In their most controversial episode, hosts Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang take on the most controversial episode of STAR TREK: VOYAGER, “Retrospect”!
When on-board borg Seven of Nine gets triggered during a trade negotiation, Janeway and the Voyager crew find themselves face to face with a case of assault. Join us as we unpack this episode and see how the Star Trek writer’s room dealt with the subject of #metoo in 1998. It’s a timely sandwich with a side of conversation you don’t want to miss!

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Get ready for a goop-tastic episode that starts you on a drinking game you will desperately want to end.

Hosts Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang take you down a wine waterslide of sadness, into a deep pool of ‘what’s the point?’ as we revisit the Kinko’s copy crew of “Course: Oblivion.” Not even Chakotay and Tuvok Detective Sleuths can save you from pervy Neelix, Susan’s choice, and an Eric Clapton sing-a-long. It’s the kind of episode that makes STAR TREK: VOYAGER hurt soooooo good.

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It’s the episode of Star Trek: Voyager that’s so disturbing, so unappetizing, so unsettling… that you’ll feel the whack factor down at the molecular level. When our resident Vulcan and our friendly neighborhood Talaxian get fused into a new hybrid being, heebies get fused with jeebies as… it… starts to make serious moves on Kes.

 

Will Captain Janeway welcome this new being to the crew, or do the right thing and kill it with fire? Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang discuss the effects of this abomination aboard the ship while drinking an abomination of a wine. Seriously, listen in as everyone suffers.

 

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Imagine an alternate reality where Tom Paris and B’elanna are no longer together because B’elanna is dead, and Chakotay is captain of the U.S.S. Voyager because Janeway is dead. Now imagine a current reality where Jennifer Zhang has to watch this episode and wishes she were dead. Good news! You don’t have to imagine it, because you can listen to it… right now.
On this episode, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer review the Star Trek: Voyager episode “Before and After”, where Kes slingshots through time and faces erasure from existence.
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Star Trek: Voyager… Live and on stage for one night only!

That is, if Lt. B’elanna Torres can’t inspire a young poet to write a play so good that a war mongerer can be swayed from his… war mongering… ways. This week, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang are back and reviewing “Muse”, the episode where our favorite half-Klingon crash lands on a planet where she’s a hot enough ticket to fill stadiums (or rather, amphitheaters).

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Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang strap in for the emotional roller coaster ride that is the Star Trek: Voyager episode “Memorial”, where the crew of the U.S.S. Voyager gets to experience the thrills of committing major wartime atrocities. The only thing that would complete the experience is funnel cake.

But in all seriousness, this one is heavy, folks. The Star Trek: Voyager treatment of a serious subject is so beautifully poignant, that even Jac and Jen can’t ruin it with their wine-drenched analysis.

We salute you, people of Earth. Send your return salutes (and feedback) via email: engage@sevenofwine.com

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It’s only logical that Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang would try to mind meld before reviewing the episode of Star Trek: Voyager where Tuvok uses his Vulcan mind magic on a murderous psychopath. Do they succeed? The wine certainly makes them think so.

It’s Star Trek: Voyager meets “The X-Files” meets “Se7en” on this week’s episode, where space DNA is used to solve space crimes, Janeway is Clarice Starling, and what’s in the box is a really, really effed-up Betazoid.

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Chakotay gets his day in the sun as Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang break open a bottle on the hull of the Chakota-centric Star Trek: Voyager episode, “Shattered.”

What happens when the U.S.S. Voyager is fractured into different timelines and our favorite first Commanding officer has to traverse the past, present and future to save the day — armed with nothing but his wits, his loyalty to his Captain, and his crazy, crazy face tat?

Ohh! Chakota-no we didn’t!

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Seven of Nine finally struts into the spotlight in the latest episode of Seven of Wine! In this new and riveting installment, hosts Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang take on one of the most poignant episodes of Star Trek: Voyager ever: “Drone,” wherein all attempts to resist crying prove futile.

Listen as Jac and Jen pair the episode with a specially selected wine and an imaginary Viking feast, then make a strong case for why the Borg are the worst college frat, and Seven of Nine is tiger mom of the year.

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This Valentine’s Day, listen to Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang being really, really immature about “pon farr” — the irrepressible Vulcan mating impulse — as they review what is arguably the sexiest episode of Star Trek: Voyager ever… “Blood Fever.”

Witness what Jacqui describes as “the unraveling of Jennifer Zhang.” Things get hot and heavy as your two hosts discuss violent Klingon foreplay, B’elanna Torres’s heaving bosom, and Tom Paris literally being commanded to administer sexual healing. If Star Trek has never made your heart race at warp 9, prepare to have that change.

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Engage! It’s the debut of the podcast where twice monthly, hosts Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang review an episode of Star Trek: Voyager and a bottle of wine at the exact same time. Set phasers to fun.

Where better to start than the beginning? This week, Jacqui and Jennifer take on the 2-part pilot episode of Star Trek: Voyager, “Caretaker.” Nothing is sacred… not Captain Kathryn Janeway’s porn-tastic reveal… not Ensign Harry Kim’s lustrous hair… not even Lieutenant Tom Paris’s sweaty 90s bad boy chest.

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Los Angeles will soon be hosting their first science fiction one-act play festival called Sci-Fest! I was able to speak with David Dean Bottrell about this unique festival. David Dean Bottrell is a veteran character actor and screenwriter probably best known for playing the creepy and psychotic “Lincoln Meyer” on season three of “Boston Legal.”  His more recent work includes oddball characters on “True Blood,” “Justified,” and “Mad Men.”  In addition, he is also an award-winning stage and short film director. Read on to learn more about Sci-Fest!

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What is Sci-Fest? How is it different from other play festivals?

To my knowledge Sci-Fest is completely unique.  It’s the first-ever festival of one-act science fiction plays.  Once we put the word out, we received almost 400 submissions.  In the end, we picked the nine one-acts that will make up the festival.  They will be spread out over 2 evenings.  They’re all fantastic.  Sort of like 9 mini-twilight episodes.  All very different.  Some scary and disturbing.  Some hilarious.

How did it get started?

I occasionally work as a screenwriter and about 2 years ago, I happened across a short story by Ursula Le Guin called “The Wife’s Story.”   It’s this creepy tale  being told in the first person by this strange female character.  The writing is amazing and it has a fantastically unexpected, very chilling ending.  I loved it, but realized I couldn’t turn it into a movie or TV show without totally ruining it.  Then I realized it could be done as theatre — As a story being told to the audience by a compelling performer.  It was from that kernel that the idea for the whole festival sprang.  Amazingly, when we asked Ms. Le Guin for the rights, she gave them to us.  The story is going to be performed by Tony-Winner, L. Scott Caldwell who played “Rose” on the TV show, “Lost.”  I’ve seen her on stage before and I think she’s going to blow the roof off the place.

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You have some pretty big names in sci-fi attached to this project! Would you please tell us about them and how they are involved?

We already have some remarkable people on board and more seem to be signing up every day.  Some of our directors include Dan Castellaneta (“The Simpsons”), Jack Kenny (Showrunner, “Warehouse 13”) and Philippe Mora (director of “Communion,” “The Howling II & III”).  On the acting front, everyone can expect to see Tim Russ (“Star Trek: Voyager”), David Blue (“Stargate Universe”), Dean Haglund (“The X-Files”) , David H. Lawrence, XVII (“The Puppetmaster” on “Heroes”) and Adrienne Wilkinson (“Xena: Warrior Princess) who will appear in a taped segment.  We will have even more well-known Sci-Fi actors on board soon.   We’re just waiting make sure they can clear their schedules.  I’ve been astounded by the people who are expressing interest.

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What is your involvement with the festival?

Well, I came up with the idea, so I guess you say I created it, but I instantly knew I couldn’t pull it off by myself.  My producing partners are Lee Costello and Michael Blaha, both of whom are very talented, experienced producing veterans.  Together, we’re sort of unstoppable.  I’m also acting in one of the shows.

What should people expect?

They should expect the unexpected!  All the shows are unique in content and style.  The subjects range from time travel to alien invasion to androids to post apocalyptic worlds.  We really managed to pick material that spans a wide range of all the sci-fi genres.

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What plays will be showcased?

7 of the plays are brand new.  “The Wife’s Story” is a world premiere stage adaptation of a classic Le Guin story, but the centerpiece of the festival will be Ray Bradbury’s “Kaleidoscope” which a beautiful longer one-act that’s maybe 35 minutes long.  It’s a very compelling, poignant story about 7 astronauts adrift in space.  Basically, it’s “Gravity” but without the happy ending.  It’s truly a beautiful piece of writing.

What are you most looking forward to?

I can’t wait for opening night.  This journey has been mind-blowing already.  The response has been so amazing, we’re hoping to make the festival an annual event.

When is the festival scheduled for?

We are currently schedule to open in May 2014 at a beautiful venue in Hollywood.  Tickets will probably go on sale in early April.  More details on that soon.

Sci-Fest currently has a Kickstarter campaign running. Could you please tell us more about that?

Our Kickstarter just launched.  I’ve done these before and it’s always hair-raising since the money tends to all come in at the last second.  We had a source of funding evaporate, so we are now reaching out deep into the Sci-Fi fan base for both more major donors and for folks who are willing to help out with even a few bucks.  All donations are very welcome and it all adds up.  Yesterday we received a very generous challenge grant, so we are scrambling to match the funds!  If anybody can help out, today would be a great day to do it!  Please feel free to go to our Kickstarter page at: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sci-fest/sci-fest We would truly appreciate their support ASAP!

Where can people get more information?

To learn more, everybody can visit our website at www.Sci-Fest.com.  The can also “like” us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SciFest2014 or follow us on Twitter @SciFest2014.  This has (and continues to be) a community effort.  Together we’re going to create a truly unique and memorable festival.

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Set your web browser to random as hell. In this random clip from some random special, we get a glimpse at what the USS Voyager would be like if the cast from Frasier were in control.

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