I am really excited for this year’s Wrestlemania.

Yeah, I had an absolute blast watching last year’s Wrestlemania 32 with some close pals (and enjoying the rest of the content that the weekend had to offer as well), but I really, really had no idea just how big of a deal it was.

It still floors me when I see the size of last year’s Wrestlemania crowd, and watching the WWE24 special about the spectacle really drives home the fact that the company and the WWE Universe completely take over the week for the entire city that the event is in, and the entire weekend for everyone else.

So this year, I decided to make a bigger deal out of it. I took a paid day off from work (it’s basically a holiday), I forced my fiancé to take one too, and we’re still having people over – this time however, we’re making a day of it and are having a ton of WWE themed snacks (and by themed I mean we’re just having regular snacks but we’re changing the names to loosely fit WWE superstars and special moves ).

Need some sweet, sweet snacks for your Wrestlemania party? Here’s what we have planned (with descriptions of each down below). Feel free to print these out (in full size here: Batch1Batch2Batch3Batch4), label your snacks, and we hope that you have your own ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE TM this Sunday!

Sadly, I didn’t think of Cesaro Salad until I had already printed these out.

Here’s how the snacks break down:

Pop-Up Powerade – This is just Powerade… but with a new label.
Zigglers – Twizzlers… but with a new label.
End of Lays – Bags of Lays chips… with a new label (get the pattern here)?
Calf Crushers – I just bought a BBQ, so this is definitely just burgers.

DD-Peas – Snap Peas (mmmm).
Superman Punch – Fruit punch but way stronger. Believe that.
Booker Tea – Probably just iced tea.
Broccoli Lesnar – It’s Broccoli (and it’ll probably be dipped in Ranch otherwise it’ll be too dry).

Helluva Dip
 – This is the dip that’s meant to make the End of Lays a little less boring.
Vince McMahonwich – Sloppy Joes (Manwich brand so that the name fits)
Samosa Joe – Can you guess this one?
Alberto Doritos – Back to the white labelled standard snacks.

Triple H20 – This is bottled water… or tap water (it depends on how much I like you).
Coffee Kingston – Wrestlemania is long AF. You’re going to need this by the end of the night.
Beck’s Chex – Chex Mix, any variety (but probably the chocolate one because it tastes the best).
Rusev Crush – Another white labelled beverage, I’m probably going with Orange.

That’s what I’ve got (and I didn’t even look online for help). What kind of snacks will you be serving this weekend? Sound out below!

The images were taken right from the official WWE page, while the text template can be found here!

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