Former NFL player Chris Kluwe claims to be as much a geek as he is a jock… and he for sure proves it on this episode! I visited Chris to talk about his upcoming book dystopian future set sci-fi book ‘Otaku’ and on the way we got carried away by talking politics, futurism, evolving culture and tech shifts, cyclical history and a lot more! I tell you that ‘Terminator: Dark Fate’ is worth watching in theaters and Chris hilariously explains to me how 4Chan evolved (or devolved) into 8Chan! We also talk ‘Otaku’, writing sci-fi, some of Chris’ biggest influences and wrapping your head around getting things done. Also, what are the similarities between competitive gaming and playing pro sports? There’s a LOT to digest in this episode so enjoy!

Subscribe to Geekscape on iTunes!

Follow Jonathan on Twitter and Instagram!

Join the Geekscape Forever Facebook Group!

Visit Geekscape.net for more Geekscape goodness!

If you missed recap of pre-convention or preview night, head here, and you can also check out my Prime Video Experience recap right here!

It’s the first full day of San Diego Comic-Con, and unfortunately it started with a bit of a frustration. I rolled out of bed to see a tweet from Mondo that their line policy (which based on my recap last night, they seem to have outgrown) was changing. Their previous system was essentially ‘we’re full, check back later,’ but as they announced this morning, but as of today, they’d instead be handing out timed tickets letting you know what time you could return to shop.

Mikaela had an event to cover first thing, so I ran over to the convention centre (which was not yet open) to try to get my hands on a ticket for the booth. At 12PM, Daniel Danger was set to be there to sign his new IT artwork, and as I currently have three Daniel Danger Mondo prints on my wall at home (and loved IT), I was hankering to get my hands on this too.

Convention staff guided us through the E doors, up the stairs, and essentially around half of the building to stand in a massive crowd. We were told that this would be the fastest way in, and that other doors wouldn’t open until this crowd was in. Once 9AM hit, (which is when the expo hall itself opened up) this crowd started being let in in chunks, and by about 9:15 I was headed down the escalator back towards the expo hall. As it turns out, they had also opened all of the other doors, much of the crowd was already inside, and door E turned out to be pretty much the slowest way into the building.

I went over to Mondo (on the other side of the expo hall) as fast as I could, and I was able to get a ticket… for 6:00 (the last block of the day). I assumed that IT would be long gone by then (only 225 available), and I was also set to be away from the convention centre for an event starting at 6. Thankfully Matt said that he’d take a look for me at that time. He’s basically my hero.

I then ran to room 6A, as my favourite panel at SDCC, the WWE/Mattel panel was set for 11:15. There was one panel before it, the Funko Funkast Live, which was actually a really fun time. I don’t collect Pop! figures because once I start I would never be able to stop, but the group had me laughing and showed off a ton of cool reveals. There’s even a cool looking mobile puzzle came called Funko Pop Blitz in the works, which I’ll definitely be checking out whenever it ends up releasing. Also, now I need to convince Mikaela that we can collect Pop! figures.

A lot of the front area of the panel room cleared out pretty quickly once Funko ended. I was able to move up pretty much in the center, just three rows back, and ended up with the best seat I’ve ever had for this panel, which I’ve been going to for years at this point.

The WWE/Mattel Panel always features a handful of WWE superstars, and some executives from Mattel. The presentation always starts with a bunch of new toy reveals, and then ends with a Q&A with the WWE superstars. I’m not really much of a toy guy, but it’s always fun to see the announcements, and it’s need to get to see the performers in an environment like this. This year, some of the most well received announcements included a new Chyna figure, which would mark her first in 19 years, and a brand new line of WWE / Masters of the Universe toys. These looked awesome (and super cheesy), and were introduced with a special video by Triple H. They showed off a few of the designs on screen, and then revealed a special, physical prototype figure for Kofi Kingston, who is apparently a huge MotU fan, and it seriously looked like he was going to cry for a long time after this announcement. The Q&A felt fairly standard to start, with cute kids talking about being inspired, and asking performers what inspired them. Then, a guy dressed as ‘Macho Manana’ grabbed the mic, and… well, it ended up being WWE Superstar Drake Maverick, who is in San Diego on a mission to track down R-Truth and the 24/7 Championship, and to win it back so he can finally consummate his marriage. It sounds silly, but it’s the absolute most entertaining thing in WWE right now.

Following the panel, I was lucky enough to snap a quick photo with Drake, who did not break character until he disappeared into another room (even yelling “I will consummate my marriage,” before disappearing entirely). It was a fantastic moment, and a great end to the very best WWE / Mattel panel that I’ve had to opportunity to attend.

He just never broke character and looked so sad the entire time.

Next up, I tracked down Mikaela, we grabbed a quick snack, and stopped at the hotel to drop some things off. She left almost right away to conduct an interview, and I stayed behind to catch up on some writing.

Shortly afterwards, I figured that it was probably a good time to peruse the show floor, as my next appointment wasn’t until 6 (and I needed to see how those IT prints were coming along), so I eventually wandered back to the convention centre to check out some of the show floor that I hadn’t visited yet. Mondo said that IT was probably still going to be in stock (phew), so I started making my way back to the Geekscape booth (#3919 if you’re in San Diego), and promote got distracted again trying to see what the Entertainment Earth and Mattel booths were like. As it turns out, they were capped. They’re always capped, and both the Slim Jim Macho Man doll and Mario Kart figures were sold out for the day anyways. Dang.

Things were (are always) pretty hectic on the show floor, so Mikaela and I decided to head out into the Gaslamp to see what we could see. As always, protesters were out in full force, and the conventiongoers were spilled out into the area by the hundreds, filling the streets still blocks away from the convention center. We caught the tail end of a Syfy drum line (I love that they do these things), and then wandered over behind the Omni hotel to take a look at the Detective Pikachu activation. The movie releases on digital in just a few days, so Warner Bros Home Entertainment is in San Diego showing off a few pieces of Ryme City. The activation starts in a Pikachu-ed our train car, before moving into other rooms, including Howard Clifford’s office, a small piece of the Ryme City market, and a room with a Pikachu photo-op. Take a look at some photos from the activation below!

Next up, we went over to the Panda Express pop-up, which I thought was absolutely hilarious. Now, I love me some Panda Express, but everyone here was just so energetic, the staff was freaking screaming out in excitement, there was a dancing Panda (and the playlist was all fire or heat related songs which I thought was so funny), and again, this store won’t exist in a week. It was all in celebration of a new limited time dish, the Sichuan Hot Chicken. They even created a character named Pep-Pep the Sichuan Wonderpepper, who is a a little fireball looking dude who is pretty cute. The place was fun, the line was less than 5 minutes long, and the place offered up free samples of this new and delicious chicken, as well as beverages. Thank you Panda Express!

We were both pretty exhausted at this point (long before this point, actually), but there was still more to do. Next up we were headed to the Oxford Social Club for an event revolving around upcoming EPIX series Pennyworth, which is set in “1960s London, where Bruce Wayne’s legendary butler, Alfred Pennyworth, forms a security company and goes to work with Thomas Wayne, Bruce’s billionaire father.”

The event was held at the Oxford Social Club over at 435 Fifth St. The offsite is open to the public for Friday and Saturday from 10AM-7PM, and potential attendees will need to give a secret password to “access to the Velvet Rope, a high-society London lounge filled with gambling, drag, and cabaret performances, plus live music from the era. You’ll also find yourself inside a library that leads to an eerie poetry reading in the posh hidden headquarters of the Raven Society, as well as a dank dungeon where the membership’s darker deeds become clear.”

We went down some interestingly lit stairs which were guarded by some creepy looking… well, guards. I was actually wearing a Finn Balor shirt, and one of them even gave me a too sweet on my way in. Once inside, everything was styled like the 1960’s, even the cocktails that the servers were offering us (an Old Fashioned, renamed ‘The Alfred’, and another drink, called ‘The Esme’). Inside we were treated to musical performances, secret poetry readings (a guy was even hand-writing these poems for the event, and according to him his wrist was very tired). There was a library where ‘Raven Society’ members were giving attendees postcards, which they could fill out and address to their friends, and drop in a box to actually be mailed out, and also a torture chamber which made for a pretty neat photo op. Overall, the event was a fun way to be introduced to some of the themes of the show (and get a couple of cool photo-ops), and it definitely made me hopeful that the show will be picked up in Canada, as EPIX simply doesn’t exist there.

Following the Pennyworth event, a sleepy Mikaela headed back to the hotel (and even saw a DeLorean on the way), and I headed over to Seaport Village to meet up with Jonathan, Matt, and Gui for some food. Everyone else had pretty much already eaten when I arrived, and so everyone just sat around telling old convention stories and we laughed our asses off for something like an hour.

At this point, I was beat, and decided to call it a pretty early night. For Friday we were set to be up early (and probably out late), so it was important that I get a decent sleep as I’ve been simply exhausted so far. Matt and I returned to the hotel room, while Gui and Jonathan went elsewhere, and after a bit of chatting we all turned in pretty damned early.

Until tomorrow, this has been Thursday at SDCC!

This is entries 5-1 of our Best Wrestlers of 2018 series. Make sure to check out 6-10 and 11-18 and join the conversation afterwards!

5. Cody

Not that I’m one to speak for Cody Rhodes, but I’m almost positive that even he could not have expected how much of a success All In was. Setting records for attendance and merchandise sales while generating buzz rarely seen outside of a WWE event, being one of the masterminds behind the largest non-WWE show since WCW died in the US was only one of his accomplishments this year. Being the catalyst behind both the Golden Lovers reuniting and the Bullet Club breakup storyline when it was at its peak, Cody found himself in the IWGP Heavyweight Championship hunt more often than anyone else in 2018. But what really tops off his year in the ring was his historic win over Nick Aldis at All In, winning the title that his father held so many years ago and bringing more eyes to the NWA than anyone else has in decades. With All Elite Wrestling on the horizon, Cody’s looking to change the wrestling world for the better, and none of that would be possible without 2018 putting him in a position to do so.

4. Daniel Bryan

At this time last year, most of us assumed we’d never see Daniel Bryan wrestle again. However, the impossible happened when rumors of him coming out of retirement became reality. The leader of the Yes Movement was finally cleared to wrestle after years of therapy and second opinions, returning with Shane McMahon against Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens. Then… Nothing. A nowhere feud with Big Cass, a throwaway return of Team Hell No so they could lose to the Bludgeon Brothers and a long-awaited clash against The Miz that was bogged down by bad finishes and unnecessary inclusion of their less-than-stellar wives made it feel like clearing Bryan was more about keeping him away from other companies than it was about using him in any meaningful way.

That changed when Bryan went for AJ Styles’ kryptonite and kicked him straight in the balls to suddenly win the WWE Championship, ending AJ’s 371 day reign. This was the moment the Yes Movement died and “The New” Daniel Bryan blessed our screens. As an aggressively environment friendly wrestler who makes us feel bad for buying his merchandise rather than thrift, he has somehow went from one of the most loved figures in wrestling history to a rare heel who actually gets boo’d by most crowds. Alongside his blow away heel work, Bryan also reminded us that he’s one of the best wrestlers of all time, managing to look terrifying against Brock Lesnar, an opponent that towers over him, and making the most out of his feud with Styles by putting on some of the WWE main roster’s best performances. I’m hoping Bryan holds the title until at least Wrestlemania, He’s a case of a wrestler firing on all cylinders right before our eyes.

3. Hiroshi Tanahashi

TOKYO, JAPAN – AUGUST 12: Hiroshi Tanahashi celebrates winning the tournament final against Kota Ibushi during the New Japan Pro-Wrestling G1 Climax 28 at Nippon Budokan on August 12, 2018 in Tokyo, Japan. (Photo by New Japan Pro-Wrestling/Getty Images)

The joke I kept hearing throughout 2017 was that Tanahashi was being held together by heart and duct tape. For the uninitiated, the best way to describe Hiroshi Tanahashi is the John Cena of NJPW. When the company was in bad shape, Tanahashi carried the company through the mid 2000’s onward to become “The Ace” of the company. Over the course of his time on top, NJPW rose to prominance once again thanks to his unmatched ring work, off the charts charisma and a look that screams “rock star”. And let’s face it, you’d have to be all of those things to make air guitar look good. To continue the Cena parallels, Tanahashi has taken a backseat in recent years as Okada stepped up and took his place as the top star despite still being universally loved. No one would have blamed him if he took time off throughout 2017 and 2018 as he nursed a multitude of injuries, including a torn bicep. But despite this, he pressed on.

At first, 2018 seemed like it would continue to see Tana in a supporting role. He started the year against Jay White, failed at the finish line against Zack Sabre Jr. at the New Japan Cup and falling to Okada once again, losing his record of the most successive title defenses in the process. Then, the G1 happened. In a tournament that many figured would be a sure thing for Kota Ibushi, when the finals arrived, a spark of hope for The Ace set off an unstoppable flame, shocking viewers around the world and defeating Ibushi to win his third G1 11 years after his first victory in the annual tournament. Proving that he never lost his greatness in thrilling matches against a variety of rivals, The Ace closes 2018 on his way to a Tokyo Dome main event against Kenny Omega where he hopes to find himself on the top of the mountain for what could be the last time.

But what makes his journey especially intriguing is the dichotomy between him and Omega, representing different philosophies on how NJPW should move forward. On one side is the brash, arrogant foreigner who wants to “Change the World” by guiding the company towards a worldwide expansion on his shoulders with a Western influence. On the other is the traditionalist, the man who has carried the banner of NJPW through its darkest days for over a decade who knows that NJPW can reach greater heights worldwide by being true to itself instead of becoming something its not. It’s an incredibly compelling story that has dragged fans along for the ride, with people taking sides and arguing over who’s philosophy is right in real life. Win or lose, Tanahashi has managed to capture the hearts and minds of fans around the world years after we thought his time on top was up. That alone deserves all the praise we can muster, and even as a big Omega fan, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t pulling for Tanahashi come January 4.

2. Becky Lynch

The Man comes around…

In a year where the biggest female combat athlete came to WWE, it’s almost impossible to imagine that the Irish Lass Kicker, the same star who had been the designated pin eater in nothing tag matches, would become the most compelling character in the largest wrestling company in the world. Starting during a redemption storyline that carried her through the Summer, Becky racked up some much needed victories on her way to earning a title shot against Carmella at Summerslam. Unfortunately for her, her best friend, Charlotte Flair, was given a title shot after only one non-title win against the champion. She would make the most of that chance by hitting Becky from behind when Lynch would have otherwise won the match if it was a one-on-one match as originally scheduled. Seeing the chance she fought for crumble as her friend celebrated, she assaulted Charlotte in brutal fashion, all with the fan’s full support behind her after they had stuck by her through her uneventful months prior.

As with Daniel Bryan’s original WWE Championship run, the best storylines often come out of WWE when the company itself is fighting tooth and nail against what the fans want. Despite trying to portray Becky as a jealous heel, (the complete opposite of how the storyline played out), the fans only cheered louder, forcing the company to acknowledge Lynch’s popularity after weeks of trying to ignore or spin it. After coming out victorious against Charlotte and ultimately ending up as Smackdown Women’s Champion, “The Man” rose to even greater heights after targeting Ronda Rousey both on TV and through some compelling Twitter interactions, being the clear choice of the people even when up against one of the company’s most popular stars.

An unexpected punch to the face put the ice on the Ronda vs. Becky match at Survivor Series. What we got instead was one of the most iconic wrestling images to come out of the WWE in a long time as a defiant, (and apparently unconscious), Becky stood in the crowd to survey the chaos she brought to Raw. What was supposed to be a one-off feud on the way to Charlotte vs Ronda at Wrestlemania, there’s a very real possibility that Becky vs. Ronda could main event the biggest show of the year as a result of becoming the hottest feud in the company. This would be a first for women in the WWE, and even the speculation can be directly attributed to how Becky has taken the opportunity she found herself with in 2018 and did more with it than anyone could have ever imagined. The Man is here, and this run may ensure that her spot in wrestling history is firmly cemented.

1. Kenny Omega

G1 B Block Finalist. A half-dozen match of the year candidates to his name. IWGP US Champion. Closing out the year as the first gaijin (or foreigner), to head into the following Wrestle Kingdom as IWGP Heavyweight Champion. All of these accolades are more than enough to earn a spot on anyone’s best wrestler of the year list. But one victory in particular sets Kenny Omega apart from the rest of the pack when it comes to being the best wrestler in a very crowded field in 2018. That victory was against Kazuchika Okada on June 9 to win his first IWGP World Heavyweight Championship, ending the legendary 720 day reign at 12 defenses. Serving as the current cap on a year and a half long chase, the former junior heavyweight finally reached the top of the mountain against an unbeatable foe.

If that wasn’t enough of a reason to show how 2018 was the year of Omega, Kenny found himself at the center of some of the best and most talked about events and storylines of the year. Reuniting with Kota Ibushi, the distension and re-uniting of The Elite, All In, AEW, the feud with Chris Jericho, the Jericho Cruise, the split from the Bullet Club, (at least the start of it), and even E3 had Omega’s name all over them. Even then, all of this ignores a G1 run that’s in the discussion for the best of the year. When your competition consists of Ibushi, Naito, Tanahashi, Okada and Ishii among many other standouts, that’s noteworth in itself. Its especially noteworthy when you do it with a broken heel, which no one would be able to see if it wasn’t widely reported. Outside of the ring, Kenny was the subject of an upcoming HBO documentary that should be airing in a matter of months. To put it bluntly, Kenny Omega is easily the most covered wrestler that’s not in the WWE. Even then, he has more buzz around him now than anyone that’s not at the absolute top of the biggest wrestling company in the world.

Kenny’s ultimate goal in wrestling is to “Change the World” by helping expand NJPW for a worldwide audience. His clash of ideologies with Tanahashi that was mentioned before tops off what has been one of the greatest single years a wrestler has ever had in the near 30 years I’ve been watching from all angles. From match performance to big wins, storylines to accomplishments and character work, there was not a better professional wrestler all around than Kenny Omega. In a year that saw women’s wrestling rise to new heights in the US, stars of old return to prominence, new wrestling companies being born before our eyes and the conclusion of the one of the greatest title reigns of all time, it’s a reminder of how lucky we are to be able to experience history as it happens.

What are your thoughts on wrestling in 2018? What sections did you agree or disagree with? Any glaring omissions? Let us know in the comments, and here’s to another legendary year in the squared circle come 2019!

These are entries 6-10  of our Best Wrestlers of 2018 series. Make sure to check out 11-18, and join the conversation afterwards!

10. AJ Styles

Only in WWE could a wrestler hold their main title for nearly the entire year and still feel underwhelming. On paper, AJ Styles should be one of the top wrestlers of the year, becoming one of the longest reigning WWE champions in history while feuding with some of the best wrestlers in the world. Considering his feuds were against longtime rivals like Shinsuke Nakamura, Samoa Joe and Daniel Bryan, and what we should have had was one of the best championship runs in years. Instead, these feuds were bogged down by months of repetitive rematches, stipulations that made no sense, matches revolving around dick kicks, screwy finishes and family stalking. Still, AJ remains a top tier wrestler who carried Smackdown as well as he could throughout the year, which is an accomplishment that bad booking can’t take away from him.

9. Kazuchika Okada

The Rainmaker had so much to gain at the start of the year, and so much to lose in the back half. Okada managed to continue his legendary IWGP Heavyweight Championship run through June, fighting off a very game Tetsuya Naito, Sanada, Zack Sabre Jr. and his longtime rival, Hiroshi Tanahashi. The latter defense was the twelfth defense that broke The Ace’s own defense record of eleven, cementing Okada as possibly the greatest NJPW champion of all time. The rest of his year was the story of his own overconfidence getting the best of him, losing the title to Kenny Omega after challenging him to a 2-out-of-3 falls that favored the challenger, and being double-crossed by his stable-mate who promised to stab him in the back as he was accepted into Chaos. The Rainmaker then became affectionately known by some as the “Baloonmaker”, shedding his robe, blonde hair and motivation in favor of balloons and a string of losses. Now on his way to rehabilitate his win-loss ratio with his longtime manager, Gedo, in the corner of the “Switchblade” that stabbed him in the back, expect a return to form in 2019.

8. Jay White

It’s clear that NJPW has a ton of faith in Jay White considering how big of a year he had right out of the gate. Re-debuting after excursion at Wrestle Kingdom 12 as “Switchblade”, the New Zealander wrestled one of the company’s biggest stars in Hiroshi Tanahashi on January 4th. From there, he would join Bullet Club, double cross Kenny Omega in favor of joining Chaos, become the second ever US Champion after defeating Omega soon after, and finally becoming the new “leader” of the Bullet Club after The Elite left the group. Oh, and he has Okada’s longtime manager / real life booker, Gedo, at his side. Finding ways to get the best of Tanahashi and Okada at almost every turn, White is one of the few heels that manages to get near universal hate when he walks through the curtain. After a shaky start, he’s grown quickly into the Switchblade character, stepping into the new year as one of the biggest foreign stars in the company. Not bad for a 12 month period.

7. Ronda Rousey

I mentioned Utami Hayashishita having an incredible rookie year, but Ronda Rousey managed to take the WWE by storm over the span of nine months. The UFC hall of famer managed to have one of the best matches at Wrestlemania in a bout that few expected anything from against Stephanie McMahon of all people. It was only up from there, having great match after great match against Raw’s top women’s stars until she managed to win the Raw Women’s Title after only a handful of matches under her belt. From there, she would become a fighting champion, taking on all comers until she eventually crossed paths with Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair, setting off what many feel is the hottest feud in the WWE right now. With rumors of Becky versus Ronda headlining Wrestlemania in 2019, The Baddest Woman on the Planet has been undeniable throughout her entire run so far. The only thing that hurts her is that she’s able to rehearse her matches far more than the rest of the roster, which I see as an unfair advantage. Then again, getting a good match out of Nia Jax not once, but twice is an accomplishment in itself.

6. Tommaso Ciampa

Ciampa is like multiplying with a negative. He was so hated throughout the year and reveled in it so well that his heat wrapped around to make him one of the most popular wrestlers in NXT. After making his presence known by screwing his former tag team partner, Johnny Gargano, out of title shots and even his career at one point, the Blackheart of NXT seemingly got his just desserts when he lost an unsanctioned match against his former DIY teammate in one of the best matches of the year at Takeover New Orleans. As the champ will often remind you on Twitter however, that didn’t count. What did count was every match afterwards, winning the NXT Championship and holding it with an iron grip, having incredible matches with a wide variety of opponents along the way. From Aleister Black to The Velveteen Dream and Otis Dozovic, Ciampa has proven that he’s one of the best WWE has to offer. Still, let’s hope he finally gets what’s coming to him in 2019 after Johnny finds his redemption.

We’re at the home stretch! Click here for our five best wrestlers of 2018!

2018 will go down as one of the greatest years in professional wrestling history. Companies and performers around the world were reaching peaks that would have been hard to imagine even a year ago; redemption, rebirth, history, heartbreak and betrayal ran their course from beginning to end in the wrestling world this year, with exciting changes and a potential new company rising from the foundation created by this unbelievable spin around the sun. None of it would be possible without these influential performers and the impact they’ve left behind. Here’s our list of the top 18 wrestlers of 2018 based on match performance, storylines, win/loss records and overall influence throughout the year.

Honorable Mentions

2018 was one of the most historic years in modern wrestling history, with so many performers who would have been locks for a top 10 spot being shut out this year because of it. Even then, we can’t talk about 2018 without mentioning wrestlers like The Lucha Brothers (Rey Fenix and Pentagon Jr), who continued to travel the world and win championships across multiple promotions both together and individually. Jeff Cobb making multiple appearances for NJPW, winning the ROH TV Title, the PWG Battle for Los Angeles and wrapping up his arc as Matanza for Lucha Underground was also notable, while Chris Jericho had yet another career resurgence after having an early match of the year candidate with Kenny Omega before winning the IWGP Intercontinental Title and hosting his own wrestling cruise. Despite a rough year overall, Tetsuya Naito can’t be forgotten either after headlining Wrestle Kingdom 12 and having an incredible G1. Utami Hayashishita had one of the best rookie years ever in Stardom, performing at a standard years beyond her experience level. Seth Rollins carried WWE on the wrestling side of things before being thrown back into The SHIELD, and Roman Reigns finally conquered The Beast after literally years of trying. Finally, the most difficult exclusion on this list was Johnny Gargano, who put on match of the year candidates in NXT from beginning to end. However, he was hit with the one-two punch of constantly losing, then turning heel, only to continue to lose big matches. Unfortunately, great matches alone aren’t enough in a year like this.

With that said, we can’t talk forever. Well, we could, but we only have so much time! Here are the stars that made the cut:

18. PCO

No matter how long one has been following wrestling, no one could have predicted how much we’d all be talking about Pierre Carl Ouellet. When you hear about how someone has run roughshod through the indies to the point where they close out the year with a big Sinclair backed contract with ROH, the first thing that would come to mind is a hot, young star. Yet, after a brutal showing against WALTER at Joey Janela’s Spring Break 2, the former Quebecer, who was arguably most prominent in 1994 WWF, has remained in high demand around the world. Now as a member of Marty Skurll’s new post Bullet Club stable, we’re eager to see where the year’s second best comeback story goes through 2019.

17. LA Park

Known to most US fans as “The Chairman” back in WCW, the former La Parka had a similar career resurgence through 2018 as PCO. The difference is that LA Park never really stopped working. First impressions (and a couple dozen pounds) might lead you to think that Park is over the hill and reaching for one last shot at glory, not arguably the biggest star in Mexico right now. At age 53, the 36 year veteran is having the biggest run of his career, thanks largely to a high profile hair vs. mask feud with current Los Ingobernables leader, RUSH. Despite that match getting cancelled due to some muddied politics, it hasn’t stopped LA Park’s rise through the Mexican wrestling scene and beyond, having recently appeared for Impact and MLW. If the RUSH feud would have materialized, the luchador may have made the top 10, but the limited scope of his run hurts him.

16. The Young Bucks

Like Cody, The Young Bucks WERE All In. When they weren’t wrestling in high profile matches against the Golden Lovers, the Gorillas of Destiny or EVIL and Sanada, often for the IWGP Heavyweight Titles after jumping over from the Junior division, they were masterminding what would become the biggest American non-WWE show in decades. Unfortunately for Matt and Nick however, they were often on the losing end of their bouts. Between that, the botched Bullet Club Civil War storyline and missing out on the World Tag League tournament, their contributions to All In weren’t enough to be higher on the list.

15. Tomohiro Ishii

As far as I’m concerned, Ishii has been one of the best wrestlers in the world for years. If one ever needed any proof of that, all you need to do is look at his 2018. Considered by many to be the MVP of the G1 based on match performance, the Stone Pitbull proved to be an incredibly versatile wrestler, putting on dynamic matches with Kenny Omega, epic brawls with Minoru Suzuki and even comedy matches with Toru Yano in a short span of time. Holding a rare win over Kenny Omega this year, the current Revolution Pro Wrestling British Heavyweight Champion is poised to ride his momentum into 2019 in a potential show stealing match at Wrestle Kingdom 13 against the next entry on this list.

14. Zack Sabre Jr.

Just! Tap! Out!

Considering how great of a year ZSJ had this year, him being out of the top 10 really shows how legendary this year was thorough the wrestling world. The protege of Minoru Suzuki has carved his own niche as someone who can believably beat NJPW’s top stars, moving him up significantly throughout 2018. The New Japan Cup tournament saw him running through the best the company has to offer, defeating Tetsuya Naito, Kota Ibushi and Hiroshi Tanahashi before putting up a strong showing against the nearly unbeatable Kazuchika Okada. After closing out the year with some fun, yet uneventful matches against his own Suzuki Gun teammates during the 2018 World Tag League tournament, the submission master is looking to get back to his winning ways against Ishii for the Rev Pro title.

13. Kota Ibushi

Ibushi’s year was one of ups and downs. Almost always hovering near the NJPW main event scene in one way or another, the Golden Star started off his year against Cody before getting sucked into the implosion of The Elite. Reuniting with his DDT soulmate, Kenny Omega, Ibushi’s guidance led to Kenny finally defeating Okada for the IWGP Heavyweight Championship. Not one to solely play the supporting role, Ibushi was one of the best performers when it came to match quality all year, having classic matches against Naito, Ishii, and Omega himself, defeating the other half of the Golden Lovers in the G1. However, it was his unforgettable match against Hiroshi Tanahashi in the G1 finals that served as Ibushi’s highlight this year, even if he lost. Now, Kota is the NEVER Openweight Champion and on a collision course against Will Ospreay, but the looming doubt of whether or not Kenny’s partnership is holding him back leaves us intrigued on where he goes from here.

12. Asuka

The fact that Asuka had two historic firsts and is only number 12 on the list says so much about how WWE booked her from Wrestlemania to TLC. Starting off the year as the undefeated juggernaut who struck fear into her opponents, The Empress of Tomorrow went from winning the first ever women’s Royal Rumble, (an accomplishment that was quickly overshadowed by the arrival of Ronda Rousey), to tapping out in short fashion in a good, but quick match at Wrestlemania against Charlotte. After declaring that her opponent “was ready for Asuka”, it was all downhill from there, being directionless for months except for two embarrassing title match losses in a row to Carmella. Despite this, her popularity remained high, leading to her finally winning the Smackdown Women’s Championship in the first ever women’s TLC match, (while ironically being overshadowed by Rousey once again). Despite the best efforts of WWE’s writing, Asuka managed to remain a force throughout with two massive wins to bookend her year.

11. Hiromu Takahashi

As what might be the biggest tragedy of the year, Hiromu’s run was cut short in July when Los Ingobernables de Japon’s Ticking Time Bomb broke his neck in a match against Dragon Lee at NJPW’s San Francisco show. Up until that point though, Takahashi had a strong case for one of the best wrestlers in the world with an incredible run to match. After being one of the best parts in the highlight reel of a four way match from Wrestle Kingdom 12, Hiromu won both the Best of Super Jr’s tournament in one of the most insane matches I’ve ever seen against Taiji Ishimori and the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship soon after. If his year wasn’t cut short, I have no doubt that Hiromu would have been a top five wrestler this year, but for now, all we can do is hope for a speedy recovery for one of the most gifted young stars in the world today. Oh, and we can buy his hand drawn calendar too.

That’s it for the beginning of our Best Wrestlers of 2018 list! Click here to crack the top 10!

Read pre-convention and preview night here.

Today started off a bit rough.

Naturally, it’s the first full day of the convention, there are new volunteers all over the place, and it’s one of the busiest events in North America, let alone San Diego.

This morning I was in a bit of a rush, as the panel that I’d wanted to see more than any other (the WWE/Mattel fan panel, naturally) was set to begin at 11:15am. Last year there were several panels prior to this one, so after each panel a myriad of people would leave, and I would creep up to get a better seat. This year there was just one panel before, so I needed to get there quickly.

But that didn’t exactly work out.

The San Diego Convention Centre is huge There are doorways (8 doors wide) marked A-G, and then a separate entrance for the ~6000+ seat Hall H (which holds the biggest announcements, and which people began lining up for on Tuesday). The auditorium was set to open at 9am (though was always advertised for 9:30), and in trying to find where to line up at 8:45, I started at G, was told to go to A, who told me to go to C, who told me to go to F, who told me to go back to G where I (and eventually thousands upon thousands of other people) gathered (likely after going through the same runaround that I did.

View post on imgur.com

Then 9AM came and went. Then 9:30 came and went and it was hot as hell and there was absolutely no shade and everyone was shoulder to shoulder so it felt like forever. At 9:40 an employee came out and told us that the doors next to the ones we were gathered at would be the ones to open first and people started freaking out. Screaming, yelling, swearing around little kids, probably some crying, wailing out “You’re killing us,” the works, really. Sure, it was annoying (and warm… so warm), but turning into a freaking baby was not at all appropriate.

View post on imgur.com

Eventually I made it into the convention centre, and still made it into the room where the WWE panel would be held with time to spare. I grabbed a single seat in the front row, albeit at a super extreme angle, hoping that after the first panel finished I’d be able to move in a bit more central.

The first panel was about kids who do voiceover work, and included talent such as Zach Gallison, Kristen Li, Layla Hayes, Justin Felbinger, and Sean-Ryan Petersen reading scripts in character, chatting about who they’d like to work with, and a bunch more.

The panel ended, almost nobody left (I managed to move two seats closer to the centre) and after a short time the panel began. Cathy Kelly came out first, followed by two dudes from Mattel (sorry, I don’t remember their names), Curt Hawkins, Zack Ryder, Becky Lynch (who was a surprise), AJ Styles (who was a huge surprise), and Matt Hardy (who was announced for the panel, but who I’d forgotten would be there. The crowd went freaking crazy for nearly everyone.

The panel started with some Mattel announcements, including some amazing new additions to the Elite series of figures and a technology called True FX which is a new inkjet printing process that will launch in 2019, and will add even more detail to the already impressive figures.

View post on imgur.com

they showed off a bunch of new figures (including a Vanguard 1 and Mower of Lawns figure in the Elite series) before taking audience questions. Many of the questions felt similar to those asked at last year’s panel, and the guy who yelled at the Mattel lady last year about missing figures was back again to yell about the lack of B-Team figures even though the B-Team has only been a thing for like five seconds.

One fan asked the superstars to choose someone who no longer wrestles for WWE that they would fight if they could. One crowd member yelled out “BROCK LESNAR” and all of the superstars laughed really hard. It was a freaking hilarious moment.

After the panel ended, I made a quick pit stop at the Wired Cafe for a bite to eat and something to drink (a huge thanks to Wired for hosting us again this year, and be sure to look for some expanded thoughts on this year’s cafe from Shane in the next day or two) before meeting up with Shane and Courtney for the Shadow of the Tomb Raider offsite event at the Moonshine Flats (344 7th Ave).

View post on imgur.com

This place was bonkers. The bar had been completely transformed into a jungle-like setting, complete with real snakes, tons of foliage, pieces of ancient (I assume) temples, and way way more – there was even a pit of skulls that made for a cool photo op. The most unique part of this offsite however, was the eating challenge. Three volunteers would go to a table that had three covered plates on it, and at the count of three they’d reveal the “exotic” food underneath. On the plate could be a Black Forest Scorpion, a Manchuria Scorpion, a Superworm, a Giant Water Bug (which was regarded as the short straw in this challenge), a Grasshopper, or some Silkworms. If you could eat the entire insect(s) you were able to spin a prize wheel, which could net you a shirt, a year of Xbox Game Pass, a copy of the game when it releases, or raffle tickets that could win you an Xbox One X.

View post on imgur.com

View post on imgur.com

View post on imgur.com

View post on imgur.com

View post on imgur.com

I did the challenge.

I didn’t want to do the challenge, but Shane and Courtney were being little babies, and if we were going to cover this offsite someone had to do it.

Naturally, I drew the short straw, and had to eat a giant water bug. It was freaking disgusting. Super salty. Super dry (though I think I felt a couple of weirdly moist bits in there too). The other two people finished eating their bugs (I’m not even sure what they had) and then they watched me continue chewing for what felt like forever.

View post on imgur.com

View post on imgur.com

Naturally, we got this on video, so look for that in the coming days. For now, these photos will have to do.

I also had an opportunity to play a new demo for Shadow of the Tomb Raider which felt fantastic, and would have had me pre-ordering the game if I hadn’t already done that months ago. Naturally, the mechanics in Tomb Raider are already rock solid, so it’s the plot and atmosphere that are really going to make or break this one – we didn’t see too much story in the demo, but of course the game has an incredible team behind it, so I’m not worried at all.

Once we finished up at the Shadow of the Tomb Raider offsite, it was time to get back to work. We went back to the hotel (I wanted to scoot there but nobody else did), and Shane, Courtney, and I all published some articles before heading out again. You can read about my experience at the DC Universe offsite that I mentioned yesterday right here, and additional thoughts on the LAIKA Live experience right here, and you should probably check out this amazing transit station themed after Stranger Things.

Once we split up, Shane and Courtney went back to the floor to check out the Star Wars: Heroes and Villains clothing line, while I went over to PetCo park to check out the Rocket League third birthday party. Somehow the line was tiny (it didn’t stay like this for long), and I was pretty much able to walk right in. I received a cool (and understated) t-shirt, along with a coupon for a free Salty Shores popcorn and drink. The party was actually right on the field, which was pretty cool and made for a few neat photos. The field had some fantastic real-life licensed cars that have in-game counterparts like Batmobiles, the Jurassic Park Jeep, and the DeLorean. There was a gaming area where you could play Rocket League on Switch or PC against other attendees, and a stage with live DJ (and sometimes Greg Miller). There was an awesome looking weird inflatable soccer game that had quite a lineup, and a ton of people were just chilling on the field absorbing everything that was going on around them.

View post on imgur.com

View post on imgur.com

View post on imgur.com

View post on imgur.com

I knew that WWE Superstar and UpUpDownDown creator Xavier Woods was set to be present at the party, but the event had already been on for an 90 minutes or so when I arrived. It turns out that he and Becky Lynch (who is my favourite female WWE Superstar) were filming an episode of UpUpDownDown on the field. Xavier saw my shirt and called me over (I was wearing my UpUpDownDown shirt) and I made some sort of awkward fool out of myself while he tried to talk to me on camera (sorry Xavier). I was even almost on Xavier and Becky’s team for the inflatable ball soccer thing, but just before this would have happened the WWE decided that they just wanted Becky vs. Xavier. I hung around for a bit longer (which included seeing Xavier face off agains a little kid in Rocket League, and seeing Xavier and Becky dance away at what would be the end of the episode) before heading out to meet up with Shane and Courtney. It was freaking amazing, and it made my convention.

View post on imgur.com

View post on imgur.com

View post on imgur.com

The rest of the night was pretty relaxed. Shane, Courtney, and I decided to hit up a party sponsored by Lions Gate Games for the Power Rangers Legacy Wars. We didn’t end up making it inside however, as the building was at capacity when we arrived and as we didn’t really feel like waiting (though we were pretty close to the front), so we just grabbed some shitty sandwiches at the first place that didn’t have a line, and returned to the hotel to finish up our articles for the day.

Today was great. It’s now been a full day of San Diego Comic-Con… and I still haven’t even hit the show floor yet. Tomorrow I’ll be busy checking out activations for Amazon Fire TV, Mr. Mercedes, The Purge, and more… plus I need to get my hands on some Mondo prints (which I’ve missed out on so far).

View post on imgur.com

View post on imgur.com

Thanks for reading this far, and I hope that you come back for more!

Note – sorry about the weird images. Geekscape is having major issues uploading images currently, so I’m making it work any way that I can!

I’m sure that it’s not just me, but it seems like a ton, if not the majority of professional wrestling fans constantly complain about every single decision that WWE makes… while continuing to tune in every week and spending a ton of money on merchandise every year.

While I’m still a new enough fan that I really don’t understand all of the hate (I like Roman, every PPV doesn’t suck, let’s just see where this Jordan Angle thing goes, etc, etc), the one thing that fans seem consistently excited and constantly postitive about is the Southpaw Regional Wrestling parody series.

The YouTube series premiered (and surprised pretty much everyone) back in March of this year, and it’s nearly impossible not to watch it all in one sitting. The series is a parody of 1980’s Southern wrestling, and stars many of the biggest WWE superstars playing characters far, far more ridiculous and over the top than those that they typically portray. I’m not from the South, and I wasn’t alive in the 1980’s, but I’ve heard that it’s a fairly accurate representation as well.

Once the first set of episodes was released, I was sure that another Southpaw tape would never be found, and that the series would be finished for good. 

Today, with the help of some new sponsors (like some futuristic invisible deodorant spray) a new season of Southpaw regional wrestling has debuted online, and somehow it’s even funnier than the first.

Thanks, WWE. I still love you.

Check out the first episode of season two of Southpaw Regional Wrestling below, and be sure to let us know what you think!

Here it is! The almost 2 hour Geekscape SDCC Special! San Diego Comic Con 2017 is behind us and what a weekend! We could tell you all about it hear but I think you should listen in for yourself! Joining me at the booth this year to bring you the SDCC experience first hand is our very own Derek Kraneveldt and Courtney Dossett! Jen from ‘7 of Wine’ tips you in on Geekscape’s newest podcast! Lucha Underground and GLOW’s John Morrison drops in to say hello! Nerdcore rapper MegaRan says what’s up! Andre and Ryan from The Monster Squad tell you catch you up with the gang’s latest! The creators of ‘Quince’ tell you about your new favorite comic series! Yehudi Mercado invites you to ‘Hero Hotel’! Heidi Cox reads you the future of ‘Stalking LeVar! Frederick Schroeder, the director of the documentary ‘Stripped’ brings you back to your childhood’s lazy Sunday! And SO MUCH MORE! Enjoy!

Subscribe to the Geekscape podcast on iTunes!

Subscribe to Geekscape on Soundcloud!

Subscribe to Geekscape TV on YouTube!

Get your own Loot Crate subscription! And use the offer code ‘Geekscape’ for a discount!

After several hours of waiting in room 5AB (and seeing Josh get up close with some of the featured superstars outside of the room) the panel that I’d been waiting for (and the one panel that I’d decided that I had to attend was finally here).

The Sherlock Manga panel cleared out pretty quickly and swarms of people in WWE shirts (probably more Nikki Bella and Alexa Bliss than anything else) began swarming to the front of the panel room. I managed to move up numerous rows over the course of the previous two panels and obtained a pretty nice seat. A graphic for the panel appeared on the projector screen, and the excitement in the room began to grow.


The panel was moderated by the fantastic Renee Young (#SaveTalkingSmack), and Charlotte, Nikki Bella, Brie Bella, Sasha Banks, Bayley, and Becky Lynch were all in attendance. All of the talent seemed excited and energized to be at the panel, which also featured Mattel SVP Lori Pantel.

The crowd freaked out as each superstar was introduced, and it was surprisingly pretty tough to not feel starstruck seeing so many of my favourite superstars in the same place at the same time.

The announcements came fast, and there were a lot of them (Lori noted that she wanted to get through them quickly to give fans more time with the superstars, who naturally they were really here to see). Mattel revealed everything from a line of fashion dolls featuring a myriad of the female superstars, new action figure lines, and some incredible San Diego Comic-Con exclusive figures from Wrestlemania 32 that were extremely (extremely) hard not to purchase, even though I told myself that I’d never buy another toy after the Amiibo debacle from a couple of years back. 

The Eva Marie WWE Superstars doll on the floor later on.

Renee opened up a Q&A session, asking what it felt like to be able to be a part of this new line of fashion dolls. Nikki noted that it was an honour, while Bayley added that this is all because of the fans, stating that the myriad of attendees in Fearless hats, Sasha Banks glasses, Hugger shirts, and the like were the reason that all of this was happening in the first place.

Next up, Renee asked if the ladies ever have an opportunity to reflect on everything that they’ve accomplished thus far in their careers. Becky told us that just before the WM32 Triple Threat, she was sitting in a Whole Foods and started simply crying, stating that “When I started wrestling at 15, this just didn’t seem possible. To have our heads on the side of AT&T stadium just didn’t seem possible,” continuing “We just keep going, and keep progressing, and us making history is now just the norm.”

Yeah. She’s the coolest.

With all of the history that had been made so far, Renee asked what the ladies would still like to accomplish as their careers continue. “Main event Wrestlemania,” Charlotte said without hesitation, while Brie Bella called for an all-women’s Royal Rumble, adding that “Being a mom and now sitting and watching these girls do amazing things every week, watching as a fan. Seeing these dolls come out, and seeing these ladies be role models.” She sees these dolls and thinks that birdie can be independent – she doesn’t need a Ken doll in this day and age. Brie notes that she’s looking forward to one day explaining why she has an action figure, and tellling Birdie about everything that her and her friends did to make all of this happen. “It’s insane that I’ll one day get to see my daughter grow up and be proud of all of these women in WWE.”

Renee brought up one of the few elephants in the room, asking Nikki if her and John had set a date yet, and what she’d been up to since the mixed-tag match and proposal back at Wrestlemania. “We finally set a date,” Nikki said. “But I’m not going to say when. But it was insane getting engaged if front of all of you guys. My favourite part is watching it back and seeing John’s voice getting all shaky.” She says that she’s been busy “doing the reality thing” with season 7 of Total Divas, while waiting for her neck to continue to heal. She added that “We found out that it’s not fully fused. I have a herniation, but I think that with time it will heal.”

Renee adds, “So it’s fair to say we’ll see you in the ring at some point? To which Nikki answers “I think so.” Brie jumps in, yelling “Brie’s coming back, you’ll see!”

Brie then got some time to talk about being pregnant and giving birth, noting that Birdie’s head had a 14-inch circumference and that it was a very long labour, adding that “I feel like I was pregnant for years, it was insane. I ended up in an emergency c-section which was unfortunate.” She reveals that she’s also preparing to come back to the ring, stating that Daniel is finally letting them get their own ring, that he’ll be acting as her coach, and that she hopes to make it back sometime in 2018.

That’s a lot of talent in one room.

Renee asks Charlotte about her experience in switching brands, to which she says the difference has been huge, “I remember being on RAW, and thinking that I want to be better than Smackdown. No offense, but now I want Smackdown to be better than RAW. I think that just new competition, and a new group of women and men, and wanting to be the better brand – it automatically creates competition and I think that’s healthy.” She continues, talking about her goals to win the Smackdown women’s champion and becoming the first female triple crown winner.

Some really interesting questions then begin to flow as Renee asks about the very best moments in their careers. Charlotte starts, saying “I remember being in guerrilla and looking at Becky and Sasha and knowing that they’ve wanted this for their entire lives. Thinking that I was here, continuing my dad’s legacy. He spent 40 years creating this legacy and now I was continuing it.” She continues, stating that she remembers watching him retire in 2007 and never thinking she’d be a women’s wrestler, and then all these years later he’s walking her down the aisle and into the ring.

Renee asks if anyone would like to see Becky beat up Ellsworth, and the crowd responds with huge Yes! chants. “He’s in the women’s division pretty much, so I don’t see why not. Summerslam is right around the corner,” Becky adds. Brie responds “But you couldn’t do any chin locks, are you going to be okay with that?” 


Bayley is the most recent NXT call up in the room, and Renee asks how much different the roster and fan base feel from when she was in NXT. Bayley says that “The roster is kind of similar; like you said I was the last one down there. So when I got to WWE everyone was there already so it was kind of just another bigger version of NXT. I kind of knew the girls and knew everybody by the time I got there.” She continues, “The fanbase is different. It’s kind of good and kind of bad. NXT fans are kind of like a family, and they watched us grow and watched us make it to WWE so they kind of know us. They’re smaller crowds, and it’s only like once a month. Now we’re live every Monday at RAW.” She adds that “AT FYE, I’ve got Bayley gummy bears. They’re incredible! Go to FYE and buy some Gummy Bears and Booty-O’s and T-Shirts and give them to your friends!’

I listened. #LevelSeven

The fan questions begin, and a little girl starts by asking what the craziest thing that they’ve witnessed backstage is. Nikki says “where do we start,” and Brie adds “This one time – yeah.” They begin to talk about a time when a Daniel Bryan match was cut short due to a potential concussion. Nikki notes that “He was screaming at everyone and cussing and Brie was trying to stop him and I was like where’s the popcorn, this is great!” Brie says “Note to self. Don’t cut Daniel Bryan matches.”

Charlotte talks about a time at TLC when her dad was acting as her manager. “He thought I really got hurt, but was a really important piece in what was supposed to happen in the end of the match. Instead of taking off the turnbuckle he was beside me like “Honey are you okay?” She began yelling at him that she was fine and that “You’re supposed to be taking off the turnbuckle!”

She continues in what may be the funniest quote of the panel. “Sometimes he would just Woo! randomly during the matches when it wasn’t about him at the time. Like, why are you wooing? This is supposed to be about me right now. The amount of stress and grey hair he caused me that first year, you have no idea. The struggle is so real.”

Charlotte points to Becky – “She had to kiss him, so I’m sure that’s up there for her.”

The next question goes to an adult male instead of a little girl. He asks about the best veteran advice they received, who gave it to them, and if any of them are related to Kurt Angle.

Brie starts, noting that when she was starting out she told Rey Mysterio that she was so nervous and that she wanted to vomit, and he said “Honestly the day you don’t feel that way is the day that you shouldn’t be in the business. Every day when you’re performing you should feel like this.” She continues, talking about just how right he was. 

Nikki talks about being nervous at her first match at a WWE Live event. She says that Scotty Armstrong gave her some simple advice that she still thinks about to this day: “Just breath baby girl.”

Sasha keeps it simple with some advice from Dusty. “Just be you baby, just be you.” She says “I’ll always take that with me.” 

Bayley says that Jason Styles gave her some advice from May Young, that “The day you’re not nervous is the day that you should leave.” She says that “Before going out I’m all like “Why do I do this to myself? why am I doing this?” and when she comes back from a match she just thinks, “Oh yeah. That’s why.” 

Becky says that William Regal told her the the business is like riding a wave. “It’s like surfing. You have to be on the wave and just go with it. Sometimes you’re down and sometimes you’re up, but another wave is coming and you just need to go with it.” 

Nikki talks about Cena asking “Why are you fighting?” She adds, “That’s always been the best question.” Noting that it even popped up in the just-released Netflix series GLOW. “Why are we fighting? It’s so true. It makes everything better, that question. Why are we fighting?”


A fan asks what match they had to prepare and train for the most. For Bayley, it was the Iron Woman match, as “It was a long 30 minutes.” For Brie, it was her feud with Stephanie McMahon, “It was like, just don’t hurt the boss.” Nikki’s match with Charlotte at Hell In A Cell was hard, because she knew that there was something wrong with her neck.

Charlotte states that “I think NXT match where I won the title vs Natalya is where I probably had to prepare the most. One, I wasn’t sure that I was ready. Two, I hadn’t really been wrestling that long. I wanted to show the world that I wasn’t just my last name.

Becky had an interesting thought that hadn’t crossed my mind before. “Maybe, I’m just thinking in terms of – the ladder match for example. It’s a matter of handling these ladders. We have smaller hands than the guys and they weigh a lot. It’s a matter of manuevering them. Same with tables. These kind of matches I need to go in and figure out the apparatuses.”

A fan notes that he’s surprised at lack of products for the rightful next Women’s Champion Carmella, and the history making champion Alexa Bliss, along with the coming winner this Sunday, the lovely Lana. “Where are they!?” he yells as the crowd boos. Josh (who was also in attendance) later tells me that this guy is at every wrestling show in the area. Lori from Mattel jokes that “The secret to really smart marketing is to keep people waiting.”

The best moment of the panel comes up next. The most adorable little girl ever is at the microphone. She can’t be more than five years old, and she has a voice that’s so high pitched that I’d bet it was inaudible to the older folks in the audience. She says “Sasha Banks……… I love you.” She begins to make her way back to her seat as Renee invites the little girl up to the stage. Sasha comes down, gives her a massive hug, and speaks to her off microphone for a moment. The crowd goes absolutely wild as the little girl heads back to her seat with tears of joy in her eyes, and Sasha gets back to her microphone and simply says “That is why we do it.”

Brian from Vancouver, who is about to begin training under Lance Storm asks for any advice they may have for people who want to be wrestlers. Becky says to “Just believe in yourself. It’s about hard work, dedication, and passion. Those are the three ingredients that will take you to the moon and back, and if you have those than nothing can stop you. Heck, I failed PE and I’m sitting up here.” Brie says that “There will be so many times you’ll want to give up. It’s about wading through those moments and thinking that there’s a reason you’re here. Believing that you can do it can go a long way. Just never give up. Nikki yells out “What’s that Brie? NEVER GIVE UP!?” As the crowd laughs.


A little boy in a John Cena getup asks what the best moment in their careers has been. 

Nikki says “When the guy who’s shirt your wearing got down on one knee and proposed.” Brie states that she learned so much over her feud with Stephanie, while Bayley and Sasha both bring up NXT Brooklyn. Becky notes “Being able to be in the ring with Charlotte and Sasha at Wrestlemania 32, and seeing the new women’s title. And also becoming the first Smackdown Women’s Champion.”

For the last question, another little kid asks “What does it feel like fighting your friends?”

Charlotte jokes that “You hit your friends harder,” while Sasha adds that “I think it makes it more fun.”

Things wrapped up pretty quickly following this. Everyone thanked the crowd again for being such passionate fans, for being in attendance, and for all of the great questions. People began to clear the room, and I attempted to approach the stage as a means to get a few closer photos for this write-up. The crowd made getting anywhere near the superstars pretty tough, but Renee Young, who I may (possibly) favour over much of the in-ring talent (male or female), was kind enough to stop for a photo. I was so excited for this. I don’t often become star struck these days after years of doing this kind of stuff, but in this moment, I did. It’s sure to be a convention highlight for me for years to come. Also, #SaveTalkingSmack.

Overall, I think that I had more fun at this panel that at any other I’ve been to in years prior. Just listening to these people answer fan questions, most of which I’m sure they’ve been asked a thousand times, with excitement and sincerity was extremely refreshing, and it definitely made me more of a fan of each and every one of them.

Read day 0 here.
Read day one-ish here.

I slept so freaking well last night.

It was a pretty relaxed evening as you may have read in yesterday’s piece. I turned in at about 12:30 AM after putting on the finishing touches to that article, and between the T3, melatonin, earplugs, and exhaustion, I passed out nearly right away.

Because of those glorious, orange ear phalluses, I barely recall hearing any snoring whatsoever. It was Bobby Roode level glorious, and I woke up far more energized this morning than I did yesterday. I did’t set an alarm, as I figured I’d simply wake up when the sun rose (it was pretty gloomy in the morning so it wasn’t actually that bright). I started stirring around 8AM when Matt was preparing to leave the hotel, and (I think) when someone started singing some sort of improvised Puyo Puyo theme song, which is bound to become this Con’s DANGANRONPA or SPRING BREAK chant.

Matt and Zack left the room while Jonathan and I got ready for our day. I showered, cleaned up, and took my sweet, sweet antibiotics. We were about to leave to grab breakfast when Jonathan realized that he hadn’t completed his daily meditation session (which is something that’s become pretty important to him since I saw him last Comic-Con. He invited me to partake – meditation is not something that I’ve ever tried or really thought about before, and today’s session was far along in a chapter with a specific goal, but I joined in. It was an interesting, relaxing experience that I enjoyed more than I though I would, and as Jonathan explained the purpose around the process, along with what it means and what it’s doing for him, it became something that I would love to explore and experience more of when I return home (which I’m sure is something that my fiancé will love).

Jonathan and I went to 7-Eleven to have a quick Chiller Club reunion (my first Chiller in more than a year, and I definitely had forgotten how tasty, sugary, and addicting they are). We then hit up a secret Subway that was super dead and right across the street from our hotel (the steak, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwich is to die for). I took a quick look at Facebook, and naturally my Facebook memory for the day was a picture of mango salsa from a couple of years back. Why must you torture me like this?


The floor was about to open just as we finished eating, so we began the walk back to the convention centre, and into the BELLY OF THE BEAST (the San Diego crowds, not the Steven Seagal classic). Here, we learned that a year after everyone was expecting Pokemon Go‘s first legendary creature to drop, Niantic revealed that at the ongoing Pokemon Go celebration in Chicago, attendees will have the very first opportunity to claim a legendary bird. Pretty freaking cool. We chatted about the game and how it’s changed, and the conversation alone made me want to jump back into the game after a substantial period of not even opening the app.

We did a quick tour of the crowded show floor before making our way back to the booth, where the BOX OF MYSTERY AND DANGER (where attendees could earn their way to free stuff, or potential death) had found itself refilled with even more Loot Crate swag care of Natalie. I grabbed a couple of pairs of themed socks (Optimus Prime for myself, Superman for my dad, who’s a big fan and even has a Batman/Superman logo tattooed on his arm).

I split up from Matt and Jonathan and headed upstairs. It was approaching 11AM and I wanted to be sure that I could attend the WWE and Mattel panel at 1PM. I thought that I should grab a coffee to keep my energy up, so I ordered a Cold Brew from one of the local Starbucks kiosks. I walked away before taking a sip and then realizing it was a Raspberry Iced Tea instead. I planned to go back so that I could get my sweet, sweet caffeine fix, but I couldn’t find the damned kiosk again.

I jumped in the back of the line for Room 5AB, where the WWE Panel would be taking place in just a couple of hours.

Naturally, there were still a couple of panels to go before then, starting with a panel called ‘Wonderstruck: From Page to Screen with Brian Selznick’. Going in, I knew nothing of Wonderstruck or Selznick. Pretty quickly, however, I realized that Selznick wrote the book that the Martin Scorseze film Hugo was based on (a film that I freaking loved, and haven’t seen in way too many years). Selznick moderated the panel, which took us through his stories writing the book, the experience of it being made into a film, and giving us a behind the scenes look at the Amazon Studios adaptation of another one of his bestsellers, Wonderstruck, which was directed by Academy Award Nominee Todd Haynes, and looks like a very, very beautiful film. Selznick noted that Amazon was even able to finish up the film’s first trailer preceding the panel, and he debuted it for those in attendance. The trailer solidified my interest in the film, and I can’t wait to watch it when it debuts later this year.

The final panel before the WWE / Mattel presentation was called ‘Sherlock Comics With Stephen Moffat’, during which showrunner and writer Stephen Moffat chatted with the audience about the Sherlock manga and mostly just reminded me that I need to freaking watch Sherlock. I spent some of this panel working on some other pieces (like my expanded thoughts on The Tick Takeover event here), but the amount of passionate Sherlock manga fans was pretty incredible. Also a lot of that artwork is pretty bad-ass, and it’s amazing just how much some of it looks like Benedict Cumberbatch. The Q&A question that received the most fanfare was definitely when a fan asked if we’d ever see any crossover manga with Doctor Who, to which Moffat replied that he’s only in charge of one property, and he begged and pleaded to the Doctor Who show runner, who simply said no.

The panel ended, the room cleared, I got a seat as close as I could, and then it was finally time for the WWE panel that I’d been waiting all morning for. This was more interesting to me than the Hall H panels that I’d visited last year, and almost any of the offsite events that I’ve had an opportunity to visit over the past five years. This is something that I’ve become super passionate about over the past 18 or so months, and to see these athletes that I spend so many hours watching each month in a setting such as this was worth the trip alone.

I’ll have a whole write-up on the panel in the coming day or so, but it was truly incredible to see just how passionate all of the fans were. For some of the superstars, it was their first visit to SDCC, and they all looked honoured to be a part of this presentation.

The hour flew right by (probably aided by me typing as fast as I could as a means to be able to write as much about the event as possible) and at its closure, before the superstars exited, they thanked the fans for helping them get to where they are today. The superstars spoke of their favourite career moments so far and what they still hope to accomplish, about the most meaningful advice given to them as they rose through the ranks, Brie talked about being a new mom and wanting to return to the ring, while Nikki revealed that her neck issues aren’t completely gone, and why we haven’t seen her in the ring since Wrestlemania.


People began to clear the room, and I attempted to approach the stage as a means to get a few closer photos for my write-up. The crowd made getting anywhere near the superstars pretty tough, but Renee Young, who is incredibly charismatic, and who I may (possibly) favour over much of the in-ring talent (male or female), was kind enough to stop for a photo. I was so excited for this. I don’t often become star struck these days after years of doing this kind of stuff, but in this moment, I did. It’s sure to be a convention highlight for me for years to come. Also, #SaveTalkingSmack.


Once the panel finished up and I could make my way out of the room (on the way I ran into Noelle Foley who was not a part of the panel, but was apparently there watching). Turns out that there was a signing with much (if not all) of the talent from the panel at the Mattel booth immediately following, but by the time I got in line there were substantially more people around than the alloted time would have allowed.

I left the lineup and quickly checked in with the Geekscape booth before headed to the Wired Cafe for a couple of beverages and some snacks. While in the tiny lineup to check-in, a DirecTV (who is sponsoring the cafe this year) employee took the opportunity to ask if I was familiar with the service. “I’m from Canada,” I answered. “Sorry,” he responded.

So no, I am not overly familiar with DirecTV.

Many of the booths at this year’s cafe were themed after upcoming AT&T (they make TV now?) series Mr. Mercedes. The bar had some themed cocktails, there was a neat wall made up of smartphones and tablets that were all playing in-sync footage, there was a stand offering themed, frozen treats, and there was a booth that was printing Mr. Mercedes themed t-shirts (which I definitely snagged one of). Also, while last year’s one-day Wired Cafe had a lineup around what seemed to be the entire hotel, this time around it’s again expanded to three days, and I was able to walk in with less than two minutes of waiting. Thanks again to Wired for hosting us, as it’s a great opportunity to get in some conversation, some food, and some beverages off of the show floor and away from the incredibly long lineups.

Shane would have loved this guy.
I stayed at the Wired Cafe briefly before heading to the Hotel Palomar for a special reveal of J!NX and Hot Topic’s upcoming Fall Collection, and to have a couple of drinks and some fucking delicious tacos. I’m not sure what was on it, but it was salty as hell and the meat tasted amazing (and went really, really well with a Dos Equis. I took a look at the Fall lineup, which had some neat, subtle t-shirt and long sleeve designs, a cool bomber jacket, and a lot of really, really soft cotton. It was a neat, small event, and it certainly made me excited to check out the lineup when it hits Hot Topic this Fall.

There wasn’t a lot going on at this point. Courtney and I decided to meet up at the Wired Cafe for a drink. On the way here, I saw an amazing Syfy sponsored drum line that was playing theme songs from a myriad of old cartoons (and even some Star Wars tracks). Courtney became associated with the brand when I was in a bit of a hiatus, and at this point we hadn’t really talked one on one. I was curious to know what she was into, how she became a part of Geekscape, and more about who she is as a person. It was great to have a one on one conversation with her, and to get to know a little more about her life outside of Geekscape Games. She lives just a couple of hours South of me too, and I think it’d be cool to meet up again in person outside of the hustle and bustle of SDCC.

We hung out at the Wired Cafe until it shut down, and then made our way back to the booth to reconnect with Jonathan and Zack. The Box of Mystery and Danger was almost empty at this point, and we met up with some cool con-goers that came by the booth (like Skip, the 60+ year old Scuba Instructing Dr. Evil cosplayer). It was great to finally have a seat, to charge my phone, and to make plans to have some dinner with the Geekscape family. Would I finally get my Rockin’ Baha? Read on to find out!

No. No I would not get my Rockin’ Baha.

There were apparently plans to grab some grab some quick food, and then to potentially go swimming at the hotel pool as most of us are planning for a bit of an earlier night, as were all fairly exhausted from walking around, talking, shilling podcasts at the booth, and the San Diego heat to do much more this evening.

Naturally, Matt Kelly tried to hit on more girls and invite them to the hotel pool. He struck out again, unfortunately (though he did get a hug out of the deal). But man do I admire his effort.

As we left the convention centre and began walking in the general direction of the hotel, we passed a Hooter’s restaurant. Someone made a joke about going there to eat, and I noted that I’d never been before so I didn’t know anything about the experience. Matt noted that the experience was “feeling like a creep and eating half-assed food,” to which I replied “So a day in the life of Shane O’Hare?”

I miss you, Shane.

We ended up back at Horton Plaza, and I intended to go for another round of Panda Express. It turns out that they were pretty close to closing for the night, they had a bunch of old looking food in the warmers, and they were completely out of Orange Chicken. I quickly exited and went to Steak Escape instead, where I grabbed some sort of Philly Cheese Steak sandwich that also had bacon on it, and Matt was pretty quick to tell me that the sandwich was totally inauthentic. He also said something about how where he’s from, people just order ‘Wit’ and the restaurant knows exactly what they’re talking about. Weird shit.

The hotel pool closed at 10PM, and we made it back to the hotel just before 9:30. The rest of the group opted to head up to the pool for 30 minutes, while I instead opted to finish up a couple of articles (like my thoughts on The Tick Takeover and the WWE Pop-Up Shop, along with the one you’re reading now), and give my fiancé a call now that she’d be finished work for the evening.

Josh and Megan put on some New Japan wrestling (which I’ve never watched before and was actually really cool) and Zack passed the hell out pretty much immediately. It’s 11:30 now, possibly the earliest that I’ve ever turned in on a San Diego Comic-Con evening, and I’m beyond ready to turn in for the evening to do it all again tomorrow.

Yeah, the floor was substantially busier today.

As I mentioned in yesterday’s SDCC 2017 journal, for the past year and a half or so I’ve been in love with professional wrestling. At this point I’ve spent way, way too much on merchandise (and I only don’t have a replica title or Money in the Bank briefcase because my fiancé won’t let me… and also I can’t afford it, but mostly the first one), been to every live show that’s been near me at this point (and have made plans to head to a reasonably distanced PPV whenever the next one comes around), and have forced my fiancé to re-watch way too many matches or match finishes after she’s fallen asleep through them.

It’s just really compelling television, with larger than life characters, and some incredible athleticism. It’s like sports with story, and that’s why I’m into it.

WWE merchandise is expensive as hell in Canada. Even with items on sale, the official WWE Shop usually has a pretty high cost to ship to the great white north, and you’ll also be charged some pretty hefty duty on top of it. To this point, I haven’t acually ordered anything from the online store, as once you add all of your wanted items to the basked, you’ll be pretty shocked at that total cost.

Naturally, all of this means that I was excited as hell to learn that FYE would be opening up a WWE Pop-Up Shop in Horton Plaza throughout the week of SDCC.

FYE has another, general merchandise store in the same plaza just across the way, but this store is adorned in WWE superstars on the outside, and only sells WWE merchandise on the inside.

After two attempts yesterday (they weren’t open yet on the first go ’round, and I ran out of time before another event on the second attempt), I finally made it in when the store hosted a Sami Zayn signing and photo opportunity.

As I said in the title of the post, this place is a freaking wet dream for WWE fans. It features a ton of neat shirts, replica titles, and a myriad of other merch that I wasn’t even aware existed.

It’s amazing. If you’re in San Diego, the store will be hosting a Nikki Bella signing on Saturday (purchase required for this one), and is open from 9AM-10PM each day of the convention so that you have lots of time to go and spend your sweet, sweet cash.

Here are some photos of the inside of the store (and mostly the merch it sells). Let us know if you plan to check it out!

4

We finally turned in last night (this morning) at about 1AM. I was exhausted from a long day and ready to crash, and it wasn’t more than a few moments before I… realized that sleeping wasn’t going to happen because Jonathan snores so. fucking. loudly.

Like I’ve been around some loud sleepers before (Nathan Miller, I’m looking at you), but whatever is erupting from Jonathan’s mouth, throat, lungs, or wherever the hell snoring comes from sounded freaking angry, and it wanted the rest of the world to know it.

This isn’t a new realization by any means, but it’s been a year, and sleep noises aren’t something that I generally think of on a daily basis (though at this point I wish that they were). The hours crawl by, the melatonin isn’t working, and my mouth is beginning to throb (tooth pain, if you remember yesterday’s piece), and it’s only at this moment that I remember that my lovely fiancé (who pretty much packed everything for me and by pretty much I mean absolutely) also put earplugs in my carry-on.

They look like carrots or DOTS, but they are so much more useful.

I am so thankful for those earplugs. I can’t express that enough.

6AM rolls around, and I sadly decline attending the San Diego November Project workout because my mouth is feeling pretty rough this morning… and because I’m embarrassed at how out of shape I let myself become since my last visit to San Diego (mostly this). Instead, I opt to get up, shower, and take some more painkillers. Woo.

Speaking of Woo. Wrestling. It’s been about a year and a half since I (who hadn’t watched professional wrestling since I was a small boy) thought “Let’s check out this WWE Network thing,” and I’ve been more than hooked ever since. In the past ten months, I’ve been to two NXT Live and two WWE Live shows, and I’m just itching for the next TV taping to hit somewhere near me. Hell, we had a John Cena blanket pinned up on our wall for way too long after Wrestlemania (it was purchased as a Wrestlemania decoration), and I got more creative with Wrestlemania themed snacks than I’ve been for basically anything else in my entire life… which is pretty sad.

Today marks one year since the WWE Draft, in which the Raw and Smackdown rosters were split up, and it’s crazy to think of just how many things have changed over that year (and how much things continue to evolve). Smackdown went live (and became the better show), Kurt Angle has an illegitimate son, the Hardy Boyz came back (and are still teasing becoming obsolete and broken), Bayley made the main roster and has been all but buried, Goldberg came back (and had a really good feud with Brock and some amazing promos), the Wrestlemania stage got fucking HUGE, Breezango became a thing, Talking Smack became a thing (and is sadly no longer a thing – sign the petition), the next WWE video game is coming to Nintendo consoles, Enzo and Cass broke up, DIY broke up, The Usos are cool now, people consistently boo Roman but love his feuds and matches, and a ton of other shit that I can’t remember right now. But it’s been great, and is consistently (most of the time) really, really enjoyable television. You should give it a shot (free trial)!

Matt Kelly just finished a level of some ‘Toy Blast’ shit that he’s been stuck on for four days. He seems pretty stoked. Way to go, Matt.

Matt and I eventually grabbed breakfast at a small cafe near our hotel after we failed to find the Horton Plaza which we were actually looking for (the bacon was a little too crispy for my liking, but the cold brew was tasty). He asked the server about Comic-Con, and at this point I wasn’t sure if he was really bad at hitting on girls, or really good at pushing our booth.

As soon as we left the cafe, we realized that we were both terrible at navigating, and the Horton Plaza was directly across the street from where we just ate. Our ulterior motive for heading here was to check out the WWE / FYE Pop-Up shop that’s been set up for the weekend. Matt went into the store yesterday and said that it was incredible (and incredibly dangerous as I’m already on a very limited budget and am a level seven susceptible when it comes to merchandise). Sadly, the store hadn’t quite opened for the day, so I could only look at the cool graphics on the outside. There’s a Sami Zayn signing there later today however, so I’ll definitely be back.


Before headed to the convention centre to set up the booth, we all watched a lower than low budget horror called Serial. It’s up there among the worst movies that I’ve ever seen, but it was hilarious watching it with the gang in the hotel room, who all spent more time making fun of the movie than actually watching it. I especially loved the ‘This film would have been rated R” warning at the beginning.

We all made our way to the convention centre to set up the booth (#3919, as usual), and so that I could collect my badge. In previous years, badge pick up was on the main floor, and that seemed to go pretty smoothly most of the time (at least for the brief periods each year when I was waiting). This year things moved up to the Sails Pavillion (which is upstairs and (possibly) only accessible through the convention centre. It seemed as though there was a lot of confusion here, as an employee pointed me towards Entrance D, where the employee told me to go to Entrance C, where the employee told me to go to Entrance A, where the employee told me to go to Entrance C, where they finally let me in and upstairs. In any case, I got my badge, my bag (Arrow this year, though one of the shoulder straps ripped almost immediately), yearly The Walking Dead lanyard, and this year certain passes even get a neat commemorative box to keep this and previous badges in.
Next, I walked a little bit of the show floor as a lot of the major booths were still being set up. Once I got to the booth we finished setting things up, I perused the freebie box (thanks Lootcrate) and took all of the coolest stuff (well, coolest to me), and then Matt and I catalogued the t-shirt inventory, where I got my first glimpse of the newest Geekscape t-shirt design (which may be the coolest one yet). I can’t wait to wear it.

Matt and I grabbed some Panda Express (which I’d never had before and was freaking delicious) with the intention of actually entering the WWE pop up show afterwards. We took our time eating, talking podcasts and other things that I’ve already forgotten before realizing that we needed to rush to our first appointment of the weekend – a press preview of Amazon’s activation for the upcoming The Tick series.

The first part of the installation was a neat Amazon Prime lounge. Here, you could grab yourself some wireless headphones and experience The Tick pilot almost a month before the show hits the streaming service. There were comfy couches to chill out on, water was available, and the tables featured all of the popular phone charges so that you could juice up your phone while you relaxed. The outside of the lounge featured giant Tick antennae, where those inside the lounge could control the expression that the antennae were making. There were also giant blue fans all around the area, as an attempt to keep you semi cool in the hot, dry San Diego heat. It was much appreciated. Throughout the lounge there were stations where you could scan your RFID bracelet and do The Tick trivia, and when you exited the lounge you were treated to a cool swag bag that included a Tick hat, iPhone case, bottle of water, antennae, and more.

https://www.facebook.com/GeekscapeDotNet/videos/10155604323786908/

Next (after waiting for everyone else to catch up and potentially watching Matt hit on another girl) our group went through a The Tick / AEGIS themed experience. Here Arthur said the he needed our help finding clues through two environments. We had four minutes in each room, the first being a sort of office, and the second resembling a warehouse. There we a series of RFID scanners that you were supposed to activate as slyly as possible, as you’re competing with the rest of the attendees in the room. Once you’re done this, you scan your bracelet once more to find out what kind of hero you are. In the final room you can also choose a customizable Tick themed item (I went for a baseball tee), and even create a short gif of yourself in a heroic pose. We Facebook Live’d a lot of this experience, which you can take a look at below!

https://www.facebook.com/GeekscapeDotNet/videos/10155604366781908/

The activation was a great way to kick off Comic-Con. It was as well done, and probably more fun than Amazon’s Thunderbirds / The Man in the High Castle installation from last year, and the amount of stuff that we received at the end of the experience was pretty insane. I anticipate these goodies to go fast, and the lines for this activation to be incredibly long. What we saw of the pilot is looking pretty cool, and it’s pretty clear that Amazon is betting hard on The Tick. I really can’t wait to see more.

Once the installation finished, Matt and I split up. He went to help finish up with the booth and open it up, and I went to stand in line at the WWE pop-up shop for a Sami Zayn signing. The line was pretty huge at this point (the lineup had already started when Matt and I were eating here a couple of hours earlier), and there was a cool little kid beside me who was super into Sami Zayn and was freaking out for the whole 90+ minutes that I waited in line.

Of course, before we could even get into this signing, the staff at FYE were tempting us for the next one. Nikki Bella is signing here on Saturday morning, and the store is selling a cool VIP package guaranteeing entry, which also included a Nikki Bella POP!, shirt, and hat. It’s going to be tough not to go for that.

The line actually moved pretty quickly, and the staff (especially Jim) were super friendly and helpful. Sami was super nice, signed and personalized a photo, and one of the FYE staff members took a photo of you with Sami at the table. It was a cool experience, and I’ll probably (definitely) be back on Saturday for the Nikki Bella signing, which I’m sure will have an even bigger crowd (Sami’s line got pretty freaking long).

As cool as it was getting the photo, I do wish that the folks in charge of photo ops at any event would be slightly aware that composition is pretty important when taking a photo. I also wish that I was a bit more photogenic, but of course there isn’t a lot that the photographer could have done about that.


Once I finished up at the WWE Pop Up Shop (more on that later), I made my way back to the convention centre just after the floor opened, meaning that I didn’t have to stand in the heat, and I was able to walk right in. The floor was open from 6-9PM for preview night, and I spent much of that time at the booth (#3919 all weekend if you’re around), chatting with attendees, reuniting with Zack Haddad, and having a blast overall. I jumped out of the booth a couple of times in order to check out a certain booth or see what sort of exclusives were up for grabs, but, with this being my fifth year in a row at SDCC, I almost feel done with the shoulder to shoulder crowds.

This isn’t even that busy.

Throughout the opening hours, we saw some pretty cool cosplay, sold some shirts (I got my hands on one of the new designs as well), made some new fans, and gave away a ton of shit (with way, way more to come). I got a ‘Too Sweet’ from a dude that liked my Wrestlemania t-shirt (which I nearly didn’t buy last year for like $1 at Hot Topic), and we almost closed down the booth, packed it all up, and went home following  the best cosplay in the world. This adorable little girl was dressed as Eleven from Stranger Things, and when we asked if we could take her photo, she threw her hand in the air long before we could ask her to do a pose. It was freaking amazing.

We can all go home. She wins.

Soon, the floor closed and it was time to go and eat. I was itching for some Rockin’ Baha as I haven’t had a chance to experience their incredible mango salsa yet this year (it’s tradition), but instead we ended up pushing a couple of tables together at Lolita’s Mexican restaurant, and ate some great food, had some great conversation, and were probably way too damned loud.

Courtney couldn’t handle a Geekscape dinner.

We finished up, and began to make our way back to our hotel (as it’s nearly midnight at this point). Zack talked about all of the neatest spots and best food around the Gaslamp Quarter (including an Alice In Wonderland themed bar), and somehow Matt Kelly ended up telling me all about how much he loves potatoes, and how at a certain restaurant that he would often go to as a child, he’d usually order mashed potatoes, a baked potato, and cream of potato soup. That’s a lot of freaking potato.

My feet hurt like hell, my mouth is starting to throb again, and I’m freaking exhausted (at least I’ll remember earplugs right away tonight), but today was a fantastic time. At this point, more than anything on the floor, anything that I’ve seen, or anything that I’ve had the chance to do thus far, it’s just been amazing hanging out with these people and beginning to feel like myself again. It’s been some time since I’ve had this much fun, and I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings.

This morning, 2K announced that The Kingslayer himself, Seth Rollins, will be the cover athlete for WWE 2K18. As the first full time performer to grace the cover in three years, Rollins joins the likes of John Cena, CM Punk, The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin as the featured star for the annual wrestling simulation game.

Seth is appropriate pick considering how the rising star had the biggest win of his career earlier this year when he defeated Triple H with one leg at this year’s Wrestlemania. Following the slogan “Be Like No One”, the former Architect of The Shield takes things a little too far, deciding to destroy some legendary memorabilia. Because that’s what you do when you make the cover of a video game.

Eagle eyed wrestling fans can spot plenty of easter eggs as they get smashed to pieces by the masked Rollins. From Ric Flair’s robe to The Undertaker’s gear that he left behind at his retirement, nothing is sacred when you want to sell a game. But why did you have to smash Brutus Beefcake’s scissors? It’s not like he has much of his glory days to hold onto lately. There wasn’t a barber shop window that Seth could have fled through instead?

While we don’t get to see any game play, we do know when and how we’ll be playing it. Releasing on PS4 and Xbox One on October 17, the game will be released with three different versions. The Standard Edition, the Deluxe Edition, which will give players four days of early access, and the Collector’s Edition, which will include everything the Deluxe Edition contains, plus physical rewards that will be revealed at a later date. Past versions had some pretty great stuff, so fans might want to jump on the preorder button once the announcement is made.

Watch the trailer below and tell us what other artifacts of wrestling’s past you can spot. Are you planning on picking up this year’s iteration? And what do you think of Rollins on the cover? Let us know in the comments!

I am really excited for this year’s Wrestlemania.

Yeah, I had an absolute blast watching last year’s Wrestlemania 32 with some close pals (and enjoying the rest of the content that the weekend had to offer as well), but I really, really had no idea just how big of a deal it was.

It still floors me when I see the size of last year’s Wrestlemania crowd, and watching the WWE24 special about the spectacle really drives home the fact that the company and the WWE Universe completely take over the week for the entire city that the event is in, and the entire weekend for everyone else.

So this year, I decided to make a bigger deal out of it. I took a paid day off from work (it’s basically a holiday), I forced my fiancé to take one too, and we’re still having people over – this time however, we’re making a day of it and are having a ton of WWE themed snacks (and by themed I mean we’re just having regular snacks but we’re changing the names to loosely fit WWE superstars and special moves ).

Need some sweet, sweet snacks for your Wrestlemania party? Here’s what we have planned (with descriptions of each down below). Feel free to print these out (in full size here: Batch1Batch2Batch3Batch4), label your snacks, and we hope that you have your own ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE TM this Sunday!

Sadly, I didn’t think of Cesaro Salad until I had already printed these out.

Here’s how the snacks break down:

Pop-Up Powerade – This is just Powerade… but with a new label.
Zigglers – Twizzlers… but with a new label.
End of Lays – Bags of Lays chips… with a new label (get the pattern here)?
Calf Crushers – I just bought a BBQ, so this is definitely just burgers.

DD-Peas – Snap Peas (mmmm).
Superman Punch – Fruit punch but way stronger. Believe that.
Booker Tea – Probably just iced tea.
Broccoli Lesnar – It’s Broccoli (and it’ll probably be dipped in Ranch otherwise it’ll be too dry).

Helluva Dip
 – This is the dip that’s meant to make the End of Lays a little less boring.
Vince McMahonwich – Sloppy Joes (Manwich brand so that the name fits)
Samosa Joe – Can you guess this one?
Alberto Doritos – Back to the white labelled standard snacks.

Triple H20 – This is bottled water… or tap water (it depends on how much I like you).
Coffee Kingston – Wrestlemania is long AF. You’re going to need this by the end of the night.
Beck’s Chex – Chex Mix, any variety (but probably the chocolate one because it tastes the best).
Rusev Crush – Another white labelled beverage, I’m probably going with Orange.

That’s what I’ve got (and I didn’t even look online for help). What kind of snacks will you be serving this weekend? Sound out below!

The images were taken right from the official WWE page, while the text template can be found here!

This is the worst named Pay-Per-View in a long times. Like seriously.

Roadblock as a pay-per-view between Royal Rumble and Wrestlemania at least made a little bit of sense. It was like the Roadblock on the Road to Wrestlemania or something… but this? What is it the Roadblock to exactly? Also is the End of the Line subtitle really necessary?

God wrestling is stupid sometimes.

MATCH 1: Big Cass vs. Rusev

BIG CASS – His best friend is a horny little loud mouth who always seems to get himself in trouble and than Cass has to save him … so … He’s kinda like Silent Bob but with Muscles.

RUSEV – He’s from Russia. People harass him and his wife for being foreign and constantly are sexually harassing his wife but because this is wrestling he’s a bad guy. If you’re not sure why consult the first three words I used to describe him.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt – Cass is going to win but it should be Rusev. It should be Rusev because he’s amazing, under utilized and honestly is in the right. Enzo was basically kinda sorta definitely sexually assaulting Lana. But this is WWE and as far as I know Vince is still madly in love with Big Cass so I see a big push for Big Cass.

Derek –  I love both of these guys, but Cass is taking this one. Seeing his pal Ezbo get absolutely crushed by Rusev over the past few weeks has to have made him angry. Rusev has made short work of Enzo, but I can’t imagine that he’ll have an easy time with the Seven Footer. Simply wanting to stand up for his friend should give him enough of a push to resist the Accolade and come out on top.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt – I think this is a set-up to test the waters of a bigger Big Cass singles push honestly. That’s probably not a bad idea really. Enzo is great on the mic but in general nothing special in the ring. Having him take a more manager role to Big Cass would only be a good thing for both of them.

Additionally Rusev could probably do better if he gets away from the constantly defending his wife from sexual abuse storylines. Maybe have him challenge Owens for the Universal Title. I could super be into a Rusev vs. Owens match.

Derek – I think that this is just the beginning for this particular rivalry. Rusev will lose and it’ll set him off, and then we’ll get to see the crazy, incredibly angry Rusev that we all know and love.

MATCH 2: Rich Swann vs. T.J. Perkins vs. The Brian Kendrick

Rich Swann – Current Cruiserweight Champion. He’s into singing and dancing and fighting.

T.J. Perkins – He likes video games and also fighting

The Brian Kendrick – He likes fighting

WHO WILL WIN:

Matt – Rich Swann. This one is easy. Unless you’ve done something really truly awful it’s rare that they pull the belt off you on your first title defense.

Derek –  A triple-threat Cruiserweight Title match? We’re in for a freaking treat! Rich Swann winning the title in the first place (so soon after Kendrick took it) was a huge surprise. I absolutely love Swann’s demeanour in the ring, and I’d love to see him hold onto this belt for awhile longer. That said, Kendrick simply did not hold onto the title for long enough, and I really see him taking the belt back during the match.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:

Matt – Rich is going to hold the belt for a while. He’s everything the Cruiserweight division should be. The only real issue is that WWE doesn’t know how to build good characters sometimes. Rich Swann should be more than happy and smiling. Regardless he’s going to hold the belt until Austin Aries is ready for it. Kendrick I think will slowly fade away into a comfortable legends contract with WWE and Perkins will probably turn into one of the main heels in 205 Live.

Derek – Kalisto needs to move over. The dude flips like no-other, and would really bring something to 205 Liveor the Cruiserweight Division, instead of being way underused on Smackdown.

MATCH 3: New Day vs. Sheamus and Cesaro

The New Day – The longest reigning Tag Team Champions ever, it’s pretty impressive

Sheamus and Cesaro – They were forced to be a tag team and they just kinda agreed for some reason.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt – There is no reason for New Day to keep holding the belts. Literally none. Honestly they should have lost the belts after Summerslam; but WWE has an issue with spite sometimes. Demolition had the record, but they also have a lawsuit against WWE… with the New Day already pretty close to the record it was a given that they would break that record and middle finger to all things Demolition. Sheamus and Cesaro should win this. Honestly them or The Club should have won this a long time ago. Both of those teams have lost so many times that they have no momentum. But there’s honestly no longer a reason for us to care about New Day and their title reign. Get those belts off them and let’s build to a new Tag Team’s chance.

Derek – This is it for The New Day’s incredible, incredibly entertaining title reign. They’ve now officially become the longest-reigning Tag Champs of all time, and now that they’ve passed The Demolition’s record, they’re losing this match to… Sheamus and Cesaro. I don’t really like Sheamus or Cesaro as singular competitors, let alone as a tag team, so it’ll definitely be disappointing to see this one come to a close.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt – New Day will get a shot or two at getting the belts back but they will continue to entertain in delight. I could see them doing more singles matches and the New Day becoming more of a group of supportive friends.

Cesaro and Sheamus will hold the belts for a while before imploding and The Club finally getting the belts and maybe actually getting a chance to be a threat (hey Smackdown has done it with the Wyatts pretty well).

Derek – Hopefully, the next day The New Day will become three time champs.

MATCH 4: Sami Zayn vs. Braun Strowman

SAMI ZAYN – Ska! The Wrestler

BRAUN STROWMAN – If The Bumble took up wrestling

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt – Remember that scene in Revenge of the Nerds when Ogre has to arm wrestle the one girl from Omega Mu and she gives him a run for his money? Then at the end Ogre wins but starts crying? That’s how I want this match to play out. I want Sami to just wreck havoc on Braun. Give him the match of his life and Braun just barely gets the win. But he gets the win with hurt pride.

Derek – After all of the squash matches, and all of the build-up, and all of the angry Strowman yelling about a real challenge. Sami was essentially squashed himself by Strowman recently, and I think this match is where the underdog from the underground really shows off the incredible heart that’s inside him, and somehow manages to last the entire 10 minutes. I don’t know how it’s going to happen, but I’m sure it’s set to be entertaining as hell.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:

Matt – Braun continues to be a dangerous force. He will get eliminated at the Rumble by Sami Zayn (most likely) to set up another big match for them at Wrestlemania (unless the rumor of Sami being in the title picture very shortly is true… than nevermind what I say).

Derek – If Kevin Owens retains the title, and Sami Zayn can stand up to Strowman, can we please give Sami a Universal Title push?

MATCH 5: Seth Rollins vs. Chris Jericho

SETH ROLLINS – He was a bad guy, now he’s a good guy

CHRIS JERICHO – He was a bad guy, he still kinda is but he hates his best friend Owens who’s also a bad guy so maybe he’s on the route of becoming a good guy?

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt – Seth Rollins wins this match. There’s not even part of me that questions it. Owens will probably get involved. Probably with the intention of helping Jericho but instead only making the situation worse leading to a Jericho/Owens match at the Rumble.

Derek – This is one rivalry that I haven’t really had the pleasure of following over the past few weeks. “Sparkle Crotch” was a pretty hilarious moment, and seeing Seth take Jericho’s list really put me on Jericho’s side of this one. I do feel like Seth has been criminally undervalued since his return, and I think that will continue, with Jericho taking the win this time around.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt – Jericho will be leaving soon and Rollins will get a match against Triple H. The question is, does Triple H show up in the next few weeks and it builds to a Royal Rumble match or does Triple H show up at the Rumble and eliminates Rollins to build the wrestlemania match? I’m going to assume the latter.

Derek –  I just want to see Jericho have a giant feud with Kevin Owens. These former best friends need to become worst enemies.

MATCH 6: Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte Flair

SASHA BANKS – She’s the Bo$$ and constantly beating Charlotte … unless it’s a Pay-Per-View

CHARLOTTE – Ric Flair’s daughter, she has never been pinned on a pay-per-view

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt – I think that with the 30-Minute Iron Women match there’s two possibilities. I think either scenario Sasha leaves still as champion, but I believe that it either ends in a tie or Sasha gets Charlotte to tap a bunch but in the last few seconds she manages to pin Charlotte winning the match.

Derek –  I’m unbelievably excited for this one. The ongoing (essentially forever) feud between Sasha and Charlotte has been incredibly entertaining, and seeing the rivals take part in a 30-minute Iron Man match has a great chance of being Match-Of-The-Night.

That said, it seems as though every time these two face each other, the title changes hands. Sasha won the title a few weeks back in brutal fashion, so this time, Charlotte takes it.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:

Matt – I think that this really is the final Sasha/Charlotte match… at least for a while. We’re about to hop on the road to wrestlemania and I have a feeling by March Sasha will be uber heel in order for Baylee to get the next big push in the women’s division. Charlotte has some unfinished business with Dana and I forsee Dana getting involved in a match (if not this pay-per-view definitely Royal Rumble) to retrigger that feud (speaking of which where the fuck has Dana Brooke been?)

Derek – Bayley… Please give Bayley a shot at the title.

MATCH 7: Kevin Owens vs. Roman Reigns

KEVIN OWENS – He’s big, mean and an absolute delight. People love him.

ROMAN REIGNS – He’s big, cheesy and a decent enough wrestler. People Hate Him.

WHO WILL WIN
Matt – Kevin Owens. I can’t see them having Roman Reigns carry the Universal Title and US Title just a little over a year since Seth Rollins did the same thing with John Cena. That being said, Owens isn’t gonna win clean… something is going to happen. What I don’t know just yet. Maybe Rusev or whoever is going to be challenging Reigns next for the title… perhaps a surprise Finn Balor return?

Derek – I’ll probably get booed for admitting it, but I’m a Reigns fan. I fell for the guy last year when I first started watching WWE, and to this day don’t understand all of the hate that he constantly receives. I also really enjoy Kevin Owens, and as much as I’d love to see Reigns take the Universal Championship… there’s no way in hell that the company lets it happen. Owens takes this one for sure.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:

Matt – Reigns will get back to where he belongs… defending the US Title. He’ll probably have a few softballs against Bo Dallas, Curtis Axel and Titus O’Neil. I don’t know who will actually win that title until the next NXT call ups. As for Kevin Owens I think we are building to a giant Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens Wrestlemania event and I can’t wait for that.

Derek – I’m not sure what’s next for Reigns, but I just want to see Jericho and KO fight forever.

Hello Fantasy Bookers. It’s time to predict who the lone survivors will be at WWE’s Lone Pay-Per-View this month so let’s tackle Survivor Series head on. WWE is giving us 4 hours of show and 2 hours of pre-show to cover 6 matches, this … this could be bad.

kendrickkalisto

MATCH 1: Brian Kendrick vs. Kalisto for the Cruiserweight Title

The winner of this match gets not just the title but the entire cruiserweight roster will move if the title is won by Kalisto.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt – There’s almost no chance Kendrick wins this. I’m confident that Kendrick only won the title last month to lose to Kalisto. With WWE announcing the all Cruiserweight show 205 Live airing after smackdown on the network it’s basically written in the stars that Raw is giving away the Cruiserweights to smackdown.

Derek – The Cruiserweights are headed to Smackdown. With 205 Live launching on the same night, having Cruiserweight matches on Smackdown will be a great lead-in. Kendrick’s fight for the belt has been an interesting one, but now that he has it… I’m not really sure what he does with it. Kalisto wins.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt – While the Cruiserweight title seems designed specifically for someone like Kalisto I think he will only be champion for a month or two. By Royal Rumble the title will be on someone a bit more marketable in the WWE sense. I’m thinking Rich Swann or Cedric Alexander. The real question is where the fuck is Jack Gallagher!?

Derek – I don’t know what Raw does with that extra time (and how Smackdown manages to fit in even more content), but I’m excited to see 205 Live launch, and a Cruiserweight match right before will certainly get me in the mood for it.

13dbf2f828c848b72aefae520fc83ab8_crop_north

MATCH 2: The Miz vs Sami Zayn for the IC Title

This is the other title at risk of trading shows. The Miz just won the title on Tuesday completely changing the direction this match could go.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt – This is a tough call. One part of my brain says that Sami Zayn wins this. WWE trading the Cruiserweight title to Smackdown in exchange for the IC Belt on Raw. The other part of me thinks we won’t have every title match be a title change. I’m going to stick to my original opinion though and I see Sami Zayn getting the win. Sami needs the title more than Miz at this point (But props to MIz for elevating this title in a HUGE way). It would be wrong of me not to quickly shout out Geekscape favorite Mega-Ran for his prediction that Miz retains by a Dolph assist. If Miz is retaining on Sunday, I want that to be the reason.

Derek – Sami Zayn. He deserves to be champion. I loved The Miz’ last run at the IC title, and The Miz v. Ziggler was probably my favourite match of 2016 so far, but it would be a super neat dynamic to see the title change brands.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt – The Miz is going to return to Smackdown empty handed. It will be more fuel for the verbal lashings between him and Daniel. This will also keep a Dolph and Miz feud going a little longer, but let’s hope both of them are out of the IC title picture by the Royal Rumble in favor of a different challenger.

As for Sami I can really see Sami continuing the amazing work done by Dolph and Miz to make the title matter. Raw doesn’t have much going in the mid-card however so I believe his first challenger would have to be Bo Dallas or Curtis Axel but … that could be a good thing. It’d give Sami a few decent wins while making both of those guys who currently have nothing to do… have something to do. I don’t see anyone taking that belt of Sami on Raw though.

My dream scenario is for the next few months Daniel trying to bargain a trade with Raw to get Sami and the belt back on Smackdown. Sami will stay at Raw, Owens will lose the Universal Title before Wrestlemania and in jealous rage try to take the belt from Sami. When sami goes over Owens at Wrestlemania he will decide he has tackled all the competition on Raw and agree to trade to Smackdown for new competition.

Derek – Hmm. Owens and Zayn continue their forever rivalry and Owens tries to hold two belts at once? Or Jericho goes after Zayn so that he and Owens can both have belts.

sstagteam2016-600x338

MATCH #3 – SURVIVOR SERIES TAG TEAM EDITION

There’s nothing at stake besides bragging rights in this (or any) Survivor Series matches. For that reason I’m not going to be breaking down the “What happens next” portion and instead focusing on how I think the match will play out.

TEAM RAW: New Day, Sheamus/Cesaro, Gallows/Anderson, Enzo & Cass & Shining Stars
TEAM SMACKDOWN: Slater/Rhyno, American Alpha, Hype Bros, The Usos & Breezango

Matt – I’m thinking this is going to go to Raw. They have a more stacked tag-team card right now. I think Shining Stars will be the first time eliminated. Followed by the Hype Bros. Next I could see the Usos going out, Enzo and Cass will follow shortly after (They can take an early elimination).

Here’s where I think things will get wacky. I think Slater and Rhyno get eliminated. This will be a way for American Alpha and Breezango to have bragging rights and reasons to go after the Smackdown titles. Why Breezango you might ask? They’ve been getting a lot of attention and praise on Talking Smack, I think it’s possible we see a bigger push for them shortly… even if it’s just for them to be the Heel Tag Team Champions that American Alpha defeats for the titles at a later date (probably Royal Rumble).

Once Slater and Rhyno have been removed. Breezango will follow shortly after. American Alpha will get New Day Eliminated but their elimination will come via Anderson/Gallows walking out on the teams when Big E is reaching for a tag. Sheamus and Cesaro will be the lone survivors though taking out American Alpha and earning another title shot at New Day’s belts.

Derek – How this match will even work I have no idea. 10 on 10 is freaking insane, and with Heath Slater refreshed and renewed thanks to his new double-wide, team Smackdown is going to take this one thanks to The Beauty and the Man-Beast. Also, where is the Golden Truth? After the PPV The New Day will continue to entertain us (though they’re for sure going to lose the titles soon). Gallows and Anderson continue to be boring as hell, and Breezango take the Smackdown titles.

2ac1ae85dd676d60c84e23f098f19051_crop_north

MATCH #4 – SURVIVOR SERIES WOMEN’S EDITION

Again there’s nothing at stake besides bragging rights in this (or any) Survivor Series matches. For that reason I’m not going to be breaking down the “What happens next” portion and instead focusing on how I think the match will play out.

TEAM RAW: Charlotte, Bayley, Nia Jax, Sasha Banks and Alicia Foxx
TEAM SMACKDOWN: Nikki Bella, Becky Lynch, Alexa Bliss, Carmella & Naomi

Matt – I think this one will be a shocker and end up going to team Smackdown.

Early eliminations will go to Alicia Foxx, Carmella and Naomi. From there I see Nia Jax going out unexpectedly follow by Alexa Bliss and Nikki Bella… you should see where this is going.

It’s going to turn into a Four Horsewomen 3 on 1 match between Banks, Bayley and Charlotte vs Becky. Bayley will be first to be eliminated. Banks will come in next but when things get rough she’s going to reach out to tag Charlotte and … Charlotte will already be halfway up the ramp. Team Raw might lose, but Charlotte’s “never pinned at a PPV” streak will remain intact. Banks will eat the pin and Becky will stand tall as both Smackdown Champion and the lone survivor for Team Smackdown.

Derek – Just looking at the promo image for this match – Bayley, Fia, Sasha, Charlotte… This one has to go to RAW. I think that we’ll see Charlotte vs Becky to finish the match off, though I’d love to see the insane power of Nia Jax shown off in this one.

Hopefully in the future Becky can keep the Smackdown belt forever (and I’m also a Natalia fan, so if she’s going to lose it, it would be neat to see Natalia get a shot). Sasha and Charlotte keep trading the belt forever and it’s super entertaining.

survivor-series-mens-teams

MATCH #5 – SURVIVOR SERIES MEN’S EDITION

For the 3rd and final time, there’s nothing at stake besides bragging rights in this (or any) Survivor Series matches. For that reason I’m not going to be breaking down the “What happens next” portion and instead focusing on how I think the match will play out.

TEAM RAW: Kevin Owens, Chris Jericho, Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins and Brawn Strowman
TEAM SMACKDOWN: AJ Styles, Dean Ambrose, Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton and Shane McMahon

Matt – This should go to Smackdown, but I just can’t see a situation where Vince won’t let Raw stand tall. Just like Nexus or WCW … Vince needs to make sure his baby looks best at the end of the day. That being said, we can still make it compelling.

I think Shane McMahon is in this match to take the first pin and Chris Jericho won’t be far behind. I think it’s revealed that Bray has control over Strowman early on and he has Strowman walk out (I know I’ve predicted a walk out in every match but when every team is filled with people who hate each other it’s bound to happen more than once). Bray is out next… potentially via Orton backstab (but it’s too damn early for that if you ask me).

Owens, AJ and Randy will be next to go because much like the women’s needed a Four Horsewomen moment, this needs a Shield mini-reunion. Dean will eventually eat the pin with Rollins and Reigns both standing tall.

Derek – This is actually my first Survivor Series… I’m not overly sure how things work, or how the booking generally goes. Based on the brands alone, I see Team RAW taking this one, and I’m pretty sure it’s not going to happen, but a Bray vs. Braun finish would be absolutely incredible. This could also be a great moment for Chris Jericho to turn on his best friend Kevin Owens in order to get some well deserved time in the spotlight. Randy continues to become a Wyatt, things fall apart between Chris and Kevin, and AJ continues to be an annoying champion.

20161026_match_survivorseries_goldbergbrock_2k-77ab1cb06956f526f26eb7826b72ca4a

MATCH #6 – Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar

The match designed because of a video game. Goldberg and Lesnar happened years ago and from everything I’m told was a huge disappointment. So now it’s time for a rematch.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt – So I’m not sure if Brock is going to win, but Brock isn’t going to “lose” for real if that makes sense.

WWE has invested a lot of energy into making Brock Lesnar this unbeatable monster. You don’t end that to Goldberg in a one time appearance. There’s rumors of a Shane McMahon vs. Brock match at wrestlemania, if that’s true than I see Shane fucking things up for Brock in order for Goldberg to get the win… but I don’t think that will happen. If anything Brock wins this clean.

Derek – Goldberg. It has to be Goldberg. It’s his last match ever, and I’m sure that he didn’t agree to come back just to job to Brock. After Brock’s less than stellar Wrestlemania and Summerslam performances, I just hope that The Beast doesn’t phone this one in, and gives Goldie the respect that he deserves. If this week’s Raw was any indication, it should be a good one.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt – Depending how bad this match goes will determine if we get a “Round 3” of this match up in the future. I don’t expect that though, I’m thinking it’s a one and done match. I think soon we need someone to beat the Beast and I (like most of the internet) believe Nakamura is the man for the job. I”m hoping with all my heart that we get that at Wrestlemania this year. I even put it on my Christmas list. Please Santa Baby! I’ve been pretty good for the most part.

Derek – Goldberg is gone for good, and Brock disappears for awhile. Maybe we’ll get a neat Brock vs. Braun storyline whenever he comes back again.

The WWE Slam Crate has been hyped up for a few months now, marking the wrestling company’s first foray into the subscription crate business. From figures to shirts and pins, many wrestling fans were anxious to see what a WWE themed box would contain. Well, we’ve received our first crate, and the results are as varied as the many personalities that fill the roster. With that said, here’s what’s inside!

With all of the promotion New Day has been doing with this crate, it’s no surprise that the centerpiece of the first crate centers around the trio. With that said, I never would have expected what we got. As the debut figure for the inaugural Slam Crate, we got Big E, Xavier and Kofi riding a unicorn. It’s just as bizarre as it sounds, which is why it’s easily the highlight of the box for me.

img_5546

When you want to look like a Boss, a blue pair of Sasha Banks’ glasses definitely help. These are pretty much identical to the gold pair we can buy from WWE Shop, but it never hurts to have variety. All we need are the “Legit Boss” hand accessories and we’re good to go!

If you’re not feeling much like a boss, you at least don’t want to look sawft. This Lootcrate exclusive Enzo and Cass shirt will show the world that you’re a certified G and a bonafide stud, even if you aren’t seven feet tall. Cass’ frame made me think it was a Lesnar shirt at first, but the comical proportions work for the team.

img_5553

No superstar would be complete without a bit of gold, so with the Slam Crate’s debut pin, we’re getting the classic winged eagle! Designed to look like the classic WWF championship from the late 80’s to the mid 90’s, this hefty pin is incredibly detailed, with its only real drawback being that its size and weight would make it a bit impractical to put on a lanyard. But it looks so nice, I’d rather display it or frame it than risk it falling off at a convention.

img_5549

Representing NXT, we got two items showing off the future of the WWE. First, the NXT patch will let you literally wear your fandom on your sleeve, or wherever you want it to go! Then, a preview of the upcoming Topps NXT trading card line gives us a look at Austin Aries. Labeled as an “NXT Prospect”, the back gives a brief history of The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived. It’s a great way to introduce fans who don’t watch NXT or don’t follow the indies to a guy like this, even if it is weird that someone who has been wrestling for over a decade is being called a “prospect”. Still, I get what they’re going for.

Lastly, this crate has plenty for the Dean Ambrose fans out there. This giant belt buckle shows off the Lunatic Fringe’s prominent logo, for those times you’re feeling like stealing a hot dog cart or making friends with a potted plant. Speaking of plants, what has to be a close runner up to the New Day figure for the best item in the box, you can have your very own Mitch! While Dean’s plant may be gone, it lives on through this mini plant encased in a bamboo pot. Definitely the most creative item in the set, Ican’t help but be excited over seeing this bad boy sprout.

That’s all we’ve got for the very first Slam Crate! From some weird figures, to an incredible pin and a potted plant, the variety of this debut box is surprising. With so much to love, what are your favorite items from the box? Let us know in the comments, and don’t forget to use the promo code “Geekscape” for a discount on your crate!

I was gonna write a big long intro but then Molly summed it all up in a few sentences:

“Anyone else REALLY hate when pay per views are named after gimmick matches? Seriously, it’s on mischief night. There was literally no better time to bring back Halloween Havoc. Whatever. Your loss, WWE. “

bayley-vs-dana

Match #1 – Bayley vs Dana Brooke

Bayley – Female Sami Zayn. She’s all about hugs and being a fan girl for wrestling. It’s almost impossible to hate her.

Dana Brooke – She looks tough but then talks… and then wrestles. It’s almost impossible to like her.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt: I obviously want Bayley to win… but that’s the whole point of Bayley, you want to see her succeed but she never does … until Wrestlemania (spoiler for my future predictions). Dana Brooke has got this one on lock.

Molly: Dana takes some notes from Tetsuya Naito and spends the whole match focusing on a single body part (ie Bayley’s arm) to get the clever win

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: Dana will eventually turn on Charlotte Flair and have a nice little back and forth with her. Bayley will continue to try her hardest and eventually get to a big moment at Wrestlemania… possibly in a Four Horsemen Fatal Fourway Main Event.

Molly: After the war flashback to NXT Season 3 in which we had to watch two great athletes doing anything-but-wrestling-on-a-wrestling-show, Dana and Bayley should have what they should’ve had in the first place. And that’s a smart, almost as old as Ultimo Dragon wrestling storyline in which a competitor brutalizes the shit out of one of their opponent’s body parts to get a believable win that also proves them to be smarter than you thought. If Dana focuses on destroying Bayley’s arm, it would make sense why Bayley couldn’t get a win off the bayley-to-belly suplex, or fully lock in a submission. So a Dana win would be expected and deserved. Thus leading to Dana trying to further prove her candor before facing hell at the hands of Sasha Banks for EVER thinking she’s a badder bitch than Sasha. While Bayley goes on to do as I said she’d do in my Sasha vs Charlotte paragraph.

wwecwchiac

Match 2: Cedric Alexander, Lince Dorado, and Sin Cara vs Tony Nese, Drew Gulak, and Ariya Daivari

It’s going to take a lot of time giving a breakdown on all these guys and WWE Raw can’t seem to be bothered to promote these people as individuals anyway so instead I just recommend watching all of the Cruiserweight classic for everyone except Sin Cara. If you want to know more about Sin Cara I suggest the Scooby Doo Wrestlemania Mystery DVD.
WHO WILL WIN:
Matt: This is the hardest one to predict because there’s literally nothing building this match. WWE has barely attempted to actually have a cruiserweight division. They made some of their best content with the CWC but then just said ‘fuck it’ with the actual division. I’m going to lean towards this being a victory for Nese, Gulak and Daivari … specifically with Nese getting the pin. This is for no other reason than I could see Vince wanting to push Nese sooner rather than later.

Molly: Cedric Alexander, Lince Dorado, and Sin Cara will win for the sheer fact that we all know the heels aren’t going to pull this one out (and you know I’m being honest because I’m saying this despite the fact that Drew Gulak could stretch me the fuck out at any given time).

What Happens Next:
Matt: I could see Tony Nese and Cedric being used for lots of big things in WWE and pushed to a non-Cruiserweight position. Tony Nese will most likely be the next person to chase T.J. Perkins. As for these other guys, it’s too early to say. I hope WWE actually gives the cruiserweights the 40-60 minutes of TV time they deserve each week and I can predict other things. In the meantime at least I can hope that Gentleman Club will continue in Chikara until WWE realize the prize that Drew Gulak is.

Molly: I don’t really get why they just tossed Sin Cara into this mix. Guess they figured no one would really notice and he’d just blend in? You can’t really blend in when you’re one of the guys in the spangled cerulean mask. Sin Cara needs to state why he’s come to take up space in this stacked division, and most sensibly, it’s because he’s been offered an opportunity on the RAW roster than former teammate and obvious future cruiserweight champ, Kalisto, can’t take advantage of. That in mind, Sin Cara really shouldn’t be on a team in the first place. So when the faces get the win, Sin Cara takes full responsibility and declares himself the rightful #1 contender to the belt. Cedric and Lince don’t react well to this, cause now both have matches against Sin Cara to win contendership. Lince wins so we get the Kendrick vs Dorado match that should be coming from this gradual push Dorado has been getting on RAW. Meanwhile, Nese and Gulak will continue to be my dark horse favorite in the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic until they’re ultimately fed to the Big Shield- I mean, Authors of Pain.

wwe-hell-in-a-cell-2016-enzo-cass-gallows-anderson

Match 3: Enzo Amore and Big Cass vs. Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson

Enzo and Cass – Jay and Silent Bob… the wrestlers.

Gallows & Anderson – The toughest guys who never win in WWE.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt: Enzo and Cass will take this win. They don’t need the win as much as Gallows and Anderson… but I’ll get into that below.

Molly: Gallows & Anderson will win by strangling Enzo and Cass with the last shreds of dignity they have

Josh: Poor Gallows and Anderson came in as such a big deal, and now they’re just… kind of there. Enzo and Cass work well as the underdog team, so them losing won’t mean much. The Club however, needs whatever momentum they can regain, especially after Anderson ate two singles losses in two weeks, one of which was in seconds. Gallows and Anderson are my picks.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: So Molly will probably read this and want to throw something at me but luckily for me I’ll be safe in Disney away from her death glare. This is coming from someone who’s pre-WWE knowledge of these two goes no further than what Molly has told me and one match I saw. I think we are going to see Anderson and Gallows lose a lot over the next few months. That is until about Royal Rumble.
By the time Rumble comes around New Day will have broken the record officially. It’s around here I could see Anderson and Gallows starting to kiss ass with the reformed Authority (I doubt GM Foley makes it to the end of 2016… more on that later). They will win with Authority interference at the Rumble but it’s at Wrestlemania that they will reveal the “leader” of their little club. Once they have a leader to point them in the right direction they will really shine as an unstoppable force in WWE… until WWE throws the belts on Enzo and Cass.

Molly: I’m getting really sick of having to convince people that Anderson and Gallows are actually really good. I’m hoping this run they’re on is like when Samoa Joe first arrived in NXT. Those unfamiliar with Joe weren’t interested in him cause he wasn’t performing at top form and his booking didn’t spark intrigue. Then he hit his stride and started strong style-ing the fuck out of people and now he’s arguably the best wrestler on NXT. I’d like to hope following this drizzling shits run that the Club has been having, they’re going to be allowed to get more aggressive, and wrestle like they’re in guerilla warfare. Have them go up against Cesaro & Sheamus with the atmosphere that this is heel vs heel. Give me death, or give me the death of the Swiss-Irish connection at the hands of the Club.

Josh: It’s clear that The Club is being built back up, possibly to take the Tag Team Titles once the New Day breaks the record. They’ll keep treading water until that time comes. As far as Enzo and Cass, there’s a reason they’ve been kept mostly separate from the title scene. Expect them to make waves closer to Wrestlemania season.

wwehiac_tag-800x450
Match 4: The New Day vs. Cesaro and Sheamus

New Day – Our Current WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS … they’re funny about 90% of the time which is more than I can say about most of the Raw Comedy bits

Cesaro and Sheamus – The will they/won’t they tag team that hates each other and is forced to fight together based on a technicality

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt: I wish that I could say it’s Cesaro and Sheamus because I think it’s been time for the New Day to drop the belts for a while now… but I really do think they’re gonna keep them champs until they break the record in December.

Molly: The New Day thanks to the obvious impending implosion that is Cesaro and Sheamus’ partnership.

Josh: This is a hard match to call because either result flies in the face of common sense. As hard as The New Day have been pushed to break the tag team title record, it would normally be a given that they’ll hold the belts until it’s been surpassed. On the other hand, Cesaro and Sheamus have had months of development invested in them, across 10 singles matches and a series of tag team battles where they seemingly can’t get along. That normally means they’re in line for a fluke win. Still, throwing away a few months is better than throwing away a whole year, which is why New Day’s reign will continue after the show closes.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: The New Day will continue to be a dominate team until Royal Rumble after they have shattered Demolitions record. Cesaro and Sheamus will just keep being the “will they? won’t they?” tag team until they turn on each other and we get another best out of 7 series.

Molly: The New Day is just gonna keep doing what they’re doing cause, I mean, if it ain’t broke? Granted, I’d like to see New Day do something different. However, anytime they try to be serious (their feuds with the Wyatt Family and the Club) it never lasts after they win the feud. They go right back to being happy fun-time New Day. So how bout we stop trying to make them super serious? You already have 4 other champions you can take seriously on RAW. Let us see a fully fleshed out feud between the New Day and Enzo & Cass that we’ve been waiting on. Let it start out as a comedy feud in which decent matches are put on that slowly gets more and more serious (the trash talking gets personal, Francesca II gets broken, Carmella gets involved) until we reach the Rumble or ‘Mania, where Enzo and Cass finally get the title and the run they deserve after New Day’s record breaking run is well and done.

Josh: This feud will continue, only because New Day has no heel contenders left, while Sheamus and Cesaro have nothing else to do either. If Sheamus doesn’t challenge for the US Title, I can see this team slowly become a well oiled unit and be more prepared for a second shot. When they lose a second time, that’ll be where the team will split.

maxresdefault

Match 5: T.J. Perkins vs. Brian Kendrick

This is literally the same match as last month’s PPV… there’s not even a new stipulation. Because of that, here’s what I wrote last month:
T.J. PERKINS: Just won the CWC and got a trophy almost as tall as half the people in the CWC. He loves to Dab.

BRIAN KENDRICK: Was one-half of one of the longest reigning tag-teams in WWE history (with Geekscape family member Paul London). He looks like the bassist of the Lone Rangers.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt: Perkins will continue to retain, he’s the only person they’re giving any type of story to, they’re not going to hand it to Kendrick as much as I want that to happen.

Molly: Brian Kendrick. Maybe we’ll see some interference from Kendrick’s new buddies, Drew Gulak and Tony Nese, but honestly, Perkins and Kendrick have not had a decent match together once in their run so idk who could save this feud at this point.

Josh: This might be the most head scratching feud of the bunch. On one hand, I feel like TJ needs to establish himself as a strong champion to give this division as much credibility as possible. On the other hand, Kendrick would be completely dead after a loss considering that the storyline is now that he’s old and can’t win without asking TJ to throw the match… Which also flies in the face of the last two months where Kendrick has beaten TJ, Rich Swan and Cedric Alexander relatively clean. Then again, Kendrick is resuming his wrestling school enrollments here in Los Angeles for a November class. Could he be on the way out? Anyway, I’m siding with TJ here.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: T.J Perkins will hold the belt until they move Austin Aries up from NXT. He will come in and be the heel CWC champion who everyone loves to hate and will be absolutely obsessed with seeing get dethroned. It’s what made The Miz’s IC Title run so compelling and why heel champs are frequently more memorable than face champions. Here’s hoping Vince doesn’t shut down the Cruiserweight division before Austin gets to the main roster. It was practically built for him.

Molly: Kendrick is very clearly being built to run the division since, in the strangest twisting of events since 2009, Kendrick is WWE’s chosen guy. If he doesn’t win, then this storyline build has kind of been for naught. What I don’t like is how much WWE has made Perkins seem like a beatable champion. In the cruiserweight division, every guy without a built in reputation will seem like a beatable champion. I just really need to see this feud end so Perkins can start going ham on Nese or Gulak like I know he could. For real, if WWE shows were anything like indies, I’d warn you all to avoid the first 4 rows of seating when these guys wrestle. You’re in the suicida splash zone.

This would lead to Kendrick vs Lince Dorado, which I’m pretty sure is what WWE is building to anyway. Out of that, I hope Dorado just gets some more mic time, or at least a backstage segment to give his character some weight. Most luchadors are forced to depend on their flippy shit to get them over. News flash: audiences come for the flippy shit, then eventually get the fuck out of the way for it and never come back.

Josh: Tony Nese seems to be getting established as the big man of the Cruiserweight division, so knowing how WWE books, I can see TJ moving on to the “unstoppable monster”. Kendrick on the other hand, might float in and out of multiman matches until he’s either completely gone, or shows up on a more limited basis. It’s really hard to be taken seriously after the actual story dictates that you’re too old to get the job done.

wwereignsrusev-850x560

Match 6: Roman Reigns vs. Rusev

Roman Reigns – He could be the biggest star in the world if he had any charm or delivery but instead he’s the babyface that everyone hates

Rusev – He’s the bad guy because he’s a foreigner… and no other reason.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt: I want it to be Rusev but I can live with it being Reigns. This is where Reigns belongs right now. Mid-Card US Title run is where he should have started to begin with so this is righting the last two years of wrongs.

Molly: Roman Reigns is going to ride Rusev’s Wrestlemania 31 tank directly into the cell, coming full circle to CRUSH the empty shells that Lana and Rusev have become.

Josh: Much like at Clash of Champions, I really want Rusev to win, but I know it’s not going to happen. I mean, what reason would I have not to? The man had his wedding celebration ruined. He was only given an 86 rating in WWE 2K17. Colorado booed his family! You don’t boo Babushka! Rusev has been wronged at every turn, and Roman will commit one last wrong when defeating the Bulgarian Brute in the cell.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
Matt: I usually make sure that I write stuff before I read the other writers predictions but I accidentally saw Josh’s prediction for this already. Then I saw Molly’s predication as well. Just read what they wrote and just imagine me saying “What they said” afterwards as my prediction.

Molly: I miss the old Rusev, straight from the ‘Go Rusev
Chop up the soul Rusev, set on his goals Rusev
I hate the new Rusev, the bad mood Rusev
The always rude Rusev, spaz in the news Rusev
I miss the sweet Rusev, chop up the beats Rusev
I gotta to say, at that time I’d like to meet Rusev
See I invented Rusev, it wasn’t any Rusevs
And now I look and look around and there’s so many Rusevs
I used to love Rusev, I used to love Rusev
I even had the pink Polo, I thought I was Rusev
What if Rusev made a song, about Rusev?
Called “I Miss The Old Rusev,” man that’d be so Rusev
That’s all it was Rusev, we still love Rusev
And I love you like Rusev loves Rusev

Josh: I would like to think that something bigger is lined up for Rusev moving forward, at least for the time being. Since I don’t see Rollins winning the title this soon, I can see Rusev becoming an Authority stooge and keeping Seth busy while Owens plows through a few other challengers. As for Reigns, I have no idea. I literally just scrolled through the entire roster to jog my memory, but there are zero credible heels at the moment that aren’t tied up with something. Everyone viable is either a Cruiserweight, in a Tag Team, or in a feud. My best guess would be a revival of last year with Shemus, but I see this as VERY unlikely.

hiac-1476785323-800

Match 7: Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte

Sasha Banks – She’s our champion again … just like she deserves to be

Charlotte – Recently renamed Charlotte Flair for unknown reasons.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt: I have a huge issue with how this thing is being booked honestly. I’m glad that we’re finally getting a women’s Hell in a Cell match but this could have been booked SO MUCH better. Rewatch the build to Sasha/Bayley’s Iron Woman match. It was perfect. Sasha lost to Bayley and showed up demanding not just a rematch. She didn’t just want to win… she wanted to beat Bayley over and over and over again to prove a point. That’s when William Regal walked in and said “Hey, that gives me an idea”.

This was set-up by Banks just saying ‘I want a Hell in a Cell match”, Charlotte said ‘I concur’ and then Mick Foley was like ‘that would be historic and you guys have earned it so sure why the fuck not’. You could have built to this SOOOOO Much better. Have Sasha and Charlotte have matches with each other but each match either has Dana Brooke interference or gets out of control and leaves the ring. Foley decides he NEEDS a definitive finish and the only way to ensure that is to make sure that no one can get in or out of the ring until there’s a winner. We deserve a reason more than just “They earned it”.

That being off my chest… Sasha Banks is going to retain and give Charlotte her first pay-per-view loss of the year. It will be after Charlotte does something INSANE inside the cell that looks dope but ends up costing her the match.

Molly: Sasha Banks probs gonna one up Mankind and jump off the cell onto Charlotte through TWO tables for the win.

Josh: With all of the back and forth this title has had over the last few months, Sasha has to pull out the win in the first ever women’s Hell in a Cell match. The real prediction is whether or not the girls are going to do something crazy to try to create a “historic” moment. I for one, am hoping that the two keep it relatively safe while using the cell in ways that surprise us as a viewer. Nothing too crazy, but the cell can be their canvas to set a standard for what women can do when treated as equals.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: Sasha will retain until at least Wrestlemania. I could see her having a decent feud with a returning Emma (I refuse to call her Emmalina or whatever the fuck) and Charlotte will start throwing fists with Dana Brooke.

Molly: Matt and I agreed that we’re not fans of the storyline lead up to this match. “You women deserve it!” What the fuck?! No one DESERVES to be put through the hell of one of the most difficult matches in all of pro wrestling! That’s like saying “hey, you’ve been doing a great job, so instead of giving you a promotion, I’m going to throw you into this pit of snakes, lions, and geese! Dance for us, my monkeys!”

So here’s how I would’ve booked it following Clash of Champions: Mick Foley is the one giving all the women opportunities. Stephanie McMahon is like, “fuck no, the women are not making me money, no one wants to see this, this isn’t how we do things at RAW, I’m in charge and I’m not letting Sasha and Charlotte outshine the likes of MY handpicked stars, Rollins or Owens”. So what does Stephanie do to punish them? Put them in Hell in a Cell where they’ve been given permission to flat out murder each other. Match ends in a no contest, or Sasha just barely retaining. Both women have to be assisted out. Neither show up at RAW the next night. Steph McMahon’s plan has ALMOST succeeded. She’s eliminated 2 of the 4 horsewomen and you can’t do anything about it. But Steph didn’t factor in the likes of Bayley, Dana Brooke, Emma(lina, I guess), or Nia Jax stepping up to take over where Sasha and Charlotte left off. Bayley ascends to the top of the women’s card in a short amount of time. And Sasha and Charlotte return with a vendetta against ol’ pal Bayley.

Josh: With the women’s roster being as thin as it is, I don’t see Charlotte disappearing quite yet. Maybe a fatal four way combining all the women’s feuds on Raw can draw things out a bit? The apparent end game seems to be Bayley vs Sasha at Mania, so once those pieces are in place, I see Charlotte Vs. Dana happening down the line.

wwe-hell-in-a-cell-2016-kevin-owens-vs-seth-rollins
Match 8: Kevin Owens vs. Seth Rollins

Kevin Owens: Our universal champion, probably the most entertaining person on the Raw Roster right now.

Seth Rollins – Was a heel, now is sorta face… will probably be full face by the end of this match.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt: Owens is going to retain but Jericho is gonna get involved and it will cause a rift in their friendship.

Molly: Kevin Owen Victory. It’s hell in a cell, so it’s no disqualifications. Therefore, I’m expecting some Jericho interference, and maybe another Triple H sighting???

Josh: This Seth vs. Triple H feud with Owens as a stand in isn’t doing anyone any favors to be honest. While the storyline has been more interesting thanks to Jericho and his comedy, this feud has just been one big stall until Triple H is ready to continue the feud with his former protege leading into Wrestlemania. Knowing that, I think Owens wins here, to give Seth more time to fight Stephanie on the side before his big title win leading into the big show.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: Kevin Owens will next feud with Chris Jericho until he leaves for the Fozzy tour. Meanwhile Rollins will continue trying to be champ once again. That’s when Triple H shows up. Survivor Series will be the night. Foley will be gone shortly after that and Triple H will be the new GM. Rollins will be the Daniel Bryan of Raw… constantly getting fucked over by the authority figure… until he beats him at Wrestlemania. He will be our Universal Champion by Summerslam.

Molly: I just love this feud, despite the less-than-stellar build it has gotten. I know that hell in a cell signifies the ending of a feud, but I don’t want Rollins to stop being a chicken-shit crybaby, or Owens and Jericho to stop being best friends forever. So someone please explain to me how Jericho has gone on and on calling himself Owens’ best friend without having a real, legit feud with Sami Zayn? Can we get that started? Bring Sami into a mix he really oughta be in? If any match of this PPV is going to be the ‘blood’ match, it should be this title match to signify the massive amount of bad blood going into and out of hell in a cell between all the men involved. And that level of violence can’t risk dropping in the RAW episodes that’ll follow. I don’t need another Owens vs Zayn feud right now, but I’d be very into Jericho/Zayn, Rollins/Zayn, or (what I figure is the most likely feud to evolve from this match), Rollins/Jericho. Let Rollins get distracted by the only opponent other than the champ that’s deserving of his time. We’ll build more to the full Rollins babyface turn the closer we get to his match up with Triple H at Wrestlemania. Meanwhile, Owens has a couple blow off matches to solidify his reign going into a Survivor Series match against Smackdown champ, AJ Styles. Sure, you may think it’s too early for a brand vs brand match, but I don’t want it to be for any of the titles. Simply for bragging rights. The focus of Survivor Series should be more on, you know, the actual survivor series style matches anyway.

Josh: Given the teased tension between Jericho and Owens, this will be the next big title feud. As mentioned above, Rollins will move onto a brief feud with Rusev before getting back into the title picture in time for Papa H to make his return.

Last month proved that Smackdown is definitely better at the Pay-Per-View game so as we gear up for October we will see if they continue this streak.

MOLLY BONUS CONTENT TO START OFF:

Curt Hawkins Does Something

Winner: Curt Hawkins

How: Off the strength of all those workouts and the stretching he got in filming those promos

The Future: Much like RAW has both Strowman and Jax crushing any enhancement talent that comes their way, Hawkins is going to do that for Smackdown until whoever the champ is at the time (I can honestly see it being Styles, Ambrose, OR Cena) ruins whatever hype has been built and Hawkins becomes a joke that has to start all over again. Hopefully as tag partners with Heath Slater after Rhyno wins his election and leaves. Pretty sure Slater and Hawkins could pull off twin magic flawlessly.

wwe-no-mercy-2016-kickoff-jack-swagger-vs-baron-corbin

Match 1: Baron Corbin vs. Jack Swagger

JACK SWAGGER: They keep trying to make Jack Swagger happen. Jack Swagger will never happen!

BARON CORBIN: Loner Biker who has a watch more expensive than Booker T’s

WHO WILL WIN:

Matt: I didn’t know this match was happening until Molly emailed me her write up. Jack Swagger. They’re trying to make him a thing.

Molly: Jack Swagger.  I GUESS HE GOT HIS SWAGGER BACK OHHHHHH

WHAT WILL HAPPEN:

Matt: They will keep Jack Swagger doing his awkward promos until he fails to get the IC Belt and then we forget his existence. Baron will eventually become one of the top heels in Smackdown if given the chance.

Molly: Baron was on an awesome ride to the top of NXT. Debuting to win the Andre the Giant memorial battle royal was great. What has he done since? Some whatever matches with Ziggler and people who are smaller than him. Who exactly? Idk everyone is smaller than Corbin. Swagger needs a win to place himself as a threat on Smackdown. Against who? Not really sure, since any story where Corbin’s been a threat has quickly been trashed.

You know what I really hope follows this match? Corbin and Swagger get made a team in the Dusty Rhodes tag team classic. I’m a big fan of the classic lucha trope ‘make the enemies into tag team partners’, and Corbin being one half of the team that came in 2nd place is a perfectly valid argument to present to William Regal. We’re probably going to have a shitload of teams in this tournament between NXT itself, the cruiserweight teams, and potential main roster inclusion (I could easily see Sheamus and Cesaro as a team in the tourney), but the longer the tag classic goes on, the happier I’ll be.

nikkicarmella

MATCH 2 – NIKKI BELLA vs CARMELLA

NIKKI BELLA – Dates John Cena, Has a twin sister, was a heel but got an injury that could have ended her career but didn’t so that makes her automatically a face for a few months.

CARMELLA – If you live near north jersey/Staten Island area… this is that chick that demands everyone’s attention on the drunk bus

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt: As much as I’d love for Carmella to win this, I feel confident that WWE will give this win to Nikki. She hasn’t had a super major win since her return and this will be a good win for her.

Molly: Nikki Bella. Carmella’s gonna have to be taken out on a stretcher after her eardrums rupture from the sheer volume of Nikki fans screaming when she enters.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN:

Matt: If the world loves me and gives Bliss the Smackdown women’s title later on in the night then I think Nikki will be the next logical challenger after Becky’s rematch. Carmella will continue to fuck up Nikki’s day and maybe even wrecks her title shot against Bliss.

Molly: Nikki is going to get the push for the belt, helping the recent NXT call-ups get over in the process. In working with Nikki, Carmella gets Sasha-level brutal in her heel promos. Snatching edges, reading thots, getting cut off before she can curse girls out. I’d be into Carmella vs Naomi following this cause I feel like these two could really compliment each other and put out a solid match if given enough time and space for creativity. Nikki is going to face Alexa at the next PPV and hopefully lose to give Alexa more legitimacy and heat, making the eventual Nikki win more valuable.

5085a42e014db8cf7998b80e1a858ae6_crop_north

MATCH 3: RANDY ORTON vs BRAY WYATT

RANDY ORTON – An RKO-Out-of-Nowhere machine that was out on injury only to come back and wrestle a match leading to more injuries.

BRAY WYATT – Bray Wyatt is the wrestling version of an 80’s slasher film. Scary when you were 8 but kinda laughable now that you’re an adult.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt: I feel like my predictions from last month probably could still apply but I don’t do that specifically. I will still stress that Bray needs this win. I want Bray to get this win. Universe… please give Bray this win. Don’t have some wacky Kane distraction or anything. Just a clean pin.

Molly: Randy Orton. Bray has totally lost himself and he needs this loss to Orton after thinking he’s got it in the bag to make him finally snap completely

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: Randy Orton will continue to pop up for unexpected RKOs and occasionally wrestles matches but Bray NEEDS to have a nice long mean streak. A real one. No DQs, no distraction roll-ups… just a strict up winning streak… all clean but cruel. But this is WWE so he’ll most likely job out to a returning Goldberg next week or something.

Molly: WhatCulture did it better than I ever could, so here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4XCq3Q0v3M

mizzigglernomercy

MATCH 4: THE MIZ vs DOLPH ZIGGLER

THE MIZ – Typical Hollywood Sleazeball who is the master of back-handed compliments and mean spirited truth bombs.

DOLPH ZIGGLER – He LOVES wrestling and will loudly tell you about it while crying if wrestling is mentioned near him. He also used to be a cheerleader.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt: This is the toughest one to call. I love The Miz right now. He’s on fucking fire, but Dolph is one of the first wrestlers I bought merch of. I know that the joke is “retirements are never forever” in wrestling and that Miz could still win and Dolph gets to stay … but I’m going to pretend that the rules are legit in this one. I think Dolph wins this… but by going full heel. I mean like Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena at Summerslam defeat. I don’t just want Dolph to beat Miz… I want him to destroy Miz with violence we never thought Ziggler was capable of.

Molly: Miz cheapshots Dolph with the title when the ref isn’t looking to get the pin. Expect Miz to pull out a figure four to pay tribute to Flair’s famous retirement match.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: The now heel Dolph will retain the belt for a short but decent run. Maybe until the Rumble or the Pay-Per-View after. He has a few good set of matches against Heath Slater and Dean Ambrose but no other wrestler could really use that belt quite like Apollo Crews. They just need to find a way to make the crowd care. As for the Miz? He’ll get his rematches of course but I could see Miz disappearing for a few months to be in another WWE movie or two and making a huge return at the Smackdown after Wrestlemania.

Molly: No one retires forever in wrestling, as I learned when Flair showed up in TNA just a few years after the most emotional retirement match of all time. Just… just shit on my dreams and laugh at my tears, Ric, it’s fine. It only hurts when I breathe.

Ziggler is going to leave. We’ll actually think he’s gone when he doesn’t show up on the next episode, or next bunch of episodes. The Miz’s incredible reign will continue for a while, hopefully until Wrestlemania. But remember what I said at the start of this paragraph when Ziggler returns to throw the Miz out of the Royal Rumble.

wwe_no_mercy_2016_slater_rhyno_usos

MATCH 5: HEATH SLATER & RHYNO vs. THE USOS

HEATH SLATER & RHYNO  – I’ve never seen Trailer Park Boys… but I imagine it’s about this tag team.

THE USOS – They used to wear bright colors and face paint but now they’re bad guys so they dress like NWA rejects Eazier-E and Frozen Water.

WHO WILL WIN:

Matt: The Usos should win this belt. I’ve predicted 3 title change for this pay-per-view and I doubt we will get all 3 of them, but this is the one that I think makes the most sense. Heath and Rhyno are over but Rhyno has other stuff on his plate (or should I say … he has other cheese on his crackers… no, no I shouldn’t say that) and Slater will be over with or without him. The Tag Belts need to be on an actual tag-team, specifically heels so American Alpha can eventually win those titles.

Molly: Heath Slater & Rhyno cause I fucking said so and my word is law

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: Rhyno continues his political career until he’s running from President in ten years. Slater will continue to be one of the most popular people on Smackdown. If Miz retains and/or Dolph turns heel for a win, the IC Belt would be a great chase for Slater. Finally the Usos will keep the titles until whatever Smackdown Pay-Per-View occurs between the Rumble and Wrestlemania.

Molly: You may disagree, but this is my take on something I ultimately know nothing about because I’m not in the writers room, locker room, or boiler room of Smackdown and my opinion is moot. That said, unless you actually DO work for the WWE (you don’t), your opinion is also moot. What are we? What is life? What is real and fake any- look, just hear me out on this. Having a comedy tag team could be the best thing for this tag team division right now. It makes every tag team look serious by comparison. I believe when the Ascension came out on Smackdown, that’s the most intimidating they’ve looked since arriving on the main roster. The Usos in this heel gimmick (albeit it comes across a liiiiiiittle too stereotypical ‘thug image’ for my comfort zone) is the most threatening they’ve seemed in a long time. Literally any tag team has a chance against Heath Slater & Rhyno. So give every team a chance! And any wins the champs get will be by fluke or DQ or something silly so the other team will still come out strongest despite a loss. Meanwhile, they’re murdering each other for #1 contendership in matches like Vaudevillians vs American Alpha on free TV. That’s a Takeover-worthy main event – proof these guys are the real deal – you’re getting on TV. So when the belts do eventually come off Slater & Rhyno, you’re gonna hopefully love the team that did it and that’s what we all wanted to see happen.

lynchbliss

MATCH 6: BECKY LYNCH vs ALEXA BLISS

BECKY LYNCH – Imagine if Merida from Brave was SUPER into SteamPunk

ALEXA BLISS – Regina George Cosplaying as Harley Quinn… it’s awesome and sexy and she will be mine one day.

WHO WILL WIN:

Matt: I’m going to assume that Becky retains the belt at the show… it seems like the easy answer but I’m going to disagree with the easy answer this time. Becky Lynch is a great champ but Lynch is best used as a chaser than the one being chased. She’s not John Cena, she’s Sami Zayn. Alexa Bliss has been on fire and her winning this belt so quickly after Lynch has already won it will do wonders for her career.

Molly: Alexa Bliss. I want to see her hit that 450 splash I know she can do, but I feel like she won’t be getting that move back until she turns face again.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:

Matt: Bliss should hold the belt till at least the Royal Rumble. She’s doing amazing work as a young and cocky heel and that’s the kind of title reign that the women’s division need.

Molly: I love Becky Lynch. I love her most as the sympathetic, pure babyface who is clearly talented enough to be champion. But she just can’t outsmart the villains like Bliss every single time. Alexa’s another former NXT star that I really think deserved that Women’s Championship. I wanna see her make an excellent heel champ, especially at Becky’s expense. Let the feud continue for a while, because both of these girls can go, and have the title actually go back to Becky again in a fluke win at the nxt PPV. Next Smackdown, Alexa reveals something went awry in the match. She gets her title awarded back, and we move forward feeling more sorry for Becky than ever and hating Alexa so much we wish something awful could happen to her. Like Spirit Halloween running out of Harley Quinn costumes before she can get one.

wwe-ppv-no-mercy-2016-triple-thrat-match-9-oct-1024x446

MATCH 7: AJ STYLES vs. DEAN AMBROSE vs JOHN CENA

A.J. STYLES – If his theme song is any hints about him… he’s a redneck that nobody will be breaking

DEAN AMBROSE – If we did a D&D Alignment chart of professional wrestlers, Dean would be Chaotic Neutral

JOHN CENA – That guy on the Fruit Pebbles cereal box

WHO WILL WIN:

Matt: AJ Styles retains. Who he pins is going to be the big question though. Do they protect the unpinnable Super Cena and have Styles pin Dean again? I prefer the other option. Cena has bragged that only a handful of people have pinned him clean but no one has pinned him clean twice (false) and I love the idea of that man being A.J. Styles. That way Cena can go back to more reality TV shows and Dean isn’t immediately back to the dude who gets pinned all the time.

Molly: AJ Styles. The backing of my sheer inability to believe that Cena will get his record breaking win on a small PPV. And the fact that the writers will never want Ambrose to be champ as bad as I do. Not that I dislike champ Styles… BUT I REALLY LIKE AMBROSE.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:

Matt: I’ve already booked it a bunch but I am continuing to book AJ Styles retaining up until Wrestlemania. I’ve predicted that Finn is going to return at the Rumble, win it and call out a match against A.J. Styles at Wrestlemania. Since currently things still seem like this is moderately plausible then I’m sticking to it.

Molly: AJ Styles is going to be (if he’s not already) the face to lead the Smackdown brand, while Kevin Owens leads RAW. I’d never thought I’d see it happen; it sounds more like something I’d fantasy book back in 2010. But Styles is a star and deserves to prove that to the unknowing. No better way to do that than with the strength of the championship on a new, clean-slate brand extension. I’ve had about enough of the Cena vs Orton feud to last me 2 lifetimes, but it could be great for further getting Orton over as an unhinged heel. And fully unhinged heel Orton vs unhinged asshole-face Ambrose is something I didn’t know I needed until I got halfway through that last sentence.

Cena is breaking Ric Flair’s record at Wrestlemania. And I hope it’s not against Styles since by ‘mania I’d like to see Bálor back and some movement in the Bullet Club story they were teasing at Summerslam. Under the right circumstances and with a great story, I don’t think I’d hate a ‘mania title match between Ambrose and Cena. I’ll save my hope for a Shield triple threat for a time when it makes more sense (but if ya’ll wanna put the Shield in Ambrose’s corner for that match then hehehehehe *rubs hands together menacingly*). Meanwhile, if I don’t get Bray and Brock at ‘mania and Bálor’s not back yet, I’d love to see what could happen when Styles and Brock are put in a program together.

We’re like two months into this brand split and I’m already feeling drained by having a pay-per-view every two weeks, but here we are. This time it’s the Raw solo pay-per-view. I’m not sure how I feel about this one but I have a feeling in September Smackdown is gonna have the better Pay-Per-View.

Since I have nothing to say here’s a disclaimer from Molly:
You know you’re training to be a professional wrestler when you spend your breaks at your minimum wage retail job writing a fantasy booking column on the back of the hand out you got in the ER when you broke your ankle trying to resorte out of a headscissors chinlock! No, I don’t know why paperwork from 9 months ago was still in my purse. Yes, I really did all of that.

foxjax

Match #1: Alicia Fox Vs. Nia Jax (Pre-Show Match)

NIA JAX: She is a large, bad-ass and beautiful murder machine who has crushed every local talent WWE has thrown at her and is now ready to take out some established roster members.

ALICIA FOX: There’s been a real lacking of Fox on WWE TV lately but when she is on TV she’s always flipping a shit and it’s always entertaining

WHO WINS:
Matt: Nia Jax is definitely winning this the only question is how quickly is she winning this? There has never been a more fitting Pre-Show Match. A quick no stakes match is perfect pre-show fodder. Way better than when the tag belts or titular survivor series matches are the pre-show events. Alicia Fox is a good wrestler who’s great at playing crazy but let’s be serious here… you don’t build Nia with a series of Squash matches for Alicia Fox to take her out.

Molly: Nia Jax with Muscle buster off the top rope… What, she’s only 2 inches shorter and 10 lbs lighter than Samoa Joe anyway!

Josh: Nia’s too early into her run to lose to a lower card performer like Alicia, no matter how much I love her. Foxy doesn’t have a chance. By the way, I just learned that a group of foxes is called “a leash.” That facepalm was about a decade in the making…

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: Nia is going to continue to dominate. She’s going to crush everyone who comes in her path… until Auska gets called up to the main roster in time for Nia Jax vs. Auska to be a Wrestlemania worthy event. I feel like I saw it in NXT once before (I really can’t remember) but even if I did… that was a different less confident Nia. Main Roster Nia has been dope and I hope she continues to be dope for a long time. Also she should be in the Royal Rumble.

Molly:  I hope this match turns out to be better than the crowd expects; better than your average pre-show match. Because honestly, Alicia Fox has impressed me the few times I’ve seen her wrestle recently. Specifically in a house show match I saw live between her and Natalya back in July. Alicia can go, but she’s still considered a ‘total diva’. She’s a great stepping stone for Nia to prove that she’s still a human wrecking ball when her opponent is getting in offense. I wanna see more TV time for Alicia where she’s wrestling and not dress shopping with Paige. Maybe getting involved in the title hunt so the crowd doesn’t get tired of the same 3 horsewomen all the time. But really, if you’re sick of the horsewomen, who the fuck are you. And I hope this starts Nia working her way up with matches longer than a minute. I wasn’t convinced when she was drafted from NXT because I really don’t think Nia has hit her stride and found her comfort zone yet. The longer matches with more experienced opponents unafraid of her throwing them across the ring will only benefit her. If you want her to squash opponents, let her start squashing some lower tier dudes. I might even try to get some hotter heel heat on her by booking her in mixed tag matches with her cousin, Roman Reigns (I’m positive every Samoan is related at this point). Once in a while my quest to book Nia Jax as this generation’s Chyna takes precedence over my need for a sorta-Shield reunion.

Josh: Fox will fade back into obscurity while Nia continues her climb to eventually become a championship contender. If she’s healthy, I can see Paige being her next feud. If not, Fox will probably continue the feud for an extra month.

tjkendrick

Match #2: T.J. Perkins vs. Brian Kendrick (For the Cruiserweight Title)

T.J. PERKINS: Just won the CWC and got a trophy almost as tall as half the people in the CWC. He loves to Dab.

BRIAN KENDRICK: Was one-half of one of the longest reigning tag-teams in WWE history (with Geekscape family member Paul London). He looks like the bassist of the Lone Rangers.

WHO WINS:
Matt: I really wish it was going to be Kendrick because he was so fucking amazing in the CWC but it will be T.J. Perkins. The man hasn’t even appeared on the main roster yet. There’s no way he’s losing his debut match.

Molly: TJ Perkins. If there is any logical way for Perkins to flip out of Kendrick attempting another burning hammer and turning it into the knee bar then I need to see it happen.

Josh: TJ is winning, and there’s no doubt in my mind about it. Kendrick was picked as the contender because he’s a reliable guy that the fans recognize, and who better to put over the new champion as a threat while being able to take his move set?

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: Perkins will continue to be champ for a while until Cedric Alexander wins it and becomes the dude everyone talks about for the rest of his life. Meanwhile Kendrick is going to have an awesome run as the aged angry heel that will cheat to stay on top. I am DREAMING of when I get to see him and Jack Gallaher have a match because if CWC taught me anything… those dudes can tell amazing stories with no words and I want to see that story telling mix as soon as humanly possible.

Molly: Last year, if you had told me that TJ Perkins (who I first encountered as Suicide in TNA) and The Brian Kendrick were having a WWE pay per view match for a cruiserweight title in the year of our lord 2016, I would’ve asked how you got in my house before back-handing you into the fucking sun. I am ecstatic that this is happening, and I wanna see both these dudes built into the heavyweights of the cruiserweights.

Perkins just won the Cruiserweight Classic. It would be a pretty huge dick move to undo what he’s worked towards all summer (on top of an 18 year indy career that involved a lot of getting shit on) to put the belt on Kendrick after one match. Though it is most definitely a move I could see WWE pulling. Kendrick’s redemption story is fantastic, especially while he’s still playing the heel fans initially loved him as, and it needs to go as long as possible. Now that the CWC is over, wrestlers previously uncategorizable as good/bad have to start taking a side. I hope this gives us a Kendrick that we want to root for even though he can’t give up his old ways and is still an asshole in-ring. And a Perkins that is such a flashy, glittery, show off of a heel that he literally blinds us when he dabs and we still clap for him while bleeding out the eyes.

Josh: Since the division is still kind of a husk at the moment, it’s hard to make any concrete observations. TJ will definitely carry the title for a good amount of time, but with no characters associated with these acts at the moment, we’re veering towards the division becoming a series of meaningless matches. If I were to pick however, I would make Swan or Cedric the next contender, just to continue to highlight the better workers.

bestof7

Match #3: Cesaro vs. Sheamus (Final Part of the Best Out of 7 Series for a Title Shot)

CESARO: The man speaks multiple languages, tailors his own tear away suits and is so bad ass that it’s not unreasonable to consider him the reason that girl you like won’t date you.

SHEAMUS: He played a CGI Rhino in a movie out on DVD this week.

WHO WINS:
Matt: Cesaro has to win this right? Like… we can’t give it to Sheamus… if we give it to Sheamus than what the fuck was this all about to begin with? I’m heavily leaning towards Cesaro but if Sheamus wins… I won’t be shocked. Cesaro. Final Answer Regis.

Molly: Sheamus via some shit that proves Sheamus is a strong main event presence despite Cesaro being the crowd favorite

Josh: It all depends what the vague promise of a “championship opportunity” means. If it’s for the Universal Title, Cesaro will pull off the four match streak and become Kevin’s new contender. If it’s for the U.S. Title… I still say Cesaro, because seeing him fight Rusev would be much better than Sheamus vs. Reigns for the tenth time in a year. Queue the sirens, Cesaro is taking this!

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: I’m as confused as to the future of these two as I am who is gonna win. Sheamus just continues to be irrelevant in wrestling world and Cesaro is so under utilized… but if I’m going to fantasy book this one I think Cesaro is next to try to take down Owens. I don’t think he succeeds but he puts in a good series of matches. He then chases mid-card gold and (if Reigns doesn’t do it already) becomes the man to beat Rusev for the U.S. Title.

Molly: Because I need Cesaro to be furious and go on a tear after this series, regardless of who deserves what. “You make me waste my time and talents in a feud going nowhere that no one cares about, and because I lose, that undoes everything I’ve accomplished? Hell no,” Cesaro screams at Jojo. I need Cesaro so enraged that when Survivor Series hits, he doesn’t get tagged in until the very end out of spite from his teammates, and when he finally does, he annihilates the other team, eliminating the majority of them and scaring the shit out of everyone else. There’s a lot of talk amongst wrestling fans over who is most ‘deserving’ of pushes. Fans like Cesaro cause he’s a great worker, not cause he’s heel or face. It’s a mindset that, while very respectful to the talent, makes it difficult to suspend disbelief when watching a wrestling show anymore. The best way to further blur the lines and do kayfabe in 2016 is to have Cesaro disregard all of the compliments from fans and criticisms from those in charge and have him just wreck house. Running in on matches, getting disqualified for excessive violence and the like, while Sheamus is like “that fella’s a bleeding nutcase and almost murdered me, it was not worth winning the series.”

Josh: Like Sami, Cesaro’s character arc is currently around his frustration over being stagnant. In Cesaro’s case however, it’s been much more at the forefront. He gets screwed against the Universal Championship, loses that shot, and turns heel out of frustration. Either that, or he gets traded to Smackdown somehow, but seeing as the only apparent way to switch shows is to lose to Jinder Mahal, I’m not expecting that anytime soon.

wwe-clash-of-champions-2016-rusev-vs-roman-reigns-1021x580

Match #4: Rusev vs. Roman Reigns (for U.S. Title)

RUSEV: Remember Rocky 4? He’s basically Drago from Rocky 4.

ROMAN REIGNS: Remember The Rock? He’s related to him. WWE thinks that means we’ll love him. They’re wrong.

WHO WINS:
Matt: This is another one I’m torn on. Reigns as U.S. Champion I could live with but I think Rusev is just killing it right now and the time isn’t right. Rusev should remain champion tonight but I’m very accepting to being wrong. Plus if Reigns has the U.S. Title at least he’s no longer a guest on the Kevin Owens show for a while.

Molly: Roman Reigns. How? Fuck if I care!

Josh: As much as I hate to say it since Rusev is my favorite guy on the roster, Roman has to win here. He’s still the company’s golden boy, and after eating a series of big losses, it’ll be time for the Big Dog to build his momentum back up. Plus, it would give him a reason to stay out of the main title picture until they’re ready to resume the Roman Reigns experiment.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: Rusev is going to continue to crush until Cesaro wrecks him and the entire globe rejoices. Meanwhile Reigns will basically get booed out of every building until he’s turned heel and suddenly everyone loves him because wrestling fans don’t care how good of a wrestler you are… they just care about their opinion being heard.

Molly: I want to care. I really do. But following the misogyny of ‘fighting for Lana’s honor’ and whatever mess that finish was at Summerslam, it’s really hard to care. Rusev’s reign isn’t going anywhere in this feud with Roman because of the tug-of-war going on between fans and writers over Roman’s likability. Best thing is to get Rusev out of it entirely and shake off the terrible storylines he keeps getting put in. He’s a great monster heel; let him be the stone wall Cesaro hits in his rampage. As for Roman, you know what fans liked him doing? Being the silent big dude in the Shield. You know who could use some help now that the Authority hates him? Fellow former Shield member, Seth Rollins. I wanna see them team up again. Seth tries to get Roman to trust him again while Roman’s always positive Seth is just after a title to prove he has worth even if he can’t beat Owens. Plus there are no 2 people on the RAW roster who both hate the Authority more at this point, and Seth could use a heater in his corner.

Josh: A rematch followed by a directionless Rusev. Fortunately, the Rumble will be a few short months away, which is when many of the upper midcard guys get a soft reset as the big matches shape up. Roman will feud with a top level guy like Jericho before finally losing the belt in a way that makes him look strong, before stepping back onto the top of the card.

zaynjericho

Match #5 Sami Zayn vs. Chris Jericho (For the enjoyment of seeing two masters go at it)

SAMI ZAYN: If Ska music could be personified it’d be Sami Zayn. With no evidence what-so-ever I’m confident he donated to Five Iron Frenzy’s Kickstarter 5 years ago.

CHRIS JERICHO: Depending on your age he was either your favorite wrestler as a kid… or your dad’s favorite wrestler when he was a kid.

WHO WINS:
Matt: I actually didn’t realize how unsure I am about these matches until working on this write-up. That actually makes me a little excited about this pay-per-view. The fan in me wants to say Sami Zayn wins this … but the fan in me also knows Zayn is best when he ALMOST wins but loses to Jericho.

Molly: Christ Jericho (these are not typos, I know what I wrote, Jericho is God) Does anyone tap to the Walls of Jericho anymore? Have Sami tap and hate himself for it. Have him tap to the lion tamer so I can go from really stoked cause I love that hold to really sad cause Sami lost.

Josh: The running theme seems to be that Sami is directionless. Knowing this, I’m guessing Jericho pulls off the win, further frustrating Sami as his former best friend carries on as champion while he can’t beat the new best friend.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: We’re taking our precious time getting there but I think this is the point that breaks Kevin Owens. Sami Zayn won the “final match” against Owens. I feel like Jericho is going to be too excited about beating Zayn which will cause Owens to eventually turn on Jericho. Let’s be honest here Fozzy has a new album and tour in 2017… they gotta write him off somehow… how about a Pop-Up Powerbomb. Then Sami needs to chase down Owens again and be the one to beat him for the Universal Title, possibly at Royal Rumble but ideally Wrestlemania main event.

Molly: Sami Zayn is “The Man of 1000 Incredible Losses” and he’s in a stride I love right now. Gets a few wins to prove he really is good, but mostly loses when the pressure’s on because screwing up when under stress is a relatable, human thing to do. Unlike Cesaro, who I may or may not want to neutralize me straight into the abyss and out of this wrestling-induced stress-coma I’m writing myself into, I want Sami to be the Bayley of the men’s division. Really talk up his unbreakable will and have him on TV every week so my great aunt can keep texting me “that Sami Zayn’s a very nice boy with a sick tornado DDT”. I want Neville built in a feud with Owens so after Sami loses valiantly in a feud with Rollins, Neville and Sami can rehash a bit of their BRILLIANT NXT feud. Where they’re friends who don’t want to hate each other, but keep getting in one another’s way and making it mad difficult to play nice. As for Jericho, there is nothing I would change about this incredible high he’s on. Keep building the fresh faces while giving us the gift of Jericho. I’m thirsty anyway.

Josh: The WWE loves to break popular guys down, only to (possibly), build them back up down the road. Keeping both him and Owens on the same show certainly means they’ll eventually redeem him by having him go over Kevin again. Whether or not its for the title is yet to be seen, but you can’t keep these guys apart for long.

triplewomen

Match #6 Charlotte Vs. Sasha Banks vs. Bayley (Triple Threat for Raw Women’s Title)

CHARLOTTE: Ric Flair’s Daughter, but she doesn’t like being associated with him, unless she’s reminding you that she’s made of his 16-time Champion Sperm. Spends her free time mocking her “friend” Dana Brooke who is a body builder who has no self respect.

SASHA BANKS: Possibly the best wrestler in WWE today (that’s including men), she’s dope AF. I don’t even have any jokes, she’s amazing, that’s all you need to know.

BAYLEY: Bayley is the wrestling fan in all-of-us. If you had to draw a person to represent the phrase “I’m just happy to be here” it’d be Bayley surrounded by anime characters hugging balloon men and… I think I have a dope idea for a T-shirt.

WHO WINS:
Matt: I’ll probably be wrong on this one but I think Sasha gets her belt back. Bayley can’t win this quickly. Bayley is female Zayn, she has to lose over and over again. Just get close … but not close enough. When she does win it needs to be a HUGE deal. Meanwhile Charlotte is a great heel but Sasha can be a better one. She needs to turn this weekend and I want her to turn … because of Dana Brooke backstab.

Molly: Charlotte by literally pressing the rewind button and causing the audience to collectively ask “didn’t we watch this on NXT but with more, oh what’s the word… enthusiasm?”

Josh:  If Bayley vs Sasha is the endgame, it’s too early to draw that out all the way until April, so the best way to pull it off is to have Sasha win this match, have her pass the title back to Charlotte in October, and play out the scenario I’m predicting below.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: Charlotte is going to feud with Dana Brooke and beat her time and time again. Finally at Survivor Series Emma returns to save her friend. Sasha is going to continue to be a mean-spirited as human possible until Bayley beats her at Wrestlemania and wacky wavy inflatable arm men explode out of every corner of the building.
(I realize almost all my predicts are ending at Wrestlemania but we’re basically entering Wrestlemania season where everything is just building to the Wrestlemania matches)

Molly: While yes, it would be a great comeback story for Sasha to win the title right back after back injury issues forced her loss, I think this loss could build more sympathy for Sasha so when she finally does win the title back and becomes the cocky, full-of-herself Boss champ she does best, it’ll hurt so good. I could see having Bayley win by taking the pent up fire she had facing Asuka in her NXT Women’s title rematch and redirecting it to take back her place on top. But Bayley is one character that I would love to see digress a bit; back to hug-happy super fan who needs to prove herself as legitimate once more. Out of respect for the belt and Charlotte’s character, I’d like to see her continue onwards into a feud with Dana Brooke and hopefully Charlotte will drop it to Nia Jax when Nia gets her shot in the not-too-far-off future. Meanwhile, Sasha keeps pretending to be Bayley’s friend in the match until it’s obvious Bayley’s gonna be a problem for Sasha and Sasha just goes the fuck off on her. Then pretend to be her friend some more but keep pulling shady shit until Bayley’s done playing games and Sasha’s done sitting around without a title while a fly named Bayley buzzes in her ear.

Josh: The money feud *has* to be Bayley vs. a heel Sasha at Wretlemania, right? That’s why it’s hard to believe that these two are already in the same match fighting for the title when Bayley has been around for a month. My booking would have had Sasha vs. Charlotte in a singles match, and have Sasha lose. Then have Bayley challenge and win near the Royal Rumble, only for Sasha to get jealous over her “friend” winning instead of her. Charlotte can feud with Dana or something. Maybe even a returning Emma to defend her friend?

wwe_clash_of_champions_2016___custom_card__by_erick11editions-dafbgex

Match #7 New Day vs. The Club (For the Raw Tag Team Belts)

THE NEW DAY: If Geekscape needed a wrestling mascot we’d pick The New Day (no offense Paul). They love comics, video games and Anime and talk in pop culture references. It’s like their promos are written by Dan Harmon.

THE CLUB: They were dope in Japan. They came to WWE to lose a bunch and hang out with A.J. Styles. In a perfect world they will be dope in WWE soon enough.

WHO WINS:
Matt: I love the New Day. I love them. But their time as Tag Team Champions needs to stop. The Club needs this win. The club needed this win last month if we’re being honest. If I’m wrong about the Women’s title there needs to be at least one title change and that change needs to be the Tag Belts.

Molly: The Club Please just let them murder the New Day, like, just ‘magic killer’ them on top of one another. I love the New Day and don’t want it to be a total squash cause that wouldn’t make sense, but please let the Club get their shit together and take this one.

Josh: I almost feel like it’s now or never for The Club, especially since all the hype surrounding their debut has all but disappeared. Yet, that’s never stopped the WWE from completely killing guys in the name of their own agenda, which seems to be having The New Day break Demolition’s record. Knowing this, New Day is winning.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: The New  Day can continue to do theeir comedy schtick and  being the most over thing in the  WWE Universe. The Club will be absolute dominating heels and rocking the Tag Team Division until they are beaten by Enzo and Cass at the Rumble (see not all Wrestlemania Predictions)

Molly: The New Day has really done all they can do as a tag team. They’re the most successful team in this era of WWE and I AM LITERALLY. ON MY KNEES. BEGGING YOU. TO DO WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE. WHEN YOU YANKED BULLET CLUB OUT OF JAPAN. And actually book them to be the no-fucks-to-give, win-by-any-means-possible assholes they are best. On top of doing their comedy bits that made every promo they cut in 2014 absolute gold (it’s not the language barrier that made them funny; it’s how absolutely randomly ridiculous it was for a threatening team with solid matches and a winning streak to be doing Irish whip reversals mid-promo and bringing toilet seats as weapons because they were “going to shit on your life”). It also frees up the New Day to have the feud we’ve been waiting for with Enzo & Cass but with the stakes far less high. Or the feud I’m gonna wait forever and then some for, because literally only I would want cruiserweights to be capable of forming teams to enter the tag team division, and that’s New Day vs Cedric Alexander and Noam Dar. Watch the CWC finale and try to convince me Noam and Cedric shouldn’t be a team for the rest of my waking days; I dare you.

Josh: Man, these teams NEED to get away from each other. This feud has dragged both groups down to the point where its hard to care about either. The problems is that the brand is thin when it comes to tag teams,which means the only way I can see it going is for The Club to feud with Enzo and Cass while New Day has a filler feud with… The Shining Stars? Man…

maxresdefault

Match #8 Kevin Owens vs. Seth Rollins (For the Universal Title)

KEVIN OWENS: People love to remind you that Kevin Owens doesn’t have the body of a wrestler. Wrestling fans love to remind you we don’t give a shit because he’s amazing.

SETH ROLLINS: The man who broke up the shield and then got backstaged by his foster father. He’s currently on a road to redemption.

WHO WINS:
Matt: Kevin Owens retains as god intended. Seth almost wins this but Triple H interferes once again.

Molly: Kevin Owens via AUTHORITY SHENANIGAAAAAAAANS

Josh: Seth’s face turn is going to be one of the major focuses of the brand going forward, which means you can’t have him get his revenge this early. Owens wins, possibly with more help from Triple H, and continuing to plant the seeds for the big showdown between master and apprentice.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: Seth’s face turn is fully complete and he begins to feud with Triple H building to a match at Survivor Series. As I already explained earlier, Owens will remain champion until Sami Zayn takes the belt off him at Wrestlemania.

Molly: It’s the Kevin Owens Show and it’s going to stay that way so long as I have an imagination and a laptop… And, someone to format my shit and get it on Geekscape so I never have to return to AO3 again (hello darkness, my old friend). I love that all of Kevin’s ass-kissing has paid off and Stephanie McMahon’s slow distancing herself from Seth has culminated in this feud. I hope this feud keeps going as Seth makes Roman his bodyguard (explained at length earlier in my Rusev vs Roman write-up) and they slowly turn face (well, Seth face and Roman just likable) despite most of the roster not liking them very much. Kinda like how they very much not liked the Shield at first! Kevin, meanwhile, just keeps being Kevin. I personally never get sick of his feud with Sami and if it’s over a belt, even better. But I wanna save that for further down the line, say, the Royal Rumble, when surprise return entrant Finn Bálor wants the title back from Kevin but has to go through his BFF Sami to do it. Anyone else love how much they’ve built Finn and Sami’s friendship following the draft even though they have only interacted at house shows and on social media, never on television. Kind of adorable. They’d make a cute coup- I SAID I’M NOT GOING BACK TO AO3, DAMMIT. So until the Rumble built to break my heart happens, I want to see the space filled in between then and now with matches to build the likes of Neville into a title contender. Shit, maybe have Owens face a new signee cruiserweight that got lucky (JACKFUCKINGGALLAGHER).

Josh: Rollins will keep pushing Steph’s buttons while Mick is caught in the middle. After continuously getting screwed, he’ll keep moving towards that match with Triple H, which is pretty much the same story the main event has told for years now. Kevin will keep looking like the undeserving champion, (no matter how much the crowd says otherwise), until a monster babyface like Roman or even Sami dethrones him. My bets are on the former.

Not sure how it’s possible (well mostly because of brand split) but just two-three weeks out from SummerSlam and we’re already doing another Fantasy booking. This week we’re focusing on the Smackdown centric BACKLASH. Things are already off to a bad start when the best tag team in WWE (American Alpha) and the most recognizable face (John Cena) both aren’t available, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a good time guessing what’s going to happen. Let’s start!

(Molly Note: I hope these brand specific pay per views are going to have a more Takeover/televised house show (Beast in the East, Roadblock, etc.) feel. Mostly cause circa late 2014 to late 2015 Takeover specials were the best and hell yeah I’m biased. But truly, if anyone could benefit from longer matches, more character development, and fewer feuds that were taken out of the trash and pieced back together like my senior thesis, it’s the cast of Smackdown.)

unknownsuperstar-category_superstar_562x408_hypebros

MATCH #1 – THE USOS VS. THE HYPE BROS
(Winner of this match will challenge Heath Slater and Rhyno to be the first Smackdown Tag Champion)

THE USOS: Part of the growing list of Rock Relatives. They wear face-paint, give a battle chant, when they say Us we’re supposed to say Oh and until last week they were good guys… now they’re a bunch of bullies.

THE HYPE BROS: The Hypos is basically what happens when a can of Red Bull and a can of Jolt become sentient and decide to pursue wrestling careers.

WHO’S GONNA WIN:
MATT: The Usos have to win this one. They’re clearly building a massive feud for American Alpha vs. The Usos. It’s insane that the first solo Smackdown pay-per-view won’t have American Alpha on it (you know the team that was so good they created new tag belts just to get them on the team) but at least this has potential for more story.

MOLLY: Usos. How? CHEATING BECAUSE HEELS NOW

THE FUTURE:
MATT: The Hypo Bros will continue to be hype and win random matches against The Vaudevillians and other less important teams. Eventually they will break up and no one will notice or care. As for the Usos see the next match below…

MOLLY: The Hype Bros are hilarious once you get past the douchebaggery, so I’m hoping they can become a top comedy team on Smackdown. Mostly so Breezango can run it’s course, break up and Tyler can take his rightful place as Prince (Pretty) of Smackdown… But that’s another write up for another time. The Usos are the more established team going into this, and they’re on a more defined path than the Bros right now, so I wanna see them winning because…

9bafc14388f05a16f5c16a82e196acf4_crop_north

MATCH #2 – (WINNER OF PREVIOUS MATCH) Vs. Heath Slater & Rhyno

HEATH SLATER: Was skipped during the Raw/Smackdown draft but damn it… he’s got like 10 kids to take care of so he’s working his ass off to get a contract.

RHYNO: He looks like a neck with legs and communicates mostly through spears and deep exhales. He’s also the winner of a recent Republican Primary. So that’s a thing.

WHO’S GONNA WIN:
MATT: The Usos win two in one night. If American Alpha isn’t going to be our first Smackdown tag champions it better not be for fucking Heath Slater and Rhyno.

MOLLY: Heath Slater and Rhyno, COME OOOOOOOON, IT’LL BE HILARIOUS. Plus if Rhyno’s run in the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic taught me anything, it’s that two dudes that’ve never teamed together in their lives are better than teams with history and chemistry! The Usos are probs gonna go full heel and throttle them following the match anyway.

JOSH: After what happened on the go-home episode of Smackdown, there’s no chance The Uso’s don’t win both matches. The Hype Bros. don’t have a whole lot of credibility, so they can eat a clean loss. But after much teasing and some close near falls, the fan favorites in Rhyno and Heath will come up short.

DEREK: Hype Bros. vs. Rhyno and Slater for the final… with Hype Bros. definitely taking it home.

THE FUTURE:
MATT: The Usos will carry the belts until an important pay-per-view. WWE still sees them as one of their BIG gold mines. They will expect people don’t watch smackdown and won’t know that they’ve turned heel until they’re on a Pay-Per-View that matters. I could see them holding the titles into Survivor Series and winning against some low-tier tag team (maybe a now face Vaudevillians?) and lose it to American Alpha in the Royal Rumble.

Heath Slater and Rhyno will have a match at No Mercy to determine who gets the next Smackdown contract. Heath’s going to be a Free Agent for as long as Damien Sandow was a stunt double.

MOLLY: Heath and Rhyno are gonna go on a fun little run that won’t last too long cause Heath’s gotta get home to his kids and Rhyno’s gotta beat Trump for the presidency or something. Then a slightly more serious (but not that much more serious) heel team like the Vaudevillians or the Ascension will get the attention they deserve, take the titles off of them and hold on for a good long while. I hope the eventual American Alpha vs the Usos feud will be great. I don’t recall ever seeing the Usos play heel, but I have always wanted them to turn and play lackies to the mythical creature that is heel Roman Reigns in a Samoan Dynasty stable, so if they play anything along those lines, I’m in.

P.S. Sorry it’s not much, folks. But I thought it was gonna be American Alpha vs Heath and Rhyno. I didn’t learn until after writing up a fantasy booking for that that Gable is injured and this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me so I am now too depressed and can’t see through my tears to fantasy book this to it’s full extent #dicksoutforchadgable”

JOSH: Each team will go in a few different directions after this match. Heath will continue his storyline where he tries and fails to earn a contract, (without Rhyno now that the tag titles are gone,) while The Usos keep the titles warm for when American Alpha comes back.
DEREK: Breezango takes it at the next PPV. I can dream, can’t I? Or, you know, American Alpha can take them too.
20160830_backlash_mizziggler-29a1ca6f2c84546d3ccc8c019ebfa330

MATCH #3 – THE MIZ VS. DOLPH ZIGGLER FOR THE I.C. TITLE

THE MIZ: He’s awesome. He’s the best bad guy in WWE without competition. Everything about him is easy to hate but more importantly is fun to hate.

DOLPH ZIGGLER: Dolph Ziggler once mocked the Miz for being an actor. Dolph Ziggler is in a movie called Countdown, it’s terrible. He also will play Shawn Michaels and young Kurt Russell in both of their future biopics one day (at least he will in my fantasies)

WHO’S GONNA WIN:
MATT: Two weeks ago I’d have said Ziggler. If he’s going to lose to Dean he can at least beat Miz for a nice IC title run… but that was before Miz cut the promo of his life on Talking Smack. The Miz is one of the biggest reasons to watch Smackdown at this point. Him as a the cocky champ who doesn’t deserve to be champ is his perfect wheelhouse and he shouldn’t leave it any time soon. If nothing else this should continue the slow descent into Ziggler getting more heelish.

MOLLY: Dolph throws everything at the Miz that he threw at Ambrose. Miz, overwhelmed and unprepared, loses clean in a hard fought match where the crowd was super on Dolph’s side. Then have Dolph berate and turn on the crowd, the belt being the ultimate statement of “I did this without the fans’ help cause they suck but they love me anyway”

JOSH: This feud exists solely to transfer the heat from that infamous Daniel Bryan and The Miz Talking Smack segment, but they have a chance to tie this into Dolph’s character arch from last month. Because of this, (and the lack of any real build,) Miz retains while Ziggler continues to come up short.

DEREK: Though I’d love to see Ziggler get any sort of title time at this point in his career, The Miz and his never ending title run has just been too entertaining to have it come to an end now. After seeing that incredible Miz / Daniel Bryan promo (or was it) a few weeks back, it’s clear that he’s going to remain in the spotlight for some time.

THE FUTURE:

MATT: Ziggler will get more and more frustrated at his continuous loses and eventually goes heel. He’ll lose most matches he has against Apollo Crews and Curt Hawkings but will be victorious over Kalisto or Heath Slater.

The Miz will continue to be champion until they have someone else on Smackdown ready to be the 2nd face of the show (maybe Apollo Crews if they can find story for him) or until Smackdown signs another NXT talent. Can you imagine WWE signing Nakamura and how amazing those matches against The Miz could be?! The A-Lister who doesn’t like to get hit in the face vs the man who’s man offense is kicking you in the fucking face!? It’d be Miz’s finest moment since MizDow!

MOLLY: Ziggler’s been in a weird place, between forgetting his own backstory (why are you berating Baron Corbin for ‘not knowing his place’ when you knocked boots with Vicki Guerrero for years to get opportunities???? I don’t understand, bitch, I don’t understand) and the writers not being totally sure if he’s an asshole or not. Well since it’s MY fantasy booking and I LOVE assholes (the figurative kind, not- not literal… you get it), I dub Dolph the new Intercontinental champ and the title of El Hijo de Shawn Michaels. Clearly Dolph and I both are never going to be totally over Shawn Michaels retiring. Why not actually make use of the good parallels between Michaels and Ziggler? I so look forward to that rudo vs rudo rematch between Miz and Ziggler *rubs hands together while giggling evily*

What I learned from this fantasy booking write up: ‘evily’ isn’t a word… *giggling with evil intent*

JOSH: The Miz will ride this a bit longer, defending his “soft” style against the more athletic members of the Smackdown roster. Meanwhile, Dolph will finally snap and FINALLY turn heel. I mean, doesn’t he have to at this point? Otherwise, everything Dean said about him last month is true, which leaves him dead in the water. Then again, WWE has had a habit of having zero direction in the past, so direction-less Dolph isn’t out of the question either.

DEREK: It’s called The Miz’ Never Ending Intercontinental Championship World Tour. It’s going to continue forever.

20160823_backlash_6woman-93e2436a6a9995fa5c225d3c0502b05e

MATCH #4 – THE WOMEN’S SIX PACK CHALLENGE FOR THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN’S TITLE

For this I originally wrote that I had no write-up because I didn’t have the time to write up 6 write-ups if the WWE was going to keep shoving all the women in one match. Molly pointed out this is just furthering the issues and provided the following 6 write ups.

NIKKI BELLA: Longest reigning Diva’s Champion of all time, definitely not cause she’s dating John Cena or cause WWE is trying to erase AJ Lee or anything.

BECKY LYNCH: Really likes steampunk and being Irish and making puns. Really doesn’t like being the only one of the 4 Horsewomen that hasn’t won a championship yet.

NAOMI: The girl from Just Dance

NATALYA: Should be the Ric Flair of the current women’s division, since 33 is elderly in female wrestler years, but booking still feels the need to wheel out her uncle, Bret “the Hitman” Hart, to get people to watch her matches (leavethemanaloneandlethisneicewrestlehastheHartfamilynotsufferedenough)

CARMELLA:  Enzo and Cass’ former hairdresser-turned-valet cause they got her fired for dumping hair removal cream on a poodle. Now she’s gone full angry Jersey Shore girl cause she’s not over with non-NXT fans (and you can’t teach that!)

ALEXA BLISS: She was NXT’s Princess Kimber Lee, then NXT’s Sunny for the tag team Blake & Murphy, now she’s Miss Piggy if a muppet could also be a gymnast

WHO’S GONNA WIN:
MATT: Because I’m hopelessly in love with her, obviously I want Becky Lynch to win this… but the writer in me says no way it’s not going on a heel and while Alexa Bliss is more talented than anyone will give her credit for… Smackdown’s women’s division is about Becky Lynch and the best person for her story right now is Natalya.

MOLLY: Becky Lynch. Between Takeover: Unstoppable and Wrestlemania 32, Becky is gonna use the collective suffering of her fans to finally pull out the big one we’ve been waiting for… and by big one I mean a REALLY BIG TOP HAT- no seriously, give the woman a title already.

JOSH: Man, this women’s division is kind of pathetic, isn’t it? Because of how thin the roster is, I can’t see anyone winning this credibility wise than Nikki Bella. Becky would be my choice, but she’s direction-less, alongside Natalya, Alexa and Naomi. That leaves Carmella as the only other choice, who is far too new to be the top woman of the show. Then again, being the top woman in a six person division might not be so bad… You know what? I changed my mind! I’m going with Carmella as the winner. You can’t call it a new era or a woman’s revolution while making the face of the vapid Diva’s Division of old the inaugural champion.

DEREK: While I’ve been eager to see Natalya with a belt for some time now (yes, she has mic issues but I love her as an in-ring performer), Becky better win. She’s been so close too many times, and the Lass Kicker deserves it more than anyone else on the Smackdown roster. That said, I could also see Nikki going for one more title reign before she says goodbye to the squared circle for good.

THE FUTURE:
MATT: Carmella and Nikki Bella will have a match in the No Mercy pre-show next month. If there’s a god in the sky we will get Becky Lynch vs. Alexa Bliss on that Pay-Per-View to determine #1 contender for Natalya at Survivor Series (which should be Becky’s time to shine). The rest of the women will have mini but ultimately unimportant spats over the next two months. Whoever is NOT going for the Smackdown or Raw Women’s titles will find themselves in a “Raw Women vs. Smackdown Women” survivor series match in November.

MOLLY: This is where the constant face-to-heel-and-back turns of the women’s division really grind my gears. I would LOVE to see newly crowned champion Becky forced to prove herself and fail against super powerful heel Nikki Bella. If you thought WWE was booking Eva Marie like the Terminator, then Nikki is the T-1000 of the Women’s division. But I guess I can settle for a feud with Bliss to follow a Becky win. Mostly because Bliss made a great first opponent when Bayley became NXT Women’s Champ, and cause if Becky wasn’t the #1 most deserving NXT Women’s Champ that never came to be, Alexa was definitely next in line.

Plus Bliss and ‘Mella could really use a lot of spotlight time to showcase their characters. No one cares that Carmella is apparently heel now cause they never got to see her play clueless heel in her ICONIC series of matches with Blue Pants. Alexa can say more in a snarl and an eyeroll than Seth Rollins can say in a RAW opener, and I ain’t too proud to beg a couple camera guys to start focusing in on that.

JOSH: Nikki and Carmella will continue their feud, where Nikki will inevitably win. Depending on whether or not she decides she wants to be a face or heel that week, she’ll run through the roster until Becky finally gets her moment and takes the belt off of her. Expect some NXT call-ups, or even some new girls signed straight to Smackdown. They can’t maintain a division this thin.

DEREK: If Becky wins, Nikki is coming for that championship, I can definitely sense a rivalry brewing here.

20160830_backlash_ortonbray-89e479c37c67f88e7ddd480e729aac62

MATCH #5 – RANDY ORTON VS. BRAY WYATT

RANDY ORTON: He’s Mark David Chamption to Cerebral’s everywhere

BRAY WYATT: He’s if Charles Manson starred in Deliverance. He’s a prophet of doom and claims to be a God. He can be dope when used correctly … but that hasn’t been the case for a while unfortunately.

WHO’S GONNA WIN:
MATT: Bray Wyatt needs a win in the same way that I need a girlfriend, because it’s been forever since the last one and we both deserve it at this point… even if just out of pity. I know people are saying after Orton’s match with Lesnar he deserves a win but that is dumb thinking. The New Era shouldn’t be based on 40+ year old guys winning matches against fresh new talent, that’s just plain dumb. Bray has the potential to be the best evil force in years… but he can’t achieve that by losing time and time again.

MOLLY: Wyatt via Familial shenanigans? Erik Rowan makes a run in to try to help Bray. Just to fuck up in ways only Rowan is capable and nearly costing Bray the match. But out of sheer violent rage spite, Bray lays waste to Rowan and his win over Orton is just the collateral damage. Erik Rowan makes a run in to try to help Bray. Just to fuck up in ways only Rowan is capable and nearly costing Bray the match.

JOSH: This match feels like a no-win situation, because both guys need to come out of this match on top. Between the two however, Orton needs it more, especially with his rematch with Brock coming up soon. So unfortunately for Bray, Orton is going to take this one.

DEREK:  I’ve not really had the time to grow to love either of these superstars, but after Orton’s bloody (losing) return at Summerslam, they have to give him this one. Sure, Wyatt has been out and injured as well, but Orton for way, way longer, and it won’t take long for the Wyatt family’s squash-fests to continue.

THE FUTURE:
MATT: Randy Orton continues to be a face and gets himself involved in a match against Baron Corbin by November or December. Like think about that for a second? The biggest question is what will make us scream “holy shit” louder … An End of Days attempt turning into an RKO or an RKO attempt turning into the End of Days?

Bray Wyatt will just be an unbeatable beast stomping his way throughout the Smackdown card. After taking out the viper, he should either feud with Dean Ambrose (although a little been there done that) or Apollo Crews to take away his smile a bit.

MOLLY: I’m mostly stoked that I may be getting my booking from Summerslam, and my predictions are NEVER right! (Ask Matt to reenact my NXT Takeover: London freak out when I loudly thought “But what if someone does a Jack the Ripper entrance?” And then Finn Bálor ACTUALLY DID IT). So I still want Orton to be manipulated by Bray into turning into the roughest, most calloused of heels. But following this match, Bray is going to make an example out of Rowan and show Orton how much fun it is to utterly decimate someone. Hopefully this also works to turn Rowan face and break him away from the Wyatt Family for a singles run that doesn’t feel like it’ll inevitably end in a reunion at Survivor Series or the Royal Rumble (but who the fuck am I kidding, of course it will).

JOSH: It’s hard to see either of these guys doing much else until the next big Pay Per View, so I don’t see how their feud doesn’t continue after this. Orton wins this match, loses against Brock, and Bray gets into his head after the second loss, which will lead to Bray winning the feud. This will separate them for the inevitable Orton vs AJ feud.

DEREK: Bray Wyatt is quickly going to move in for that Smackdown championship.

7-backlash

MATCH #6 – DEAN AMBROSE VS. A.J. STYLES FOR WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BELT

DEAN AMBROSE: He’s like Uncle Jesse on Full House mixed with Killing Joke era Joker

AJ STYLES: He beat John Cena. Clean. If you don’t know wrestling at all… even you know that’s a super big deal.

WHO’S GONNA WIN:
MATT: AJ Styles needs a belt as soon as possible. I love Dean… but fuck that guy, it’s AJ O’Clock. There’s no one in WWE with a better understanding of how to be a respected wrestler and hatable heel at the same time like A.J. Styles has proven to be the master of over the last few weeks.

MOLLY: Dean Ambrose via the dirtiest of unclean finishes, and I’m not talking “dirty deeds”! … There’s a joke in here somewhere but leave me alone, I’m still sore and tired from Chikara King of Trios last weekend (now available for viewing on Chikaratopia! Yeah I did it #shameless)

JOSH: Styles has FAR too much momentum after beating Cena for him to lose. Being that he’s the most talented guy in the ring, and one of the most talented people on the mic, it’s not a bad transition to make. Unfortunately for Ambrose, outside of his promos with Ziggler, he hasn’t exactly set the world on fire with his run. For the good of the brand, Styles has to walk out with the win. What is it about AJ’s being the best at their craft, anyway? Hmm…

DEREK:  As much as I’ve been loving Ambrose in his championship run, Styles simply has to take this one. He’s proven that he’s one of the best by beating ‘The Face That Runs The Place’ John Cena on not one, but two occasions, and it would simply look weird to see him lose against the (very talented) likes of Ambrose after his victory at Summerslam. Yep, Styles takes it… and I’m really glad that I’m not a betting man because I’m also terrible at predicting things.

THE FUTURE:
MATT: Dean will definitely go for a rematch which Bray Wyatt will interrupt to set up a feud between the two of them. AJ Styles will hold the belt and most likely wrestle John Cena again in November or December. AJ deserves as long of a run has humanly possible because he really is on a different level right now… I don’t know if we can thank him or the writers or have to thank both but I’m stoked to see what top notch amazing he brings us this Sunday.

MOLLY: I’m trying to build Ambrose into a pretty strong, in-it-for-the-long-haul champion. I feel like that’s necessary for Smackdown since as RAW has had to deal with so much unpredictability involving the Universal Title (by Clash of Champions there will have already been 3 matches for it and at least 5 former contenders). So I hope Ambrose holds on to the title for now, uses his status to push some guys like Apollo Crews and Baron Corbin into legitimate threats, and keeps up with this “my square, don’t care” attitude. Let him get under the GM’s skin and act more like he runs the place. I’m sure we’re all happy with Ambrose’s impression of Heath Ledger’s Joker but please let me see Ambrose get so full of his own hype that he tries to hold Smackdown hostage and go full Arkham Asylum Joker.

As for AJ, I like that this booking has him playing subtle face to Ambrose’s role of not-really-heel-but-still-kind-of-a-dick. I’d be cool if Ambrose cheated and it lead to a stronger AJ face turn. I’d be cool if this ended in a DQ that doesn’t weaken either guy. Make it clear AJ should have won and we should all be rightfully pissed he’s not champ. So when Ziggler interrupts him the next episode and rubs it in AJ’s face that he could win his match and AJ couldn’t (much like AJ to Dolph following Summerslam), it sets up for an Intercontinental title match in the future to further elevate that title.

JOSH: After the inevitable rematch clause is pushed out of the way, the AJ vs Ambrose and Orton vs Bray feuds will switch opponents. Dean and Bray will give each other something to do until the Royal Rumble, while AJ vs. Orton will carry us into Wrestlemania season.

DEREK: I know that Cena is going to be out for some time (damned TV career), but if Styles takes it, I see the third Styles vs. Cena match being a championship match… with Cena bringing home the belt.

I don’t know about you but I’ve always been a bigger fan of Summerslam than Wrestlemania. It just always feels like Wrestlemania is always super hyped up only to be a letdown, Summerslam I tend to go in with low expectations only to be shocked by how good the show is.

This year the card for Summerslam is STACKED. There are 4-5 matches that should/could be the main event. It should be a great night! Before we start though it should be noted that a few matches were announced before our article deadline so beyond the 11 matches below there is also going to be an American Alpha/Usos/Hype Bros vs The Ascension/Vaudevillians/Breezango match (yes the one you already saw on Smackdown) as well as Sami & Neville vs The Dudleyz. Molly wanted the record to show that news of the second match made her cry with joy that two of her favorites were having a match together and ran to hug her Elite Neville figure.

maxresdefault

MATCH #1: CARMELLA, BECKY LYNCH AND NAOMI VS NATALYA, ALEXA BLISS & TBD

What you need to know about the Match:
I’ll avoid breaking down everything about each of these women. This match was basically an after thought to get the Smackdown women’s roster on TV. Eva Marie was on the match until 48 hours ago when she failed her wellness policy leaving things up in the air.

PREDICTION:

Matt Kelly – I’m still not even sure if this going to be a handicap match or not. I’d love for it to be a return of Emma or something. Either way I’m putting money in that it comes down to Becky getting a pin on Nattie for the win.

Molly May – Lynch, Mella, and Naomi cause you done goofed up, Eva, and I guess whoever’s booking Becky is done watching me suffer and too occupied with wondering what they’re gonna replace this episode of Total Divas with. Becky will make Nattie tap to the ‘dis-arm-her’ for retribution and to give this match at least some semblance of meaning.

Josh Jackson – I *thought* that Eva would no show the match, only to grace us with her presence mid contest and steal the win for her team. With her recent suspension however, it leaves a lot of possibilities up in the air. My gut tells me someone will replace her, but with no heels on NXT even being close to ready for that spot, I’m guessing they just work Eva’s abscence into the story of the match, leaving the heels at a 2 on 3 advantage before succumbing to Becky, Naomi and Carmella.

Derek Kraneveldt – I do enjoy Natalya in-ring, but any team with Becky Lynch on it is the team for me. She consistently puts on fantastic performances, and I’d really, really like to see her take the belt from Sasha at some point.  I’m not overly familiar with Alexa Bliss or Carmella, and I don’t hate Eva Marie as much as everyone else does (well, who is now no longer even in the match), so at the very least it’ll be interesting to see how this one plays out. This one seems like it could end in submission for sure.

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – It’s really hard to book any of these girls right now but I hope that we get a Smackdown women’s belt or something because Lynch and Bliss both need title reigns already. Neither even got to hold the NXT title and both deserved it.

Molly May – This match kind of makes me want to scream. Because it’s a glaring reminder that even though the Women’s Championship match this year is main event caliber, the WWE doesn’t know what the hell to do with women if they aren’t chasing a belt or a boy. I’ll take a six-pack challenge, 3 individual singles matches, battle royal that ends in Nia Jax cleaning house, a mini tournament where the winner gets to kick “All Wellness Everything”’s ass for denying us a women’s match every week Smackdown’s been live. I hope all those things happen on Smackdown in the weeks that follow Summerslam! Can you imagine; potentially 3 women’s feuds going on at once?! Just PLEASE, anything but another. Damnass. Pointless. Tag match!

Josh Jackson – The women will get their own title soon, which has essentially been confirmed. So this match won’t really matter, since I’m expecting all six girls to be in the mix. Let’s hope Becky finally pulls off that elusive title win, but I’m guessing Eva might sneak away with it to build up more heat on her.

147718d1f823b593dd6f6baae6db4634_crop_north

MATCH #2 ENZO & CASS VS. JERICHOWENS

What you need to know about the Match:

Enzo & Cass – Take the New Age Outlaws and mix them with the cast of the Jersey shore and it gives you one of the most popular additions to WWE this year. They’re basically the wrestling version of Joey the Rat and Frankie the Enforcer from Boy Meets World.

Jerichowens – I’m not sure if they have an actual team name but what the hell else do you call the combination of Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens?

PREDICTION:

Matt Kelly – There’s no reason not to let Enzo and Cass win this but it kills me to say it… this is one of the few who cares matches on an otherwise stacked card. There’s really no point to this match beyond getting Enzo and Cass on the pay-per-view because they’re super over but they’re faces and can’t possibly go against the Tag Team Champs who are also faces. I do see Owens backstabbing Jericho at the end of this. Kevin Owens hates losing, little known fact.

Molly May – Enzo and Cass win do to Owens abandoning Jericho and realizing what an asshole he’s been

Josh Jackson – Enzo and Cass are over to the point where a loss won’t hurt them, especially against guys as credible as Y2KO. Owens also needs a big win coming off his loss against Sami last month. Enzo takes the fall as Owens wins with a Pop Up Powerbomb after Jericho finds an underhanded way to take Cass out of the picture.

Derek Kraneveldt –  I have no idea who’s going to win this one. Heck, I don’t even know who I’d like to see win this one.  Both are phenomenal pairings, and while its obvious that Enzo and Cass will far outlast the team of Y2KO (remember how long Y2AJ stuck around for), I’d really, really like to see Y2KO celebrate some wins.  That said, Enzo may be better on the mic than Jericho himself, and if I could see this feud continue after this Sunday, I would absolutely love for it to do just that.  No clue on this one, but if I had to guess, I’d say that Enzo and Cass take it.

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – I firmly believe this match is strictly to build a Owens/Jericho feud. It will end with Owens killing Jericho (metaphorically). Jericho has a Fozzy Future in his sights and what better way to write him off than a giant injury that gives Owens another name to add to his list of friends he’s put into the hospital.

Molly May –  Look at how guilty Owens looks when Jericho says they’re like brothers. No one does ‘the desolate look’ as well as Owens; that look of “I’ve accepted that I destroyed my relationship with my best friend and now I’m in a whatever tag match and he’s sort of on the card but I’m too proud to admit I screwed up and now I can’t go back”. Watch that intro to RAW back-to-back with the last Steen vs Generico match. It’s heartbreaking.

That said, why are Owens and Jericho even teaming up? Over a mutual dislike of Enzo and Cass? Maybe this is when Owens realizes how terribly he’s gone about all this and lets his fellow NXT grads get the win. So the next night on RAW, Owens can declare that the ‘new era’ is superior to Jericho’s ‘attitude’ and he’s the rightful face of the new era. Jericho is old news and was holding him back. Have Kevin earn (or better yet, beg Stephanie McMahon for) number one contendership to the Universal title. Have Jericho do the same with Foley, begging to fight Rollins or Bálor while acting like he doesn’t remember putting down Mick. Cause confused dad Jericho is the best Jericho.

Josh Jackson – This feud will surely continue for at least another month, with excellent back and forth promos to continue building the hype. Regardless of who wins, Enzo and Cass can’t be far from the tag title picture. How you doin’?

20160815_SSlam_MATCH_CesaroSheamus--75bc6ab940c75fa9263b6b9d4bb7b051

MATCH #3 CESARO VS. SHEAMUS

What you need to know about the Match:

Cesaro – To explain Cesaro it’d feel like I’m making it up. He’s a big dude in tearaway suits who’s finisher is swinging people around … sounds dumb on paper but it’s fucking awesome in practice. He’s also one of the best wrestlers in the fucking company.

Sheamus – He’s tall, Irish and was in the newest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. He looks like when Dr. Zoidberg is in The Frenzy

PREDICTION:

Matt Kelly – Hey Guys! We’re gonna get to see 6 more of these matches over the next few months. Isn’t that exciting! The first 3 or 4 simply wasn’t enough. Cesaro won a shit ton of them already so Sheamus will most likely win this one, Summerslam tends to be a pretty heel victory centric pay-per-view.

Molly May – Sheamus wins. Cesaro’s been on a hot streak and if we’re really supposed to believe that this is an even match deserving of a series, Sheamus could definitely use the win on this one. After the fight spills out into the crowd, the two will beat each other to the point where neither can stand. Sheamus makes it in, appears to be getting the count out victory, until Cesaro makes it in and runs straight into a final brogue kick.

Josh Jackson – Why we’re starting a best of seven series after these guys have fought twice in three weeks is mind boggling. Having no announced reward to fight for is even worse. Even still, considering Sheamus is 0-2 against the Swiss Superman, he has to win this one. I say clean with a Brogue Kick to build his credibility as we move forward in this series.

Derek Kraneveldt –  This seems like the weird random matchup of popular superstars that creative couldn’t really fit anywhere else. I don’t really see what everyone else sees in Cesaro. His return was the first time I’d ever seen him in a match, and he just seems kind of… cheesy. His uppercuts look weird and super fake, the Cesaro Swing seems like something a father would play with their child (he doesn’t even throw them), and his taunts look like a weird kid pretending to punch things. On the other hand, now that Sheamus just has a regular beard, I’m down. He wins this round.

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – We had the audacity to cheer for Cesaro and form our own sections in his honor. He will feud with Sheamus until the sound of sirens make us start screaming uncontrolably “NO NOT AGAIN” We are all  Pavlov dogs in Vince McMahons demented test.

Molly May – We have to watch this match 6 more times. I don’t think I can watch any two wrestlers with little to no history between them in 7 different matches over the course of months. And I can watch a lot of Cesaro matches. Who’s really winning here.

Josh Jackson – This feud will likely carry into Raw’s next PPV, where Cesaro will ultimately win in seven, (as it always does in wrestling). Regardless, I see Cesaro ending up on Smackdown one way or another, while Sheamus continues to float around aimlessly.

maxresdefault

MATCH #4 BROCK LESNAR VS. RANDY ORTON

What you need to know about the Match:

Randy Orton – Randy thinks he’s a snake and spends most of his free time being a meme.

Brock Lesnar – Brock is a former UFC Champion who once murdered a car with his bare hands. He’s the most believably scary wrestlers in history.

PREDICTION:

Matt Kelly –  If there’s one thing I’m positive about it’s that Brock Lesnar is going to walk out still the undefeated beast. You can’t spend two+ years building Brock into this monster who dismantled John Cena, The Undertaker and Roman Reigns only for Randy Orton to beat him. That’s just dumb. Orton won’t lose clean though, Bray Wyatt is gonna come and fuck shit up.

Molly May – Brock wins with at least 7 German suplexes, 3 F-5’s and 2 middle fingers. Orton gets at least one good near fall off an RKO outta nowhere, but c’mon, Orton’s not ending Brock’s winning streak. I’m also gonna piggy-back off Matt’s booking and say Bray Wyatt gets involved in this match. You don’t show Orton and Wyatt having a stare down DURING A COMMERCIAL BREAK if it doesn’t have some significance. Give Orton a fighting chance until Bray gets involved and then there’s no question that Brock’s gonna pin Orton clean.

Josh Jackson – As much as I would love one of my all time favorites in Orton go over one of my least favorites of all time in Lesnar, it’s not going to happen. Orton has little to gain from a victory, while Lesnar will continue to be protected until their new chosen one will slay the beast on a much bigger stage. Still, an F5 into an RKO is almost guaranteed, while I’m crossing my fingers for a return of the punt, fines be damned. Aside from that, don’t be shocked if we get the same lazy Brock match where he suplexes his opponent a thousand times before wrapping things up with an F5, minus the RKO reversal.

Derek Kraneveldt – This one is super tough, mostly because I have never seen Orton wrestle, and in the eight months that I’ve been watching WWE I’ve only seen Lesnar a handful of times, and his only match that I wasn’t disappointed with was the Ambrose v. Reigns v. Lesnar match from Fastlane (when Brock suplexed both of his appointments at once, man).

I think that this one is going to Orton. He’s been out for so long that it would be crazy not to give this huge a superstar a win on his return, and while Lesnar had a ton of buzz after winning at UFC 200… A couple of positive blood tests quickly turned that buzz negative.

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – People seem to think an Orton loss will somehow hurt him, but I doubt that. As for Brock, he needs to be beaten by someone that’s been under utilized. Randy Orton will feud with Bray, and lose. Brock will also want Bray since Wyatt has made his win a little less legit. Eventually we will get a match with Brock vs Bray Wyatt and Bray does the impossible and pins Brock. It’s at that moment that Bray cuts a promo against the dead man about how Bray Wyatt could beat the one man Taker couldn’t. This leads to match where Wyatt retires Taker.

Molly May – Hopefully this leads to a more vicious viper on Smackdown. With face vs face main eventing on the Smackdown side at Summerslam, we need a good vile heel like Orton was in 2010. Have Bray and Orton feud and, like Wyatt did when his main goal in feuds was to recruit members of his family, influence Orton and manipulate him to remember how much more fun it is to ruin people’s lives than to go after championships. Lesnar will follow this match with more part-timing and not giving a shit about your kids. He’ll probably stay pissed off enough to still wanna take on Wyatt at Wrestlemania down the line so we can get the match that had to be postponed.

Josh Jackson –Lesnar will disappear from main roster storylines until the Royal Rumble, while Orton fills the Cena roll of gate keeping veteran. A Bray Wyatt feud would be something new once he’s out of the title picture, but I’m thinking Orton will sell his injuries and rest up for a few weeks until that program is ready to start.

The-Miz-Apollo-Crews-Summerslam

MATCH #5 THE MIZ VS APOLLO CREWS

What you need to know about the Match:

The Miz – Former Reality Star turned into douchey C-level actor who thinks he’s an A-lister. He’s the best character player in WWE today

Apollo Crews – This man should be one of the biggest guys in WWE but they don’t know what do with him. He is a genuine ball of positivity.

PREDICTION:

Matt Kelly – The Miz is no longer the Champ come next Smackdown. I’m saying it. The Miz has done an excellent job at the Chicken Shit heel role he was born to play but they need to do something with Apollo. He’s officially less utilized than Tyler Breeze or Neville at this point.

Molly May – Maryse distracts the referee while Miz gets in a low blow-eye rake-Mid-South as hell-cheap shot to get the win. After Crews clearly gets a 3 count that the ref missed.

Josh Jackson – I love The Miz, and feel like he should keep the IC Title for a long time. Yet, with how this feud has been built, if Miz wins, then Apollo far too damaged to be worth it. The story being told is that Miz has barely noticed who his opponent is, since he’s not taking the young star seriously. Smackdown is supposed to be the show of opportunity, and that will show when Apollo earns his first title in the WWE.

Derek Kraneveldt – Apollo Crews is a pretty interesting superstar to me. He seems so freaking physically talented, and is even fine on the mic the few times that I’ve actually heard him… But I still don’t really have a sense of his character. At this point he has some great in-ring moves, but isn’t interesting at all beyond that.

With that being the case, I’d love to see The Miz win. I hated the dude when I first started watching, but he definitely grew on me as the pretentious A-Lister once again became intercontinental champion (though I’m sad that he took it from Ryder) and began his newest reign.  Also, his Facebook page is hilarious.

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – Obviously there will be a Miz rematch and it’ll be good, it will be followed by another higher older profile feud with someone like Kane or Del Rio but the point where he will really start to shine will be in a big match against Baron Corbin. I could see him losing the belt to Baron maybe around the time of the Rumble.

Molly May – The Miz has had some awesome matches against the new breed of wrestlers in WWE. Remember how fans joked that Miz should be retroactively made a member of the Ring of Honor 2010 roster following the Fatal 4 Way with Cesaro, Owens, and Zayn at Extreme Rules? Actually make Miz have the mentality that he ranks amongst the best of NXT. If you can’t beat em, join em. And Miz knows he can’t beat em. So it leads to increasingly paranoid champ Miz who only gets wins by the skin of his teeth and blatant cheating. He freaks out worse and worse as the fluke wins pile up and gets messier at hiding his insecurities. Until a more confident Baron Corbin, or an underdog-turned-contender Kalisto, or a rematch with a more experienced Apollo Crews takes the belt off Miz by the end of the year.

Josh Jackson – As always, a rematch will play out, which I’ll go out on a limb for and say that Miz will regain it then. Apollo will ultimately lose the feud, but Miz will be forced to bring his A game, elevating the Apollo in the process.

Roman-Reigns-Rusev-SummerSlam-850x540

MATCH #6 RUSEV VS ROMAN REIGNS

What you need to know about the Match:

Rusev – The Bulgarian Brute fighting in honor of Russia. Just think Rocky IV, that’s really all you need to know about Rusev.

Roman Reigns – In 2013 Reigns was part of the Shield and everyone loved him. Then he opened his mouth and we realized he had the personality of a Jar of Mayo.

PREDICTION:

Matt Kelly –  Rusev retains. Please god let Rusev retain. We got this match as the main event on Monday with Reigns winning… that was Reigns win. Now it’s Rusev’s turn to wreck house.

Molly May – Reigns passes out after refusing to tap to Rusev’s ‘Accolade’ which he holds for no less than 5 straight minutes, while screaming for no less than 7 straight minutes because Reigns accidentally spears Lana

Josh Jackson – Well… Rusev has to be my favorite wrestler on the main roster, while Roman is one of my least. Still, I figured there’s no way that Rusev carries the US Title past Sunday, considering the company still seems dead set on pushing their golden boy to the moon.

That was, until last Monday.
Since Roman got the clean win on free TV, (and sucking out most of the enthusiasm for their PPV match in the process), Rusev will retain one way or another. Whether its via DQ, or by cheating for a dirty win, Rusev will survive for a little bit longer.

Derek Kraneveldt – This has been a fantastic feud thus far.  I’m a Roman fan (the only WWE shirt I have at this point is a Reigns one, for instance), and honestly, that suspension may have been the best thing to happen to him in some time.

Since his return, the crowd has actually seemed into him (and oh god that insane Roman booing is annoying and it makes me feel so bad for him), and his screen time each week has been some of the most interesting since I began watching. He’s building instead of simply being the ‘Big Dog’, and he’s all the better for it.  That said, I think Rusev is taking it. The feud and Roman’s return still seem a little too fresh for a title change, so I’d imagine that the feud continues beyond this weekend, and Roman takes it in the rematch.

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – Rusev needs to just wreck house with no one winning that belt. Who takes down the Giant? Well hear me out on this but … Mojo Rawley. Yeah I know sounds stupid, probably will be… but at Battleground after Rusev smashed Zack Ryder into a day-glow stain in the middle of the ring Mojo came out and stared Rusev down. Rusev (and the rest of the world) immediately got to joking about how stupid that pairing is. Rusev commented multiple times about needing a “real challenger”. I see Mojo and Rusev being in a Survivor Series match together in which Mojo emasculates Rusev. This causes Ru-Ru to demand that he prove he is the better man and he’s willing to risk the US Title changing shows. Spoiler Alert… that shit is changing shows at The Rumble.

Molly May – I want Rusev to go on a tear. Have this win breathe new life into him. Make him realize how close he was to losing the championship, and possibly losing Lana. He won’t be made a fool of anymore and he’s going to wreck Sami Zayn in Sami’s attempt to earn a title the right way (unlike Kevin who’s sucking up for Universal Championship shots) and prove he could win the title that caused his shoulder injury. And wreck Neville in a showcase that he’s a fantastic technical/submission wrestler on top of being the best high flyer (AND a high profile match would do good things for the superstar that I expect will be the cornerstone of the cruiserweight division). And then wreck Darren Young after he’s cheated his way to the #1 contendership spot without Coach Bob Backlund’s knowledge. I expect Roman’s gonna get a rematch for no real reason, and I could see him enter a feud with Owens over who really deserves to represent the new era (surprise, it’s neither of them cause the real representatives are already fighting over the belt at Summerslam). Mostly I want Roman to get increasingly angry as the odds are stacked against him and his losses pile up and Ambrose and Rollins’ reigns keep get longer and longer…

Josh Jackson –Even if Rusev retains, he won’t be champion for long. Roman will get a rematch next month, with The Big Dog pulling through and winning the title on his second try. My guess is he’ll hold the title until the company is ready to put him back into the title picture, while Rusev moves on to a filler feud against the new WWE Universal Champion.

wwe_summerslam_new_day_club

MATCH #7 THE NEW DAY VS THE CLUB

What you need to know about the Match:

The New Day – When this tag team debuted they were potentially the most hated thing in WWE at the time… then they found their footing in pop culture references and wacky antics and EXPLODED. They’re our current WWE Champions

The Club – This duo were HUGE in Japan but super under utilized by WWE, lately they’ve been making testicle jokes on Raw.

PREDICTION:

Matt Kelly –  New Day had a good run but it’s time for them to lose and The Club could use a good push to make people feel slightly threatened by them again. The only way I see New Day retaining is if they have it look like Kofi and Xavier are beaten and then Big E makes his triumphant return to save them. But that’s unlikely, there’s no more stories to tell with New Day as champions.

Molly May – I think The Club will win… but I want the New Day to win. THE CLUB WINS WITH CHEATING. Lots and lots of cheating. And the fastest “Magic Killer” you’ve ever seen (cause no move was more appropriately named for ending New Day’s reign)

Josh Jackson –Man… I really wanted this to finally be the time where The Club finally lives up to their massive paychecks and take the tag team titles. Considering how little they’ve accomplished since their debut however, and their first big post brand split feud revolving around ruptured balls… I just can’t see a change of the guard take place under these circumstances. New Day takes it after Big E returns for the destraction.

Derek Kraneveldt – If Gallows and Anderson win I will not watch wrestling anymore.

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – The New Day will obviously get a rematch this time with Big E by their side but they will lose. Tag Team after Tag Team will lose in their quest for the Tag Belts. The Club will brag about how no one can touch them and American Alpha will continue to not lose on Smackdown. It’ll be decided at that Wrestlemania these two unstoppable teams will come head to head. American Alpha walk out as Tag Team Champions and bring it to Smackdown.

Molly May – Being down Big E evens the playing field, and if this was Anderson and Gallows straight off the heels of Wrestle Kingdom 10, I’d call a Club win, no question. I could talk all day about how much I love New Japan, especially the Bullet Club in all its’ variations (my first New Japan match was Omega vs Devitt for the Light Heavyweight title so, yeah, duh). There’s nothing I would love more than to see The New Day ousted by a fully reunited, mad strong Biz Cliz after New Day’s outstanding run. In the best situation I could’ve booked, The Club would’ve debuted as Bálor Club at NXT Takeover: Dallas, we’d have gotten heel Finn by the draft after a slow burn turn on NXT TV, and he’d fight a babyface Rollins at Summerslam in a build for the eventual Rollins vs Triple H. But now, to try booking all that is way too much too soon.

So assuming The Club wins, they shouldn’t lose ONCE with those titles. They should blatantly cheat in every match and hold on to those titles at all costs and appear un-fuck-withable. Make the New Day consider turning to their old tricks and start cheating again, too. Rework how Enzo and Cass were booked in NXT; they lose in their first PPV match for the title, have to re-earn their shot in a build to take them as a serious threat, and at one of the shared big 4 PPVs, bring out their Smackdown secret weapon Carmella and give the Realest Guys the clean win. Always keep some space between the Club and Bálor, AND all of them and Styles. Until all 4 are holding gold. Then as ‘Mania rolls around and they’re title-less while their old buddies are at the top, start to make the Club question where their loyalties really lie.

Josh Jackson – I have no idea to be honest. The Club needs to take some time away from the spotlight and rebuild, possibly by tearing down some lower tier tag teams and come off as a threat again. As of now, it’s very hard to take them seriously, especially if you don’t know about their history in Japan. As for New Day, Big E will return to the fold while the team continues to hold the tag team titles until Enzo and Cass are ready to take them. Probably in a multi man match since I don’t see a face vs face match as of yet. Either way, this tag division is starved on both shows since the split, and need some kind of talent injection quick.

Sasha_20Banks_20Charlotte_20SummerSlam.0

MATCH #8 SASHA BANKS VS. CHARLOTTE

What you need to know about the Match:

Sasha Banks – Sasha is the current women’s champion, snoop dogg’s cousin and one of the dopest women’s wrestlers out there.

Charlotte – Charlotte was the previous Women’s Champion and daughter of Ric Flair. She’s a real spoiled bitch (at least the character, I’m sure the real life person is lovely).

PREDICTION:

Matt Kelly – Sasha Banks is absolutely retaining here. I don’t know if it will be a clean finish however, based on a recent segment on Raw I see Dana Brook intentionally costing Charlotte the belt. Maybe even a run in from Bayley and Becky Lynch to make it go full four horsewomen.

Molly May – Since Dana Brooke is banned from ringside, Ric Flair makes an appearance to help Charlotte win. But not to worry, because Bayley runs in to try to stop him. Tell me you don’t wanna see a bayley-to-belly on the nature boy so Sasha can retain the title in Brooklyn.

Josh Jackson –With Dana banned from ringside, we should finally get the Charlotte match many of us have been waiting on for a long time. Even still, there’s no way Sasha loses the title so soon after her big moment. Charlotte will prove herself as a worthy performer on her own, but Sasha will retain with the Banks Statement.

Derek Kraneveldt – These two have so much history, and I really cannot wait to see them get back into the ring.  I like Charlotte and her superiority complex, but I found her title run fairly boring and extremely repetitive.

Almost every month, I’d be sure that THIS TIME Charlotte would lose, and fairly… Only to be proven wrong time and time again. It got to the point where the methods of cheating weren’t even entertaining anymore, and the best part of the matches were simply when they were over. She even disowned her father… and the cheating continued.

Then out of nowhere, she lost it, and it wasn’t even on a PPV. Tensions have been building ever since, and while myself and likely every other member of the WWE Universe thinks and hopes that the belt stays in Sasha’s hands, we’re behind excited for what could be the best match of the evening.

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – I’d love to see Dana allign herself back up with Emma. Perhaps after breaking from Charlotte she starts setting her sights on Sasha. I’m definitely seeing the next pay-per-view featuring a Sasha vs. Dana match (or even better Sasha vs. Emma if she’s healed up and ready to go). I eagerly await when we get a Sasha vs. Nia series (because that will happen).

Molly May – More than likely Charlotte’s future is in a feud to elevate Dana. Now since Ric tried to help in Brooklyn despite being disowned, and Dana was no help at all, Charlotte hates them both. Perfect reason for Ric to take Dana under his wing and make her ‘the next nature girl’. When Emma makes her return, she asks Dana what the hell happened and questions if they were ever friends at all. That leads to Emma vs Dana and the two of them realigning in the end. Hopefully this also garners more sympathy for Charlotte and a slow face turn while Sasha gets cockier and cockier as her winning streak gets more impressive. I don’t want Sasha going full heel since she’s still so well liked… but I also want Sasha vs Bayley for Wrestlemania…

So you know those “we want Sasha” chants? They become “heyyyyy we want so Bayley!” chants. Bayley is main roster official now, and she’s so loved, and wanted in every match, and getting every opportunity and “she hasn’t even won a match yet!” Sasha screams, cause wtf, Bayley? Think you’re so great, being a good person and hugging everyone. Bayley presents herself very humbly, but wins matches flawlessly. She beats Sasha with ease on RAW in a non-title match after weeks of build and it drives Sasha insane. To the point where she refuses to defend the title against Bayley until Bayley “proves” herself while Sasha runs roughshod on everyone who questions The Boss.

Josh Jackson –I would have said Charlotte would move on to a feud away from the title with Paige, but considering how hard she partied on her birthday, The Queen City’s own will have to take a back seat for a bit. Sasha will inevitably reunite with Bayley on the main roster, only for The Boss to turn heel, (which she desperately needs), and will reignite her legendary Takeover feud.

summerslam-john-cena-aj-styles

MATCH #9 JOHN CENA VS AJ STYLES

What you need to know about the Match:

AJ Styles – After being the indie darling for years he debuted at the Royal Rumble to a crowd who lost their mind but slowly went from Face everyone loved to heel everyone loved to hate.

John Cena – You know who John Cena is.

PREDICTION:

Matt Kelly – I’m pretty sure the last time we saw John Cena at a Summerslam he basically got tossed around for 10 minutes. I don’t think we’re going to see Cena eat it here… but I REALLLY want to. I don’t even hate Cena, it’s just the right decision and I’ll tell you why

Molly May – AJ Styles nails the Styles Clash after denying The Club’s help. Styles has already suffered one major loss at Wrestlemania this year and used Anderson and Gallows for a chunk of his wins since. It’s his first statement in proving “I don’t have the Club, and I don’t need the Club”

Josh Jackson –This match is likely to steal the show if their previous efforts have been any indication. This will be the first match in the pair’s series of bouts that will (likely), have no interference. Just a good old fashioned one on one fight. No excuses, and no doubt who the better man will be. This scenario usually means Cena will “overcome the odds” and pull out the victory, but considering how Smackdown ended, not to mention the fact that Cena will be gone to film the second season of his reality show, AJ will get to #BeatUpJohnCena on the company’s second biggest stage.

Derek Kraneveldt – I’m a huge Cena fan. As cool as AJ is, as someone who didn’t follow him around the world, he hasn’t really done all that much to wow me yet. He also brought Gallows and Anderson with him, who I feel like may just be the most boring tag team that I’ve ever seen. I’m alone in this one too, aren’t I?

With The Club busy in their own match, I feel like this will be the true 1 v. 1 that we were all hoping to see a few months back. That first match was fantastic before the interruption, and I really can’t wait to see this one. I think Cena is taking it home, but I’m beyond uncertain of what this matches outcome will actually be.

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – After AJ Styles absolutely and definitively has wrecked the face that runs the place he has his eyes on one and only one prize: the world belt. I’d like to see Dean retain until Survivor Series but this could honestly go down at at one of the Smackdown pay-per-views… but Styles is going to be wearing that belt in time for the Royal Rumble. More on this fantasy booking in a second…

Molly May – Like I’ve mentioned in my Bálor and Club write ups, let’s see Styles become more of a loner who knows he doesn’t need help because he’s too damn good for help. Really press that he doesn’t need some stupid WWE title cause he’s already beaten Cena! He’s a former IWGP Champ! This new era would be NOTHING if not for him. No one is on his level… not even Dean Ambrose. This clearly pisses off Ambrose, who demands a match with Styles. While Styles just keeps ‘conveniently’ missing out on opportunities to challenge Ambrose in favor of crushing an easier opponent. Daniel Bryan can’t sit back anymore, reasoning that Styles is taking the honor and respect out of wrestling, and puts the two in a match at the Royal Rumble. Which Styles wins. Cena, meanwhile, should get in at least one great PPV match for the title with Ambrose. But after that, hopefully Cena makes waves in the Intercontinental title picture to further make life harder for The Miz. The United States Open Challenge was arguably the best series Cena has had in his entire career, and I’d like to see the IC title heightened in such a way similar. Preferably not just a rehash of the open challenge, but definitely something along those lines.

Josh Jackson – Cena will fade away for awhile before coming back to his top guy spot. The only thing I can see for him in the future is to get that long awaited Undertaker Mania match, or win the Rumble and square off against Roman Reigns in a passing of the torch match. Between now and then, I don’t see him doing anything major. It’s clear his time is winding down.

AJ on the other hand, will be firmly launched into the main event. Signs are pointing to him feuding with the loser of the WWE World Heavyweight Championship match, and eventually winning the title after that business is wrapped up.

wwe_summerslam_dean_ambrose_dolph_ziggler

MATCH #10 DEAN AMBROSE VS. DOLPH ZIGGLER

What you need to know about the Match:

Dean Ambrose – Before he was a member of the Shield he was a Death match maniac. He’s our current world champion and one of the most legit unhinged a-holes in WWE

Dolph Ziggler – Think of the lead singer of every 80’s hair metal band… during the mid-90s. Now stop imagining Chris Jericho and think Shawn Michaels instead. Congrats you now know who Dolph Ziggler is.

PREDICTION:

Matt Kelly – Dean Ambrose is going to continue to retain, it’s a no-brainer honestly. But it’s going to be a great match, hell, it might be the match of the night. It has the potential to be… I mean, almost every match has the potential to be on this card … almost (sorry Cesaro, Sheamus, Enzo, Cass, Jericho and Owens). This will establish Dean as a serious champion and maybe turn Dolph into a bitter washed up man of the old era.

Molly May – Just let Ambrose get a clean pin and look like a legit champ please.

Josh Jackson –I love both of these guys. I’m also a sucker for the underdog, which is why I would LOVE if Ziggler were to win. However, Dean just won the title by beating two of the company’s golden boys in Reigns and Rollins, and there’s no chance that he loses this soon to someone who couldn’t beat Baron Corbin a month ago. Ziggler will dig deep and prove he belongs, but will come up short when Ambrose retains.

Derek Kraneveldt – I may be alone in saying this… but I want Ziggler to win. He’s been this talented, barely-there underdog since I began watching WWE, and he solidified me as a fan after a heartbreaking promo a few weeks back about how much he’s been looked over and how he deserves this. As long as he’s not fighting nineteen boring matches with Baron Corbin, I’d definitely be down with seeing Ziggler hold the title.  That said, there’s no way in hell its going to him. Ambrose is keeping this one, at least for now.

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – Ziggler will continue to feud against other wreslers. I’d be super on board with a good couple Crews vs Ziggers matches (just keep him away from Corbin for the rest of the decade). Dean will be the champ until A.J. Styles eventually takes the belt off of him.

Molly May – I hope these two continue to feud for the belt for at least one or two more pay per view matches. They’re fantastic foil for one another, both being guys that never got the respect they deserved but being pretty stylistically different. I think Ambrose deserves a legitimate reign, and definitely a longer one that Roman’s. Really make Roman seeth over how Seth and Dean are/were better champions than he was. (Just cause you’re on separate brands doesn’t  mean you still can’t hate your friends!) So when it reaches Survivor Series, or preferably the Royal Rumble where I want Dean to lose the belt, Roman unleashes his anger on Dean after a poorly planned alliance between them goes every kind of wrong.

I’d like to see Bray Wyatt get involved in the title picture after he’s done with Orton. I’d kill for a triple threat on PPV between Champbrose, Ziggler, and Wyatt, then I’m thinking Ziggler and Wyatt would make a solid feud with them both blaming each other for their losses and the feud ending in a traditional Survivor Series match. Either leading two teams or as the last two remaining members of opposing teams.

Josh Jackson –Based on the build up, there’s no way Ziggler doesn’t turn heel after this. Based on the way things have been going however, Ziggler will stay face for a little while longer while he feuds with AJ Styles for the number one contender spot. Dean will feud with Bray Wyatt for the title, where he’ll come out on top once again. I can’t say the same for when he squares off with The Phenomenal One.

Finn-Balor-Seth-Rollins-SummerSlam-850x540

MATCH #11 FINN BALOR VS. SETH ROLLINS

What you need to know about the Match:

Seth Rollins – Was the World Champion until an injury forced him to drop the belt, he’s yet to officially been pinned to lose his belt. He’s a huge asshole and it’s glorious to watch.

Finn Balor – Think of the hottest soccer player you’ve ever seen, now imagine them in a wrestling ring and occasionally covered in body paint that makes them kinda look like Venom. He’s awesome and will be the most popular person in wrestling one day.

PREDICTION:

Matt Kelly – So this is the hardest match to call. I originally predicted every run in known about man. I’ve argued that Finn has more to lose if he wins than if he loses. Yea those of us who watch NXT know he’s earned it but to the 80% of the casual audience is concerned he’s just Reigns 2.0. A quick and immediately push could do more bad than good. So I’m saying the Seth wins but it will in no way be a clean win. Maybe Seth Rollins best friend Jon Stewart comes and saves him once again.

Molly May –  Finn Bálor. Mostly because do you honestly think Demon KING Bálor is gonna lose his first main roster pay per view match. Yeah, I know the demon lost at NXT Takeover: The End, but now he’s the demon KING. Just trust them, it’s different (it’sreallynot).

BUT! Seth is getting the belt.

Triple H is gonna interfere. The Club is gonna interfere. John Stewart is gonna interfere. Your mom is gonna interfere. Hideo Itami is gonna debut after the match to beat up Bálor for injuring him which HASNOTBEENBROUGHTUPYETONNXT WHYNOT WHOHURTYOUHIDEO. But in all seriousness, this match is not ending in a clean finish. I expect interferences, especially from the GMs, Triple H or John Stewart. It’ll look like Finn won but someone will catch that he had a foot under the rope and they’ll give it to Seth, even though Seth blatantly nailed Finn with a chair. But I’d still like to keep The Club at an arms’ length from Finn, and I’m aware Hideo is a stretch. In a perfect world, Finn would be the one that put Hideo on the shelf and Hideo would get his revenge one way or another. But since the draft has kinda screwed that up, check my Takeover: Brooklyn prediction for how I reworked it *winkwink*.

Josh Jackson – I predict that the announce team will say “The Demon King” 30 times throught the match. I also fully expect Finn to win, becoming champion a short four weeks after debuting on the main roster. Sure, that’s a bit of a hot shot to the top spot, but Seth is already established as a main eventer. Cutting Finn’s legs out from under him this soon, especially if they have him lose his first match in his demon garb, would be absolutely detrimental to his continued growth. He won’t hold it long, but I’m expecting Brooklyn to explode once the longest reigning NXT champ wins the big one.

Derek Kraneveldt – As a non-regular NXT viewer, aside from catching a few (fantastic) Takeover events, I’m not overly familiar with Bálor. That said, in any case I think that this one is going to Rollins. Rollins is one of WWE’s biggest stars, and now that he can no longer play up the exciting “title I never lost” angle, I could definitely see him gloating about the title that nobody else has ever won. He just seems a bit under-utilized since his return (especially looking at the way he went out), and I think that this outcome would certainly get people talking.

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – Seth was an amazing Heel Champion before and he will be an amazing heel champion again. So what happens with Balor? Balor continues to impress the world match after match until he earns his spot in the Royal Rumble… and wins it.

With two “Main belts” this creates a question… what is the main event belt. I say the Rumble winner chooses the belt he wants, and Finn wants to do the one thing Seth Rollins couldn’t do… bring the World Title back to Raw. He challenges the then current champion AJ Styles. A.J. will feel confident that he can win at Wrestlemania and is excited to be defending his belt in a setting where his friends (and current Tag Team Champs) The Club can be by his side.

After putting on what will arguably be one of the top matches in 2017, the Club comes down and beats the ever loving SHIT out of AJ Styles. The Demon rides out on Anderson’s shoulders wearing the belt for a feud against Seth Rollins to combine the belts into the WWE Galaxy belt or some stupid shit like that.

Molly May – Seth is a great heel champion, and I really want to see how a reign of his will go without the Authority’s help. And I want Finn to be on Seth like a fly on shit. Let the audience get to know Finn better since this massive push out the gate has brought on some Reigns-esque distaste. And teach them that when Finn loses a match for a title, he does not let who beat him get away unscathed. In my opinion, Bálor is a more interesting character when he’s in a chase for the belt than when he’s the champ. What would make this extra awesome (since WWE already pulled the trigger early on the demon): start incorporating supernatural traits into his normal human character. We don’t know a ton about how the demon mythos works, just that it’s “Bálor’s mask”. The intimidation factor could help make up for his size disadvantage. Do things like have him cut the arena lights and La Catrina-teleport to the ring. Have him show up to RAW in a surgical mask that he rips off to reveal a Joker-looking slit-mouth. Hell, go full Japanese urban legend and put him in arena bathrooms before shows to scare fans. I just wrote your next season of Swerved. You’re welcome.

Josh Jackson – Rollins won’t be out of the picture for long, considering that he’ll end up getting a rematch and taking the title off of Finn thanks to some outside help. Maybe the return of J & J Security? Or a bitter Kevin Owens who feels that Finn doesn’t deserve the opportunities that are meant for him? Either way, Finn’s impressive debut will be tempered a bit, cooling him off as he clears the way for the inevitable Roman Reigns redemption story.

 

Summerslam 2016 pre-show begins at 5pm on the network and Summerslam begins at 7pm. Let us know what you think of our predictions and comment with some of your own.

It’s weird, we’re just a day away from an NXT Takeover and for the first time in a year, I’m not too excited. This time last year Takeover: Brooklyn was arguably the best pay-per-view of the year and there was nothing but top notch anticipation going into it. But this year, with so many NXT Talents being drafted to the main roster and NXT only have about a month to introduce new characters and storylines… something is lacking. I don’t know if it’s this year’s Summerslam card being crazy stacked or what, but for the first time in over a year Takeover doesn’t feel like the must-see pay-per-view. But that doesn’t mean it won’t be amazing.

Let’s Break Down the Card to NXT Takeover: Brooklyn II (or Back II Brooklyn as Molly prefers).

maxresdefault-1

MATCH #1 EMBER MOON VS. BILLIE KAY

Some things you might need to know about these wrestlers:

Billie Kay – She’s Australlian, she dresses in dark blue, her entrance music is from Carmen and she was on Smackdown once. This is the extent of her character development so far. I can’t even tell you if she’s a heel or a face really.

Ember Moon – She formerly wrestled in the indies as Athena and I’m told she was amazing. Based on the vignettes she’s been featured on she’s potentially a cleric werewolf.

PREDICTIONS:

Matt Kelly – Ember Moon is going to win this. I know nothing about her but people so rarely lose in their debut match. If the impossibly popular Tyler Breeze lost to Justin Thunder Liger (in Ligers only NXT appearance) then the barely notable Billie Kay has no chance of survival.

Molly May – Ember Moon. Is it too much to ask for a 2nd or top rope ‘O-Face’ on Ember Moon’s debut night for the finish? I know we had to wait well over a year for Samoa Joe to hit a second rope ‘muscle buster’, but can you imagine if Ember comes in like, “I AIN’T WAITING, CHECK THIS COOL SHIT I CAN DO.”

Josh Jackson – Is there any chance that Billie Kay pulls through? No, didn’t think so. Ember Moon wins in a decisive way with whatever her finisher is going to be.

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – Billie Kay will probably end up being the heel on NXT for a while now and Ember Moon I’m going to assume will be the person to eventually take the belt off Auska (but not right away).

Molly May – Once you’ve checked out the cool shit Ember can do, it’s fair to say she’s poised to be a big player for the women’s division and NXT as a whole. I wanna see her work her way up; put in some solid #1 contender’s matches against the likes of Billie and Peyton before she gets to the final boss, Asuka. You’ve probably caught that I hate the current NXT trend of foregoing character development in favor of assuming you know who these wrestlers are from their independent careers. Give Billie better reason to be evil than “I was on Smackdown once so I’m better than everyone here”. Let the crowd authentically fall in love with Ember so when she gets her match with Asuka, we don’t just care about that, but we cared about the journey she took to get there.

Josh Jackson – It’s obvious that Ember Moon IS the future of the women’s division, especially with the inevitable Bayley call up. I see her racking up the wins while the women’s division down in NXT rebuilds around her, since Asuka will be the only big star left… And that’s assuming her own call up won’t happen some time soon.

maxresdefault

MATCH #2 NO WAY JOSE VS. AUSTIN ARIES

Some things you might need to know about these wrestlers:

No Way Jose – Jose is a dancing machine. He looks like comedian Reggie Watts but with Andrew W.K’s flair for life. He’s awesome, trust us.

Austin Aries – Few wrestlers are easier to dislike than Austin Aries. He declares himself the greatest man who ever lived but doesn’t use the weezer song as his entrance music. Like I said, he’s easy to hate.

PREDICTIONS:

Matt Kelly – I want Jose to win because I love the shit out of him but I think story wise Aries has more to lose from losing. No Way is so beyond popular that a loss (and definitely not a clean one) shouldn’t have any negative impact on his career.

Molly May – No Way Jose, but it’ll be a DQ victory from Aries just beating the utter tar out of him.

Josh Jackson – This one is hard to call, because if Austin wins, then he’s right about Jose not being in his league. If Jose wins, then what the hell are they doing with a world reknowned talent like Austin? In the end, I give it the win to The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived via shinanigans. It’s the only way to protect both guys.

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – Jose will continue to become more and more popular and eventually be the unexpected person to hold the NXT Title before going to the main roster where he will most likely get Breezed. Austin Aries should 100% form a tag team with Bobby Roode shortly after Takeover.

Molly May – This is the loss in the streak that’s gonna cause Aries to snap. He can’t believe he’s been made 2nd fiddle to Nakamura, and now he can’t even beat Jose? Aries is gonna start looking for a way to even out his wins/losses record again. And what better way to do that than to link up with an old friend who happens to be on fire and about to take NXT by storm in the form of Bobby Roode. GET IN, LOSER, WE’RE GOING WRESTLING. Aries and Roode rack up a series of tag team wins before their egos get the better of them and it leads to a match between them for bragging rights at the next Takeover.

Jose is just gonna keep being Dominican Andrew W.K. and that’s the best way to go through life honestly.

Josh Jackson – Aries just has to move on to something bigger. Like the previous match, I don’t feel like Joe has much longer in NXT, especially with the brand split creating so many new main roster spots. I feel like a main event push is in his future,while Jose moves on to a midcard feud with someone he can learn from. The loser of the Roode / Almas match, perhaps?

RESEM54375nxttakeoverbrooii_roode

MATCH #3 ANDRADE ALMAS VS. BOBBY ROODE

Some things you might need to know about these wrestlers:

Andrade ALmas – He was a former lucha wrestler and supposedly very good. Until about two weeks ago I forgot he even existed. He took off his mask, started dressing like Lou Bega and maybe wrestled three matches in as many months.

Bobby Roode – Bobby Roode has the greatest wrestling entrance theme in years. This is literally everything you need to know about him.

PREDICTIONS:

Matt Kelly – I’m keeping it short, simple and sweet. Booby Roode is going to win this. End of sentence. Sorry Almas but we all forgot you existed and your entrance song isn’t Glorious.

Molly May – Roode will reverse some sweet lucha shit into some sweet ground-and-pound shit for a victory.

Josh Jackson – This is Roode’s debut match on WWE TV, while Andrade has been a complete failure in the few months he’s been on the NXT roster. Is there any doubt that the former TNA champion won’t deliver with a glorious victory in his debut?

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – Roode will continue to dominate and form a tag team with Aries for the upcoming Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic. They might even win it and decide that their combined powers make them so great that it’s glorious. Almas will continue to be under utilized until they find a good partner for him in the Tag Team Classic (maybe someone from CWC) and suddenly we will all be really into his character.

Molly May – Roode is destined to become the successor to Joe’s status as top heel in NXT. Even if you aren’t familiar with his TNA work or any of Roode’s previous career highlights, his introduction promo and face-melter of an entrance theme have established him as the perfect future corporate champion. Cien Almas, however, is just the latest victim of NXT’s “babyface him to death after we signed him for being an incredible heel somewhere else” schtick. I’m not saying turn Almas heel. I’m saying just tell people who the hell he is. NXT has been majorly lacking character development, which is what I believe made it special and unique compared to the main roster for so long. They’ve been relying on the hope that you know his past work as La Sombra, and while that worked for Joe and Nakamura, it’s what really took guys like Zayn, Owens, and Balor to the next level in their NXT runs. I desperately want Cien to take the torch as a top face in the absence of most of the men that made NXT. Pit him in blood feuds with Aries and Roode before you let him at Joe. But you need to tell us who Almas is and why he’s bothering with all this first.

Josh Jackson –  I don’t see how Andrade doesn’t turn heel. Rejected by the fans, he has the perfect out to reinvent himself before he becomes permanently damaged. The suspenders and hat need to go, and he needs to sell himself as deserving better considering how big of a star he was in Mexico. Maybe he can be in that Jose feud I mentioned?

Meanwhile, assuming Roode doesn’t get the spot against Jose, I can see him either feuding with a returning Eric Young to play up their history, or gunning straight for the championship. Time will tell, but he’s going to be made into a big deal as one of the cornerstones of the brand going forward.
revival-vs-ciampa-gargano

MATCH #4 THE REVIVAL (C) VS. JOHNNY GARGANO & TOMMASO CIAMPA

Some things you might need to know about these wrestlers:

The Revival – This is our NXT Champions. They don’t look like much but they are crazy amazing and bringing back old school wrestling. Their catchphrase is no Flips Just Fists and if you just saw a picture of them you probably wouldn’t expect much but really, truly, honestly… the Revival is dope as fuck.

Johnny Gargano & Tommaso Ciampa – A little under a year ago these two came to NXT as “Team Free Agent” for the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic. They were just generic wrestlers in NXT for months but a handful of Promos and a Match of the Year worth CWC Match later they are the team you want to see succeed.

PREDICTIONS:

Matt Kelly – I know it seems too soon for the Revival to end their 2nd reign as Tag Champs but Gargampa are fire right now and need those belts. Smackdown needs a good team for American Alpha to throw around The Revival is that perfect team (who can always look like a threat).

Molly May –  The power of friendship… which is generated best by excessive punts to the face and death valley drivers will allow Gargano and Ciampa the victory.

Josh Jackson – If you would have asked me two weeks ago, I would’ve said that our indie darlings would have had a good shot at pulling off the win. After their Cruiserweight Classic match however, it seems like miscommunication will lead to a Revival retention, followed by Ciampa turning on Gargano.

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – Ciampa and Gargano are going to be champions for a while. The Revival will get a “Pre-going to Smackdown” rematch and then these two will be unstoppable until Team Gloriously Great decides that a perfect duo like them deserves the belts to prove they live up the Tag Name I just made up for them.

Molly May – Gargano and Ciampa had one of the best matches of the Cruiserweight Classic so far (and that’s saying something; there are a LOT of worthy ‘best matches’ in that tournament) and it only made them stronger as a team. I love that that match showed what level of aggression they’re capable of unleashing on the Revival. Up until recently, while tag teams across the board have had some decent squash matches, none of them have had the backing that teams like Enzo and Cass, the Vaudevillians, and American Alpha had. I feel like the Revival has really come into their own as characters and as a team. They’ll be just as strong a presence without the belts (although I will miss “clink me”), and I feel Ciampa and Gargano have awesome title defenses against TM-61 and the Authors of Pain on the horizon.

Fingers crossed they #GloriousBomb Roode in the middle of his entrance.

Josh Jackson – The Authors of Pain can’t stay out of the title picture for much longer. No matter who wins, Paul Ellering’s new team will be gunning for the champions. Based on my prediction, I’m guessing Gargano and Ciampa feud with each other, while The Revival find themselves being out-heeled by bigger, badder guys. Does that mean they’re turning? Not necessarily, but I see them being the de-facto faces going forward.

images

MATCH #5 ASUKA VS. BAYLEY

Some things you might need to know about these wrestlers:

Asuka – You know the Ring? Know how that made Japanese girls terrifying? Asuka is the Ring Girl… but with Rainbow hair. She’s the scariest gorgeous girl ever.

Bayley – Bayley is the definition of face. She loves hugs and wrestling and hugs. She was the former NXT women’s champion and she lost her belt to the brutal Asuka. She’s getting her rematch finally in a quest to be the first ever 2 time NXT women’s champion.

PREDICTIONS:

Matt Kelly – Last year was Bayley’s year and it really started in Brooklyn. If you haven’t seen Sasha Banks vs. Bayley from last year’s Brooklyn match… do so. It represents everything that makes wrestling great. But that was 2016. It’s 2017, it’s not Bayley’s year anymore.

Bayley is going to lose, she’ll put in a good fight but she is going to lose and find herself a new home on Raw or Smackdown.

Molly May – Both women do a lot of damage with their respective submissions, but Bayley eats a few too many roundhouse kicks for Asuka not to get the pin.

Josh Jackson – This one is another hard one to call. We know Bayley can’t be in NXT much longer, suggesting that Asuka will win. But if Bayley doesn’t get the job done, who can they have beat Asuka with next to no build? She would either be stuck in developmental for at least another year despite being one of the best wrestlers in the entire company, or the crowd would completely reject her challenger when they smell the bull crap all the way from Full Sail.

With that said, the only way I see this going is having Bayley win the match after a hard fought back and fourth with a belly to bayley.

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – Asuka will continue to be the NXT Women’s Champ until someone steps up and stops her. Maybe that person will be Ember Moon or maybe someone like Liv Morgan or Billie Kay unexpectedly catches on and gets that moment. Either way, when Asuka loses it will be a BIG moment that means something. Bayley is going to the main roster where she will eventually be the WWE Women’s Champion, potentially by next Summerslam if not sooner.

Molly May – Bayley is off to greener pastures on the main roster. Even though she’s a good choice for first 2-time NXT Women’s Champ, there’s really not much left for her to do. Assuming this is Bayley’s last NXT match, laying down to let Asuka get the pin and continue to be the murder princess she is is the admirable thing to do. The women’s division is in good hands with the likes of Asuka, Ember Moon, Billie Kay, Peyton Royce, Nikki Glencross, and so on. I’m hoping this will be the show stealer, ala Nakamura vs Zayn, that it deserves to be.

Josh Jackson – From there, they can either say that Bayley is hurt from the match, or even promise to take on all comers, only to be dethroned on NXT TV by someone unexpected. Ember Moon would be the only real option. From there, Moon would have to destroy the women’s roster to build to a match with Asuka, where if all goes according to plan, Moon can win without it seeming unrealistic.

samoa-joe-vs-nakamura

MATCH #6 SAMOA JOE VS. SHINSUKE NAKAMURA

Some things you might need to know about these wrestlers:

Samoa Joe – Envision a big dude who you can tell immediately has the ability to beat the piss out of you. Now envision that despite his size he’s super acrobatic. Now envision that this walking murder machine also is wired in a way where he can justify every terrible thing he wants to do to you as being 100% the right (and only) option of attack. Scared? you should be.

Shinsuke Nakamura – Nakamura is a wrestler who dresses and moves like a weird hybrid of Michael Jackson and Freddie Mercury. Sounds awesome? Good because he fucking is.

PREDICTIONS:

Matt Kelly – Shinsuke and Joe will be a match that people will remember for years on end. It will also be remembered as the match that Shinsuke lost, or at least didn’t win the belt. This match will end with a DQ when Hideo (who should absolutely have had a match on this Takeover but someone remembered Andrade Almas existed instead) runs in and attacks Samoa Joe and reveals Joe to be who attacked him over a year ago.

Molly May – Hideo Itami interferes to pull Nakamura into a pin attempt on Joe. Joe still kicks out and defiantly gets Nakamura to tap to the “Coquina Clutch” while refusing to break the hold and staring Itami down.

Josh Jackson –  Joe has been one of my favorite talents for years, long before he arrived in NXT. Which is why it pains me to say that I don’t see him walking out of New York with the NXT Title. Nakamura is on fire, and while someone with the credibility of Joe would be the only one who could beat him at this point, he has accomplished everything there is to do in NXT. I expect Shinsuke to take the win with a… KINSHASA!!! You know, except we won’t get Corey Grave’s awesome call.

 

THE FUTURE:

Matt Kelly – Vince wants that sweet Nakamura cash on his main roster and he wants it there bad and ASAP. Nakamura will leave NXT without ever being the champ, but that’s okay. He will be the biggest thing in the known universe this time next year. Meanwhile Joe and Hideo are going to feud it out and because he’s a bad bad motherfucker… Joe will destroy Hideo and continue to dominate until he loses to the unexpected No Way Jose (over 50% serious)

Molly May –  Anyone else think it’s kind of weird how Hideo Itami doesn’t have a match at Takeover? I mean, he’s one of the names credited with building NXT to what it is today, he was in the title picture pre-injury, and his return got some pretty good hype. As much as I would LOVE the swerve of Hideo showing up to kick Finn’s ass at Summerslam for injuring him, I think it makes plenty of sense for him to get involved in the NXT Championship match. There’s enough history between him, Joe, and Shisuke for him to take a side, so should he come out and help Nakamura, it wouldn’t be a big surprise.

The surprise would come the next episode of NXT, when Itami reveals that it was Samoa Joe that attacked him before he debuted that night at Takeover: Unstoppable. Joe comes out to defend himself and tells Itami, “Wow, Hideo, I took you for smarter than that… You really think I acted alone?” 😉 DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN

Josh Jackson – Joe gets a rematch and loses on TV as his official goodbye, then moves on to take the main roster by storm, (hopefully with his sights set on a certain beast). Shinsuke on the other hand, will hold the title until Wrestlemania weekend, where Roode or Aries will take the title off his hands before his own main roster debut.

NXT TAKEOVER: BROOKLYN II is airing Saturday August 20th at 8:00pm EST only on the WWE Network.

Briefly: It looks like the Stephen Amell / Cody Rhodes feud is not quite finished yet, which I certainly wouldn’t have expected based on the fact that Rhodes left WWE back in May.

Amell himself had multiple RAW appearances throughout last year, and faced Rhodes’ Stardust character in a tag-team match during WWE’s Summerslam Pay-Per View last August.

Both Amell and Rhodes appeared at the “Wrestling Rivals” panel at Heroes & Villains FanFest in Secaucus, N.J. During the event, Amell let loose that Rhodes would appear in the third episode of Arrow‘s upcoming fifth season.

No information was revealed about Rhodes’ role, but Rhodes teased that “You can probably expect Stephen and I to get into another fight.”

We can’t freaking wait. The rivalry has been hilarious thus far, and as disappointed as I was when Rhodes left WWE in May (because I’m a huge fan and would love to see him in the ring as much as possible), I’m certainly glad that Rhodes appears to be making his rounds.

Are you looking forward to Arrow‘s fifth season? What did you think of last year’s offering? Be sure to sound out in the comments below!

RhodesAmell

Join Carlos, Josh, Kenny and Shane as they discuss the last week in video games!

Subscribe to us in iTunes!

Subscribe with another program!

This Week:

Final Splatoon Splatfest announced. Callie VS Marie.

We learn we almost got a Spider-Gwen Disney Infinity figure.

Check out the newest Pokemon from Sun & Moon.

Nintendo teams up with Yogurtland.

Bioshock Collection coming to PS4, PC and Xbox One.

Brock Lesnar is the face of WWE 2K17.

Wreck-It Ralph 2 confirmed.

Major Street Fighter V changes.

Tokido wins CEO fighting competition.

Mission Objective:

“What video game character would you have a sexual relationship with?”

Subscribe to us in iTunes!

Follow us on Sound Cloud!

Subscribe to us on Google Play!

Follow us on Stitcher!

Subscribe with another program!

Subscribe to our Twitch Channel!

Follow us on Twitter!

@AngryBananas

@dkraneveldt

@InuJoshua

@TheKingOfMars

@CrippledKenny

@shaneohare

Briefly: We’re just over a month away from the highly anticipated premiere of the fourth (yep, fourth) Sharknado film, and Syfy has just revealed a long list of individuals who are set to make an appearance in the upcoming sequel.

Sharknado 4 will take place five years after the East Coast was ravaged in Sharknado 3. Fin, his family and the cosmos have been blissfully sharknado-free in the intervening years, but now sharks – and ‘nados! – are being whipped up in places (and ways) that are completely unexpected…

Sharknado fans were able to vote whether or not Tara Reid’s character, April Wexler, will return for the film, the result of which poll you can watch below.

As far as cameos go, there are a lot of them, including our pal Andre “Black Nerd” Meadows, and even WWE superstar (and former champion) Seth Rollins. Now I’m even more excited.

Here are the rest of the cameos:

YouTuber Andre “Black Nerd” Meadows as a Train Conductor
Comic Carrot Top as an Uber Driver
Chippendales Dancers as themselves
YouTube/Vine star DeStorm Power as a National Guardsman
Dolvett Quince of The Biggest Loser as a Trainer
Erika Girardi from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as Tech Frances
Comic Gilbert Gottfried as Today correspondent
Pro wrestler Seth Rollins as AstroTech Lopez
Steve Guttenberg as Car Owner
Hayley Hasselhoff as Supervisor Mary Jane and Taylor-Ann Hasselhoff as Pilot Shaylin
YouTuber iJustine as Supervisor Brock
MMA fighter Roy Nelson as Donnie the Paparazzo
Vanderpump Rules‘ Stassi Schroeder as Koening and Jax Taylor as a Guardsman
Paul Shaffer as himself

Sharknado: The Fourth Awakens premieres on July 31st, and I really can’t wait to see what Syfy has planned for SDCC.

File this under, “odd but kinda makes sense”. Wesley Snipes and his Maandi Media DMM production company are joining forces with WWE Studios to bring fans a multi-picture deal.

The first in the agreement is the already announced Temple. Starring Snipes himself, Anne Heche, Dave Annable and WWE wrestler Seth Rollings, Temple is being co-produced by Gene Simmons. Yeah, THAT Gene Simmons.

In the Press Release Michael Luisi, President of WWE Studios said:

We are always looking for the ideal talent to extend our brand and Wesley is the right combination of action movie star and savvy producer, We look forward to creating exciting new content with the perfect partner.

The second film under the new partnership is set to start production this year, but no word as to WHAT we can expect from that release. We can easily surmise that it’s going to be action packed (super action?). Snipes said in the release that he’s looking to have some fun with this one:

The action genre has been a very big and important part of my career. There is no better way to extend my love for dynamic action based entertainment than with a company like WWE, who have been entertaining fans for decades with incredible visuals and deliciously entertaining storylines. Maandi strives to create elevated multi-media content that appeals to all demographics worldwide – from childhood fan to feature film collaborators.  Wow, sooo cool!  We are all incredibly excited to share visions.

Temple is set to release sometime this year.

Be sure to keep an eye here on Geekscape, we’ll definitely be keeping you up to date on this awesome new partnership.

It’s Wrestlemania Weekend! You know what that means long-time fans of the show! Juan and Josh are back to take NXT Takeover: Dallas and Wrestlemania 32. We go through predictions for the shows as well as the future of WWE.

If you’re curious where I’ve been I’ve been working on my new podcast Horror Movie Club. Check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Soundcloud, Reddit and Geekscape.net!

Follow Saint Mort on Facebook and Twitter and SoundCloud.

If you really like the show get Matt something nice off his AmazonWishList

Subscribe to Us on iTunes

This week on the Saint Mort Show it’s fairly Matt-less in favor of a discussion between past guest Brian Soscia and one of Matt’s best friends Molly Neill. Molly is training to be a professional wrestler and gets an opportunity to ask anything she would like to know about the business and Soscia is more than happy to open up about everything.

This isn’t just a podcast for wrestling fans though, this is a podcast for anyone who’s ever had a passion you thought no one else understands. Check it out and Enjoy!

If you’re curious where I’ve been I’ve been working on my new podcast Horror Movie Club. Check us out on Facebook, Twitter, Soundcloud, Reddit and Geekscape.net!

Follow Saint Mort on Facebook and Twitter and SoundCloud.

If you really like the show get Matt something nice off his AmazonWishList

Subscribe to Us on iTunes

Adi Shankar is a multiple threat creative: an actor, director, writer and producer whose work includes films like ‘The Grey’, ‘Dredd’, ‘Lone Survivor’ and more. But in Geek circles, he may be best known for his ‘Bootleg’ series of fan films, bold interpretations of beloved characters like James Bond, The Punisher, Venom, Power Rangers and more! This week, we’ve got him on Geekscape to talk about the Bootleg series and how he almost quit Hollywood. We also talk some Royal Rumble and Adi side-steps and counters my questions about ‘The Grey’s ending like a pro! Enjoy!

Subscribe to Geekscape on Soundcloud!

Subscribe to the Geekscape podcast on iTunes!

Subscribe to Geekscape TV on YouTube!