There’s a lot of controversy about ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’, Disney’s latest entry in the rapidly expanding Star Wars cinematic universe! From the box office to the story to the actors, nobody quite seems to be in agreement about film… but everyone is talking about it! And that includes Ian Kerner and I as we sit down to discuss pretty much every aspect of the film! Does it work? Was it necessary? What did we like? What worries us going forward? What was up with that surprise cameo? Where does this leave the announced James Mangold ‘Boba Fett’ movie? Is the Box Office indicative of the movie’s quality? Was Lando given his due? Do new characters Beckett and Qira hold up alongside the classics? Really, there is a LOT to talk about… so let’s get to it! Hyperspace time, Ian!

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Variety has reported that the new director for the upcoming Han Solo movie is Ron Howard. The position was recently abandoned by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, leaving the fate of the Star Wars film in jeopardy. There was still several weeks of production left prior to the shift but Lucasfilm has now added an additional five weeks of reshoots onto the schedule. I suspect some portion of the original story will be lost, given the difference in directing styles (the original directors had a fondness for humor and improvisation – which may have lead to the decision to remove them from the project).

Ron Howard has worked with Lucasfilm in the past on Willow in 1988. Other credits include hits like Apollo 13 and A Beautiful Mind as well as flops such as Inferno and In the Heart of the Sea. The director will also be reuniting in this picture with actor Warwick Davis, who starred in Willow. Howard is set to begin working immediately.

What do you think of Lucasfilm’s decision?

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Lucasfilm announced today that Phil Lord and Christopher Miller are no longer directing the Han Solo Star Wars spin off. Kathleen Kennedy, president of Lucasfilm, said that while Lord and Miller were “talented filmmakers who have assembled an incredible cast and crew” that the directing duo and Lucasfilm had different visions.

The amazing part is that the film has been in production since February, and that there are still weeks left on the shoot as well as reshoots scheduled later this summer.

No hint yet on the who the new director(s) will be, but the release date of May 26, 2018, is still on.

Who would you pick to head this movie? Let us know in the comments below!

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“We’re so lucky to have an artist as talented as Donald join us,” said Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, the directing pair of the Untilted film. “These are big shoes to fill, and an even bigger cape, and this one fits him perfectly, which will save us money on alterations. Also, we’d like to publicly apologize to Donald for ruining Comic-Con for him forever.”

LucasFilm announced and it was donald-glover-lando-calrissian-star-warsposted on Twitter, @starwars, the newest cast member to the Untitled Han Solo film, is Donald Glover. He will be playing Lando Calrissian, the smooth talking smuggler. Han Solo will be played by Aldin Ehrenreich. Playing Lando in the original Star Wars films was Billy Dee Miller opposite Harrison Ford’s Solo.

Who is Donald Glover? one may ask. He is known for his work on NBC’s Community. He is also known for his critically acclaimed FX series, Atlanta. He was in Ridley Scott’s Martian and can be seen in the upcoming Marvel film, Spiderman: Homecoming. 

The duo meet years before the events of A New Hope. The film will follow the duo in their formative years, giving us a look at what makes these guys tick. The Untitled Han Solo Film is set to premiere sometime in 2018.

Good Casting choice? Or bad casting choice? Sound off below.

Chris Strompolos is no stranger to Geekscape! The last time he was on the show he was pushing the Kickstarter to complete one of his life’s projects: a shot for shot remake of ‘The Raiders Of The Lost Ark’ that he started with his friend Eric Zala when they were in middle school! Now, Chris and Eric are embarking on another adventure… a huge tour to not only promote the finished remake but also the documentary about the making of it and the companion book! Plus, Chris gives us his thoughts on the young Han Solo casting and how there will never be another Harrison Ford!

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Hail, Ceasar! star Alden Ehrenreich has landed the coveted role of young Han Solo in the next stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ spinoff film which will center around the early days of the space smuggler.

Plot details have been scarce but we know it will focus on Han Solo’s adventures before he joined the Rebel Alliance In Episode 4.  With the announcements of Star Wars Celebration touching down in Orlando in 2017 and the D23 Expo also returning in 2017, I will expecting a lot more info to be released around then concerning the the new film.

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The untitled spinoff is being directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller and is slated to hit theaters May 25, 2018.

Han Solo has a special place in every Star Wars fan’s heart. So when Disney announced a film based on Solo’s character in his early years, we became ecstatic even though we didn’t exactly know what we were in for. Thankfully, Executive Producer Kathleen Kennedy has offered a few tidbits about the film!

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“We’re not introducing you to a 10-year-old Han Solo,” Kennedy remarked. “He’ll definitely be probably in the high teens, low 20s.” This sounds great! Following the canon the prequels set, that would mean the Clone Wars have ended and the rise of the empire is in full swing. Maybe we’ll see some of the events that shaped Han into becoming a full-fledged General for the rebellion.

Learning from past mistakes, Kennedy had this to say about rehashing old stories told in the existing films:

There’s got to be a reason for [the stand-alone film] to be. And obviously the thing that Star Wars has always done so well is it doesn’t spend a lot of time [explaining] the stories that have come before. We don’t want to do that either. We don’t want to spend time going back and answering a lot of questions that, quite frankly, I don’t think people want answered.

Where was she when midi-chlorians became a thing?!

I think the key here is that we are identifying an event or events in Han Solo’s life that gives you some idea of who he is and why he is the character we have all known to love.

So far, this Han Solo stand-alone film sounds like everything we want, and a little more. There’s no news on casting yet, and that’s okay. The film isn’t slated to release until May 2018. Until then, we can expect at least three Star Wars feature films, including Episode VIII.

When I first played Disney Infinity in 2013, the idea that one game could contain so many different genres was far more ambitious than you would expect from a company that could sell games on name value alone. Each of its five Play Sets and the custom Toy Box mode that accompanied them went on to prove how vastly different characters, worlds and ideas could come together in one comprehensive package. Mechanics would only be improved upon in Disney Infinity 2.0, bringing Marvel’s finest super heroes into a more focused, much larger open world, with refinements made to the combat and creation modes. So where does 3.0 go from here? We sought to find out, so we took some time with the Star Wars and Inside Out sets to see what changes the new game has in store for all us toy collectors out there.

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Starting with the Star Wars side of things, it’s clear that Disney is doing their best to create a compelling experience while taking a more lighthearted approach to a galaxy far, far away. While blaster combat with characters like Han and Leia is largely the same as past iterations, (essentially locking on and shooting with some character specific abilities thrown in,) Lightsaber combat is where the game looks to shine. Developed by Ninja Theory, the team behind such action titles as DmC: Devil May Cry, Enslaved, Odyssee to the West, and Heavenly Sword, some of the actions were instantly recognizable. Taking bits of what they included from their past works, melee combat was much more focused this time, allowing the Jedi to combo enemies, launch them in the air, or throw in Force Powers to manipulate the space around their enemies. When it came down to the boss fight against General Grievous, there was never a moment where I felt like I had too few options to take him down.

Considering the steps the combat is taking towards a more focused, refined standard, 3.0 still hopes to keep its playful side intact. Exploring Endor with Darth Vader riding a Speeder Bike looks as ridiculous as it sounds, and the Battle of Hoth is a whole new experience when you have to take down AT-AT’s with Han Solo’s fists. Speaking of Hoth, one of the more interesting aspects of the demo was how tying up their legs was handled. Unlike any Star Wars game I’ve played, speed and height played a role in whether or not tripping it was successful. Fly to fast or too slow, or become misaligned with its moving joints, and your cord will break off, adding more depth to a battle we’ve played many times in the past. Of course, this leads to climbing it and breaking its weak points with your fists, but it wouldn’t be a Toys to Life game if it wasn’t silly.

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Moving over to the Inside Out Play Set, playing with our emotions takes a more puzzle/platform approach to the game as opposed to the aggressive nature of the Star Wars stages. Playing as Joy, Anger, Sadness, Disgust and Fear, each character has specific traits used to navigate the stages, presented as both 2D and 3D stages. For example, Joy can float a’la Princess Peach to reach farther away areas, while Anger can walk through fire without taking damange. Often being presented with light puzzle elements that required delivering orbs to the right doors, this set came off as what you would expect from your typical licensed game. Well designed, but nothing ground breaking, the switch between perspectives and the puzzles added some variety, but these sections are obviously designed with young kids in mind. And trust me, they’ll want all the merchandise they can get once these toys and games start hitting shelves. They just look too nice to resist!

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With these two sets, I felt like I was getting a drastically different experience, moreso than in 2.0 and its Play Sets. From what we’ve seen so far, 3.0 is on track to advancing the original concept even further by bringing something for everyone with its final package. Promsing even more accessible Toy Box tools, stand alone Toy Box game modes, more unannounced Play Sets and more to experience in the stages we got to demo, and it’s safe to say that 3.0 will be bigger than ever, with the potential to be even better.

Replacing Harrison Ford in any sense is going to suck. Nailing that comedic/badass/slightly insecure Han Solo as portrayed by Ford is going to be next to impossible. It’s going to sting, it’s going to hurt, as the man has machismo and charisma in spades like none other. Lick your wounds though, because this Lord and Miller Han Solo anthology film is a comin’.

So, if does HAVE to happen, who should play young Han? I don’t want to go over the obvious choices, (like Chris Pratt) but some of the possible dark horse candidates. None of these are probable, but here are a few names that I find intriguing.

Nathan Fillion

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Maybe a bit of an obvious choice. I found it interesting that when this news broke, everyone’s immediate reaction was that “young” Han Solo had to be in his 20s, which Nathan Fillion is not. I personally thank Fillion would be an excellent choice. He has basically already portrayed a Han Solo type character on Firefly (R.I.P.). He is right at home in those comedy moments, but you never believe for one second that he is not a bad ass. It’s a trait that a young Harrison Ford had and how we remember our Han. I don’t think the studio is going to go this way (slightly too old, slightly too Castle-y), but the Fillion fan boys will be out in droves chanting his name in your local streets. Be prepared.

Shia LaBeouf

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I’ve been riding the Shia bandwagon since Even Stevens. He is such a talent. Do you know why you enjoyed the first Transformers (2007) film? BECAUSE OF THE BEOUF (I stand by my positivity on that first one). He turned an awful script into an enjoyable film (in my opinion). Now just imagine what he could do with a great script and talented filmmakers (RE: Guide to Recognizing your Saints)! He clearly can nail the comedy and dramatic aspects and I also believe he has the action chops. Again, he is unlikely because he’s gone cuckoo for Coco Puffs recently but I honestly would watch the hell out of a Shia LaBeouf as Han Solo movie. Sue me.

Jake Johnson

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Fresh off Jurassic World, granted, where he had a small role, Johnson is now bigger than ever. He’s done smaller things like New Girl, Safety Not Guaranteed and had smaller roles such as in Jurassic World, but he hasn’t had that breakout role yet. I think he posses all of the qualities we would need, specifically the comedic timing. I think he has a great look and has the potential to leave that dweeb persona behind and become the ultimate bad ass as Han Solo. Lord and Miller probably don’t want to go for to high profile of an actor (Abrams did the same for Episode VII) so they can mold their own Han, so Johnson would be a nice fit since he does have some notoriety but isn’t a household name yet.

Josh Hutcherson

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With Hunger Games finally coming to a close soon, he will be a free agent for a big franchise. He played second banana to Jennifer Lawrence in the role as Peeta, so becoming Han would be a great way to announce his arrival into ultimate superstardom.

Other Names Considered:
Timothy Olyphant, Michael B. Jordan and Jeremy Renner.
These are just a few of the names I find intriguing. It’s going to be fascinating to hear who is in the running.

Who do you think should be cast as the young swashbuckling smuggler in the upcoming film?

It was announced today on the official Star Wars website that Christopher Miller and Phil Lord (The LEGO Movie) have been attached to direct the Han Solo anthology film, slated for a May 28, 2018 release date.  I’m a bit mixed about the announcement; as much as i would love to see more Star Wars content, do I really want to see young Han Solo? What if it takes away the mystique from his past? I don’t want a chance for anything to be ruined.

The article states that “The story focuses on how young Han Solo became the smuggler, thief, and scoundrel”, so let’s hope it really stays close to that description.

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“This is the first film we’ve worked on that seems like a good idea to begin with. We promise to take risks, to give the audience a fresh experience, and we pledge ourselves to be faithful stewards of these characters who mean so much to us. This is a dream come true for us. And not the kind of dream where you’re late for work and all your clothes are made of pudding, but the kind of dream where you get to make a film with some of the greatest characters ever, in a film franchise you’ve loved since before you can remember having dreams at all.”

Are you excited for the Han Solo Movie? Let us know down below.

Recently, the big news (that should have come to no one’s surprise) was that Marvel would officially start publishing Star Wars comics in 2015, just in time to coincide with Episode VII’s release and the end of Dark Horse Comics’ license that began in 1991. Shortly after the news was made official, fans began speculating about the statuses of their favorite Star Wars Expanded Universe stories from both the comics, video games and books and whether or not they’d just be thrown out. Zack Haddad and I even speculated a bit ourselves on last week’s podcast. Well, yes. The majority of them will be thrown out, especially because they’ve got to make room in the canon for new Star Wars movies… and because if anyone’s going to be printing money on an existing Expanded Universe you can sure bet it’s going to be Disney. They do own it after all.

And don’t be surprised if Disney’s expanded universe ends up becoming just as big, if not bigger, than the one we’ve had for the past three plus decades that’s about to be scrapped and replaced.

That being said, it is a sad time for many Star Wars fans as these stories meant a lot to them. And for the majority of my life (i.e. pre-Prequels) I counted myself as one of them. I read every book and comic and played every video game that had a Star Wars logo on it (you know, like Star Wars: Yoda Stories back in 1997). So I’m a bit sad as well because a lot of those stories were great, and in a time before the post-Prequels explosion, they were our only chance to visit that galaxy far, far away.

So without further ado, I present to you the Star Wars Expanded Universe stories that I believe should be preserved. May the Force Be With Them.

Tales of the Jedi
In a perfect galaxy, this Dark Horse Comics series would be safe from being scrapped to make room for future films and Disney’s Expanded Universe. These stories (all 8 story arcs) took place during the Old Republic era and catalogued the Great Sith War and older Jedi Order. That was an entire 5,000 years before the Battle of Yavin (or BBY to the Star Wars faithful) so they shouldn’t tread on anything Disney plans to do in Episode’s VII, VIII and IX. If anything, they laid the ground work, along with the video game Knight of the Old Republic, for a strong history to both the Jedi and the Sith. Written by Tom Veitch and Kevin J. Anderson (two of my favorite Star Wars comic writers), I hope these stories survive the purge somehow… but it doesn’t look good.

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The Thrawn Trilogy
This one is an obvious choice. In 1991, when the first book Heir to the Empire was published, the Star Wars brand was barely on any fan’s radars. Combined with Dark Horse Comics’ first title Dark Empire, these three books were instrumental in not only bringing Star Wars back to life but also establishing a strong sequel of sorts to the original trilogy of films. Following the campaign of Imperial Grand Admiral Thrawn, who got a pretty good promotion I guess after the explosion of the second Death Star, this series remains the bench mark for any of the Expanded Universe novels that came afterwards. I remember reading them in middle school and feeling like I was back in the theater watching the next series of Star Wars stories. Throwing these three books out of canon will hurt more than pretty much anything else on this list.

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Dark Empire
This one’s another biggie, especially for me, and is about on par with The Thrawn Trilogy. If it wasn’t for a younger me spying Dave Dorman’s gorgeous cover to issue #1 from across the street while on vacation with my father, I’d probably never have gotten back into comic books, much less be writing comics today. Written by Tom Veitch with incredible, striking art by Cam Kennedy, Dark Empire told the story of a resurgent Empire that has retaken Coruscant and is in the midst of it’s own uprising. Luke travels to a Dark Side world called Byss and discovers that Emperor Palpatine is being reborn through younger clones (oh, and Luke almost goes to the Dark Side). Not only does Dark Empire have the pace and tone of a great Star Wars story but it also introduced some great locations to canon, like Nar Shaddaa, the smuggler’s moon, the setting for the already jettisoned Star Wars 1313 game. While major scenes in the Prequels took place on familiar places like Tatooine, Dark Empire did what any good Expanded Universe properties are supposed to in making the Star Wars galaxy seem as limitless and awe-inspiring as the original films.

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The Star Wars Newspaper Strips (1979-1984)
These are enormously overlooked gems… but they shouldn’t be. In fact, these might be the purest forms of Expanded Universe stories out there, released concurrently with the original film trilogy. From 1979 to 1984, The Star Wars Comic Strip was published in newspapers. Really, though, what you’re looking for is the run that Archie Goodwin wrote with art by Al Williamson that literally took place between A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back. Dark Horse collected and rereleased them years ago in a title simply called Classic Star Wars and did a great job of them. Seek these issues out if you can because unlike Splinter of the Mind’s Eye (the 1978 novel that at the time was the “sequel” to A New Hope), the Goodwin/Williamson stories felt like classic 70s and 80s Star Wars. Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie and the crew planet hopped from planet to planet looking for a new home for the Rebellion after the Battle of Yavin, the entire time trying to avoid Imperials and a vengeful Vader (who was not yet revealed to be Luke’s father of course). And Han continues to try and resolve his debt with Jabba the Hutt while escaping his bounty hunters as seen in the fantastic storyline The Bounty Hunter of Ord Mantell. These stories were fantastic and much better than the Star Wars comics that Marvel was printing at the time. Sadly, they may have already been thrown out of canon as this is the same point in the Star Wars timeline that Dark Horse’s current Brian Wood series takes place during. That being said, these stories are as pure original Star Wars as it gets on this list and they deserve their pace in the canon.

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The Han Solo Adventures Trilogy
If the rumors are true and Disney really wants to make films based on a younger Han Solo’s adventures, then they should look no further for a basis to them than this series of books released between A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back. These three novels, Han Solo At Star’s End (1979), Han Solo’s Revenge (1979) and Han Solo and the Lost Legacy (1980), were not only chock full of swashbuckling space adventure but also shed light on questions left unanswered by the Star Wars films, like “what exactly were the circumstances of Han and Chewie meeting?” and “how did Han Solo get that scar on his chin (you know, the Harrison Ford scar!)?” Well, this trilogy of books answered all of them in classic 70s science fiction fashion! Like the Goodwin/Williamson comic strips, these stories were flush and consistent canon long before the Prequels started contradicting things (like how come Han doesn’t believe in the Force when his best bud die Chewie fought with Yoda in the Battle of Kashyyyk?). Lando did have his own mid-80s book series, The Lando Calrissian Adventures (made up of 3 books), but they needed some retconning to make them fit the Expanded Universe and are really only memorable because they cover the period of time Lando flew the Millennium Falcon before losing it to Han and because they introduced the Star Wars card game of Sabacc seen in other parts of the Expanded Universe.

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Dark Forces and Dark Forces: Jedi Knight
Aww, the good old days of PC gaming, when most games wanted to be Doom clones… but some of them were actually really, really good! Remember the giant jet-packed Stormtrooper mech suits you had to fight in Dark Forces? And the live action cut scenes from Jedi Knight (not to mention the incredible Boba Fett battle on the lava refinery planet)? Those were the days! Unlike in the X-Wing and Tie Fighter games which were incredible but basically stuck to the backdrop of the Star Wars rebellion we were already familiar with, the Dark Forces games took off on their own and placed you in new unfamiliar planets battling against brand new villains and characters (like the evil Sith Lord Jerec from Jedi Knight). For the first time, this felt like the Star Wars universe being expanded on, from the first mission in Dark Forces to steal the Death Star plans for Leia (just before A New Hope) to the final battle in the Valley of the Jedi in Jedi Knight. And your character of Kyle Katarn was the catalyst, giving you first person freedom to explore the Star Wars universe, moreso than you had ever had to that point. Heck, you could even turn to the Dark Side in Jedi Knight, which took place a year after the Battle of Endor. As great as these stories were, I have to give a shout out to Rebel Assault II: The Hidden Empire, the semi rail based shooter that employed the first live action footage filmed in the Star Wars universe since Return of the Jedi. I loved that game to death (mainly for the excitement of the cut scenes)… but like the first Rebel Assault, its not really something that needs protecting from continuity scrubbing (in fact, the trench run in the first Rebel Assault already contradicts Luke’s run in A New Hope so get rid of it!).

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This guy will probably not be in Episode VII

The X-Wing Novels
If you read one series of non-Timothy Zahn Star Wars novels in the 90s Expanded Universe, it should be these four books, X-Wing: Rogue Squadron, X-Wing: Wedge’s Gamble, X-Wing: The Krytos Trap and X-Wing: The Bacta War, written by Michael A. Stackpole. Yes, they might be pretty safe from the continuity scrubbing due to how well they mirror the events of the original trilogy but who knows what’s up for reinterpretation! Regardless, these books followed Wedge Antilles and Rogue Squadron from adventure to adventure across the galaxy as they fought for the Rebel Alliance (and then the New Republic). I preferred the Michael A. Stackpole books but you can’t go wrong with the Aaron Allston written X-Wing: Wraith Squadron, X-Wing: Iron Fist and X-Wing Solo Command either. Dark Horse Comics even did a few comic book adaptations of these books that weren’t bad as well (but the novels are preferred). Also worth mentioning, and probably continuity scrubbing proof, would be the Tales books Tales From The Mos Eisley Cantina, Tales From Jabba’s Palace and Tales of the Bounty Hunters… you know, because you just had to know what Max Rebo was up to before ending up on Jabba’s ill-fated sail barge that fine desert day. There are two more books, Tales From The Empire and Tales From the New Republic, that offer a bit more Expanded Universe stories in them and veer away from the films but their placement in the Star Wars timeline grant them a giant target on their heads. Welcome to retcon city, guys.

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Shadows Of The Empire
This one’s big, as it was one of the first major multimedia releases within the Star Wars brand that did not involve a film’s release. Concurrently with the novel of the same name was the release of a Shadows of the Empire video game on Nintendo 64 (and later PC), comic book and even a soundtrack (which was pretty bad ass… as we didn’t think we’d be getting any new John Williams music anytime soon)! The storyline bridges the gap between The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi (so it might be safe from destruction!) and surrounded the planned rescue of Han on Tatooine and a new challenge to Vader’s place in the Empire at the hands of the crime lord Prince Xixor (who kind of looks like a Scarran from Farscape). In the game, you played as Dash Rendar, who is a bit of a scoundrel himself and tasked with tracking Han Solo’s capture as it passes hands Boba Fett to Jabba with some other bounty hunters thrown in for good measure. I don’t remember the game being that bad, and you do end up having to save Leia again, and the comics and the book were good if not pretty entertaining (although I told you before, the X-Wing and Zahn novels are really all you need). The comics might be the most solid version of the story (since the game has not aged well), mainly because of Kilian Plunkett’s dynamic artwork and because writer John Wagner (writer of A History of Violence and co-creator of Judge Dredd!) can write a great mega city chase sequence with tons and tons of your favorite Empire Strikes Back bounty hunters thrown into the story to boot!

The booming soundtrack to my highschool summers...
The booming soundtrack to my highschool summers…
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It’s best that we don’t show you the graphics.
The Shadows of the Empire comics were the best.
The Shadows of the Empire comics were the best versions of the story.

So there you have it, my list of the Star Wars stories that I don’t think should be scrubbed in lieu of a new Expanded Universe. Yes, you will notice two things: I removed the storyline in which Chewbacca dies saving Han and Leia’s kids (and I’m pretty sure Disney will too) and that I didn’t pay much attention to Star Wars and the Expanded Universe post-Prequels. The truth is… it just hurt too much! Clearly, from what you just read, I consumed and was passionate about all things Star Wars right up to May 1999 (which made dating in high school and college kind of hard) but then let my passion slide.

And that’s where you come in. If there are any other Expanded Universe story lines that you love and think should be protected from the Disney erasers, tell me about them in the comments below (you know, like the two Ewok movies…)! I am looking forward to the new Star Wars movies quite a bit and with fresh new eyes, knowing that all things must come to pass. But of course, as a fan running a fan site, I needed to take this time to earmark my favorites for you and invite you to share yours as well. May the Force be with you.

This past weekend, Latino-Review’s resident super movie scooper El Mayimbe confirmed for many what has been speculated ever since last Fall, that Harrison Ford will return to the role of Han Solo in Star Wars Episode VII. This one piece of information confirms a lot of things about what to expect from the next trilogy, mostly that these sequels will take place relatively close in time to where we left things off in Return of the Jedi. With the casting of Ford, this means that this film will likely take place only decades later, not a hundred or even a thousand years from where we left off storywise, as has been speculated by some. This makes the guessing game a whole lot easier about which elements of the classic Star Wars films we will see going forward. The focus of these new films is almost certainly going to be on the children of Han, Leia and Luke, with the classic trilogy characters taking a backseat to the new kids. The classic trilogy trio will likely be seen in much smaller roles, kind of in a “passing the torch” kind of way. While nothing is for certain, based on what we do know, here are my educated guesses as to who and what we will see in Episode VII, as well as what we most certainly won’t see.

 

Luke Skywalker/Mark Hamill

 

If there is any one single character from the classic films that is almost a virtual shoo-in for a return, it’ll be Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker. There is very little we know about whatever George Lucas outline they are said to be using for Episodes VII-IX, but everything we do know has come out in bits and pieces over the years from interviews with Hamill, who always said that Lucas promised him a role similar to what Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan had in the original film, as the older Jedi mentor figure. And now that we know that Han Solo is a character in this movie, there is almost no chance that Luke won’t be back as well. In a nice bit of cosmic happenstance, Hamill will be the exact same age in 2015 that Sir Alec Guinness was when he played Obi-Wan in 1977.

 

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Chances For Coming Back – 10/10

 

Princess Leia/Carrie Fisher

 

When I first heard the announcement of Episodes VII-IX, my honest to goodness thought was that of all the human characters in the original trilogy, we would probably only see Luke return. But since that time, not only has Harrison Ford been all but confirmed, but it has been quickly revealed that Lucas informed both actors Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher of the new episodes as early as last August. Why tell Fisher if he didn’t want her involvement as well? And now that her man Han Solo is confirmed to return? It is pretty close to a safe bet she’ll be back too. I don’t expect Leia to have a huge role here, we will probably see her as the President of the New Republic or something similar, not to mention as a mother figure to whomever the main character (or characters) probably will be.

 

Instead of using make up and digital trickery to try to de-age her, I think the opposite action needs to be taken; age her UP, make her a cross between Margaret Thatcher and Professor McGonagall in the Harry Potter series. The only reason I give Leia  a slightly lesser chance of returning is that I could see Carrie Fisher, someone known to be somewhat neurotic about her physical appearance (if you’ve ever watched her one-woman shows, you know what I mean) choosing to leave her Leia Legacy behind as gold-bikinied hottie that millions of fanboys got their first erections to, and leave it at that.

 

The image of Carrie Fisher on the right is one of her more flattering recent pics. Instead of trying to make her look younger through lipo, botox and who knows what else, my suggestion is age her  up.
The image of Carrie Fisher on the right is one of her more flattering recent pics. Instead of trying to make her look younger through lipo, botox and who knows what else, my suggestion is age her up.

Chances For Returning- 9/10

 

Chewbacca/Peter Mayhew

 

Another iconic character who was sorely missed in episodes I-II. We all know actor Peter Mayhew has already stated he is down to return and play Chewie, but frankly, even if he doesn’t, another 7 foot huge actor could fill the part and almost no one would know better (sorry Peter.) Besides, where Han goes, Chewie goes. Everyone knows that.

 

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Chances for Returning: 10/10

 

R2-D2 and C-3PO/Kenny Baker & Anthony Daniels

 

And here are the last of what I’d say are the “shoo-ins” to come back. Lucas has long stated that the droids are the connective thread through all the trilogies, and we know that where Master Luke goes, so do his faithful droids. I guess the only question is, will either of the original actors inside the metal shells come back? Kenny Baker was barely needed in the prequels, as technology improved greatly by the time shooting the newer movies began. That is even more true today. And Anthony Daniels is currently in his late 60’s. Will he still want to get into a hot metal suit on a set for hours at this point? Even if he doesn’t, and they find another actor to fill the suit, it is pretty much a guarantee that Daniels will at least provide the voice of Threepio for as long as he’s still alive and kicking.

 

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Chances for Returning: 10/10

 

Lando Calrissian/Billy Dee Williams

 

Ok, here is where things get a wee bit murkier. Lando could come back, but at this point I think he would just be brought back pretty much just to be there. This movie isn’t going to focus on the old guys, and having four old actors all essentially in mentor roles is kind of pushing it. He’s not really part of the Skywalker family per se, I’m just not sure what role he’d really have to play at this point in the story. But if all the original important characters come back, and they leave the only ethnic character from the classic series out, Disney could get a lot of crap for that decision. Of course, if they include an all new African-American character, well, then that solves that particular  problem, and they don’t suddenly have to find a role for Grandpa Lando.

 

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Chances for Coming Back: 6/10

 

The Emperor/Ian McDiarmid 

 

The biggest question on everyone’s mind, at least concerning the story of this new trilogy, is just who the hell is the villain going to be? If Episodes VII-IX are meant to round out the saga as started in the Episodes I-VI, then it would figure they would continue to use the same villain: Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious. In creating the original saga, George Lucas has had no problem borrowing liberally from sources as varied as King Arthur legends, old westerns, World War II history and lots more. He once stated that Obi-Wan in Episode IV was based in part on Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings, and seeing as how both “died” in the first chapters of their respective trilogies, only to come back more powerful than before later on, you can see the connection. So if Gandalf is Obi-Wan, could the Emperor be maybe… Sauron?

 

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Go with me here; what if after decades of a hard-won peace, in a distant part of the realm (or the galaxy in this case) the disembodied spirit of Palpatine grows more powerful, and begins to have his minions build an army. This allows for for a return of familiar Star Wars iconography, like Imperial Star Destroyers and Storm Troopers, but with a modern twist–recognizable but slightly redesigned and improved. This storyline is similar to Dark Horse Comics’ Dark Empire series, but in that particular set of stories the Emperor came back as a clone, and I don’t see them going that way here. Instead, I see him as a disembodied presence, and probably just his voice (voiced of course still by the great Ian McDiarmid) who might not even take physical form, much like Sauron in Lord of the Rings. The goal of this trilogy might be for the grandchild (or grandchildren) of Anakin Skywalker to prevent the return of the Sith, which would then undo Anakin’s fulfillment of his destiny. Still, Abrams might want a whole new villain for his version of Star Wars, which is why I don’t think the return of the Sith is anywhere near a done deal yet.

 

Chances for Returning: 5/10

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi/Ewan McGregor

 

Say what you will about the prequel trilogy, even the most ardent prequel hater will grudgingly admit that Ewan McGregor nailed the role of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Add a little old age make-up, some translucent blow glow, and he can appear in a cameo communing with Luke from beyond the grave. Ewan McGregor has recently said he’d be down for any return to the Star Wars saga, and having grown up with the classic films, he would probably love to be in a movie with the original cast.

 

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Chances for Returning: 7/10

 

Yoda/Frank Oz

 

Everything I just said about Obi-Wan applies to Yoda as well. If I were Disney, I’d keep the Yoda/Obi-Wan cameos under wraps as much as possible, leave it as a surprise for audiences. Of course, in this age of online scoops, good luck keeping that from being spoiled if it does end up happening.

 

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Chances for Returning: 7/10

 

Anakin Skywalker/Hayden Christensen

 

All right, This might piss off fanboys the world over, but if ghostly Ben and Yoda come back, that implies Anakin would too probably. If Palpatine is indeed the villain again, then Anakin’s chances double for a return appearance, as who has better insight into Palpy but his former apprentice? A lot of fans loathe Hayden Christensen, but under the direction of JJ Abrams, I could see him giving a decent performance, much like he did in Shattered Glass. Besides, it would probably just be a cameo anyway, so I wouldn’t sweat it too much.

 

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Chances for Returning: 6/10

 

Boba Fett/Temuera Morrison (Or Whoever)

 

Although loved by fanboys the world over, I can’t see how they would explain Boba being around some thirty years after movie going audiences last saw him as being “slowly digested over a thousand years” in the Sarlaac Pit at the start of Return of the Jedi. Yes, I am aware that various comics and novels have explained how Boba survived that little indiginity, but most casual moviegoers have not read any of those, and I can’t see JJ Abrams spending valuable screen time explaining how Boba managed to still be alive and kicking decades later. Boba might get his own solo spin-off movie set during the classic trilogy (I think this more than likely) but don’t expect him in Episode VII. Still, he is very popular,  so anything is possible. I won’t go as far as ruling it out completely.

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Chances For Returning: 2/10

 

Jar-Jar Binks/Ahmed Best

 

Relax, geeks. This will never happen. Everyone knows Jar-Jar is the most hated character in all of sci-fi, symbolic of everything wrong with the prequel trilogy. You might see cute little in jokes, like a gravestone with his head on it, or something similar, but yeah…Disney won’t allow for Jar-Jar in this new trilogy, so everyone go ahead and breathe a sigh of relief.

 

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Chances For Returning: 0/10

 

Locations/Planets

 

The Star Wars galaxy is a vast one, made up of thousands and thousands of planets, and I think this is something JJ Abrams will want to explore more. I don’t believe we will be visiting many already seen worlds from the original saga, and they will be mostly creating whole new ones instead. I can’t forsee a reason to return to planets like Hoth, Dagobah, Bespin, or almost any of the others for any reason other than viewers already know them. There are two big exceptions to this rule though, and they are the following:

 

Tatooine

 

While Tatooine is the planet said to be the farthest from the bright center of the universe, and essentially the armpit of the galaxy, it is the emotional home planet of the Star Wars saga, appearing in five of the six films. I’m not sure how it will factor in, but at some point in Episode VII-IX, count on visiting Tatooine, maybe as the home of hermit Jedi Master Luke Skywalker.

 

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Coruscant

 

The capital world of the Republic, then the Empire, and then presumably the New Republic as well. It was originally meant to appear in Return of the Jedi, although using a different name. If Tatooine is the Star Wars galaxy’s version of a no-name small town, then Coruscant is New York City. While the prequel movies spent way too much time in this one location, the capital world is too important to to be ignored, and is bound to make at least an appearance at some point in these new movies.

 

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Chances of Seeing Both Planets: 8/10

 

Starships

 

The Millennium Falcon

 

One very important ingredient missing in the prequel trilogy was the lack of a central starship to serve as de-facto home for the protagonists, which is what the Millennium Falcon was to the core group of characters in the classic trilogy. The Millennium Falcon is the most beloved spaceship in sci-fi history, right next to the starship Enterprise; there is almost no way it isn’t making a comeback this time. I don’t expect Han to be piloting the ship anymore though, I expect him to have given the old girl to one of his kids…although I could see Chewie remaining as co-pilot to his “niece” or “nephew.” One thing is for sure though, expect to see the return of the Falcon, and expect it to still not work half the time.

 

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X-Wings, Y-Wings, Etc.

 

If you look at the starships in the original trilogy, the Imperial armada all have a sparse, uniform look with little in the way of deviation; Star Destroyers for example are all angular and stark white and colorless. The Rebels on the other hand are made up of various cultures all coming together, and therefore have a more haphazard and varied look (all the Rebel fleet scenes in Empire and Jedi look like ships that all came from different worlds.) Now that the Rebels have very likely become the New Republic (or something similar) they have to look more uniform, but should still look more organic and not too much like the former Empire’s ships. There should be X-Wings, Y-Wings and the like, because everyone loves those designs, but everything should look a little more uniform and polished, as this isn’t a rag tag band anymore, they are the establishment.

 

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Chances of Seeing These Ships (Or Variations of Them) 9/10

 

 

Last, but certainly not least, John Williams

 

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At first, I would have thought that John Williams would have chosen to retire from Star Wars along with George Lucas, but according to recent reports, he is seemingly down for a return. Star Wars and Williams go together like peanut butter and jelly, so if he wants to come back, Disney will move heaven and Earth to make that happen. In any case, the next few months and years will prove whether or not my guesses have any degree of accuracy, or whether or not JJ Abrams instead surprises us all with a movie trilogy about the adventures of Admiral Ackbar and his crew of Ewok fighter pilots.

With the confirmation that Disney is indeed branching out the Star Wars universe and would be producing spin-0ff films, new details have surfaced regarding just who the films may focus on. According to Entertainment Weekly, the first movies outside of the saga will be based on cargo smuggler Han Solo and fan-favorite bounty hunter Boba Fett.

 

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EW’s source states the time period of Han Solo’s film will take place between Revenge Of The Sith and A New Hope. With this timeline, expect a new and younger actor to play the role of Han Solo, presumable someone under the age of 35 (Harrison Ford’s age at the time of A New Hope).

 

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So, what about Boba Fett film? Well, this one has two possible time lines. It could either take place between A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back, or between Empire and Return Of The Jedi. There aren’t currently any casting rumors surrounding this film, but  EW does point out that Temuera Morrison, who played Jango Fett in the prequels, is still of an age where he could play the bounty hunter. Which, would totally make sense being that Boba is a clone of Jango.

 

There are no directors who have been contacted regarding these films yet, but it is worth noting that Joe Johnston has expressed interest in doing a solo Boba Fett film for quite some time. Also, just recently Robert Rodriguez  expressed his desire to work on a Han Solo film. Definitely exciting news, especially for fans of the Fett-man.

 

Source: EW

We’ve come to it: The first episode of Game of Thrones that I didn’t really enjoy. About half of it ran like a collection of deleted scenes that would have been cut for running time. But still I carry on- for I, who can be followed @joestarr187, am the man that must write the jokes! TO THE MAP!

BEYOND THE WALL!

I’ll say this: ‘A Man Without Honor’ was boring as hell until Ygritte finally said her catch phrase, and then the episode literally took off running. I’m not even sure where to start. Jon and Ygritte woke up. She made a boner joke. Then they walked around for a while. Then we watched scenes with other characters that accomplished nothing. Then Jon and Ygritte walked around some more. Ygritte said ‘You know nothing, Jon Snow,’ and the heavens opened up, and light cascaded down onto the nerdy indoor kids that devour these books. Meaning me. Then we watched scenes with other characters that were much better than pre ‘know nothing Jon Snow’ scenes. And then Ygritte got away and led Jon right into a rebel encampment. Those uniforms look familiar… Are they on Hoth? If they’re on Hoth, then if Jon finally bangs Ygritte he had better say ‘and I thought they smelled bad…on the outside!’ At least we’ll know that he’ll shoot first.

Burn.

WINTERFELL!

Really? You’re going to open the show with Theon and his gross rape whistle nipples? Fun fact: Girls that think Theon is hot are to dorkdom what girls that were like ‘grrl don’t u judge Chris Brown u don’t know him’ are to hip hop.

Anyway, Theon isn’t happy about the Stark kids escaping. I’ll give him this: the reaction on his face when one of his guys laments that ‘the giant must have taken them’ was pretty priceless. But seriously, fuck this guy for terrorizing Winterfell and its twelve residents.

Meanwhile, Bran and Rickon are making their escape with Hodor and Tonks from Harry Potter. Honestly, I can’t remember her name right now and I’m too mad at her to look her up.

Why U a hater Joe Starr?

I’m a hater because there are supposed to be two awesome kids named Jojen and Meera Reed helping the gang escape and teaching Bran about his weird dreams, but it looks like they’re rolling the characters into Osha. I totally get that there are already too many characters and sometimes for an adaptation, people have to go and that Game has done a remarkable job juggling its massive supporting cast but, well, this one got me a little butt hurt, ok?

Just a little butt hurt.

Oh and Theon comes back to Winterfell with two burned up little boys. Are they Bran and Rickon? Would HBO have really passed up the opportunity to burn two young main characters alive on screen?

THE ROBB ZONE

Robb meets with Redshirt Lannister, who informs him that Cersai isn’t all that impressed by his being the King of the North. Robb rewards him by putting him in a cell with Jaime Lannister. AND WHAT A REWARD IT IS. Wait for it.

Lady Nurse drops in and lets Robb know she needs supplies to treat the wounded and suggests that the Westerlings of the Crag, whose surrender Robb is leaving to oversee will have them. Robb suggests she just come with him and get the supplies herself, which she doesn’t seem crazy thrilled about. Or does she? Is she someone important? SPOILER ALERT: She stole the dragons!

Redshirt Lannister might as well be a 14 year old girl/46 year old creepy dude in a cell with Justin Beiber. He is gushing to be in a cell with Jaime Lannister. We haven’t seen much of Jaime, so he’s back with a vengeance: The two have an awesome scene about how Redshirt once squired for Jaime and Jaime squired for Barristan Selmy and how amazing it was. And then Jaime beats him to death so that a guard opens the cell. And then Jaime chokes out the guard and bails. This is why I’m assuming there are more than 20 variations of a ‘Fuck Yeah Jaime Lannister’ tumblr. The Kingslayer deserves every animated gif the world makes him.

He’s not out for long, however. He gets dragged back and the camp is pissed. And Catelyn Stark needs him alive to trade him out for her daughters. So her and Brienne are gonna do something real dumb. Like, really dumb.

That scene with Jaime and Redshirt was so good though. Thank god Ygritte said her catchphrase or the whole episode could have been Daenerys making frumpy faces. And speaking of frumpy faces…

QARTH

Dragons are still gone. Daenerys yells at some people. She has a repeat of last week’s chat with Jorah Mormont. That weird blanket face lady is back and she’s sort of stupid. The Warlocks have the dragons and kill the Thirteen. Xaro Ducksauce reveals himself to be The Outsiders’ third man and crowns himself the King of Qarth, brother.

“You know something, Mean Gene…these dragons can stick it, dude”

Qarth is stupid in the books, too. We can’t get out of here fast enough.

KING LANDING

Oh shit, Sansa is bleeding out her vag! Now Joffrey gets to hit her with props have kids with her! Shae tries to help her hide it but then The Hound finds all that blood on the sheets! It’s like a Judy Bloom novel: ‘Are you there God? It’s Me Sansa and This Guy With a Burned Face Knows I Had My First Period.’

But don’t worry! It’s…Cersei to the rescue? Cersei was weirdly nice to everyone in this episode. I’m getting scared that the next one is just going to with a ‘Cersei slits all the throats’ montage. She has a quiet scene with Sansa where she tells her that love is a weakness she should only give to her children, and then an even touchinger scene with Tyrion of all people. But would it have killed them to give us a hard cut to of Bronn making a funny reaction face at the end?

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I can’t say enough good things about Tywin and Arya. The whole show could be about them with ravens flying in every now and then to give updates on the other 106 characters and I’d be ok with it. Every now and then Tyrion and Bronn could stop in because they’re staying in the guest house. It’ll be like a Neil Simon play. Except good.

Overall, this was a rough episode. It meandered and dragged and a few killer scenes and performances carried it across the finish line. You know, like the Dark Knight. Oh really? It’s a perfect movie? What was your favorite scene that didn’t have a Heath in it?

The boatz wuz so dramatic!

Man. I’m really negative today. See what happens when you take away my Reeds? I turn into a little bitch. A little Reedless bitch.