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At different, very random times in my life, I’ve been asked a simple, hypothetical question: If you could have a superpower, what superpower would you have? I’ve heard every answer you can think of. Super speed? You can get anywhere without paying for gas. Super strength? Bet and win every arm wrestling match at the bar. Mind reading? Find out if that person you have a crush on likes you too. But the one I rarely hear as someone’s answer: Mind control. I’ve never thought much of it, but I think I know now. LFO has shown me why.

Antonio Tublén’s second feature film, LFO, is a dark, moody, and sometimes hilarious sci-fi drama that examines the boundaries of the human condition. A meditative descent into one man’s twisted head, it has a scope so ambitious and large that you might forget the film takes place entirely in one house. It also looks pretty too.

Robert Nord (portrayed by the excellent Patrik Karlson) is a loser stuck in an unhappy marriage and a mediocre life. He’s an avid audiophile, and has been exploring uncharted territory in sound waves with some pals over the internet. Eventually, Robert finds a way to use sound to lull unsuspecting people into a hypnosis, and he quickly takes advantage to make the people around him — in particular his new neighbors, Linn (Izabella Jo Tschig) and Simon (Per Löfberg)– his puppets.

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The film wastes zero time in doing exactly what you expect. Instead of prolonging the inevitable and being a predictable comedy of errors, Tublen goes into overdrive and exhausts every simple expectation within the first act. What is left is an unpredictable, sometimes funny, consistently haunting tale of a sick, disturbed man who has twisted society’s morals to play in his favor.

Robert is a true son of a bitch. It goes beyond hypnotizing people into having sex or cleaning your house. His hots for Linn was expected from the get-go, but the way Robert infects the lives of his neighbors like a disease drives the film forward. It’s not just Linn he gets involved with and waves his hand to make her husband Simon go away, Simon is in along for the ride! His obnoxious intrusion into the intimate lives of his neighbors, twisting them to fit his own image of a perfect sitcom family or becoming their goddamn therapist, is supremely discomforting. The film proposes the thesis that every man’s moral compass shapes their worldview, but that their worldview directs their compass. Morality is ultimately subjective. Right and wrong can mean different things to different people. And for Robert, he can provide a convincing argument for a bunch of the awful shit he does, no matter how much you disagree with him. I vehemently hated every action Robert took, but somehow this almost supervillain manages to get what he wants. Which, when you can easily manipulate people like they’re your living Sims, isn’t very hard.

The scope of the film is large and ambitious, thematically and actually quite literally, despite the incredibly limited physical space. Robert’s house is the Garden of Eden, and Simon and Linn are Adam and Eve. It’s not a subtle metaphor, but eventually the experiments of Robert spread to the entire world, and without giving too much away, it’s all pretty terrible.

I can’t give away too much about Clara, Robert’s wife, who is played by the totally awesome Ahnna Rasch. She’s suffocating in her marriage to Robert, and she exerts a tired energy that makes you feel for her. But her presence is soon revealed to be something else, and thankfully it’s revealed relatively early-on so there’s no bullshit “twist endings” here, for the simple fact it’s not part of the ending. Although it does have a closing scene at the end, and that one nearly broke me.

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LFO, under a different direction, could have been a supervillain origin story. Under Tublén — whose other work I admit I’m unfamiliar with — it remains a quiet, realistic sci-fi soap opera about loneliness, desire, and the ambitions of a mad genius. Robert treats his work like an artist. He morphs science into something abstract, something that can be created and understood interpretively. He’s also arrogant and pretentious. He mocks up his Nobel Prize speech in his basement. He believes he can change the world — and he can! It’s incredible what he’s invented — but he immediately withholds his power to himself for obvious reasons. Better in his hands than someone else’s, he reasons. I truly believe Robert is just inches away from being a supervillain from a (good) ’90s comic book.

Technically, the cinematography is top-notch. I’ve seen hundreds of modern, low-budget films take a vertie approach and I’ve been exhausted of that style for a long time. LFO is a wonderful breath of fresh air. Expert picture composition and steady shots (with maybe a few harsh pans here and there) make for a clean, crisp aesthetic that is ultimately pleasing to look at. No one in the film is Hollywood beautiful — they look like real people — but the film is nice to the eye. Although a moody film, it’s bright and appropriately lit at the right times.

A word about the framing. Many times the LFO breaks conventional coverage rules only slightly for a unique frame. Heads are cut off, eyes are looking up at nothing but space, and views are obscured. It’s not off-putting in the slightest either. In key scenes this framing happens, and though it’s a novelty that I might get tired of if abused, for now it makes LFO totally unique.

A movie where the entire premise is built on sound would be remiss to trip over its soundtrack. The film’s audio skeleton sounds like it came from Trent Reznor scoring Screech’s room in Saved By The BellIt’s neither techno or EDM, side-stepping predictability and going instead for novelty. That novelty is the form of atmospheric bleep bloops from the Atari age, and it’s a treat but ultimately empty. Collecting film soundtracks is a fun side hobby of mine, and I don’t think LFO has what it takes to warrant a listen when I drive or write. Part of the fun of remembering a movie is in its soundtrack, to relive the film on a more sublime level. LFO‘s soundtrack, whether it’s released or not, isn’t making me care enough to even look up if it’s available. It fits the movie perfectly, but I don’t care for it separately.

I think I know now why mind control isn’t a totally favored superpower. Granted, I’m sure there are thousands of people who would answer “mind control” to the question of what superpower would you be armed with. But there are thousands more who wouldn’t, and I suspect the burdens that come with it are far heavier than benching a truck. It’s an ugly responsibility to play God, one that humans have no right to and are too stupid to handle. LFO is a fun, dark demonstration as to why the superpower remains quietly unspoken.

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The DVD

About as bare-bones as can be. Aside from the trailer, it comes with a medium-sized behind-the-scenes featurette with interviews from Tublén, the actors, and producers. It’s a light, ordinary mini-documentary you’d come to expect that provides some insight into the film’s themes and characters. However, it gets points from me for showing a nice look at the film’s premiere at the 2013 Fantastic Fest, the Austin film festival I’ve been dying to go to. Other than that, there isn’t much of anything. The audio set-up has only a subtitle feature, and the only language available is English. There are no dub tracks, only the original audio, which I’m perfectly okay with. The picture remains gorgeous, which surprised me. I have altogether stopped buying DVDs, but there were times watching this when I couldn’t tell if this was a Blu-ray or DVD (I admit it helped that I watched from a reasonably far distance, allowing me to miss any image imperfections as a result of the older format). Someone with better expertise, please let me know if it was a result of the use of Blackmagic Cinema Cameras during production.

LFO gets 4/5 stars. It’s a gripping exploration of one mad man’s abuse of power and exploitation of human weaknesses that shouldn’t be missed. The DVD gets a 2/5 stars, it has a nice behind-the-scenes featurette and nothing else.

LFO is available now on video on demand and DVD.

Everyone’s been talking about this supposed *NSYNC reunion for the VMAs, and I’m all over here like, “When is 2Ge+her getting back together?”

From the Jackson 5 to New Edition, The Monkees to New Kids on the Block, O-Town to The Wanted, boy bands have been a staple of the pop music scene cyclically every decade.  Then their testicles drop, the girls want guys with beards and they fade away, only to emerge again on some tri-billed reunion tour or combination act (NKOTBSB?) to make all the soccer moms scream like daggers are being inserted into the fleshy part of the feet, this time around fueled not by hormones, but large, overpriced foo-foo drinks at Corporate Sponsorship Arena downtown.

Keeping this in mind (and I’m not shitting on boy bands here, because many times they do make decent pop records that fulfill their purpose of lowest-common denominator entertainment for people who want a vapidly message-free dance-floor-filled evening), I’ve compiled a list of the Top Ten Boy Band Parodies.  Does anyone else remember these gems?

 

10.  The Avengers  “Avenge You”

This is actually pretty terrible, but Black Widow kinda makes up for it.  Also, this is Geekscape, so, as much as I appreciate the Avengers movies (minus the Shane Black directed self-idea-ripping Lethal Weapon remake entitled “Iron Man 3”) this should be a little more up the alley of some of the non-musically inclined readers.

 

9.  Dudez-A-Plenti

Back in the millennial heyday of boy bands, Conan O’Brien created and managed his own boy band called Dudez-A-Plenti.  This is possibly one of his greatest bits on television.

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8.  The Key of Awesome! “One Song”

You know you’ve caught yourself singing a boy band song at some point (whether it’s just too infectious or you’ve heard it so many times it becomes a muscular reflex to mouth the words) and The Key of Awesome! did a great parody of the new generation’s boy band, One Direction (who had their own 3D movie and complete brick and mortar stores now that sell nothing but 1D merchandise and Future Mrs. Whoever-the*#&^ t-shirts for the hormonal tweens).


7. 7 Degrees Celsius  “AOL”

Maybe I just yearn for the simpler days of dial-up modems, chat rooms romances and my mom yelling, “Sign off the computer, A.J.  I need to call your Aunt Mary in Massachusetts!”  But this old SNL sketch with Jimmy Fallon, Chris Parnell, etc. cracks me up.  Look at those A: drive necklace pendants – priceless.  This should be the theme song to “Catfish.”

6.  “Weird Al” Yankovic  “The White Stuff”

Sure, he did a Backstreet Boys parody of “I Want It That Way,” but this NKOTB send-up is much more ridiculous, and therefore more worthy of praise.  It also happens to be my favorite cookie and so I tend to sing this not only when dunking OREOs in milk, but when the actual song comes on as well.

Tie: 5.  2Ge+her  “U+Me=Us (Calculus)”

MTV decided to parody the boy bands they were so dependent upon in their TRL years with a full-length feature called “2Ge+her.” which actually had some decent songs and scenes.  Personally, I liked their rivals, Whoa!, better, but we’ll get to them in a second.  There were rumors of a 2Ge+her reunion in early 2012, but I don’t think anything came of it.  It was probably just a jokey response to the NKOTBSB tour that was happening at the time.

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Tie: 5.  Whoa!  “Rub One Out”

This is self-explanatory.

 

4.  South Park  “Fingerbang”

Cartman usually wants to eliminate an entire race of gingers or get Family Guy off the air, so sometimes the more simpler episodes can be even funnier.  Since Matt Stone and Trey Parker are clearly the greatest satirists of this generation, Fingerbang had to be included.  The entire episode is classic, but just the idea of the kids singing these lyrics in a mall is beyond the pale.

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3. blink-182  “All the Small Things”

Surely, the song is not a parody, but the video takes great shots at everyone who was dominating MTV after school afternoons under the direction of a Mr. Carson Daly.  While blink’s live show has basically just a bunch of dick, fart and “I fucked your mom” jokes climaxing with an incredible drum solo circa pop-punk’s Tommy Lee – Travis Barker, this song still gets everyone in a crowded room to scream, “work sucks, I know!”

 

2. DuJour  “Backdoor Lover”

Created as a commentary on the possibility of the corporately-conscious and unknowingly-about-to-implode music industry of the late ‘90s, early ‘00s hiding subliminal messages in pop music to make young adults with allowances and no responsibility buy products they didn’t need to keep the economy afloat (how genius is that?) for the “Josie and the Pussycats” movie, DuJour gets the number two spot not necessarily on the strength of their song or parody, but more for the brilliance of the script Harry Elfont and Deborah Kaplan put together for the film they appear in.  The only reason I saw this movie was the fact that they were the creative team behind “Can’t Hardly Wait,” so if you’re like me, also be sure to check out Saint Mort’s chat with writer/director Harry Elfont here on Geekscape.

1. LFO  “Summer Girls”

They can’t rap, sing, dance or do anything a boy band should do… they just looked like the Abercrombie & Fitch models they were supposedly chasing after. It was years before I realized these guy were serious.  It’s so bad, it’s amazingly great.  So, this is the best parody by default… Or by accident.  Or maybe because I feel bad about Rich Cronin passing away from leukemia.  Either way, that’s your list. (Editors Note: Check out Rich Cronin’s incredible 50 minute interview on Howard Stern. He was also in a hilarious comedy hip-hop group Loose Cannons most known because of The Kidd Chris Show)

 

If you can think of any others, leave the links in comment section.

 

A.J. Santini has been an audiophile since pre-natal care. Having 15+ years DJ experience, a brief stint in terrestrial radio and an extensively diverse collection of books, vinyl, cassettes, VHSs CDs, DVDs and MP3s (plus one Led Zeppelin 8-track) qualifies him to rant nonsensically and wax poetically about popular culture. He also hosts QUIZZO trivia nights to feel superior to the masses of the population. Check out some of his DJ mixes.