This is exactly the type of amazing experience that you can only have at San Diego Comic-Con.

Kicking off the first full day of SDCC 2022, Legion M commemorated the era-spanning journey of William Shatner (who actually sits on Legion M’s board of advisors), and united old and new with a special handprint ceremony tied to their upcoming (as yet untitled) William Shatner documentary (which is set to be directed by Alexandre Phillipe, who also directed the Geekscape co-produced Doc of the Dead).

I was fortunate enough to be able to attend the event in person, which was hosted at the Theatre Box in San Diego and featured a unique meeting of the generations between Shatner and Paul Wesley, the Captain Kirk featured in the lauded new series Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.

Things kicked off with Legion M’s co-founder and CEO, Paul Scanlan, thanking everyone in attendance, and dialing in on how important it is that Legion M is a ‘for the fans’ company. Paul Wesley thanked Shatner for all of his advice on taking the helm of Captain Kirk, and even handed things over to Shatner with a ”You have the conn.”

Shatner seemed in high spirits throughout the ceremony, and cracked jokes about his “puffy hands” getting stuck in the concrete (too many shellfish), sticking his face in the concrete (he didn’t), and more. Following the actual handprinting, Legion M pulled in all cosplay-laden attendees for a photo op with Shatner, and the pure elation on most of their faces is really what SDCC is all about.

The upcoming Shatner documentary itself will be funded entirely by fans, who will also be able to earn ownership (and thus, even revenues) on the project. This is a pretty neat sounding spin on the standard crowdfunding platforms — if you’re interested, you can learn more right here!

I only had my iPhone in hand for the ceremony, so things aren’t as clear as they could be, but take a browse below to see just how much fun and experience this was. A huge thanks to Legion M for hosting us at the ceremony!


Sadly, I’ve never been much of a Star Trek guy. I’ve seen the recent movies, and watched (and do plan to catch up with) some of Discovery, but aside from a kick-ass Super Nintendo game, the franchise has eluded me for most of my life.

Though I hadn’t heard too much about it, the idea of Captain Picard returning for a new series sounded like a super neat idea. The series is set to debut on CBS All Access sometime this year. Details for the series itself still seem fairly light, but it sounds like it has something to do with Picard being ‘haunted’ after something that occurred in 2009’s Star Trek, and EW has also learned that the series will be serialized rather than episodic like The Next Generation.

Over at Michael J Wolf Fine Arts at 363 Fifth Ave, from 11-9 on Friday and Saturday, and 11-5 on Sunday, CBS has prepared an exhibit called Jean-Luc Picard: The First Duty. It’s a beautiful space that literally feels like you’re walking through a museum exhibit. There are tons of props, costumes, and other items on display, and there’s even a gift shop selling shirts, mugs, and other cool, limited merchandise (you also get a cool limited edition pin when you enter the experience). If you read the descriptions on some of the items, you’re treated to some powerful world-building that fills you in even more on what you can expect whenever the series actually decides to drop. The plaque as you enter the exhibit brings you a little into the story as well:

One of Starfleet’s most decorated officers, Admiral Jean-Luc-Picard retired from Starfleet in 2386 after more than 50 years of service, returning to a quiet life tending to his family’s storied winemaking tradition in the Chateau Picard vineyards of La Barre, France.

Many of Picard’s personal mementos and rare artifacts from his life and career are stored in the Starfleet Museum Quantum Archives located at Starfleet Command headquarters in San Francisco.

For the first time, many of these artifacts are now available for view in a special touring exhibition celebrating his career of service and lifetime of dedication to the principles of Starfleet and the United Federation of Planets.

You can take a look at some of the items on display via the photo gallery below, and again, if you’re in San Diego for SDCC, the line for this one seems to move quickly, and even as someone who is not a huge fan of the franchise, I thought that it was an absolutely fascinating experience.

In their most controversial episode, hosts Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang take on the most controversial episode of STAR TREK: VOYAGER, “Retrospect”!
When on-board borg Seven of Nine gets triggered during a trade negotiation, Janeway and the Voyager crew find themselves face to face with a case of assault. Join us as we unpack this episode and see how the Star Trek writer’s room dealt with the subject of #metoo in 1998. It’s a timely sandwich with a side of conversation you don’t want to miss!

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Get ready for a goop-tastic episode that starts you on a drinking game you will desperately want to end.

Hosts Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang take you down a wine waterslide of sadness, into a deep pool of ‘what’s the point?’ as we revisit the Kinko’s copy crew of “Course: Oblivion.” Not even Chakotay and Tuvok Detective Sleuths can save you from pervy Neelix, Susan’s choice, and an Eric Clapton sing-a-long. It’s the kind of episode that makes STAR TREK: VOYAGER hurt soooooo good.

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It’s the episode that has Captain Janeway casting away science! Oh no! But also the episode that has Captain Janeway casting aside her clothes!
Awwyeaaaah.
In “Sacred Ground”, Kes walks into a big shiny hole while on an away mission and gets zapped into a coma. Luckily, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang drink a big shiny bottle and get buzzed into drunks… all while doing a deep dive into a rare STAR TREK: VOYAGER episode that pits science against spirituality.
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When mysterious photonic beings get caught up in a fictitious war that’s being waged in Tom Paris’s 1930s sci-fi holonovel, it’s all hands on holodeck! This fan favorite (and arguably most meme-able) episode of Star Trek: Voyager, “Bride of Chaotica!” sees our dear Captain Janeway on a mission to boldly act where no one has acted before…

…in Chaotica’s mountaintop base of operations, as the deliciously fiendish queen of the Spider People!

But first, coffee.

Can “Arachnia” seduce and cleverly dominate this intergalactic evil? Will Tom ever get over the embarrassment of everyone finding out how he spends his free time? Will Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang be able to polish off the rosé they’ve selected for the occasion? Find out on this week’s episode of Seven of Wine!

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Cheesecake and arousal are synonymous, as the Doctor discovers when he’s inside Seven of Nine’s body. NO, NOT LIKE THAT. Not everything is about sex, perverts! Anyway… also if Tuvok doesn’t have sex in this episode, he’ll literally die so Tom Paris makes him a holographic sex doll.

It’s the episode our listeners have been requesting, and we’ve picked up your distress signal. Beaming from our transporter room to yours is “Body and Soul,” in which the Doctor is forced to upload himself into Seven’s cybernetic matrix, and experiences a whole world of sensations for the very first time. Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang raise their glasses of synthehol to that!

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It’s the episode of Star Trek: Voyager that’s so disturbing, so unappetizing, so unsettling… that you’ll feel the whack factor down at the molecular level. When our resident Vulcan and our friendly neighborhood Talaxian get fused into a new hybrid being, heebies get fused with jeebies as… it… starts to make serious moves on Kes.

 

Will Captain Janeway welcome this new being to the crew, or do the right thing and kill it with fire? Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang discuss the effects of this abomination aboard the ship while drinking an abomination of a wine. Seriously, listen in as everyone suffers.

 

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Imagine an alternate reality where Tom Paris and B’elanna are no longer together because B’elanna is dead, and Chakotay is captain of the U.S.S. Voyager because Janeway is dead. Now imagine a current reality where Jennifer Zhang has to watch this episode and wishes she were dead. Good news! You don’t have to imagine it, because you can listen to it… right now.
On this episode, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer review the Star Trek: Voyager episode “Before and After”, where Kes slingshots through time and faces erasure from existence.
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Computer! Play “Careless Whisper”… because it’s about to get sexy by the fireside up in here. Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang recap and review the Star Trek: Voyager episode “Heroes and Demons”, where the Doc takes on the monstrous Grendel in a deadly Beowulf holodeck simulation, meets a sexy warrior lady with terrible aim, and learns that there’s more than one way to stay warm…
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Star Trek: Voyager… Live and on stage for one night only!

That is, if Lt. B’elanna Torres can’t inspire a young poet to write a play so good that a war mongerer can be swayed from his… war mongering… ways. This week, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang are back and reviewing “Muse”, the episode where our favorite half-Klingon crash lands on a planet where she’s a hot enough ticket to fill stadiums (or rather, amphitheaters).

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We have to go back… to the future! The future where the crew of the U.S.S. Voyager go back… to the past! This week, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang take on the massive 2-parter that transports our favorite spacefarers to a war-torn city in France and pits them against Nazis. Does Janeway get to punch one? What happens when Tom Paris and Chakotay are in a tent together? If Betty Grable came around that corner, what part of her would you be staring at? All this, and more!

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Love conquers all, including any revulsion one might feel toward rotting flesh! That’s the lesson Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang learn when they review the Star Trek: Voyager episode “Lifesigns”, where the Doctor learns that there’s no cure for an achey-breaky heart.  And if flesh-eating disease doesn’t get your blood pumping at warp 9, how about two of Voyager’s manliest men in a chest-beating contest?

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Loot Crate is partnering with Quantum Mechanix Inc. to launch a new Star Trek themed crate filled with high quality collectibles.

“QMx has been serving the Star Trek community for over a decade,” said QMx CEO Andy Gore. “In that time we’ve come to admire the diversity, creativity and passion of Star Trek fans. It’s why we wanted to build a crate full of collectibles for Star Trek fans.”

“The assortment of high-quality products as well as the exclusive subscriber opportunities will unite generations of Star Trek fans by celebrating iconic moments and characters from the entire franchise. Star Trek will always ‘long live and prosper’ and we are thrilled to be part of the journey.” said Chris Davis, CEO of Loot Crate.

The crate will ship bi-monthly and is priced at $39.99 per crate, or $35.99 per crate if you sign up for the year. Each crate contains over $65.00 in merch, including figures, ships, prop replicas, and clothes. The Star Trek Mission Crate is available for pre-order now, and is a must have for any true trekkie.

Meet Bonnie and Xander, The Library Bards… and probably your new favorite musicians! For the past few years they’ve been traveling from Con to Con delivering their special blend of geek themed parody songs AKA “Bardcore”! We meet in Las Vegas for the biggest Star Trek convention in the country and celebrate Star Trek: The Next Generation’s 30th Anniversary! Along the way we talk about Bonnie’s appearance on TV’s fantasy themed reality show ‘The Quest’ and Xander’s time as a contestant on Season 2 of ‘King of the Nerds’! We also talk about lots of Star Trek and Las Vegas! Enjoy!

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Quantum Mechanix is known for their intricate figures and detailed prop replicas. Their booth at San Diego Comic-Con was a glorious gallery of new and upcoming products. They also had a store in the back, where attendees could get their hands on merchandise (some of which, for the very first time).

This year’s con marked the debut of their Wonder Woman Q-Fig Max. The figure is super-detailed with a bunch of different pieces (don’t worry –  it comes pre-assembled). I loved that both Wonder Woman and her mount share the same determination in their eyes.

Q-Fig’s tendency to have a whimsical side. The Batman and Superman Friendship Q-Fig is a perfect example of that. The contrast in expressions between the two heroes is hilarious and I could not help but smile when I saw it.

There were also prototype Q-Fig’s from the world of Harry Potter on display. The Harry and Hagrid: Race for Hogwarts Q-Fig Max will be the most complex in the series to date.

The Harry Potter on the Broom Q-Fig was also impressive. Harry’s entire body as well as his broom balance on that translucent blue swirl of “wind.”

Here was a figure I never thought I would see: a Good Feathers Q-Fig. This was also a prototype.

Quantum Mechanix is also known from their plush Q-Pals line. The majority of the ones on display were prototypes, with the exception of Supernatural‘s Sam Winchester, Castiel, and Dean Winchester.

And I absolutely adore this plush Niffler from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Funny story about this little guy: Quantum Mechanix hadn’t planned on selling it at SDCC but they received a small shipment early. Initially, they were just going to have a prototype on display. Needless to say, this adorable beast sold out before Day Three (which is when I got there). The good news is fans like myself can sign up on their site to be notified when the plush comes in-stock.

There was plenty of Firefly merchandise to be found. I could not get over how much thought and detail was in every figure. Everyone’s clothes are made of real fabric. That trait is standard for the 1:6 articulated figures but it was especially impressive in this set because of the intricacy of their outfits.

While the majority of the 1:6 scale articulated figures were based to Firefly or Star Trek but there were a few outliers. One that excited me in particular was Westley from The Princess Bride. He comes with both his masked face when he is the Dread Pirates Roberts as well as his traditional Westley face (“As you wish!”).

Star Trek saw plenty of representation at Quantum Mechanix’s booth, from prop weapons and badges to Tribble plushes to the already-mentioned 1:6 articulated figures. What I was most impressed from this series was the Captain’s Chair. It was to scale with the articulated figures and – here is the coolest part –  the buttons work! They make sounds and light-up when pressed.

The booth was also home to a 1:72 scale miniature of Star Lord’s ship, the Milano, from Guardians of the Galaxy. Once again, detail was king. For example, you could look inside the cockpit and see the seats and the control panel.

I had a blast looking at all the goods that we can expect in the future from Quantum Mechanix. You can check out more of the products on their site.

B’elanna Torres can sit her Klingon ass down because this week, it’s all about Tom Paris and Harry Kim, and the Star Trek: Voyager episode that placed them in prison and launched their epic bromance: ‘The Chute.”

BROton torpedoes. Full spread. FIRE.

Jacqueline Lopez’s and Jennifer Zhang’s passion for the wine they’ve selected pales in comparison to the love Paris and Kim put on display as they protect each other against bloodthirsty inmates, cling to each other for dear life, and then talk about steak and the Delaney sisters, so you don’t think they’re gay or anything.

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Briefly: After numerous delays and a sweet, sweet first look trailer during New York’s UpFronts week, we finally know just when we’ll be able to catch the first episode of Star Trek: Discovery.

CBS has revealed that the series will premiere on Sunday, Sept. 24 at 8:30 p.m., and that the second episode will premiere that very same night on CBS’ own All Access service.

Plot details for the series are still being kept under wraps, but we do know that the series begins around ten years before we met Kirk and friends, and that the events of a previously mentioned, but not explored story line in the Star Trek franchise will be the focus of this new adventure.

As someone who has never watched a Star Trek television series (yeah, it’s just been Chris Pine and pals for me), I’m beyond excited to get a more substantial taste of the universe that everyone has been in love with for the past several decades.

You can take a look at the first look trailer for the series below, and be sure to let us know if you’re looking forward to discovering this one!

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Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang strap in for the emotional roller coaster ride that is the Star Trek: Voyager episode “Memorial”, where the crew of the U.S.S. Voyager gets to experience the thrills of committing major wartime atrocities. The only thing that would complete the experience is funnel cake.

But in all seriousness, this one is heavy, folks. The Star Trek: Voyager treatment of a serious subject is so beautifully poignant, that even Jac and Jen can’t ruin it with their wine-drenched analysis.

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Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang get their clink-on with their wine glasses, and their Klingon with the powerful Star Trek: Voyager episode “Faces”, where the psyche of chief engineer B’elanna Torres is dissected both figuratively and literally.

This episode has everything! Walking sacks of rotting flesh! A damsel in dis-uniform! Nasty Klingon teeth! Fantastic Klingon rack! And Chakotay – master of disguise!

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In New York, it’s UpFronts week. Each mainstream network rolled out their primetime schedule for the upcoming television season. CBS was no different. Among their freshman shows is going to be ‘Star Trek: Discovery‘.

Star Trek: Discovery takes place about ten years before audiences are expected to meet Captain Kirk, Spock, and the rest of the Enterprise Crew. Don’t worry, despite the lack of Enterprise crew, we do have Klingons.  The events of a previously mentioned, but not explored story line in the Star Trek franchise will be the focus of this new adventure.

Discovery will air on CBS All Access, for a 15 episode run, after a two hour premiere on CBS. The official premiere date has yet to be announced, but keep an eye out for it in the Fall of 2017.

Below is the first look of this new crew. Does this make you want to subscribe to CBS All Access? Sound off on what you think!

It’s only logical that Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang would try to mind meld before reviewing the episode of Star Trek: Voyager where Tuvok uses his Vulcan mind magic on a murderous psychopath. Do they succeed? The wine certainly makes them think so.

It’s Star Trek: Voyager meets “The X-Files” meets “Se7en” on this week’s episode, where space DNA is used to solve space crimes, Janeway is Clarice Starling, and what’s in the box is a really, really effed-up Betazoid.

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Chakotay gets his day in the sun as Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang break open a bottle on the hull of the Chakota-centric Star Trek: Voyager episode, “Shattered.”

What happens when the U.S.S. Voyager is fractured into different timelines and our favorite first Commanding officer has to traverse the past, present and future to save the day — armed with nothing but his wits, his loyalty to his Captain, and his crazy, crazy face tat?

Ohh! Chakota-no we didn’t!

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Seven of Nine finally struts into the spotlight in the latest episode of Seven of Wine! In this new and riveting installment, hosts Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang take on one of the most poignant episodes of Star Trek: Voyager ever: “Drone,” wherein all attempts to resist crying prove futile.

Listen as Jac and Jen pair the episode with a specially selected wine and an imaginary Viking feast, then make a strong case for why the Borg are the worst college frat, and Seven of Nine is tiger mom of the year.

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In our Saint Patrick’s Day special, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang catch up with the crew of the U.S.S. Voyager on the holodeck, and witness Captain Kathryn Janeway experiencing the luck of the Irish. And by “luck of the Irish” we mean some hot Irish bartender’s face on her face.

While discussing our fair captain’s long-overdue holo-decking in the Season 6 episode “Fair Haven,” Jac and Jen delve into the complexities of falling in love with artificial photon-based beings, and the ethics of modifying holograms to be suitable lovers. At least they attempt to, as the wine takes effect.

And eventually failing that, they just end up describing/hypothetically programming their perfect holograms. H.I.L.F.’s, you might call them.

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This Valentine’s Day, listen to Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang being really, really immature about “pon farr” — the irrepressible Vulcan mating impulse — as they review what is arguably the sexiest episode of Star Trek: Voyager ever… “Blood Fever.”

Witness what Jacqui describes as “the unraveling of Jennifer Zhang.” Things get hot and heavy as your two hosts discuss violent Klingon foreplay, B’elanna Torres’s heaving bosom, and Tom Paris literally being commanded to administer sexual healing. If Star Trek has never made your heart race at warp 9, prepare to have that change.

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Engage! It’s the debut of the podcast where twice monthly, hosts Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang review an episode of Star Trek: Voyager and a bottle of wine at the exact same time. Set phasers to fun.

Where better to start than the beginning? This week, Jacqui and Jennifer take on the 2-part pilot episode of Star Trek: Voyager, “Caretaker.” Nothing is sacred… not Captain Kathryn Janeway’s porn-tastic reveal… not Ensign Harry Kim’s lustrous hair… not even Lieutenant Tom Paris’s sweaty 90s bad boy chest.

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When I was younger, long before the horrors of adult life turned me into the cynical specimen you see before you, I used to watch Star Trek. I say “used to,” because the epic space-opera has been off the air for some time now. I was a little too young for the Original Series (TOS, for those of you in the know), and Enterprise just didn’t capture the same spirit as the other entries. I was raised on a healthy diet of Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, and Voyager. I sat with my brother and father and watched the future unfold in episodic fashion. I shared the adventures of the bold and fierce Janeway, the authoritative Sisko, and the reverent Picard. That was the Star Trek I knew and loved. So when J.J. Abrams stepped in to reboot the franchise for a new generation, I was a little torn.

On the one hand, I was a huge fan of J.J.’s work in TV and film thus far. He had proven himself to be an innovative auteur, willing to take on challenging material and complex narratives. On the other hand, LOST. Seven years later, despite positive reviews for the reboot, the fans were still polarized by the new universe, and I felt squarely in the middle.

Enter Star Trek Beyond. Written by Simon Pegg and Doug Jung, and directed by Fast and Furious veteran Justin Lin, this was poised to be the straw that broke the camel’s back. The trailer overloaded the senses with quick cuts, motorcycle chases, and Beastie Boys. Honestly, it was hard to even call this a Star Trek film. So, with no small amount of trepidation, I purchased my ticket and entered the theater.

I can’t say that this is a movie we will be talking about for generations to come. I won’t pretend it is a flawless script or impeccably performed. I can say, without question, that this is the most Trek-like film in the trilogy, and may be the best of the three films overall. I will be discussing a few items from the plot in depth, so let’s take a breath and together shout:

SPOILER WARNING!

After a cutesy cold open involving cat-sized aliens and a McGuffin, we find the crew of the USS Enterprise heading for some much needed R&R at the deep space station Yorktown. Kirk opens the movie with the infamous Captain’s Log. In a not-so-subtle nod to the series, Kirk laments that his first 3 years of the 5-year mission have felt “episodic,” and he doesn’t feel as focused on the mission as he used to. In many ways, his frustration and apathy mimics our own, as we see the cinema overwhelmed by sequels and reboots and copies. The entire crew seems to feel it as well, as each looks toward a future off the ship.

This brief respite on the station includes a few brief moments and scenes that were handled with subtlety and timing not often attributed to a Fast and Furious director (it should be said that Justin Lin is, in fact, a fantastic movie-maker). The infamous reveal of Sulu and his husband is handled without commentary, only a wistful smile from Kirk at seeing his crew happy. The revelation of Ambassador Spock’s passing is also done without sap or unnecessary dialogue, just a brief moment for Zachary Quinto. All-in-all, the few scenes aboard the station set up the theme of the movie very well.

I won’t bore you with a play-by-play of the action, and I honesty can say that the film is worth seeing in theaters just to witness the spectacle on screen. Justin Lin is used to telling a visually compelling story, and his work here is no different. Star Trek Beyond moves at a rapid pace, without feeling like a series of snapshots. There are a few rough patches, particularly during a late-night investigation aboard the shattered saucer section, but overall the film is coherent and exciting.

There has been a lot made recently about the difference between scenes and moments, as popularized by this brilliantly done video on Batman v Superman. Star Trek Beyond has its share of stand-alone moments, but they tend to feed the larger story in a way Mr. Snyder’s did not. Here is a spoilery example.

Spock finds out that his alternate-universe self has passed away. This scene is handled with respect and distance, allowing the audience to share is the stunned moment with the characters onscreen. Later, a wounded Spock reveals to Bones (played perfectly by the venerable Karl Urban) that he plans to quit Starfleet in order to continue Spock’s mission and increase the future of all Vulcans universe-wide. Spock breaks from his emotionless logic and tears up as he talks of the “many lifetimes” his elder self had lived. This was an emotional scene for Mr. Quinto, as the legendary Leonard Nimoy had been a close friend and mentor to the young actor when he first started out. Spock’s decision to quit his day job to focus on his species also feels earned due to the events of the series. His planet is gone, his people are scattered and limited, and the wisest among them has passed. A series of moments has added up to a powerful scene, since we as an audience have shared it with the characters.

Great movies need great heroes, and Chris Pine brings a much stronger performance to this latest iteration of Kirk. Into Darkness was blasted by critics for being too regressive from the first film. Kirk still isn’t “fit to command,” Spock doesn’t like Kirk’s methods, there is no trekking taking place. Beyond fixes many of these issues by doing what every good story must: Arriving late and leaving early. What I mean by this is that we open the movie in the middle of the adventure. This isn’t Day 1, Year 1 of the journey into the beyond. This is year 3, and the crew is exhausted. Kirk has not only accepted the responsibilty of command, but he is a revered and beloved leader. Uhura puts her life in danger to protect her captain without a moment’s hesitation. Bones and Spock act like war-weary friends rather than strangers. Scotty acts with earned authority when repairing the ship. By delivering a lived-in universe instead of one still smelling of shrink-wrap, the writer allows the hero to have a more involved arc.

Back to Kirk, we no longer see the petulant man-child from the first movie. Kirk may throw the odd glance toward an attractive member of the opposite sex (although nothing akin to the cringe-inducing scene with Alice Eve from Into Darkness), but he is by a large a different man than the one we’ve met before. In fact, I would say he feels more like the Kirk of TOS. More than that, he bears the resilience and attitude of a Starfleet officer. He wants to settle problems with wit rather than violence. A great example is shortly into Act Two. Kirk realizes that his crew was duped by an alien refugee into a trap, and he confronts the alien with his phaser in hand. The female admits her role and puts up no defense. A lazy screenwriter, and one without thought of the series, would be likely had Kirk shoot her down to demonstrate his extreme emotional state. That would have been a grave mistake, and Pegg and Jung avoid it deftly. Instead, Kirk uses the alien to suss out details of the greater plot against his crew and the Federation as a whole.

Heroes need villains, and the movie brings in a powerhouse to portray the big bad. Idris Elba, best known for being amazing (let this man be James Bond already), plays the sinister Krall. His arc is a very slow burn, which is unfortunate because it is a pretty solid turn overall. Elba is simply epic in his delivery and presence, even under layers of makeup. His attitude is important as well, as it demonstrates one of the main issues Trek fans have had with the reboot: The militarization of the Federation (Scotty even says as much in Into Darkness). Krall believes that might makes right, and that the Federation’s unity of species and belief in diplomacy is a great weakness. In a refreshing turn, Kirk becomes the voice of reason, espousing the beliefs of the Federation as the correct course for humanity and the universe as a whole.

For all the hardcore haters out there, I’m sure you will find your flaws within the film. The use of “classical” tunes by the Beastie Boys is worthy of an eye-roll, female characters still mostly act as filler, and the end space battle is hilariously simple given the shellacking the Enterprise took in Act One. Still, there is a heart of charm in this movie that the previous film sorely lacked. There is a sense of wonder, of joy in exploration, that hearkens back to the theme and tone of the original.

As a caveat to my comment about female characters, I must bring up Jaylah, played wonderfully by Sofia Boutella. Despite both her English and attitude coming from late 90’s hip hop, Jaylah is a wonderful addition to the roster and one of the best parts of the movie. She is fiercely independent, innovative, and determined in her goal to leave the forsaken planet. Her story lacks a defined third act, but she more than delivers in the film. She is never reduced to a mere sexual object, which is a huge step for the new franchise (again, Alice Eve, what the hell were they thinking?). More than just not being objectified, Jaylah is integral in moving the plot forward. She takes action, fights her own battles, and makes decisions based on her self-interest rather than that of the crew. She has agency and direction, and can seriously kick ass.

Star Trek Beyond released in the wake of the tragic loss of Anton Yelchin, the young and talented actor behind Chekchov. In the final scenes of the film, the crew of the Enterprise get together to celebrate Kirk’s birthday. Kirk delivers an iconic toast “to absent friends,” and for a brief moment the camera cuts to Anton raising his glass. The shot lingers just a beat, but editing choice is clear. This is paired with a “For Anton” during the end credits. It is another soft-handed approach to a sensitive topic, and feels like the right choice given the circumstances. It is not as direct as the Blue Angel’s motif done in the latest Fast and Furious film, but the implication is just as obvious and, at least for me, appreciated.

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Simon Pegg and Doug Jung put together a strong and well-paced Star Trek adventure. The themes, arcs, and actions in the story call to mind the films of the Original Series. There is a reverence and love in each scene that was absent previously, and its return marks a change for the better. Will you find things you don’t like? Most definitely. This is not a perfect film by any stretch. There are plot holes, dropped story lines, and downright bad choices made for the sake of moving the plot forward. Overall, however, this is an enjoyable and moving film for the franchise. If this turns out to the be the last in the series, I think it ends on a high note. In an age of cynicism and pessimism, Star Trek Beyond boldly goes in a direction of hope.

GRADE: 3.5 / 5

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