So far, the live action Disney remakes have been hit-or-miss. It seemed like the house of mouse may have hit its stride after a remake of Aladdin back in May that was better than it had any right to be. Two short months later, one of the most beloved films of the Disney Renaissance era, The Lion King, would be next to get the “live action” treatment in the form of a CGI adaptation aiming to make the animals look as real as possible. Like its protagonist, this version had some huge expectations to live up to. Yet, it never quite reaches the heights it needs to if it wanted to take the crown.

Cub Simba is way too adorable.

Opening with a shot-for-shot remake of the Circle of Life sequence from the animated film, we’re quickly dropped into an African Pride where young Simba learns the ins and outs of life from Mufasa, his father and current ruler of Pride Rock. While the cub may live a carefree life leading up to his eventual role as the next king, his birth threw a wrench in the plans of Scar, Mufasa’s jealous and conniving brother that would have been next in line if not for his nephew. Once plans are set into motion for Scar to usurp the throne, Simba must learn what it means to be king as he finds his role in the great circle of life.

If you’re coming into this film expecting it to be true to the 1994 original, then you should be happy with what the film presents. The remake rarely deviates from the beats of the film its based off of, from some dialogue being word-for-word to every major aspect of the story being intact. Despite this, these scenes often feel like they’re being given new life thanks to what might be the best CGI I’ve ever seen. If someone were to mistake these animals for the real thing, I wouldn’t blame them. If they weren’t moving their lips while talking, it would be easy to confuse this film with a nature documentary with voices dubbed over the real animals. Unfortunately, the dubbing is where the problems start with this latest take on the story.

Timon and Pumba are rare highlights in the voice acting department.

As a cartoon, the original film had the benefit of allowing its animals to show human emotion when necessary, which is part of the reason why the movie is so beloved to this day. While the CGI may be incredible, what we lost in the process with the remake is the emotional aspects that the story constantly calls for. Since real animals don’t emote, it eventually became distracting about half way through the movie when the most impactful points of the narrative fall flat when the emotionless faces of the characters don’t match what the voices are conveying. Even then, the voice acting rarely elevates above being simply “okay”, with Beyonce’s take on Nala and shockingly, James Earl Jones’ reprisal of Mufasa being shockingly bad. Both actors have no life in their delivery and sound like they’re reading off of a script, making an emotionless take on the story feel even more lifeless. With so much of the film being exact copies of the 1994 version, they might as well have plugged Jones’ lines into Mufasa from that film and it would have been better off. Donald Glover’s Simba and Chiwetel Ejiofor’s Scar are planted firmly in the middle while the side characters are the only ones to really shine. Even then, while Billy Eichner and Seth Rogan make Timon and Pumba their own, I couldn’t help but feel like Zazu came off as John Oliver playing Zazu as opposed to believing Zazu was his own character, even though the Last Week Tonight host did a technically sound job.

While most of the film was a direct adaptation, there were aspects that were changed with mixed results. Giving Scar more of a backstory regarding his jealousy over Mufasa’s marriage and referencing a past attempt at taking the throne helped develop more of his resentment towards his brother, while the villainous hyenas are given more of an independent role in the story. Now led by Shenzi, (with Florence Kasumba taking the reigns from Whoopi Goldberg as another voice over success story), the pack is much more dangerous than they were previously portrayed. Acting as accomplices with Scar as opposed to henchmen, it gave the former comic relief characters much more gravity than they had in the past. Timon and Pumba live with Simba as part of a community of outcasts rather than being a three person group, adding a layer of complexity to Simba’s struggle towards finding himself when the other animals never get as used to having a predator around compared to the meerkat and warthog.

Can you feel the love today?

On the other side of the praise, some of the changes that are made are completely baffling, with the biggest offender being Scar’s famous Be Prepared musical number. With the song reportedly being absent from an early cut before fans caught wind of it and demanded it be re-added, having nothing at all might have been better than what we got. Less of a song and more of a spoken word monologue with sound in the background, this was a rare change that I thought made the film actively worse. Another offender is Rafiki’s reduced role. When you consider the mandrill didn’t have a very big role in the original to begin with and you’re left with one of the most pivotal scenes in the movie feeling incomplete. This feels even more jarring when new scenes can result in nothing but mass confusion, like what must have been a five minute fur journey through places I never want to visit in a film again. Even then, some slight alterations play with the idea that most of the audience has already seen this movie in some form, leading to some genuinely funny moments. Let’s just say you shouldn’t expect every song to play out the way you’d expect.

Viewing the film in 4DX enhanced the film during some of its most action packed scenes. Notably, the wildebeest stampede and elephant graveyard scenes came to life as the seats rocked with the chaos surrounding Simba. Steam would double as smoke and dust while blasts of water would surprise us as characters slid through puddles and lakes, adding some energetic atmosphere to the upbeat songs that are all performed with much more energy compared to the speaking scenes. Outside of these sections though, much of the effects felt out of place, with water sprays seemingly shooting for no reason or the seats swaying when nothing was happening. 4DX is best when the immersion matches what the characters are experiencing, but unlike a film like Spider-Man that got the most out of the effect through restraint, The Lion King finds itself on both ends of the spectrum. When it fits, it absolutely enhances the experience. Every other time, it takes you out of the film when you’re wondering why you just got sprayed for the third time.

The hyenas and Scar get some of the best and worst of the film’s changes.

Overall, The Lion King is an enjoyable, flawed adaptation of an all-time classic that should have played it safer in a film that already plays it incredibly safe. A handful of solid additions to the plot get bogged down by some truly baffling decisions that even when ignoring the original, don’t stand very well on their own. To generously put it, some uninspired voice acting matched with a lack of emotion on the characters, (a byproduct of the realistic art style), make the events of the film feel almost disingenuous. Even when at its best, Jon Favreau’s efforts rarely feel as strongly as they should, leaving us with a well made, gorgeous film that feels ultimately soulless. If you want to spend a fun night out with the family or experience an updated version of a childhood favorite, The Lion King is worth seeing for the jaw dropping visuals alone. Just don’t expect to enjoy it as much as you remember.

Final score: 3/5

The road through development and production of Ron Howard’s Star Wars spin-off Solo was a rocky one to say the least. In fact, it wasn’t always the Academy Award winning director’s film. After rumors of chaos on set began to spread like wildfire, as well as rumblings of their displeasure with the lead performance from Alden Ehrenreich, original helmers Chris Miller and Phil Lord were eventually replaced by Howard after six months of filming. We’ll never know exactly how much influence each party had on the final product, and that includes The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi scribe Lawrence Kasdan, who returned to influence and pen the screenplay alongside his son Jonathan, but it’s crystal clear that Solo is a plagued and unnecessary addition to the Star Wars film universe.

A young Han Solo (Ehrenreich) becomes involved in his usual shenanigans after trying to rip-off a dangerous underground crime syndicate in order to escape the dreck of his home planet alongside his lover Qi’ra (Emilia Clarke). Unfortunate circumstances allow only Han to escape freely, as the daring pilot vows to earn enough money to buy his own ship and return back to the planet to reclaim his lover. While away, Han joins a band of thieves that put his life in danger as he’s forced to take part in a risky mission alongside franchise regulars Chewbacca and Lando Calrissian (Donald Glover) that comes with deadly consequences.

At its core, a plot-driven and emotionless void swallows Ron Howard’s valiant attempt at saving this doomed project. Solo unravels like a safe and superficial checklist towards developing the character’s origins and bridging his connections to George Lucas’ initial trilogy. Throughout the film it becomes difficult pinpointing whether this lack of depth is caused by thinly written characters or weak onscreen portrayals, and that criticism even includes a personal favorite of mine, Woody Harrelson, who gives one of the most forgettable turns of his career. Yet, no matter where the blame ultimately lies, the sad truth is that the Star Wars saga will continue to follow in the money-printing footsteps of Marvel’s cinematic universe no matter how watered-down the overall product becomes. I’d also be remiss not to mention the loathsome qualities regarding this feature’s most significant droid, L3. Her sassy and progressive demeanor is both off-putting and annoying. The franchise’s newer droid character have been molded to create comic relief, however their increasingly over-the-top nature is beginning to get out of hand, a clear sign that “the powers that be” are grasping at straws.

Now, perhaps Solo was simply destined to fail, with warning signs and red flags popping up throughout the entire filmmaking process. Or there may be an even more troubling interpretation of this hollow and worthless inclusion, and the Star Wars franchise may be headed down a worrisome path that could ultimately sour the amazing foundation built by George Lucas over 40 years ago.

GRADE: 2.5/5

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There’s a lot of controversy about ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’, Disney’s latest entry in the rapidly expanding Star Wars cinematic universe! From the box office to the story to the actors, nobody quite seems to be in agreement about film… but everyone is talking about it! And that includes Ian Kerner and I as we sit down to discuss pretty much every aspect of the film! Does it work? Was it necessary? What did we like? What worries us going forward? What was up with that surprise cameo? Where does this leave the announced James Mangold ‘Boba Fett’ movie? Is the Box Office indicative of the movie’s quality? Was Lando given his due? Do new characters Beckett and Qira hold up alongside the classics? Really, there is a LOT to talk about… so let’s get to it! Hyperspace time, Ian!

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UPDATE: Right after writing this original article, news came out that Seth Rogen and Bille Eichner will be voicing Timon and Pumba for the film. It seems as though they are still getting mostly new people for these roles. Fingers crossed for Irons still. 

Jon Favreau’s live action adaption of The Lion King finally has a release date!

While not necessarily highly anticipated, people seem interested in seeing how the Iron Man series director can handle one of Disney’s biggest animated juggernauts after succeeding pretty well in the live action fairy tail space with last years The Jungle Book.  The film is set to STAMPEDE (sorry too soon?) into theaters on July 19th 2019. Not much is known about the film still, but we do know that Donald Glover will be voicing Adult Simba, as well as the legendary James Earl Jones reprising his role as the king of the pride lands himself, Mufasa. No word on if Jeremy Irons will return as Scar, but we can dream at how great that’d be until Disney cruelly rips it away from us. Are you excited for this remake? Tell us in the comments and check out Favreau’s tease below!

Hello, what have we here?

“We’re so lucky to have an artist as talented as Donald join us,” said Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, the directing pair of the Untilted film. “These are big shoes to fill, and an even bigger cape, and this one fits him perfectly, which will save us money on alterations. Also, we’d like to publicly apologize to Donald for ruining Comic-Con for him forever.”

LucasFilm announced and it was donald-glover-lando-calrissian-star-warsposted on Twitter, @starwars, the newest cast member to the Untitled Han Solo film, is Donald Glover. He will be playing Lando Calrissian, the smooth talking smuggler. Han Solo will be played by Aldin Ehrenreich. Playing Lando in the original Star Wars films was Billy Dee Miller opposite Harrison Ford’s Solo.

Who is Donald Glover? one may ask. He is known for his work on NBC’s Community. He is also known for his critically acclaimed FX series, Atlanta. He was in Ridley Scott’s Martian and can be seen in the upcoming Marvel film, Spiderman: Homecoming. 

The duo meet years before the events of A New Hope. The film will follow the duo in their formative years, giving us a look at what makes these guys tick. The Untitled Han Solo Film is set to premiere sometime in 2018.

Good Casting choice? Or bad casting choice? Sound off below.

FX has given a series order to ‘Atlanta’ a new comedy created by and starring Donald Glover.   The show revolves around two cousins on their way up in Atlanta’s rap music scene.

Brian Tyree Henry (Boardwalk Empire), Lakeith Lee Stanfield (Selma) and Zazie Beetz are set to co-stars with Glover.

“ ‘Atlanta’ draws on Donald’s considerable talents as a musician, actor and writer to give us something unique,” said Nick Grad, president of original programming for FX and FX Prods. “The story is made all the more powerful by the great cast and the contributions of Donald’s fellow executive producer Paul Simms and director Hiro Murai. We can’t wait to for the debut of ‘Atlanta’ next year.”

Can’t wait for this, i have been missing Donald Glover since his departure from Community. his most recent body of work i saw him in was Magic Mike 2. FX has a really good streak with new shows so i hope this can be a marriage made in heaven. Now i’ll just be over hear listening to his albums on loop.

FX ordered 10 half hour episodes which are set to premiere next year. Fingers crossed!!

 

The cast of this movie alone should sell you on seeing this. The debut red-band trailer for upcoming comedy The To Do List (which was previously titled The Hand Job), written and directed by Maggie Carey, has been released and it’s far from clean.  The film features Aubrey Plaza as a sexually inexperienced teenager with a type-A personality who makes the decision to engage in numerous sex acts before she goes to college.  Plaza is joined by Donald Glover, Rachel Bilson, Bill Hader, Andy Samberg, Alia Shawkat, Mae Whitman, Johnny Simmons, Connie Britton, Clark Gregg aka Agent Coulson, Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Scott Porter. Who isn’t in this movie? Isn’t this the perfect Valentines day movie? Why are you still reading what I am writing rather than watching the trailer?

Starring Aubrey Plaza, THE TO DO LIST follows the story of Brandy Klark (Plaza), a Type-A, overachiever who comes up with a “to-do list” featuring all the risqué extra-curricular activities she missed out on in high school and wants to complete before college. Rachel Bilson, Bill Hader, Andy Samberg, Scott Porter, Connie Britton, Clark Gregg, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Donald Glover, Johnny Simmons, Sarah Steele and Alia Shawkat co-star in the film.

The To Do List opens February 14th, 2013 aka Valentines day!

Good news Community fans, Deadline has confirmed that the entire cast of NBC’s cult (but ratings starved) comedy series will be returning for season four. This follows last month’s semi-shocking news that creator/showrunner Dan Harmon was replaced with new showrunners David Guarascio and Moses Port.

I’ve got to wonder if Harmon’s being let go was  how they got Chevy Chase to come back for season four. For those who aren’t fans of the show and who may not be aware, Chase and Harmon had a very nasty feud that started when Chase walking off set during shooting. It then escalated when Dan Harmon gave a “fuck you, Chevy” speach at the wrap party, in front of Chase’s wife and daughter. Chevy Chase then left Harmon a veeeeery nasty voice mail (you can listen here), which Harmon later played for fans at his monthly show at Meltdown comics. To say the whole thing was handled poorly is a drastic understatement. But that’s all a thing of the past now, let’s look forward to season four!

In other Community News, there will be a Community panel at San Diego Comic-Con 2012. It will take place on Friday, July 13 at 10 a.m. in Ballroom 20. Cast-members Joel McHale, Alison Brie, Danny Pudi, Yvette Nicole Brown and Gillian Jacobs will be in attendance. Jim Rash, Donald Glover and Ken Jeong are all currently working on other projects and won’t be able to make it. It’s still unclear whether or not Chevy Chase will be there. I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Annie’s Boobs and/or Magnitude will make a special appearance. Pop pop!

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The sci-fi genre (including science fiction, fantasy, and horror) has a long history of unofficial equal rights advocacy. As far back as the 18th and 19th century, sci-fi stories like Gulliver’s Travels and The Time Machine subtly touched on topics of racial intolerance and class disparity. The 1950s brought us The Twilight Zone, an anthology of morality plays, many of which dealt with racial injustice. In the 1960s, Star Trek repeatedly championed the civil rights movement, airing television’s first multiracial kiss and producing episodes like “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield”, a deft allegory of the consequences of racism. In the late 60s and 70s, George A. Romero put strong black characters in leading roles in his socially conscious zombie films.

A member of the noble race of aliens from "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", seen here next to one of the dirty, inferior race.

So how is it that after two centuries of progressive, forward-thinking literature, racism has begun to pervade sci-fi? Since the turn of the millennium, there have been a few prominent examples of bald racism in the sci-fi world. These may be isolated incidents, but they do have one glaring common aspect: they were all defended by fans. Rather than a public consensus shaming the offenders into apology, which has become the protocol in these situations (see: Michael Richards), in each of these cases fans mounted a counter-argument denying any existence of racism. These have not been good arguments, but they have, like creation “science”, been enough to muddy the waters for those who don’t want to see the truth.

POD RACE WARS

In 1999, the lifetime of anticipation millions of Star Wars fans had built up waiting for Episode I finally ended. And it ended the way every lifetime does: with death. The pristene sense of wonder and joy that was born out of seeing Star Wars for the first time died that day. And out of its ashes grew a bitter cynicism from which society will not recover until the only ones left are the kids who saw the prequels first, carefree and ignorant without a frame of reference for what should have been.

I believe the children are our future. At least, I used to...

On a laundry list of complaints about The Phantom Menace, the use of racism as a storytelling device certainly takes priority. At least three different alien races in the film, in voice, dress, and manner, are indistinguishable from specific racial stereotypes. The Neimoidians, leaders of the Trade Federation, with their large-sleeved robes, bowing, and thick Asian “r” and “l” switching accents are clear corollaries for the Japanese. Watto, a hairy, big-nosed, money-obsessed junk dealer is an overt Semitic caricature. And then there’s Jar Jar Binks and the Gungans, with their definitive Porgy and Bess accents are obviously stand-ins for native Caribbeans. All of these characters are depictions of racial stereotypes, and all of them are bad. The Trade Federation are in league with the Sith, Watto is an unscrupulous slave owner, and Jar Jar is a rude, lazy fool.

"Meesa ashamed of reinforcing negative racial preconceptions."

Some fans refuse to believe these characters are the product of racism. These fans contend that the alien races are original compilations of traits, and racially sensitive people pick out specific traits they associate with races and extrapolate racism that isn’t there. But it isn’t just one trait; it’s the whole package. There’s a reason the Anti-Defamation League hasn’t ever voiced serious concerns about the anti-Semitic undertones of gold-hoarding dragons. Because that is extrapolating association from a single trait. That’s not what they do. No one came to Star Wars looking for racism. They saw it because it smacked them in the face.

There were several offensive characters in Phantom Menace, but this one wins by a nose.

Another common defense is simply to ask why Lucas would put in racist stereotypes. In other words, these fans are demanding the prosecution show motive. Well, the motive is simple and sad: lazy writing. A thoughtful, creative writer will spend time developing characters, but a lazy writer can import easily recognized stereotypes in place of unique characters. Essentially it’s like stealing a stock character from another work of fiction, only this time the fiction is the magical world that racists live in.

Compare the races of Episode I with those of the Lord of the Rings series. J.R.R. Tolkien practically invented what we think of as elves and dwarves not by recontextualizing pre-existing stereotypes but by creating a world and considering how that world’s history and landscape would affect how societies developed. Each race has a specific set of culturally inherent traits, but even if they share any history with or bear any resemblance to real peoples, they don’t stick out as identical with persistent stereotypes. And Tolkien was part of the tradition of promoting racial unity as Gimli the dwarf found friendship with elf Legolas. Of course their common ground was the hunting and killing of a third race, but hey, Orcs are jerks. Even Dr. King said we could judge people by the content of their character.

The ACLU isn't goin' anywhere near this one.

You don’t even have to leave the Star Wars universe to find an example of well-done race introduction. A New Hope‘s Mos Eisley Cantina is full of many different alien races, all distinct and imaginative variations on basic animal features. Their manner and clothing tell us immediately that these creatures are sentient despite reminding no one in any way of any human race or even the human race.

Scum? Sure. Villainy? You bet. Stereotypes? No.

The “shorthand” of racial stereotypes is unnecessary to convey an individual’s personality or even the cultural identity of a recently introduced alien race; good storytellers are able to give us this information through good writing. Lucas clearly used to be a good storyteller, but he got old, tired, and lazy.

REVENGE OF THE APPALLIN’

About a decade after Episode I, sci-fi race relations suffered a very similar setback with episode 2 of the Transformers franchise. We’ll just call Jazz’s breakdancing in the first Transformers a misguided homage. But he was replaced in the second film by the duo of Mudflap and Skids, robots that used rap slang and sounded “street”- one of them even had a gold tooth (I’m not sure which one- the movie Transformers all look alike to me). Once again, we’re talking about lazy writers using offensive stereotypes in place of original characters, but this goes even further. These obvious black analogues are rude, gross, craven, and even, despite presumably having advanced alien CPUs for brains, illiterate. And even this was not universally acknowledged as racism.

Robo-jangles of Cybertron

The defense here was similar to that of The Phantom Menace. Fans who jumped to the film’s defense said, “They’re not black men, they’re robots! They’re not even black robots! How can it be racist?” But racism is more than meets the eye. It doesn’t have to be a black man to be a depiction of a black man. Amos ‘N’ Andy were two white guys in minstrel makeup. The caricature already exists in our culture and can be depicted via cartoon bird, CG robot, cave etching- it’s still making fun of black people.

Note: THIS is blackface. That Billy Crystal Oscars thing was simply using makeup to enhance an unfunny, outdated impersonation. Completely different thing.

FAN BLACKLASH

So are fans racist? Well, yes and no. Obviously there’s nothing inherently racist in sci-fi to promote extra intolerance, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t some fans who bring their racism with them. You might think sci-fi’s myriad fables against discrimination would discourage ethnocentrists’ interest, but even in their religions people hear what they want to hear. Sci-fi’s biggest deterrent to racism is its innate intelligence; the often complex rules and sophisticated storylines of new universes tend to naturally repel those of lower intelligence, whom studies have shown are more likely to hold racist beliefs. So sci-fi fandom probably has a slightly lower proportion of racists than the rest of society, but they are there.

Unfortunately, in the Venn diagram of society, the circles of racial intolerance and genre enthusiasm do have some overlap. Two recent examples made me ashamed of my people. The first is the rejection of a black Spider-man. When Sony announced in 2010 that it would reboot the Spidey franchise with a new Peter Parker, a sharp-eyed fan suggested writer/actor Donald Glover for the role. Glover is a smart, funny young actor with a slim, muscular build; he would have been a strong choice for the iconic character. As an excited fan himself, Glover retweeted the idea, causing a flurry of Internet excitement. But not all of the buzz was positive. Hundreds of fans denounced the idea, saying they would never see a movie with a black Spider-man.

Fear of a Black Daily Planet. What? It's Bugle? Crap. That was such a good joke. OK, how about "Parker Brother"?

Some argue that this was not a racially motivated disgust. They argue that die hard fans’ ire is notoriously easy to provoke by adaptations straying from the source material, and that’s a fair point. Fans were also annoyed that John Constantine was played by a brunette American instead of a blond Brit. However, those that tweeted death threats and epithets at Glover were not pre-occupied with comic accuracy, but were clearly a different kind of purist altogether.

The more recent example is also in casting, but this one isn’t merely hypothetical. The Hunger Games movie adaptation broke box office records, but a vocal minority soured the occasion. These readers apparently missed the indication to beloved character Rue’s dark skin in the book and were shocked and disgusted by the decision to cast a young black actress. Naturally, these fans vehemently denied that their outcry was in any way racist. All they said was that they couldn’t see a little black girl as innocent or be upset when a little black girl’s life was in peril, because she’s black. Nothing racist about that.

Where's Kanga, am I right? But no, in all seriousness, this totally made me cry like a baby.

For the most part, I don’t think all that many sci-fi fans out there are racist. The Hunger Games and Spider-man franchises have much larger audiences than most genre works, and a bigger crowd always means a bigger, louder fringe. I don’t even think those who denied the racist elements of Star Wars Episode I and Transformers 2 are themselves racist. I just think they’re in denial. they’re choosing to believe that the things they love so much could not possibly be so flawed. They’re like abused housewives attacking the cops who are trying to protect them. The reality is just too hard to face.

But we have to face it if we are going to move forward. Sweeping this under the rug is not acceptable. The only way we will ever remove racism from sci-fi in specific and society in general is to stop denying that it exists. The first step in recovery is admitting that you have a problem. And right now we do.