This is entries 5-1 of our Best Wrestlers of 2018 series. Make sure to check out 6-10 and 11-18 and join the conversation afterwards!

5. Cody

Not that I’m one to speak for Cody Rhodes, but I’m almost positive that even he could not have expected how much of a success All In was. Setting records for attendance and merchandise sales while generating buzz rarely seen outside of a WWE event, being one of the masterminds behind the largest non-WWE show since WCW died in the US was only one of his accomplishments this year. Being the catalyst behind both the Golden Lovers reuniting and the Bullet Club breakup storyline when it was at its peak, Cody found himself in the IWGP Heavyweight Championship hunt more often than anyone else in 2018. But what really tops off his year in the ring was his historic win over Nick Aldis at All In, winning the title that his father held so many years ago and bringing more eyes to the NWA than anyone else has in decades. With All Elite Wrestling on the horizon, Cody’s looking to change the wrestling world for the better, and none of that would be possible without 2018 putting him in a position to do so.

4. Daniel Bryan

At this time last year, most of us assumed we’d never see Daniel Bryan wrestle again. However, the impossible happened when rumors of him coming out of retirement became reality. The leader of the Yes Movement was finally cleared to wrestle after years of therapy and second opinions, returning with Shane McMahon against Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens. Then… Nothing. A nowhere feud with Big Cass, a throwaway return of Team Hell No so they could lose to the Bludgeon Brothers and a long-awaited clash against The Miz that was bogged down by bad finishes and unnecessary inclusion of their less-than-stellar wives made it feel like clearing Bryan was more about keeping him away from other companies than it was about using him in any meaningful way.

That changed when Bryan went for AJ Styles’ kryptonite and kicked him straight in the balls to suddenly win the WWE Championship, ending AJ’s 371 day reign. This was the moment the Yes Movement died and “The New” Daniel Bryan blessed our screens. As an aggressively environment friendly wrestler who makes us feel bad for buying his merchandise rather than thrift, he has somehow went from one of the most loved figures in wrestling history to a rare heel who actually gets boo’d by most crowds. Alongside his blow away heel work, Bryan also reminded us that he’s one of the best wrestlers of all time, managing to look terrifying against Brock Lesnar, an opponent that towers over him, and making the most out of his feud with Styles by putting on some of the WWE main roster’s best performances. I’m hoping Bryan holds the title until at least Wrestlemania, He’s a case of a wrestler firing on all cylinders right before our eyes.

3. Hiroshi Tanahashi

TOKYO, JAPAN – AUGUST 12: Hiroshi Tanahashi celebrates winning the tournament final against Kota Ibushi during the New Japan Pro-Wrestling G1 Climax 28 at Nippon Budokan on August 12, 2018 in Tokyo, Japan. (Photo by New Japan Pro-Wrestling/Getty Images)

The joke I kept hearing throughout 2017 was that Tanahashi was being held together by heart and duct tape. For the uninitiated, the best way to describe Hiroshi Tanahashi is the John Cena of NJPW. When the company was in bad shape, Tanahashi carried the company through the mid 2000’s onward to become “The Ace” of the company. Over the course of his time on top, NJPW rose to prominance once again thanks to his unmatched ring work, off the charts charisma and a look that screams “rock star”. And let’s face it, you’d have to be all of those things to make air guitar look good. To continue the Cena parallels, Tanahashi has taken a backseat in recent years as Okada stepped up and took his place as the top star despite still being universally loved. No one would have blamed him if he took time off throughout 2017 and 2018 as he nursed a multitude of injuries, including a torn bicep. But despite this, he pressed on.

At first, 2018 seemed like it would continue to see Tana in a supporting role. He started the year against Jay White, failed at the finish line against Zack Sabre Jr. at the New Japan Cup and falling to Okada once again, losing his record of the most successive title defenses in the process. Then, the G1 happened. In a tournament that many figured would be a sure thing for Kota Ibushi, when the finals arrived, a spark of hope for The Ace set off an unstoppable flame, shocking viewers around the world and defeating Ibushi to win his third G1 11 years after his first victory in the annual tournament. Proving that he never lost his greatness in thrilling matches against a variety of rivals, The Ace closes 2018 on his way to a Tokyo Dome main event against Kenny Omega where he hopes to find himself on the top of the mountain for what could be the last time.

But what makes his journey especially intriguing is the dichotomy between him and Omega, representing different philosophies on how NJPW should move forward. On one side is the brash, arrogant foreigner who wants to “Change the World” by guiding the company towards a worldwide expansion on his shoulders with a Western influence. On the other is the traditionalist, the man who has carried the banner of NJPW through its darkest days for over a decade who knows that NJPW can reach greater heights worldwide by being true to itself instead of becoming something its not. It’s an incredibly compelling story that has dragged fans along for the ride, with people taking sides and arguing over who’s philosophy is right in real life. Win or lose, Tanahashi has managed to capture the hearts and minds of fans around the world years after we thought his time on top was up. That alone deserves all the praise we can muster, and even as a big Omega fan, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t pulling for Tanahashi come January 4.

2. Becky Lynch

The Man comes around…

In a year where the biggest female combat athlete came to WWE, it’s almost impossible to imagine that the Irish Lass Kicker, the same star who had been the designated pin eater in nothing tag matches, would become the most compelling character in the largest wrestling company in the world. Starting during a redemption storyline that carried her through the Summer, Becky racked up some much needed victories on her way to earning a title shot against Carmella at Summerslam. Unfortunately for her, her best friend, Charlotte Flair, was given a title shot after only one non-title win against the champion. She would make the most of that chance by hitting Becky from behind when Lynch would have otherwise won the match if it was a one-on-one match as originally scheduled. Seeing the chance she fought for crumble as her friend celebrated, she assaulted Charlotte in brutal fashion, all with the fan’s full support behind her after they had stuck by her through her uneventful months prior.

As with Daniel Bryan’s original WWE Championship run, the best storylines often come out of WWE when the company itself is fighting tooth and nail against what the fans want. Despite trying to portray Becky as a jealous heel, (the complete opposite of how the storyline played out), the fans only cheered louder, forcing the company to acknowledge Lynch’s popularity after weeks of trying to ignore or spin it. After coming out victorious against Charlotte and ultimately ending up as Smackdown Women’s Champion, “The Man” rose to even greater heights after targeting Ronda Rousey both on TV and through some compelling Twitter interactions, being the clear choice of the people even when up against one of the company’s most popular stars.

An unexpected punch to the face put the ice on the Ronda vs. Becky match at Survivor Series. What we got instead was one of the most iconic wrestling images to come out of the WWE in a long time as a defiant, (and apparently unconscious), Becky stood in the crowd to survey the chaos she brought to Raw. What was supposed to be a one-off feud on the way to Charlotte vs Ronda at Wrestlemania, there’s a very real possibility that Becky vs. Ronda could main event the biggest show of the year as a result of becoming the hottest feud in the company. This would be a first for women in the WWE, and even the speculation can be directly attributed to how Becky has taken the opportunity she found herself with in 2018 and did more with it than anyone could have ever imagined. The Man is here, and this run may ensure that her spot in wrestling history is firmly cemented.

1. Kenny Omega

G1 B Block Finalist. A half-dozen match of the year candidates to his name. IWGP US Champion. Closing out the year as the first gaijin (or foreigner), to head into the following Wrestle Kingdom as IWGP Heavyweight Champion. All of these accolades are more than enough to earn a spot on anyone’s best wrestler of the year list. But one victory in particular sets Kenny Omega apart from the rest of the pack when it comes to being the best wrestler in a very crowded field in 2018. That victory was against Kazuchika Okada on June 9 to win his first IWGP World Heavyweight Championship, ending the legendary 720 day reign at 12 defenses. Serving as the current cap on a year and a half long chase, the former junior heavyweight finally reached the top of the mountain against an unbeatable foe.

If that wasn’t enough of a reason to show how 2018 was the year of Omega, Kenny found himself at the center of some of the best and most talked about events and storylines of the year. Reuniting with Kota Ibushi, the distension and re-uniting of The Elite, All In, AEW, the feud with Chris Jericho, the Jericho Cruise, the split from the Bullet Club, (at least the start of it), and even E3 had Omega’s name all over them. Even then, all of this ignores a G1 run that’s in the discussion for the best of the year. When your competition consists of Ibushi, Naito, Tanahashi, Okada and Ishii among many other standouts, that’s noteworth in itself. Its especially noteworthy when you do it with a broken heel, which no one would be able to see if it wasn’t widely reported. Outside of the ring, Kenny was the subject of an upcoming HBO documentary that should be airing in a matter of months. To put it bluntly, Kenny Omega is easily the most covered wrestler that’s not in the WWE. Even then, he has more buzz around him now than anyone that’s not at the absolute top of the biggest wrestling company in the world.

Kenny’s ultimate goal in wrestling is to “Change the World” by helping expand NJPW for a worldwide audience. His clash of ideologies with Tanahashi that was mentioned before tops off what has been one of the greatest single years a wrestler has ever had in the near 30 years I’ve been watching from all angles. From match performance to big wins, storylines to accomplishments and character work, there was not a better professional wrestler all around than Kenny Omega. In a year that saw women’s wrestling rise to new heights in the US, stars of old return to prominence, new wrestling companies being born before our eyes and the conclusion of the one of the greatest title reigns of all time, it’s a reminder of how lucky we are to be able to experience history as it happens.

What are your thoughts on wrestling in 2018? What sections did you agree or disagree with? Any glaring omissions? Let us know in the comments, and here’s to another legendary year in the squared circle come 2019!

These are entries 6-10  of our Best Wrestlers of 2018 series. Make sure to check out 11-18, and join the conversation afterwards!

10. AJ Styles

Only in WWE could a wrestler hold their main title for nearly the entire year and still feel underwhelming. On paper, AJ Styles should be one of the top wrestlers of the year, becoming one of the longest reigning WWE champions in history while feuding with some of the best wrestlers in the world. Considering his feuds were against longtime rivals like Shinsuke Nakamura, Samoa Joe and Daniel Bryan, and what we should have had was one of the best championship runs in years. Instead, these feuds were bogged down by months of repetitive rematches, stipulations that made no sense, matches revolving around dick kicks, screwy finishes and family stalking. Still, AJ remains a top tier wrestler who carried Smackdown as well as he could throughout the year, which is an accomplishment that bad booking can’t take away from him.

9. Kazuchika Okada

The Rainmaker had so much to gain at the start of the year, and so much to lose in the back half. Okada managed to continue his legendary IWGP Heavyweight Championship run through June, fighting off a very game Tetsuya Naito, Sanada, Zack Sabre Jr. and his longtime rival, Hiroshi Tanahashi. The latter defense was the twelfth defense that broke The Ace’s own defense record of eleven, cementing Okada as possibly the greatest NJPW champion of all time. The rest of his year was the story of his own overconfidence getting the best of him, losing the title to Kenny Omega after challenging him to a 2-out-of-3 falls that favored the challenger, and being double-crossed by his stable-mate who promised to stab him in the back as he was accepted into Chaos. The Rainmaker then became affectionately known by some as the “Baloonmaker”, shedding his robe, blonde hair and motivation in favor of balloons and a string of losses. Now on his way to rehabilitate his win-loss ratio with his longtime manager, Gedo, in the corner of the “Switchblade” that stabbed him in the back, expect a return to form in 2019.

8. Jay White

It’s clear that NJPW has a ton of faith in Jay White considering how big of a year he had right out of the gate. Re-debuting after excursion at Wrestle Kingdom 12 as “Switchblade”, the New Zealander wrestled one of the company’s biggest stars in Hiroshi Tanahashi on January 4th. From there, he would join Bullet Club, double cross Kenny Omega in favor of joining Chaos, become the second ever US Champion after defeating Omega soon after, and finally becoming the new “leader” of the Bullet Club after The Elite left the group. Oh, and he has Okada’s longtime manager / real life booker, Gedo, at his side. Finding ways to get the best of Tanahashi and Okada at almost every turn, White is one of the few heels that manages to get near universal hate when he walks through the curtain. After a shaky start, he’s grown quickly into the Switchblade character, stepping into the new year as one of the biggest foreign stars in the company. Not bad for a 12 month period.

7. Ronda Rousey

I mentioned Utami Hayashishita having an incredible rookie year, but Ronda Rousey managed to take the WWE by storm over the span of nine months. The UFC hall of famer managed to have one of the best matches at Wrestlemania in a bout that few expected anything from against Stephanie McMahon of all people. It was only up from there, having great match after great match against Raw’s top women’s stars until she managed to win the Raw Women’s Title after only a handful of matches under her belt. From there, she would become a fighting champion, taking on all comers until she eventually crossed paths with Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair, setting off what many feel is the hottest feud in the WWE right now. With rumors of Becky versus Ronda headlining Wrestlemania in 2019, The Baddest Woman on the Planet has been undeniable throughout her entire run so far. The only thing that hurts her is that she’s able to rehearse her matches far more than the rest of the roster, which I see as an unfair advantage. Then again, getting a good match out of Nia Jax not once, but twice is an accomplishment in itself.

6. Tommaso Ciampa

Ciampa is like multiplying with a negative. He was so hated throughout the year and reveled in it so well that his heat wrapped around to make him one of the most popular wrestlers in NXT. After making his presence known by screwing his former tag team partner, Johnny Gargano, out of title shots and even his career at one point, the Blackheart of NXT seemingly got his just desserts when he lost an unsanctioned match against his former DIY teammate in one of the best matches of the year at Takeover New Orleans. As the champ will often remind you on Twitter however, that didn’t count. What did count was every match afterwards, winning the NXT Championship and holding it with an iron grip, having incredible matches with a wide variety of opponents along the way. From Aleister Black to The Velveteen Dream and Otis Dozovic, Ciampa has proven that he’s one of the best WWE has to offer. Still, let’s hope he finally gets what’s coming to him in 2019 after Johnny finds his redemption.

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2018 will go down as one of the greatest years in professional wrestling history. Companies and performers around the world were reaching peaks that would have been hard to imagine even a year ago; redemption, rebirth, history, heartbreak and betrayal ran their course from beginning to end in the wrestling world this year, with exciting changes and a potential new company rising from the foundation created by this unbelievable spin around the sun. None of it would be possible without these influential performers and the impact they’ve left behind. Here’s our list of the top 18 wrestlers of 2018 based on match performance, storylines, win/loss records and overall influence throughout the year.

Honorable Mentions

2018 was one of the most historic years in modern wrestling history, with so many performers who would have been locks for a top 10 spot being shut out this year because of it. Even then, we can’t talk about 2018 without mentioning wrestlers like The Lucha Brothers (Rey Fenix and Pentagon Jr), who continued to travel the world and win championships across multiple promotions both together and individually. Jeff Cobb making multiple appearances for NJPW, winning the ROH TV Title, the PWG Battle for Los Angeles and wrapping up his arc as Matanza for Lucha Underground was also notable, while Chris Jericho had yet another career resurgence after having an early match of the year candidate with Kenny Omega before winning the IWGP Intercontinental Title and hosting his own wrestling cruise. Despite a rough year overall, Tetsuya Naito can’t be forgotten either after headlining Wrestle Kingdom 12 and having an incredible G1. Utami Hayashishita had one of the best rookie years ever in Stardom, performing at a standard years beyond her experience level. Seth Rollins carried WWE on the wrestling side of things before being thrown back into The SHIELD, and Roman Reigns finally conquered The Beast after literally years of trying. Finally, the most difficult exclusion on this list was Johnny Gargano, who put on match of the year candidates in NXT from beginning to end. However, he was hit with the one-two punch of constantly losing, then turning heel, only to continue to lose big matches. Unfortunately, great matches alone aren’t enough in a year like this.

With that said, we can’t talk forever. Well, we could, but we only have so much time! Here are the stars that made the cut:

18. PCO

No matter how long one has been following wrestling, no one could have predicted how much we’d all be talking about Pierre Carl Ouellet. When you hear about how someone has run roughshod through the indies to the point where they close out the year with a big Sinclair backed contract with ROH, the first thing that would come to mind is a hot, young star. Yet, after a brutal showing against WALTER at Joey Janela’s Spring Break 2, the former Quebecer, who was arguably most prominent in 1994 WWF, has remained in high demand around the world. Now as a member of Marty Skurll’s new post Bullet Club stable, we’re eager to see where the year’s second best comeback story goes through 2019.

17. LA Park

Known to most US fans as “The Chairman” back in WCW, the former La Parka had a similar career resurgence through 2018 as PCO. The difference is that LA Park never really stopped working. First impressions (and a couple dozen pounds) might lead you to think that Park is over the hill and reaching for one last shot at glory, not arguably the biggest star in Mexico right now. At age 53, the 36 year veteran is having the biggest run of his career, thanks largely to a high profile hair vs. mask feud with current Los Ingobernables leader, RUSH. Despite that match getting cancelled due to some muddied politics, it hasn’t stopped LA Park’s rise through the Mexican wrestling scene and beyond, having recently appeared for Impact and MLW. If the RUSH feud would have materialized, the luchador may have made the top 10, but the limited scope of his run hurts him.

16. The Young Bucks

Like Cody, The Young Bucks WERE All In. When they weren’t wrestling in high profile matches against the Golden Lovers, the Gorillas of Destiny or EVIL and Sanada, often for the IWGP Heavyweight Titles after jumping over from the Junior division, they were masterminding what would become the biggest American non-WWE show in decades. Unfortunately for Matt and Nick however, they were often on the losing end of their bouts. Between that, the botched Bullet Club Civil War storyline and missing out on the World Tag League tournament, their contributions to All In weren’t enough to be higher on the list.

15. Tomohiro Ishii

As far as I’m concerned, Ishii has been one of the best wrestlers in the world for years. If one ever needed any proof of that, all you need to do is look at his 2018. Considered by many to be the MVP of the G1 based on match performance, the Stone Pitbull proved to be an incredibly versatile wrestler, putting on dynamic matches with Kenny Omega, epic brawls with Minoru Suzuki and even comedy matches with Toru Yano in a short span of time. Holding a rare win over Kenny Omega this year, the current Revolution Pro Wrestling British Heavyweight Champion is poised to ride his momentum into 2019 in a potential show stealing match at Wrestle Kingdom 13 against the next entry on this list.

14. Zack Sabre Jr.

Just! Tap! Out!

Considering how great of a year ZSJ had this year, him being out of the top 10 really shows how legendary this year was thorough the wrestling world. The protege of Minoru Suzuki has carved his own niche as someone who can believably beat NJPW’s top stars, moving him up significantly throughout 2018. The New Japan Cup tournament saw him running through the best the company has to offer, defeating Tetsuya Naito, Kota Ibushi and Hiroshi Tanahashi before putting up a strong showing against the nearly unbeatable Kazuchika Okada. After closing out the year with some fun, yet uneventful matches against his own Suzuki Gun teammates during the 2018 World Tag League tournament, the submission master is looking to get back to his winning ways against Ishii for the Rev Pro title.

13. Kota Ibushi

Ibushi’s year was one of ups and downs. Almost always hovering near the NJPW main event scene in one way or another, the Golden Star started off his year against Cody before getting sucked into the implosion of The Elite. Reuniting with his DDT soulmate, Kenny Omega, Ibushi’s guidance led to Kenny finally defeating Okada for the IWGP Heavyweight Championship. Not one to solely play the supporting role, Ibushi was one of the best performers when it came to match quality all year, having classic matches against Naito, Ishii, and Omega himself, defeating the other half of the Golden Lovers in the G1. However, it was his unforgettable match against Hiroshi Tanahashi in the G1 finals that served as Ibushi’s highlight this year, even if he lost. Now, Kota is the NEVER Openweight Champion and on a collision course against Will Ospreay, but the looming doubt of whether or not Kenny’s partnership is holding him back leaves us intrigued on where he goes from here.

12. Asuka

The fact that Asuka had two historic firsts and is only number 12 on the list says so much about how WWE booked her from Wrestlemania to TLC. Starting off the year as the undefeated juggernaut who struck fear into her opponents, The Empress of Tomorrow went from winning the first ever women’s Royal Rumble, (an accomplishment that was quickly overshadowed by the arrival of Ronda Rousey), to tapping out in short fashion in a good, but quick match at Wrestlemania against Charlotte. After declaring that her opponent “was ready for Asuka”, it was all downhill from there, being directionless for months except for two embarrassing title match losses in a row to Carmella. Despite this, her popularity remained high, leading to her finally winning the Smackdown Women’s Championship in the first ever women’s TLC match, (while ironically being overshadowed by Rousey once again). Despite the best efforts of WWE’s writing, Asuka managed to remain a force throughout with two massive wins to bookend her year.

11. Hiromu Takahashi

As what might be the biggest tragedy of the year, Hiromu’s run was cut short in July when Los Ingobernables de Japon’s Ticking Time Bomb broke his neck in a match against Dragon Lee at NJPW’s San Francisco show. Up until that point though, Takahashi had a strong case for one of the best wrestlers in the world with an incredible run to match. After being one of the best parts in the highlight reel of a four way match from Wrestle Kingdom 12, Hiromu won both the Best of Super Jr’s tournament in one of the most insane matches I’ve ever seen against Taiji Ishimori and the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship soon after. If his year wasn’t cut short, I have no doubt that Hiromu would have been a top five wrestler this year, but for now, all we can do is hope for a speedy recovery for one of the most gifted young stars in the world today. Oh, and we can buy his hand drawn calendar too.

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Hello Fantasy Bookers. It’s time to predict who the lone survivors will be at WWE’s Lone Pay-Per-View this month so let’s tackle Survivor Series head on. WWE is giving us 4 hours of show and 2 hours of pre-show to cover 6 matches, this … this could be bad.

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MATCH 1: Brian Kendrick vs. Kalisto for the Cruiserweight Title

The winner of this match gets not just the title but the entire cruiserweight roster will move if the title is won by Kalisto.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt – There’s almost no chance Kendrick wins this. I’m confident that Kendrick only won the title last month to lose to Kalisto. With WWE announcing the all Cruiserweight show 205 Live airing after smackdown on the network it’s basically written in the stars that Raw is giving away the Cruiserweights to smackdown.

Derek – The Cruiserweights are headed to Smackdown. With 205 Live launching on the same night, having Cruiserweight matches on Smackdown will be a great lead-in. Kendrick’s fight for the belt has been an interesting one, but now that he has it… I’m not really sure what he does with it. Kalisto wins.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt – While the Cruiserweight title seems designed specifically for someone like Kalisto I think he will only be champion for a month or two. By Royal Rumble the title will be on someone a bit more marketable in the WWE sense. I’m thinking Rich Swann or Cedric Alexander. The real question is where the fuck is Jack Gallagher!?

Derek – I don’t know what Raw does with that extra time (and how Smackdown manages to fit in even more content), but I’m excited to see 205 Live launch, and a Cruiserweight match right before will certainly get me in the mood for it.

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MATCH 2: The Miz vs Sami Zayn for the IC Title

This is the other title at risk of trading shows. The Miz just won the title on Tuesday completely changing the direction this match could go.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt – This is a tough call. One part of my brain says that Sami Zayn wins this. WWE trading the Cruiserweight title to Smackdown in exchange for the IC Belt on Raw. The other part of me thinks we won’t have every title match be a title change. I’m going to stick to my original opinion though and I see Sami Zayn getting the win. Sami needs the title more than Miz at this point (But props to MIz for elevating this title in a HUGE way). It would be wrong of me not to quickly shout out Geekscape favorite Mega-Ran for his prediction that Miz retains by a Dolph assist. If Miz is retaining on Sunday, I want that to be the reason.

Derek – Sami Zayn. He deserves to be champion. I loved The Miz’ last run at the IC title, and The Miz v. Ziggler was probably my favourite match of 2016 so far, but it would be a super neat dynamic to see the title change brands.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt – The Miz is going to return to Smackdown empty handed. It will be more fuel for the verbal lashings between him and Daniel. This will also keep a Dolph and Miz feud going a little longer, but let’s hope both of them are out of the IC title picture by the Royal Rumble in favor of a different challenger.

As for Sami I can really see Sami continuing the amazing work done by Dolph and Miz to make the title matter. Raw doesn’t have much going in the mid-card however so I believe his first challenger would have to be Bo Dallas or Curtis Axel but … that could be a good thing. It’d give Sami a few decent wins while making both of those guys who currently have nothing to do… have something to do. I don’t see anyone taking that belt of Sami on Raw though.

My dream scenario is for the next few months Daniel trying to bargain a trade with Raw to get Sami and the belt back on Smackdown. Sami will stay at Raw, Owens will lose the Universal Title before Wrestlemania and in jealous rage try to take the belt from Sami. When sami goes over Owens at Wrestlemania he will decide he has tackled all the competition on Raw and agree to trade to Smackdown for new competition.

Derek – Hmm. Owens and Zayn continue their forever rivalry and Owens tries to hold two belts at once? Or Jericho goes after Zayn so that he and Owens can both have belts.

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MATCH #3 – SURVIVOR SERIES TAG TEAM EDITION

There’s nothing at stake besides bragging rights in this (or any) Survivor Series matches. For that reason I’m not going to be breaking down the “What happens next” portion and instead focusing on how I think the match will play out.

TEAM RAW: New Day, Sheamus/Cesaro, Gallows/Anderson, Enzo & Cass & Shining Stars
TEAM SMACKDOWN: Slater/Rhyno, American Alpha, Hype Bros, The Usos & Breezango

Matt – I’m thinking this is going to go to Raw. They have a more stacked tag-team card right now. I think Shining Stars will be the first time eliminated. Followed by the Hype Bros. Next I could see the Usos going out, Enzo and Cass will follow shortly after (They can take an early elimination).

Here’s where I think things will get wacky. I think Slater and Rhyno get eliminated. This will be a way for American Alpha and Breezango to have bragging rights and reasons to go after the Smackdown titles. Why Breezango you might ask? They’ve been getting a lot of attention and praise on Talking Smack, I think it’s possible we see a bigger push for them shortly… even if it’s just for them to be the Heel Tag Team Champions that American Alpha defeats for the titles at a later date (probably Royal Rumble).

Once Slater and Rhyno have been removed. Breezango will follow shortly after. American Alpha will get New Day Eliminated but their elimination will come via Anderson/Gallows walking out on the teams when Big E is reaching for a tag. Sheamus and Cesaro will be the lone survivors though taking out American Alpha and earning another title shot at New Day’s belts.

Derek – How this match will even work I have no idea. 10 on 10 is freaking insane, and with Heath Slater refreshed and renewed thanks to his new double-wide, team Smackdown is going to take this one thanks to The Beauty and the Man-Beast. Also, where is the Golden Truth? After the PPV The New Day will continue to entertain us (though they’re for sure going to lose the titles soon). Gallows and Anderson continue to be boring as hell, and Breezango take the Smackdown titles.

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MATCH #4 – SURVIVOR SERIES WOMEN’S EDITION

Again there’s nothing at stake besides bragging rights in this (or any) Survivor Series matches. For that reason I’m not going to be breaking down the “What happens next” portion and instead focusing on how I think the match will play out.

TEAM RAW: Charlotte, Bayley, Nia Jax, Sasha Banks and Alicia Foxx
TEAM SMACKDOWN: Nikki Bella, Becky Lynch, Alexa Bliss, Carmella & Naomi

Matt – I think this one will be a shocker and end up going to team Smackdown.

Early eliminations will go to Alicia Foxx, Carmella and Naomi. From there I see Nia Jax going out unexpectedly follow by Alexa Bliss and Nikki Bella… you should see where this is going.

It’s going to turn into a Four Horsewomen 3 on 1 match between Banks, Bayley and Charlotte vs Becky. Bayley will be first to be eliminated. Banks will come in next but when things get rough she’s going to reach out to tag Charlotte and … Charlotte will already be halfway up the ramp. Team Raw might lose, but Charlotte’s “never pinned at a PPV” streak will remain intact. Banks will eat the pin and Becky will stand tall as both Smackdown Champion and the lone survivor for Team Smackdown.

Derek – Just looking at the promo image for this match – Bayley, Fia, Sasha, Charlotte… This one has to go to RAW. I think that we’ll see Charlotte vs Becky to finish the match off, though I’d love to see the insane power of Nia Jax shown off in this one.

Hopefully in the future Becky can keep the Smackdown belt forever (and I’m also a Natalia fan, so if she’s going to lose it, it would be neat to see Natalia get a shot). Sasha and Charlotte keep trading the belt forever and it’s super entertaining.

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MATCH #5 – SURVIVOR SERIES MEN’S EDITION

For the 3rd and final time, there’s nothing at stake besides bragging rights in this (or any) Survivor Series matches. For that reason I’m not going to be breaking down the “What happens next” portion and instead focusing on how I think the match will play out.

TEAM RAW: Kevin Owens, Chris Jericho, Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins and Brawn Strowman
TEAM SMACKDOWN: AJ Styles, Dean Ambrose, Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton and Shane McMahon

Matt – This should go to Smackdown, but I just can’t see a situation where Vince won’t let Raw stand tall. Just like Nexus or WCW … Vince needs to make sure his baby looks best at the end of the day. That being said, we can still make it compelling.

I think Shane McMahon is in this match to take the first pin and Chris Jericho won’t be far behind. I think it’s revealed that Bray has control over Strowman early on and he has Strowman walk out (I know I’ve predicted a walk out in every match but when every team is filled with people who hate each other it’s bound to happen more than once). Bray is out next… potentially via Orton backstab (but it’s too damn early for that if you ask me).

Owens, AJ and Randy will be next to go because much like the women’s needed a Four Horsewomen moment, this needs a Shield mini-reunion. Dean will eventually eat the pin with Rollins and Reigns both standing tall.

Derek – This is actually my first Survivor Series… I’m not overly sure how things work, or how the booking generally goes. Based on the brands alone, I see Team RAW taking this one, and I’m pretty sure it’s not going to happen, but a Bray vs. Braun finish would be absolutely incredible. This could also be a great moment for Chris Jericho to turn on his best friend Kevin Owens in order to get some well deserved time in the spotlight. Randy continues to become a Wyatt, things fall apart between Chris and Kevin, and AJ continues to be an annoying champion.

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MATCH #6 – Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar

The match designed because of a video game. Goldberg and Lesnar happened years ago and from everything I’m told was a huge disappointment. So now it’s time for a rematch.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt – So I’m not sure if Brock is going to win, but Brock isn’t going to “lose” for real if that makes sense.

WWE has invested a lot of energy into making Brock Lesnar this unbeatable monster. You don’t end that to Goldberg in a one time appearance. There’s rumors of a Shane McMahon vs. Brock match at wrestlemania, if that’s true than I see Shane fucking things up for Brock in order for Goldberg to get the win… but I don’t think that will happen. If anything Brock wins this clean.

Derek – Goldberg. It has to be Goldberg. It’s his last match ever, and I’m sure that he didn’t agree to come back just to job to Brock. After Brock’s less than stellar Wrestlemania and Summerslam performances, I just hope that The Beast doesn’t phone this one in, and gives Goldie the respect that he deserves. If this week’s Raw was any indication, it should be a good one.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt – Depending how bad this match goes will determine if we get a “Round 3” of this match up in the future. I don’t expect that though, I’m thinking it’s a one and done match. I think soon we need someone to beat the Beast and I (like most of the internet) believe Nakamura is the man for the job. I”m hoping with all my heart that we get that at Wrestlemania this year. I even put it on my Christmas list. Please Santa Baby! I’ve been pretty good for the most part.

Derek – Goldberg is gone for good, and Brock disappears for awhile. Maybe we’ll get a neat Brock vs. Braun storyline whenever he comes back again.

Last month proved that Smackdown is definitely better at the Pay-Per-View game so as we gear up for October we will see if they continue this streak.

MOLLY BONUS CONTENT TO START OFF:

Curt Hawkins Does Something

Winner: Curt Hawkins

How: Off the strength of all those workouts and the stretching he got in filming those promos

The Future: Much like RAW has both Strowman and Jax crushing any enhancement talent that comes their way, Hawkins is going to do that for Smackdown until whoever the champ is at the time (I can honestly see it being Styles, Ambrose, OR Cena) ruins whatever hype has been built and Hawkins becomes a joke that has to start all over again. Hopefully as tag partners with Heath Slater after Rhyno wins his election and leaves. Pretty sure Slater and Hawkins could pull off twin magic flawlessly.

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Match 1: Baron Corbin vs. Jack Swagger

JACK SWAGGER: They keep trying to make Jack Swagger happen. Jack Swagger will never happen!

BARON CORBIN: Loner Biker who has a watch more expensive than Booker T’s

WHO WILL WIN:

Matt: I didn’t know this match was happening until Molly emailed me her write up. Jack Swagger. They’re trying to make him a thing.

Molly: Jack Swagger.  I GUESS HE GOT HIS SWAGGER BACK OHHHHHH

WHAT WILL HAPPEN:

Matt: They will keep Jack Swagger doing his awkward promos until he fails to get the IC Belt and then we forget his existence. Baron will eventually become one of the top heels in Smackdown if given the chance.

Molly: Baron was on an awesome ride to the top of NXT. Debuting to win the Andre the Giant memorial battle royal was great. What has he done since? Some whatever matches with Ziggler and people who are smaller than him. Who exactly? Idk everyone is smaller than Corbin. Swagger needs a win to place himself as a threat on Smackdown. Against who? Not really sure, since any story where Corbin’s been a threat has quickly been trashed.

You know what I really hope follows this match? Corbin and Swagger get made a team in the Dusty Rhodes tag team classic. I’m a big fan of the classic lucha trope ‘make the enemies into tag team partners’, and Corbin being one half of the team that came in 2nd place is a perfectly valid argument to present to William Regal. We’re probably going to have a shitload of teams in this tournament between NXT itself, the cruiserweight teams, and potential main roster inclusion (I could easily see Sheamus and Cesaro as a team in the tourney), but the longer the tag classic goes on, the happier I’ll be.

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MATCH 2 – NIKKI BELLA vs CARMELLA

NIKKI BELLA – Dates John Cena, Has a twin sister, was a heel but got an injury that could have ended her career but didn’t so that makes her automatically a face for a few months.

CARMELLA – If you live near north jersey/Staten Island area… this is that chick that demands everyone’s attention on the drunk bus

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt: As much as I’d love for Carmella to win this, I feel confident that WWE will give this win to Nikki. She hasn’t had a super major win since her return and this will be a good win for her.

Molly: Nikki Bella. Carmella’s gonna have to be taken out on a stretcher after her eardrums rupture from the sheer volume of Nikki fans screaming when she enters.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN:

Matt: If the world loves me and gives Bliss the Smackdown women’s title later on in the night then I think Nikki will be the next logical challenger after Becky’s rematch. Carmella will continue to fuck up Nikki’s day and maybe even wrecks her title shot against Bliss.

Molly: Nikki is going to get the push for the belt, helping the recent NXT call-ups get over in the process. In working with Nikki, Carmella gets Sasha-level brutal in her heel promos. Snatching edges, reading thots, getting cut off before she can curse girls out. I’d be into Carmella vs Naomi following this cause I feel like these two could really compliment each other and put out a solid match if given enough time and space for creativity. Nikki is going to face Alexa at the next PPV and hopefully lose to give Alexa more legitimacy and heat, making the eventual Nikki win more valuable.

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MATCH 3: RANDY ORTON vs BRAY WYATT

RANDY ORTON – An RKO-Out-of-Nowhere machine that was out on injury only to come back and wrestle a match leading to more injuries.

BRAY WYATT – Bray Wyatt is the wrestling version of an 80’s slasher film. Scary when you were 8 but kinda laughable now that you’re an adult.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt: I feel like my predictions from last month probably could still apply but I don’t do that specifically. I will still stress that Bray needs this win. I want Bray to get this win. Universe… please give Bray this win. Don’t have some wacky Kane distraction or anything. Just a clean pin.

Molly: Randy Orton. Bray has totally lost himself and he needs this loss to Orton after thinking he’s got it in the bag to make him finally snap completely

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: Randy Orton will continue to pop up for unexpected RKOs and occasionally wrestles matches but Bray NEEDS to have a nice long mean streak. A real one. No DQs, no distraction roll-ups… just a strict up winning streak… all clean but cruel. But this is WWE so he’ll most likely job out to a returning Goldberg next week or something.

Molly: WhatCulture did it better than I ever could, so here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4XCq3Q0v3M

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MATCH 4: THE MIZ vs DOLPH ZIGGLER

THE MIZ – Typical Hollywood Sleazeball who is the master of back-handed compliments and mean spirited truth bombs.

DOLPH ZIGGLER – He LOVES wrestling and will loudly tell you about it while crying if wrestling is mentioned near him. He also used to be a cheerleader.

WHO WILL WIN:
Matt: This is the toughest one to call. I love The Miz right now. He’s on fucking fire, but Dolph is one of the first wrestlers I bought merch of. I know that the joke is “retirements are never forever” in wrestling and that Miz could still win and Dolph gets to stay … but I’m going to pretend that the rules are legit in this one. I think Dolph wins this… but by going full heel. I mean like Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena at Summerslam defeat. I don’t just want Dolph to beat Miz… I want him to destroy Miz with violence we never thought Ziggler was capable of.

Molly: Miz cheapshots Dolph with the title when the ref isn’t looking to get the pin. Expect Miz to pull out a figure four to pay tribute to Flair’s famous retirement match.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: The now heel Dolph will retain the belt for a short but decent run. Maybe until the Rumble or the Pay-Per-View after. He has a few good set of matches against Heath Slater and Dean Ambrose but no other wrestler could really use that belt quite like Apollo Crews. They just need to find a way to make the crowd care. As for the Miz? He’ll get his rematches of course but I could see Miz disappearing for a few months to be in another WWE movie or two and making a huge return at the Smackdown after Wrestlemania.

Molly: No one retires forever in wrestling, as I learned when Flair showed up in TNA just a few years after the most emotional retirement match of all time. Just… just shit on my dreams and laugh at my tears, Ric, it’s fine. It only hurts when I breathe.

Ziggler is going to leave. We’ll actually think he’s gone when he doesn’t show up on the next episode, or next bunch of episodes. The Miz’s incredible reign will continue for a while, hopefully until Wrestlemania. But remember what I said at the start of this paragraph when Ziggler returns to throw the Miz out of the Royal Rumble.

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MATCH 5: HEATH SLATER & RHYNO vs. THE USOS

HEATH SLATER & RHYNO  – I’ve never seen Trailer Park Boys… but I imagine it’s about this tag team.

THE USOS – They used to wear bright colors and face paint but now they’re bad guys so they dress like NWA rejects Eazier-E and Frozen Water.

WHO WILL WIN:

Matt: The Usos should win this belt. I’ve predicted 3 title change for this pay-per-view and I doubt we will get all 3 of them, but this is the one that I think makes the most sense. Heath and Rhyno are over but Rhyno has other stuff on his plate (or should I say … he has other cheese on his crackers… no, no I shouldn’t say that) and Slater will be over with or without him. The Tag Belts need to be on an actual tag-team, specifically heels so American Alpha can eventually win those titles.

Molly: Heath Slater & Rhyno cause I fucking said so and my word is law

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
Matt: Rhyno continues his political career until he’s running from President in ten years. Slater will continue to be one of the most popular people on Smackdown. If Miz retains and/or Dolph turns heel for a win, the IC Belt would be a great chase for Slater. Finally the Usos will keep the titles until whatever Smackdown Pay-Per-View occurs between the Rumble and Wrestlemania.

Molly: You may disagree, but this is my take on something I ultimately know nothing about because I’m not in the writers room, locker room, or boiler room of Smackdown and my opinion is moot. That said, unless you actually DO work for the WWE (you don’t), your opinion is also moot. What are we? What is life? What is real and fake any- look, just hear me out on this. Having a comedy tag team could be the best thing for this tag team division right now. It makes every tag team look serious by comparison. I believe when the Ascension came out on Smackdown, that’s the most intimidating they’ve looked since arriving on the main roster. The Usos in this heel gimmick (albeit it comes across a liiiiiiittle too stereotypical ‘thug image’ for my comfort zone) is the most threatening they’ve seemed in a long time. Literally any tag team has a chance against Heath Slater & Rhyno. So give every team a chance! And any wins the champs get will be by fluke or DQ or something silly so the other team will still come out strongest despite a loss. Meanwhile, they’re murdering each other for #1 contendership in matches like Vaudevillians vs American Alpha on free TV. That’s a Takeover-worthy main event – proof these guys are the real deal – you’re getting on TV. So when the belts do eventually come off Slater & Rhyno, you’re gonna hopefully love the team that did it and that’s what we all wanted to see happen.

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MATCH 6: BECKY LYNCH vs ALEXA BLISS

BECKY LYNCH – Imagine if Merida from Brave was SUPER into SteamPunk

ALEXA BLISS – Regina George Cosplaying as Harley Quinn… it’s awesome and sexy and she will be mine one day.

WHO WILL WIN:

Matt: I’m going to assume that Becky retains the belt at the show… it seems like the easy answer but I’m going to disagree with the easy answer this time. Becky Lynch is a great champ but Lynch is best used as a chaser than the one being chased. She’s not John Cena, she’s Sami Zayn. Alexa Bliss has been on fire and her winning this belt so quickly after Lynch has already won it will do wonders for her career.

Molly: Alexa Bliss. I want to see her hit that 450 splash I know she can do, but I feel like she won’t be getting that move back until she turns face again.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:

Matt: Bliss should hold the belt till at least the Royal Rumble. She’s doing amazing work as a young and cocky heel and that’s the kind of title reign that the women’s division need.

Molly: I love Becky Lynch. I love her most as the sympathetic, pure babyface who is clearly talented enough to be champion. But she just can’t outsmart the villains like Bliss every single time. Alexa’s another former NXT star that I really think deserved that Women’s Championship. I wanna see her make an excellent heel champ, especially at Becky’s expense. Let the feud continue for a while, because both of these girls can go, and have the title actually go back to Becky again in a fluke win at the nxt PPV. Next Smackdown, Alexa reveals something went awry in the match. She gets her title awarded back, and we move forward feeling more sorry for Becky than ever and hating Alexa so much we wish something awful could happen to her. Like Spirit Halloween running out of Harley Quinn costumes before she can get one.

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MATCH 7: AJ STYLES vs. DEAN AMBROSE vs JOHN CENA

A.J. STYLES – If his theme song is any hints about him… he’s a redneck that nobody will be breaking

DEAN AMBROSE – If we did a D&D Alignment chart of professional wrestlers, Dean would be Chaotic Neutral

JOHN CENA – That guy on the Fruit Pebbles cereal box

WHO WILL WIN:

Matt: AJ Styles retains. Who he pins is going to be the big question though. Do they protect the unpinnable Super Cena and have Styles pin Dean again? I prefer the other option. Cena has bragged that only a handful of people have pinned him clean but no one has pinned him clean twice (false) and I love the idea of that man being A.J. Styles. That way Cena can go back to more reality TV shows and Dean isn’t immediately back to the dude who gets pinned all the time.

Molly: AJ Styles. The backing of my sheer inability to believe that Cena will get his record breaking win on a small PPV. And the fact that the writers will never want Ambrose to be champ as bad as I do. Not that I dislike champ Styles… BUT I REALLY LIKE AMBROSE.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:

Matt: I’ve already booked it a bunch but I am continuing to book AJ Styles retaining up until Wrestlemania. I’ve predicted that Finn is going to return at the Rumble, win it and call out a match against A.J. Styles at Wrestlemania. Since currently things still seem like this is moderately plausible then I’m sticking to it.

Molly: AJ Styles is going to be (if he’s not already) the face to lead the Smackdown brand, while Kevin Owens leads RAW. I’d never thought I’d see it happen; it sounds more like something I’d fantasy book back in 2010. But Styles is a star and deserves to prove that to the unknowing. No better way to do that than with the strength of the championship on a new, clean-slate brand extension. I’ve had about enough of the Cena vs Orton feud to last me 2 lifetimes, but it could be great for further getting Orton over as an unhinged heel. And fully unhinged heel Orton vs unhinged asshole-face Ambrose is something I didn’t know I needed until I got halfway through that last sentence.

Cena is breaking Ric Flair’s record at Wrestlemania. And I hope it’s not against Styles since by ‘mania I’d like to see Bálor back and some movement in the Bullet Club story they were teasing at Summerslam. Under the right circumstances and with a great story, I don’t think I’d hate a ‘mania title match between Ambrose and Cena. I’ll save my hope for a Shield triple threat for a time when it makes more sense (but if ya’ll wanna put the Shield in Ambrose’s corner for that match then hehehehehe *rubs hands together menacingly*). Meanwhile, if I don’t get Bray and Brock at ‘mania and Bálor’s not back yet, I’d love to see what could happen when Styles and Brock are put in a program together.