As a teenager I would watch Matt Pinfield on MTV’s ‘120 Minutes’ every week as he introduced me to new rock, metal and alternative bands. It was one of the highlights of the week and opened me up to so much of the music I listen to today! Now, fast forward to today and Matt shares a studio with me at Westwood One, where I record Geekscape every week! Now Matt and I share the studio at the SAME TIME as we talk rock history, rock’s influence on comic books (and vice versa), Matt’s amazing career in music and the music you should be listening to right now. Beyond have an encyclopedic knowledge of music, Matt is also one of the nicest people I’ve ever had on the show with some amazing stories to boot! Enjoy!

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In this special mini episode, Jenny interviews Rich and Jason of Republic & Co, a hot company with unique trivia games!

We talk about how they started, what’s up next and play a bit of their Martin and Fresh Prince trivia games!


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In which Jenny is joined by Brandon from The Dueling Ogres Podcast in fighting the good fight against drugs and alcohol, 90s style!

Episodes Reviewed:
Saved by the Bell S3E21 “No Hope with Dope”
Full House S3E21 “Just Say No Way”

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In which Jenny bands together with the best podcasts the Internet has to offer to share the lessons they learned from 90s tv shows!

Featuring:
Film Roast
Dueling Ogres Podcast
Final Girls Horror Podcast
The Gray Area Podcast
Young Free and Coupled
Nothing Rhymes with Murder
Tennessexee Podcast
2 Brothers Talk Games
Turn of Phrases Podcast
Stripped Singles (Psst! Check out the episode Jenny is on about Alanis Morrisette’s Jagged Little Pill!)
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In which Jenny and Lyle Perez of the Amazing Advertising Podcast explore just a few examples of the most memorable 90s infomercials!

Infomercials Featured:
– Muzzy
– GLH aka Hair in a Can
– Miss Cleo
– Punk Compilation CD
– The Clapper
– Miracle Mop

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In which Jenny is joined by Kelly and Rachel to celebrate PRIDE month and celebrate two very important episodes with proud gay characters in the 90s!

Episodes Reviewed:
My So-Called Life S01E19 “In Dreams Begin Responsibilities”
Ellen S04E22 “The Puppy Episode”

Commercial:
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In which Jenny and Sara discuss a ridiculously long and boring pilot, porn parodies and welcome special guest Dan Hill (Melrose Place Podcast) to answer our burning Melrose Place questions!

 

Episode Reviewed: S01E01 “Pilot”

Commercial: Dial an Insult

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In which Jenny loses her shit due to endless audio problems and, with the help of her fellow podcasters, figures out a solution.

She’s also joined by fellow stage buddies Stephen and Chris to discuss some great musical episodes of two essential 90s shows.

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I’m not giving up, so please don’t give up on me and thanks for sticking around!

Due to the technical difficulties, there isn’t much about Saved by the Bell but we cover the musical episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer at great length.

Episodes Reviewed:
Saved by the Bell (S4E20) Snow White and the Seven Dorks
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (S6E7) Once More With Feeling

Commercial:
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In which Jenny and Kelly watch parodies of soap operas and Boy Meets World and get delirious. Listen for Jenny’s hidden talent at the very end of the episode!

Episodes Reviewed:
Sabrina the Teenage Witch (S01E21) As Westbridge Turns
Boy Meets World (S05E19) Eric Hollywood

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As you may have gathered from our Jason Takes Manhattan episode, we did a live taping recently after Monster Mania 36; in the likelihood that you, dear listeners, weren’t able to make it to the live show, we were thoughtful/sadistic enough to tape the show, and this week’s episode is the second half of our set, in which we lovingly eviscerate 1991’s ironically-named “final” installment in the NOES franchise, Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare! The hits come faster and harder than Breckin Meyer doing bong rips, so get yourself a drink and fire up your Powerglove for another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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In which Matt Kelly (Horror Movie Night) and Jenny try to make sense of how the Windows 95 Video Guide exists in our very first mini episode!

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We now have a Facebook group for you to get involved and help us build the show! Join the 90s TV Hour Addicts where you’ll find great new content every day!

In which Matt (Horror Movie Night) and Jenny remember Tamagotchis, Dial-Up, and romance chat lines. That’s right, we’re exploring the internet as it was known in the 90s with Are You Afraid of the Dark and Fresh Prince of Bel Air!

Episodes Reviewed:
Are You Afraid of the Dark (S06E04) The Tale of the Virtual Pets
Fresh Prince of Bel Air (S05E22) To Thine Ownself be Blue…and Gold

 

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We welcome Joey Tedesco, host of Cartoon Palooza and author of Khalil Book 1, as the guest on our first cartoon episode! Will Tommy and Chuckie escape the Toy Palace on Rugrats? Will we ever get over Lockjaw’s journey in Hey Arnold?

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It’s our first TV movie event with the notoriously unauthorized Britney Spears Lifetime Original biopic, “Britney Ever After!”

Jenny, Sara and Megan break out their headsets, Barbies and perfume and try to make sense of this baffling production.

90s Commercial Break (Britney 2000s Edition): Fantasy by Britney Spears

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We’re trapped with Saved by the Bell and Mad About You in two (almost) bottle episodes! Will love blossom in close quarters? Jenny and Kelly get delirious and find out!

Episodes Reviewed:
Saved by the Bell – Senior Prom (S04E07)
Mad About You – Love Among the Tiles (S01E16)

90s Commercial Break: Crossfire

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You know the story, two people hate each other with a burning fire until one day, mid fight, they kiss. And a romance is born…

Join Jenny and Matt from The Horror Movie Night podcast as they explore the mystery of how Bronson Pinchot kept getting work, a Cheers rip off, and Daria: the hero?

Episodes Reviewed
Step by Step – Crazy Love (S06E01)
Daria – Dye Dye My Darling (S04E13)

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It’s a birthday celebration for 90s TV Addicts! This week, Jenny, Kelly and Sara see how That 70s Show was poised for success from the very beginning, and debate on whether or not Friends is as charming as everyone thinks it is.

Episodes Reviewed
That 70s Show S01E02 “Eric’s Birthday”
Friends S02E22 “The One With the Two Parties”

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As we continue to experiment with microphones, Grandma’s in town! Jenny, Sara and Stephen discuss getting pressured for sex, appreciating the mama, and Stephen’s dinner with Sylvia from The Nanny!

Episodes Reviewed
Roseanne S05E12 “No Place Like Home for the Holidays”
The Nanny S03E17 “The Grandmas”

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Note from Jenny: Sorry for the audio issues, we’re working on getting better equipment!

It’s time to play some games! Jenny, Sara and Alex explore why Eric Matthews can’t get any on Singled Out, how on Earth Chris Hardwick looks exactly the same 20 years later, and the contempt Alex Trebek has for his Jeopardy! legacy, plus a special little animated surprise!

Episodes Reviewed
Boy Meets World S04E07 “Singled Out”
Golden Girls S07E16 “Questions and Answers”

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It’s the first episode of The 90s TV Hour and what better way to celebrate our beginning than to celebrate the beginnings of two very homey comedies: Full House and Home Improvement. Jenny and Kelly find that Bob Saget deserves WAY more appreciation than we realized and that Home Improvement is the gift that keeps on giving from day one.

Episodes Reviewed
Full House S01E00 & S01E01 “Pilot”
Home Improvement S01E01 “Pilot”

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Hey there fellow TV addict!  Welcome to the podcast where Jenny, an overly enthusiastic 90s kid, and her friends watch and review episodes of their favorite 90s shows and see if they hold up in our current cynical world.

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School is back in session! With it comes new things to learn and new social anxieties to realize. And if you’re especially lucky, there may be an interesting new face hanging around the fringes of your circle of friends, wanting nothing more than to get to know you (and possibly bestow some sort of witch’s curse upon you or alien slug-monster inside of you). Give your fancy book-learnin’ a rest and take a gander at these here back-to-school spookshows!

10) The Woods (2006)

When Bruce Campbell is your dad and he ships you off to a creepy all-girls school in the wilderness, you can pretty much assume that something bad is going to happen. There’s a foreboding headmistress (Patricia Clarkson, no less), mean girls and an ominous witch legend. is it just the new school jitters, or an actual curse? Imagine the setting and concept of Suspiria, mixed with the time period and character focus of Girl, Interrupted, minus the gore. For some reason, The Woods was not given a theatrical release, instead being shipped direct to bargain DVD bins everywhere and being largely forgotten, but it’s worth a watch if you can handle the slow pace.

9) Suspiria

Dario Argento’s 1977 pastel gorefest is a must for any “new kid at school” movie list. You don’t have to be a world-class ballerina to enjoy this classic Italian horror, though I’m sure it helps… I will never understand why someone at this dance academy decided it was a good idea to store all that razor wire in one room. Come on now!

8) Phenomena

Didn’t get enough Argento? Well, good, here’s another: 1985’s Phenomena. More weird Italian boarding schools, more ominous headmistresses, more Goblin soundtracks, and this time, Donald Pleasance and a razor-wielding chimpanzee. Really. Thrill at young Jennifer Connelly’s bad acting and the disturbing amounts of live bugs they used! All of the usual Argento plotholes are here, so it’s best to just sit back and not question anything. So, basically higher education in general.

7) Child’s Play 3

Time travels differently in the Child’s Play universe (much like it did during Chem 111 for me), with the third movie taking place eight years after the events of Child’s Play 2, though only a year passed in our time. Andy Barclay is understandably messed up after his previous run-ins with Chucky, and finds himself at a military academy. A newly-reassembled Chucky follows and sets his rubbery sights on a young recruit to be his new fleshsuit. It’s a thoroughly run-of-the-mill killer doll film, but worth watching if you’ve got 90 minutes to kill and a thing for foul-mouthed toys.

6) Disturbing Behavior

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After the death of his brother, James Marsden moves to a sleepy Pacific Northwest town with his parents and sister (Katharine Isabelle in overalls, by the way. Overalls.) Even his chiseled features can’t get him in with the cool kids, so he slums it with a paranoid stoner, a Powder stand-in, and gothy Katie Holmes. If that sentence doesn’t illustrate how insanely 90s this film is, I don’t know what would. There’s a convoluted plot about mind controlled teens too, but the plot is secondary to William Sadler’s Rainman impression. How bad does this town suck if your only romantic interest is Katie Holmes? Poor James Marsden.

5) The Faculty

As mentioned earlier, sometimes you gotta watch out for those mind-controlling alien slug monsters, though it seems odd that they would attack a small town in Ohio of all places, during an Indian summer drought of all times. I mean, this species is intelligent enough to master space travel, but not smart enough to wait until springtime when it rains every day? Kevin Williamson must’ve been a bit over-busy on Dawson’s Creek to do a logic-check on this plot, which is basically new girl shows up, stops people from beating up Elijah Wood, stops Josh Hartnett’s amphetamine business, gets gothy Clea Duvall to shower, and teaches the T-1000 to be a little easier on his football team.

4) Fright Night 2

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Almost all the stuff you loved about Fright Night, college edition! Charley Brewster and Peter Vincent are once again thrown together to take down a sexy female vampire instead of Prince Humperdink. If you start waking up from frat parties with a killer hangover and really gross hickeys, you might want to brush up on your whittling skills and grab a couple bottles of Garlique.

3) The Craft

Sometimes the only thing that can make you feel comfortable at a new school is to join a coven of witches. Is it weird that this trope comes up 3 times on this list, or does it just show how likely this scenario really is? I never moved around, so I can’t say, but Robin Tunney sure knows how to pick her friends – or at least, her friends know how to pick her. There’s complainer-to-cutiepie Neve Campbell, token Rachel True, and trailer chic Fairuza Balk. If they were X-Men, their powers would be skin-shedding, racism-finding, and the ability to float 4 inches off the ground and kill your drunk stepdad, respectively. That’s the kind of horrors that await anyone who tries to join their clique, so you have been warned.

2) Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

If your family moves into the town where a bunch of teens died in their sleep, CHECK THE BASEMENT FURNACE. There will invariably be a Freddy glove and directions on how to win over your crush (who looks oddly similar to Meryl Streep) by killing your classmates at her pool party. Score! I’ll never know why they went with Freddy’s Revenge instead of The Man Inside Me, but if you’re looking for tips on how to fit in as the new kid in town, look no further!

1) The Lost Boys

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Of all of the new towns in all of the movies listed here, Santa Clara has to be the coolest. There’s a carnival every day on the boardwalk, a well-stocked comic store, oiled-up saxophone dudes and gypsy vampires. You can have a new girlfriend with big hair and mom jeans, while your brother pals around with Corey Feldman; there is literally no downside to this scenario. Just don’t touch Grandpa’s root beers and double-thick Oreo cookies or there’ll be hell to pay.

Honorable mention:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer season 1 episode 1, because it’s hard to top Buffy’s first day in Sunnydale. New friends, new town, new vampire menace… Pretty standard Hellmouth stuff.

So, what do you think? Did I miss any hidden horror gems in the bottom of my moving boxes? Leave a comment!

After assembling a list of the best 80’s heavy metal songs in horror movies, my brain was still swimming with more questionable horror movie metal. To alleviate it, I decided to write the next chronological entry in my quest to document metal songs in the consecutive decades of horror. Enjoy!

11) Soak – Me Compassionate (An American Werewolf in Paris)
Barely metal, but it was pretty sinister in the context of the movie (werewolf rave scene) than it’s actual execution. Overshadowed on the soundtrack by Bush’s best song ever, ‘Mouth,’ but that one’s even less metal, so Soak gets the mention. Congrats, I guess?

10) Judas Priest – Bloodstained (Bride of Chucky)
Bride of Chucky’s soundtrack reads like a who’s-who of 90s metal, but this Priest song is the only listenable song for me anymore. “But SLAYER!” you say… Well, I’ve never liked their slower stuff and South of Heaven bores me to tears. Marilyn Manson? Never been a fan. Coal Chamber! Meh. Process of elimination leaves us with Tim “Ripper” Owens screaming for someone to clean! this! carpet!

 9) Stabbing Westward – Save Yourself (Urban Legend)
I know, I know, it’s technically industrial and not metal, but I feel like the two were close enough in the 90s to warrant a slot on this list. It’s also a fitting song for a slasher flick, though of course the original subtext was drug addiction, since what industrial song wasn’t about drugs?

8) Fear Factory – Scumgrief (Hideaway)
You knew Fear Factory would eventually show up on this list somewhere. Dean Koontz hated this movie so much that he begged Tristar to take his name out of the opening credits. It was so bad, he only allowed Phantoms to be released after he saw the final version. I’ve seen Hideaway, and can back up Mr. Koontz’s assertion that this is indeed total crap.

7) Type O Negative – Summer Breeze (I Know What You Did Last Summer)
Another movie with a great soundtrack from start to finish, I Know What You Did Last Summer inspired me to get my hair cut exactly like Freddie Prinze Jr. Don’t say anything, it was the 90s. I’m sure my parents were first delighted I was learning a Seals & Croft song, then immediately disappointed when I cranked the distortion and added my best Peter Steele impression.

6) Two – I Am a Pig (Idle Hands)
I always loved this song but never knew who it was by until compiling this list, so I was pretty excited to find that Rob Halford sang it. The entire Idle Hands soundtrack was killer, but as with I Know What You Did Last Summer, the songs were all over the place and I’d say this is the best metal song from the movie. That said, ‘Beheaded’ by The Offspring is the overall best track. And best band cameo ever. Hands down.

I can’t take any more of these puns, I’ll try to contain myself.

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5) System of a Down – Marmalade (Strangeland)
No list of 90s metal would be complete without SOAD. I may take heat for not putting Anthrax or Pantera here instead, but I prefer Marmalade to anything else from Strangeland. This movie basically felt like a soundtrack vehicle, with songs from most of the big nu-metal bands of the late 90s (and a bunch of nobodies). I have no desire to revisit most of it, so let’s just stick with SOAD. I broke Dee Snider’s heart by not picking the Twisted Sister song. I hope he understands.

4) Triumph – Troublemaker (Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth)
It’s 1991, you’re a big-time movie executive at Dimension Films, wearing a suit with huge shoulderpads, smoking a cigar and propping your crocodile-skin shoes up on the boardroom table. “We need more Cenobites for a new Hellraiser movie. How about one with CDs impaled in its head?” Applause, tears of joy, gnashing of teeth; Hellraiser 3 gets made.

3) House of Lords – O Father (Dr. Giggles)
I was only recently exposed to the spectacle of Dr. Giggles by my friend and podcast co-host Matt Saintmort when I visited him this spring. I didn’t catch this song in my first viewing, but came across it looking for the soundtrack from the film. While not as shred-tastic as most other entries here, it’s length and power metal vibes cement its #3 slot. Bonus points for parallelling the daddy issues which lead to Dr. Giggles’ rampage. Giggling intensifies!

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2) Laaz Rockit – Leatherface (TCM3)
This one didn’t make the cut in my first list, mainly because it’s a thrash song, but I couldn’t exclude it here. TCM3 is almost a complete waste of time, unless you want to see Viggo Mortensen act kind of weird and (another) chainsaw duel. Skip the movie and go straight for the soundtrack, chocked full of thrash songs from Death Angel, Sacred Reich, and Wrath, as well as the custom-written title track. The stupid chorus gets stuck in my head constantly and I love it.

1) Morbid Angel – Rapture (Night of the Demons 2)
Who would’ve thought a death metal song would top this list? Aside from being a hearty slice of Florida DM, Rapture was featured in arguably one of the most awkward dance sequences I’ve seen on film. Angela somehow survived the first film and decides to table-dance to Morbid Angel in hopes of luring boys into her demonic bosom. Or something. There’s also a Super Soaker full of holy water involved, which is pretty much the most 90s thing I can imagine.

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Non-metal honorable mention:
Birdbrain – Youth of America (Scream)
Gob – Paint It Black (Stir of Echoes)
Harvey Danger – Flagpole Sitta (Disturbing Behavior)
The Offspring – Beheaded (Idle Hands)
Goo Goo Dolls – I’m Awake Now (Freddy’s Dead)
Letters to Cleo – Dangerous Type (The Craft)
Brother Cane – And Fools Shine On (Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers)

Get your tampons ready because today we’re reviewing Scream Factory’s Carrie Double Feature. Filled with more fire and menstruation than a burning sorority house and more crucifix’s then a church this double feature will have you warning everyone you know that they’re gonna be laughed at. Let’s watch!

Show of hands, who remembers The Rage: Carrie 2? Okay, so only the kids of the 90’s. How about the Made For TV adaptation of Carrie? No one? Okay then, you’re in luck… sorta. Scream Factory have brought both of these carrie adaptations onto the same disc.

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When I first received the package in the mail I thought it was Brian De Palma’s adaptation, so I was a little disappointed when I realized it was the made-for-tv movie starring Angela Bettis. It’s unfair to compare 1976’s Carrie to this TV movie. De Palma’s original is a masterpiece and even 30 years later remains one of the better King adaptations. Before I talk about the things working against this version I’ll focus on what it does right.

Angela Bettis is a great Carrie. It’s basically impossible to outdo Sissy Spacek’s career-defining performance but she steps up to the challenge and creates an equally (but very different) Carietta White. Also quick shout-out to Katharine Isabelle, not because she has anything important to do, but I’m always excited to see Isabelle in anything.

It was also written by Bryan Fuller who is the television genius behind cult shows like Pushing Daisies, Dead Like Me and Hannibal. As far as adaptations of novels go this does an applaudable job. The book’s “retro-active story-telling” style is presented in a series of interview segments between Detective Mulchaey (David Keith) with a handful of survivors.

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The issue is the direction. Despite my absolute love of David Carson’s previous mini-series The 10th Kingdom this film just feels sloppy and rushed. The camera moves too chaotically in sequences, the performances feel like first (and only) takes and the camera stock seems off. I wouldn’t be shocked if this was one of the earliest TV movies made with a digital cameras. It has that early 2000’s digital film look.

It’s weird because this movie isn’t good, but it’s not offensively bad either. It’s just disappointing. On paper you have a bunch of people I like remaking a book that I like and it just doesn’t work. However I’d still say it’s worth watching because the whole movie feels like an experiment that didn’t work. I have to give the filmmakers credit for trying to do something new with a very well known and respected property.

Now while this was my second time watching the Carrie TV-Movie this was the first time I watched The Rage: Carrie 2 even though I specifically remember seeing the trailers on TV and the posters all over my local mall.

Everyone warned me that The Rage: Carrie 2 was a terrible movie. Now I’m not saying it’s NOT a terrible movie, but what I am saying is that with how low they made my expectations I ended up really enjoying this movie.

Right off the bat I’m loving the fact that in the first 10 minutes we have two cast members of American Pie (Mena Suvari & Eddie Kaye Thomas), Jason London and a soundtrack featuring Far Behind by The Hippos.

Now don’t get me wrong, this film is pretty terrible. The dialogue, the plot, the acting and the direction are all just slightly off. But I enjoyed it.

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The Rage: Carrie 2 is written by the man who penned the masterpiece known as Hackers and directed by the woman behind Poison Ivy… so you kinda know what you’re in for from the start. However going into this movie with nothing behind a memory of the trailer and everyone’s word that it was complete garbage left me pretty surprised that I was entertained.

The film has all the 90’s cliches. Diners, convos about Sharon Manson, asshole jocks keeping score of girls they’ve slept with, prank phone calls, huge party sequence, Brad from Home Improvement… the list goes on. It’s goofy as all hell but done in such a serious tone.

The film does this weird thing where every time Rachel (on yea… there’s no Carrie in this movie) uses her powers it cuts to black and white. It’s doesn’t achieve anything and is more distracting than anything.

There’s a bunch of logic leaps throughout, the movie is super slow in the middle and it basically plays out as a weird high school version of Romeo & Juliet (with Juliet having the ability to murder with her mind) but I honestly enjoyed it.

The slow-burn is really worth it for the final massacre at the party. It’s really is a collection of great practical effects, some cringe deaths and solid gore. If it was a little shorter and had better direction I think The Rage: Carrie 2 would actually be a pretty well liked cult film from the 90’s. No Bullshit.

The Blu-ray comes with a bunch of special features including commentary tracks for both features. Pick up your copy from Scream Factory today!

Matt Kelly is the host of the Saint Mort Show Podcast and co-host of the Reddit Horror Club. He also runs the Every Damn DVD blog. Watching both of these movies back to back reminded Matt of the time he was pelted with Tampons cheer him up by getting him something off his Amazon Wishlist to watch.

Ashen Phoenix is back! This time with model Hollyhocks! Holly is a charming and eccentric model/cosplayer who opens up about her favorite characters to cosplay as, her life as a single mom and her love of 90’s everything. Also before the interview check out my brief interview with Kevin Hock the writer of Fantasy Killer an amazing new horror/comedy comic book.

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“Good evening.  This is off our first record.  Most people don’t own it.”

This is how Kurt Cobain introduced “About a Girl,” the perfect opening song on a night when Nirvana’s music was actually going to be taken seriously.

MTV Unplugged was realized years earlier when Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora performed “Wanted Dead or Alive” on the MTV Video Music Awards acoustically.  The first ever episode featured Squeeze, Syd Straw and Elliot Easton.  Before Nirvana, some acts like Mariah Carey (memorable for her cover of The Jackson 5’s “I’ll Be There), Paul McCartney, Eric Clapton (the debut of “Tears In Heaven”) and Pearl Jam (Eddie Vedder writing Pro-Choice on his arm during the acoustic rendition of “Porch”) all had notable appearances.

Nirvana was a different monster.  This was a band that was known for being loud.  After all, they had just released their third studio album, “In Utero,” with hardcore producer Steve Albini; a man known for his blatant dislike of mainstream music and a musician in his own right with Chicago noise-makers Big Black.  Even Krist Novocelic, bassist, was concerned that it wasn’t truly “unplugged” since the acoustic instruments were plugged in.

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But Kurt had a sound in mind that was far different from what people were used to.  He even spent much of rehearsals yelling at drummer Dave Grohl (known as one of the heaviest hitters behind a kit) to play quieter.  Dave almost gave up until a producer gave him a pair of Pro-Mark Hot Rod drum sticks, which are made from bundles of wood.  “We ran through a song and Kurt’s face lit up.  Those sticks saved the entire show,” he recalled.

This show also introduced many people to the final piece of Nirvana’s line-up: guitarist Pat Smear.  Pat was previously in the L.A. punk outfit Germs (whose singer, Darby Crash, was also a heroin addict who committed suicide from an intentional overdose – for more on them, see the film “What We Do Is Secret”).  Kurt had said he always pictured Nirvana as a four-piece and on this night it was serenely obvious why.

Other musicians also joined in on the iconic set, such as cellist Lori Goldston and the “Brothers Meat” as they were called, Thing 1 and Thing 2, Cris and Curt Kirkwood of the Meat Puppets.  This brings up a great point that I always point out about punk, especially Nirvana, when people don’t understand why it matters.  In the world of music, anyone can become famous at any time.  Sometimes it’s talent, sometimes it’s knowing the right people, sometimes it’s being in a particular city or getting on the right soundtrack… but what you do when you get that attention matters.  Bands like Green Day, who took The Queers on tour, Offspring, who wore a Germs shirt in their “Self Esteem” video, or Nirvana, who played three Meat Puppets songs mid-set, were constantly promoting the bands they grew up with, were contemporaries of, or who weren’t getting the deserved attention.  I didn’t buy a Buzzcocks album because some radio station played them, I checked them out because Dave Grohl wore their t-shirt on MTV.  I bought a Vaselines record because Nirvana covered “Jesus Doesn’t Want Me For a Sunbeam” on Unplugged and “Molly’s Lips” and “Son of a Gun” on Incesticide.  This is the proper use of the spotlight.

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Maybe this is why the Unplugged album, when it was finally released in 1994, was certified 5x platinum.  Maybe it was Cobain’s death, but while he was alive, he made a genuine decision to dig deep into not only his own band’s catalogue, but also his inspirations.  Covering David Bowie, little known Scottish duo The Vaselines and blues legend Leadbelly proved to be just what alternative music needed at the height of its popularity: a little context.  Just because Nirvana knocked Michael Jackson out of the top spot on the Bilboard charts and, arguably, put the nail in the coffin of hair metal (a genre so ridiculously meta, not metal), this didn’t necessarily grant them longevity and historical deity-like stature.  They did that themselves with this show.  They opened with their most Beatle-esque tune off an album of rainy, heroin soaked sludge and ended with an Appalachian song doused in pain, emotional release and guttural regret (previously done by people like The Louvin Brothers, another tragic musical act) that no one asked for, but no one who heard it forgot.  Especially Kurt’s weight-of-the-world-on-his-shoulders exhale right at the end.

The band didn’t go out and play their most well-known tracks like they were recording a live greatest hits at Madison Square Garden.  They took the time to put together a setlist that quietly screamed at people: “Give up on Smells Like Teen Spirit.  That’s a Pixies rip-off.  This is what we’re capable of and where we may be going.”  They’d already gotten as loud and noisy as possible on record and still held an adoring fan base that grew only by the day.  Kurt had always admired the Beatles anyway.  This is why they never fit the “grunge mold,” and why that was a stupid label to begin with.  Kurt wrote pop songs.  You could hear it on Unplugged.  I’ve always held to the belief that if a song can’t be played on an acoustic guitar or a piano, it isn’t a song.  It’s just noise.  Which is fine.  But a song has a melody, at the very least – at its base.  And Nirvana had melodies.  Sure, they had quaking ducks and walls of feedback thrown into songs like “Drain You,” but those songs have memorable choruses, a pulsing beat and dynamic changes.

So, why talk about Nirvana “MTV Unplugged in New York”?  Why does the 20th Anniversary of some TV special marketed into an album because of an untimely death still matter some two decades later?

“Consider the lillies…” I want to say that Kurt was able to sing his own eulogy here, with the stage decorations, the lighting, the mood… the initial hesitance he exhibited by claiming most people didn’t own the first record by the biggest band in the world at the moment… and the raw, naked way his voice cried out by the end.

“Am I gonna do this by myself?”  Maybe it was the inner turmoil that poked its ugly head into some of the onstage banter (or maybe I’m reading into it based on hindsight and post-death interviews) that make me believe that maybe this was the end anyway.  Maybe this would have been their last televised appearance regardless.  Maybe this was goodbye.

“What else should I be?”  Maybe this is just all we have of a musician we put all our hopes into when he was here.  Maybe we’ve blown Nirvana’s importance out of proportion.  Considering Nirvana’s music is now over twenty years old, shouldn’t they be on radio stations next to Led Zeppelin and The Rolling Stones instead of trying to still get away with programming them along side Lorde and Florence + the Machine and Mumford and Sons, and what passes for “alternative” today?  There are about two generations of musical consumers who were born after Kurt left us and many of them say: “Ugh.  Enough with Nirvana.  They’re so overrated.”  And you know what.  Kurt would be fucking proud of them.  He hated it when kids listened to the same music as their parents.  So, while this album is nostalgically great for 30-40 year olds who liked Nirvana – if you’re under 30, go listen to some new bands.  Support your own generation.  Support your friends playing down the street in a firehall.  Start your own fucking band.  Start your own blog or label or YouTube page or Soundcloud account.  That’s what we should be taking away from this.  ANYONE can change the world.  You just have to find your voice.  So start screaming.

Nirvana said it best in this interview:

Watch the whole Unplugged performance here

 

I know that you’ve read a ton of other articles about fights people want to see in Avengers vs. X Men. And I know that you’ve been bored by them. Captain America and Cyclops? Meh. Rogue vs. Iron Man? Pfft. Red Hulk vs. Armor and Surge…? Acceptable. With fights that bland, I can’t believe Marvel hasn’t been purchased by Dreamwave yet.

There are a lot of battles I’m dreaming of that Marvel just doesn’t have the courage to give us. So here, in no particular order, are most of them.

 Decade Late Battle of the Decade: 

Gambit vs. 90’s Thor

Remy Lebeau: The poster child of 90’s Marvel. He’s still wearing that damn coat and that black and purply armor/jumpsuit thing and he’s still throwing cards. He couldn’t be anymore 90’s if he was throwing Wildstorm cards.

But the Son of Odin shant let the X Men own the 90’S! It’s time for Thor to pay his storage unit a visit and fish out the STRAPS! CHAINS! BELLY SHIRT! SHOULDER PADS! Whoever wields this dick armor, should he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor!

Projected winner: Gambit is shattered into a pile of Phalanx Covenant hologram covers when he tries to hit Thor in the junk with his staff.

By the Order of Agent Henry Peter Gyrich:

Token Black Guy Battle Royale

Storm. Black Panther. Bishop. Falcon. That smart kid from New X Men that lost his powers. Patriot. Black Widow. Black Knight. Black Tom Cassidy. Throughout the years, a respectable handful of black superheroes have either protected a world that hated and feared them or served as one of earth’s mightiest heroes.

But heads up, true believers: after AvX every spot for an African American hero is being taken up by a different Spider-Man costume variation, and according to Gyrich, the Avengers and X Men will share one only black person between the two teams.

Projected winner: Krystalin from X Men 2099 wins the spot. Black Panther stops hanging out in New York all the time and remembers to run that country that he’s the king of.

The Real McCoy:

X Men Beast vs. Avengers Beast

One 3.99 22 page comic of Hank McCoy sitting in his room making a pros and cons list about which team he should fight alongside. WRITTEN BY GRANT MORRISON.

Projected Winner: Whichever one makes him not look like a cat anymore.

Kid Gladiator vs. Everyone

I mainly just want to see Kid Gladiator beat the hell out of that dinosaur kid from Avengers Academy like a super strong Verne Gagne. Did you guys know that Kid Gladiator is the future of comics? Because he is.

Projected Winner: Kid Gladiator beats up the whole crossover, jumps to the New 52, and takes care of them, too. Broo helps.

The Chuck Austen Memorial Cage Match: 

Lionheart vs. Nurse Annie

If Lionheart wins, she gets to see her kids which she couldn’t do for some reason! If Annie wins, she…I guess she bangs Havok? And her son watches? Chuck Austen was weird.

Projected Winner: Chuck Austen, for me reminding everyone he existed for a paragraph.

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Championship Match: 

Hank Pym vs. Emma Frost

I just want to see Hank try and give Emma the Pym-Hand. She used to be a stripper. They know how to deal with dudes like that.

Projected winner: Emma Frost makes Pym sit on his hands by force.

The ‘I Know Now Why You Cry But It Is Something I Can Never Do’ Invitational Robot Fight: 

Vision vs. Danger

Maybe it’s because I was just writing about old Chuck Austen runs, but I hope Scarlet Witch falls in love with Danger.

Projected Winner: Vision is in control until Hugh Jackman figures out how to make Danger mimic his shadow boxing moves.

Avengers: Disassembled

vs. X Men: Disassembled

Bendis is leaving Avengers. We know this to be true. And we all know by now that his roadmap to a franchise’s success looks something like this:

1. Disassemble
2. Red Ninjas
3. Profit
4. Red Ninjas

Don’t think it’s not coming, X fans. Sure, they just schismed, but right after we had a Civil War we were Secretly Invaded, and then we faced Fear Itself like two days later. Somewhere in there, Spider-Man big-timed. X Men: Disassembled is coming for us and the mutants are going to have to prove that they can disassemble better than the Avengers.

This will be an uphill battle for the X Men. For one thing, they don’t assemble so I think they’ll have to call it X Men: Disuncannied. I hope Bendis just makes X Men: Disuncannied Pixie’s fault so we can get rid of her.

Projected Winner: Bendis gets five more years of glory when The Hood relocates The Hand to San Francisco.

Johnny Guitar and Dr. Sax

Not even fighting anyone. I just want them around more.

Projected Winner: Everyone that buys The Adventures of Kid Gladiator Featuring Johnny Guitar and Dr. Sax #1, the MAJOR new ongoing series spinning out of the pages of AvX written by Dan Slott and Jason Aaron with art by Stuart Immonen!  Special back up story: BROO MEETS PRESIDENT OBAMA!

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With an announced sequel to X Men: First Class, and the rumors of a rebooted 1960’s Fantastic Four, retro Marvel is officially IN. This has led Geekscape to wonder: what if different Marvel franchises had actually been released in the 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s?

Or, maybe you think it’s stupid to cast a Marvel movie in a different decade, justify the lineup, and pitch a plot. Well, that’s why we at Geekscape consider ourselves to be heroes, in a way. We waste our time doing the stupid things the world is afraid to do.

 The 90’s: THE X MEN

It’s 1994. X Men: The Animated Series is wildly popular, and the X Men are settling in as the most popular comic franchise of the decade. A movie spinning out of the popular Jim Lee designs of the animated series using its lineup has to happen. It just makes sense- why wait until 2000? It is only logical that the Uncanny X Men join the film legacy of 1994: The Flintstones. The Mask. Speed. Star Trek: Generations. Speed. Speed.

The pitch: All has been quiet in the mutant world since Magneto exiled himself to Asteroid M. Government tensions are at an all time high with the self appointed savior of mutantkind in orbit. The uneasy peace is shattered when Magneto is approached by The Acolytes and their leader Fabian Cortez, who manipulates Magneto and his followers into a declaration of war against the surface! And Gyrich is there, too! The only ones that can prevent a third world war? THE X MEN! Dwee do do be dooooo do do! Dwee do do be dooooooo do da! X MEN THEME SONG.

And who will play the mutants in a world that hates and fears them?

CHARLES XAVIER

Morgan Freeman? Are you crazy? SUCK IT, WORLD, YOU’RE CRAZY. There’s more to Xavier than being a bald white guy. He’s also wise, inspiring, and got his start doing Listerine commercials. Fresh out of The Shawshank Redemption, Freeman brings the cred as the telepathic founder of the X Men. Plus, it’s at least 30% appropriate that one half of Marvel’s civil rights metaphor is actually black. At least.

MAGNETO

Magneto. The exiled mutant leader and Holocaust survivor. Powerful. Intelligent. Charismatic. Handsome enough that Rogue constantly wants to bang him. Jeff Goldblum. Jeff Goldum you say? Don’t mind if I do. “Sure John, but at Disney, the Pirates of the Caribbean didn’t come to life and use their magnet powers to kill the flatscans.” Words we can all live by.

SCOTT SUMMERS

Val Kilmer. The man who would be Bruce Wayne would make a much better Scott Summers. Stoic. Serious. Handsome. He will be your wingman anytime. I can’t think of anyone in 1994 better groomed to lead the X Men into battle. Except maybe Zero Cool from Hackers. I thought long and hard on that one. Heh. Long. Hard. 90’s humor.

JEAN GREY

The woman who would be the weird character who wanted to bang Bruce Wayne. If Nicole Kidman could put up with Tom Cruise, she can deal with the enormous pressures of the Phoenix. And she can totally pull off constant fainting and shouting ‘Scott!’ and ‘Logan!’ That’s probably the audition. “Slate please. Now look right off camera here and shout ‘Scott.’ Thank you, you’ll hear from us soon.”

FABIAN CORTEZ

Is Michael Wincott super Fabian Cortezy? Possibly not. But was he the awesome bad guy in The Crow? Fuck yes he was. Can you see him being Jeff Goldblum’s right hand man and then (1991 spoiler alert) turning on him? Yes. Yes you can.

GYRICH

Gary Oldman. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, High Ranking Racist Pentagon Official.

STORM

Angela Bassett. Originally Vivica Fox, but we’ve really got to make some tough decisions about who could eventually look better with a mohawk in 1995’s sequel X Men and Jubilee (played by Angels in the Outfield’s Joseph Gordon Levitt).

ROGUE

Perhaps it’s just because I’m the president of the ‘this chick deserved a better career’ club, but Rogue goes to Kari Wuhrer. You know her from 8 Legged Freaks and Command and Conquer: Red Alert. I know her from pictures on AOL when I was becoming a man. And what stronger choice to make for the woman who can’t touch anyone than a woman that a 6th grader really, really wants to touch? It’s poetic and artistic. Like something Alan Moore would write. You guys know Alan Moore? He’s the greatest writer of all time. And he would love this movie. I’m 70% sure of that.

BEAST

James Spader was crushing the sci fi world as the geek that can also kick ass if he has to in STARGATE. Put blue fur on this man immediately! Fun fact: I bet they could have made him look better in 1994 than they did in X Men: First Class. BURN.

WOLVERINE

The Quick and the Dead’s Russell Crowe. He’s the best at what he does. And what he does is throw phones at people in 15 years.

GAMBIT

Cut from the film. Special effects weren’t available in 1994 to replicate his accent properly.

Editor’s Note: Screw you, Joe! You don’t want Van Damme in ANYTHING (except you)! And where’s my Brian “The Boz” Bosworth as Colossus?!?

HAVOK

Come on, how is this not better than Gambit? Rogue can fall in love with him AND he’s the angry younger brother of the team leader. And if the 90’s taught us anything, no one plays ‘angry young brother of the team leader’ better than CHRISTIAN SLATER. This really makes me wish that his character in Pump Up The Volume was actually Alex Summers and at the end his power manifests and he blows up all those FCC trucks. And then he yells ‘Stay hard!’

So who would direct this all out 90s X-Fest? How about a director who spent the end of the 80s making kick ass action film after kick ass action film?

KICK ASS 90s DIRECTOR

John McTiernan made Predator in 1987, Die Hard in 1988 and The Hunt for Red October in 1990. On top of his game, he then made the critical Sean Connery bomb Medicine Man in 1992 and broke Arnold’s hot streak with Last Action Hero in 1993. Ouch. We’d rewrite history to have McTiernan making an X-Men movie for 1994 instead during these dark years before he made Die Hard: With a Vengeance in 1995. How’s that for a career save? We can’t help him with 2002’s Rollerball though…

Well, we’ve learned a lot about me with this one. Mainly, that I wrote more about Kari Wuhrer than Gary Oldman, so I guess we get my priorities. Next week we’re turning the clock another ten years back to avenge the Reagan era! I want my where’s the beef! Members Only Jackets Assemble! I’m casting an 80’s Avengers movie.