Clothing

“Clothes can either suggest, persuade, connote, insinuate, or indeed lie…”
— Anne Hollander, Seeing Though Clothes (1975)

While clothing may have started very simply out of necessity for warmth, beginning with simple animal pelts or grasses tied with sinew, the idea of garments have grown right along with civilization. What some consider a necessity (i.e., food, shelter, and clothing) others consider a status symbol. Entire industries have sprung up as a way to denote one’s class and style, to promote virtues and scruples, as well as advertise a brand with a logo or slogan. Clothing immediately denotes at which lunch table one can sit or what occupational grouping one belongs. Clothing can also have intrinsic values in raising one’s self-worth or assisting with comfort. While someone might spend close to or upwards of an hour getting ready for work or a night on the town with a new infatuation, one may also spend very little time, conversely, choosing an outfit to work from home. This can effect the psyche, the performance, and the level of effort one puts out. Clothing has become imperative in defining one’s personality, if one, of course, chooses. Because while we are influenced by society, media, music, movies, television, influencer culture, etc., we are also, like most things, choosing to be a part of something based on how it makes us feel. Some desire to be accepted by others, and so choose their outfits with this in mind. Others choose their vocation, which mandates certain dress for safety or uniformity. While more still choose varying styles and levels of comfort due to a chameleon-esque property that drives their need to blend into any situation. On a solely visual level, their clothing with make-or-break that attempt. As a result of evolution, we have learned to make snap judgments on the world around us for the sake of survival. While not literal life-or-death, judging others based on their “chosen costume” can in fact be a useful social survival skill. Maybe this is why subconsciously we are so driven to make these assumptions. What would someone assume about you if they saw what you were wearing right now? And what can we assume about this week’s songs based on their use of clothing referentially?

Listen to the mix in order as you read about all of these hot hot tracks, via Mixcloud embed:

SIDE A

1 . VAN MORRISON “ASTRAL WEEKS” (1968)

Is this entire song about clothes? No. But I heard it this week, and the lines, “Takin’ good care of your boy / Seein’ that he’s got clean clothes / And puttin’ on his little red shoes” made me want to open the mix with it. The song itself opens possibly my personal favorite album (and also, a dessert island disc of famed music critic Lester Bangs). I even enjoy Glenn Hansard’s cover almost as much as the original, but there is something about this opus of a record that has stuck with me for years. There is something hypnotic (possibly the repeated phrases, i.e. “way up in way up in way up in the heaven”) and even calming in the muted chaos that defines this sadly underrated record in the public consciousness. True music fans know it and love it, but that barely seems like enough. I implore you, if you haven’t already, to listen to the album as a whole, without your phone, without distractions, a deep listening experience. Put it on and complete the task from start to finish, uninterrupted (it will only take about 47 minutes of your day), and make note of how you feel afterward. Something about this record has me coming back to it time and time again, and maybe it does feel like someone just laid out freshly washed clothes and put on my little red shoes, and maybe it feels like the first rays of sunshine after a spring rain, but either way, it is a careless and refreshed feeling. 

2.  STING “ROXANNE” (2010)

From little red shoes to a signifying red light, there is something more haunting and fitting about the Symphonicities version of this song (which I’ve included on this week’s mixtape), versus the original 1978 white reggae pop masterpiece. It feels like Sting is genuinely pleading with the prostitutes of Paris he originally wrote the song about, telling them they no longer have to sell their bodies for money. He’s more invested, not monetarily. This is more adult, more sophisticated, more deserving of the Cyrano de Bergerac character the title was taken from. The single initially flopped in the U.K., although it has since been labeled one of the greatest songs in rock ’n’ roll history by many media outlets. It made an appearance in 48 Hours via Eddie Murphy. 

3.  LANA DEL REY “BLUE JEANS” (2012)

A musical mix of nostalgia, surf reverb, and string-plucked dreams, “Blue Jeans” is a low-key love song that feels like an updated reworking of Jack’s death in Titanic. The key to Del Rey’s success has always been image, and a song titled-after the most iconic leg coverings in American popular culture mixed with references to the most tragic died-before-his-time actor James Dean, automatically adds a mythical weight to this song before the chorus pops like a Bazooka Joe bubble on the cheeks of a teeny-bopper. Maybe that’s the allure of Lana, maybe it’s the found-footage video editing, or maybe it’s the infusing of all-decades of the 20th century into one sound that really makes her so universally approachable, but regardless, this song will remain classic like blue jeans and a white t-shirt.

4. CARLY SIMON “YOU’RE SO VAIN” (1972)

So who exactly was Carly singing about that “walked into the party” wearing an tilted hat and an apricot scarf? It was actually American author Nicholas Delbanco, however that’s not who the subject matter is referring to. Howard Stern and Taylor Swift apparently know, and many, including the man himself, assume it was about Warren Beaty, whom Carly dated. But Simon herself has claimed it is an amalgam of three different men. Interestingly, the song starts with a bass riff played by Beatles’ Revolver artist Klaus Voormann, to which Carly famously replied “Son of a gun” after hearing, and features backup vocals by Stones’ frontman Mick Jagger, who just happened to be calling in to the studio and was asked to come by. The result is one of the most beloved breakup songs in history.

5.  WEEZER “UNDONE — THE SWEATER SONG” (1994)

Often overshadowed by the follow-up hits “Buddy Holly” and “Say It Ain’t So,” “Undone…” was released on the world in June of 1994 and introduced us to one of the most hit or miss bands of the modern era. While one can see a sweater unraveling in Soul Coughing’s “Circles” video, none exists in Weezer’s debut as that was the one thing they insisted not be in the video. Geffen Records (they were released by subsidiary DGC) received many treatments all including a sweater. The only one who didn’t was Spike Jonez, who just wanted a blue set and a pack of dogs. They shot the video to a sped up version of the song about 30 times, and used one of the sillier takes where one of the dogs had defecated on Patrick Wilson’s drum pedal. 

6. NANCY SINATRA “THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKIN’” (1965)

An iconic walking bassline provided by Chuck Berghofer to accompany the lyrical content, this song was written by Lee Hazelwood, and was backed by iconic L.A.-based musical collective later known as “The Wrecking Crew.” The song was initially intended for writer Lee to sing, but Sinatra convinced him it came off as abusive from a man, so he let her have a crack at it. The song also had a promotional film (later known as a music video) that featured Sinatra in an iconic pair of red leather boots. Along with Carly’s entry, “…Boots…” may be the finest bitchy kiss-off in pop history. It was featured in Stanley Kubrick’s “Full Metal Jacket” and oddly covered by Jessica Simpson for “The Dukes of Hazzard” film. 

7. CAKE “SHORT SKIRT / LONG JACKET” (2001)

Lyrics that start relatable enough and then get obscurely specific, this was John McCrea’s take on the weirdness of the human mating ritual. How odd that someone would specifically want their potential mate to wear a short skirt matched with a long jacket, or that he fantasizes about meeting at a bank and needs to borrow a pen (a product of which is in abundance at a bank, so why would she need to borrow his, there’s a ton in the cup at the ticket writing station…) But that’s the allure of Cake, whether they’re commenting on Frank Sinatra’s ability to bring flies and spiders together or the luxury of the now defunct bench seat or commenting on how ridiculous the concert merchandizing business had become almost an underground status symbol (again with clothing having meaning…), this band always has something to say, even if it’s pushing intelligent political discourse on their social media forums.

8. KC & THE SUNSHINE BAND “BOOGIE SHOES” (1977)

Much like my awareness of comics and Jason Lee, my soft spot for “Boogie Shoes” came from the film Mallrats, which I can still quote excessively and, if malls still existed, probably would rant about escalators ad nauseum while having a Superman post-coital debate with my friend outside the food court. (I’m just showing off at this point). But originally, this song became a hit due to the film Saturday Night Fever, and for later generations due to its sampling in Bloodhound Gang’s “One Way” and Trick Daddy’s “Take It To Da House.” The horn section played an unforgettable riff, and the simple idea that a certain pair of shoes makes one wanna dance is relatable (how many people put a basket of flip-flops at a wedding to encourage comfort on the dance floor, and then how many wedding DJs still play this song decades later?).

9. PRINCE “RASPBERRY BERET” (1985)

The song was inspired by a deleted scene from the film Purple Rain, and was one of Prince’s most straight-forward pop tunes. Revered as a genius and talent way beyond his time, Minnesota’s Purple One has proven time and again why he belongs on a pedestal above many of his contemporaries, and it is every single aspect of his being is mythical. Proven not only due to his songwriting prowess, but also his live performances and his style all claim precedence in his universal reverence. 

10. JAY-Z “CHANGE CLOTHES” (2003)

Catchy as it is, this is probably the weakest link on Brooklyn rapper’s supposed retirement party The Black Album, and that still makes it a damn good song. With production by The Neptunes and additional vocals from Pharrell Williams, this one is just a feel-good funk bop with a catchy ride cymbal and stuttered piano riff. Most rap songs have references to clothing brands as status, but few can spout off their own brands like Hova with Roc-A-Wear (maybe Sean “Diddy” Combs with Sean Jean, Kanye West with Yeezy, Marshall Mathers with Shady, and Russell Simmons with Phat Farm).

11. NELLY “HOT IN HERRE” (2002)

Another Neptunes produced fire track, this isn’t about clothes specifically, more about taking them off due to the temperature of the room. Apparently when the club is on fire, it’s time to remove your coverings and dance it out. That’s the lesson I learned here, anyway.  One thing Nelly didn’t take off until far too late? That Band-Aid. Or, sorry, adhesive strip. I don’t want to be guilty of brand association. Basically he was wearing it to cover up a basketball injury initially, then kept wearing it to show his friend and collaborator City Spud that he believed he was innocent while he was incarcerated doing ten years for robbery. No idea if he actually was innocent, but I have been to prison, and yes, if you ask your fellow inmates, everyone there is not guilty. Back to “Hot In Herre”: The song mainly features a sample of Chuck Brown’s go-go hit “Bustin’ Loose”, but oddly enough, the opening is taken from Neil Young’s “There’s a World” mixed with Nancy Sinatra’s “As Tears Go By.” Listen, you’ll be amazed.

12. GYM CLASS HEROES “CLOTHES OFF!” (2007)

Instead of using Jermaine Stewart’s “We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off” from the ‘80s, I last minute switched it for this version, mainly because I’d rather party with no clothes then all of them. I think body positivity is important, and while I agree with Jermaine, that no one should be  pressured to do what they are uncomfortable with, I also feel like we as a society (especially in America, where I’m writing this) need to be less prudish and also stop sexualizing all nudity, especially when it is simply being used for breastfeeding or skinny dipping or the bottom half or more of pants missing, etc. It seems like clothing, especially a lack of it, gets blamed for sexual crimes and, quite frankly since I have nothing interesting to say about this song other than it features vocals by Fall Out Boy’s Patrick Stump, I am taking this opportunity to (hopefully) preach to the choir and remind everyone that someone’s choice of clothing absolutely in no way is any type of invitation or signal for sexual contact. What someone wears is for their own pleasure, and they will let us know through consent whether they want to engage in any kind of activity that involves removal of said clothes. Capiche? Anyway, I think it’s time to flip the mix.

SIDE B

1 . JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE “SUIT & TIE (FEAT. JAY-Z)” (2013)

After a six-year hiatus from music to focus on acting, not counting, of course, his Saturday Night Live appearances and The Lonely Island collaborations, former boy band future EGOT recipient Justin Timberlake returned with this ode to dress clothes and single-handedly brought the bow-tie back into fashion. The song speaks for itself and is just a typical Timbaland-produced banger that nicely opens Side B of this week’s mixtape.

2.  MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWS “THRIFT SHOP (FEAT. WANZ)” (2012)

An antithesis of typical hip-hop while still maintaining the authenticity, “Thrift Shop” was an anomaly of the early ‘10s. The song not only recognized that the inflation of prices due to brand recognition was, in fact, ridiculous, but also glamorized intelligent spending and second-hand purchases while being fun and approachable. Fun DJ fact: this song mixes with the Sorta Crackers Band’s version of the “Chicken Dance” unexpectedly well. So unhear that…

3. FLO RIDA “LOW (FEAT. T-PAIN)” (2007)

Apple Bottom Jeans were actually a brand put out by rapper Nelly, who, like most hip-hop stars of the early aughts, capitalized in any way possible on his brief success. Flo Rida, a rapper, loosely defined, from, get this, Florida, hit number one on the Billboard chart for ten weeks with this club banger. The song describes differing outfit preferences, where one shawty has the jeans and fur boots and another is wearing baggy sweatpants and Reebok sneakers, although both apparently have large posteriors. Interestingly, there is no winner in this song’s outfit competition, as Flo Rida later states that he “prefer(s) them (with) no clothes” and so maybe we can skip back to the taking off of clothes instructions that closed out Side A of our mix in order to please everyone involved.

4. CARDI B “BODAK YELLOW” (2017)

Ten years later, we go from boots with fur to red-bottomed shoes, a signature of French fashion designer Christian Louboutin. Cardi B (real name: Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar) was raised in the South Bronx and began stripping at age 19, before starring in the sixth and seventh seasons of VH1’s reality show “Love & Hip-Hop: New York.” She left the show to pursue a career in music and it seems to be going “okkkuuurrr” so far, especially considering she made enough money to cover expensive dental work, which she even relays in the song “it ain’t cheap” to get one’s teeth fixed. She broke all types of records with “Bodak Yellow” and credits her aggressive style to early ‘00s rappers Khia and Trina. Cardi shows no sign of slowing down with acting, music, and political activism keeping her busy.

5. SISQÓ “THONG SONG” (2000)

Would you believe it if I told you this song was inspired by The Beatles’ “Eleanor Rigby”? I had to read it a few times myself, but, yes, that is a fact. The strings are inspired by jazz artist Wes Montgomery’s cover of the Revolver track, and the lyrics are inspired by a butt. So that’s a dichotomy if ever I heard one. Do I really have to analyze and critique this one? It’s the fucking “Thong Song.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZbXPscPdD8

6. SHONTELLE “T-SHIRT” (2008)

There is something to be said about gender-swapping clothing. Whether it’s Nirvana wearing dresses for a photo shoot, Buffalo Bill dancing in a kimono, or a viral gender-swap challenge on YouTube or TikTok, this song has Shontelle in her bf’s t-shirt and that’s pretty cool. There’s something liberating or taboo about wearing the assigned uniform of the opposite sex for some, and in this song it’s simply a comfort. Is it the smell? Is it the blanket of familiarity? Listen and decide for yourself. I almost forgot about she existed until a friend suggested the song for this mixtape, then in found out in March 2020, Shontelle released the single “Remember Me” and I felt bad so this song got the pity inclusion.

7. SHORTY LONG “DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS” (1964)

This Motown single initially failed to chart until it was reworked and backended with “Good Golly Miss Molly” two years later by Mitch Ryder. Frederick Earl “Shorty” Long had his biggest hit with “Here Comes the Judge” in 1968 which reached number 8 on Billboard pop charts, but it was “Devil…” that was iconic for many reasons, not least of all that it was the first release on Motown’s subsidiary Soul label. It’s a shame that he was ignored by Motown, but hopefully his legacy will live longer than he did: his boat crashed in 1969 drowning he and a friend in the Detroit River. His epitaph states: “So there endeth the career of a man who sang what he wanted to sing – everything from the blues to romantic ballads, from wild and crazy numbers to a utopian vision of Heaven on Earth. Short in stature but big in talent, he entertained and amazed us, and finally he inspired us.”

8. ELVIS COSTELLO “(THE ANGELS WANNA WEAR MY) RED SHOES” (1977)

Written on a train from London to Liverpool in about 10 minutes, this third single from Costello’s debut album is admittedly a staple in live sets, maybe due to its catchiness, maybe its biting lyrics (“Oh, I said, ‘I’m so happy I could die’ / She said, ‘Drop dead’ then left with another guy”), but either way, it remains a classic. It probably didn’t hurt that future Doobie Brother John McFee played Byrd-like jangle pop riffs on this single, as this album was recorded before Elvis recruited The Attractions.

9. THE PSYCHEDELIC FURS “PRETTY IN PINK” (1986)

While Tim Butler’s claim that this song “helped the sale of pink clothes worldwide” may be debatable, it’s not under discussion about how influential the song was for the ‘80s teen film of the same name from famed director John Hughes and iconic actress Molly Ringwold. Interestingly enough, the original single from 1981 made less than a splash on the charts and it wasn’t until the filmmaker asked the band to rerecord the song for the film with a “saxed-up” version and guitars that were actually in tune that the song actually made a splash, even if it has some unintelligible mumblings about Oedipus and Greek mythology. The soundtrack version is included on this mixtape.

10. ZZ TOP “SHARP DRESSED MAN” (1983)

This Texas trio did well following in the southern rock footsteps of Lynyrd Skynyrd and the Allman Brothers, but in 1983, with the rise of MTV, their comically large beards, spinning guitars, and affinity for hot rods became a staple to their look. While it may be true that every girl is crazy for a sharp dressed man, it doesn’t hurt to have killer guitar chops in the traditional blues vein, and guitarist Billy Gibbons has just that and more.

11. RANCID “TIME BOMB” (1995)

The lyrics to the first verse are literally stolen from an earlier Rancid song “Motorcycle Ride” off Let’s Go. A strangely sanitized version of this is covered by Lane’s band on the show Gilmore Girls, in which Sebastian Bach of Skid Row plays bass and doesn’t know the correct words. Also, since there was a meme going around that “ska sounds like what plays in a 13 year old’s head when he gets extra mozzarella sticks” and all of this is true, but ska actually predates reggae by about a decade (a discussion best left to ska subreddits and actual rude boys), but Rancid’s brand of ska-punk, developed mainly by the Clash and perfected by Rancid’s own Matt Freeman and Tim Armstrong in their previous group Operation Ivy, is what makes me personally long for the mid- to late-‘90s the most. Skank it out to the final track in your black coat, white shoes, and black hat and let’s pickituppickituppickitup next week when we talk about “Honoring the Dead” as our theme. 

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CANNIBALISM

You may be thinking, “What a strange theme!” Not necessarily the most popular topic amongst civilized society, but believe it or not, the practice of humans eating the flesh of other humans has been around, at least according to the archeological records, since Homo antecessor, Europe’s first known human species. Why would people do this? It may have developed due to food shortages, or it could have been predator control. In some more modern cultures, human flesh was considered somewhat of a delicacy for special occasions. The Maoris of New Zealand would feast on the flesh of their enemies after a battle. Some tribes in Africa would cook specific organs as rites in magical ceremonies because witch doctors believed certain virtues and strengths could be transferred through the digestion. And in Australia, some Aboriginal groups ate their dead relatives as a sign of respect, also known as endocannibalism. Whatever the reason, possibly due to its taboo nature in today’s world, cannibalism is fascinating. So here is a mixtape for eating a census taker’s liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Listen to the mix in order as you read about all of these hot hot tracks, via Mixcloud embed:

SIDE A

1. RAYMOND SCOTT “DINNER MUSIC FOR A PACK OF HUNGRY CANNIBALS” (1937)

While you may not know who Raymond Scott is, you’re more than likely familiar with his compositions, which have been adapted and used in cartoons such as Looney Tunes, Ren & Stimpy, The Simpsons, & Animaniacs. His descriptive jazz style yielded such titles as “New Year’s Eve in a Haunted House,” “Bumpy Weather Over Newark,” and, of course, this song that opens our cannibalism playlist. Despite the tribal nature of this composition, Scott was actually a revolutionary in electronic music and was, much like Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys, often found in the control room innovating recording technologies. 

2. THE CADETS “STRANDED IN THE JUNGLE” (1956)

Alternately known as The Jacks for a different label, The Cadets may have been the second group to record this novelty hit (the first being the Jay Hawks), but they were the first to climb up the chart with it. They broke up later that year when bass singer William “Dub” Jones joined the Coasters and lead singer Aaron Collins formed the Flairs. Great googa-mooga!

3. AEROSMITH “EAT THE RICH” (1991)

A gem from this Boston group’s late-‘80s-‘90s resurgence period, “Eat the Rich” seems like a silly and hypocritical statement opening their best selling album worldwide, “Get a Grip” which has sold upward of 20 million copies. The sentiment makes sense in a world of growing economic divide, even if the ‘take your Grey Poupon, my friend, and shove it up your ass!” line doesn’t really hold up into the 2020s, as maybe rich people’s defining trait may no longer be their choice in condiment.

4. IGGY POP “EAT OR BE EATEN” (1982)

This man rarely wears a shirt and used to smear peanut butter all over himself. Would that make for a more delicious dining experience once his remains are digested? We’ll have to wait and find out. From what is widely considered a failure album of the godfather of punk, “Zombie Birdhouse,” this track has a B-52’s vibe with some interesting free association. Nowhere near the level of “I Wanna Be Your Dog” or “The Passenger,” but still an interesting and fun track. 

5. THE MISFITS “BLOODFEAST” (1983)

A string of sold out reunion shows in 2016-2019 featuring original members Glenn Danzig, Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein, and Jerry Only (joined by Slayer drummer Dave Lombardo), showed that people have been influenced and affected by the horror-punk style and iconic logo of this Lodi, New Jersey group. This song, like most of their compositions, was inspired by a horror film of the same name from 1963 where a psychopathic food caterer kills women to include their body parts in his recipes and is largely considered the first splatter film. 

6. MOTÖRHEAD “EAT THE RICH” (1987)

Another song inspired by a film, but this time written for the British black comedy of the same name, “Eat the Rich” is a pretty straight-forward idea. The film features Motörhead bassist/singer Ian “Lemmy” Kilmister and has a plot that makes about as much sense as you’d expect. 

7. MUDHONEY “WHERE THE FLAVOR IS” (2002)

Recorded after bassist Matt Lukin left, “Since We’ve Become Translucent” may not be the most memorable Mudhoney record, but it holds its own. A mix of muddy distortion and horns makes one feel upbeat about getting put into a vat and eaten.

8. SCRATCH ACID “CANNIBAL” (1984)

Pioneers of Texas noise-rock, this Austin group’s debut EP was consistently mentioned by Kurt Cobain as one of his favorites. Dubbed “the American equivalent of The Birthday Party” by journalist Will Lerner, this group holds their own against fellow groups Big Black, Sonic Youth and Butthole Surfers.

9. AT THE DRIVE-IN “ARCARSENAL” (2000)

The opening track from their third album, “Relationship of Command,” this post-hardcore group from El Paso, Texas, was recorded after their stint opening for Rage Against the Machine. The album (and subsequent singles) artwork focused mainly on the Trojan War, so it’s only fitting that the members of the band split to form groups The Mars Volta and Sparta.

10. RADIOHEAD “KNIVES OUT” (2001)

With Smiths-inspired guitars, this track from Radiohead’s fifth album “Amnesiac” took 373 days to complete recording, according to Ed O’Brien. Tom Yorke has claimed the lyrics are about cannibalism. The video was directed by Michel Gondry, best known for the film “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” and a slew of other music videos, not least of all Björk’s “Human Behaviour.”

11. SILVERSUN PICKUPS “CANNIBAL” (2014)

The only new track on a singles collection released as a celebration of their 10-year relationship with Dangerbird Records, “Cannibal” is a driving track from this group of alt-rock vets. Frontman Brian Aubert told Rolling Stone that “we have a band amnesia that keeps us from looking at the past.” This philosophy can be a motivating factor in always building on where you’ve been and constantly moving forward, which is a necessity for any artist looking to create authentic and original pieces versus stagnation and predictable repetition. Silversun has yet to repeat themselves.

12. THE ROLLING STONES “TOO MUCH BLOOD” (1983)

Not the most memorable Stones release, but anytime you can get a recording of Mick Jagger rambling about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and commenting on violence in the media, you’ve just got to dance. Wait… really? Yes. There’s even a dance remix of this funky tune. Maybe it’s the tribal connection to cannibalism that really makes so many of these songs make you wanna move, or maybe it’s just the fire under the cauldron in which you’re being cooked.

SIDE B

1. SLEEPER AGENT “EAT YOU UP” (2014)

The band went from being a Rolling Stone band to watch, opening for Cage the Elephant, and playing a cruise ship with Weezer, to breaking up and their singer Alex auditioning for The Voice and being a part of Team Gwen. Quite the ride. But the music made still remains, and this track, which I kept thinking was a Grouplove song when it was released, is a great opener for Side B.

2. ALKALINE TRIO “EATING ME ALIVE” (2010)

Off the first release on their Heart & Skull label, this entire album has a theme of love, often described through metaphor. The use of synthesizer on this track throws a little glam on the gothic rock vibe, which can be refreshing, unless you’re Alternative Press critic Scott Heisel, who called the use of the instrument “awful.” Personally, I’d rather be eaten alive to synthesizers than, say, bagpipes or a banjo, but that’s me. 

3. REEL BIG FISH “CANNIBAL” (2007)

A lot of band’s deep cuts here on this week’s mix, proving that cannibalism isn’t necessarily a relatable theme. But this six-minute plus Layla-esque opus from Reel Big Fish’s “Monkeys for Nothin’ and the Chimps for Free” proves that you don’t need to sell out or be trendy to make great music. This song also has a dance remix available, but I felt the drawn-out ending of this original really made the track.

4. TOTO COELO “I EAT CANNIBALS” (1982)

A new wave band called “Total Coelo” in the U.S. to avoid confusion with “Africa” singers Toto, these one-hit wonders (surprisingly the follow-up single “Dracula’s Tango (Sucker for Your Love)” was not a commercial success) named their group after the Latin phrase which means “by the whole extent of the heavens.” Their whole extent was basically this song, but the video makes it all worth while, like a cross between Zoobilee Zoo and G.L.O.W.

5. NOFX “EAT THE MEEK (DUB MIX)” (2002)

Another cannibal song that got a remix, this one being originally from the “Wankin’ In The Pit” compilation album, this mix later appeared on the “45 or 46 Songs That Weren’t Good Enough to Go on Our Other Records record.” Possibly a later career exploration of the “Kill All The White Man” esthetic, “Eat the Meek” was played in concert by NOFX many times in their late career as a bit of a break so the crowd and band could catch their breath. Featuring Swiftian lyrics (Jonathan, not Taylor) that explore eating the meek as a way to solve the problem of overpopulation and lead vocals/trumpet work from guitarist El Hefe, 

6. HALL & OATES “MANEATER” (1982)

Purveyors of blue-eyed soul, this duo of Daryl Hall and John Oates both were raised in the Philadelphia suburbs and spent the late-‘60s joining doo-wop groups in the Philadelphia ghettos. They met when their groups performed in a battle of the bands at Adelphi Ballroom and both were students at Temple University. This number one hit was originally a written as reggae tune, but turned into a Motown vibe with the bassline. The lyrics initially were supposed to touch on the themes of greed, avarice and spoiled riches that were prevalent in 1980s New York City, but were changed to be about a girl, since that’s more relatable. Would love to get Patrick Bateman’s take on this one.

7. BILLY IDOL “FLESH FOR FANTASY” (1983)

Guitarist Steve Stevens has this hypnotic palm-muted riff that just takes you to another planet while Billy curls his lip, tightens his fist and demands “FLESH!” This song was featured in episodes of Miami Vice and American Horror Story and was apparently inspired by the episodic anthology film “Flesh and Fantasy” from 1943 starring Edward G. Robinson and Barbara Stanwyck. While this song isn’t necessarily about cannibalism (*cue nerd voice* I think it’s actually about sex, you guys!), it fit perfectly on this mix and if Billy Idol ever becomes a zombie, he’ll compel millions of women to give up their mortal coil with one Elvis-inspired lip twinge and sweaty leather vest (or, hell, even a leather sweater-vest. Dude can make a fashion statement).

8. THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION “MR. GREEN GENES” (1969)

While Mr. Green Genes is also the name of a character on Captain Kangaroo (spelled Greenjeans), a kale and spinach smoothie and the world’s first glow-in-the-dark cat, here it is referring to a song by Frank Zappa & The Mothers from the album “Uncle Meat.” The more famous variation was “Son of Mr. Green Genes” off Zappa’s album “Hot Rats.” It only mentions on instance of cannibalism, eating a garbage truck driver (with his gloves), which seems less than nutritious, despite Zappa’s claims to the contrary.

9. GENESIS “THE LAMIA” (1974)

Conceived by original lead singer Peter Gabriel, “The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway” was his final stint with the group before leaving in 1975. Later, other band members admitting to being unsupportive of Gabriel at this time, possibly because they wanted to do a concept album based on “The Little Prince,” rather than what Peter was proposing. This track buried on Side Three of their double album proved only fitting as a penultimate track here.

10. SWEENEY TODD “A LITTLE PRIEST” (1979)

From an artist of big risks, someone who redefined the Broadway musical, Stephen Sondheim adapted “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street,” the children’s boogeyman who slit throats and made meat pies. Nellie Lovett and Sweeney Todd sing this (also known as “The Pie Song”) talking about what they’re going to do with the bodies of the barber’s customers. The character originated in Victorian “penny dreadfuls,” which were the equivalent of cheap paperbacks or, dare I say, TikTok, today. The songs ends our flirtation with cannibalism this week. 

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Fire

The idea of fire in regards to human civilization is as ubiquitous and important as life itself. The ability to use, control, and create fire back in the days of homo erectus became so imperative that human beings evolved into the only species that could nutritionally thrive on cooked meat. While it took some time for humans to be able to harness the power of fire for themselves, most likely obtaining it at first from forest fires and wildfires begun by struck lightning, mythology is rife with stories of gods that either controlled, blessed, provided, or used fire as part of their power and allure. The most well-known, at least in the Western World, is that of Greek titan Prometheus, who famously gave the human race the gift of fire, and was rewarded by an angry Zeus for eternity as an eagle ate his liver while he was helplessly chained to a rock. 

But the symbolism of fire is rampant in storytelling and songwriting, as shown by this week’s mixtape. Fire has come to represent many things: the Christians, the Chinese and Hebrews viewed fire as a symbol of divinity; it can represent creation, destruction, and transformation interchangeably; it can stand in for passion, for danger, for unchecked power; it is the destruction of cities and civilizations, yet is the rebirth of mythical birds in both ancient times and the J.K. Rowling Wizarding World. 

The use of fire in song is by no means completely documented in this mix, as, without much effort, I was able to select over twice as many as necessary tracks, which, truth be told, may have even been more representative of the theme than some which ended up making the final cut. Part of the allure of any art project is what is left out as much as what is used, leading to a discussion among scholars and fans that is as if not more important than the art itself. I initially began with The Jimi Hendrix Experience’s “Fire,” The Doors’ “Light My Fire,” Deep Purple’s “Smoke on the Water,” and The Trammps’ “Disco Inferno,” only one of which, as you will see, actually made the final cut. Reasons for this may be interesting, or may just be the result of a caffeine-addled brain at some ungodly hour. Discussion, gratitude, or condemnation of such choices is always encouraged in the comment section. Because criticism and appreciation isn’t just the participatory act of listening, it’s also the relaying of thought and feeling, the two-way street known as communication. So pass the fire back to me and complete the ritual.

Ladies and gentleman, geeks and nerds, audiophiles and music aficionados, allow me to present the first in what I hope is many Surviving Life mixtapes for Geekscape. (Technically, this isn’t the first, but it’s the first since 2013, so let’s set that last attempt on fire and start fresh, like a forest floor that has been singed only to allow new seeds to flourish.) This mixtape is literally fire.

Listen to the mix in order as you read about all of these hot hot tracks, via Mixcloud embed:

SIDE A

1. OHIO PLAYERS “FIRE” (1974)

We open with a universal alarm, a siren, calling attention that what’s about to happen is hot. The simple monosyllabic title conjures mental images of heat and flame, as well as the firefighter hat-wearing model from the album cover. The song itself was the first number one single for this group from Dayton, Ohio. If it also alludes to the vibes of Wild Cherry’s “Play That Funky Music,” it is because this track was the catalyst for that funk tune. The Ohio Players mostly had funky nicknames like “Rock,” “Diamond,” “Sugarfoot,” “Pee Wee,” “Satch,” and then there’s piano and keyboard specialist “Billy,” The song has been used by Toyota in commercials and also by DJs every time a fire breaks out at a wedding or prom. This felt like the right place to start as the groove is as funky as the song’s subject is hot: this track is a four-alarm, child.

2. EARTH, WIND & FIRE “SERPENTINE FIRE” (1977)

While both the band and this track mention fire, the song itself is a great second entry and, as was pointed out by The Guardian, “runs on pure adrenaline.” This song was noted as the 307th best single of all-time back in 1989, and is somewhat buried by the success of “Shining Star,” “Let’s Groove,” and “September,” but I’m kinda hoping it makes it’s way back into public consciousness. Your neck will inadvertently let you know, this song is a bop.

3. THE POINTER SISTERS “FIRE” (1978)

Again, fire. Simple. This time it is about kisses which seem to ignite sparks. Growing up in a very religious household where the sisters would listen to and sing gospel music, it is a jump into the secular that brought success to these West Oakland siblings. This song even has the biblical allusion to Samson & Delilah. There is no urgency to put this fire out. It seems controlled and welcomed like heat in the dead of winter. 

4. ALICIA KEYS “GIRL ON FIRE” (2012)

“This girl is on fii-yahh” Is she a witch? Is she a phoenix? Is she completing a shooting streak on NBA Jam? Whatever she’s doing, the world is taking notice. This girl is simultaneously on and walking on fire. She is encapsulating all the positives of fire that could be used as metaphor in song. This is just unbridled positivity. Motivation music. (And those drums, which are a big part of the allure, are an interpolation of “The Big Beat” by Billy Squier, so check that out as well.)

5. BLOODHOUND GANG “FIRE WATER BURN” (1996)

Yes, the chorus is lyrically taken from a song which will be discussed later, but the verses are parody and satire the likes of which have never been equalled in song since the release of this album “One Fierce Beer Coaster” (a joke about the value of physical music that NOFX also used for their album “Coaster”). Jimmy Pop Ali raps with what is perceived as little-to-no enthusiasm using stereotypical hip-hop hype phrases like “c’mon party people throw your hands in the air” that sound almost Ben Stein-esque in nature. Whether this is a commentary on the white-washing of hip-hop, the commercial watering-down of lyricism in early nineties rap, or simply just a trope this Trappe, Pennsylvania native found chuckle-worthy, it is a timeless piece of alternative music history and therefore, found its home on this week’s mix.

6. THIRD EYE BLIND “BURNING MAN” (1997)

“’Burning Man’ is the single best sounding recording I’ve ever made. We did it on old broadcast Neve consoles and basically tracked and mixed it in one session. It’s still the loudest, most present, freshest damn thing. That’s what it sounds like being in the room.” – Stephan Jenkins

What else can I say about this song that isn’t said by the man himself? This is fire as rebirth. Let this one open you up like a burning pinecone and cleanse you of imperfection. “First we caffeinate, then incinerate.” If you weren’t awake before, you are now. 

7. TALKING HEADS “BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE” (1983)

Credit for this song partially goes to Parliament Funkadelic, who, during live jams, would often yell, “Burn down the house!” Chris Frantz, drummer, liked the audience chant so much that they used it on a song Talking Heads built out of their own jam. Again, they seem to not want water, or any stopping agent. The fire here is engulfing, but welcomed. 

8. FRANZ FERDINAND “THIS FIRE” (2004)

Glasgow-based band Franz Ferdinand, not to be confused with assassinated Austria-Hungary heir Archduke Franz Ferdinand (not that you fucking would confuse them, but I spent thousands on a political science degree I’m not using so let me name-drop World War I catalytic figures when I get the chance), started in art school and took over the world for a brief period in the early aughts. With influences as diverse as The Fall, David Bowie, and Talking Heads, the band could have been an elitist group for music snobs, but instead sold millions of albums in the dawn of the Napster-era, the decline of music civilization. This fire was out of control and makes you want to dance like the floor is lava and you’re wearing booties your grandma knit for you.

9. MIDNIGHT OIL “ BEDS ARE BURNING” (1988)

One of the biggest hits to come out of Australia, this track about Aboriginal land rights became an international hit somewhat due to the fact that the band almost refused to be in their own country during their 1988 Bicentennial celebration as somewhat of a protest against how their government was treating the indigenous people who had been present on the lands since before time began. The song itself infectious in groove and as expansive as the landscape it describes, but also poignant and empathetic lyrically as a life spent in activism. Don’t just listen to this one, be affected.

10. BILLY JOEL “WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE” (1989)

Joel himself has claimed the melody for this one is like “a dentist drill.” You either love of loathe this one. Personally, I made it a point to memorize this list of headline events turned into song, but that’s because I was an only child with very few friends and thought I would somehow impress people by accomplishing this. (I also memorized “B.O.B.” by Outkast and R.E.M.’s “It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)”  so if you ever want a memorable karaoke night, I’m accepting invites.) The song itself was born of a conversation Joel had just after turning 40. Someone claimed it was a “terrible time to be a 21-year-old,” and Joel thought back to the problems that were happening when he was that age, then just started listing things from the time of his birth until present. Many parodies have been written trying to update the song, but the coke-fueled speed, synthetic keyboard percussiveness, pretentious eighties “woke” culture, and list of societal Boomer events make this song an island entity in the tiny sub-genre of list songs.

11. THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE “FIRE” (1967)

At the height of the psychedelic sixties, there was a shooting star whose flame burned brighter than the midnight lamp and exploded by the dawn of the seventies. James Marshall Hendrix, a left-handed enigma who often would set his instrument ablaze (see: “Jimi Plays Monterey” by D.A. Pennebaker), left no stone unturned, not even the third one from the sun. This song includes the line “Move over Rover, and let Jimi take over,” which sounds like the walking-embodiment of a cheese log, but that afro-clad genius makes it feel like silk. That’s the thing about talent and confidence, they give you the freedom and the power to make even the most pungent stank desirable. I wanted to include the Crucial Taunt version from “Wayne’s World” just because this is Geekscape, and who wouldn’t get a kick out of that, but it was their only song from the movie not included on the soundtrack, so… we’re stuck with Jimi Fucking Hendrix. At least it isn’t the Chili Peppers.

12. ROCK MASTER SCOTT & THE DYNAMIC THREE “THE ROOF IS ON FIRE” (1984)

What else do you need? This is the chant used by Bloodhound Gang, Rancid, and Quad City DJs alike. I played this song on a rooftop on New Year’s Eve 2019 just before the ball dropped and it was cold, but no one felt it for the few minutes this track played. That could have been the copious amounts of alcohol imbibed by the patrons, but I like to think it was my perfect song selection which led into “Dance Monkey” as the first song of 2020. But I digress. You’ve said this chorus a million times, but this was the spark. The legacy speaks for itself.

SIDE B

1. JOHNNY CASH “RING OF FIRE” (1963)

Love as eternal damnation. Sometimes the taste of love is sweet, but other times it’s smoke and whiskey and burning. This classic from the man in black (originally written by future wife June Carter) takes heartache, adds some mariachi horns and biblical hellfire, and likens romantic loss to Dante Alighieri’s vision of the bad place. It itself is transformative and has been covered by many, not least of whom, Madonna, who should probably leave well enough alone at this point (see: bathtub diary quarantine video and elective plastic surgery on her face). 

2. KINGS OF LEON “SEX ON FIRE” (2008)

Yes, this was the turning point in these three brothers and one cousin from Tennessee’s career. They went from disheveled, indie-darling garage rockers, to disheveled mainstream arena-filing rockers in one “yooooooouuuuuu,” but the universal metaphor of love (here disguised as sex) as fire, resonated with late-2000s audiences much like it did for Johnny Cash decades earlier, ushering, probably not directly or possibly related at all, an era of fire emojis which filled text messages and Snapchat filters. The lyrics, interestingly enough, were originally supposed to be “set us on fire,” but a sound engineer misheard the chorus and commented, and so the band tried it out, also trying the variations socks on fire, snatch on fire, and cocks on fire, but ultimately settled for the misheard “Sex on Fire.” We’re still burning, there’s plenty of wood, and we’re gonna keep this party going.

3. BIFFY CLYRO “WHO’S GOT A MATCH?” (2007)

More relatives, this time a set of twins (James and Ben Johnston) on the rhythm section, led by songwriter Simon Neil, enter in with their heated track claiming multiple times, “I’m a fire and I’ll burn, burn, burn tonight!” What more do you need? The wordplay (“Which of the witches do you belong?”), the riffage, the way the song sparks like an ember and then quickly engulfs and entire field of audience members… it rages out of control like a panic attack directed through anger at a significant other without warning. Off their 2007 album “Puzzle” (their first in a trilogy of records produced by Garth Richardson), the Biff is huge in Europe and borderline unknown in the United States. They go from headlining the world’s biggest festivals to playing some of the smallest venues this side of the pond. A fucking sin if you ask me, but hopefully now you can answer the question “Who the fuck is Biffy Clyro?” (a question posed on their promotional material for this album) and will take some time to dig a bit deeper into their catalogue if you aren’t already initiated into the cult. ‘Mon the fuckin’ Biff!

4. BIG BLACK “KEROSENE” (1986)

Started in 1980s Chicago, Big Black was fronted by now-legendary producer Steve Albini (responsible for seminal records by Nirvana, Bush, Breeders, Jesus Lizard and more) and had the industrial pulse of a city put to music. The lyrics here about burning down a town that has been the harbinger of boredom and monotony, the guitar harmonics sparking a fire that is cleansing the overgrowth of mediocrity and bringing about the blossoming of the underground, taking root here in the mid-to-late-eighties and finally sprouting in the nineties amongst the ashes of hair metal and over-indulgent pop production.

5. ALKALINE TRIO “MAYBE I’LL CATCH FIRE” (2000)

More Chicagoans here with Matt Skiba’s fronted Alkaline Trio, off their last album on the Asian Man Records label. The intrinsic nature of the lyrics make one long for a warm blanket, like Skiba is using the fire for here in a house that feels cold and empty, and a person who feels like they wear a mask and only pretend to be nice to get what they want. This song really speaks for itself.

6. IRON MAIDEN “QUEST FOR FIRE” (1983)

Based on the 1981 animated French film of the same name featuring Ron Perlman, this is sometimes considered Maiden’s worst song based on the cheesiness of the lyrics (rumor has it Bruce Dickinson found the lyrics so funny, he kept laughing during the recording), but it’s still Maiden, which is still better than most of what is categorized as heavy metal. What isn’t debatable is the genius of iconic mascot Eddie, the rotting corpse who joins Maiden on stage and album covers. For a more succinct look at Maiden’s history, check out NOFX’s song “Eddie, Bruce & Paul” off their album Coaster. (Clearly, I like NOFX’s album Coaster…)

7. RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE “SLEEP NOW IN THE FIRE” (1999)

The fact that this was featured in the film Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle is not even enough to blemish this fiery masterpiece of anger. The lyrics come across like an understandably angered Cliff’s Notes reading of Howard Zinn’s “The People’s History of the United States” (which makes sense considering Tom Morello is a Harvard grad with a political science degree). Rage’s absence a few years after this album’s release was a true loss for conscious debate against blind nationalism in an America that fell hard for red, white, and blue fear-based patriotism following September 11th. But the fire is more about Wall Street greed and political gains through slavery in this song, a fire of a thousand suns engulfing encapsulated in a piercing guitar solo made through feedback, a whammy bar, and a toggle switch. 

8. THE PRODIGY “FIRESTARTER” (1996)

Less a song and, as Liam Howlett claimed, “It’s more like… an energy!” “Firestarter” was the crossover success Prodigy had been clamoring for. A brutal, color-drained music video featuring a manically energized vocalist Keith Flint shaking his head amongst the sewers sporting a generously-applied smokey eye, double-finned mohawk and an American flag sweater, one could not be but blown over by a shouting accent and blistering Breeders sample (“S.O.S.” from the album Last Splash). This was not a spark to ignite, but a dragon’s roar accompanied by the squeal of a village lain to waste. 

9. INCUBUS “PARDON ME” (2000)

After finding out his long-term girlfriend had been unfaithful and a few close friends had died, Brandon Boyd connected his feelings with the idea of spontaneous combustion, something he’d recently seen on a documentary. The lyrics “Pardon me while I burst into flames” was immediately written on his hands when he made the connection. The guitar solo is replaced by DJ Kilmore’s scratching and adds fury to an already fast-paced and manically-confused aura. These flames had no spark, no cause… possibly the most dangerous fire of all, although many Victorian writers linked spontaneous human combustion with alcoholism.

10. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN “I’M ON FIRE” (1984)

If any song were to sum up the pause in Dr. Frank-N-Furter’s “antici-pation,” it would be this classic off “Born in the U.S.A.” Featuring an iconic cover shot by famed-photog Annie Leibovitz and a track-listing that runs down like a greatest hits collection, this song is oft-overlooked, but should never be skipped. A pure two minutes and forty-two seconds of genuine lovesickness, this track ends too quickly, but at least we get through it alive, before the fire goes out.

11. THE ROLLING STONES “PLAY WITH FIRE” (1965)

Admittedly, I’m not the world’s biggest Stones fan, not because I dislike the music, I just always pick the Beatles over the Stones, even though there isn’t necessarily a reason to choose one over the other other than media hype and my own made-up rivalry, especially in this day and age. Therefore, I’d not heard this song until Wes Anderson shoved it down my throat in “The Darjeeling Limited”, and even then, I wasn’t sure of its origins. When I came to do this mix, it seemed more important to include this track than “Smoke on the Water” or “Light My Fire” and so here it is. For no other reason than it felt right. Something hypnotic about the melody feels like being charmed back into a recoiled version of myself in a wicker basket and for some reason that’s calming. Let’s poke the embers and slowly burn out as the fire mix dies down.

https://youtu.be/y3iGZcQBkYs

12. THE DIRTY HEADS “BURN BY MYSELF” (2012)

A song about smoking the devil’s lettuce by oneself and wanting someone to join in. Nothing cerebral or high brow, just chilling. The desire for friends with similar interests and a shared state of mind is one that can be relatable to any and all, regardless of interests, substance use preference, location, or age. We just want to be understood and what better way to do that than to gather and share an experience? There may not be one.

13. BEN HARPER “BURN ONE DOWN” (1995)

Basically James Taylor-meets-Bob Marley, this is simply Ben vocalizing his pro-marijuana stance and claiming, “If you don’t like my fire, don’t come around,” which is basically how most smokers feel. “I’m gonna smoke, either join me, or just go somewhere else, because I’m not hurting anyone.” Hard logic to argue with, even if you’re an over-caffeinated advocate of sobriety. I realize I just back-to-backed the weed songs, and being so close to April 20, 2020, a date (okay, entire month) most smokers have been waiting for since the invention of the meme, I figured what better way to wind down an intense fiery mix of tunes than these last two? 

Thanks for checking out this week’s mixtape! Be sure to let me know what songs you did and didn’t like, and which we may have missed in the comments section. See you next week when the theme is cannablism: the eating of human flesh.

There is a huge bump on the back of my neck. I’m not sure if it’s a pimple, or a cyst, or maybe a spider bite… I keep squeezing it and an opaque, semi-tan liquid is coming out, along with some blood, and it doesn’t seem to be getting smaller. Actually, when I was applying what felt like super-human pressure to it last night, it divided itself into three smaller bumps. The same happened tonight, and so I dunked a cotton swab in rubbing alcohol in hopes it would dry up, but I think it’s just going to come back and annoy me again tomorrow, possibly shinier, with more prominence, and I’ll just walk around looking like the beginning of a YouTube video your unemployed friend shares on social media where they assume you can’t make it through the viewing of various dermatology procedures where membranous sacs are drained. Maybe I should have worn latex gloves…

Anyway, this is what I think about when I think about explaining the music of ABBA.

While no inflamed spots of skin on my epidermis have ever won the Eurovision song contest, or been requested to play at a wedding, the analogy seems fitting.

I just spent an hour and forty minutes in my car listening to various ABBA songs, and while that might not seem extravagant, you should know that I had nowhere specific to be. As of this writing, it is 2 AM on a Thursday morning and there was literally no reason for me to be galavanting around, crossing state lines, except for the fact that in my twisted logic, it makes sense to drive forty minutes one way, cross a cantilever bridge, and pay a five dollar port authority toll, all to save about twenty cents per gallon on gasoline.

It makes about as much sense as a thirty-four year old male spending an entire week listening to ABBA to write this piece.

ABBA broke up after abandoning a half-finished album the year I was born (1982), so I can’t say listening to them makes me feel nostalgic. I also do not listen to ABBA ironically. In fact, nothing I do is, in the hipster/millennial vein of being “ironic” (and those are quotations for emphasis, not irony, both usages I despise, but ironically, I used simply to include this scathing parenthetical on misuse of quotation marks).

I find appreciation of popular culture for ironic purposes quite a bore, in all honesty. To shit all over something a vast majority of people enjoy simply to point and giggle with your closest companions to achieve an acute, holier-than-thou self-value boost is sadder than the mainstream mediocrity you claim to be better than. So hopefully you will find anything I write about or amateurishly appreciate or scathingly criticize void of those comparisons.

Speaking of comparisons, a number of which come to mind when I reminisce on my almost two hour experience with the Swedish stock exchange’s former hot commodity, ABBA. Almost every song reminded me of something else, be it another song or an entire genre, but the vast majority of those similarities were post-dated from the ABBA release, which leads me to believe (and, again, I am not being nostalgic), that ABBA was, and still is, one of the most influential pop groups of the twentieth century.

There were songs that sounded like the precursor to the ‘80s power ballad. There were synths that could have easily fit on an industrial Nine Inch Nails EP. Some songs were so theatrical, I could envision a story playing out just beyond the darkened trees that lined the road my car’s tires were hugging. There were even songs to which I found myself head-banging (“Mamma Mia” if you must know… “Just (bang) one (bang) look (bang) and I can hear a bell ring…”). The point I’m trying to make is that through the darkness of the night, there was something borderline creepy at times (the final song on my aimless journey that rattled my ossicles being “The Day Before You Came,” where I found myself generally concerned that the singer, Agnetha Fältskog had suffered some sort of brain injury since she could not iterate definitively whether or not she had participated in seemingly mundane tasks, and then I began spiraling into thoughts of whether that concern was genuine, since I had just spent an hour and thirty five minutes with this quartet of Swedes, or if my own paranoia had captured my thought patterns as I had now been awake almost twenty hours and was about seven large coffees and a Rockstar Fruit Punch into caffeinated delirium.)

I think a deer ran into the back of my car during “Super Trouper.” I didn’t stop to check on my vehicle or the possibly made up hoofed beast which either misjudged its road-crossing timing or simply did not like me for personal reasons it failed to properly relay. So I continued on, just as ABBA had done after band members Agnetha and Björn Ulvaeus divorced in 1979 and other members Benny Andersson and Anni-Frid Lyngstad also split later in 1981 after a nine year engagement and two year marriage. I knew I had a good thing going with this trip and the pop-power of the tunes kept me rolling on. (“‘Does Your Mother Know’ would not be out of place on a Cheap Trick album”, I thought to myself, apropos of a dyslexic reading of the words power pop.)

That’s what’s so striking about ABBA.

Most of my life, I wrote off this group as “those girls that sing ‘Dancing Queen,’” which, if that is what you’ve done, I hope I am encouraging you to not, but it wasn’t until I read Chuck Klosterman’s essay ABBA 1, World 0 in his collection “Eating the Dinosaur” in which he compared ABBA to AC/DC, that it clicked. I loved AC/DC for the exact reason he compares them to ABBA (and I apologize for summarizing or stealing any of his material subconsciously). AC/DC is not just a band, they are a brand and a genre in-and-of themselves. The case is made, in said essay, that ABBA are of the same ilk, albeit in a more pop-sensible fashion. Although, upon further listening, I would be confidant in both agreeing whole-heartedly with that sentiment, and also completely refuting it simultaneously.

ABBA not only has more range than AC/DC, but was also more influential on popular music, as a whole. There were songs I heard which completely borrowed from the past (i.e. mimic of genres from before the song’s release, such as “I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do,” which it seems completely ludicrous that this song has not beed used in a film’s pre-credit sequence which freeze-frames on all the main characters and describes what they went on to accomplish in life post-narrative, a-la-“American Graffiti” or the “Hot for Teacher” video), but there were songs which also seemed like pre-cursors to so many styles and songs that would come after (in fact, there was one song that I swore was the spirit animal parent of Pat Benatar’s “We Belong” and cannot now, for the life of me, remember which one).

This was just day one of my weeklong relationship with ABBA, and what’s promising to me about this self-assigned journey, is that even after digesting those 25 songs, I still want to watch the Community episode “Epidemiology,” in which, along with being a brilliant George Takei-narrated zombie-spoof, is also driven by various selections from the discography of this award-winning four-piece of Scandinavians about which you are reading.

Which reminds me, I should probably clarify my opening analogy.

The reason ABBA is like a skin lesion, or at least the reason that makes sense to me, is that, personally, I enjoy popping pimples. It’s not for everyone. But even when people were burning disco records and shitting all over ABBA in their heyday, they came back with better music, much of which was ahead of its time, they made music videos before many other acts, and they knew how to write a perfect goddamn pop song. They made perfect sense in their time. But, at least in today’s society, ABBA doesn’t make sense anymore. Some people, no matter how much you poke and prod and push, just will not get into pop music. They feel it’s beneath them. Had you told me, a decade or more ago, that I would purposely put myself in a car and drive around listening to ABBA for a week (let alone even the length of the ‘90s revival collection ABBA Gold, I would have thought you an idiot. But here we are…)

Here is the playlist from my first day. It was more than enjoyable, and quite frankly, I look forward to seeing what tomorrow will bring.

Thank you for the music, Agnetha, Björn, Benny, and Anni-Frid

(A.B.B.A… get it?)

Preamble: The obligatory year end list. Personally, I abhor most music blogs/publications’ picks because either they’re so blatantly obvious, or they lean heavily on the second half of the year and discredit songs played out in the first 6 months of the year, or they completely ignore the majority of the population’s tastes. So, without further ado, you may begin trolling now.

Pop music is eating itself. Are we out of ideas? Everything’s a sample, or a copy, or a rip-off… Just like the movie industry. I think the most original shit out there is EDM, but even that jumped the shark this year. There are only so many guitar chords, so many melody lines, so many words… But that doesn’t forgive the blatant disregard for originality in popular music today. Here’s 10 lawsuits waiting to happen that came out this year, followed by the song you should just listen to instead.

1. Flo Rida “I Cry”

Flo Rida is one of the worst offenders who really doesn’t have to exist. He’s done almost nothing original. He just raps boring, generic vomit over other people’s beats (most of the time) and gets millions of dollars for it. Another one is coming later in the list, but for now…

Listen to this instead:

Bingo Players “Cry (Just a Little)”

2. Ariana Grande “The Way (feat. Mac Miller)”

Granted, mini-Mariah has a good pop song here, but Big Punisher already had a smash with the piano riff. And Mac Miller just using Pun’s lyrics in the intro just comes across as lazy.

Listen to this instead:

Brenda Russell “A Little Bit of Love”

3. Lana Del Rey “Summertime Sadness (Cedric Gervais Mix)”

I’ve been into Lana Del Rey (regardless that everyone keeps shitting on my head for it) for about 2 years. She really got no love on major music outlets like radio, especially after that perceived SNL fiasco, until Cedric Gervais remixed this track. The mood of the remix doesn’t even fit the lyrics…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz5hKW8BFCE

Listen to this instead:

Lana Del Rey “Summertime Sadness”

4. Anna Kendrick “Cups”

I get it. Pitch Perfect was hilarious. And this song is good. Glad it became more than just a YouTube sensation or a bit part in the film, and Anna’s a great singer… but I prefer the original.

Listen to this instead:

The Carter Family “When I’m Gone”

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5. Bruno Mars “Treasure”

I’m glad funk-sounding music is making a comeback. Something with instruments that you can dance to. I think I speak for everyone who doesn’t live by PLUR that EDM is getting out of hand and needs to go back underground and get a hold of itself. I have nothing against Bruno Mars, and I enjoyed playing this song at my DJ gigs this year, but even the video tells you it’s been done before.

Listen to this instead:

The Jacksons “Blame It On The Boogie”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzoElTAYUFY

6. Pitbull “Don’t Stop the Party (feat. TJR)”

Featuring TJR? Or just rapping over his song and making millions for saying the same shit over and over again? Pitbull is the other problem with music today (next to #1 Flo Rida). Someone neuter him. Or call the cops. This party’s been over for a while…

Listen to this instead:

Toots & The Maytals “Funky Kingston”

7. Pitbull “Feel This Moment (feat. Christina Aguilera)”

Obvious.

Listen to this instead:

a-ha “Take On Me”

8. Katy Perry “Roar”

This is anthemic and catchy and enjoyable. And I usually back up Katy on everything since we share a birthday and so I feel she is my brethren. But it’s pretty blatantly ripped off from a song that came out just months earlier that Katy herself tweeted about. Hmm…

Listen to this instead:

Sara Bareilles “Brave”

9. Florida Georgia Line “Cruise Remix (feat. Nelly)”

Seriously? There was NO NEED for Nelly to put his lame ass rhymes on this track. Or mess with the beat. It ruined a perfectly fine pop song. Notice, I didn’t say country song. Every “country” song is just a pop song about trucks and painted on jeans now. And Florida Georgia Line is the Ke$ha of country. But, leave it be. Nelly already tried his hand at country rap, but he did not in fact “turn it up” as he claims he wants to do at the beginning of the video.

Listen to this instead:

Florida Georgia Line “Cruise”

10. Robin Thicke “Blurred Lines (feat. T.I. and Pharrell)”

He’s getting sued for what everyone blatantly realized was a stolen bassline. It didn’t stop the song from being the biggest hit of 2013. The video was controversial, an X-rated Robert Palmer clip, made a minor celebrity out of Emily Ratajkowski (rivaling only Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence as hottest female celebrities of the year)… the song brought a much needed genuine sexiness back to pop music that Justin Timberlake failed to do with his two albums this year, regardless of feminists screaming about how it encouraged rape culture (which I can see, but was nowhere near as hideous as Rick Ross’ verse on “UOENO”). I’m torn…

Listen to this instead:

A Very Geekscape Christmas (2013) by A.J. Santini on Mixcloud

The holidays are probably the most hectic time of the year.  Just minutes after you’ve ingested loads of tryptophan-laden turkey, catastrophic amounts of carbohydrate-based side dishes, and had at least one uncomfortable conversation with an intoxicated family member, the stores begin a barrage of bargains and a slew of sales that force other-wise well-meaning human beings to trample one another and forget the entire spirit of the season for seventeen dollars off a gaming console.  With all the cards to send out, presents to buy, holiday parties for work, friends, and with a growing divorce rate requiring more and more stops to make over the course of the month with families, it’s no wonder we find comfort in tradition.  Whether it’s watching a film, decorating a tree, reading a book, visiting a location, buying a new Nutcracker, exchanging gifts, playing with your grandfather’s antique Lionel train set, or just hearing that one song you only get to sing this time of year, there’s some sanity hidden inside the insanity.

Now, as a music lover and part-time critic, I’d simply love to give you two hours of holiday tunes you’ve never heard of and say, “Check this out!”  But the disc jockey and realist in me knows that no one is going to tolerate that much unfamiliar territory this close to Christmas.  I’ve been discussing the idea of a Geekscape Christmas with fellow contributor Saint Mort for the entire month of December, and it’s taken me this long to figure out how to approach it.  (I’m writing this article at 9:35 PM EST on Christmas Eve Eve.)

I saw a meme today that said, “One song can spark a thousand memories.”  I think that perfectly describes the love/hate relationship many people have with holiday-themed tunes.  We only hear them for a month and then we can’t stand them for the other eleven.  That may also be why it’s so hard for newer Christmas songs to catch on and stay in the canon of public acceptance.  Most of the time, bands just remake a classic quickly to fulfill a contractual obligation, and it turns out to be shite.  And many of the newer songs just mention a bunch of phrases we’ve heard ad nauseum since childhood (trim the tree, deck the halls, winter wonderland, stockings, Santa… there’s a definite formula).

Keeping all this in mind, I’ve put together a mixtape of new and old classics which I heard this season that truly made me reminisce or piqued my interest into thinking we may hear them again in the coming years.  I doubt I’ll have included your favorites, but I hope I have at least put together something enjoyable to soundtrack the last moments of your celebration.  Whatever you’re into, I hope you find something here.  Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, May the force be with you… whatever you believe, we wish it be merry.

Check out the mix:

A Very Geekscape Christmas (2013) by A.J. Santini on Mixcloud

 

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Tracklisting:

Straight No Chaser – The Christmas Can-Can
The Beach Boys – Little Saint Nick
Elvis Presley –  Santa Claus Is Back In Town
Vince Guaraldi Trio   –  Linus And Lucy
Zooey Deschanel & Leon Redbone  –   Baby, It’s Cold Outside
Thurl Ravenscroft     –  You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
Donny Hathaway    –  This Christmas
Darlene Love    –   Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
Brenda Lee    – Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree
Roy Wood & Wizzard – I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday
Charles Bradley – Every Day Is Christmas (When I’m Lovin’ You)
Charles Brown – Please Come Home for Christmas
Ferrante & Teicher   – Sleigh Ride
Doris Day –   Here Comes Santa Claus
Ludacris  – Ludacrismas
Run-DMC  – Christmas In Hollis
Clarence Carter  – Back Door Santa
Stevie Wonder  –  What Christmas Means to Me
Chuck Berry  –   Run Rudolph Run
Bobby Helms  –  Jingle Bell Rock
Oscar    –  I Hate Christmas
Danny Elfman – What’s This?
Bugs Bunny & Friends  – The Halle-Looney Chorus (Medley)
Jackson 5 – Up On the Housetop
Louis Armstrong & The Commanders – Cool Yule
Fiona Apple  – Frosty the Snowman
Otis Redding –  White Christmas
Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings                Ain’t No Chimneys In the Projects
James Brown – Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto
Dr. Dog  –  Christmas Party
Atomic Tom  – Last Christmas
The Ramones  –  Merry Christmas (I Don’t Wanna Fight Tonight)
Bad Religion  –  O Come All Ye Faithful
NOFX  –  Xmas Has Been X’ed
The Vandals  – Oi To The World!
Weezer – We Wish You A Merry Christmas
blink-182  – I Won’t Be Home for Christmas
The Kinks  – Father Christmas
The Waitresses    –   Christmas Wrapping
The Format – Holly Jolly Christmas
Fall Out Boy  – Yule Shoot Your Eye Out
The Chipmunks –   The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)
Lou Monte – Dominic, The Christmas Donkey
Gayla Peevey – I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
The Drifters   –  White Christmas
The Pogues – Fairytale Of New York (feat. Kirsty MacColl)
The Pretenders   – 2000 Miles
honeyhoney – The Naughtiness of Me
The Lonely Island –  Dick in a Box (feat. Justin Timberlake)
South Park   –   Merry Fucking Christmas

“Good evening.  This is off our first record.  Most people don’t own it.”

This is how Kurt Cobain introduced “About a Girl,” the perfect opening song on a night when Nirvana’s music was actually going to be taken seriously.

MTV Unplugged was realized years earlier when Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora performed “Wanted Dead or Alive” on the MTV Video Music Awards acoustically.  The first ever episode featured Squeeze, Syd Straw and Elliot Easton.  Before Nirvana, some acts like Mariah Carey (memorable for her cover of The Jackson 5’s “I’ll Be There), Paul McCartney, Eric Clapton (the debut of “Tears In Heaven”) and Pearl Jam (Eddie Vedder writing Pro-Choice on his arm during the acoustic rendition of “Porch”) all had notable appearances.

Nirvana was a different monster.  This was a band that was known for being loud.  After all, they had just released their third studio album, “In Utero,” with hardcore producer Steve Albini; a man known for his blatant dislike of mainstream music and a musician in his own right with Chicago noise-makers Big Black.  Even Krist Novocelic, bassist, was concerned that it wasn’t truly “unplugged” since the acoustic instruments were plugged in.

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But Kurt had a sound in mind that was far different from what people were used to.  He even spent much of rehearsals yelling at drummer Dave Grohl (known as one of the heaviest hitters behind a kit) to play quieter.  Dave almost gave up until a producer gave him a pair of Pro-Mark Hot Rod drum sticks, which are made from bundles of wood.  “We ran through a song and Kurt’s face lit up.  Those sticks saved the entire show,” he recalled.

This show also introduced many people to the final piece of Nirvana’s line-up: guitarist Pat Smear.  Pat was previously in the L.A. punk outfit Germs (whose singer, Darby Crash, was also a heroin addict who committed suicide from an intentional overdose – for more on them, see the film “What We Do Is Secret”).  Kurt had said he always pictured Nirvana as a four-piece and on this night it was serenely obvious why.

Other musicians also joined in on the iconic set, such as cellist Lori Goldston and the “Brothers Meat” as they were called, Thing 1 and Thing 2, Cris and Curt Kirkwood of the Meat Puppets.  This brings up a great point that I always point out about punk, especially Nirvana, when people don’t understand why it matters.  In the world of music, anyone can become famous at any time.  Sometimes it’s talent, sometimes it’s knowing the right people, sometimes it’s being in a particular city or getting on the right soundtrack… but what you do when you get that attention matters.  Bands like Green Day, who took The Queers on tour, Offspring, who wore a Germs shirt in their “Self Esteem” video, or Nirvana, who played three Meat Puppets songs mid-set, were constantly promoting the bands they grew up with, were contemporaries of, or who weren’t getting the deserved attention.  I didn’t buy a Buzzcocks album because some radio station played them, I checked them out because Dave Grohl wore their t-shirt on MTV.  I bought a Vaselines record because Nirvana covered “Jesus Doesn’t Want Me For a Sunbeam” on Unplugged and “Molly’s Lips” and “Son of a Gun” on Incesticide.  This is the proper use of the spotlight.

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Maybe this is why the Unplugged album, when it was finally released in 1994, was certified 5x platinum.  Maybe it was Cobain’s death, but while he was alive, he made a genuine decision to dig deep into not only his own band’s catalogue, but also his inspirations.  Covering David Bowie, little known Scottish duo The Vaselines and blues legend Leadbelly proved to be just what alternative music needed at the height of its popularity: a little context.  Just because Nirvana knocked Michael Jackson out of the top spot on the Bilboard charts and, arguably, put the nail in the coffin of hair metal (a genre so ridiculously meta, not metal), this didn’t necessarily grant them longevity and historical deity-like stature.  They did that themselves with this show.  They opened with their most Beatle-esque tune off an album of rainy, heroin soaked sludge and ended with an Appalachian song doused in pain, emotional release and guttural regret (previously done by people like The Louvin Brothers, another tragic musical act) that no one asked for, but no one who heard it forgot.  Especially Kurt’s weight-of-the-world-on-his-shoulders exhale right at the end.

The band didn’t go out and play their most well-known tracks like they were recording a live greatest hits at Madison Square Garden.  They took the time to put together a setlist that quietly screamed at people: “Give up on Smells Like Teen Spirit.  That’s a Pixies rip-off.  This is what we’re capable of and where we may be going.”  They’d already gotten as loud and noisy as possible on record and still held an adoring fan base that grew only by the day.  Kurt had always admired the Beatles anyway.  This is why they never fit the “grunge mold,” and why that was a stupid label to begin with.  Kurt wrote pop songs.  You could hear it on Unplugged.  I’ve always held to the belief that if a song can’t be played on an acoustic guitar or a piano, it isn’t a song.  It’s just noise.  Which is fine.  But a song has a melody, at the very least – at its base.  And Nirvana had melodies.  Sure, they had quaking ducks and walls of feedback thrown into songs like “Drain You,” but those songs have memorable choruses, a pulsing beat and dynamic changes.

So, why talk about Nirvana “MTV Unplugged in New York”?  Why does the 20th Anniversary of some TV special marketed into an album because of an untimely death still matter some two decades later?

“Consider the lillies…” I want to say that Kurt was able to sing his own eulogy here, with the stage decorations, the lighting, the mood… the initial hesitance he exhibited by claiming most people didn’t own the first record by the biggest band in the world at the moment… and the raw, naked way his voice cried out by the end.

“Am I gonna do this by myself?”  Maybe it was the inner turmoil that poked its ugly head into some of the onstage banter (or maybe I’m reading into it based on hindsight and post-death interviews) that make me believe that maybe this was the end anyway.  Maybe this would have been their last televised appearance regardless.  Maybe this was goodbye.

“What else should I be?”  Maybe this is just all we have of a musician we put all our hopes into when he was here.  Maybe we’ve blown Nirvana’s importance out of proportion.  Considering Nirvana’s music is now over twenty years old, shouldn’t they be on radio stations next to Led Zeppelin and The Rolling Stones instead of trying to still get away with programming them along side Lorde and Florence + the Machine and Mumford and Sons, and what passes for “alternative” today?  There are about two generations of musical consumers who were born after Kurt left us and many of them say: “Ugh.  Enough with Nirvana.  They’re so overrated.”  And you know what.  Kurt would be fucking proud of them.  He hated it when kids listened to the same music as their parents.  So, while this album is nostalgically great for 30-40 year olds who liked Nirvana – if you’re under 30, go listen to some new bands.  Support your own generation.  Support your friends playing down the street in a firehall.  Start your own fucking band.  Start your own blog or label or YouTube page or Soundcloud account.  That’s what we should be taking away from this.  ANYONE can change the world.  You just have to find your voice.  So start screaming.

Nirvana said it best in this interview:

Watch the whole Unplugged performance here

 

It’s been seventeen years and two months since The Ramones played their final show in Los Angeles (“a real slap in the face to New York” as C.J. Ramone said) on August 6, 1996.  The line-up included Joey, Johnny, C.J. and Marky (along with appearances by Dee Dee Ramone, Eddie Vedder, Lemmy Kilmster, Chris Cornell and Rancid’s Tim Armstrong & Lars Frederiksen.

On October 6, 2013, drummer Marky Ramone’s Blitzkrieg stormed the stage at the Theater of Living Arts in Philadelphia, fronted by self-proclaimed King of Partying, Andrew W.K. (also a drummer who set the Guinness World Record recently for longest drum session – 24 straight hours).  There really hasn’t been a better frontman for this incarnation of the Ramones material since it was sung by the late Jeffrey Hyman. (And it’s worth noting, I always thought Andrew W.K.’s “Party Till You Puke” sounded extremely similar to Ramones‘ “Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment.”)  Dressed in all white (a contrast to everyone else on stage’s black shirt, black jeans, and black and white Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars), he spent very little time engaging the crowd with needless banter (as a Ramones show should be handled), shouting out Marky once in a while, dedicating “Pet Sematary” to Steve King and musing, as they launched into “I Can’t Make It On Time” before the second encore, “You guys aren’t ready to go home yet are you?” to a thunderous explosion by a sweat-soaked, aging punk-rock, Philly crowd.

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When he’s not DJing, fixing up old cars or making his own pasta sauce, Mark Bell does session work, live drumming and plays some of the greatest rock songs in the world with his touring group Blitzkrieg.  And no one gives enough credit to Marky, the longest tenured drummer in the second-longest tenured punk band in history (only surpassed recently, I believe, by NOFX).  Many musical virtuosos may write off Ramones music, but few can actually play it properly.  Marky has stamina times a thousand to be able to play that thumping backbeat for an hour and a half with almost no break in between songs (minus the two extremely short intermissions before encores).

And many people don’t realize how hard Johnny Ramone’s relentless style of guitar playing is:  all down strokes.  This creates a wall of sound which is uninterrupted by unnecessary up strokes.  Playing Johnny’s parts in Marky’s Blitzkrieg tonight was Mark Neuman, guitarist for Sheer Terror and a product manager at Sony who looked a bit like Judas Priest’s Rob Halford.  I couldn’t find the name of the bassist, but he did a great job as Dee Dee (or C.J.) filling out the rhythm section and counting off the songs with that now infamous, “Onetwothreefour!”

The show was more about Marky and W.K. teaming up though.  Andrew knew right away that he would do this tour:

“When Marky Ramone asks you to be his singer, you don’t even think about it. It’s an automatic, YES. I was intimidated by the magnitude of the opportunity – freaked out and overwhelmed – but I was also completely determined and focused – it’s something I had to do. Even just the first rehearsal felt like an odyssey, but that’s how you can tell the experience is changing your life. I’ve never had a more rewarding, humbling, or challenging invitation than this, and I’m serving the gods via this incredible sound Marky and his band created. There’s never been better rock ‘n’ roll music made than this, and I will give everything I have to do it justice.”

And he certainly did.  While Joey Ramone was more adept to shyness at times, Andrew W.K. knows how to control a room, but did so in a very humorous and reserved way, knowing that he was not necessarily the main attraction.  It was the music that was the star this night, and the four-piece ripped through 30 Ramones originals, plus a few covers like Louis Armstrong, Tom Waits, Motörhead, Johnny Thunders & the Heartbreakers and Bobby Freeman (all covered by the Ramones at some point in their career).

It’s gonna be interesting to see the Ramones in the new “CBGB” movie which opens October 11, even if Jim Farber of New York Daily News calls it “a poorly written, clumsily acted mess.”

And while the Buzzfeed article, “23 Pieces of Evidence That Punk is Dead,” contains a ton a Ramones logo rip-offs by popular culture punching bags like One Direction, Justin Bieber and Fergie, it just goes to show that Ramones music is just as relevant as it ever was and more important today than many music snobs would’ve given it credit for in 1978 when Marky replaced original drummer Tommy.  Gabba Gabba Hey, pinheads!

Setlist:  (listen to the cloudcast here:)  http://www.mixcloud.com/aj-santini/marky-ramones-blitzkrieg-tla-october-6-2013/

 (played over loudspeaker):

It’s Time to Party (Andrew W.K.)

Perry Mason Theme

(Marky Ramone’s Blitzkrieg):

Rockaway Beach

Teenage Lobotomy

Psycho Therapy

Do You Wanna Dance (Bobby Freeman cover)

I Don’t Care

Sheena is a Punk Rocker

Havana Affair

Commando

I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend

Beat on the Brat

53rd & 3rd

I Don’t Want You

Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue

Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment

Rock ‘n’ Roll High School

Oh Oh I Love Her So

She’s the One

Judy is a Punk

I Believe in Miracles

The KKK Took My Baby Away

Pet Sematary

Chinese Rock (written by Dee Dee, originally recorded by The Heartbreakers)

I Wanna Be Sedated

I Don’t Wanna Walk Around With You

Pinhead

(First Encore):

Do You Remember Rock ‘N’ Roll Radio?

I Just Want to Have Something to Do

I Don’t Want to Grow Up (Tom Waits cover)

Cretin Hop

R.A.M.O.N.E.S. (Motörhead cover)

(Second Encore):

I Can’t Make It On Time

I Don’t Wanna Go Down the Basement

My Brain is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo Goes to Bitberg)

What a Wonderful World (Louis Armstrong cover)

Blitzkrieg Bop

(Exit music):

Party Hard (Andrew W.K.)

honeyhoney at World Café Live in Philadelphia – September 15, 2013

I can’t count how many times I’ve gone to a concert specifically to see the opening act (Bad Religion opening for Rise Against at the Electric Factory comes to mind immediately).  Usually people say, “I saw them open for (long-forgotten band) back in (some year that seems closer than it is in actuality) before anyone even knew who they were.”  Yeah, well, we all have those stories.  It seems, however, that the story has been flipped on me for lady dude band honey honey  for a few years now.

I was asked to go see Rocco DeLuca play a show at, then new venue, The Note in West Chester, PA (the bar Bam Margera owned), because he was, quote, the new Jeff Buckley.  That seemed like a good enough reason to go.  But upon the first note opening band honeyhoney frontwoman Suzanne Santo belted, it no longer matter who was going to be the next whoever.  I sat through the first few minutes pretzel-twisted in my chair, conversation dropped mid-thought, as I was completely enthralled with whatever was happening a mere 30 feet away on stage.  You know that scene in Wayne’s World when Mike Myers sees Tia Carrere at the Gas Works, everything but her goes out of focus and Gary Wright’s “Dream Weaver” plays?  It was exactly like that, only the music coming from the stage was about 100 times better than some ‘70s AM radio one-hit wonder.

So, of course, I had to buy an EP, a full-length CD and a t-shirt from them.

My radio co-worker always said, “Get there for the opener.  You never know who you’re going to catch on the rise.”  Well, this proved to be the M.O. for honeyhoney in Philly.  I caught them 3 more times as the opening act: once with folk singer Joshua James, once with “Twilight: Breaking Dawn” love theme writer and Philly native Christina Perri, and just last night with Gatorade commercial songwriter and UK heartthrob Jake Bugg.  All four times, they have blown the headliner off the stage.

Photo from ncarr67's Instagram
Photo from ncarr67’s Instagram

I said honeyhoney is a lady dude band (which, actually, I didn’t say… they did on their Twitter profile), and it mainly consists of aforementioned Suzanne Santo, who handles lead vocals while juggling phenomenal banjo-picking skills and Satanic-inspired fiddling, and Ben Jaffe, former Nickelodeon jingle-writer who handles back-up vocal harmonies, guitar and drums – often at the same time.  In fact, Ben spent the entire performance slot sitting behind the bare-bones kit stomping the kick drum, playing guitar and singing simultaneously.  The rest of the touring personnel has changed over time, and tonight they had Ben Lewis, a man in a tan Dickies jacket, neckerchief and cowboy hat filling out the sound on mandolin, banjo and electric guitar.

You’re saying, okay, great they’re talented… but what do they sound like?  You could say a number of things – alt-country, bluegrass, Americana, folk – but they really have a sound that I truly believe could only come from the pairing of Cleveland, Ohio’s Santo and Williamstown, Massachusetts’ Jaffe meeting in California to truly capture the drunken text message, and next morning hangover regrets, that defines our current society.

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Their first album, aptly titled “First Rodeo,” was the disc that replaced Bright Eyes’ “I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning” as my vacant-life, late-night go-to album.  Their follow-up, “Billy Jack,” really carved out a more distinctive and authentic sound that Santo claimed more closely reflected their musical intentions than their previous record.  With their third album in the can (Jaffe said he had just received the mastered copy last night and had yet to hear it, but was excited to start looking for a label to put it out), honeyhoney should start to ooze onto some radars, possibly even in the U.K. and Ireland, where they are opening for Jake Bugg in the coming months.  And while their recorded material is far and away worth whatever currency unit it’s being distributed in, their on-stage showmanship and playfulness is really what keeps me going back for more.

First off, Suzanne and Ben have great rapport on stage.  No matter how far away or high up they may be, they waste no time in breaking down the barrier and inviting you into their world with unrehearsed, witty banter.  This night in particular Ben was complaining about his glasses falling down as he played and asked the crowd for suggestions that didn’t include the Kareem Abdul-Jabber basketball strap.  One front row audience member suggested some sort of hair clip that Ben could use and Suzanne immediately went over, transferred them to Ben and he, unsuccessfully, tried it on for size.

Second, the tunes just work.  No matter what instruments they’re playing, the music is relatable and emotionally stuffed with imagery and metaphor that’s so obvious after-the-fact, you almost can’t believe it hasn’t already been used.  “I sold all your clothes to get rid of your smell, I smashed all the clocks that had the right time to tell me how long it has been since we parted ways,” goes lines from “Don’t Know How” and you can’t help but be shoved right back into the first few weeks after that one failed relationship that never granted you the proper closure.

I’ve also seen the band perform a few covers over the years, Hank Williams’ “Lost Highway” comes to mind, and this night they played a folked-out rocking version of Radiohead’s “15 Step”, which (I’m probably going to get railed for this opinion) was way better than the original.

They also performed two songs yet to be released:  “Back to You” and “Yours to Bare”, before which Ben quipped that, “This next one is a new song… but then again most of you have probably never heard any of our music before, so… here’s another one of our songs.”

So, while most of the audience was there to see Jake Bugg, judging by what was on the honeyhoney merch table before and after their performance, it seems like a lot of people left as new honeyhoney fans (I even took the liberty of telling the guy next to me at the bar which was the new album of the two he purchased since apparently he had trouble locating the release dates printed on the back).  Suzanne says the next album is even more rocking than the first two, which, as they proved during their performance of “Thin Line,”  is something they are more than capable of and comfortable with.

Do yourself a favor and check out honeyhoney.  Then tell a friend.  And they’ll tell two friends, and they’ll tell two friends… And then honeyhoney can finally headline a tour, instead of making the act they’re opening for an anti-climactic end to an evening.  And this should go without saying, but if you like the tunes, grab ‘em legally.

Setlist:

Back to You
Ohio
Yours to Bare
15 Step (Radiohead cover)
Sugarcane
Thin Line
Oh Mama/Come on Home (Medley)

A Fond Farewell:  A Tribute to Elliott Smith

Wednesday August 21, 2013

World Café Live, Philadelphia, PA

Here the setlist in AJ’s Latest Mix 

“Some guy in the back said, ‘This is gonna be a depressing night,’” mused Lennon Cantwell of Burned Out Still Glowing from dead center on a desolate stage.  “They’re gonna be playing a bunch of Elliott Smith songs… but we can relate to them.  They make us happy.”

The night's first performer, Christian Bitter.
The night’s first performer, Christian Bitter.

This captured the dichotomy that is being a Smith fan.  Personally, I found it weird to be in a room full of people listening to Elliott’s music.  Normally, if I’m listening to “Needle in the Hay,” I’m alone, intoxicated and curled in a ball on my bathroom floor after my OCD has led me to overanalyze some aspect of a relationship to its inevitable doom.  Or I’m listening to “Say Yes” or “Thirteen” the morning after the most unbelievable night with a young lady I just met, still pinching myself that something that amazing could have just happened to me.  Either/Or… That’s how I envision listening to Elliott Smith.

Being that almost a decade has passed since Smith died of knife wounds to the chest, No Name tribute concerts have been held all over the country.  Not to be outdone, Philadelphia rounded up some of its local artists and paid tribute to the singer/songwriter with proceeds benefitting Horizon House, a resource in the West Philadelphia community to adults with psychiatric or developmental disabilities, drug and alcohol addictions, and/or homelessness by providing a continuum of services and supports and community resource coordination.  We were also encouraged to bring non-perishable food items to benefit Philabundance, a hunger relief organization in the Delaware Valley.

Hosted by Tri State Indie and Eric Shuman of WXPN in Philadelphia, the night began with Christian Bitto of September Call-Up tackling “Pitseleh” and “Angel in the Snow.”  He sat, played acoustically and then thanked the crowd and walked off quickly.  I assumed the rest of the night would progress similarly, which at this rate would make the evening last about an hour before I hopped the train out of the city and went home to start typing this here review.  But I noticed a full drum set and many amps were already on stage.  That’s when punky power-pop trio Lost Romance took the stage, plugged in and sped through “Speed Trials” and “Bled White.”

Next up, left-handed Angel Ocana took center stage with an acoustic almost as large as his suspender-wearing frame and skinny jeans covering hot dog legs.  Clearly, he connected deeply with the songs he chose, because he stopped in the middle of “Rose Parade” – “I’m sorry… this is emotional for me right now…”  His minimalist approach, which was even more stripped than original Elliott recordings, worked well, especially with his cover of Smith’s cover of Big Star’s “Thirteen” (you know, the song from the two-minute date sequence of “How I Met Your Mother”).

Dan Collins also played acoustic, but was joined by two friends on electric bass and wooden cajón.  A little more talkative than previous acts, he felt comfortable breaking the ice with a stoically, mostly seated crowd by saying “I never got to see Elliott play… This may be as close as we’ll ever get,” after playing fan favorite “Angeles.”  Touché, Dan.  Touché.  I also never got to see Smith live, which was my exact argument with a former radio colleague who, when asked if she was attending, quipped, “I thought about it but I think Elliott is too precious for me to hear a cover. Translation: I’m a snob.”  I think she would’ve been impressed with Dan’s other tribute, “Clementine” off E.S.’s self-titled record.

Lennon Cantwell of Burned Out Still Glowing had quite a lot to say about his enthusiasm for our late friend in memoriam, bragging even of Elliott Smith tattoos.  Since the night was, in fact, running quite ahead of schedule, Lennon took on three tracks with just his voice and an electric guitar: “A Fond Farewell,” “King’s Crossing” and “Happiness,” the latter of which he encouraged the crowd to sing along to an a capella rendering of the final chorus – What I used to be will pass away and then you’ll see/That all I want now is happiness for you and me

Electric quartet Our Griffins were the shocker of the evening.  During a stage break, they sound checked with the opening chords of “Needle in the Hay,” so we knew it was coming.  What we didn’t know was that after the first chorus, it was going to be blown out into a full-on angst rocker that not only redefined the song for me (I’ve heard it a bajillion times since seeing Wes Anderson’s “The Royal Tenenbaums”), but also would’ve made Smith proud.  My only critique was that I couldn’t hear my favorite line at the end: I’m taking the cure so I can be quiet whenever I want/So leave me alone, you oughta be proud that I’m getting good marks

But, I don’t know if that was the singer’s intonation or a sound guy issue or where I was sitting, so I’ll choose to blame no one and just commend them on a well-interpreted reworking of that and their other choice, “Roman Candle.”

Our benevolent host joked that the next performer, Matt Chylak, who is a research assistant at WXPN, could he heard serenading the office with many a Smith song and his performance proved it on his rendition of “Twilight.”  Like many people of a certain generation, he got into Elliott through the Matt Damon-Ben Affleck Oscar winner “Good Will Hunting,” and much else of what he said was muffled, because at this point some half-inebriated ass hats at the other end of the bar decided this would be the perfect time to loudly discuss leasing options, insurance deposits and their wives being “so full of shit.”  Which is a great loud conversation to have at a tribute concert for an artist known to be much more pianissimo than fortissimo.  After discussing the addiction angle behind “Between the Bars,” he launched into it like an N.A. member remembering less-sober times.  Truly stirring.

Finally, after a quick stage break, Jonah Delso discussed stealing his sister’s CDs and discovering the “Thumbsucker” soundtrack, which contained Elliott’s cover of Cat Steven’s “Trouble,” which he performed solo acoustic.  Then he was joined by Philly indie rock quintet Goodnight Lights for the finale, a B-side off the Baby Britain single, “Some Song,” which is about struggling with addiction as well.

All in all, as skeptical as I could have been, or as critical as some might have been (anal retentive bastard I am, I was really disappointed at the lack of sliding noise this night… you know that screeching noise your fingers make on guitar strings when you slide up or down the neck that are so prevalent on Elliott Smith tunes?  Yeah, they weren’t there…) , this was a night to celebrate the works, impact and mental scarring that Elliott Smith has left on his fans.  He may bring joy to some, sadness to others, both to many… Either/Or it was a fond farewell to a friend.

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Interesting post-script to that story:

As I was walking to the train station, which is only about two city blocks from the venue, I saw my train was running late, so I stepped outside to have a smoke.  I was approached by a young man who asked for a cigarette.  He, like most people who can strike up a conversation at the same time as their match, proceeded to regale me with his story.  He had just been kicked out of rehab up in Shippensburg because the security camera caught him in a girl’s room.  I told him not to worry, that there were plenty of rehab facilities in the area, even one close to where I was heading.  His parents were furious, he was probably going to have to sell his new sneakers to pay for a room.  He was a recovering heroin addict on his way back to (you guessed it…) Baltimore.  It struck me as odd that I was meeting up with a junkie on the mend after literally just listening to the lyrics:

It’s a junky dream makes you so uptight/Yeah, it’s Halloween tonight and every night/Hear you scratch your skin/Your sandpaper throat/You’re a symphony, man, with one fucking note

After trying to relate my own struggles with alcohol (“the only other substance with a withdrawal as fatal as heroin,” I said), I gave him another cigarette, wished him the best of luck, and urged him not to give up on his rehab.

You better call your mom, she’s out looking for you/In the jail and the army and the hospital too/But those people there couldn’t do anything for you/Help me kill my time/Because I’ll never be fine

If you need somewhere to start or a refresher course on Elliott Smith, check out this collection and if you’ve been to one of the other No Name concert tributes across the country this summer, share your own experiences below.

 

A.J. Santini has been an audiophile since pre-natal care. Having 15+ years DJ experience, a brief stint in terrestrial radio and an extensively diverse collection of books, vinyl, cassettes, VHSs CDs, DVDs and MP3s (plus one Led Zeppelin 8-track) qualifies him to rant nonsensically and wax poetically about popular culture. He also hosts QUIZZO trivia nights to feel superior to the masses of the population. Check out some of his DJ mixes.

Everyone’s been talking about this supposed *NSYNC reunion for the VMAs, and I’m all over here like, “When is 2Ge+her getting back together?”

From the Jackson 5 to New Edition, The Monkees to New Kids on the Block, O-Town to The Wanted, boy bands have been a staple of the pop music scene cyclically every decade.  Then their testicles drop, the girls want guys with beards and they fade away, only to emerge again on some tri-billed reunion tour or combination act (NKOTBSB?) to make all the soccer moms scream like daggers are being inserted into the fleshy part of the feet, this time around fueled not by hormones, but large, overpriced foo-foo drinks at Corporate Sponsorship Arena downtown.

Keeping this in mind (and I’m not shitting on boy bands here, because many times they do make decent pop records that fulfill their purpose of lowest-common denominator entertainment for people who want a vapidly message-free dance-floor-filled evening), I’ve compiled a list of the Top Ten Boy Band Parodies.  Does anyone else remember these gems?

 

10.  The Avengers  “Avenge You”

This is actually pretty terrible, but Black Widow kinda makes up for it.  Also, this is Geekscape, so, as much as I appreciate the Avengers movies (minus the Shane Black directed self-idea-ripping Lethal Weapon remake entitled “Iron Man 3”) this should be a little more up the alley of some of the non-musically inclined readers.

 

9.  Dudez-A-Plenti

Back in the millennial heyday of boy bands, Conan O’Brien created and managed his own boy band called Dudez-A-Plenti.  This is possibly one of his greatest bits on television.

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8.  The Key of Awesome! “One Song”

You know you’ve caught yourself singing a boy band song at some point (whether it’s just too infectious or you’ve heard it so many times it becomes a muscular reflex to mouth the words) and The Key of Awesome! did a great parody of the new generation’s boy band, One Direction (who had their own 3D movie and complete brick and mortar stores now that sell nothing but 1D merchandise and Future Mrs. Whoever-the*#&^ t-shirts for the hormonal tweens).


7. 7 Degrees Celsius  “AOL”

Maybe I just yearn for the simpler days of dial-up modems, chat rooms romances and my mom yelling, “Sign off the computer, A.J.  I need to call your Aunt Mary in Massachusetts!”  But this old SNL sketch with Jimmy Fallon, Chris Parnell, etc. cracks me up.  Look at those A: drive necklace pendants – priceless.  This should be the theme song to “Catfish.”

6.  “Weird Al” Yankovic  “The White Stuff”

Sure, he did a Backstreet Boys parody of “I Want It That Way,” but this NKOTB send-up is much more ridiculous, and therefore more worthy of praise.  It also happens to be my favorite cookie and so I tend to sing this not only when dunking OREOs in milk, but when the actual song comes on as well.

Tie: 5.  2Ge+her  “U+Me=Us (Calculus)”

MTV decided to parody the boy bands they were so dependent upon in their TRL years with a full-length feature called “2Ge+her.” which actually had some decent songs and scenes.  Personally, I liked their rivals, Whoa!, better, but we’ll get to them in a second.  There were rumors of a 2Ge+her reunion in early 2012, but I don’t think anything came of it.  It was probably just a jokey response to the NKOTBSB tour that was happening at the time.

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Tie: 5.  Whoa!  “Rub One Out”

This is self-explanatory.

 

4.  South Park  “Fingerbang”

Cartman usually wants to eliminate an entire race of gingers or get Family Guy off the air, so sometimes the more simpler episodes can be even funnier.  Since Matt Stone and Trey Parker are clearly the greatest satirists of this generation, Fingerbang had to be included.  The entire episode is classic, but just the idea of the kids singing these lyrics in a mall is beyond the pale.

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3. blink-182  “All the Small Things”

Surely, the song is not a parody, but the video takes great shots at everyone who was dominating MTV after school afternoons under the direction of a Mr. Carson Daly.  While blink’s live show has basically just a bunch of dick, fart and “I fucked your mom” jokes climaxing with an incredible drum solo circa pop-punk’s Tommy Lee – Travis Barker, this song still gets everyone in a crowded room to scream, “work sucks, I know!”

 

2. DuJour  “Backdoor Lover”

Created as a commentary on the possibility of the corporately-conscious and unknowingly-about-to-implode music industry of the late ‘90s, early ‘00s hiding subliminal messages in pop music to make young adults with allowances and no responsibility buy products they didn’t need to keep the economy afloat (how genius is that?) for the “Josie and the Pussycats” movie, DuJour gets the number two spot not necessarily on the strength of their song or parody, but more for the brilliance of the script Harry Elfont and Deborah Kaplan put together for the film they appear in.  The only reason I saw this movie was the fact that they were the creative team behind “Can’t Hardly Wait,” so if you’re like me, also be sure to check out Saint Mort’s chat with writer/director Harry Elfont here on Geekscape.

1. LFO  “Summer Girls”

They can’t rap, sing, dance or do anything a boy band should do… they just looked like the Abercrombie & Fitch models they were supposedly chasing after. It was years before I realized these guy were serious.  It’s so bad, it’s amazingly great.  So, this is the best parody by default… Or by accident.  Or maybe because I feel bad about Rich Cronin passing away from leukemia.  Either way, that’s your list. (Editors Note: Check out Rich Cronin’s incredible 50 minute interview on Howard Stern. He was also in a hilarious comedy hip-hop group Loose Cannons most known because of The Kidd Chris Show)

 

If you can think of any others, leave the links in comment section.

 

A.J. Santini has been an audiophile since pre-natal care. Having 15+ years DJ experience, a brief stint in terrestrial radio and an extensively diverse collection of books, vinyl, cassettes, VHSs CDs, DVDs and MP3s (plus one Led Zeppelin 8-track) qualifies him to rant nonsensically and wax poetically about popular culture. He also hosts QUIZZO trivia nights to feel superior to the masses of the population. Check out some of his DJ mixes.

It’s no revelation to regurgitate Friedrich Nietzche’s quote “Without music, life would be a mistake” at this point.  We know this.  The music geeks and audiophiles and song snobs all agree that there is music in everything, but the art form itself, from whatever genre cocoon it emerges, is transcendent.  This is the first installment in what, we hope, will be a recurring journey into musical discovery, both old and new, familiar and foreign, popular and underground (insert other applicable antonyms here to show mastery of written language).  Let’s begin with the new stuff.  While some of these artists may ring a bell, or currently be gaining radio airplay, others may not be so recognizable.  All the songs, I feel however, are enjoyable and possibly represent a future emergence by their creators.  Then again, we may never hear from them again.  Regardless, here are 90 minutes of suggestions to fill up dual sides of a blank cassette (or you can just listen to the pre-made Mixcloud mix linked at the bottom).  Links to their iTunes or Amazon stores are provided.  Please download responsibly.

Welcome to the first Geekscape Mixtape.  As Bob Dylan said at Newport:  “Play it fucking loud!”

Side A

1.  The Hot Sprockets   “Soul Brother”

This rock’n’soul blues quintet from Dublin, Ireland possess all the qualities that should begin a good mix.  They rock, they roll, they soul (?) and they get right to the point.  Their bare bones approach and effective minimal harmonies shake hips and nod heads.  “Soul Brother” will appear on their yet untitled forthcoming sophomore effort and if you’re not pounding the steering wheel or beating your thighs raw to the beat by the fifteen second mark, you’re either dead inside or deaf all over.

2.  Emily Bell   “Back to the Way I Was”

From her debut album “In Technicolor,” this musical theater veteran combines everything from the 1960s that defined a decade while redefining Texas pop soul for a new millennium.  This track may sound a bit melodically like KT Tunstall’s “Black Horse & the Cherry Tree,” but it sounds like everything that was missing from that track was given a defibrillator jolt of down-home electric Delta blues and then, just for fun, hooked the nipples to a car battery and cranked it to 11.  See why she was voted No. 1 artist to watch at SXSW 2013 here:

3.  Elastic Bond   “Pierdo el Control”

You don’t need to speak the language to find the groove infectious as this Miami four-piece proves on their album “Real.”  Combining folkloric rhythms, Latino tradition and classic soul (with a hint of electronic beats) to make a truly original sound vocalized through Honduran singer/songwriter Sofy Encanto.

4.   Flox   “Right Here”

“Doubts is the reason that I feel, darkness makes everything so unreal.”  This Parisian-based Englishman performs what some consider “nu-reggae-electronica,” (which is why I despise labels, because we get stupid combinations like that…)  The point is, just listen, drop the labels and enjoy the vibe.

5.  The Front Bottoms   “Funny You Should Ask”

Bergen County, New Jersey natives recently released their album “Talon of the Hawk” and it couldn’t be a better sophomore effort.  The song has a way of making you rethink some relationship mistakes you’ve made in the past, and allows you to blame your discretions on youth and inexperience and move forward, but in a fun, bouncy, garage rock way.


6. Shannon and the Clams   “Ozma”

The guitar work sounds like a Santo & Johnny song getting kicked in the balls by Ray Davies while Kathleen Hanna revisits her youthful riot grrl attitude under the pretense of a doo-wop cover.  Howling and beautiful, the chorus “I think I love you.  I know I love you.  I always loved you” reminds you that maybe you should’ve just trusted your gut a few years ago and that good things come to those who wait.

7. John Oates   “Don’t Cross Me Wrong (feat. Vince Gill)”

Half of the Philly blue-eyed soul duo Hall & Oates is taking us on a musical journey for the next year with “Good Road to Follow” by working with special guest artists and producers and releasing new music.  For the first single, he worked with Hot Chelle Rae, and now he’s teamed up with Vince Gill for this bluesy-horn-filled back porch rocker.

8. Dawes   “From a Window Seat”

After playing alongside Jackson Browne at Occupy Wall Street, jamming with Chris Robinson and Conor Oberst and co-headlining with Blitzen Trapper, Dawes is back with their third album “Stories Don’t End.”  This headphone-cancelling flight song is perfect for cruising at any altitude in any vehicle.

9. Caro Emerald   “Back It Up”

This track may be from 2009, but it’s worth bringing back for your listening pleasure.  Caroline Esmeralda van der Leeuw (thankfully, she has a stage name) is a Dutch jazz singer who adds some wonderful modern elements to her music for spice.

10. City Rain   “The Optimist”

Philadelphia natives Ben Runyan and Scott Cumpstone have returned as City Rain with a new single and, like its title suggests, it’s brimming with positivity.  They’ve even started an internet campaign to have people hold up the song’s mantra “There’s an optimist in me” signs on various social networks.  And with all the negativity out there, it just might be a small ingredient in the soup to keep our societal spirits up.

11. Atomic Tom   “Music Makes The Heart Grow Stronger”

Another group with great internet presence, you might remember them as the band that had their “instruments stolen” and performed their song “Take Me Out” on pubic transit, or from their awesome The Human League cover of “Don’t You Want Me” from the “Take Me Home Tonight” soundtrack.  Maybe you’re completely unfamiliar, and that’s okay too, because Atomic Tom is back with a love letter to the positive power of music to not only heal but also inspire.  And they’ve done both beautifully on this song.

12. Mumford & Sons   “Hopeless Wanderer”

There’s such an unwarranted backlash against these Brits, and I still don’t understand why.  Sure, they didn’t grow up in the dustbowl, but that doesn’t dilute their music.  Luckily they have a sense of humor about it and made a video that allows us to laugh with them for one of their best songs on “Babel.”  Jason Sudeikis, Jason Bateman, Ed Helms and Will Forte team up to make what is quite possibly the video of the year (yes, even over “Blurred Lines”).

SIDE B

1. Dr. Dog   “The Truth”

Philly indie rockers are releasing their eighth album “B-Room,” in the fall, and, if this first single is any indication, it promises to be more soulful than past records.  With a new recording studio and only their third release on the Epitaph Records sub-division Anti-, this new side to the three dotted psych-poppers (fun fact:  their three dot logo is a guitar diagram for a D chord) may prove to be their most introspective and accessible yet.

2. Nanna.B   “Sum O’ Sometimes”

Scandinavian soul artist Nanna.B is a playful and gentle songbird who pulls influences from all over the world to create her unique R&B that builds a wonderful bridge between Dusty Springfield and D’Angelo.

3.  The Lumineers   “Submarines”

I heard three different Lumineers songs the other day in three different stops in one shopping mall.  I don’t know if it’s the Colbert Bump they got recently, the re-release of a deluxe edition of their debut, or if the music is just that good for their crossover potential, but they are definitely everywhere right now.  This is the song I couldn’t stop repeating when I first got the album last year and for some reason it reminds me of the Robert Zemeckis and Steven Spielberg comedy “1941”.

4. Avicii   “Wake Me Up (feat. Aloe Blacc)”

Responsible for the biggest EDM hit of the past 2 years, “Levels,” Avicii is back with a folky-soulful anthem that confused (and pretty much infuriated) a festival earlier in the year, acting almost as a mirror effect of Bob Dylan going electric at Newport Folk.  Aloe Blacc is a completely under-appreciated vocalist, and the lyrics are about as universal as a road trip film.

5. Meek Mill   “Levels”

Robert Williams is a Philadelphia hip-hop artist better known as Meek Mill.  He was briefly with Atlanta rapper T.I.’s label before becoming part of Rick Ross’ Miami outfit Maybach Music.  This one is off the upcoming Maybach compilation “Self Made Vol. 3”.

6. A$AP Ferg   “Shabba (feat. A$AP Rocky)”

All I can do is think of the old “In Living Color” sketch where Marlon Wayans parodied Shabba Ranks and sang “Mr. Ugly Man… SHABBA” when I hear this.  But if Andy Warhol’s Factory were set in modern day Harlem, you’d have the A$AP Mob.  Almost a New York D12 for this decade.  A$AP stands for “Always Strive and Prosper” and with the talent so far revealed in this crew (along with contemporaries Kendrick Lamar and Drake), hip-hop may be making the comeback it needs to validate the crew’s motto.

7. Jarren Benton   “Cadillacs & Chevys”

Hilarious and talented are not usually things that go together in rap music, but Jarren Benton gives about as many fucks as there are ATMs in Antarctica.  Possibly less.  The album called “My Grandma’s Basement” is riddled with tracks and skits to back up this argument and even the spoken intro on the track claims “by the way, I finally sucked my own dick… Leggo!”  With references to “Home Alone”, Jason Vorhees and Comic-Con, this surprisingly belongs on a “Geekscape” mix more than any other track.


8. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis   “White Walls (feat. ScHoolboy Q & Hollis)”

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis got a huge jump into the mainstream with “Thrift Shop” and had an extremely timely release of “Same Love” to correspond with the Supreme Court’s ruling against the constitutionality of Prop 8.  They’re everywhere right now and this is a great example of why they not only deserve to be appreciated, but stands out enough to prove their future staying power.

9. Saturday Looks Good to Me   “Sunglasses”

Forming in 1999, this indie group has been a Pitchfork darling for a while.  Their new release “One Kiss Ends It All” doesn’t disappoint.  This track particularly works great for a nice summer day whether you’re chilling on a porch or just lying in bed staring out the window.  Either way, you’re gonna be tapping your toes… the vibe is vibrant and uplifting.

10. Wildmen   “20,000 $” 

With song titles like “Haters Gonna Hate”, “Bitch”, “I Spit on Your Graves” and “D.R.U.N.K.”, this Italian rock duo pulls no punches.  They exude a raw garage punk sound that would not be out of place opening for a Black Keys concert 5 years ago.  Follow them on Twitter @ShitMusic (how perfect is that?).

11. Pearl Jam   “Mind Your Manners”

It seems like the biggest band to emerge from the Seattle scene have been crate digging through their early influences of Dead Boys and Ramones.  Their upcoming album “Lightning Bolt” is counting down to release on October 15 and for fans of their previous rockers like “Spin the Black Circle” and “Hail Hail” this should be a record to embrace.  I’m hoping they bring bands like Social Distortion and Bad Religion back on tour with them.

12. Last Good Tooth   “Gambling”

If Nick Cave fronted Murder by Death, you’d be close to Last Good Tooth.  Getting girls to dance to songs about 9/11 and paying homage to frontman Penn Sultan’s Appalachian roots might seem like a lot to tackle, but it’s effortlessly effective.  “Take only what you need, and quit taxing me.”

You can also check out all of this week’s picks in one uninterrupted mix
A.J. Santini has been an audiophile since pre-natal care. Having 15+ years DJ experience, a brief stint in terrestrial radio and an extensively diverse collection of books, vinyl, cassettes, VHSs CDs, DVDs and MP3s (plus one Led Zeppelin 8-track) qualifies him to rant nonsensically and wax poetically about popular culture. He also hosts QUIZZO trivia nights to feel superior to the masses of the population. Check out some of his DJ mixes.

“Why doesn’t MTV play music videos anymore?” is the battle cry for a few generations whose adolescence occurred as a precursor to Y2K, September 11th, and the boy band resurgences of ’99 and ‘012, respectively. But rather than jump on the whiny bitch-wagon and yearn for the simpler times of day-glo, skinny ties and songs with drum machines (wait a minute…), let’s look at what exactly MTV has accomplished and influenced in our culture while completely ignoring the meaning of the “M” in their station’s moniker (for better or worse…):

 10. House of Style

I didn’t care about fashion.  I don’t know that anyone I was acquainted with did.  But everyone I know watched “House of Style.”  Why?  Cindy Crawford.  Cindy embodied the corn-fed, All-American female from her almost-Brick House measurements, to her playful attitude, up to her trademark beauty mark.  While Daisy Fuentes, Rebecca Romijn and Molly Sims were all suitable replacements, House of Style was all about Cindy (and sometimes Pat Smear, guitarist of the Germs, Nirvana and Foo Fighters).  My cousin even bought her workout video and brought it over one late night to watch it with me.  Being an idiot, I thought we were supposed to actually do the exercises she was instructing, until I looked back mid-leg lift and saw his hand in his… Well, that’s for my therapist.  Denis Leary sums up the programming shift from 24/7 music videos to original programming better than I can:

9. MTV Sports

I’m convinced there’d be no X Games without this show.  While the extreme sports market was already in place in certain areas of the country (probably mainly So-Cal), MTV Sports really brought it into the living rooms of people who normally would be stuck with football, baseball and basketball as their only three options for physical activity.  MTV Sports, hosted by Dan Cortese, really embodied the alternative spirit (eventually even using the Descendents’ “Coffee Mug” as their theme) for active adolescents who couldn’t give two fly balls about traditional organized sport.  Two words:  Freestyle.  Frisbee.

8. The State

Sketch comedy wasn’t new in 1993, but “The State”’s style of comedy was.  From satire to absurdism, Nazi war criminals to Nancy Spungen, the show remains funny to this day, unlike many sketch comedy shows like “In Living Color” and “Saturday Night Live,” where most of the material becomes dated after just a few months.  Without this show, there would have been no “Reno 911!,” no “Wet Hot American Summer,”  no “Night at the Museums”, and no one to yell “GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT!” in a crackly voice in “I Love You, Man.”  Now, I have to go dip my balls in something…

7. Remote Control

This was MTV’s first original program.  A game show hosted by Ken Ober that put people like Colin Quinn, Adam Sandler and Denis Leary in our faces every week.  It was basically Jeopardy! for couch potatoes and slackers, but with categories like Six Feet Under, Boy Were They Stupid and Celebrity Flesh it was perfect for the demographic.

6. Jackass

Skateboarding.  That’s the major theme to how two groups of people from opposite ends of the country got together to make a show that not only sped up Darwinian natural selection across the country, it also made huge stars out of Johnny Knoxville, Chris Pontius, Wee-Man and Bam Margera (plus his entire family and most of my hometown of West Chester, PA).  While the CKY videos Bam and friends were doing were all the rage with the skaters in my little neck of the woods, it wasn’t until I saw these guys flying in shopping carts across the parking lots on national television that I sat back and went, “This is gonna be huge.”  And it was.  Two years on TV, three movies and quite a few Bam spin-offs later, these skaters-turned-superstars were cultural icons and movie stars.  R.I.P. Ryan Dunn.

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5. Choose or Lose

The youth were mostly ignored in politics.  Maybe we couldn’t vote this time around, but MTV understood that it’s never too early to get involved.  The Choose or Lose campaign was aimed at getting young people interested and age-appropriate people registered.  But what endeared President William Jefferson Clinton to an entire generation (and what kept people on his side through most of his mishaps with mistresses) was his appearances on MTV.  Whether he was playing the saxophone, meeting with Pearl Jam or answering questions about his underwear preferences, he ushered in a whole new era of young people being politically active that hadn’t necessarily been the case for a few decades.  The Vietnam War, Watergate, Reagan’s “Morning in America” nostalgia and the first Iraq war made generations of citizens feel isolated, apathetic and disgusted with our system.  Putting candidates on MTV changed the face of politics in a way that hadn’t occurred since JFK debated Nixon on live television.

4. True Life:  I Have a Summer Share

Literally the precursor to “Jersey Shore,” this installment of MTV’s “True Life” series showed a group of North Jersey cheeseballs (you are what you eat…) clubbing, drinking, fighting and actually looking for love in Seaside Heights.  This was more genuine than the later manufactured “Jersey Shore,” (which, we can have a whole debate about another time), and it showed a lifestyle that was very appealing.  This one episode is responsible for ushering in the EDM revival in music, the stock prices of creatine and hair gel rising over the past few years and one of the greatest YouTube videos of all-time, “My New Haircut”.

3. MTV Films

While they started off terribly with a feature length film based on the quirky promo shorts “Joe’s Apartment,” MTV films really hit a few out of the park.  “Beavis and Butt-head Do America” is obvious, but “Varsity Blues,” “Election,” “Save the Last Dance,” “Napoleon Dynamite,” “Blades of Glory” and the Jackass films were definitely highlights.  While none of these are Oscar-worthy revelations into the majestic art of cinema, they are perfect extensions of the MTV brand:  entertainment for a certain-aged demographic.  Dawson yelling “I don’t want your life” at his father is just the next generation’s “What do you wanna do with your life?” “I WANNA ROCK!”  And they’re both perfect.  (Also, have to mention MTV Books here, without which, who knows if we’d have the coming-of-age classic “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”?)

 2. Beavis and Butt-head

While they did spend an inordinate amount of time making fun of the very videos that MTV used to get famous (isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?), Beavis and Butt-head broke new ground in animation, programming and influence.  Remember that kid who dropped the bowling ball off the overpass?  What about the people who actually went couch fishing?  The entire controversy over “Fire!”?  I’m sure a few people actually played frog baseball.  There would very possibly be no South Park, Family Guy, Jackass, Daria, King of the Hill, Office Space, Idiocracy or Clone High had it not been for the success of Beavis and Butt-head.  It was originally a sketch for Liquid Television, an MTV animated show that also launched Aeon Flux, and blew up from there.   Thank you, drive thru.

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1. The Real World

Chuck Klosterman already wrote an entire diatribe on why “The Real World” was so engrossing in “Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs” (which will be turning 10 this year), so all I’m going to say is – reality TV would very possibly not exist had this show not worked.  The spin-offs (Road Rules, Real World vs. Road Rules challenge) and every single reality program on MTV and every network and cable channel imaginable became must-see-TV.  We wouldn’t have rich housewives, moonshiners and honey boo boos turning into overnight celebrities without the success of this franchise.  The confessional was coined here where the participants would talk into the camera and narrate their own lives.  You didn’t need writers, you didn’t need a plot, you didn’t need actors, you didn’t need to pay anyone but camera people, editors and a landlord who owned the building and you had a hit TV show that voyeuristic gen-Xers could not stop watching ad nauseum (especially on marathon weekends).  It was simply a revenue machine.  “That could be me” was all it took to make the screenwriter’s guild almost a non-entity in telelvision.  It’s responsible for YouTube and Instagram and Vine.  It is the precursor to the entire way we now live.  For better or worse…

A.J. Santini has been an audiophile since pre-natal care. Having 15+ years DJ experience, a brief stint in terrestrial radio and an extensively diverse collection of books, vinyl, cassettes, VHSs CDs, DVDs and MP3s (plus one Led Zeppelin 8-track) qualifies him to rant nonsensically and wax poetically about popular culture. He also hosts QUIZZO trivia nights to feel superior to the masses of the population. Check out some of his DJ mixes.