Analog Jones discusses an eccentric old sorcerer named Ralph Bakshi in our Wizards (1977) VHS Movie Review. 




Wizards (1977) VHS Movie Review | Avatar and Peace

Directed by Ralph Bakshi
Produced by Ralph Bakshi
Written by Ralph Bakshi
Production Company: Bakshi Productions
Distributed by 20th Century Fox
Release date: February 9, 1977
Running time: 80 minutes
Budget: $2 million
Box Office: $9 million

Starring in Wizards (1977)
Bob Holt – Avatar
Jesse Welles – Elinore
Richard Romanus – Weehawk
David Proval – Necron 99/Peace
Steve Gravers – Blackwolf
James Connell – President
Mark Hamill – Sean
Susan Tyrrell – Narrator (uncredited)

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VHS Box Description
Ralph Bakshi’s animated fantasy of good conquering evil. 

The gifted imagination of mast animator Ralph Bakshi triumphs in this futuristic fantasy that depicts a battle between magic and technology. 

Avatar, an eccentric old sorcerer who appears to have cast one spell too many, uses kindness and understanding to rule Montagar, a rainbow paradise inhabited by elves and fairies. His brother, Blackwolf, dominates Scortch, a bleak, barren land of goblins and wraiths. Thirsting for even more power. Blackwolf whips his minions into a frenzy with Nazi propaganda films, arms them with long-forgotten instruments of war, and sends them forth to conquer Montagar. In response, Avatar, accompanied only by a spirited young woman and a courageous elf, embarks on a dangerous quest into the darkness of Scortch to save the world with his own magic. 

Thought-provoking, Wizards, is a kaleidoscopic feast for the eyes that will enthrall animation fans and adventurers.

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Following the box office and critical powerhouse that was The Force Awakens, fans and enthusiasts were shocked to learn that director J.J. Abrams wouldn’t be returning to oversee the next chapter of the Star Wars saga. Instead, Disney put its full faith behind Looper and Brick helmer Rian Johnson. But where would Johnson’s vision take this delicate collection of old and new characters? Early indications and trailer footage suggested a darker tone would exist throughout The Last Jedi, and only time would tell if this was the correct path for the franchise. Well now, that time has finally arrived.

Rey (Daisy Ridley) has taken her newfound abilities to a desolate island to learn the ways of the Force from Jedi Master Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill). But as her understanding of the Force grows, so does Skywalker’s skepticism in her intentions as he becomes fearful of her uncontrollable strength. Meanwhile, Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) and the First Order look to put an end to the Resistance once and for all.

From start to finish, The Last Jedi becomes plagued by an artificial cheapness in both story structure and delivery. This isn’t to say that the film is a complete miss, because that’s by no means accurate, Rian Johnson’s effort is rather a misguided continuation of the re-branded universe that J.J. Abrams worked diligently to build. Where The Force Awakens goes overboard in its reliance on familiarity, both in terms of the story’s likeness to A New Hope and its return to key figures from the original trilogy, The Last Jedi desperately ventures in a polar-opposite direction by offering numerous thematic statements that this trilogy intends to have its own voice. Consequently, this branching-out approach from Rian Johnson comes with a wide range of successes and failures. Rey, Finn and Poe prove to be a strongly-developed trio of characters who are well-equipped to carry the saga into Episode IX. However, an absolute mishandling of Luke Skywalker’s character, which even drew public criticism from Mark Hamill leading up to the film’s release, is just the beginning of The Last Jedi‘s careless ideas. Everything from the revelation of Rey’s parents to shameful amounts of inorganic slapstick comedy sprinkled throughout, and lest we forget cinema’s most unimaginative and prolonged “chase sequence” ever, The Last Jedi‘s most shining qualities are sadly clouded by many blatant and unforgivable blunders from its writer and director. Therefore, we must turn our hopes back to J.J. Abrams for a stronger and more appropriate conclusion when he returns for Episode IX.

Grade: 3/5

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After months and months of painful and agonizing waiting, we’ve finally gotten the trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi! The teaser mostly echoes The Force Awakens teaser where you see a brief scene of something happening before the camera flashes to something else. Even though they do go pretty quickly, there are some really cool shots such as Rey running towards someone head on with her Lightsaber and some more space battles (which Episode 7 was sorely lacking). What do you think? Tell us your thoughts on the trailer below!

 

Briefly: Every so often, moviegoers need to be reminded to shut the hell up and turn your cell phone off when they’re at the movies.

Today’s reminder comes from Luke Skywalker and The Joker himself, Mark Hamill. It was simply too fantastic not to share. Also, heed his warning, or bad things could happen.

 

Briefly: Looks like The CW has another 90’s throwback planned for The Flash, and another original series cast member will reprise his villainous role.

It’s Mark Hamill, and he’s playing The Trickster. The CW lists the character’s bio as:

“Mark Hamill returns in a brand new interpretation of James Jesse (aka The Trickster), a role he originated on the 90’s ‘Flash’ series.  In this new iteration, The Trickster is an anarchist terrorist  con man serving a life sentence in Iron Heights who helps Barry (Grant Gustin) and Det. West (Jesse L. Martin) to foil the city-wide attacks of a wannabe Trickster eagerly following in the original’s deadly footsteps.   The episode will reunite him with John Wesley Shipp who went up against him as the original ‘Flash’ on the CBS version.”

The CW has been doing a pretty stellar job with The Flash so far, and it’s especially cool to see all the nods and recastings that they’ve been doing in homage to the original series.

Series’ executive producer Andrew Kreisberg notes that “Having Mark reprise his role as The Trickster was on our original wish list when we were planning our version of The Flash.  Christmas and Chanukah came early for us this year when he said yes!  We are beyond humbled and excited to have him joining us for another round of deadly trickery!”

Are you down for the role? Excited to see what sort of shape Hamill’s gotten himself into for his role in Star Wars: Episode VII? Sound out below!

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There is an influx of new Star Wars VII information today! J.J. Abrams loves playing his usual mystery box secrets and giggling like a school girl while we itch to know more. We can wildly speculate every little inch of this film, but when we get something it feels like we can take off for the rest of the day. First, some new costumes.

While for legal reasons we cannot reproduce the images below, you can click on over to UPROXX to see them yourself. There’s also a few leaked images of what the new Stormtroopers look like, and they look kinda Kubrick. Han is dressed like an older, grizzled Malcolm Reynolds of sorts, which just that space cowboy trope full circle, don’t it? His other costume, made for colder temperatures, is a throwback to his duds from Empire Strikes Back. The Stormtroopers, meanwhile, evoke a sort of 2001: A Space Odyssey vibe. Their helmets remind me of the hotel ship from the film after the gigantic time jump. Interesting that one of the most influential pieces of sci-fi and pop culture is evoking the other most influential piece of sci-fi and pop culture ever. A lot of these visual references could just be total coincidence, after all how much can you really invent “space soldier” and “space cowboy”?

Now, the bad guys. Abrams posted the note below, thanking everyone for the cool $5 million donated for A Force For Change. Way to go, good people! Thing is, check out that hand holding the note. The cyborg one. Who the hell is that? Did they give a gritty edge to C-3PO?

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According to Latino Review, the hand may belong to the Inquisitors, villains previously of the extended universe. This might hurt for you to hear, but anything relating to the extended universe and I start getting bored, so I’ll let the good source explain to you the Inquisitors.

The Inquisitors are the villains of Star Wars: Episode VII and the name of the main villain in Star Wars: Rebels. They seem to be loosly based on the now-deleted Expanded Universe Inquistors (Click here for that background) mixed with the hardended Sith look of Rebels’ villain. The Inquisitors are defenders of the Sith Order and they’ve been around for a long time. Just how long is what turns Episode VII’s story on it’s head.

Cool, I guess.

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Onward.

When our hero(es) find Luke and the Inquisitors are revealed, Luke’s explanation on the history of this order is going to trigger a flashback to explain that the Inquisitors have been tied into the Sith all along.

Remember when we broke Billie Lourd’s casting (Lourd is the biological daughter of Carrie Fisher)? That’s not so she can play a Solo kid, it’s so she can play a much younger Princess Leia than we’ve ever seen before in this flashback…

But, a young Princess Leia is not all this flashback reveals…

The Inquisitors will be seen serving Darth Vader in flashback.

Yes, Darth Vader will be on screen, briefly, in Star Wars: Episode VIIWe’re not done with the dark prince of the Sith quite yet.

UH. COOL.

Star Wars: Episode VII will be released December 18, 2015.

Briefly: The already expansive cast of J.J. Abrams Star Wars: Episode VII has just added two more.

Following the addition of 12 Years A Slave star Lupita Nyong’o and Game of Thrones star Gwendoline Christie a few weeks back, Disney has announced that newcomers Crystal Clarke and Pip Andersen have joined the project in unspecified roles.

Here’s the announcement:

At the end of last year Lucasfilm and Disney invited all young aspiring actors to attend an open casting call for roles in J.J Abrams’ Star Wars: Episode VII. The casting calls spanned 11 cities across the US and UK and over 37,000 hopefuls attended, with a further 30,000 submitting applications online.

 

Having hunted high and low for young and undiscovered talent, the filmmakers are delighted to announce that two actors from the open call call have been cast.

 

Crystal Clarke is an American actress studying in Glasgow, UK, who has both stage and screen acting experience and is soon to be seen in her first feature,The Moon and the Sun (to be released in 2015). British actor Pip Andersen is a skilled practitioner of parkour, a discipline that involves propelling oneself through any given environment with incredible grace and agility. Pip recently demonstrated this remarkable skill in a Spider-Man ad for Sony.

 

“The Star Wars universe has always been about discovering and nurturing young talent and in casting Episode VII we wanted to remain absolutely faithful to this tradition. We are delighted that so many travelled to see us at the open casting calls and that we have been able to make Crystal and Pip a part of the film,” said producer and Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy.

 

Meanwhile, principal photography continues at Pinewood Studios in London after wrapping on location in Abu Dhabi in May.

 

In August, the team will take a brief two-week hiatus while adjustments to the current production schedule are made as actor Harrison Ford recovers from a leg injury. Harrison is doing well and is looking forward to returning to the set soon. Shooting remains on track to wrap in the fall with the film scheduled for release on December 18, 2015.

Are you looking forward to the film? What do you think of the new additions? Sound out below!

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Briefly: This is some very cool news.

Deadline has learned that Looper, Brick (if you haven’t seen this, definitely, definitely look into it), and Breaking Bad‘s Ozymandias director Rian Johnson has been tapped to write and direct both Star Wars: Episode VIII and Star Wars: Episode IX.

So now we have Abrams on Episode VIIGodzilla director Gareth Edwards on one of the standalone films, Chronicles Josh Trank on another, and Johnson on Episode VIII and IX. That’s some pretty stellar talent. Are you excited yet?

Johnson hasn’t officially commented on the news, but did tweet out the following hilarious and fitting video:

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Were you a Looper fan? Are you looking forward to the new trilogy? Sound out below!

Briefly: Star Wars: Episode VII set photos have been leaking all over the place (we haven’t been posting them out of respect to the production). Disney and most everyone involved in the production are likely irate at this fact, and today director J.J. Abrams tweeted out a fantastic, tongue-in-cheek response to the culprit(s):

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Fans will notice that the note is sitting on top of the Holochess board from the Millennium Falcon, which we saw being built in those photos a couple days back.

Star Wars: Episode VII stars John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, Max von Sydow, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny Baker, Lupita Nyong’o, and Gwendoline Christie, and will hit theatres on December 18th, 2015.

Briefly: The already expansive cast of J.J. Abrams Star Wars: Episode VII has just added two more.

The cast was lacking in female stars, but Disney has announced that Academy Award winner and 12 Years A Slave star Lupita Nyong’o and Game of Thrones star Gwendoline Christie have joined the project in unspecified roles.

“I could not be more excited about Lupita and Gwendoline joining the cast of Episode VII,” says Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy. “It’s thrilling to see this extraordinarily talented ensemble taking shape.”

Star Wars: Episode VII will hit theatres on December 18th, 2015. What do you think of the latest additions?

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Photo via StarWars.com

Briefly: Ah, it’s great to see some practical effects here.

The official Star Wars YouTube channel has just debuted the first video from the set of Episode VII, and it features something very cool in the background.

The video announces a contest that will give a fan a spot in the film, and also to promote awareness for the Star Wars UNICEF campaign. During the video, a cute looking alien walks through the background, and it’s a great first look at what Abrams and crew are up to right now in Abu Dhabi.

Take a look at the video below, and be sure to let us know what you think!

Briefly: I wasn’t expecting to hear any casting news until May 4th (I wonder what’s in store for us that day), but Disney has just revealed the cast of J.J. Abrams’ Star Wars: Episode VII!

Here’s the announcement, straight from StarWars.com:

The Star Wars team is thrilled to announce the cast of Star Wars: Episode VII.

 

Actors John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow will join the original stars of the saga, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny Baker in the new film.

 

Director J.J. Abrams says, “We are so excited to finally share the cast of Star Wars: Episode VII. It is both thrilling and surreal to watch the beloved original cast and these brilliant new performers come together to bring this world to life, once again. We start shooting in a couple of weeks, and everyone is doing their best to make the fans proud.”

 

Star Wars: Episode VII is being directed by J.J. Abrams from a screenplay by Lawrence Kasdan and Abrams. Kathleen Kennedy, J.J. Abrams, and Bryan Burk are producing, and John Williams returns as the composer. The movie opens worldwide on December 18, 2015.

Of course, we don’t know who’s playing who (aside from the original cast, of course), or even what characters we’ll see in the film, but in any case, it’s hard not to get excited.

Take a look at the first photo of the cast below, and let us know what you think of the news!

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Briefly: Batman: Arkham Origins will soon be out this month on the 25th, and the big question for Batman fans was how will the new voice of the Joker compare to that of the legendary Mark Hamill’s depiction. At a recent panel during New York Comic-Con, fans caught a glimpse of insanity as the new Joker (played by Troy Baker) recites a famous Joker monologue from Alan Moore’s The Killing Joke and absolutely nails it. Hamill should be proud.

Kevin Conroy (who has voiced Batman in the past two Arkham games) will not be reprising the Dark Knight, who will instead be voiced by Roger Craig Smith, best known for voicing Ezio Auditore (Assassin’s Creed) and Chris Redfield (Resident Evil) among many other roles.

Are you planning to pick up Batman: Arkham Origins when it launches later this month? What are you most looking forward to seeing in the game? Sound out below!

This past weekend, Latino-Review’s resident super movie scooper El Mayimbe confirmed for many what has been speculated ever since last Fall, that Harrison Ford will return to the role of Han Solo in Star Wars Episode VII. This one piece of information confirms a lot of things about what to expect from the next trilogy, mostly that these sequels will take place relatively close in time to where we left things off in Return of the Jedi. With the casting of Ford, this means that this film will likely take place only decades later, not a hundred or even a thousand years from where we left off storywise, as has been speculated by some. This makes the guessing game a whole lot easier about which elements of the classic Star Wars films we will see going forward. The focus of these new films is almost certainly going to be on the children of Han, Leia and Luke, with the classic trilogy characters taking a backseat to the new kids. The classic trilogy trio will likely be seen in much smaller roles, kind of in a “passing the torch” kind of way. While nothing is for certain, based on what we do know, here are my educated guesses as to who and what we will see in Episode VII, as well as what we most certainly won’t see.

 

Luke Skywalker/Mark Hamill

 

If there is any one single character from the classic films that is almost a virtual shoo-in for a return, it’ll be Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker. There is very little we know about whatever George Lucas outline they are said to be using for Episodes VII-IX, but everything we do know has come out in bits and pieces over the years from interviews with Hamill, who always said that Lucas promised him a role similar to what Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan had in the original film, as the older Jedi mentor figure. And now that we know that Han Solo is a character in this movie, there is almost no chance that Luke won’t be back as well. In a nice bit of cosmic happenstance, Hamill will be the exact same age in 2015 that Sir Alec Guinness was when he played Obi-Wan in 1977.

 

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Chances For Coming Back – 10/10

 

Princess Leia/Carrie Fisher

 

When I first heard the announcement of Episodes VII-IX, my honest to goodness thought was that of all the human characters in the original trilogy, we would probably only see Luke return. But since that time, not only has Harrison Ford been all but confirmed, but it has been quickly revealed that Lucas informed both actors Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher of the new episodes as early as last August. Why tell Fisher if he didn’t want her involvement as well? And now that her man Han Solo is confirmed to return? It is pretty close to a safe bet she’ll be back too. I don’t expect Leia to have a huge role here, we will probably see her as the President of the New Republic or something similar, not to mention as a mother figure to whomever the main character (or characters) probably will be.

 

Instead of using make up and digital trickery to try to de-age her, I think the opposite action needs to be taken; age her UP, make her a cross between Margaret Thatcher and Professor McGonagall in the Harry Potter series. The only reason I give Leia  a slightly lesser chance of returning is that I could see Carrie Fisher, someone known to be somewhat neurotic about her physical appearance (if you’ve ever watched her one-woman shows, you know what I mean) choosing to leave her Leia Legacy behind as gold-bikinied hottie that millions of fanboys got their first erections to, and leave it at that.

 

The image of Carrie Fisher on the right is one of her more flattering recent pics. Instead of trying to make her look younger through lipo, botox and who knows what else, my suggestion is age her  up.
The image of Carrie Fisher on the right is one of her more flattering recent pics. Instead of trying to make her look younger through lipo, botox and who knows what else, my suggestion is age her up.

Chances For Returning- 9/10

 

Chewbacca/Peter Mayhew

 

Another iconic character who was sorely missed in episodes I-II. We all know actor Peter Mayhew has already stated he is down to return and play Chewie, but frankly, even if he doesn’t, another 7 foot huge actor could fill the part and almost no one would know better (sorry Peter.) Besides, where Han goes, Chewie goes. Everyone knows that.

 

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Chances for Returning: 10/10

 

R2-D2 and C-3PO/Kenny Baker & Anthony Daniels

 

And here are the last of what I’d say are the “shoo-ins” to come back. Lucas has long stated that the droids are the connective thread through all the trilogies, and we know that where Master Luke goes, so do his faithful droids. I guess the only question is, will either of the original actors inside the metal shells come back? Kenny Baker was barely needed in the prequels, as technology improved greatly by the time shooting the newer movies began. That is even more true today. And Anthony Daniels is currently in his late 60’s. Will he still want to get into a hot metal suit on a set for hours at this point? Even if he doesn’t, and they find another actor to fill the suit, it is pretty much a guarantee that Daniels will at least provide the voice of Threepio for as long as he’s still alive and kicking.

 

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Chances for Returning: 10/10

 

Lando Calrissian/Billy Dee Williams

 

Ok, here is where things get a wee bit murkier. Lando could come back, but at this point I think he would just be brought back pretty much just to be there. This movie isn’t going to focus on the old guys, and having four old actors all essentially in mentor roles is kind of pushing it. He’s not really part of the Skywalker family per se, I’m just not sure what role he’d really have to play at this point in the story. But if all the original important characters come back, and they leave the only ethnic character from the classic series out, Disney could get a lot of crap for that decision. Of course, if they include an all new African-American character, well, then that solves that particular  problem, and they don’t suddenly have to find a role for Grandpa Lando.

 

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Chances for Coming Back: 6/10

 

The Emperor/Ian McDiarmid 

 

The biggest question on everyone’s mind, at least concerning the story of this new trilogy, is just who the hell is the villain going to be? If Episodes VII-IX are meant to round out the saga as started in the Episodes I-VI, then it would figure they would continue to use the same villain: Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious. In creating the original saga, George Lucas has had no problem borrowing liberally from sources as varied as King Arthur legends, old westerns, World War II history and lots more. He once stated that Obi-Wan in Episode IV was based in part on Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings, and seeing as how both “died” in the first chapters of their respective trilogies, only to come back more powerful than before later on, you can see the connection. So if Gandalf is Obi-Wan, could the Emperor be maybe… Sauron?

 

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Go with me here; what if after decades of a hard-won peace, in a distant part of the realm (or the galaxy in this case) the disembodied spirit of Palpatine grows more powerful, and begins to have his minions build an army. This allows for for a return of familiar Star Wars iconography, like Imperial Star Destroyers and Storm Troopers, but with a modern twist–recognizable but slightly redesigned and improved. This storyline is similar to Dark Horse Comics’ Dark Empire series, but in that particular set of stories the Emperor came back as a clone, and I don’t see them going that way here. Instead, I see him as a disembodied presence, and probably just his voice (voiced of course still by the great Ian McDiarmid) who might not even take physical form, much like Sauron in Lord of the Rings. The goal of this trilogy might be for the grandchild (or grandchildren) of Anakin Skywalker to prevent the return of the Sith, which would then undo Anakin’s fulfillment of his destiny. Still, Abrams might want a whole new villain for his version of Star Wars, which is why I don’t think the return of the Sith is anywhere near a done deal yet.

 

Chances for Returning: 5/10

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi/Ewan McGregor

 

Say what you will about the prequel trilogy, even the most ardent prequel hater will grudgingly admit that Ewan McGregor nailed the role of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Add a little old age make-up, some translucent blow glow, and he can appear in a cameo communing with Luke from beyond the grave. Ewan McGregor has recently said he’d be down for any return to the Star Wars saga, and having grown up with the classic films, he would probably love to be in a movie with the original cast.

 

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Chances for Returning: 7/10

 

Yoda/Frank Oz

 

Everything I just said about Obi-Wan applies to Yoda as well. If I were Disney, I’d keep the Yoda/Obi-Wan cameos under wraps as much as possible, leave it as a surprise for audiences. Of course, in this age of online scoops, good luck keeping that from being spoiled if it does end up happening.

 

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Chances for Returning: 7/10

 

Anakin Skywalker/Hayden Christensen

 

All right, This might piss off fanboys the world over, but if ghostly Ben and Yoda come back, that implies Anakin would too probably. If Palpatine is indeed the villain again, then Anakin’s chances double for a return appearance, as who has better insight into Palpy but his former apprentice? A lot of fans loathe Hayden Christensen, but under the direction of JJ Abrams, I could see him giving a decent performance, much like he did in Shattered Glass. Besides, it would probably just be a cameo anyway, so I wouldn’t sweat it too much.

 

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Chances for Returning: 6/10

 

Boba Fett/Temuera Morrison (Or Whoever)

 

Although loved by fanboys the world over, I can’t see how they would explain Boba being around some thirty years after movie going audiences last saw him as being “slowly digested over a thousand years” in the Sarlaac Pit at the start of Return of the Jedi. Yes, I am aware that various comics and novels have explained how Boba survived that little indiginity, but most casual moviegoers have not read any of those, and I can’t see JJ Abrams spending valuable screen time explaining how Boba managed to still be alive and kicking decades later. Boba might get his own solo spin-off movie set during the classic trilogy (I think this more than likely) but don’t expect him in Episode VII. Still, he is very popular,  so anything is possible. I won’t go as far as ruling it out completely.

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Chances For Returning: 2/10

 

Jar-Jar Binks/Ahmed Best

 

Relax, geeks. This will never happen. Everyone knows Jar-Jar is the most hated character in all of sci-fi, symbolic of everything wrong with the prequel trilogy. You might see cute little in jokes, like a gravestone with his head on it, or something similar, but yeah…Disney won’t allow for Jar-Jar in this new trilogy, so everyone go ahead and breathe a sigh of relief.

 

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Chances For Returning: 0/10

 

Locations/Planets

 

The Star Wars galaxy is a vast one, made up of thousands and thousands of planets, and I think this is something JJ Abrams will want to explore more. I don’t believe we will be visiting many already seen worlds from the original saga, and they will be mostly creating whole new ones instead. I can’t forsee a reason to return to planets like Hoth, Dagobah, Bespin, or almost any of the others for any reason other than viewers already know them. There are two big exceptions to this rule though, and they are the following:

 

Tatooine

 

While Tatooine is the planet said to be the farthest from the bright center of the universe, and essentially the armpit of the galaxy, it is the emotional home planet of the Star Wars saga, appearing in five of the six films. I’m not sure how it will factor in, but at some point in Episode VII-IX, count on visiting Tatooine, maybe as the home of hermit Jedi Master Luke Skywalker.

 

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Coruscant

 

The capital world of the Republic, then the Empire, and then presumably the New Republic as well. It was originally meant to appear in Return of the Jedi, although using a different name. If Tatooine is the Star Wars galaxy’s version of a no-name small town, then Coruscant is New York City. While the prequel movies spent way too much time in this one location, the capital world is too important to to be ignored, and is bound to make at least an appearance at some point in these new movies.

 

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Chances of Seeing Both Planets: 8/10

 

Starships

 

The Millennium Falcon

 

One very important ingredient missing in the prequel trilogy was the lack of a central starship to serve as de-facto home for the protagonists, which is what the Millennium Falcon was to the core group of characters in the classic trilogy. The Millennium Falcon is the most beloved spaceship in sci-fi history, right next to the starship Enterprise; there is almost no way it isn’t making a comeback this time. I don’t expect Han to be piloting the ship anymore though, I expect him to have given the old girl to one of his kids…although I could see Chewie remaining as co-pilot to his “niece” or “nephew.” One thing is for sure though, expect to see the return of the Falcon, and expect it to still not work half the time.

 

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X-Wings, Y-Wings, Etc.

 

If you look at the starships in the original trilogy, the Imperial armada all have a sparse, uniform look with little in the way of deviation; Star Destroyers for example are all angular and stark white and colorless. The Rebels on the other hand are made up of various cultures all coming together, and therefore have a more haphazard and varied look (all the Rebel fleet scenes in Empire and Jedi look like ships that all came from different worlds.) Now that the Rebels have very likely become the New Republic (or something similar) they have to look more uniform, but should still look more organic and not too much like the former Empire’s ships. There should be X-Wings, Y-Wings and the like, because everyone loves those designs, but everything should look a little more uniform and polished, as this isn’t a rag tag band anymore, they are the establishment.

 

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Chances of Seeing These Ships (Or Variations of Them) 9/10

 

 

Last, but certainly not least, John Williams

 

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At first, I would have thought that John Williams would have chosen to retire from Star Wars along with George Lucas, but according to recent reports, he is seemingly down for a return. Star Wars and Williams go together like peanut butter and jelly, so if he wants to come back, Disney will move heaven and Earth to make that happen. In any case, the next few months and years will prove whether or not my guesses have any degree of accuracy, or whether or not JJ Abrams instead surprises us all with a movie trilogy about the adventures of Admiral Ackbar and his crew of Ewok fighter pilots.

With the big screen adaptation of Mark Millar’s The Secret Service moving forward some have wondered if Mark Hamill, who agreed to allow Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons use his likeness in the comic book series, would appear in the film.

The first issue of the comic features the actor being kidnapped and…well, let’s not give away any spoilers here. Earlier today Mark Millar confirmed that before Hamill might go into Jedi hiding, we will indeed see the actor in the big screen adaptation!

 

Expect more news to come from this project very soon.

This weekend we will see the release of The Avengers. It’s a great time to be a geek right now. Just ten years ago no one would have guessed we’d live in a world where superhero films were acceptable to the point that not only was there an Avengers film but Thor, Iron Man and discussions on Dr. Strange and Antman.

Bizarrely enough, Mark Hamill predicted these changes back in 2004. In his direct-to-DVD mockumentry Comic Book: The Movie Mark plays Donald Swan, a history teacher/comic shop owner and in charge of the official fan club for Commander Courage. Due to the popularity of the Spider-Man movie a major studio is making a film on Commander Courage (inspired obviously by Captain America) and have hired Donald as a creative consultant.

However since September 11th they’ve decided to update Commander Courage from a Nazi fighting patriot into a Terrorist killing soldier named Codename Courage. Donald hates this change where they’ve made Courage more modern, edgy, took away his secret Identity and changed his sidekick Liberty Lad into the sexy Liberty Lass.

The studio gives Donald an opportunity to film a documentary about the Codename: Commander announcement at Comic Con, while Donald tries to use this opportunity to prove to the studio that they should make a Commander Courage film that’s a period piece with him fighting nazis.

The film is amusing enough to kill an hour and a half but what’s far more impressive is how Hamill nailed the future of Comic Con before it occurred. The movie executive going with Donald to the Con could careless about the comics or the fans of the character. He just wants to show up, make an announcement and leave.

Mark also takes this opportunity to write a true love letter to fandom. He captures the entire comic con experience with plenty of cos-players, screaming Troma characters, lots of free stuff and the parents keeping their kids awake to ensure they don’t miss any panels. Donald gives a passionate speech about how his favorite aspect of fandom is the passionate arguments between trivial things like “How’s better Gray or Green Hulk”.

The film doesn’t always hit but it does have it’s moments. The cast is basically made up of voice actors and celebrity cameos (including Stan Lee, Hugh Hefner and Kevin Smith). Kevin Smith parodies his infamous Superman Script incident discussing how his first draft of Commander Courage the studio demanded a Giant Mechanical Spider and also has the line “Nazis are better than terrorists, they have an easier to make fun of accent”.

Donald Swan even discusses how much better Pearl Harbor would be had it been a Commander Courage film. But the funniest character in the film and scene stealer is Ricky the Camera Guy played by Jess Harnell (Animaniacs). Ricky is a rocker/stoner who just wants to meet the Hulk while at comic con. Donald takes him under his wing to try to teach him how beautiful the world of Comic Con truly is.

The film didn’t get much critical review due to being a Direct-To-DVD film, however the fan ratings on rottentomatoes averaged out to a pitiful 38%. The fact is the film is made for a very specific person (a comic book fan), you need to understand this world to appreciate this world. With that in mind, watch this before seeing the Avengers.

Comic Book: The Movie is currently available on Netflix Instant Watch

When he’s not watching straight to DVD movies Matt can be found tweeting, writing in his blog Pure Mattitude and hosting is podcast The Saint Mort Show.