. Arigato gozaimasu (Thank you)!

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Here is a synopsis of the film:

With Earth now left in ruins following the “Nano Hazard,” most of humanity has abandoned the planet they once called home along with their physical bodies and rebuilt their digitalized minds into a society within the cyber universe of “DEVA.” A.D. 2400, DEVA’s central council detects an incident of unauthorized access into their mainframe. Someone on Earth was trying to hack into the system. The only information DEVA was able to retrieve was that the hacker referred to themselves as “Frontier Setter.” To investigate the mysterious hacker’s motives, the high officials of DEVA dispatch System Security Third Officer Angela Balzac to the Earth’s surface. Equipped with a prosthetic “material body,” Angela attempts to make contact with a local agent Dingo. Will Angela and Dingo be able to find Frontier Setter on this devastated planet? Their journey to explore the secrets of the world will begin now…!

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I thought Expelled from Paradise was awesome! There is action, lots of humor, and enough Mecha (robots manned by humans) for the fans that enjoy that genre but not too much to lose those that do not care much about it. Oh, and let’s not forget sexy characters with fun fan service shots. The main two characters, Dingo and Angela have hilarious banter that is extremely entertaining with moments of sweet compassion. The film also has fantastic deep commentary on what it means to be human. Is a body that important? Are you still human if your mind is just digital material on a server? What defines being human? It is visually beautiful! The 3D CG gave it a cool new style that was smooth and had a look all its own. You really felt like you were in these environments. Overall, if you like science fiction, anime, or thought provoking material, you need to check out Expelled from Paradise!

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Battlestar Galactica’s Richard Hatch joins us on this Geekscape to talk about BSG, keeping it alive all these years and ending a solid sci-fi TV show on a high note! He also tells us about his new series ‘Loadout: Going In Hot’ and whether or not he’s played online! We talk about what are some of the most overrated movies in recent history and try and figure out why ‘The Hunger Games’ became such huge hits! Also, are there any possibly positive takeaways from the recent Sony hacks? It’s all on this episode of Geekscape!

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Indie Sci Fi director Neil Johnson has been a friend for a few years and an avid Geekscape listener for the same amount of time! One of the first directors to make a fully digital film, and science fiction film at that, Neil and I sat down to talk about the challenge of making low budget science fiction movies and indie filmmaking. Neil also justifies the Star Wars prequels better than anyone ever has before and talks about his upcoming film ‘Starship Rising’. Things get very personal on this episode as we talk about our approaches and inspirations. This is easily one of my favorite Geekscape’s yet!

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Los Angeles will soon be hosting their first science fiction one-act play festival called Sci-Fest! I was able to speak with David Dean Bottrell about this unique festival. David Dean Bottrell is a veteran character actor and screenwriter probably best known for playing the creepy and psychotic “Lincoln Meyer” on season three of “Boston Legal.”  His more recent work includes oddball characters on “True Blood,” “Justified,” and “Mad Men.”  In addition, he is also an award-winning stage and short film director. Read on to learn more about Sci-Fest!

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What is Sci-Fest? How is it different from other play festivals?

To my knowledge Sci-Fest is completely unique.  It’s the first-ever festival of one-act science fiction plays.  Once we put the word out, we received almost 400 submissions.  In the end, we picked the nine one-acts that will make up the festival.  They will be spread out over 2 evenings.  They’re all fantastic.  Sort of like 9 mini-twilight episodes.  All very different.  Some scary and disturbing.  Some hilarious.

How did it get started?

I occasionally work as a screenwriter and about 2 years ago, I happened across a short story by Ursula Le Guin called “The Wife’s Story.”   It’s this creepy tale  being told in the first person by this strange female character.  The writing is amazing and it has a fantastically unexpected, very chilling ending.  I loved it, but realized I couldn’t turn it into a movie or TV show without totally ruining it.  Then I realized it could be done as theatre — As a story being told to the audience by a compelling performer.  It was from that kernel that the idea for the whole festival sprang.  Amazingly, when we asked Ms. Le Guin for the rights, she gave them to us.  The story is going to be performed by Tony-Winner, L. Scott Caldwell who played “Rose” on the TV show, “Lost.”  I’ve seen her on stage before and I think she’s going to blow the roof off the place.

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You have some pretty big names in sci-fi attached to this project! Would you please tell us about them and how they are involved?

We already have some remarkable people on board and more seem to be signing up every day.  Some of our directors include Dan Castellaneta (“The Simpsons”), Jack Kenny (Showrunner, “Warehouse 13”) and Philippe Mora (director of “Communion,” “The Howling II & III”).  On the acting front, everyone can expect to see Tim Russ (“Star Trek: Voyager”), David Blue (“Stargate Universe”), Dean Haglund (“The X-Files”) , David H. Lawrence, XVII (“The Puppetmaster” on “Heroes”) and Adrienne Wilkinson (“Xena: Warrior Princess) who will appear in a taped segment.  We will have even more well-known Sci-Fi actors on board soon.   We’re just waiting make sure they can clear their schedules.  I’ve been astounded by the people who are expressing interest.

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What is your involvement with the festival?

Well, I came up with the idea, so I guess you say I created it, but I instantly knew I couldn’t pull it off by myself.  My producing partners are Lee Costello and Michael Blaha, both of whom are very talented, experienced producing veterans.  Together, we’re sort of unstoppable.  I’m also acting in one of the shows.

What should people expect?

They should expect the unexpected!  All the shows are unique in content and style.  The subjects range from time travel to alien invasion to androids to post apocalyptic worlds.  We really managed to pick material that spans a wide range of all the sci-fi genres.

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What plays will be showcased?

7 of the plays are brand new.  “The Wife’s Story” is a world premiere stage adaptation of a classic Le Guin story, but the centerpiece of the festival will be Ray Bradbury’s “Kaleidoscope” which a beautiful longer one-act that’s maybe 35 minutes long.  It’s a very compelling, poignant story about 7 astronauts adrift in space.  Basically, it’s “Gravity” but without the happy ending.  It’s truly a beautiful piece of writing.

What are you most looking forward to?

I can’t wait for opening night.  This journey has been mind-blowing already.  The response has been so amazing, we’re hoping to make the festival an annual event.

When is the festival scheduled for?

We are currently schedule to open in May 2014 at a beautiful venue in Hollywood.  Tickets will probably go on sale in early April.  More details on that soon.

Sci-Fest currently has a Kickstarter campaign running. Could you please tell us more about that?

Our Kickstarter just launched.  I’ve done these before and it’s always hair-raising since the money tends to all come in at the last second.  We had a source of funding evaporate, so we are now reaching out deep into the Sci-Fi fan base for both more major donors and for folks who are willing to help out with even a few bucks.  All donations are very welcome and it all adds up.  Yesterday we received a very generous challenge grant, so we are scrambling to match the funds!  If anybody can help out, today would be a great day to do it!  Please feel free to go to our Kickstarter page at: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sci-fest/sci-fest We would truly appreciate their support ASAP!

Where can people get more information?

To learn more, everybody can visit our website at www.Sci-Fest.com.  The can also “like” us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SciFest2014 or follow us on Twitter @SciFest2014.  This has (and continues to be) a community effort.  Together we’re going to create a truly unique and memorable festival.

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Almost Human continues its strong premiere season with its fourth installment, “The Bends.” The titular item is a new drug made from seaweed (and causes a weird green-y algae growth on its overdose victims) that would be wildly popular if it could be processed with a high enough level of purity (shades of Breaking Bad here, without the, you know, cancer and stuff).

Rudy Lom (Mackenzie Crook) goes undercover in this week's Almost Human episode, "The Bends." Courtesy of Fox.
Rudy Lom (Mackenzie Crook) goes undercover in this week’s Almost Human episode, “The Bends.”
Courtesy of Fox.

Lom, Rudy Lom

The episode starts with our intrepid lab geek, Rudy Lom, in some sort of about-to-get-violent situation. It seems as if Rudy is undercover and his cover his blown—he releases a steam vent (handy how those are always around, just at elbow height, in these situations) and runs. His pursuers shoot, one getting him in the arm.

We then get the ’24 Hours Earlier’ super-title (we understand the use of the flash-forward, and it wasn’t done badly here, but it seems to be getting a tad overused in television these days. Just our personal opinion.) and go to Kennex and Dorian, eating lunch (dinner?) at a sushi place. Well, Kennex is eating, Dorian is clearly in a hurry to get someplace (where is never established). After declaring he can’t leave until he has eaten everything on his plate, per Japanese culture, Dorian has the chef serve Kennex some sort of clear-ish, wriggling, still very much alive slug thing (having lived in Japan for two years, we can clearly state that that is NOT something usually served in a Japanese restaurant). Tricked by his own words, Kennex eats it.

Ah, male bonding.

Cut to someone we’ve never seen before, with a nifty phone-in-palm device (why doesn’t EVERYONE have these?? Is it new tech? Is it super expensive? He’s the only one we’ve seen with this!) talking to his wife, who clearly doesn’t know he’s in a obviously-where-crimes-happen alley. After lying through his teeth about where he is, Frank Cooper—we find out that’s his name—meets up clearly-not-good-guys. We quickly discover that he’s there to introduce a new cook to THE drug pin of this city, The Bishop. Apparently there’s 600 liters of raw product just waiting for the next Walter White (sorry, we got our shows mixed for a second); the next cook-extraordinaire to brew up the drug.

But things go wrong when the Bishop finds a subcutaneous wire (another piece of cool tech) on Cooper, and bam, bam, both Cooper and his cook buddy are dead.

We didn't have a picture of the newly deceased friend, but here's Kennex, looking resolved and sad that his friend is dead. Courtesy of Fox.
We didn’t have a picture of the newly deceased friend, but here’s Kennex, looking resolved and sad that his friend is dead.
Courtesy of Fox.

Because All Dirty Cops Keep Incriminating Evidence In Their Trunks, Uh-Doy

The next morning, Kennex and Dorian are called to the crime scene—a dead cop (clearly Cooper), whose car’s trunk his full of illegal drugs, clearly making Cooper out to be a dead, dirty cop. But wait, no, Kennex was buddies with Cooper (of course he was!) and he knows in his gut Cooper wasn’t dirty. Also, Kennex points out, if Cooper was dirty, why wear a wire?

Of course, all those drugs in the trunk  and multiple dead bodies at what is clearly a drug deal gone wrong is enough for Detective Paul (whose sole purpose so far is to be the one guy who doesn’t like Kennex…), who declares Cooper guilty and then pretty much disappears for the next fifteen minutes of air time.

Oh, we also get some new info on the drug, the Bends. It’s highly toxic, and the Bishop is poised to take over the streets with it (a la The Wire; again, we’re not saying this show is breaking new ground, only that its execution is a lot of fun to watch). This is mostly info-dumped by Detective Stahl (Minka Kelly), who seems to be regulated to that quite a bit. Not that she doesn’t do it well, but we wish we’d see a few more women doing some kicking-ass and taking names.

This is Stahl's "I am going to read out loud what the computer is telling me because I have one job in this precinct and I'm going to do it" face.
This is Stahl’s “I am going to read out loud what the computer is telling me because I have one job in this precinct and I’m going to do it” face.

The Case of the Dirty-Or-Just-Mildly-Dusty Cop

Kennex meets with the widow (was it just us or was there some ‘my-best-friend’s-wife-is-the-woman-I-loved subtext going on with Kennex? We never do find out why he and Cooper aren’t friends anymore…). Of course the widow proclaims her husband’s innocence.

Maldonado meets with Captain Barros, Cooper’s commanding officer, who doesn’t want to believe Cooper was dirty either, but admits that Cooper wasn’t assigned to any official undercover work; Barros does say that Cooper was the type of cop to work something on his own. Nonwithstanding, since Cooper’s financials show suspicious activities, Maldonado is going to have to investigate.

The widow tells Kennex that Cooper went up to their cabin the day he died, so that’s where Kennex and Dorian head. It’s already been torn apart, but thanks to the helpful clue from the widow that Cooper was working on the fireplace, Kennex finds the receiver for Cooper’s wire. Unfortunately it doesn’t prove anything in terms of Cooper’s innocence but it does prove that The Bishop was there, which apparently is a big deal since no one knows what Bishop looks like.

Cue the ‘let’s find a new cook and go undercover and get Bishop plan.’ Except they need a cook…and that’s when they bring in Rudy. Who apparently is a bio-tech, cybernetic, computer programming…chemist. Don’t think on that one too much. A geek is a geek, right? Clearly we all have expert levels of knowledge in all fields related to geekdom. There’s probably a Venn diagram somewhere.

Rudy jumps at the chance to go undercover (a great subtle touch, when Kennex is pitching the idea to Rudy, is when Rudy sees his reflection in a tux, a la James Bond, in the metal surface of his instruments). He even has a fedora ready and waiting.

Rudy Lom (again, sorry). But come on, he is rocking that fedora. Courtesy of Fox.
Rudy Lom (again, sorry). But come on, he is rocking that fedora.
Courtesy of Fox.

Time for the “Live Your Cover” Speech

While Detective Paul (who is apparently the undercover expert) drills Rudy, Kennex and Dorian go find a bad guy that can set up a meet with The Bishop.

They find someone relatively easily (Patrick Gallagher of Glee), who agrees to set up the meet after a little kind-of-sort-of blackmail from Kennex.

Rudy holds up under Det. Paul’s grilling, though the fedora gets nixed (though we liked it, Mackenzie Crook can rock a fedora) and the operation is a go—except for one thing. Rudy drinks a nasty liquid (which makes him fart, ha ha bathroom humor) but also turns his whole body into a GPS-locater. It’s in beta, he says, and it’s top-secret.

So, off Rudy goes to his meet, followed by two cockroach-cameras (a lovely bit of tech), where he meets the Bishop and almost blows the whole thing; Dorian has to go in to provide support (but the cover is still intact). Bad guys convinced of Rudy’s nefarious-ness, they agree to take him to the ‘real lab’–but first he has to drink some gross-milky looking liquid—and when he does, his GPS signal cuts off.

The bad guys then take Rudy to the ‘real lab’ after revealing that guy we think is the The Bishop isn’t, in fact, The Bishop. It’s a solid reveal that played out well.

Dorian and the bad guys robot (with head, at this point). Courtesy of Fox.
Dorian and the bad guys robot (with head, at this point).
Courtesy of Fox.

You Dirty Double Crossing Double-Crosser!

Back at the base, Kennex rolls out as soon as Rudy’s signal disappears—but even though no one exited the building, Rudy’s is nowhere to be found; because bad guys, apparently, use sewers. The bad guys and Not-Bishop bring Rudy to a lab and demand he cooks—and he does, creating a product that’s 94% pure.

Meanwhile, back with Kennex, they figure out that the only way the bad guys could have known to have Rudy drink the GPS-signal block juice was if one of the bad guys was a cop. Maldonado puts two and two together, and figures out that Barros is The Bishop.

Sure enough, Rudy (now in a super-secret lab) meets Barros, who asks Rudy how he cooked such a pure form of the drug.

Maldonado called Barros to ‘update’ him, and manages to track the phone to get a location. Kennex and Dorian speed to him.

While Rudy explains how the cooking process is more of an art than a science, the goons are alerted to something-not-right and now we’re back to where we were at the beginning of the episode. Rudy escapes, gets shot in the arm—

And Kennex and Dorian get there. Two henchman are instantly disposed of, then Kennex goes after Barros while Dorian goes at it with Barros’ android, which was a great fight that ends with the bad robot’s (see what we did there?) head getting ripped off his body, spine still attached. Awesome.

Kennex, Lom and Dorian safe and sound after their adventures. Courtesy of Fox.
Kennex, Lom and Dorian safe and sound after their adventures.
Courtesy of Fox.

All Wells That Ends Up at a Cop Bar

Kennex gets Barros, clears Cooper’s name, and he, Dorian and Rudy go out to celebrate—to Kennex’s cop bar, much to his dismay.

Another really good episode. Seriously, if you’re not watching this, you should be. The ratings aren’t great (though the numbers went up this week) and Fox isn’t known for its generosity with freshman shows and middle-ish ratings. So watch it! Tell your friends to watch it! While not perfect (Dorian is supposed to be ‘troubled’ but he seems the saner of the two, for example) it’s still better than most of what’s on TV, and certainly the world and its characters are intriguing enough—and the episodes are doing an excellent job expanding and building the world—that this show could be one with a lot of mileage in it.

Almost Human airs on Fox on Mondays at 8 p.m.

You can catch up on all the episodes so far on Hulu or Fox.com.

Almost Human is rapidly becoming our favorite new show of the 2013 season. Is it groundbreaking? Not really—but what it does it does well, including playing on tropes and concepts that are familiar without making them seem cliché or—worse—lazy.

With episode three, “Are You Receiving?” we get a standard hostage situation (the show continues it’s good-hearted, um, emulation of themes and motifs by pretty much recreating Die Hard in 2048) but the this show is not so much about the what is happening as it is about who it’s happening too, and Karl Urban and Michael Ealy—not to mention the show’s robust ensemble cast which includes veterans Lili Taylor and Mackenzie Crook (Pirates of the Caribbean)—have an endearing chemistry and are well on their way to forging a great TV partnership.

They Give Great Car Conversation

Almost Human's futuristic cityscape. Courtesy of Fox.
Almost Human’s futuristic cityscape. Courtesy of Fox.

The episode starts with Kennex (Urban) going about his morning ablations—including the addition of rubbing some olive oil on his prosthetic leg (a nice nod to episode two), which does, as Dorian (Ealy) had promised, stop the squeaking.

Urban is really captivating as Kennex, giving the gruff-cop-everyman-with-a-heart-of-gold his own personal touch, and he and Ealy have already settled into an appealing back and forth dialogue that feels organic and natural; well written repartee and the chemistry of the two leads lend this show a great deal of its charm.

We go to a large, modern-y business building where a security guard brings a package up to the 25th floor. He flirts with one of the girls—there’s business about a keyed lock versus a bio lock that we thought was going to pay off later but doesn’t—and then he goes back to his desk in the lobby, where he is, sadly, shot by the bad guys. The bad guys then shoot a janitor (bad day to be a minimum wage employee at whatever building this is) and plant a bomb-looking device in the basement. Apparently Fox isn’t too concerned about that whole 8 p.m. time slot, because blood sprayed and everything.

We also learn that the bad guy likes to ask people what their name is before he kills them. You know, because without our manners where would we be?

Back to Kennex, who is being mildly lectured by Dorian about his tardiness in picking up Dorian.

Sidenote: So, apparently, Dorian has an apartment of his own somewhere not in the Police precinct. Which is fine, we just assumed he would just go back to the…lab/basement place or whatever and, you know, hibernate for the night. If he does have an apartment, that was fast. Or maybe there’s a like a robo-hostel for all the cybernetic cops? Now that’s an idea for show!

The two partners engage in some mild ribbing about the use of olive oil and coffee temperature—entertaining, as both actors have solid comedic timing and there is a sense that they genuinely like each other—when a call comes in about a gunshot victim at—you guessed it—our super classy office building.

Kennex (Karl Urban) and Dorian (Michael Ealy) arrive at the scene of the crime Courtesy of Fox.
Kennex (Karl Urban) and Dorian (Michael Ealy) arrive at the scene of the crime
Courtesy of Fox.

They Just Walked Right In and Shot Him

Kennex and Dorian get to the building and Dorian is able to pull a sketchy image of our bad guys going up to the 25th floor from the shattered security system—which means they’re still in the building. As the bad guys have disabled the elevators, Kennex and Dorian start up the stairs.

The bad guys, meanwhile, have rounded up the employees on the 25th floor—including a young-ish girl who was huddled under a desk. Main Bad Guy (Damon Herriman) has a mildly existential monologue about the importance of honesty before hauling her out with the rest of the hostages and telling Bald Henchman to “start now,” resulting in the triggering of the bomb they had set earlier. Kennex and Dorian run out to see a gaping hole where the lobby used to be.

So there’s nothing like an explosion in the business district to get the attention of law enforcement; while Kennex and Dorian still heading up, Stahl (Minka Kelly) and Maldonado (Lili Taylor) connect in through some weird open-air speaker phone that oddly knows when to turn the mute on and off.

Maldonado tells Kennex to not ascend and to stay and assist with the evacuation, leading Kennex to the old fake-static-to-drop-call trick, which leads to one of our top three lines of the night:

Dorian: Did you just hang up on Captain Maldonado?

Kennex: It was a boring conversation, anyway.

Ha. Funny. Well-delivered, both self-aware and situationally appropriate. And an excellent encapsulation in two lines of what makes this show work: yes, it is unashamedly stealing, but it knows it, and you know it, and it’s done well, with just enough tongue-in-check self-awareness mixed with a kind of geeked-out respect.

The guys keep going up, and Maldonado, on the advice of Kennex, jams all communication signals—including Kennex and Ealy’s phones/wifi/whatever it is, leading the Main Bad Guy to pronounce how predictable the police are.

Sidenote: this is where, we admit, we clued into the it’s-not-really-about-the-hostage-it’s-about-the-money ‘twist,’ mostly because that’s almost exactly what both the Die Hard 1 and 3 baddies say at roughly the same point in those movies. So.

Capt. Maldonado (Lili Taylor) talks to her officers via super smart speaker phone. Courtesy of Fox.
Capt. Maldonado (Lili Taylor) talks to her officers via super smart speaker phone. Courtesy of Fox.

Don’t Overthink the Phone Thing

With all of the phone calls not being able to get out, Dorian ends up getting any calls placed in the building bounced to him. After a amusing interchange with a Portuguese woman (where Dorian speaks flawless Portuguese as a woman), they get a call from a women trapped with the gunman (Dorian, answering the call as Kennex, adds a nice bit of humor just as the show get serious).

The caller—Paige—is hiding in a closet with a view of the hostage situation. As she’s talking to Kennex, the bad guys grab a random hostage—Lou–and execute him, throwing his body out of the window, where it lands feet from the mobile police command center. Turning him over, Detective Paul (Michael Irby), he of the I-don’t-like-you-Kennex attitude of last week, finds a note attached to the front of the body demanding: “No Cops, Stay Out.”

Maldonado initiates hostage protocol. And sends a drone with a phone (which somehow works? Why didn’t Kennex have a phone like that??) and gets Lead Bad Guy’s demands (airlift for escape and a fission igniter).

Using facial recognition, Maldonado identifies Lead Bad Guy as Lucas Vincent, a lieutenant in the Holy Reclamation Army (never a good combination of words).

Lucas gives Maldonado a 43 minute deadline or a hostage dies.

Kennex (another top three line) asks Dorian if a fission igniter is as bad as he thinks it is…and it is. It’s a detonator for a mega-ton explosive device (though why they would have a mega ton explosive and not the detonator, we don’t know).

Paige, meanwhile, is pretty close to breaking down. We find out the young-ish girl hiding under the desk earlier is Jenna, her sister, and that Jenna was only there to have lunch with Paige.

Kennex, trying to calm Paige down, tells a story of a near-death experience he had with his father when they were ice-fishing. It works mostly because Urban excels at that gravelly, hero-of-the-day tone. With Paige calmer, and having gleaned some crucial information from her, Kennex and Dorian continue up the stairs.

It's just this guy I shot. No biggie. Courtesy of FOx.
It’s just this guy I shot. No biggie.
Courtesy of FOx.

Just The Igniter, Ma’am

Back at police headquarters, Maldonado can’t get a fission igniter (apparently approval for that is a much higher paygrade), so Rudy Lom (Mackenzie Crook) offers to make a fake one that could pass an initial scan. Maldonado approves it.

Stahl decants a load of exposition; Holy Reclamation Army is an anti-Western religious group known for taking hostages in order to further their political gains, with no qualms at taking life.

Back with Kennex and Dorian, their leisurely trip up the stairs is interrupted with gunfire—two bad guys have spotted them up above. The firefight moves into a deserted office floor, where Dorian takes out one bad guy and the other one, injured, flees.

Kennex comes up to Dorian and discovers Dorian has been injured—a glancing blow to the head. Dorian, who is glitching a little, still manages to discover that their bad guy—originally id’d as Michael Demerais—has a facemaker (it does what it sounds like)—and once disabled, the bad guy is revealed to be Gregor Stone, not a member of the Holy Reclamation Army, just a petty criminal.

He also finds a small red plastic disc with the word “start” on it; but then it becomes obvious that the gunshot has injured Dorian more than he let on—he won’t be able to walk within five minutes.

Dorian wonders why the gang is going through the trouble of faking identities instead of just wearing masks while Kennex has to try to repair Dorian using an old q-tip (ew) and lying through his teeth about the cleanliness of his tools, leading to our third top three lines of the night, Kennex in regards to the bundle of wires/tendons revealed in Dorian’s injury and being unable to find the “magenta one,” tells Dorian “there’s 50 shades of purple in there.” Ha. In fact the whole trying-to-fix-Dorian-scene was classic.

Back at the precinct, Lom is trying to finish the fission igniter while a newer robot watches. He only has four minutes…

Kennex, who has accidently knock Dorian unconscious, talks to Paige in another effort to calm her down. While connecting wires with (used) chewing gum, we learn Kennex’s middle name is Reginald (his father was an Elton John fan, apparently).

ALMOST HUMAN:  Det. John Kennex (Karl Urban, R) assists Dorian (Michael Ealy, L). Cr: Liane Hentscher/FOX
ALMOST HUMAN: Det. John Kennex (Karl Urban, R) assists Dorian (Michael Ealy, L).
Cr: Liane Hentscher/FOX

Phone’s Haven’t Gotten Any Smaller, but the Guns Got Huge

The injured bad guy makes it up the 25th floor to tell Lucas there’s two guys in the building. Lucas tries to bluff with Maldonado to see if they’re cops but she (nicely) calls his bluff and he ends up not knowing—but he still sends three guys to the stairwells with really big guns.

Paige decides she can’t hide out in the closet while her sister is one of the hostages, so she sneaks out when the Bald Henchman’s back was turned and joins the hostages (against Kennex’s advice). She keeps her head though, and manages to plant her phone (with its open line) so that Kennex can hear what happens in the room. She does tell Kennex before she gets off the phone that the bad guys keep going to the window in the corner for some reason.

Lom, the unsung hero of the day, gets the igniter finished and Det. Paul sends it up. Kennex and Dorian, knowing the stairs aren’t safe, are stymied on how to get to the 25th floor.

Lucas gets the igniter and tells Bald Henchman to send ‘the message to the other crew.’  He also says they won’t be taking the igniter—leading Dorian to realize the hostage situation is a decoy.

Kennex and Dorian figure out that the other crew is outside the building, and the red discs are being used as a reflective/point-to-point communication—and the only thing of value nearby is the palladium depot. Where the other crew is, stealing lots and lots of palladium.

Kennex than gets to say “it’s a heist,” a la John McClane in, well, all the Die Hards. Points to Urban for saying it believably and without any McClane mannerisms.

He totally doesn't look anything like John McClane, though.
He totally doesn’t look anything like John McClane, though.

So, It’s Kind of Like Die Hard. Only with Robots.

The bad guys plant a bomb with the hostages (a light bomb), and Kennex realizes the bad guys are going to kill all the hostages. There’s no way for Kennex to get up the floor in time, but Dorian can—by climbing up the elevator cables. They know it’s a suicide mission, but there’s no other option. Dorian goes up the elevator shaft before Kennex can stop him.

Dorian then gets to be pretty bad ass, punching through the air ducts (ah, where would we would be without air ducts??) and taking out four bad guys before Lucas takes Dorian down.

Lucas goes through his ‘what’s your name?’ spiel and, then, just before Lucas can pull the trigger, Kennex—wearing the Facemaker disguising him as one of the gang—comes in and finishes off the rest of the baddies. He grabs the negotiating phone and tells Maldonado to drop the comm jam—the other bad guys were using it to jam the alarm at the palladium depot.

They do so, and the alarm goes off, trapping crew 2 in the vault.

Dorian disables the light bomb, and yay, day saved.

Paige and Jenna meet Kennex face to face and mutual admiration ensues.

"There's like 50 shades of purple in there, man!" Courtesy of Fox.
“There’s like 50 shades of purple in there, man!”
Courtesy of Fox.

He’s not Injured, He’s My Partner

Dorian and Kennex go back to the station, where they are greeted with applause—a far cry from the last week’s sullen muttering—and Kennex, having completed the I-don’t-like-my-partner phase and firmly moving into the he’s-weird-but-he’s-mine odd couple phase, bypasses Lom’s lecture about fixing Dorian with chewing gum and takes Dorian out for noodles. Aw. They’re buddies now!

On the way to the noodle shop, Dorian admits that when the gun was pointed at his head, he discovered he did not want to die.

That’s intriguing. It’s hard to write a world with robots or any type of AI and not have to grapple with the sentient beings versus human technology moral dilemma, and the writers seem to laying the groundwork for this.

The episode ends with Dorian singing (reasonable well) along with Benny and the Jets. And calling Kennex ‘Reginald.’

All in all, a really good episode. Like all great TV, the experience was more than just a sum up of what happened.

Come back next week for more on our favorite odd couple!

Almost Human airs on Fox on Mondays at 8 p.m.

Another solid episode this week, Grimm fans. One that didn’t even feel like an hour (causing us to cry out when the credits rolled “but, we want more!”).

“PTZD” picks up right where last week’s episode left off, with Monroe and Hank chasing Nick’s scent through the woods, while Nick busily begins terrorizing some random family (who luckily have their address right on their mailbox, which proves helpful when Hank calls in for back-up).

avid Giuntoli as Nick Burkhardt, definitely the worse for the wear(Photo by: Scott Green/NBC)
Photo by: Scott Green/NBC
David Giuntoli as Nick Burkhardt, definitely the worse for the wear.

The Beast Within

Hank and Monroe get there right before the Random Family Father can shoot Nick (a totally understandable response since Nick had just bashed his way through the front door). Nick’s super-senses (hinted at last week) are revealed when he catches a vase thrown at his head by Hank (in an effort to distract Nick from hurting the Random Family).

Now, what Nick was actually going to do to the family (eat them? Kill them?) isn’t clear, because last week—and later in this episode—it’s made very clear that even violent Nick was only reacting to clear threat. But a Random Family being threatened certainly raised the stakes, though, because two little girls and a mother are much more sympathetic potential victims then hardened petty criminals in a road house.

Monroe and Hank get Nick to follow them by throwing things at Nick’s head and making noise, and get him out to the barn, where they trap Nick in a stall (using the old weak-floor-in-the-hayloft-as-trap-door trick).

Renard, Juliette and Rosalee show up (Hank having called Renard once they found Nick); they calm down Random Family Father, who comes running out with his gun, and Renard and Hank began the-protect-Nick-cover-up which permeates the rest of the episode by telling Random Family Father that they were in pursuit of patient zero of the recent outbreak (the zombie thing, and good use of last season’s medical ‘explanation’),  Thomas Shirach (the identity the evil brother, Eric, had set up for Nick).

Random Family Father goes back inside after refusing to give up his gun—a plot point that never goes anywhere, despite a two-minute long conversation about it, which was slightly confusing. Usually writers don’t spend that long on an item to then have it go nowhere. Renard, Hank and Monroe go back inside the barn after telling the women to ‘stay outside.’ The blatant sexism made our eyes roll (has anyone else noticed that except for one episode with a visiting cop, and the occasional uniform, ALL the police officers in Portland are apparently men?)

Clearly not happy with the whole getting-locked-in-a-horse-stall. (Photo by: Scott Green/NBC)
Clearly not happy with the whole getting-locked-in-a-horse-stall. bit.
(Photo by: Scott Green/NBC)

Points for Trying, Guys

So the men go in just as Nick breaks free from the stall—but there’s enough time for some repartee between Renard, Hank and Monroe (leading to the best line of the night):

As Renard moves to fight Nick:

Monroe: Not like this, I tried.

They morph into their Wesen shapes. Hank shudders.

Renard: (to Hank): You okay?

Hank: Man, I wish I could do that.

Ha! Awesome. Totally unexpected but somehow perfect for Hank’s character.

The three proceed to get the crap beat out of them by Nick before Juliette—who, along with Rosalee, had come into the barn anyway—stabs him with the crazy needle of de-zombie-fication. Which has three 3-inch long needles and apparently needs to get plunged into the patient’s sternum/stomach area. Not like there’s any important organs there or anything they could puncture…

Nick reacts the way any person would react after being stabbed in the abdomen with three 3-inch needles—he flings Juliette away from him. So now there’s the ‘I hit my girlfriend’ angst we can refer to all season.

The drugs kick in and Nick goes down for the count. Point here: if they knew he was going to be zombie-crazy, why didn’t they bring tranquilizers? We asked this last week, and we ask it again: does Portland not have ANY tranq guns?

They rush Nick back to the Spice shop—noting en route that he’s very cold, and his pulse his very slow—just before the local cops show up. Monroe points out to Renard that someone needs to make sure Prince Eric gets his due.

GRIMM -- "PTZD" Episode 302 -- Pictured: (l-r) Claire Coffee as Adalind Schade, Shohreh Aghdashloo as Stefania  Photo by: Scott Green/NBC
GRIMM — “PTZD” Episode 302 — Pictured: (l-r) Claire Coffee as Adalind Schade, Shohreh Aghdashloo as Stefania
Photo by: Scott Green/NBC

Let’s Not Forget the Witch

Back to Europe, Stefenia and Adalind return to Stefenia’s trailer, where the gutted body of Frau Pech still lies on the floor. Stefanie instructs Adalind to place the dead flowers she collected into the now-empty body cavity. Adalind, rebellious but complying, goes to kneel when the flowers fly out and fill the body themselves. Now, says Stefenia, sew up the incision.

At the spice shop, Nick gets a second dose—lancing his spleen, this time—and starts to come to. Juliette and Rosalee act concerned; Renard goes back to the precinct; Monroe and Hank discuss what they’d do to Prince Eric if he was their brother; Nick’s flailing gets alarming and the cuff him to the bed.

In Stefenia’s trailer, Adalind has to cut the thread (so gross, covered in goopy blood thread, that we had to put a picture in) with her teeth. Steam comes out of the body—the process, whatever it is, is working faster than Stefenia thought.

Ew. Ew. Ew.
Ew. Ew. Ew.

Renard gets a text telling him to check the news—where the death of Eric Renard in a tragic car accident is being reported. Since the actor—James Frain—is now on Sleepy Hollow, supposedly this death is a real one.

Back at the Spice Shop, Rosalee is tending to Monroe’s wounds (their light, comfortable-couple banter makes this the second best scene of the night) while Juliette dabs Nicks brow with a cool cloth, we guess. Because an apothecary is so much more qualified to clean deep head wounds than a vet, who we can assume was at least taught how to do real stitches…

Anyway, Nick wakes up, confused, and with no memory of the night before. The gang fills him in, finishing with the small comfort of ‘at least you didn’t kill anyone.’

So, yeah, obviously, someone from his rampage is going to die soon.

Everyone hovers over Nick because they are CONCERNED. Except Renard... Courtesy of NBC Universal
Everyone hovers over Nick because they are CONCERNED. Except Renard…
Courtesy of NBC Universal

More Relatives We Didn’t Know Existed

Renard calls (gets a call from?) someone we assume is related, who is on a train in Europe going on a ‘vacation’ separate from the ‘family.’ And then Wu walks in—sure enough, one of the guys in the fight just died at the hospital. Renard confirms the Thomas Shirach identity as the culprit and asks about security footage.

None, says, Wu, the drive was destroyed.

Wu leaves and Renard pulls out a hard drive—which has the footage on it. Flashback to the night before: when Monroe and Hank went after Nick, Renard went looking for the footage, stealing it and trashing the office.

Renard watches the footage intently, then hides the drive in his desk. To use as blackmail later? We don’t know, but the sense that Renard is an ally only for as long as it is convenient for him is pretty well hinted at.

Nick is freaking out in the Spice Shop, wondering if he’s going to get caught and what defense he can use. None, the gang reasons, not without coming clean about the Wesen and being a Grimm, etc. etc.

Sidenote: Our understanding of current law is that if you can prove you were non compos mentis through no fault of your own—i.e., suffering from a severe neurotoxin injected into you against your will, or even just infected from repeated exposure—then there is no case. Plus, Nick is an outstanding cop with no record. There’s really no way a DA would pursue this case. To not at least bring this up and explain why it wouldn’t work leaves a GAPING hole in the episode, which, judging from how it ends, means Nick’s angst for the season will also have a hole in it.

Juliette takes Nick home; there’s an awkward moment when he comes onto her (“I’d rather not sleep alone,” he says, complete with a slightly-smarmy grin). Considering what they’ve just been through in the past 24 hours (not to mention ALL of last season) it felt odd and didn’t resonate with their relationship. As much as we are not fans of the way this show utilizes Juliette, her and Nick’s relationship was, at one point in season one, maybe, a really nice relationship to watch.

Hank goes back to the station and doesn’t lie to Wu, exactly, but stretches the truth pretty hard when he assures Wu Nick was at the shipyard the night before. Wu tells Hank that one of the victims from the bar died—sending Hank straight to Renard’s office. Renard and Hank agree they need a cover story that Juliette, Rosalee and Renard can tell to the detectives investigating the death.

Hank calls Juliette and tells her a man is dead—can she meet at the Spice shop? And let Nick sleep, he needs it.

So Juliette—who has medical training of a kind—leaves the man who less than eight hours was a red-eyed zombie and had two doses of a drug they weren’t sure of the effects of when it came to Grimms ALL ALONE. Not even a note of where she had gone.

Bitsie Tulloch—the actress who plays Juliette—does her best with this role but it’s just not being utilized well.

Rosalee and Monroe in the Spice Shop. Courtesy of NBC Universal
Rosalee and Monroe in the Spice Shop.
Courtesy of NBC Universal

They’ll Totally Believe It

Juliette arrives at the Spice Shop and her, Hank, Renard, Monroe and Rosalee all agree to cover for Nick. No one mentions the Random Family, only the bar and the security footage there. Which means they never discuss covering for how Hank and Monroe were there, or where they took ‘Shirach.’ Now, police responded to a 911 call to the house which wasn’t immediately linked to the bar brawl but someone should put that together, right?

Anyway, cover story agreed upon, everyone goes their separate ways.

Hank and Renard go back to the precinct, where Hank figures out Renard has the security footage. Confronted, Renard insists it was to keep Nick safe.

Juliette returns home to find Nick cold, with no pulse. As she dials 911, Nick’s color returns (a nice bit of movie magic there) and he wakes up. After he calms Juliette down and agrees to go to a doctor, they both go back to sleep.

GRIMM -- "PTZD" Episode 302 -- Pictured: Sasha Roiz as Captain Renard -- (Photo by: Scott Green/NBC)
GRIMM — “PTZD” Episode 302 — Pictured: Sasha Roiz as Captain Renard — (Photo by: Scott Green/NBC)

All The Fun Stuff Happens in Europe

Meanwhile, Stefenia and Adalind are having super fun times in the trailer; Stefenia cuts open Frau and a red goo oozes out; Adalind must (with her hands) fill a jar with the goo. Ew.

At the Spice Shop, the detectives show up and question Rosalee. She sticks to the story.

Adalind, back in her hotel and clean for the first time in two episodes, drops a towel (a VERY nicely placed chair covered the R-rated bits) and rubs the goo from Frau on her belly. It’s absorbed, leaving a shape of a skull on her skin. Adalind grins.

The detectives move on to Juliette—and that’s when Nick finds out one of the men he attacked has died. After they leave—Juliette sticking to the story as well—Nick insists on coming clean.

Why Juliette, who KNEW the police were coming, and had enough time to get dressed and make coffee, didn’t tell Nick or get Nick out of the house, or something, I don’t know.

Nick rushes to the precinct intent on confessing; even Hank, telling him that to confess would get all the Scooby gang in trouble, can’t stop him.

Renard receives a call from his mother, who thanks him for killing Prince Eric. O-o-o-o, what plots twists are going to come from that? Just as he hangs up, Nick comes in—apparently the two detectives on the case took longer to get back to the precinct then Nick did—and Renard shows Nick the security footage. The guy that died had come at Nick with a knife—Nick’s violence, while extreme, was somewhat mitigated by the fact that it had been provoked.

Nick, torn, finally decides to keep quiet.

Not from this episode, but here's Nick, looking torn. Photo by: Scott Green/NBC
Not from this episode, but here’s Nick, looking torn.
Photo by: Scott Green/NBC

All’s Well That’s Resolved by the End of The Episode?

The episode cleaned up a lot of loose threads from last season and placed some interesting new factors in play, and for the most part did it well. The angst-y acting (never the show’s strongest spot) should hopefully be on hold for a while as the show goes back to its procedural-of-the-week mode.

Next week on “A Dish Best Served Cold”  it’s blutbaden versus bauerschwein (wolves versus pigs) and it looks like Nick is forced to shoot Monroe!?! Though clever teaser editing may be all that turns out to be.

Next week’s recap will be out later in the week as well, as your friendly writer will be covering BlizzCon all weekend.

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Ender’s Game, based on the book by the same name written by the controversial Orson Scott Card, tries admirably to live up to the weight of expectations placed on it, and for the most part succeeds.

Gavin Hood (X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Rendition, Tsotsi) wrote the screenplay and directed the film, which stars Harrison Ford as Colonel Graff, Viola Davis (The Help)  as Major Anderson, Haliee Steinfeld (True Grit) as Petra and Asa Butterfield (Hugo) as the titular Ender.

Harrison Ford and Asa Butterfield square off in Ender's Game.
Harrison Ford and Asa Butterfield square off in Ender’s Game.

Ender’s Game continues the trend this year of large, big-budget sci-fi films starting with a voiceover. Have we learned nothing from Blade Runner?  Please, please, please, Hollywood, stop with the voice over. It only makes it worse, guys, it doesn’t help. As soon as the voice over goes, we automatically deduct two points because it’s just SO BAD. Not only that, but the movie will show us within the next ten minutes everything some disembodied voice just info-dumped on us anyway. So, come on, just try it, for, like, a year. We bet you’ll like it.

All right, sorry, back to the review.

The movie follows the basic plot of the book fairly faithfully–a near-future Earth, attacked by the alien race the Formics and almost defeated, fights back by training extremely young soldiers to fight, as only the young have brains with neural pathways fast enough to handle the new type of warfare they are waging.

Hood made the decision to compress the book–which covers six years, starting when Andrew Ender Wiggins is six and culminating when he is twelve–to one year, keeping Ender a static 12 years of age. While the choice allows the movie to move like a training-for-battle/brave-band-of-misfits film–which isn’t necessarily a detriment–it also removes that shock of a bunch of six-year-olds (who, if you don’t have one handy nearby to measure, are TINY. They can’t even play sports right, not even soccer, because running maxes out their coordination outputs.) not only being violent, but being trained to hone that violence. More than just a purely aesthetic issue, excising the very young from this story edits out a certain amount of visceral reaction to the world Ender lives in; it also makes Ender himself harder to relate to–in the movie, he is a sociopathic genius. In the book, he is made into one.

The Dragon Army.
The Dragon Army.


The film does a solid job of picking and choosing what bits from the book were required for the film–some scenes lifted verbatim, line for line, providing a little squee of joy for the fans of the book.

Asa Butterfield does a commendable job of Ender. Though he does occasionally wander over to the whiny side of the role, he mostly imbues the character with a vanishing innocence and hidden ferocity.

Ford is mostly likable as the military man following orders, who’s responsible for taking children and making them killers–he carries the weight on his shoulders and in his eyes, though his never-wavering belief in the program at times strains credulity. Davis–in a role originally written as a man–plays the psychologist and the moral center.

The producers and Hood spoke in depth about how the decided to make the role of the Major a women in order to make the move more up-to-date and gender inclusive. While certainly the attempt to make Ender’s Game more in keeping with today’s sensibilities–it was written nearly thirty years ago by a man who has always had extremely traditional (to put it mildly) opinions in terms of gender roles. But, we wondered why the only character to get the gender switch was the kind, nurturing, caring mother-figure? Surely Colonel Graff as a woman–a woman ordering children into battle–would have been a more effective casting choice, if we were really doing this to show how gender/color blind Hollywood has gotten. Or, hey, any of the ‘rulers of the Earth’ we see later on.

But we don’t. In fact, oddly enough, the movie suffers from more sexism than the book does. While certainly the book does not have any woman officers, the two main women in the novel–Petra and Valentine–are written as extremely strong, extremely bright, extremely effective characters. Valentine was removed from the Battle School program for being too compassionate, but she is instrumental on Earth in fomenting a revolution and putting into place a structure for after the war is won–all before she is 18. Petra is the only girl to make it through the brutal training program at Battle School and other than a brief mention that’s she’s a girl and therefore different–much like Ender is different–her gender is never really a point of discussion. By the end of the book she is the strongest platoon leader he has, with skills almost equal to Ender’s.

The movie boils Valentine down to a simpering girl who cries every time we see her, wears skirts all the time, and has a suspiciously close relationship with Ender (the movie does not dive into the older brother’s psychosis as much as the book, so people who aren’t familiar with the novel may be left wondering on some of the family dynamics) and Petra as a good-friend/love interest (?-there’s a lot of hand holding) who’s main job in the final battle is to push the giant button to fire the giant weapon–a weapon that must be protected by all the boy’s platoons because it is incapable of protecting itself. She is, quite literally, Sigourney Weaver’s character from Galaxy Quest. She sits there and repeats information the computer gives her.

A hint of this is given at the very beginning, when Sergeant Dap (an underwritten character portrayed with great heart by the wonderful Nonso Anozie) announces that there are girl’s and boy’s showers. In the book, there were not. In fact, when we first meet Petra she is naked, just coming from the shower–as are all of the other members of the Salamander Army she belongs to. This societal norm–there is no crucial difference–enforced from a young age, means that in the novel whether a person is a girl or boy has less impact then whether they are good or bad. The pitfall of making everyone twelve means that burgeoning hormones must be somehow contained and addressed, turning friendships and a certain brothers-in-arms camaraderie into a coming-of-age flirtation.

Hailee Steinfeld and Asa Butterfield in Ender's Game.
Hailee Steinfeld and Asa Butterfield in Ender’s Game.

Hood also choose to delete the number of armies Ender is shuffled too, his after hours battle training with his friends, and, once he is promoted to Dragon Army, the various psychological tortures inflicted on him by Graff. The movie also doesn’t show the tactical genius of Ender, constantly using the strengths of others–and the loopholes only he can see–to exploit a weakness of the enemy. These things are important because from them we see Ender’s genius warped into a thing of greatness–at the expense of his humanity. Without those trails, the ending reads as a reaction of a spoilt child, rather then the breaking of a brilliant mind.

Towards the end this choice becomes especially unwieldy. Having not built into the movie the extreme psychological distress Ender and all of his team has already gone through, Hood then has to have numerous characters come out and tell us how close people are to breaking; how much stress they are under; how hard Ender is pushing his people. They also have to tell us the strengths of each of his trusted platoon leaders, mostly because Hood never took the time to show us. The ending, while making sure to hit all the same beats as the book, does so with small but significant changes–played on a snare drum, if you would, rather than a timpani.

 (L-R) BEN KINGSLEY, HARRISON FORD and ASA BUTTERFIELD tell the audience all the things we could be seeing happening.
(L-R) BEN KINGSLEY, HARRISON FORD and ASA BUTTERFIELD tell the audience all the things we could be seeing happening.

The movie is visually stunning, thanks to digital effects group Digital Domain, who were brought in early in pre-production to help bring the near-future surroundings to life. Fans of the book shouldn’t find much to criticize in the aesthetic of Ender’s world–the Battle School, the war games room, the cubes, well everything, were thoroughly realized and were exactly what we imagined when we first read the novel. Even the Formic’s–the vaguely ant-like race whose invasion 50 years ago sparked the need for the International Fleet and the battle school training program–are brought to life with an eerie, inhuman and intrinsically different-from-us visuals which still manages to impart a feeling of grace and intelligence while maintaining a strong, creepy sense of other.

The movie, on it’s own, moves. The acting is good, with occasional flares into great, and the plot moves quickly from point to point. While it may have missed one or two of the truly harrowing social commentaries in the book, it’s still a larger-than-life, good-guys-fighting-the-good-fight space opera that stays exciting and entertaining until the credits roll.

Ender’s Game opened wide on Friday, November 1st.

Geekscape Score: 3.5/5

This weekend people will be excitedly seeing the remake/re-adaptation of Philip K Dick’s We Can Remember It For You Wholesale (aka Total Recall). Like most of Philip K Dick’s book the movie asks the ever popular question “What is Reality”

One of my favorite movies to pitch this question was Vanilla Sky, Cameron Crowe’s remake of the (admittedly superior) spanish film Open Your Eyes. The first time I heard of this movie was in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman (my favorite book ever). In the chapter “The Awe-Inspiring Beauty of Tom Cruise’s Shattered Troll-like Face”, Klosterman recalls a particularly rough night of digestial issues forcing him to read a review of the movie in an old issue of Entertainment Weekly.

Klosterman basically says exactly what I’d end up thinking about the movie; that question of What is Reality? “might be the only valid reason for loving it”.

The movie follows Tom Cruise (his name in the movie is David Aarmes but let’s face it, he’s Tom Cruise… just a owner of a publishing firm instead of an actor). Tom Cruise fills his day with booze and casually banging Julie (Cameron Diaz). However when his best friend Brian (Jason Lee) brings Sofia (Penelope Cruz) to a party he falls head over heels in love.

The film is intercut with David in a prison cell wearing an emotionless mask being interviewed by Dr. Curtis McCabe (Kurt Russell). Apparently he’s being charged for murder. We are hearing David’s version of the events that took place.

It seems Julie can’t take David moving on to a new girl and drives them off a bridge. Julie dies in the crash while David survives but is left horribly disfigured. David begins hiding behind an emotionless mask (the one we’ve seen him wearing in the prison) and getting plastered to deal with the pain.

Sofia tries to bring David out of his slump and eventually motivates David to have his face repaired. Things are great for David until reality starts to slip away. David continues seeing his deformed face, Sofia continually turns into Julie. Eventually David attempts to suffocate Julie only to discovered his murdered Sofia instead.

David sees a commercial for Life Extension and requests Dr. Curtis take him to the offices as he finds them important to the case. There David is explained about the Lucid Dream program which allows someone to live in a continuous dream state until a cure for their sickness is found.

David realizes he’s in his own lucid dream and has been for 150 years.

Critics hated this movie. Rotten Tomatoes has a 40% rating which is second lowest in Crowe’s career (just above Elizabethtown… another future Guilty Pleasure). I feel like the attack on this movie has more to do with Tom Cruise than the movie itself.

This was released in 2001. By this point Tom Cruise had produced 6 movies (and starred in 3 of them). All the critics refer to the movie as Tom Cruise’s ego-trip and a vanity project. The fact is that very little of the plot line has changed from the spanish original (including Cruz playing Sophia in both films).

It seems like Hollywood likes to pretend that Tom Cruise has gone crazy. Rewatch some of his interviews in the 90’s, he’s always been crazy. However, around 2000 he started producing more and more of his own movies. When he started to not need the Hollywood system anymore; suddenly he’s crazy.

I think Vanilla Sky was the unfortunate victim of being releases at the beginning of a media attack on a public figure. The movie isn’t perfect (the original however is) but it’s still a solid movie. 2001 was a year filled with uninteresting blockbusters like Planet of The Apes and Zoolander (yeah I said it).

Crowe and Cruise followed the original plot line closely while interjecting elements of themselves. At the end of the day the film is successful in causing us to question our reality and making a film filled with emotional moments.

Plus the movie makes you believe that Penelope Cruz is far more fuckable than Cameron Diaz (kudos Mr. Crowe). Give this remake another shot before you go see this weekend’s (sure to be blockbuster) remake and this time Open Your Eyes.

So, Edgar Wright is getting ready to go into production on Worlds End in September and then gearing up for Ant-Man after that. Well add yet another movie to his schedule now.

Paramount pictures is mobilizing a sci-fi film called Collider, and it is a collision of several of the top guys in the genre. Edgar Wright will direct the film, and he is co-writing the script with I Am Legend‘s Mark Protosevich. Wright is producing with his longtime Big Talk Productions partner Nira Park and JJ Abrams through his Bad Robot banner.

Wow. Edgar seems to be a hot name right now and us over at Geekscape are definitely happy for him. I have yet to be let down by any of his films and definitely looking forward to all three of these projects myself. Just maybe Ant-man a bit more so than the others.

Source: Deadline

Since his outstanding debut with Attack the Block, Joe Cornish has been searching for his next project. Now it looks like he’s finally found it.

Cornish has signed on to write and direct the film adaptation of Neal Stephenson’s Snow Crash, the dystopian cyberpunk classic about a sword-wielding pizza man trying to save the world from a computer virus.

Paramount has been trying off and on to get the film made almost since the novel’s 1992 release. Will Cornish be the man to finally realize the cinematic vision?

Allow it!

Wow! I love this guest. Marc Zicree is a successful writer, director and producer who has worked in television and film for over 30 years. He’s written on shows like Star Trek: The Next Generation, Sliders, Babylon 5, He-Man, Smurfs and tons more. Marc is also the author of The Twilight Zone Companion and has a million stories bridging classic Hollywood and the modern day. In this visit to Geekscape, Marc talks about his new project Space Command, what he thought of Prometheus and his friendship with recently departed legend Ray Bradbury.

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In 1984, Ray Bradbury wrote a short story called “The Toynbee Convector”, in which a time traveller has just returned from a visit to the future.

As the time traveller describes it, the world of the future is wonderful. In just a century’s time, humanity has turned it all around: they’ve committed to peace, developed technologies that allowed them to feed the poor and protect the environment, and even made monumental leaps in space exploration.

The world has become everything it could be. So why didn’t the time traveller stay in this utopia? He couldn’t. Not only were the denizens of this “future perfect” helpful and welcoming- they knew he was coming!

In their future, he had already gone back and told everyone about his journey. In fact, it was his description of this ideal outcome that gave people hope in the first place. It was only after hearing they would succeed that people made a real effort to fix the world.

And so, the time traveller returns to the present, and he tells everyone of the wondrous things he’s seen. And sure enough, knowing what the world could be does give everyone hope, as well as purpose. They focus their efforts on turning the world into the one the time traveller described.

A hundred years go by. The time traveller, now an international hero, is quite elderly, but has hung on long enough to watch the world grow into the place he said it would be.

When the date of the young time traveller’s visit finally arrives, the world watches in gleeful expectation at the time and place where the time traveller told them he landed.

And he doesn’t come.

They wait and wait, and the date passes entirely, and the time traveller never shows up. Everyone is dumbfounded.

Finally a reporter confronts the aged time traveller, who reveals his secret: He lied.

The time machine never worked. But he knew that humanity was capable of making a better world. They just needed to be sure their efforts weren’t wasted. They needed a destiny to fulfill. So he gave them one.

I think this was as close to an autobiography as Ray Bradbury ever wrote. You see, Bradbury didn’t just write speculative fiction like so many of his contemporaries, stories about what could be.

Bradbury’s stories were about what SHOULD be.

In The Martian Chronicles, Bradbury showed us humanity at its best and worst over the course of mankind’s greatest endeavor.

He reminded us of the depths of wonder and fear we were capable of as children in Dandelion Wine and Something Wicked This Way Comes.

In his magnum opus Fahrenheit 451, Bradbury warned us of the dangers of losing touch with our humanity. He rekindled our love of art and literature by depicting a world where they were outlawed.

Bradbury wrote over 30 books and close to 600 short stories. He wrote again and again about the beauty in the world that we so often overlook. He did this because he knew we were capable of regaining that childlike vision, of seeing the world the way he did.

He gave us a state to which we should aspire. He gave us a destiny to fulfill.

Ray Bradbury died today. But he leaves behind a legacy of the entire world. Thanks to his work, many of us can see it for how beautiful it truly is.

The time traveller was 91.

In celebration of the July 24th release of Star Trek: The Next Generation on Blu-Ray, the show is going where no one episode has gone before.

Star Trek: The Next Generation 25th Anniversary Event will be in theaters nationwide for one night only on Monday, July 23. The showing will include two fan-favorite episodes, “Where No One Has Gone Before” and “Datalore”, as well as a sneak peek at the Blu-Ray’s behind-the-scenes special features.

The TNG episode "Datalore" was a head of its time.

Trekkers can get their hands on tickets from the Fathom Events website starting on Friday, June 8th. You can thank CBS Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Media Distribution, who partnered with NCM Fathom Events to make it so.

So, not too long ago it was revealed that Hampton Fancher (who wrote the script for the original “Blade Runner”) is returning to write what was also revealed to be a sequel rather than the rumored prequel.

After “Prometheus”… Ridley Scott plans on working on the follow up to “Blade Runner”. Scott recently revealed that the protagonist of the film would be a female but has expressed interest in having Ford return as well. “I don’t think it’ll be Harry [starring]. But I’ve got to have him in it somewhere. That’d be amusing.”

But before any of that begins Sir Ridley Scott is set to direct “The Counselor”, a “morality tale” about a lawyer who foolishly dabbles in the drugs trade. And after that hopefully he can start work on the next “Blade Runner”… unless a sequel to “Prometheus” benches it.

Do we need more Deckard? Will the now 71 year old Harrison Ford do it? Will there be Xenomorphs or not? Was that last one a joke? Yes it was. But as for the rest…

We will just have to wait and see. The yet untitled sequel is set to film next year with a 2014 release.

When I was a kid, I read A LOT. I devoured everything I could get my hands on, from William Shakespeare to John Grisham. Fortunately for me, my elementary school had an extensive library of donated books, and every few days, I would check out my two-item limit.

Capt. O.G. Readmore: he was like the Smokey the Bear of childhood literacy. In retrospect, I think he was also a schizophrenic homeless cat.

My favorite books were always anthologies. Getting to read an entire story in one sitting was perfect for a kid with a short attention span. My library had great genre fiction collections: horror and sci-fi anthologies with titles like A Cavalcade of Monsters and Amazing Worlds.

Some time around 1990, I read a story with time travel, robots, and mind control. I have always remembered this story because it was told BACKWARDS. Long before Christopher Nolan’s Memento or that X-Files episode, this little story told end-to-beginning blew my mind. It completely changed the way I thought of narrative. It affected me as a reader and writer for years after.

I grew up in the 80s and am obsessed with time travel. Who could say why?

But between my short attention span and the impressive volume of volumes I consumed, I forgot the title of the story. And the author. And the name of the anthology. I remembered the plot pretty well, but forgot every bit of information I would need to track down a copy. It wasn’t even worth asking a librarian. I’d sound like my grandmother trying to recall a movie: “the one with the guy who meets the girl and fights the other guy”.

As computers became more commonplace (yes, kids, there was a time when not everyone had them), I thought I would finally have a new method to find this lost gem. The Internet is an extraordinary repository of knowledge, and is literally full of tools called “search engines”. But I still couldn’t find the story.

Cutting edge technology, once.

I didn’t have any keywords- no words from the title, no character names, no publication date. Every search led to thousands of results for the same few common short stories. When I would pore over lists of sci-fi short stories, nothing was familiar to me.

So for many years, any time I had a conversation about life-changing stories, I would describe this lost tale. My interest would be renewed, and my futile search would be invigorated. Always to no avail. It seemed like I would never find my precious needle in the information haystack that is the Internet.

The Internet (artist's interpretation)

Then I heard about a website that seemed to be exactly what I was looking for. WhatsThatBook.com is a site that allows people with fond but fuzzy memories to locate lost titles. Bibliomnesiacs like me can sign up and write a post describing the book as accurately as possible, using everything from character attributes to cover images. Literary-minded peers peruse the entries hoping, like the firemen of Fahrenheit 451, to hunt down the fugitive tomes.

I didn’t expect this to function as planned, as, to quote Dark Helmet, “Even in the future nothing works.” But I reckoned I might as well give this a shot. So, I put in the best description I could, highlighting the unusual structure. I cannot tell you how surprised and delighted I was to receive a response with the name of the story and author within ONE DAY!

This is how I felt. If you can't remember the name of the classic children's book from which I took this image, I have a website I can recommend...

In this age of very vocal complaint, I think it’s important to take the time to celebrate things that work as they should. And the next time I get the urge to rant about the rancor resulting from the anonymity of the web, I’ll remember that it was a stranger on the Internet who helped me find something I had been seeking for over 20 years.

By the way, the writer whose name I couldn’t recall was “Mimsy Were the Borogoves” co-author Henry Kuttner. The short story’s title?

“Happy Ending”.

The sci-fi genre (including science fiction, fantasy, and horror) has a long history of unofficial equal rights advocacy. As far back as the 18th and 19th century, sci-fi stories like Gulliver’s Travels and The Time Machine subtly touched on topics of racial intolerance and class disparity. The 1950s brought us The Twilight Zone, an anthology of morality plays, many of which dealt with racial injustice. In the 1960s, Star Trek repeatedly championed the civil rights movement, airing television’s first multiracial kiss and producing episodes like “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield”, a deft allegory of the consequences of racism. In the late 60s and 70s, George A. Romero put strong black characters in leading roles in his socially conscious zombie films.

A member of the noble race of aliens from "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", seen here next to one of the dirty, inferior race.

So how is it that after two centuries of progressive, forward-thinking literature, racism has begun to pervade sci-fi? Since the turn of the millennium, there have been a few prominent examples of bald racism in the sci-fi world. These may be isolated incidents, but they do have one glaring common aspect: they were all defended by fans. Rather than a public consensus shaming the offenders into apology, which has become the protocol in these situations (see: Michael Richards), in each of these cases fans mounted a counter-argument denying any existence of racism. These have not been good arguments, but they have, like creation “science”, been enough to muddy the waters for those who don’t want to see the truth.

POD RACE WARS

In 1999, the lifetime of anticipation millions of Star Wars fans had built up waiting for Episode I finally ended. And it ended the way every lifetime does: with death. The pristene sense of wonder and joy that was born out of seeing Star Wars for the first time died that day. And out of its ashes grew a bitter cynicism from which society will not recover until the only ones left are the kids who saw the prequels first, carefree and ignorant without a frame of reference for what should have been.

I believe the children are our future. At least, I used to...

On a laundry list of complaints about The Phantom Menace, the use of racism as a storytelling device certainly takes priority. At least three different alien races in the film, in voice, dress, and manner, are indistinguishable from specific racial stereotypes. The Neimoidians, leaders of the Trade Federation, with their large-sleeved robes, bowing, and thick Asian “r” and “l” switching accents are clear corollaries for the Japanese. Watto, a hairy, big-nosed, money-obsessed junk dealer is an overt Semitic caricature. And then there’s Jar Jar Binks and the Gungans, with their definitive Porgy and Bess accents are obviously stand-ins for native Caribbeans. All of these characters are depictions of racial stereotypes, and all of them are bad. The Trade Federation are in league with the Sith, Watto is an unscrupulous slave owner, and Jar Jar is a rude, lazy fool.

"Meesa ashamed of reinforcing negative racial preconceptions."

Some fans refuse to believe these characters are the product of racism. These fans contend that the alien races are original compilations of traits, and racially sensitive people pick out specific traits they associate with races and extrapolate racism that isn’t there. But it isn’t just one trait; it’s the whole package. There’s a reason the Anti-Defamation League hasn’t ever voiced serious concerns about the anti-Semitic undertones of gold-hoarding dragons. Because that is extrapolating association from a single trait. That’s not what they do. No one came to Star Wars looking for racism. They saw it because it smacked them in the face.

There were several offensive characters in Phantom Menace, but this one wins by a nose.

Another common defense is simply to ask why Lucas would put in racist stereotypes. In other words, these fans are demanding the prosecution show motive. Well, the motive is simple and sad: lazy writing. A thoughtful, creative writer will spend time developing characters, but a lazy writer can import easily recognized stereotypes in place of unique characters. Essentially it’s like stealing a stock character from another work of fiction, only this time the fiction is the magical world that racists live in.

Compare the races of Episode I with those of the Lord of the Rings series. J.R.R. Tolkien practically invented what we think of as elves and dwarves not by recontextualizing pre-existing stereotypes but by creating a world and considering how that world’s history and landscape would affect how societies developed. Each race has a specific set of culturally inherent traits, but even if they share any history with or bear any resemblance to real peoples, they don’t stick out as identical with persistent stereotypes. And Tolkien was part of the tradition of promoting racial unity as Gimli the dwarf found friendship with elf Legolas. Of course their common ground was the hunting and killing of a third race, but hey, Orcs are jerks. Even Dr. King said we could judge people by the content of their character.

The ACLU isn't goin' anywhere near this one.

You don’t even have to leave the Star Wars universe to find an example of well-done race introduction. A New Hope‘s Mos Eisley Cantina is full of many different alien races, all distinct and imaginative variations on basic animal features. Their manner and clothing tell us immediately that these creatures are sentient despite reminding no one in any way of any human race or even the human race.

Scum? Sure. Villainy? You bet. Stereotypes? No.

The “shorthand” of racial stereotypes is unnecessary to convey an individual’s personality or even the cultural identity of a recently introduced alien race; good storytellers are able to give us this information through good writing. Lucas clearly used to be a good storyteller, but he got old, tired, and lazy.

REVENGE OF THE APPALLIN’

About a decade after Episode I, sci-fi race relations suffered a very similar setback with episode 2 of the Transformers franchise. We’ll just call Jazz’s breakdancing in the first Transformers a misguided homage. But he was replaced in the second film by the duo of Mudflap and Skids, robots that used rap slang and sounded “street”- one of them even had a gold tooth (I’m not sure which one- the movie Transformers all look alike to me). Once again, we’re talking about lazy writers using offensive stereotypes in place of original characters, but this goes even further. These obvious black analogues are rude, gross, craven, and even, despite presumably having advanced alien CPUs for brains, illiterate. And even this was not universally acknowledged as racism.

Robo-jangles of Cybertron

The defense here was similar to that of The Phantom Menace. Fans who jumped to the film’s defense said, “They’re not black men, they’re robots! They’re not even black robots! How can it be racist?” But racism is more than meets the eye. It doesn’t have to be a black man to be a depiction of a black man. Amos ‘N’ Andy were two white guys in minstrel makeup. The caricature already exists in our culture and can be depicted via cartoon bird, CG robot, cave etching- it’s still making fun of black people.

Note: THIS is blackface. That Billy Crystal Oscars thing was simply using makeup to enhance an unfunny, outdated impersonation. Completely different thing.

FAN BLACKLASH

So are fans racist? Well, yes and no. Obviously there’s nothing inherently racist in sci-fi to promote extra intolerance, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t some fans who bring their racism with them. You might think sci-fi’s myriad fables against discrimination would discourage ethnocentrists’ interest, but even in their religions people hear what they want to hear. Sci-fi’s biggest deterrent to racism is its innate intelligence; the often complex rules and sophisticated storylines of new universes tend to naturally repel those of lower intelligence, whom studies have shown are more likely to hold racist beliefs. So sci-fi fandom probably has a slightly lower proportion of racists than the rest of society, but they are there.

Unfortunately, in the Venn diagram of society, the circles of racial intolerance and genre enthusiasm do have some overlap. Two recent examples made me ashamed of my people. The first is the rejection of a black Spider-man. When Sony announced in 2010 that it would reboot the Spidey franchise with a new Peter Parker, a sharp-eyed fan suggested writer/actor Donald Glover for the role. Glover is a smart, funny young actor with a slim, muscular build; he would have been a strong choice for the iconic character. As an excited fan himself, Glover retweeted the idea, causing a flurry of Internet excitement. But not all of the buzz was positive. Hundreds of fans denounced the idea, saying they would never see a movie with a black Spider-man.

Fear of a Black Daily Planet. What? It's Bugle? Crap. That was such a good joke. OK, how about "Parker Brother"?

Some argue that this was not a racially motivated disgust. They argue that die hard fans’ ire is notoriously easy to provoke by adaptations straying from the source material, and that’s a fair point. Fans were also annoyed that John Constantine was played by a brunette American instead of a blond Brit. However, those that tweeted death threats and epithets at Glover were not pre-occupied with comic accuracy, but were clearly a different kind of purist altogether.

The more recent example is also in casting, but this one isn’t merely hypothetical. The Hunger Games movie adaptation broke box office records, but a vocal minority soured the occasion. These readers apparently missed the indication to beloved character Rue’s dark skin in the book and were shocked and disgusted by the decision to cast a young black actress. Naturally, these fans vehemently denied that their outcry was in any way racist. All they said was that they couldn’t see a little black girl as innocent or be upset when a little black girl’s life was in peril, because she’s black. Nothing racist about that.

Where's Kanga, am I right? But no, in all seriousness, this totally made me cry like a baby.

For the most part, I don’t think all that many sci-fi fans out there are racist. The Hunger Games and Spider-man franchises have much larger audiences than most genre works, and a bigger crowd always means a bigger, louder fringe. I don’t even think those who denied the racist elements of Star Wars Episode I and Transformers 2 are themselves racist. I just think they’re in denial. they’re choosing to believe that the things they love so much could not possibly be so flawed. They’re like abused housewives attacking the cops who are trying to protect them. The reality is just too hard to face.

But we have to face it if we are going to move forward. Sweeping this under the rug is not acceptable. The only way we will ever remove racism from sci-fi in specific and society in general is to stop denying that it exists. The first step in recovery is admitting that you have a problem. And right now we do.

Director Alex Proyas, known for his visually stunning work on The Crow and Dark City, has announced plans to direct a film adaptation of Robert A. Heinlein’s The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag.

The story begins when Hoag realizes he has no idea what he does at work all day. He hires detectives to follow him but quickly discovers that his amnesia may not be the most disturbing thing about his job…

Proyas is currently working on a screenplay based on the 1942 novella, reportedly a childhood favorite. Production company Red Granite will finance the film, which will likely be shot this fall in Australia.

 

Bryans Singer and Fuller To Bring Back Star Trek To TV?

I’ve mentioned in this column before a few times in recent weeks how writer/producers Bryan Fuller and Bryan Singer are working on a Munsters reboot for NBC, now re-titled Mockingbird Lane. But these two might have more than just the Munsters in mind for television, and in fact are hoping to possibly collaborate on a new television incarnation of Star Trek in the near future.

Both Singer and Fuller are huge Trekkers; Singer even has a cameo in Star Trek: Nemesis as a random helmsman, and before producing cult series Pushing Daisies and Dead Like Me, Fuller got his start as a young staff writer on Voyager and Deep Space Nine. In late 2005, after Star Trek:Enterprise was cancelled, ending an eighteen year run of non stop Trek on television, Singer had his longtime friend and fellow writer/director Robert Meyer Burnett come up with a detailed pitch for Paramount for a new Trek show called Star Trek: Federation. Federation was set in the year 3000 to a vastly changed and declining United Federation of Planets. Singer and Burnett’s  proposal took into account how television storytelling had changed since the glory days of The Next Generation, something that Enterprise ultimately failed at. When Paramount decided to let the franchise rest on television for a while and reboot the series on the big screen instead with JJ Abrams’ film, Singer dropped pursuing his pitch. However, it’s been seven years since all that…could Singer and new colleague Fuller be reviving this idea?

My personal opinion is that while Singer and Burnett’s pitch for Federation is exactly what the franchise needs for television…now is probably not the time to do it. The movie franchise was only recently re-launched, and the first sequel does not arrive till next year. I say Let JJ Abrams and crew wrap their new Trek trilogy, and then maybe in say, 2016 (the 50th Anniversary of Star Trek) they could bring back the series to television and people would welcome it back with open arms after such a long absence.  The world of television is in major flux right now anyway, with the cost of shows growing and the viewership shrinking, and Netflix and the like becoming a new venue for showcasing new television series. Waiting a bit longer allows for the dust to settle in the television world AND whets the appetite for more television Star Trek among the general public.

 

Jessica Lange Returns To American Horror Story


Something else I mentioned in this column a few weeks back was the news that FX’s new hit series American Horror Story would effectively reboot every season, with a new haunted location and a new cast of characters and actors each time. But series producers Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk have made at least one concession about returning former cast members, as Jessica Lange is confirmed as returning for the second season.  

Jessica Lange was easily the show’s most valuable player, as her acting elevated the show’s sometimes cheestastic and over the top craziness to something resembling really good Grand Guignol theater. American Horror Story also got Lange a much deserved Golden Globe recently, and it would be foolish of the producers not to capitalize on Lange’s talent and buzz for as long as possible. Not much else is known yet about season two of the show, which isn’t set to debut until October. But FX released one promo image for the second season this week, which seemingly suggests not a haunted house, but a haunted hospital instead. I guess we’ll all find out just what location is haunted, as well as what other cast members will be returning, when the show comes back in the Fall.

 

Anne Rice’s Lestat Might Return To The Big Screen

For the last few years, as the vampire trend has spread through Hollywood like wildfire (or herpes) there has been one very noticeable omission: The Vampire Lestat, and all the other undead denizens of Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles series of novels.  But it looks like that might change very soon, as Ron Howard’s Imagine Entertainment has bought the rights to Anne Rice’s fourth Vampire novel The Tale of the Body Thief. Author Anne Rice announced the news on her Facebook page this week that Imagine has acquired the rights to Body Thief, and hired writer Lee Patterson, who wrote a well-regarded screenplay titled Snatched, to write the script. Producing with Imagine are Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, the writer-producers behind  FringeStar Trek and Transformers. Say what you will about this particular writing duo, but just about everything they work on eventually gets greenlit.

While it might seems strange to effectively reboot a film series using book number four in the cycle, Tale of the Body Thief is more or less a stand alone story that only really references characters and events from the first novel Interview with the Vampire, which was already successfully made into a movie. In the novel, Lestat is killing serial killers in Miami (kind of like a vampiric version of the television series Dexter) and grows bored of existence and tries to end his life, only to find that he can’t actually die. When approached by a mortal psychic who claims he can switch bodies for a brief time and Lestat can gain his mortality back, Lestat jumps at the chance, even when the titular body thief makes off with his powerful body and he has to track him down and get it back.


Unlike the two previous installments in the Vampire Chronicles, The Vampire Lestat and The Queen of the Damned, which both have a huge cast of characters and move around in time a lot, Body Thief is a pretty linearly straight forward story that would be far easier to make into a two hour movie than the previous two books in the series. I still maintain that the first three books of the series would make for a great cable series though. Please, someone in Hollywood get on that soon.

Buffy Makes A Controversial Choice, Gets Headlines In The Process

And  while we are on the subject of vampires, arguably the most famous vampire slayer of all time, Buffy Summers, made media headlines this week for probably the most unlikeliest of reasons. SPOILERS for Buffy from here on out folks- In Joss Whedon’s current comic book continuation of the series for Dark Horse Comics (Season 9 to be precise) Buffy has found out she is pregnant. In this past week’s issue, Buffy mulls over her options about what to do with her pregnancy, and ultimately decides to get an abortion.  It isn’t a decision Buffy comes to lightly, and it is handled extremely well by writer Andrew Chambliss and series creator Whedon.


Of course, just because Buffy is planning on getting an abortion doesn’t mean she’ll be successful at it though. The character of Buffy seems convinced the father is any number of men she could have had sex with (but conveniently doesn’t remember) back in a raging house warming party in issue #1 of Season 9. However (again-SPOILERS) I would be genuinely shocked if the father of the baby is anyone other than long time vampire love Angel, whom Buffy had sex with at the end of Season 8 while both characters were in this mystical God-like state (don’t ask) Yes, those events were supposed to take place a good six months prior to the where the comic storylines take place now, but who is to say how long mystical pregnancies are supposed to last? And do you really think Joss Whedon would have the father of Buffy’s baby be some new character the readers have little emotional investment in, or have the father be none other than Buffy’s greatest lover/enemy?

Of course, if this really does end up being just  “A very special episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer” where she gets an abortion and just has to deal with the consequences in a real life kinda way, then the father just might be a nobody. BUT…if indeed the baby can’t be aborted somehow and she is forced to have it, then I stick to my theory that the father is none other than Angel. If I’m right, then you heard it here first fellow geeks.

DC To Launch Smallville Season 11 In Comic Book Form

Taking a cue from Dark Horse Comics’ previously mentioned continuation of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer tv series, DC Comics is looking to continue the long running (ten frickin’ seasons) television series Smallville with a comic book version of Season 11. The Smallville television series ended with the Tom Welling version of Clark Kent finally wearing the cape and tights of Superman, making some longtime rabid fans of the series really happy. Seriously, just watch this one fan watch the Smallville series finale around the five minute mark-I’ve never had an orgasm this intense. 

Although previously rumored to be a series of prose novels, DC Comics have officially announced a “Smallville Season 11” comic book series this past week, which will be published digitally beginning April 13 with a new issue every week. The series will also be collected in print beginning in May. Series scribe will be Bryan Q. Miller, a former writer and story editor from the TV series, as well as former writer of the Stephanie Brown version of Batgirl which ended last year before the big DC reboot. The current plan is to pick up some six months from where the show left off, with Clark finally embracing his role as a public super hero. As part of the press release, Miller said “I couldn’t be more excited to help give seasoned viewers and new readers an all-access pass to Clark’s first year in the cape.

Smallville is certainly the most popular version of Superman in the media since the Christopher Reeve version, so continuing that version of the character seems like a no-brainer to me. My question is-which of the new DC 52 Earths is “Earth-Smallville?” And will Supes ever wear the red shorts or not? Because ya know, I find that I kinda miss those.


 

 

After my write up on Dirty Work Jonathan has asked me to do a more detailed Guilty Pleasures. So unlike previous guilty pleasures I’ll be discussing content of the movies, so I guess that means spoilers. Be warned!

 


Don’t be fooled by the cover. Luke Skywalker in tact does not play the Guyver

 

THE GUYVER

 

When I was a child I used to watch A LOT of cable television. I don’t know if that’s considered good parenting or brilliant parenting but it meant I saw a lot of weird shit (in my blog I even discussed the time that I accidentally watched Re-Animator and had many a sleepless night). On one particular moment of unsupervised television viewing I saw two monsters boxing and one crushed the other’s head and I was freaked out and turned off the TV.

 

Later, as if by some type of twisted torture (or a moment of divine intervention) that weekend, I stayed at my friend’s house and he had rented a movie called The Guyver. The film began with a long text scroll and voice over. This is always a good sign. I mean, Star Wars had text scrolls and that movie was good. In reality though, this means that the film is too complicated for someone to understand it ‘off the street’. The Guyver was no exception. The text explains how Aliens created humans (the scientologists were right) but gave some humans the ability to transform into super monsters. However to even the playing field the aliens created a device called “The Unit” which gives no advantage to this super monsters but can turn the average human into THE GUYVER (hey that’s the name of the movie).

 

Immediately after the text scroll, it shows an Asian scientist running from Jimmie Walker, a fat Russian dude and Michael Berryman. I remember in my brain thinking ‘oh shit, this seems familiar’. Then the Asian and Michael Berryman transformed into Monsters and started boxing ‘oh no, this is the scene I saw earlier this week! I can’t act scared in front of my friend.’ Luckily the scene was nothing in reality and I was able to enjoy the film.

 

It turned out that that the Asian scientist was supposed to meet up with a detective (overacted by Mark Hamill). He witness the murder from afar (thus he didn’t see the monsters) and informs his daughter about it. Her boyfriend Sean Baker follows them (thinking that something is going on between them) and stumbles onto the unit and through a humorous mishap of falling into The Unit turns into the Guyver.

 

Meanwhile Detective Skywalker and Asian girlfriend are kidnapped. Sean goes through a 30 minute or so battle only to lose and die (or so we think). The evil head of the monsters is giving Asian daughter a tour of the labs where they meet Dr. East (played by Jeffery Combs; apparently cast in the role because in Re-Animator he plays Dr. West). Despite Sean dying, the Guyver tries to clone itself and brings Sean back from the dead. Why? Because in cinema the laws of logic take a backseat to the laws of convenience. Sean saves the day and walks off into the sunset.

 

The Guyver was a direct to video release by a first time director. This basically means it’s already set to fail from the start. Add in the fact that it’s also based on a beloved manga and there wasn’t much of a chance for this movie to begin with. However, it became one of my favorite movies at the time and I’d constantly show it to people (almost all of them hating it).

 

I can understand why people would hate this movie. For starters, Mark Hamill over acts like there’s no tomorrow. His character is like Sam Spade without the charm, wit or likability.

 

Beyond that there’s a massive amount of monster characters in this film, most of which are there as comedic relief. They’re so overly animated though that all the humor (for the most part) falls flat (although I thought it was hilarious as a kid). They actors walk around throwing random shit across rooms and it feels like your watching a Ghoulies movie with actors playing the titular characters instead of puppets. The only one who brings in a slightly enjoyable performance is Jimmie Walker. Most of the humor of his character though is driven on the fact that he’s a walking ball of rapping and jive talking stereotypes.

 

 

The fight sequence in the middle is so extended and hard to follow that there’s a clearly ADR-ed line of dialogue in which a character says ‘Oh Good, The Whole Team is Here Now’. This dialogue exists strictly because it’s hard to keep track of exactly HOW many monsters there are and this is truly a shame because the best element of this movie (and the reason I still love it) is Screaming Mad George’s creatures.

 

Screaming Mad George might be ass at directing, but he’s an incredible effects man. Before directing this he did the creature effects for Arena, Predator and Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dream Master. In the latter, he did the infamous cockroach death scene considered by many fans to be the best death in Freddy history. His quality in effects continue in the Guyver which legitimately contains some impressive transformation sequences.

 

The original intention of this film was to be a modern American Tokusatsu film. In that, it’s more successful in it’s goal than say 1998’s Godzilla remake. For those of you who don’t know, Tokusatsu is an Asian film genre in which people in rubber monster costumes fight. It has even inspired a wrestling federation (Kaiju Big Battel). However, Screaming Mad George’s mistake is going too far in the real of Monsters. He’s trying to make Destroy All Monsters but instead he should have aimed for Godzilla Vs. King Kong. What made Destroy All Monsters work is that over the years we had gotten used to these various monsters and cared about some of them (mainly Gojira). In the Guyver, we have so many different monsters and our hero that we barely have time to get to like them (even the villains, we hardly get to enjoy the creature design).

 

The Guyver was followed by a sequel Guyver: Dark Hero which was much more well received and while I enjoy it, it will never hold the space place in my hear that the original head-squishing Guyver has.

 

 

When he’s not watching poor Americanized adaptations of classic Japanese manga Matt Kelly is found tweeting, writing in his blog Pure Mattitude and hosting his podcast The Saint Mort Show.