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Seven Of Wine – Episode 020: ‘Course: Oblivion’ / “This One Time…on the Demon Class Planet…”

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Get ready for a goop-tastic episode that starts you on a drinking game you will desperately want to end.

Hosts Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang take you down a wine waterslide of sadness, into a deep pool of ‘what’s the point?’ as we revisit the Kinko’s copy crew of “Course: Oblivion.” Not even Chakotay and Tuvok Detective Sleuths can save you from pervy Neelix, Susan’s choice, and an Eric Clapton sing-a-long. It’s the kind of episode that makes STAR TREK: VOYAGER hurt soooooo good.

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Seven Of Wine – Episode 019: ‘Sacred Ground’ / “Captain to Bridge: Namaste”

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It’s the episode that has Captain Janeway casting away science! Oh no! But also the episode that has Captain Janeway casting aside her clothes!
Awwyeaaaah.
In “Sacred Ground”, Kes walks into a big shiny hole while on an away mission and gets zapped into a coma. Luckily, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang drink a big shiny bottle and get buzzed into drunks… all while doing a deep dive into a rare STAR TREK: VOYAGER episode that pits science against spirituality.
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Seven Of Wine – Episode 018: ‘Bride of Chaotica!’ / “He Used to Call Her on Her Cell Phone”

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When mysterious photonic beings get caught up in a fictitious war that’s being waged in Tom Paris’s 1930s sci-fi holonovel, it’s all hands on holodeck! This fan favorite (and arguably most meme-able) episode of Star Trek: Voyager, “Bride of Chaotica!” sees our dear Captain Janeway on a mission to boldly act where no one has acted before…

…in Chaotica’s mountaintop base of operations, as the deliciously fiendish queen of the Spider People!

But first, coffee.

Can “Arachnia” seduce and cleverly dominate this intergalactic evil? Will Tom ever get over the embarrassment of everyone finding out how he spends his free time? Will Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang be able to polish off the rosé they’ve selected for the occasion? Find out on this week’s episode of Seven of Wine!

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Seven Of Wine – Episode 017: ‘Body and Soul’ / “Blow Up My Fun Cave”

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Cheesecake and arousal are synonymous, as the Doctor discovers when he’s inside Seven of Nine’s body. NO, NOT LIKE THAT. Not everything is about sex, perverts! Anyway… also if Tuvok doesn’t have sex in this episode, he’ll literally die so Tom Paris makes him a holographic sex doll.

It’s the episode our listeners have been requesting, and we’ve picked up your distress signal. Beaming from our transporter room to yours is “Body and Soul,” in which the Doctor is forced to upload himself into Seven’s cybernetic matrix, and experiences a whole world of sensations for the very first time. Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang raise their glasses of synthehol to that!

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Seven Of Wine – Episode 016: ‘Tuvix’ / “You Just Made Me Imagine a Tuvix Dick”

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It’s the episode of Star Trek: Voyager that’s so disturbing, so unappetizing, so unsettling… that you’ll feel the whack factor down at the molecular level. When our resident Vulcan and our friendly neighborhood Talaxian get fused into a new hybrid being, heebies get fused with jeebies as… it… starts to make serious moves on Kes.

 

Will Captain Janeway welcome this new being to the crew, or do the right thing and kill it with fire? Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang discuss the effects of this abomination aboard the ship while drinking an abomination of a wine. Seriously, listen in as everyone suffers.

 

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Seven Of Wine – Episode 015: ‘Before and After’ / “Girl, We Made So Many Back to the Future References”

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Imagine an alternate reality where Tom Paris and B’elanna are no longer together because B’elanna is dead, and Chakotay is captain of the U.S.S. Voyager because Janeway is dead. Now imagine a current reality where Jennifer Zhang has to watch this episode and wishes she were dead. Good news! You don’t have to imagine it, because you can listen to it… right now.
On this episode, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer review the Star Trek: Voyager episode “Before and After”, where Kes slingshots through time and faces erasure from existence.
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Seven Of Wine – Episode 014: ‘Heroes and Demons’ / “Facesuck to Generate Heat”

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Computer! Play “Careless Whisper”… because it’s about to get sexy by the fireside up in here. Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang recap and review the Star Trek: Voyager episode “Heroes and Demons”, where the Doc takes on the monstrous Grendel in a deadly Beowulf holodeck simulation, meets a sexy warrior lady with terrible aim, and learns that there’s more than one way to stay warm…
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Seven Of Wine – Episode 012: ‘The Killing Game – Parts I and II’ / “This is Some Nazi Sh*t Right Here”

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We have to go back… to the future! The future where the crew of the U.S.S. Voyager go back… to the past! This week, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang take on the massive 2-parter that transports our favorite spacefarers to a war-torn city in France and pits them against Nazis. Does Janeway get to punch one? What happens when Tom Paris and Chakotay are in a tent together? If Betty Grable came around that corner, what part of her would you be staring at? All this, and more!

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