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Seven Of Wine – Episode 019: ‘Sacred Ground’ / “Captain to Bridge: Namaste”

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It’s the episode that has Captain Janeway casting away science! Oh no! But also the episode that has Captain Janeway casting aside her clothes!
Awwyeaaaah.
In “Sacred Ground”, Kes walks into a big shiny hole while on an away mission and gets zapped into a coma. Luckily, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang drink a big shiny bottle and get buzzed into drunks… all while doing a deep dive into a rare STAR TREK: VOYAGER episode that pits science against spirituality.
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Seven Of Wine – Episode 017: ‘Body and Soul’ / “Blow Up My Fun Cave”

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Cheesecake and arousal are synonymous, as the Doctor discovers when he’s inside Seven of Nine’s body. NO, NOT LIKE THAT. Not everything is about sex, perverts! Anyway… also if Tuvok doesn’t have sex in this episode, he’ll literally die so Tom Paris makes him a holographic sex doll.

It’s the episode our listeners have been requesting, and we’ve picked up your distress signal. Beaming from our transporter room to yours is “Body and Soul,” in which the Doctor is forced to upload himself into Seven’s cybernetic matrix, and experiences a whole world of sensations for the very first time. Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang raise their glasses of synthehol to that!

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Seven Of Wine – Episode 012: ‘The Killing Game – Parts I and II’ / “This is Some Nazi Sh*t Right Here”

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We have to go back… to the future! The future where the crew of the U.S.S. Voyager go back… to the past! This week, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang take on the massive 2-parter that transports our favorite spacefarers to a war-torn city in France and pits them against Nazis. Does Janeway get to punch one? What happens when Tom Paris and Chakotay are in a tent together? If Betty Grable came around that corner, what part of her would you be staring at? All this, and more!

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Seven Of Wine – Episode 011: ‘Lifesigns’ / “All My Friends Are Dead, And Everyone Else is Dying”

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Love conquers all, including any revulsion one might feel toward rotting flesh! That’s the lesson Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang learn when they review the Star Trek: Voyager episode “Lifesigns”, where the Doctor learns that there’s no cure for an achey-breaky heart.  And if flesh-eating disease doesn’t get your blood pumping at warp 9, how about two of Voyager’s manliest men in a chest-beating contest?

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Seven Of Wine – Episode 010: ‘The Chute’ / “Orange is the New Trek”

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B’elanna Torres can sit her Klingon ass down because this week, it’s all about Tom Paris and Harry Kim, and the Star Trek: Voyager episode that placed them in prison and launched their epic bromance: ‘The Chute.”

BROton torpedoes. Full spread. FIRE.

Jacqueline Lopez’s and Jennifer Zhang’s passion for the wine they’ve selected pales in comparison to the love Paris and Kim put on display as they protect each other against bloodthirsty inmates, cling to each other for dear life, and then talk about steak and the Delaney sisters, so you don’t think they’re gay or anything.

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Seven Of Wine – Episode 007: ‘Faces’ / “Klingon, Kling-off”

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Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang get their clink-on with their wine glasses, and their Klingon with the powerful Star Trek: Voyager episode “Faces”, where the psyche of chief engineer B’elanna Torres is dissected both figuratively and literally.

This episode has everything! Walking sacks of rotting flesh! A damsel in dis-uniform! Nasty Klingon teeth! Fantastic Klingon rack! And Chakotay – master of disguise!

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Seven of Wine – Episode 003: ‘Fair Haven’ / “Delete the Wife”

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In our Saint Patrick’s Day special, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang catch up with the crew of the U.S.S. Voyager on the holodeck, and witness Captain Kathryn Janeway experiencing the luck of the Irish. And by “luck of the Irish” we mean some hot Irish bartender’s face on her face.

While discussing our fair captain’s long-overdue holo-decking in the Season 6 episode “Fair Haven,” Jac and Jen delve into the complexities of falling in love with artificial photon-based beings, and the ethics of modifying holograms to be suitable lovers. At least they attempt to, as the wine takes effect.

And eventually failing that, they just end up describing/hypothetically programming their perfect holograms. H.I.L.F.’s, you might call them.

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