In case you didn’t know, Oliver Queen himself, Stephen Amell, will be going toe to toe against Stardust, WWE’s resident Super Villian, at the company’s annual Summerslam event. While the Arrow actor confirmed that he will be wearing the new Arrow costume to the ring this Sunday’s he’s giving his fans a chance to wear something even better.

The “Amell vs. Stardust” shirt uses a design and vendor completely separate from the wrestling company, giving all of the proceeds to Emily’s House, a Toronto based hospice for children. This means that your $28 will go do a well designed shirt while your cash goes to a good cause. At the very least, it doesn’t have a stupid back design like most of the official merchandise!

Amell Vs Stardust Shirt

The shirt is only available for a limited time, so make sure you get your order in at here. Are you tuning in to watch Arrow save the WWE? Be heard below!

Once again I am joined by Geekscape Games co-hosts (and wrestling fans) Juan and Josh as we breakdown not one but TWO pay-per-views happening this weekend. First we talk NXT Takeover Brooklyn and then the 2nd biggest WWE Pay-Per-View of the year… Wrestlemania.

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Stephen Amell is coming (back) to WWE Raw.

For weeks Stephen Amell, star of DC and The CW’s Arrow and Stardust, a.k.a. Cody Rhodes, the son of the late Dusty Rhodes, have been teasing each other with a possible-ish match at SummerSlam, scheduled for August 23rd in Brooklyn, New York. While it’s unlikely to happen due to the fact that regardless how phenomenally in-shape Stephen Amell may be, he isn’t a trained professional wrestler, surely something is going to happen. A really intense staredown, I bet.

We’ll know what happens when Stephen Amell shows up at Raw in Seattle next Monday.

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Celebrities showing up to, ahem, “wrestle” has happened two million times before — David Arquette, Jay Leno, basically all of WWE Raw in 2009, hell this won’t even be Stephen Amell’s first time — but with how many safeguards even the WWE’s own roster must go through today I don’t think we’ll see a legitimate Arrow vs. Stardust match. He’ll probably be Neville’s Bobby Heenan, cheering him to make Stardust fail Seattle or some shit. Can’t risk a major TV star injuring himself and unable to shoot his show, can they?

Gonna go on a limb and say Raw might be a cross-promotional platform with some blessing from the suits for Amell to debut the new suit, since the WWE is using that particular image for this appearance.

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ZombiU getting ported to PS4 and Xbox One.

Hulk Hogan removed from WWE2k16 over racial remarks.

Terminator special character added to WWE2k16.

Paul London Hero of The Prophecy.

Nintendo TVii service stopping.

Square Enix announces DragonQuest XI PS4 and 3DS.

Castlevania Pachinko machine from Konami.

Smash Bros. update releases in US.

Valve insider speaks about the state of Half-Life 3.

Mark Laidlaw emails with Fun Haus.

Del Toro and Kojima wish to work on future projects together.

Hatoful Boyfriend.

Destiny.

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My friend Will is moving to Los Angeles on Sunday. This afternoon I was having dinner with a group of friends when a got a text message, “Can you do the Hot Rod passing write-up?”

What? Hot Rod? He can’t mean Roddy Piper can he? He was just in the news like… two days ago. I saw Jonathan post a picture of his brother on a set with him. I listened to his podcast a few days ago. Hot Rod can’t possibly be dead. Not now. The wounds of losing Dusty Rhodes haven’t even healed yet.

I got back into wrestling two years ago. Prior to that I hadn’t watched it for almost two decades. While most kids my age have memories of Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock and D-Generation X… I have different memories. Having skipped the “Attitude Era” I grew up loving people like Hulk Hogan, Irvin R. Shyster and of course Roddy Piper.

Hogan was obviously my favorite. I was a child of the late 80’s/early 90’s… obviously I was a Hulkamaniac. But I also loved “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. It wasn’t until years later I found out he was the Bad Guy. I just knew he was a funny bad-ass who rocked a kilt and beat up people with coconuts.

Piper’s 40+ career contained countless accomplishments including 34 championship reigns, cult films, podcasting and countless WrestleMania appearances (including the main event in the first ever Wrestlemania). Piper broke new ground with his unscripted interview segment “Pipers Pit” which is still spawning imitators in the WWE even today.

Today the wrestling world lost a legend… a controversial, out-spoken man who was always changing the questions just when we thought we knew all the answers.

 

“Rowdy” Roddy Piper
4/17/1954 – 7/30/2015

In what can only be described as a bizarre announcement, 2K has revealed that movie star, former Mr. Olympia, and the previous Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, will be added to the WWE 2k16 roster as a pre-order bonus.

In previous years, the illustrious pre-order DLC spot went to legends who had up until that point been estranged from the WWE. Starting from WWE 2K12 onwards, each game featured downloads for The Rock, Mike Tyson, Ultimate Warrior and Sting, all of which either had recently came back to the squared circle, or would go on to return in the months ahead in various capacities. With the company running out of wrestlers to mend bridges with, it seems like it was time to call Hollywood. On the plus side, at least we get this awesome trailer which recreates the beginning of Terminator 2 with the current WWE Superstars and Divas!

While it hasn’t happened since Smackdown: Just Bring It 2001, celebrity cameos aren’t foreign to the series. Longtime wrestling fans will remember unlocking Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit as a hidden wrestler in the PS2 brawler, which had to have been the second worst part about it next to the game taking up more than half a memory card of save data. On the plus side, at least The Terminator will look like a convincing fighter, and shouldn’t have a problem reaching the handle bars on his motorcycle, unlike Durst. If nothing else, at least we got an interesting replacement for Hulk Hogan!

Does this announcement sway your decision to pre-order the game? Sound off below and let us know what you think!

WWE 2K16 will release this fall for PS4 and Xbox One.

Unless you finally went through with that promise to stay away from the Internet, you’re probably aware that wrestling icon, Hulk Hogan, is in some hot water due to some racially charged comments that recently came to light. Originally recorded as part of the leaked sex tape that (unfortunately), made its way to the public in 2012, WWE preemptively scrubbed every mention of Hulkamania before the story hit the presses late last week.

While not unexpected, it’s still somewhat shocking to learn that 2K is following suit, pulling the former World Champion from WWE 2K16, making it the first game in three years that won’t feature the Hulkster despite being previously announced. In a statement, 2K made the announcement by stating:

“We are highly respectful of the way that our partners choose to run their business and manage our partnerships accordingly,… We can confirm that Hulk Hogan will not appear in WWE 2K16.”

This announcement makes it sound like it was the WWE itself that requested this removal, furthering their efforts to distance themselves from the situation before it gets worse. After previously announcing that the game will feature over 120 unique characters, it’ll be interesting to see who they will replace that extra slot with. Maybe a quick call to Skynet will cover it?

Will this effect your decision to purchase the next installment in the annual WWE release? Or do you think when considering the situation, it’s better off without him? Everyone’s got an opinion, so give yours below!

There are two ways to feel about the passing of Dusty “The American Dream” Rhodes. One way to feel about it is, well, sad. Grieving the loss of one of the greatest men to ever enter the squared circle. The other feeling is confused; “Who is Dusty Rhodes?” Until three years ago, I’d have been that second feeling.

As a child I was a WWE kid. I was a Hulkamaniac, I loved Bret Hart, I had my Ultimate Warrior and Rowdy Piper toys. Then one day I just stopped liking wrestling. I genuinely don’t remember what made me walk away, but I did.

I missed the entire Attitude era. My friends were wrestling fans so I was aware of the characters through No Mercy on the Nintendo 64 and Saturday morning wrestling on a trampoline. It was Dusty Rhodes that got me back into wrestling… or more so, an impression of Dusty Rhodes.

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Being from Philly I’ve been a fan of Kidd Chris from the second he hit the Philadelphia airwaves. Over the years he bounced from city to city and I’ve followed him every step of the way. It was in his newest (and current home) WEBN that his new co-host Meat began impersonating Dusty Rhodes. If you haven’t heard the impression, it’s hilarious, spot-on, but also an impression that can only exist from a passionate fan playing an homage (never has it seemed to be a mockery of The American Dream).

I loved the impression so much that I began to research Dusty and watching his promos and his matches. I realized the appeal almost immediately. Hulkamania ran wild for the little Hulkamaniacs, Ric Flair would style and profile his high class lifestyle but Dusty was the every-man. The Son of Plumber.

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That’s what made Dusty the jive-talker with a lisp a hero to countless wrestling fans. He existed beyond his gimmicks. It didn’t matter if he was wearing polka-dots or dancing around the ring, when he opened his mouth you listened. Every word was important, uplifting and powerful. I’m sure every posting about Dusty Rhodes has ended with this Hard Times promo, but there’s a reason for it. It is the best promo in wrestling history, bar none.

Hard Times is the type of speech every writer dreams of writing and every speaker dreams of speaking. In the promo Dusty begins thanking people showing his humbleness and genuine love of his fans. Immediately he begins cutting into Ric Flair and begins speaking to people’s fears and struggles. The message is clear. Ric Flair doesn’t understand your struggles… but Dusty does. He understands that sometimes you’ll get a watch, a kick in the butt, and your job given to a computer.

Dusty didn’t have the body of a wrestler, he wasn’t an attractive man. He had a bad lisp and was frequently forced to wear outrageous outfits. But he could talk. No one has and no one ever will speak with more authority, passion and sincerity like The American Dream Dusty Rhodes. He will be missed.

This is another wrestling packed episode. Once again I’m joined by some Geekscape Games co-hosts. This time Wrestling fans (and gaming enthusiasts) Juan Carlos and Joshua Jackson join me to discuss what we think is gonna happen at Wrestlemania, Who should be moving up the roster from NXT and who in general deserves more crowd reactions. Worry not non-Wrestling fans, next week it’ll be back to the same old bullshit that you know and love from the Saint Mort Show.

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Tonight is the premiere of Lucha Underground‘s milestone twentieth episode, and we at Geekscape have an exclusive look at tonight’s match pitting Son of Havoc against Angelico. Check out Angelico’s tenacity and Son of Havoc’s passion. This is why we watch pro wrestling, guys.

Besides the focus on lucha libre, I think one particular aspect that Lucha Underground has an edge over the competition are its frantic, kinetic camera angles. In just this minute-long clip, this is very apparent. I believe a cinematic eye is vastly underrated in modern professional wrestling, and yet pro wrestling affords that opportunity more than other, “actual” sports.

Lucha libre has a rich history in Mexican cinema. Decades before a certain guy from Miami layed the smack down in Hollywood, the lucha stars of yesteryear like El Santo, Mil Máscaras and Blue Demon were crossover sensations that ruled the ring and the screen. They were living comic book heroes, and they thrived and gave birth to a whole wonderful, bizarre subgenre of cinema. Among the many films produced in this era, Ladrón de cadáveres was a big success. Directed by Fernando Méndez, he would later revolutionize Mexican horror with the landmark El vampiro in 1957.

From Blue Demon’s Wikipedia page:

In three of his films, Blue Demon starred as the leader of a squadron of masked superheroes known as Los Campeones Justicieros (The Champions of Justice). Membership in the Champions included such legendary Mexican wrestling figures as Blue Demon, Mil Máscaras, Tinieblas, Rayo de Jalisco, El Medico Asesino, El Fantasma Blanco, El Avispon Escarlata and Superzan.

Before The Avengers, there was a time when masked wrestlers starred in movies that had them beat up demons and devils and lifted rocks to smash monsters. It was awesome, and I’m afraid in our cynical, too-serious mindsets we just can’t enjoy these stupid pleasures anymore. Even our superheroes brood too much today.

But about the cinematic eye, even the camera movement in those days didn’t take full advantage. That’s what makes Lucha Underground so exciting, it’s a weird blend of classic Mexican cinema with post-MTV reality style, faux cinema verite. These old formulas have been crafted to create something new, and that’s Lucha Underground.

Enough with the history lesson. Enjoy the clip and tune in to Lucha Underground tonight at 11 pm EST/8 pm PST. Check your local listings for El Rey Network.

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CM Punk, a.k.a Phil Brooks if you want to call him that and get punched in the face, has just appeared in his first official UFC photoshoot. In case you’re wondering what it looks like when a former WWE Champion puts on UFC gloves and isn’t Brock Lesnar, you now have an answer.

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This guy also wrote a Thor comic for Marvel this year. Let’s not forget that.

Longtime fans will notice how the shorts are something of a callback to his time in Ring of Honor, much like his use of Living Colour’s “Cult of Personality” in his later WWE years.

As of now there are no definite dates or opponents for CM Punk. In this recent interview with Fox Sports:

FSW: What month did you start here? December?

 

PUNK: No, I started here in January. In my mind, I’m shooting for the end of the year (to make my UFC debut). So, October at the earliest, December the latest. If they tell me I’m a whiz kid after six months and they think I’m ready; it might be earlier and it might be later, I don’t know. I know that’s a very vague answer, but I’m taking this extremely seriously.

For the wrestling fans of Geekscape, the interview also dealt with his current relationship with his last passion.

FSW: Since Jan. 2014, speaking of TV, how much WWE programming have you watched?

 

PUNK: None. I don’t watch wrestling anymore. I’ve tried to, but I have an aversion to it. You do something like that for however many years I did it, and it’s like a lifetime. I’ve seen enough.

 

FSW: How does that work with your wife (WWE’s A.J. Lee) still doing it? Does she tell you about it, given that you don’t want to watch it? Or do you watch her stuff?

 

PUNK: I will, yeah, I will watch her stuff. Chances are she’ll only tell me to watch when she’s excited about something. But, yeah, it’s my wife, she’s a grown-ass woman, she can do what she needs to.

 

FSW: No NXT for you then?

 

PUNK: No, no. I lived it.

Excited to see CM Punk duke it out in the UFC? I am. Let us know if you are in the comments. And if you miss CM Punk in the WWE like I do, well, we can always watch this again.

This is a wrestling packed episode. Brian Soscia is a former indie wrestler (who’s tag team The Legendary Trio of Chick Magnets is being inducted into the Right Coast Pro Hall of Fame. He’s also a DJ on Philadelphia’s Mix 106.1. Matt and Brian discuss indie wrestling, WWE, Wrestlemania, Roman Reigns, giving Daniel Bryan a ride to Ring of Honor, interviewing wrestlers on the radio and dealing with hip-hop producer/rapper’s egos behind the scenes.

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I’ve been something of an admirer of filmmaker and internet personality Max Landis, though he’d probably hate the very use of the label “internet personality.” The Chronicle screenwriter put the internet on notice a few years ago with his hilarious explanation of the infamous Superman comic, “The Death of Superman” from 1992. Combining low-budget filmmaking with sharp humor and the surprising involvement of noted celebrities, it was something of an internet hit and has found replay life in late-night drinking sessions with some of my bros.

A noted pro wrestling fan, Max Landis has been hard at work giving a particular moment in WWE the same treatment he did for Superman. It’s become a big enough project that, on Twitter, he’s often claimed it as his next motion picture. He even held a screening for it in Los Angeles not too long ago.

And now, it’s online.

It’s a lengthy video — just under 25 minutes — so I’ll have to give my full comments in an edit of this very post later today or tomorrow. But honestly, I don’t even think my two cents are necessary. Giving my thoughts kind of defeat the purpose of what this video is for, I’d just be adding to the noise.

For both pro wrestling fans and people who are into the more obscure, bizarre corners of pop culture examined with a critical eye, this is Christmas come early.

On a personal note, I grew up watching WWE around this particular era Lanids examines, so to say I’m interested is an understatement.

Enjoy your spring break watching this hungover on your bed next to someone you regret. I’ll still be at work.

While the majority of the world is currently watching the 87th Academy Awards, a significant portion is also watching the WWE Fastlane pay-per-view. Announced at this inaugural event: Sting vs. Triple H at WWE WrestleMania in March.

Although kind of expected going in to Fastlane, a segment devoted to Triple H confronting Sting made it official.

It’s exciting. Nicknamed “The Icon” for his work in Ted Turner’s WCW during their heyday (and now known as “The Vigilante,” because of The Crow, I guess?), Sting long avoided going to the WWE and still managed to maintain his status as one of the biggest names in professional wrestling despite never dancing in the House of McMahon. That all changed as he slowly made his way into the WWE, after appearing at San Diego Comic-Con last summer and becoming an official character in the WWE 2K14 video game.

I will admit that the segment itself at Fastlane was kind of bland. Granted, I was distracted with the Academy Awards on my television (WWE Network was a tab on my laptop), but I still felt compelled to watch the Oscars and not, you know, the god damn Icon staring down Triple H. I’ll be all eyes and ears at WrestleMania though.

Excited for Sting’s first WWE match? Or do you want Triple H to Pedigree him out of the company? Share us your thoughts!

UPDATE: Clearly the video was not meant to be shared publicly and has been moved to unlisted, and YouTube urges to “[b]e considerate and think twice before sharing.” OK THOUGHT ABOUT IT STILL SHARING.

We try to avoid click-baity or “viral” content at Geekscape (even though that’s probably the key to success now, RIP internet journalism). That said, I cannot ignore some of the more absurd, amazing things that do happen in this wacky, beautiful Earth. Like the WWE posting a YouTube video that is entirely zoomed in on CM Punk’s rear, for instance.

To catch you up to speed: On the Art of Wrestling podcast last November, former WWE wrestler and current UFC padawan CM Punk talked about having a staph infection completely ignored by WWE physician Dr. Amann. Because doctors have something called a “reputation” to maintain, Dr. Amann has filed a defamtion lawsuit and is seeking damages somewhere in the ballpark of a million. (Source.)

Never mind the absurdity of a MILLION DOLLAR lawsuit over things said on an internet podcast — I can understand that CM Punk’s appearance was a popular episode, but a million?! — the WWE have chosen to stand with Amann and released this wonderful gem of a video. For the CM Punk fans who love him in a way that I absolutely do not, this is your Fifty Shades.

From UPROXX:

In light of CM Punk’s allegations regarding WWE’s medical staff and the subsequent defamation lawsuit filed by Dr. Amann against CM Punk, WWE continues to have the utmost confidence in the ability and expertise of our world-class team of physicians, including Dr. Amann.

 

CM Punk claimed this past November that during the Royal Rumble pay-per-view event on January 26, 2014 he performed with a baseball-sized, purple lump on his back located near the waistband of his tights.

 

WWE’s investigation has shown the following:

 

– CM Punk did not discuss this alleged condition with WWE’s team of physicians and trainers, nor did he discuss it with anyone in our Talent Relations department.
– Subsequently, WWE has no medical records documenting this alleged condition.
– The first time WWE was made aware of this alleged condition was when we received a letter from CM Punk’s attorney on August 22, 2014 after WWE terminated his contract.
– There is clear video evidence from the 2014 Royal Rumble, which allows all to decide whether there is any appearance of a baseball-sized growth on CM Punk’s back.

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My absolute favorite part about this whole thing isn’t that it’s CM Punk’s jiu-jitsu-toned ass, it’s that the video is plainly titled “Royal Rumble Match: WWE Royal Rumble 2014.” An unsuspecting fan just trying to watch clips of last year’s match and sees the official WWE YouTube account posted this only to be greeted to AJ Lee’s husband’s bum is about the funniest thing I could imagine.

Like, a powerful executive of a publicly-traded company ORDERED this video to be made. With clear instructions. “Butt! Show his butt! Zoom in on his butt!” I want to talk to the editor of this and buy them a coffee or something. He or she deserves it.

The collective “FINALLY!” you just heard from several co-workers, friends, and roommates is because the WWE have just announced that the legendary “Macho Man” Randy Savage will be the first name for the 2015 WWE Hall of Fame. The formal announcement will be made tonight on WWE RAW.

From WWE.com:

A live report on WWE Network by Scott Stanford confirmed that inducting “Macho Man” into the Hall would be none other than the other half of The Mega Powers, Hulk Hogan.

 

One of the most colorful characters and most popular Superstars in WWE history, fans worldwide have been clamoring for Savage’s induction since the hallowed Hall opened its doors. Even WWE Hall of Famer “Stone Cold” Steve Austin broached the topic in his must-see live podcast on WWE Network with Mr. McMahon just weeks ago. The WWE Chairman said that Savage would “definitely” take his place in the Hall of Fame, though he did not indicate when.

 

A former two-time WWE Champion, Intercontinental Champion and WCW Champion, the late “Macho Man” also took part in what is considered one of the greatest matches in sports-entertainment history when he battled Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat at WrestleMania III.

 

The 2015 WWE Hall of Fame induction ceremony takes place on Saturday March 28, the night before WrestleMania 31, at San Jose’s SAP Center. Tickets for the event go on sale this Saturday at 1 p.m. ET/10 a.m. PT.

It’s almost strange that Randy Savage isn’t already in the Hall of Fame. The way he is revered to this day by colleagues, fans, and WWE’s marketing team would make you think he has already been immortalized. The younger members of the WWE Universe certainly know of him, if they play WWE video games, play with WWE toys, and watch his classic matches on home video collections or the WWE Network. His matches against Hulk Hogan and his battle against Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat for the Intercontinental Championship at WrestleMania III are the stories that make an icon. While Savage was known for regularly planning out matches ahead of time, he was so nervous about his WrestleMania match with Ricky Steamboat that they rehearsed the whole thing move-for-move in hotel rooms for months. Whether you think planning ahead or making up as you go is a good thing or bad thing in pro wrestling (and yes, it is an actual thing), you can’t deny Savage’s dedication to his craft.

This Hall of Fame announcement is less excitement and more relief that it’s about damn time.

In addition to rocking the wrestling ring, Randy Savage also lent his presence to the big and small screens, playing the evil wrestler Bonesaw in 2002’s Spider-Man and a thug in the 2008 Disney animated movie Bolt. He also lent his voice for TV animation like Dexter’s Laboratory, Duck DodgersKing of the Hill, and Family Guy. Of course, who could forget his time as the Slim Jim spokesman?

Everyone knew “OH YEAH!” after these, whether they were wrestling fans or not.

Randy Savage passed away from an automobile accident in 2011, breaking the hearts of fans across the world. His Hall of Fame induction is just the seal to his untouchable immortality.

Congratulations to Randy Savage’s family. We still miss him.

Sports stars and comic book superheroes are larger-than-life heroes, reminiscent of legendary Greek myth. They appear as supreme beings who rise above the common man, and they can inspire us to be our best even when they themselves often tend to be the worst. (Fuck you, Ray Rice.) Professional wrestling takes this aspect of sports and blows it up to insane proportions. So it was only natural we come full circle and transform them back into ancient warriors, right? Right? Or am I just high?

From UPROXX, WWE Immortals is an upcoming mobile game for iOS and Android on January 15th. Developed by Mortal Kombat‘s NetherRealm Studios, it appropriately has a modern Mortal Kombat or Injustice: Gods Among Us vibe that I’m totally digging. Yet, it is not coming out on PC, Xbox One, Ps4, or the Wii U, and when you see the promotional art you will wonder why the hell not.

First, check out John Cena who is practically cosplaying as Superman. We’ve gone so far past joking John Cena as being Superman that at this point he just straight up is. He even has is hokey OK sign in a diamond pattern on his chest!

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Now check out the other guys! Sheamus as a Celtic barbarian, Big Show as, uh, another barbarian, the Bella Twins with differing breast sizes as a Kitana/Milana-type duo. I’m dying to see what Daniel Bryan looks like.

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Honestly? I would be all over this game if it weren’t mobile. With this kind of detail and imagination, it is criminal it isn’t on home consoles or PC. Modern fighting games are a mixed bag, but if there’s anything to dig about them today it’s the outrageous costume aesthetics. “Epic” is an overused word but applied to fighting games and the absurdity just makes me smile.

Want proof? Check out The Rock and Brock Lesnar — could they be the final bosses? (Nah, maybe that would most likely be Vince McMahon.) They look at possessed golems. Hell, Brock Lesnar, who was an inspiration for the titans of Attack on Titan, just straight-up looks like a titan here!

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Damn it, do you know how amazing CM Punk would have looked? That dude could have been a punk rock ninja. Fuck it, I’m still buying this game.

As you may have already heard, former WWE Superstar and disgruntled professional CM Punk will be joining the UFC in his debut match in 2015. While CM Punk isn’t the first professional wrestler to step inside the octagon, his history and personality are unlike anything the world of MMA has seen. He made this announcement last night at UFC 181.

After the announcement, Jason David Frank threw his name into the possible list of candidates. The internet has been abuzz over the possibility of seeing Frank — an iconic TV superhero from their childhood turned MMA fighter and Comic-Con staple — fight CM Punk, pro wrestling revolutionary who walked away from an illustrious career.

I tried to avoid writing about this story because of the absurdity and, let’s be honest, complete unlikeliness to occur, but something I read on Fox Sports completely changed my tune.

From Fox Sports:

UFC president Dana White stated on Saturday night that Brooks’ first fight will come against someone with equal footing in the fight game, most likely a fighter with one or two professional fights on their record.

Could CM Punk actually fight Jason David Frank in the UFC?

Let’s back up.

Who is Jason David Frank?

Jason David Frank practiced martial arts since childhood, and at 18 he used those talents to star in TV’s Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers on the FOX Kids network. He was the central character to the defining five-part episode, “Green With Evil” that introduced the evil Green Ranger, which I think alone cemented Power Rangers as the ’90s icon as it is fondly remembered today.

He had his own unique costume. He had his own unique weapon. He had his own unique giant robot. He had his own unique theme song. Twice.

Kids loved Power Rangers because of Tommy, and it was because of Tommy they loved Power Rangers. It was a feedback phenomenon that fueled each other to become the great merchandise machine of the early ’90s. But at the cusp of that success in season two, the Tommy character was to be written off. Jason David Frank was set to star in a brand-new series from Saban Entertainment, tentatively titled Cybertron. An adaptation of the Japanese series Metalder, the show was primed for Frank to star as a solo act. It was also to star in a minor role, I’m not kidding, Jamie Kennedy.

This is noteworthy because this was 1994, and not 2014 when you can influence consumer products with a single hashtag. In 1994, parents called in by the truckload, by the sheer thousands on behalf of their kids to keep Tommy on the show. The plans were quickly changed, with Tommy later becoming the equally iconic White Ranger and actor Brad Hawkins taking over Jason David Frank’s departed role. (Cybertron would later be retooled as VR Troopers, which at this time you can watch in its entirety on Netflix.) Frank did a total of five and a half seasons of Power Rangers, plus two Hollywood movies and two direct-to-video instructional karate videos that all kids had, all under the Power Rangers banner.

For a generation, he was a superhero.

In later years, Jason David Frank started his own chain of martial arts schools, Rising Sun Karate, across the country. In 2003, he was inducted into the World Karate Union Hall of Fame. By 2010, Frank would go on to a buzzworthy MMA career, with an undefeated amateur record at 4-0 and a professional record of 1-0. That is impressive, considering MMA did not become both the refined sport and phenomenon it is now until well into the mid-’00s. But after 2011, Frank was comfortable traveling to comic book conventions, selling off his name to 8×10’s, DVDs, and whatever new anniversary-edition toys Bandai releases. That’s not a knock on him: His age caught up with him, and if he can still maintain an undefeated record but still make a comfortable living selling his image, that’s not a bad business plan. Also, I know he’s well off because one look at his very active social media will tell you that.

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Currently, Jason David Frank continues to operate his martial arts schools, has a YouTube reality series My Morphin’ Life (yes, really), and travels frequently visiting fans at conventions. He’s a mainstay at the Wizard World convention circuit, where he once met the man named CM Punk.

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CM Punk and Jason David Frank in 2012.

Who is CM Punk?

CM Punk, real name Phil Brooks, is a former professional wrestler who started in the backyards of Chicago to headlining sold-out arenas worldwide. He gained notoriety and crossover appeal — the first for pro wrestling since the days of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin — for letting his true feelings known about his employers on a crazy Monday night in June 2011. Disgruntled about his place in the hierarchy, CM Punk took a live microphone and unleashed a barrage of harsh words, “a lifetime’s worth of frustration” to a live audience in Las Vegas.

He would later hold the WWE Championship for an unprecedented 434 days. I was there for night one in Madison Square Garden.

For one moment, CM Punk defined a wrestling generation.

For a generation, CM Punk started a revolution.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ms0DFxpptk

For the less-familiar it might come off like a guy who is just sour he wasn’t the star he thought he was, but longtime fans know how deserving CM Punk was at that time. He was legitimately the people’s choice, and the WWE refused to let that happen until Punk began to speak. Years removed and you will find people’s opinions change. Such is the inevitability of these things. The WWE-produced 2012 documentary, CM Punk: Best in the World, is required viewing (it’s pretty great) and will give you a complete understanding of who CM Punk is and was.

But just know: For a generation, Punk was a revolution.

In January 2014, CM Punk left the WWE without warning. He opened up his feelings about this in a much-talked about recently episode of Colt Cabana’s (also a friend and former WWE Superstar) Art of Wrestling podcast.

https://soundcloud.com/coltcabana/aow-226-cm-punk

Since leaving the WWE and the pro wrestling industry, CM Punk married, worked with Chris Hardwick’s The Nerdist, and is set to make his Marvel Comics writing debut with Thor Annual #1 early next year. Fans noted how happy and cheerful he was in these environments compared to the grouch he was during his time in the WWE.

And yes, CM Punk does have legitimate fight training. He is close friends with the Gracie family, the name in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. He trained with them on and off during his wrestling career, and almost non-stop since he retired. Has he ever fought an MMA-sanctioned match? No. But I wouldn’t underestimate him either.

After making a second appearance on Colt Cabana’s Art of Wrestling, any potential of CM Punk returning to the WWE went from slim to now near impossible. And if you were to ask him, CM Punk probably wouldn’t mind. This past Sunday night, CM Punk showed up at UFC 181 to make his announcement.

Will CM Punk vs. Jason David Frank happen?

Nah.

Probably not.

For the last year and a half, Jason David Frank has egged CM Punk into fighting under MMA rules ever since some fans decided to make that dumb connection at Wizard World.

We are at a point, culturally, where worlds colliding happen more than ever by absurd circumstances. I remember in the early ’00s distinctly how much people blew up when Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Madonna performed at the MTV VMAs. Not that that was a pinnacle moment in our pop culture, but in the last decade we have gotten used to seeing strange bedfellows.

Jay and Silent Bob attended Degrassi. Freddy fought Jason. James Bond escorted the Queen to the Olympics. The fucking Avengers. The professional wrestling world above all, even more than comic book fans, should be used to these things. From the Invasion storyline of 2001 (where WCW and ECW wrestlers waged war with then-WWF stars, to mediocre results) to the Big Show fighting Floyd Mayweather Jr., it is now just kind of a thing to happen. People attending comic book conventions are used to fighting games which almost always feature a crossover character, so of course someone would bring up Jason David Frank fighting CM Punk like as if life was a video game. It’s not, but don’t tell them that.

Jason David Frank has milked the buzz for as long as he could. You could say it’s Jason David Frank trying raise his own stock — and again, I wouldn’t fault him for it, if I were him I totally, 100% would. He’s done everything from posting photoshops made by fans to creating his own ripoff t-shirts.

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Weirdly, Frank’s efforts may have paid off. After reminding his 600,000+ Facebook followers, 98,000+ Instagram followers and however many watch his YouTube show about his desire to fight Punk for over a year and a half, it hit a fever pitch starting last night when Punk announced his intentions to step into the UFC octagon. As of now, social media is buzzing about the potential (I say that word cautiously) bout. People are actually picking up on the story now.

But will it ever be a story?

CM Punk, since meeting Frank at Wizard World, has largely ignored Frank’s taps on his shoulders. Beyond the Wizard World comment of “Yeah, sure, why not?” when asked if he’d fight Frank, there has been nothing but silence. No acknowledgement, no reference, no funny tweets. Speculatively, CM Punk simply does not see Jason David Frank as a legitimate competitor. Is it age? Is it Power Rangers? Is it fight experience?

The whole of UFC is eyeing CM Punk, thinking he isn’t one either. Once again, MMA has a wrassler who thinks he can fight. While Brock Lesnar bore the brunt of the “wrestlers can’t fight” paradigm and nearly shifted that whole by himself, there are still a lot of doubters against Punk. Many believe that he never earned his UFC slot, no matter how big his profile. But since the impossible has happened, he now needs a competitor on his level. And, despite odds, I don’t think Jason David Frank is that guy.

Jason David Frank’s MMA background more than qualifies him for a UFC debut alongside CM Punk, and decades of martial arts experience to prove otherwise, but people simply can’t get over the Power Rangers thing. Power Rangers occupies such a weird fucking place in our culture that the mere mention of it can spook people silly. I recall speaking to several Power Rangers actors at Power MorphiCon this year, and they told me about their struggle of finding work after the show when casting directors see it listed on their resume. Jason David Frank milks his Power Rangers past to financial benefit, but it may have killed his chances at earning legitimacy in the world of combat sports.

It’s unfair, for him and maybe for many of his fans, but I do not believe the UFC would like the absurdity of a TV actor fighting a wrestler in their arena. No matter their legitimate fight experience, Dana White isn’t the kind of guy to bill a fight purely for the LOLs. It sounds harsh, and as a fan of pro wrestling, martial arts, and yes, Power Rangers, I also know that Dana White is not a circus promoter.

So nah. It probably won’t happen.

I eagerly look forward to CM Punk’s first UFC fight next year and seeing Jason David Frank at Comic-Con.

As the WWE Network struggles to cement its audience, arguably its biggest competitor and the internet’s favorite wrestling federation New Japan Pro Wrestling have launched their own WWE Network-style streaming service. Enter: NJPW World!

From NJPW World:

NJPW and TV Asahi jointlt started the VIDEO Streaming Service, named NJPW World, as from Dec. 1 !
Many Exciting Matches from the old time. like Inoki vs Hogan, Inoki vs Andre The Giant … Stan Hansen, B.V.Vader, Fujinami Choshu … to the recent ones are available, with the prive Yen 999 / month !

A monthly subscription costs 999 yen, or roughly $8.40 a month. Compared to the WWE Network always touting $9.99, that has gotta hurt.

NJPW is very popular with wrestling fans outside Japan (and their sheer numbers can be attributed solely to the internet, they would not have this reach in the tape-trading days of the ’90s), but owner Takaaki Kidani was still “blown away” by the number of foreign subscribers, according to 411mani via The Wrestling Observer. Because of this, an English-language version of the site may launch sooner than later.

It is entirely fascinating how much NJPW has become a legitimate competitor to the WWE in recent years. With TNA Impact Wrestling leaving the well-known Spike for the lesser Destination America, there is no wrestling organization that can go toe-to-toe with WWE. And yes, there is that spin that WWE does not consider other wrestling federations their competitor, it’s other TV shows. Which is just weird. I get it, WWE has characters going on journeys, but other TV shows have seasons and character arcs. WWE Superstars have feuds that mysteriously end. Disgruntled with the product, many wrestling fans have taken to New Japan Pro Wrestling, because even the indie federations just don’t satisfy like they used to. And let’s be honest, the golden age of the indies were in the mid-’00s when everyone rocked at Ring of Honor.

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Tommy Avallone is one of my most frequent guests, he appeared back in Episode 1 but he hasn’t been on for over a year. Tommy’s film I Am Santa Claus is now available on DVD and Blu-Ray and will be on Netflix November 25th. It was great going into Philly and talking to Tommy about the movie, Santa Claus and wrestling.

The song during the intro is We’re All Theme Parks by Team Goldie.

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I met CM Punk at the first, and last I recall only Wizard World in New York City last year. I always heard he was a bit of a grump, and should you encounter him at a Chicago Blackhawks game with his wife he’ll for damn sure give you the cold shoulder. But at Wizard World, where you pay obscene dollars to have TV stars smile at you for five minutes, he couldn’t have been nicer while I rambled why being straight-edge in high school allowed me to graduate with honors. Cool guy.

But before that, of course I’ve seen him wrestle for years on television, and a few times in person (WrestleMania 29!), so yeah, I’m a fan. I was delighted to learn that he has more or less found a new career after infamously walking out of pro wrestling for good: Comic book author! He might be a millionaire, but the guy has to still pay the bills.

In February, CM Punk (real name Phil Brooks) will kick (your head in!) start his career in comics with “Thor Annual #1.” His story will be of an early, younger Thor, when he was brash and arrogant and wanted to prove to the world he had what his takes. I wonder where he’s getting this character from?

From Marvel.com:

So the idea was, let’s do a story about young Thor as kind of a brash, bratty teenager who’s like, “I’m totally worthy of this hammer. My dad’s full of [expletive]. I don’t know why I’m not ‘worthy’ of the hammer. Look at all this cool stuff I did.” And it’s more or less like a drinking story. He’s gonna be sitting around with a few choice characters from the Marvel Universe, and they’re all gonna be drinking, and Thor’s gonna basically be complaining about essentially why his dad won’t give him the keys to the car.

It’s no secret CM Punk is a nerd in cool guy’s clothing. But in the aftermath of his tiff with WWE, fans were left to wonder what their favorite grappler would be doing. I thought he would fade into obscurity and lead a quiet life, going to Cubs games, train in jiu-jitsu with the Gracies, and do fun stuff for Chris Hardwick’s The Nerdist every blue moon. Comic book writing? That’s a damn near perfect fit.

I’m happy for the guy. Yes, he was my favorite pro wrestler, but when you’ve lost your passion for what you do, fucking quit that shit. Especially with something as dangerous as pro wrestling. When your head isn’t in the game, you not only perform to a lower standard, you’re also a liability and a danger to who you work with. CM Punk leaving means someone might not be paralyzed right about now.

The man has burned a lot of bridges in the world of pro wrestling, so even if he wanted to come back, he probably wouldn’t be welcome. Even Chris Jericho can’t get a single text message from him. So the nerd-friendly world of comic books is not only a great next step, but a logical one.

“Thor Annual #1” releases in February 2015. Other star writers are attached to the title, but I’m confident none of them have told off Vince McMahon like he has.

If you’re unfamiliar with the man they call CM Punk, see why he made such a splash a few years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2JC8saqnEA

Live from Stan Lee’s Comikaze Expo, our very first LIVE Geekscape from a comic convention! And we’ve got a great one! Chris Gore, ex-WWE Diva Katarina Waters and pro wrestler Christopher Daniels join us on stage to talk about Batman VS Superman, Marvel Phase 3, if Gotham is worth watching and much much more! Is DC and WB just reacting to Marvel’s cinematic universe or is there a plan? How could it work? Are they saturating the market and is there an end in sight? Also, Christopher Daniels gets confused for a major comic book professional!

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Hailing from North Vancouver, twin sisters Sylvia Soska and Jen Soska are carving out their names as rule-breakers in the horror movie genre. Raised by ’80s slashers, X-Men comic books, and pro wrestling, the Soskas are among the few to represent the next generation of scary movie storytellers. Their first feature, the hilariously-titled Dead Hooker in a Trunk, was a super indie grindhouse film that got them the props of horror masters like Eli Roth. The Twisted Twins, as they call themselves, are now challenging for the belt as they prepare to unleash their first studio film, See No Evil 2, from WWE Studios and Lionsgate.

In the overwhelmingly male-dominated movie industry, it’s always exhilarating to see cool, badass women take charge to create movies and art we all can enjoy. And that’s just who the Soskas are: cool, badass women.

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You two are some of the more prominent names in genre horror, especially given that you are women in an (unfortunately) male-dominated field. Have there been any obstacles you’ve faced that maybe your peers haven’t had to?

Sylvia: There is constantly, every day, from when I very first started to now, and I think it’s a lack of education about women’s roles within film. I’m not sure if you’re familiar with Alice Guy-Blaché but she was the very first director of fiction cinema. But because it’s just such a male-dominated industry, a lot of her work was connoted with her male partners. Because they were all, oh, a women couldn’t possibly do this, but she was actually the one who opened the Solax company on the east coast, the only company to rival Hollywood and she did over seven hundred films.

Whoa.

Sylvia: She was kind of a role model for me. Like, if she could do it, I could do it.

Jen: Absolutely people look at our work differently. We’re four feature films in and dozens of shorts and people are still thinking, “Oh, do you think the Soskas going to be directors?” By that definition we are working directors. Although when somebody doesn’t like our films, the review slams us and not slamming the film. They’ll go into very personal details just attacking us. It’s like being in high school.

Sylvia: But it’s nice to stir up that kind of passion in people. I read a review yesterday that said we were disgusting and that we were ruining horror. I didn’t know I had so much power. Fuck yeah!

You made a name for yourselves for making Dead Hooker in a Truck for less than three grand, and you’re frequently cited in DIY filmmaking discussions. How do you feel about being examples for aspiring film students wanting to make their art?

Jen: It’s absolutely an honor, and if it wasn’t for directors like Robert Rodriguez we weren’t be where we are today. I owe huge amounts to Jason Eisner and his Hobo With a ShotgunWe dropped out of film school and we were going to see Grindhouse over and over again, because seeing the film that you love is really the best education. And we walked out one day and I said, “So, Dead Hooker in a Trunk?” And [Syl’s] like, “Dude, what the hell is that?” I said, “That’s our movie. We’re gonna make a movie called Dead Hooker in a Trunk.” And we didn’t have any movie up until then.

Actually, Syl and I are super active. If a student approaches us — and they [usually] write, “I know you’re too busy, I’m never going to hear back from you” — we always respond to those emails because you need to take a chance. In this industry, either you sit there and wait for it to happen for you, and it may or it may not and it likely won’t, or you can take the initiative. And you need that independent fighting filmmaking spirit, even when you go up into the studio system.

Sylvia: And it’s so important to pay it forward. The reason Jen and I were able to move this forward as we did is because other people supported us. When Dead Hooker in a Trunk came out, we would send it to festivals and they would reject it on title alone. And because it was so inspired by the multi-collaborative Grindhouse, we sent the trailer to every single director involved with that. Two days later Eli Roth got back to us and he said, “This is amazing, send me the movie.” After that, he started mentioning us in interviews. All of a sudden, festivals were like, “Oh, what’s that movie you sent to us? We were really excited about playing it!”

That’s why we always seek out independent films before they’re released, and if they’re good we try to help set them up with distribution. If they’re open to it, we’ll give them notes and advice on where we find there’s some challenges where the film can be improved in ways that don’t cost money or reshoots. And we tell people about it! Because it’s the very least that we can do.

Jen: But it’s not because we’re nice people. Selfishly, we just want to see really cool movies being made.

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Photo: Twisted Twins Productions on Facebook

How different was making See No Evil 2, a studio film, as opposed to your previous independent works? Did you have more freedom or more red tape?

Sylvia: It’s so funny, there is so, so much more freedom. Dead Hooker in a Trunk was INDIE, guerilla, we-should-have-been-arrested-a-hundred-times, we-were-running-from-the-cops filmmaking. American Mary was more intermediate, but it wasn’t [with] people that usually make films like that, so there was a lot of fighting and Jen and I struggled so much to get that movie made. The only reason it did was because our parents mortgaged their house. So we have them as investors.

What?!

Sylvia: I know! Thank God mom and dad didn’t lose the house! Thank God people liked the movie! [laughs] And then everybody warned us [about the studio]. The studio is going to do this and this. I have never been more supported in our bat-shit crazy ideas. It was like, all of a sudden, I have an army behind me, and not only do they want us to do a great job, they pushed us more out of our comfort zone to do stuff we haven’t done before.

Jen: And they have the creative and financial support. Independent filmmaking is always going to be in our blood. We’ll do a couple studio movies, and then we’ll do a little guerilla-style movie that’s just with our friends dicking around. But there are some things you need money to be able to accomplish. On See No Evil 2 we got to shoot the Phantom camera, and Syl being the biggest Lars von Trier fan in the world…

Sylvia: Yup!

Jen: It’s been a huge aspiration of hers to be able to shoot with the camera. And she thought that it was going to be a big battle to get the camera because it’s about ten grand a day. And the studio? [They said] “No problem. You need this camera? We’ll take care of it. It’s yours. You’ll get it in one day? Do you just need it for one day?” It was amazing.

Photo: Twisted Twins Productions on Facebook
Photo: Twisted Twins Productions on Facebook

The first See No Evil was a surprise success, and I was personally excited to see a sequel announced. What’s different the second time around? What can we expect to see? How has the film evolved?

Sylvia: Well, it almost, to me, feels that now See No Evil is almost like a prequel of the character, Jacob Goodnight. Because the killer was really his mom, and at the end of the film he kills her. And it’s very B-horror schlock. Jennifer and I are so inspired by European cinema, and we’re very arthouse. So it’s a lot of homages to the ’80s slasher films, the movies we grew up on. And we take a lot of stereotypes and turn them on their heads. But at the same time it’s a love letter. It’s so different. It’s a great jumping off point. There are so many things we did just to define him. Before he was wearing slacks and a t-shirt. You can’t cosplay that! We need to make this guy something scary, like if I woke up in the middle of the night and saw this guy standing at the foot of my bed, I would shit myself.

Jen: It was very important to reintroduce him to not only the people that already knew and were familiar with and love Jacob Goodnight, but to a whole new array of audience. That is very much why we decided to make it like a 1980’s slasher. He has his own theme music now, he has an array of weapons, and not only does he have his own [musical onomatopoeia], he’s got a full orchestra! Different pieces of his music show up when Jacob shows up, which is just so cool.

Sylvia: And a big shout-out to the Newton Brothers that composed the hell out of this movie. They’re just absolutely fantastic.

Jen: Also, you are going to love every character in the film. I hate going into a movie and being like, “Well I never caught his name, so he’s going to die,” or “Well, he’s the black guy, so he’s done,” or “That person is definitely done.” You’re going to love the characters and if any of them survive or any of them die, it’s not going to be a very obvious set-up.

Sylvia: The first fifteen minutes are a John Hughes movie, and by the time you have feelings it turns into a hardcore horror slasher.

I am far more excited for this movie now than I was just ten minutes ago.

Jen and Sylvia: [VOLCANIC ERUPTION OF LAUGHTER]

Jen: Everyone loves John Hughes and slashers.

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Photo: Twisted Twins Productions on Facebook

I understand you grew up as hardcore pro wrestling fans. What was it like getting to direct the Big Red Monster himself, Kane? Please tell me he’s going to chokeslam somebody.

Sylvia: Oh my God! Okay. There is definitely a chokeslam in there, and it’s amazing because a lot of the cast are huge wrestling fans, and if they weren’t they have all started watching. Glenn is absolutely phenomenal. Jen has this great saying that we went in as Kane fans and we came out as Glenn Jacobs fans. He is such a fantastic gentleman. He is so, so cool to work with. Like, we started watching wrestling when the Kane storyline was introduced, so the fact that we got to work with him, it was ridiculous! We used to be 14-year-old girls sitting on the floor when they had the house shows coming through Vancouver and I would be screaming, “Oh my God! It’s Kane! It’s Kane!” And now if I want to talk to Kane, I just text him. And he’s just like, “Hey, what’s up Sylvia?”

Jen: It was incredible. Karma, instantly, for the two girls who were bullied and beaten up in high school, now all our friends are professional wrestlers. It’s incredible.

Photo: Twisted Twins Productions on Facebook
Photo: Twisted Twins Productions on Facebook

As die-hard horror fans, what is it about the genre that allows your imaginations to run wild that other genres do not?

Jen: I really attribute it to my parents who never discouraged me from the things that I loved. I didn’t think it was weird to like horror. I guess we all grew up like Addams children, playing with spiders and not like little tiny ones, but tarantulas. We just absolutely love it. There’s so much fun in horror, and you really see that when you go to the conventions and festivals, because there aren’t any romantic comedy conventions. There aren’t even any Oscar film conventions. People who love horror just wear it on their sleeve, and they’re so passionate and so nice. And it’s a cheap thrill! And psychologically, you come as close to dying and face your fears in a safe environment and come out laughing on the other side.

Sylvia: And it’s such a fun way to tell a story. You can have such highly political messages, you can make commentaries on everything. You have one foot in reality, one foot in the fantastical, and you can tackle almost anything. And you could do so much more with it because you’re not being preached at. You’re watching people being fucking murdered! It’s a thrill.

From WWE Studios and Lionsgate, See No Evil 2 is available now on Digital HD and VOD and on Blu-ray October 21!

You can keep up with the Soskas through their official website, Twisted Twins.

Check out my interview with the star of See No Evil 2, WWE superstar Kane!

He is the Big Red Monster. He is the Devil’s Favorite Demon. He is also really cool!

He is Kane, former WWE Champion, World Heavyweight Champion, ECW Champion, and the star of the new horror movie from WWE Studios and Lionsgate, See No Evil 2.

On a lazy July night in 2003, I sat down on my living room couch in a state of total boredom. I was 11-years-old and I channel surfed until I got to the start of a live WWE RAW broadcast. I used to belittle pro wrestling and thought lesser of my classmates who did, but I was so bored I thought, what the hell? Why not.

What the hell indeed. That night, I saw Kane set fire to announcer Jim Ross. I was hooked.

Arson, sadism, and the belittlement of human life wasn’t what got me into pro wrestling, but it was the spectacle, the pageantry, and the utter absurdity. I’ve been a dedicated pro wrestling fan since that day, and so it was a personal achievement that I had the opportunity to interview Glenn Jacobs, better known to WWE fans as Kane.

A veteran of the industry, Kane has been dominating the WWE ring for almost two decades, chokeslamming and piledriving poor sons of bitches straight to hell. The summer I started watching pro wrestling, Kane removed his intimidating red and black mask — a signature of his for years at that point — and unveiled an even more hideous, scarred visage underneath. It was the biggest storyline of that summer.

In 2005, Kane transferred his Monday night terror onto the big screen when he became Jacob Goodnight, the big bad of WWE Films’ first horror movie, See No EvilNow, Kane has stepped back into the shoes of Jacob Goodnight and is ready to bring the pain once again.

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You have portrayed Kane for well over a decade and you have built a career igniting fear to audiences worldwide. Including me! I was terrified of you as a kid. With your role of Jacob Goodnight added to your list of personas, what has been the most fun aspect about playing monsters?

Kane: The thing about playing monsters is you basically get to do things you can’t in real life. That’s what’s the most fun. People ask me, in wrestling, would you rather be the good guy or the bad guy? Well, I always wanna be the bad guy! There really are no rules as to what the bad guy can do. Good guys have a certain moral code they have to stand by, deep down. Even if it’s a guy like “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, who is not necessarily who you’d think as the conventional good guy, he’s still has certain things he can do and certain things he can’t do. When you’re a bad guy, you can do anything. And that’s what’s really fun.

See No Evil was an early success for WWE Studios. What’s it like to return to the Jacob Goodnight role?

Kane: It was a lot of fun, basically because I worked with such great people. I worked with the Soska twins, the rest of the cast was great, and the rest of the crew were very experienced. We shot it in Vancouver, where there’s so much going on. So, I really had a good time because of the people I was surrounded with.

The Soska twins raved about you when I spoke to them. 

Kane: They’re great, they’re awesome. I’m gonna rave about them too! [laughs]

As an actor, how different is playing Kane from Jacob Goodnight? On the surface they’re similar, but how are they different psychologically?

Kane: Kane is actually much more evil than Jacob. Because [with] Jacob, his mother controls him. Jacob is almost like an inanimate object. He’s an instrument of her. He’s her weapon. Kane is his own weapon. He loves being evil. He’s fully cognizant of what he’s doing and he glorifies it. Despite the fact that he doesn’t do as nasty things as Jacob does, that’s what makes Kane much worse. Kane is like the sort of Hannibal Lecter-ish character who is really aware of what he’s doing and is intelligent, and cognizant, and self-aware of his evil and basks in it. Whereas Jacob, really doesn’t have that much choice in what he’s doing. He’s a victim of his own circumstances.

How difficult is it for you to constantly be in the headspace of sadistic monsters? Do you do anything to relax that separates you from Kane or Jacob Goodnight?

Kane: It really isn’t that difficult, you know, for me. Because I don’t get self-absorbed into the characters at all.

Oh, wow.

Kane: Yeah, no. It’s not like, I become the character. It’s definitely a difference for me.

That’s fascinating to hear, I always hear about actors who “become their character.”

Kane: Now, granted, some of the things you do in particular, [like what I’ve done] as Kane, that stays with you for a little while. But then I think just to get my mind off of it. Just think about something else.

Photo: Twisted Twins Productions on Facebook
Photo: Twisted Twins Productions on Facebook

What influenced the look and aesthetic of Jacob Goodnight? What dictated your portrayal of him? Did you see something in a movie or in your life that you poured into Jacob?

Kane: Not really. First of all, Jacob — I think — is unique among the movie monsters. Because, yes, he’s like Jason Voorhees, yes he’s like Michael Meyers, but he’s also very different, in that those guys are forces of nature. They’re instinctual. Jacob is very emotional. Which I think comes out a lot more in See No Evil 2By the end of See No Evil, because he’s had it really rough, he’s had this terrible mother, as bad of a childhood as you could possible imagine. So by the end of See No Evil you’re like, “Aww man, I feel really bad for him.” Because it’s not his fault.

But by See No Evil 2 his mother is gone, the biggest influence of his life, so now you have a psychopath going through a psychotic breakdown on top of it, if that’s even possible. So he’s just different, and for that reason, I don’t think there’s anything I could look at. Yeah, certainly you do with Michael Meyers and Jason Voorhees, the classic slasher monsters, you certainly have that influence. Jacob never runs. Always walks. [laughs] That sort of stuff. But some of the other things, I just don’t think there’s a template for him.

Aside from being evil, you’ve also done incredibly well with comedy. During your tag team runs with the Big Show and Daniel Bryan, you showed the world that you have a funny bone. After See No Evil 2, would you like to pursue other genres? Would you ever do a comedy?

Kane: Yeah! I attribute a lot of my longevity in the WWE to the fact that I can reinvent myself. And when you look at WWE, at the guys who have been around for a long time, that’s the way it is. Even though The Undertaker has always been The Undertaker, he’s been different incarnations. He’s been different. Same with Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels changed over the years. That’s the same with me. And also the fact, of course, I’ve been surrounded by great people the whole time. But when you actually look at whatever characteristic that we share in common, it’s that versatility, that ability to reinvent ourselves.

And I think, as an actor too, you do get stale when you play the same character for a long time. Because then you’re not acting anymore. Then it becomes doing something by rote. You’re not challenged intellectually. So yeah, I would definitely love to do some other things. The horror genre is my favorite genre, because just the fact that it’s escapism, it’s fantasy. For the stuff that I’ve done anyway. But I would love to do some other things as well. Because I look forward to that challenge.

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In the pantheon of horror, from Jekyll & Hyde to Freddy Krueger, you’ve become an icon amongst pro wrestling and horror fans. How do you feel about leaving your mark on pop culture? What has been the most rewarding thing about your career in spreading fear?

Kane: [laughs] We had the premiere of See No Evil 2 out in L.A. And, as an entertainer, seriously the most rewarding thing is just when you get to see people enjoying the product. No matter what it may be. That’s why you do what you do. To bring people pleasure and to bring people enjoyment. And not just by scaring the hell out of them! [laughs] Other times it’s making them laugh. But that’s the most rewarding thing. The fact that in some way you’ve impacted people’s lives for the better. Whatever platform or venue it is, that’s why we do what we do.

See No Evil 2 is available now on VOD and Digital HD, and on Blu-ray October 21th!

Check out my interview with the directors of See No Evil 2, the “Twisted Twins” Jen and Sylvia Soska!

As the first full WWE game to be developed under the 2K name AND to hit current gen consoles, fans have high hopes for the upcoming WWE 2K15. While we’ve only had roster reveals up to this point, (including the surreal addition of WCW icon, Sting), we have yet to see what the game will look like, until now.

While these shots are from a game that’s still in progress, word is that these were taken through the in-game engine, which would be beyond impressive if they are. The definition and detail coming off of Cena and Orton looks like they’re in the middle of their latest televised showdown on the WWE Network, (which is only $9.99 a month), so much so that the baby oil and tanner is almost oozing off of the screen.

Then again, game companies have a history of presenting images that don’t come close to representing the end product that actually ends up in our hands, (Watch Dogs and Killzone 2, anyone?) Yet, I’m optimistic about the next outing in the WWE series of games, especially since it’s being promised that the screens are in engine footage. With the official announcement of the My Career and WWE Rivalries modes, (the former being current gen exclusive), it’s safe to say that we’ll have plenty of time to oggle the models. That is, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Who else is ready to step back into the squared circle? WWE 2K15 is set for an October release date on the Playstation and Xbox family of consoles in both the standard and Hulkamania edition, with all sorts of goodies that will make you take your vitamins and say your prayers. Whatchu gonna do!?

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Lily LeDeux is a professional cosplayer as well as a Paul Heyman Girl. You know what that means… wrestling talk! Lily talks about what got her into CosPlay, making her own costumes and what it takes to be a Paul Heyman girl. Check out Lily in the Ashen Phoenix 2015 cos-play calendar.

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Only on Weekends came over last month to record an episode that I’ve been sitting on waiting for their record release party next friday. I tell you this because we definitely talk about Wrestlemania XXX predictions (which was about 2 months ago). Only on Weekends is one of my favorite local bands so I was thrilled to have them on the show finally! Enjoy and check out their Facebook and Bandcamp.

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Two strangers forced into interaction at the airport never leads to anything pleasant. Meet Me There, the self described ‘art house horror film’ from director Lex Lybrand and writers Brandon Stroud and Destiny Talley, kicks off with the discomfort and anxiety dials set high, and gradually cranks them to 11 until the closing credits.

Ada, played by newcomer Lisa Friedich, suffers from a number of sexual dysfunctions, which her therapist suggests may stem from a blocked childhood trauma. Her boyfriend Calvin (Michael Foulk) offers to take her back to her hometown to look for answers.

The premise is a simple and uncomfortably honest one. The resolution is not so simple- it is, after all, a horror movie- as Ada and Calvin search for the truth in a small town drowning in religion.

Meet Me There thrives by knowing exactly what it is: a tension piece more concerned with tone then plot. In the chaos that follows Ada’s return home, we’re treated to escalating insanity but very few answers as to what or why. It’s actually a refreshing approach, as if writers Stroud and Talley heard audiences collectively saying ‘don’t show us the monster!’ at screenings of countless other horror films, took pity, and tossed us in the deep end. Once the credits rolled, I had more questions than answers, which only added to the disturbing aura of the rural Oklahoma town that the movie explores.

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The highlights of the film are easily Friedich’s Ada, and Dustin Runnels’ sinister performance of Preacher Woodward. Runnels’ portrayal of the small town preacher gives a dark cloud of tragedy, adding a lot of weight to what could be a one note ‘creepy Jesus guy’ character, and it’s obvious that once Runnels retires from his day job of being professional wrestling legend Goldust, he’s got plenty of options.

Lisa Friedich is a stand out new addition to the pantheon of young scream queens: a raw and understated hipster Ellen Ripley that commands the camera.

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The movie isn’t without its flaws. There are some pacing issues with scenes that don’t push the action forward. Boyfriend Calvin doesn’t have a lot to do beyond remind us that things are ‘pretty messed up,’ which the story does a good job of not letting us forget on its own. Meet Me There could have easily been a solo adventure for it’s heroine.

Lybrand has a tendency to keep the camera tight and close, which is often helpful in communicating the idea of the world closing in on Ada, but as a result, he limits the tools in his story telling kit by not allowing the camera to open up the world for the audience. For instance, at one point in the third act, our heroes on the run stumble across something in the woods, react in fear and disgust, but we the audience don’t get a solid idea as to what it is they’re reacting to, or where it is in the physical world of the film.

Regardless, Lybrand is a natural with mood and tone, and the screenwriting team isn’t afraid of exploring high stakes personal territory. Horror movies aren’t much without their subtext, and the relationship between abuse and religious suppression is a bold direction to take for a bold debut that’s worth seeking out. Combined with Friedich’s natural charisma, the sky is obviously the limit for how far the four horsemen behind Meet Me There can evolve and grow for future projects.

If you’ve been following Geekscape on Twitter and Facebook (and now on Youtube with GeekscapeTV!), then you’ve no doubt watched the sizzle reel for our Geekscape original series ‘Paul London: Hero of the Prophecy’. The idea came from my brother Paul, who thought it would be fun to do something Buck Rogers-ish for one of his wrestling photo shoots. He, Graham Douglas and his former tag partner Brian Kendrick went up to Griffith Park one day and shot some ridiculous promotional photos. When I saw them I thought he had lost his mind. Wrestling fans would never go for this… but geeks just might (I’m pretty sure I was wrong about the wrestling fans, who so far love it, but was right about the geeks!).

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That’s Graham on the left… as ‘Finnegan’ for the first time!

I suggested to Paul that he get together with William Bibbiani and write up an idea for a webisode script. What William wrote is still one of the favorite things I’ve ever read… but it was too expensive. There was no way we could shoot it. Part of that was my fault. I told them to just go nuts, but as my producing partner Georg Kallert and I started to meet with people about what was now called ‘Paul London: Hero of the Prophecy’ it became clear that to make this series properly, with great wrestling and semi-passable 80s effects, it was going to take some money. Several doors were closed in our faces. It was a depressing time.

Ultimately, we decided to shoot the sizzle that you now see below on GeekscapeTV. Georg, William, Paul and I wrote something that we could afford from scratch, something that we could present to TV Networks and show them in a modest way what the show could be, especially the 80s nostalgic tone (and of course… the wrestling!). It wasn’t easy, as William had some hilarious ideas and I had trouble figuring out what we could afford to shoot in 3 days. Finally Paul, Georg, Graham, William and some of our friends (Brian Gilmore, Marisha Ray, Yuri Lowenthal, Nick Gregorio, Jason Trost, Kari Lane and Mr. Doug Jones) spent a few days shooting it after the dungeon/castle set was built and we had found a place in sunny Simi Valley that would work for the exteriors. We had to delay one day from the shoot for a few months due to Doug’s Falling Skies schedule but Doug is literally the sweetest man I’ve ever met in Hollywood (and one of the most talented) so it was definitely worth the wait! And of course, seeing him vaporize Gilmore wasn’t something I was going to compromise! I’d been waiting to see Gilmore killed on screen for years!

Mr. Doug Jones... the sweetest man in Hollywood!
Mr. Doug Jones… the sweetest man in Hollywood!

The days were fun and our love for 80s sci fi and fantasy films helped power us through the long hours (and the summer heat). Finally, after a few months of off and on editing, we arrived at the sizzle trailer that you see below. It’s a pitch piece that we can show people in order to tell them what ‘Paul London: Hero of the Prophecy’ could be, a celebration of nostalgia, wrestling and sword & sorcery (which is more popular today with Game of the Thrones and Lord of the Rings as it’s ever been) rolled up into a love letter to my brother Paul, a boy who grew up loving wrestling and achieved his dream of wrestling in the WWE at the age of 22. Now that those years are behind him and he’s off on life’s next adventure, I thought it would be a fun and sincere basis for a big, hilarious space and fantasy opera.

Please, if you enjoyed what you saw here, share ‘Paul London: Hero of the Prophecy’ with your friends, family… and even enemies! We want everyone to see what we’ve created in the hopes of keeping all of our childhood dreams and loves alive. That is why it’s so important to us here at Geekscape! And maybe, just maybe, with enough fan support or if it lands on the right set of eyes, the adventure will continue some more!

I met Joe Starr when I lived in Los Angeles a few years ago. We worked on a few comedy shows while I was out there and occasionally hung out, it was great to have him on the podcast finally. The bad news is we don’t talk much about his stand-up comedy album Heroic Effort now available on iTunes and Bandcamp. The good news is we talk about Wrestling for about 30-40 minutes.

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