Clothing

“Clothes can either suggest, persuade, connote, insinuate, or indeed lie…”
— Anne Hollander, Seeing Though Clothes (1975)

While clothing may have started very simply out of necessity for warmth, beginning with simple animal pelts or grasses tied with sinew, the idea of garments have grown right along with civilization. What some consider a necessity (i.e., food, shelter, and clothing) others consider a status symbol. Entire industries have sprung up as a way to denote one’s class and style, to promote virtues and scruples, as well as advertise a brand with a logo or slogan. Clothing immediately denotes at which lunch table one can sit or what occupational grouping one belongs. Clothing can also have intrinsic values in raising one’s self-worth or assisting with comfort. While someone might spend close to or upwards of an hour getting ready for work or a night on the town with a new infatuation, one may also spend very little time, conversely, choosing an outfit to work from home. This can effect the psyche, the performance, and the level of effort one puts out. Clothing has become imperative in defining one’s personality, if one, of course, chooses. Because while we are influenced by society, media, music, movies, television, influencer culture, etc., we are also, like most things, choosing to be a part of something based on how it makes us feel. Some desire to be accepted by others, and so choose their outfits with this in mind. Others choose their vocation, which mandates certain dress for safety or uniformity. While more still choose varying styles and levels of comfort due to a chameleon-esque property that drives their need to blend into any situation. On a solely visual level, their clothing with make-or-break that attempt. As a result of evolution, we have learned to make snap judgments on the world around us for the sake of survival. While not literal life-or-death, judging others based on their “chosen costume” can in fact be a useful social survival skill. Maybe this is why subconsciously we are so driven to make these assumptions. What would someone assume about you if they saw what you were wearing right now? And what can we assume about this week’s songs based on their use of clothing referentially?

Listen to the mix in order as you read about all of these hot hot tracks, via Mixcloud embed:

SIDE A

1 . VAN MORRISON “ASTRAL WEEKS” (1968)

Is this entire song about clothes? No. But I heard it this week, and the lines, “Takin’ good care of your boy / Seein’ that he’s got clean clothes / And puttin’ on his little red shoes” made me want to open the mix with it. The song itself opens possibly my personal favorite album (and also, a dessert island disc of famed music critic Lester Bangs). I even enjoy Glenn Hansard’s cover almost as much as the original, but there is something about this opus of a record that has stuck with me for years. There is something hypnotic (possibly the repeated phrases, i.e. “way up in way up in way up in the heaven”) and even calming in the muted chaos that defines this sadly underrated record in the public consciousness. True music fans know it and love it, but that barely seems like enough. I implore you, if you haven’t already, to listen to the album as a whole, without your phone, without distractions, a deep listening experience. Put it on and complete the task from start to finish, uninterrupted (it will only take about 47 minutes of your day), and make note of how you feel afterward. Something about this record has me coming back to it time and time again, and maybe it does feel like someone just laid out freshly washed clothes and put on my little red shoes, and maybe it feels like the first rays of sunshine after a spring rain, but either way, it is a careless and refreshed feeling. 

2.  STING “ROXANNE” (2010)

From little red shoes to a signifying red light, there is something more haunting and fitting about the Symphonicities version of this song (which I’ve included on this week’s mixtape), versus the original 1978 white reggae pop masterpiece. It feels like Sting is genuinely pleading with the prostitutes of Paris he originally wrote the song about, telling them they no longer have to sell their bodies for money. He’s more invested, not monetarily. This is more adult, more sophisticated, more deserving of the Cyrano de Bergerac character the title was taken from. The single initially flopped in the U.K., although it has since been labeled one of the greatest songs in rock ’n’ roll history by many media outlets. It made an appearance in 48 Hours via Eddie Murphy. 

3.  LANA DEL REY “BLUE JEANS” (2012)

A musical mix of nostalgia, surf reverb, and string-plucked dreams, “Blue Jeans” is a low-key love song that feels like an updated reworking of Jack’s death in Titanic. The key to Del Rey’s success has always been image, and a song titled-after the most iconic leg coverings in American popular culture mixed with references to the most tragic died-before-his-time actor James Dean, automatically adds a mythical weight to this song before the chorus pops like a Bazooka Joe bubble on the cheeks of a teeny-bopper. Maybe that’s the allure of Lana, maybe it’s the found-footage video editing, or maybe it’s the infusing of all-decades of the 20th century into one sound that really makes her so universally approachable, but regardless, this song will remain classic like blue jeans and a white t-shirt.

4. CARLY SIMON “YOU’RE SO VAIN” (1972)

So who exactly was Carly singing about that “walked into the party” wearing an tilted hat and an apricot scarf? It was actually American author Nicholas Delbanco, however that’s not who the subject matter is referring to. Howard Stern and Taylor Swift apparently know, and many, including the man himself, assume it was about Warren Beaty, whom Carly dated. But Simon herself has claimed it is an amalgam of three different men. Interestingly, the song starts with a bass riff played by Beatles’ Revolver artist Klaus Voormann, to which Carly famously replied “Son of a gun” after hearing, and features backup vocals by Stones’ frontman Mick Jagger, who just happened to be calling in to the studio and was asked to come by. The result is one of the most beloved breakup songs in history.

5.  WEEZER “UNDONE — THE SWEATER SONG” (1994)

Often overshadowed by the follow-up hits “Buddy Holly” and “Say It Ain’t So,” “Undone…” was released on the world in June of 1994 and introduced us to one of the most hit or miss bands of the modern era. While one can see a sweater unraveling in Soul Coughing’s “Circles” video, none exists in Weezer’s debut as that was the one thing they insisted not be in the video. Geffen Records (they were released by subsidiary DGC) received many treatments all including a sweater. The only one who didn’t was Spike Jonez, who just wanted a blue set and a pack of dogs. They shot the video to a sped up version of the song about 30 times, and used one of the sillier takes where one of the dogs had defecated on Patrick Wilson’s drum pedal. 

6. NANCY SINATRA “THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKIN’” (1965)

An iconic walking bassline provided by Chuck Berghofer to accompany the lyrical content, this song was written by Lee Hazelwood, and was backed by iconic L.A.-based musical collective later known as “The Wrecking Crew.” The song was initially intended for writer Lee to sing, but Sinatra convinced him it came off as abusive from a man, so he let her have a crack at it. The song also had a promotional film (later known as a music video) that featured Sinatra in an iconic pair of red leather boots. Along with Carly’s entry, “…Boots…” may be the finest bitchy kiss-off in pop history. It was featured in Stanley Kubrick’s “Full Metal Jacket” and oddly covered by Jessica Simpson for “The Dukes of Hazzard” film. 

7. CAKE “SHORT SKIRT / LONG JACKET” (2001)

Lyrics that start relatable enough and then get obscurely specific, this was John McCrea’s take on the weirdness of the human mating ritual. How odd that someone would specifically want their potential mate to wear a short skirt matched with a long jacket, or that he fantasizes about meeting at a bank and needs to borrow a pen (a product of which is in abundance at a bank, so why would she need to borrow his, there’s a ton in the cup at the ticket writing station…) But that’s the allure of Cake, whether they’re commenting on Frank Sinatra’s ability to bring flies and spiders together or the luxury of the now defunct bench seat or commenting on how ridiculous the concert merchandizing business had become almost an underground status symbol (again with clothing having meaning…), this band always has something to say, even if it’s pushing intelligent political discourse on their social media forums.

8. KC & THE SUNSHINE BAND “BOOGIE SHOES” (1977)

Much like my awareness of comics and Jason Lee, my soft spot for “Boogie Shoes” came from the film Mallrats, which I can still quote excessively and, if malls still existed, probably would rant about escalators ad nauseum while having a Superman post-coital debate with my friend outside the food court. (I’m just showing off at this point). But originally, this song became a hit due to the film Saturday Night Fever, and for later generations due to its sampling in Bloodhound Gang’s “One Way” and Trick Daddy’s “Take It To Da House.” The horn section played an unforgettable riff, and the simple idea that a certain pair of shoes makes one wanna dance is relatable (how many people put a basket of flip-flops at a wedding to encourage comfort on the dance floor, and then how many wedding DJs still play this song decades later?).

9. PRINCE “RASPBERRY BERET” (1985)

The song was inspired by a deleted scene from the film Purple Rain, and was one of Prince’s most straight-forward pop tunes. Revered as a genius and talent way beyond his time, Minnesota’s Purple One has proven time and again why he belongs on a pedestal above many of his contemporaries, and it is every single aspect of his being is mythical. Proven not only due to his songwriting prowess, but also his live performances and his style all claim precedence in his universal reverence. 

10. JAY-Z “CHANGE CLOTHES” (2003)

Catchy as it is, this is probably the weakest link on Brooklyn rapper’s supposed retirement party The Black Album, and that still makes it a damn good song. With production by The Neptunes and additional vocals from Pharrell Williams, this one is just a feel-good funk bop with a catchy ride cymbal and stuttered piano riff. Most rap songs have references to clothing brands as status, but few can spout off their own brands like Hova with Roc-A-Wear (maybe Sean “Diddy” Combs with Sean Jean, Kanye West with Yeezy, Marshall Mathers with Shady, and Russell Simmons with Phat Farm).

11. NELLY “HOT IN HERRE” (2002)

Another Neptunes produced fire track, this isn’t about clothes specifically, more about taking them off due to the temperature of the room. Apparently when the club is on fire, it’s time to remove your coverings and dance it out. That’s the lesson I learned here, anyway.  One thing Nelly didn’t take off until far too late? That Band-Aid. Or, sorry, adhesive strip. I don’t want to be guilty of brand association. Basically he was wearing it to cover up a basketball injury initially, then kept wearing it to show his friend and collaborator City Spud that he believed he was innocent while he was incarcerated doing ten years for robbery. No idea if he actually was innocent, but I have been to prison, and yes, if you ask your fellow inmates, everyone there is not guilty. Back to “Hot In Herre”: The song mainly features a sample of Chuck Brown’s go-go hit “Bustin’ Loose”, but oddly enough, the opening is taken from Neil Young’s “There’s a World” mixed with Nancy Sinatra’s “As Tears Go By.” Listen, you’ll be amazed.

12. GYM CLASS HEROES “CLOTHES OFF!” (2007)

Instead of using Jermaine Stewart’s “We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off” from the ‘80s, I last minute switched it for this version, mainly because I’d rather party with no clothes then all of them. I think body positivity is important, and while I agree with Jermaine, that no one should be  pressured to do what they are uncomfortable with, I also feel like we as a society (especially in America, where I’m writing this) need to be less prudish and also stop sexualizing all nudity, especially when it is simply being used for breastfeeding or skinny dipping or the bottom half or more of pants missing, etc. It seems like clothing, especially a lack of it, gets blamed for sexual crimes and, quite frankly since I have nothing interesting to say about this song other than it features vocals by Fall Out Boy’s Patrick Stump, I am taking this opportunity to (hopefully) preach to the choir and remind everyone that someone’s choice of clothing absolutely in no way is any type of invitation or signal for sexual contact. What someone wears is for their own pleasure, and they will let us know through consent whether they want to engage in any kind of activity that involves removal of said clothes. Capiche? Anyway, I think it’s time to flip the mix.

SIDE B

1 . JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE “SUIT & TIE (FEAT. JAY-Z)” (2013)

After a six-year hiatus from music to focus on acting, not counting, of course, his Saturday Night Live appearances and The Lonely Island collaborations, former boy band future EGOT recipient Justin Timberlake returned with this ode to dress clothes and single-handedly brought the bow-tie back into fashion. The song speaks for itself and is just a typical Timbaland-produced banger that nicely opens Side B of this week’s mixtape.

2.  MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWS “THRIFT SHOP (FEAT. WANZ)” (2012)

An antithesis of typical hip-hop while still maintaining the authenticity, “Thrift Shop” was an anomaly of the early ‘10s. The song not only recognized that the inflation of prices due to brand recognition was, in fact, ridiculous, but also glamorized intelligent spending and second-hand purchases while being fun and approachable. Fun DJ fact: this song mixes with the Sorta Crackers Band’s version of the “Chicken Dance” unexpectedly well. So unhear that…

3. FLO RIDA “LOW (FEAT. T-PAIN)” (2007)

Apple Bottom Jeans were actually a brand put out by rapper Nelly, who, like most hip-hop stars of the early aughts, capitalized in any way possible on his brief success. Flo Rida, a rapper, loosely defined, from, get this, Florida, hit number one on the Billboard chart for ten weeks with this club banger. The song describes differing outfit preferences, where one shawty has the jeans and fur boots and another is wearing baggy sweatpants and Reebok sneakers, although both apparently have large posteriors. Interestingly, there is no winner in this song’s outfit competition, as Flo Rida later states that he “prefer(s) them (with) no clothes” and so maybe we can skip back to the taking off of clothes instructions that closed out Side A of our mix in order to please everyone involved.

4. CARDI B “BODAK YELLOW” (2017)

Ten years later, we go from boots with fur to red-bottomed shoes, a signature of French fashion designer Christian Louboutin. Cardi B (real name: Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar) was raised in the South Bronx and began stripping at age 19, before starring in the sixth and seventh seasons of VH1’s reality show “Love & Hip-Hop: New York.” She left the show to pursue a career in music and it seems to be going “okkkuuurrr” so far, especially considering she made enough money to cover expensive dental work, which she even relays in the song “it ain’t cheap” to get one’s teeth fixed. She broke all types of records with “Bodak Yellow” and credits her aggressive style to early ‘00s rappers Khia and Trina. Cardi shows no sign of slowing down with acting, music, and political activism keeping her busy.

5. SISQÓ “THONG SONG” (2000)

Would you believe it if I told you this song was inspired by The Beatles’ “Eleanor Rigby”? I had to read it a few times myself, but, yes, that is a fact. The strings are inspired by jazz artist Wes Montgomery’s cover of the Revolver track, and the lyrics are inspired by a butt. So that’s a dichotomy if ever I heard one. Do I really have to analyze and critique this one? It’s the fucking “Thong Song.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZbXPscPdD8

6. SHONTELLE “T-SHIRT” (2008)

There is something to be said about gender-swapping clothing. Whether it’s Nirvana wearing dresses for a photo shoot, Buffalo Bill dancing in a kimono, or a viral gender-swap challenge on YouTube or TikTok, this song has Shontelle in her bf’s t-shirt and that’s pretty cool. There’s something liberating or taboo about wearing the assigned uniform of the opposite sex for some, and in this song it’s simply a comfort. Is it the smell? Is it the blanket of familiarity? Listen and decide for yourself. I almost forgot about she existed until a friend suggested the song for this mixtape, then in found out in March 2020, Shontelle released the single “Remember Me” and I felt bad so this song got the pity inclusion.

7. SHORTY LONG “DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS” (1964)

This Motown single initially failed to chart until it was reworked and backended with “Good Golly Miss Molly” two years later by Mitch Ryder. Frederick Earl “Shorty” Long had his biggest hit with “Here Comes the Judge” in 1968 which reached number 8 on Billboard pop charts, but it was “Devil…” that was iconic for many reasons, not least of all that it was the first release on Motown’s subsidiary Soul label. It’s a shame that he was ignored by Motown, but hopefully his legacy will live longer than he did: his boat crashed in 1969 drowning he and a friend in the Detroit River. His epitaph states: “So there endeth the career of a man who sang what he wanted to sing – everything from the blues to romantic ballads, from wild and crazy numbers to a utopian vision of Heaven on Earth. Short in stature but big in talent, he entertained and amazed us, and finally he inspired us.”

8. ELVIS COSTELLO “(THE ANGELS WANNA WEAR MY) RED SHOES” (1977)

Written on a train from London to Liverpool in about 10 minutes, this third single from Costello’s debut album is admittedly a staple in live sets, maybe due to its catchiness, maybe its biting lyrics (“Oh, I said, ‘I’m so happy I could die’ / She said, ‘Drop dead’ then left with another guy”), but either way, it remains a classic. It probably didn’t hurt that future Doobie Brother John McFee played Byrd-like jangle pop riffs on this single, as this album was recorded before Elvis recruited The Attractions.

9. THE PSYCHEDELIC FURS “PRETTY IN PINK” (1986)

While Tim Butler’s claim that this song “helped the sale of pink clothes worldwide” may be debatable, it’s not under discussion about how influential the song was for the ‘80s teen film of the same name from famed director John Hughes and iconic actress Molly Ringwold. Interestingly enough, the original single from 1981 made less than a splash on the charts and it wasn’t until the filmmaker asked the band to rerecord the song for the film with a “saxed-up” version and guitars that were actually in tune that the song actually made a splash, even if it has some unintelligible mumblings about Oedipus and Greek mythology. The soundtrack version is included on this mixtape.

10. ZZ TOP “SHARP DRESSED MAN” (1983)

This Texas trio did well following in the southern rock footsteps of Lynyrd Skynyrd and the Allman Brothers, but in 1983, with the rise of MTV, their comically large beards, spinning guitars, and affinity for hot rods became a staple to their look. While it may be true that every girl is crazy for a sharp dressed man, it doesn’t hurt to have killer guitar chops in the traditional blues vein, and guitarist Billy Gibbons has just that and more.

11. RANCID “TIME BOMB” (1995)

The lyrics to the first verse are literally stolen from an earlier Rancid song “Motorcycle Ride” off Let’s Go. A strangely sanitized version of this is covered by Lane’s band on the show Gilmore Girls, in which Sebastian Bach of Skid Row plays bass and doesn’t know the correct words. Also, since there was a meme going around that “ska sounds like what plays in a 13 year old’s head when he gets extra mozzarella sticks” and all of this is true, but ska actually predates reggae by about a decade (a discussion best left to ska subreddits and actual rude boys), but Rancid’s brand of ska-punk, developed mainly by the Clash and perfected by Rancid’s own Matt Freeman and Tim Armstrong in their previous group Operation Ivy, is what makes me personally long for the mid- to late-‘90s the most. Skank it out to the final track in your black coat, white shoes, and black hat and let’s pickituppickituppickitup next week when we talk about “Honoring the Dead” as our theme. 

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CANNIBALISM

You may be thinking, “What a strange theme!” Not necessarily the most popular topic amongst civilized society, but believe it or not, the practice of humans eating the flesh of other humans has been around, at least according to the archeological records, since Homo antecessor, Europe’s first known human species. Why would people do this? It may have developed due to food shortages, or it could have been predator control. In some more modern cultures, human flesh was considered somewhat of a delicacy for special occasions. The Maoris of New Zealand would feast on the flesh of their enemies after a battle. Some tribes in Africa would cook specific organs as rites in magical ceremonies because witch doctors believed certain virtues and strengths could be transferred through the digestion. And in Australia, some Aboriginal groups ate their dead relatives as a sign of respect, also known as endocannibalism. Whatever the reason, possibly due to its taboo nature in today’s world, cannibalism is fascinating. So here is a mixtape for eating a census taker’s liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Listen to the mix in order as you read about all of these hot hot tracks, via Mixcloud embed:

SIDE A

1. RAYMOND SCOTT “DINNER MUSIC FOR A PACK OF HUNGRY CANNIBALS” (1937)

While you may not know who Raymond Scott is, you’re more than likely familiar with his compositions, which have been adapted and used in cartoons such as Looney Tunes, Ren & Stimpy, The Simpsons, & Animaniacs. His descriptive jazz style yielded such titles as “New Year’s Eve in a Haunted House,” “Bumpy Weather Over Newark,” and, of course, this song that opens our cannibalism playlist. Despite the tribal nature of this composition, Scott was actually a revolutionary in electronic music and was, much like Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys, often found in the control room innovating recording technologies. 

2. THE CADETS “STRANDED IN THE JUNGLE” (1956)

Alternately known as The Jacks for a different label, The Cadets may have been the second group to record this novelty hit (the first being the Jay Hawks), but they were the first to climb up the chart with it. They broke up later that year when bass singer William “Dub” Jones joined the Coasters and lead singer Aaron Collins formed the Flairs. Great googa-mooga!

3. AEROSMITH “EAT THE RICH” (1991)

A gem from this Boston group’s late-‘80s-‘90s resurgence period, “Eat the Rich” seems like a silly and hypocritical statement opening their best selling album worldwide, “Get a Grip” which has sold upward of 20 million copies. The sentiment makes sense in a world of growing economic divide, even if the ‘take your Grey Poupon, my friend, and shove it up your ass!” line doesn’t really hold up into the 2020s, as maybe rich people’s defining trait may no longer be their choice in condiment.

4. IGGY POP “EAT OR BE EATEN” (1982)

This man rarely wears a shirt and used to smear peanut butter all over himself. Would that make for a more delicious dining experience once his remains are digested? We’ll have to wait and find out. From what is widely considered a failure album of the godfather of punk, “Zombie Birdhouse,” this track has a B-52’s vibe with some interesting free association. Nowhere near the level of “I Wanna Be Your Dog” or “The Passenger,” but still an interesting and fun track. 

5. THE MISFITS “BLOODFEAST” (1983)

A string of sold out reunion shows in 2016-2019 featuring original members Glenn Danzig, Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein, and Jerry Only (joined by Slayer drummer Dave Lombardo), showed that people have been influenced and affected by the horror-punk style and iconic logo of this Lodi, New Jersey group. This song, like most of their compositions, was inspired by a horror film of the same name from 1963 where a psychopathic food caterer kills women to include their body parts in his recipes and is largely considered the first splatter film. 

6. MOTÖRHEAD “EAT THE RICH” (1987)

Another song inspired by a film, but this time written for the British black comedy of the same name, “Eat the Rich” is a pretty straight-forward idea. The film features Motörhead bassist/singer Ian “Lemmy” Kilmister and has a plot that makes about as much sense as you’d expect. 

7. MUDHONEY “WHERE THE FLAVOR IS” (2002)

Recorded after bassist Matt Lukin left, “Since We’ve Become Translucent” may not be the most memorable Mudhoney record, but it holds its own. A mix of muddy distortion and horns makes one feel upbeat about getting put into a vat and eaten.

8. SCRATCH ACID “CANNIBAL” (1984)

Pioneers of Texas noise-rock, this Austin group’s debut EP was consistently mentioned by Kurt Cobain as one of his favorites. Dubbed “the American equivalent of The Birthday Party” by journalist Will Lerner, this group holds their own against fellow groups Big Black, Sonic Youth and Butthole Surfers.

9. AT THE DRIVE-IN “ARCARSENAL” (2000)

The opening track from their third album, “Relationship of Command,” this post-hardcore group from El Paso, Texas, was recorded after their stint opening for Rage Against the Machine. The album (and subsequent singles) artwork focused mainly on the Trojan War, so it’s only fitting that the members of the band split to form groups The Mars Volta and Sparta.

10. RADIOHEAD “KNIVES OUT” (2001)

With Smiths-inspired guitars, this track from Radiohead’s fifth album “Amnesiac” took 373 days to complete recording, according to Ed O’Brien. Tom Yorke has claimed the lyrics are about cannibalism. The video was directed by Michel Gondry, best known for the film “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” and a slew of other music videos, not least of all Björk’s “Human Behaviour.”

11. SILVERSUN PICKUPS “CANNIBAL” (2014)

The only new track on a singles collection released as a celebration of their 10-year relationship with Dangerbird Records, “Cannibal” is a driving track from this group of alt-rock vets. Frontman Brian Aubert told Rolling Stone that “we have a band amnesia that keeps us from looking at the past.” This philosophy can be a motivating factor in always building on where you’ve been and constantly moving forward, which is a necessity for any artist looking to create authentic and original pieces versus stagnation and predictable repetition. Silversun has yet to repeat themselves.

12. THE ROLLING STONES “TOO MUCH BLOOD” (1983)

Not the most memorable Stones release, but anytime you can get a recording of Mick Jagger rambling about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and commenting on violence in the media, you’ve just got to dance. Wait… really? Yes. There’s even a dance remix of this funky tune. Maybe it’s the tribal connection to cannibalism that really makes so many of these songs make you wanna move, or maybe it’s just the fire under the cauldron in which you’re being cooked.

SIDE B

1. SLEEPER AGENT “EAT YOU UP” (2014)

The band went from being a Rolling Stone band to watch, opening for Cage the Elephant, and playing a cruise ship with Weezer, to breaking up and their singer Alex auditioning for The Voice and being a part of Team Gwen. Quite the ride. But the music made still remains, and this track, which I kept thinking was a Grouplove song when it was released, is a great opener for Side B.

2. ALKALINE TRIO “EATING ME ALIVE” (2010)

Off the first release on their Heart & Skull label, this entire album has a theme of love, often described through metaphor. The use of synthesizer on this track throws a little glam on the gothic rock vibe, which can be refreshing, unless you’re Alternative Press critic Scott Heisel, who called the use of the instrument “awful.” Personally, I’d rather be eaten alive to synthesizers than, say, bagpipes or a banjo, but that’s me. 

3. REEL BIG FISH “CANNIBAL” (2007)

A lot of band’s deep cuts here on this week’s mix, proving that cannibalism isn’t necessarily a relatable theme. But this six-minute plus Layla-esque opus from Reel Big Fish’s “Monkeys for Nothin’ and the Chimps for Free” proves that you don’t need to sell out or be trendy to make great music. This song also has a dance remix available, but I felt the drawn-out ending of this original really made the track.

4. TOTO COELO “I EAT CANNIBALS” (1982)

A new wave band called “Total Coelo” in the U.S. to avoid confusion with “Africa” singers Toto, these one-hit wonders (surprisingly the follow-up single “Dracula’s Tango (Sucker for Your Love)” was not a commercial success) named their group after the Latin phrase which means “by the whole extent of the heavens.” Their whole extent was basically this song, but the video makes it all worth while, like a cross between Zoobilee Zoo and G.L.O.W.

5. NOFX “EAT THE MEEK (DUB MIX)” (2002)

Another cannibal song that got a remix, this one being originally from the “Wankin’ In The Pit” compilation album, this mix later appeared on the “45 or 46 Songs That Weren’t Good Enough to Go on Our Other Records record.” Possibly a later career exploration of the “Kill All The White Man” esthetic, “Eat the Meek” was played in concert by NOFX many times in their late career as a bit of a break so the crowd and band could catch their breath. Featuring Swiftian lyrics (Jonathan, not Taylor) that explore eating the meek as a way to solve the problem of overpopulation and lead vocals/trumpet work from guitarist El Hefe, 

6. HALL & OATES “MANEATER” (1982)

Purveyors of blue-eyed soul, this duo of Daryl Hall and John Oates both were raised in the Philadelphia suburbs and spent the late-‘60s joining doo-wop groups in the Philadelphia ghettos. They met when their groups performed in a battle of the bands at Adelphi Ballroom and both were students at Temple University. This number one hit was originally a written as reggae tune, but turned into a Motown vibe with the bassline. The lyrics initially were supposed to touch on the themes of greed, avarice and spoiled riches that were prevalent in 1980s New York City, but were changed to be about a girl, since that’s more relatable. Would love to get Patrick Bateman’s take on this one.

7. BILLY IDOL “FLESH FOR FANTASY” (1983)

Guitarist Steve Stevens has this hypnotic palm-muted riff that just takes you to another planet while Billy curls his lip, tightens his fist and demands “FLESH!” This song was featured in episodes of Miami Vice and American Horror Story and was apparently inspired by the episodic anthology film “Flesh and Fantasy” from 1943 starring Edward G. Robinson and Barbara Stanwyck. While this song isn’t necessarily about cannibalism (*cue nerd voice* I think it’s actually about sex, you guys!), it fit perfectly on this mix and if Billy Idol ever becomes a zombie, he’ll compel millions of women to give up their mortal coil with one Elvis-inspired lip twinge and sweaty leather vest (or, hell, even a leather sweater-vest. Dude can make a fashion statement).

8. THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION “MR. GREEN GENES” (1969)

While Mr. Green Genes is also the name of a character on Captain Kangaroo (spelled Greenjeans), a kale and spinach smoothie and the world’s first glow-in-the-dark cat, here it is referring to a song by Frank Zappa & The Mothers from the album “Uncle Meat.” The more famous variation was “Son of Mr. Green Genes” off Zappa’s album “Hot Rats.” It only mentions on instance of cannibalism, eating a garbage truck driver (with his gloves), which seems less than nutritious, despite Zappa’s claims to the contrary.

9. GENESIS “THE LAMIA” (1974)

Conceived by original lead singer Peter Gabriel, “The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway” was his final stint with the group before leaving in 1975. Later, other band members admitting to being unsupportive of Gabriel at this time, possibly because they wanted to do a concept album based on “The Little Prince,” rather than what Peter was proposing. This track buried on Side Three of their double album proved only fitting as a penultimate track here.

10. SWEENEY TODD “A LITTLE PRIEST” (1979)

From an artist of big risks, someone who redefined the Broadway musical, Stephen Sondheim adapted “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street,” the children’s boogeyman who slit throats and made meat pies. Nellie Lovett and Sweeney Todd sing this (also known as “The Pie Song”) talking about what they’re going to do with the bodies of the barber’s customers. The character originated in Victorian “penny dreadfuls,” which were the equivalent of cheap paperbacks or, dare I say, TikTok, today. The songs ends our flirtation with cannibalism this week. 

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Fire

The idea of fire in regards to human civilization is as ubiquitous and important as life itself. The ability to use, control, and create fire back in the days of homo erectus became so imperative that human beings evolved into the only species that could nutritionally thrive on cooked meat. While it took some time for humans to be able to harness the power of fire for themselves, most likely obtaining it at first from forest fires and wildfires begun by struck lightning, mythology is rife with stories of gods that either controlled, blessed, provided, or used fire as part of their power and allure. The most well-known, at least in the Western World, is that of Greek titan Prometheus, who famously gave the human race the gift of fire, and was rewarded by an angry Zeus for eternity as an eagle ate his liver while he was helplessly chained to a rock. 

But the symbolism of fire is rampant in storytelling and songwriting, as shown by this week’s mixtape. Fire has come to represent many things: the Christians, the Chinese and Hebrews viewed fire as a symbol of divinity; it can represent creation, destruction, and transformation interchangeably; it can stand in for passion, for danger, for unchecked power; it is the destruction of cities and civilizations, yet is the rebirth of mythical birds in both ancient times and the J.K. Rowling Wizarding World. 

The use of fire in song is by no means completely documented in this mix, as, without much effort, I was able to select over twice as many as necessary tracks, which, truth be told, may have even been more representative of the theme than some which ended up making the final cut. Part of the allure of any art project is what is left out as much as what is used, leading to a discussion among scholars and fans that is as if not more important than the art itself. I initially began with The Jimi Hendrix Experience’s “Fire,” The Doors’ “Light My Fire,” Deep Purple’s “Smoke on the Water,” and The Trammps’ “Disco Inferno,” only one of which, as you will see, actually made the final cut. Reasons for this may be interesting, or may just be the result of a caffeine-addled brain at some ungodly hour. Discussion, gratitude, or condemnation of such choices is always encouraged in the comment section. Because criticism and appreciation isn’t just the participatory act of listening, it’s also the relaying of thought and feeling, the two-way street known as communication. So pass the fire back to me and complete the ritual.

Ladies and gentleman, geeks and nerds, audiophiles and music aficionados, allow me to present the first in what I hope is many Surviving Life mixtapes for Geekscape. (Technically, this isn’t the first, but it’s the first since 2013, so let’s set that last attempt on fire and start fresh, like a forest floor that has been singed only to allow new seeds to flourish.) This mixtape is literally fire.

Listen to the mix in order as you read about all of these hot hot tracks, via Mixcloud embed:

SIDE A

1. OHIO PLAYERS “FIRE” (1974)

We open with a universal alarm, a siren, calling attention that what’s about to happen is hot. The simple monosyllabic title conjures mental images of heat and flame, as well as the firefighter hat-wearing model from the album cover. The song itself was the first number one single for this group from Dayton, Ohio. If it also alludes to the vibes of Wild Cherry’s “Play That Funky Music,” it is because this track was the catalyst for that funk tune. The Ohio Players mostly had funky nicknames like “Rock,” “Diamond,” “Sugarfoot,” “Pee Wee,” “Satch,” and then there’s piano and keyboard specialist “Billy,” The song has been used by Toyota in commercials and also by DJs every time a fire breaks out at a wedding or prom. This felt like the right place to start as the groove is as funky as the song’s subject is hot: this track is a four-alarm, child.

2. EARTH, WIND & FIRE “SERPENTINE FIRE” (1977)

While both the band and this track mention fire, the song itself is a great second entry and, as was pointed out by The Guardian, “runs on pure adrenaline.” This song was noted as the 307th best single of all-time back in 1989, and is somewhat buried by the success of “Shining Star,” “Let’s Groove,” and “September,” but I’m kinda hoping it makes it’s way back into public consciousness. Your neck will inadvertently let you know, this song is a bop.

3. THE POINTER SISTERS “FIRE” (1978)

Again, fire. Simple. This time it is about kisses which seem to ignite sparks. Growing up in a very religious household where the sisters would listen to and sing gospel music, it is a jump into the secular that brought success to these West Oakland siblings. This song even has the biblical allusion to Samson & Delilah. There is no urgency to put this fire out. It seems controlled and welcomed like heat in the dead of winter. 

4. ALICIA KEYS “GIRL ON FIRE” (2012)

“This girl is on fii-yahh” Is she a witch? Is she a phoenix? Is she completing a shooting streak on NBA Jam? Whatever she’s doing, the world is taking notice. This girl is simultaneously on and walking on fire. She is encapsulating all the positives of fire that could be used as metaphor in song. This is just unbridled positivity. Motivation music. (And those drums, which are a big part of the allure, are an interpolation of “The Big Beat” by Billy Squier, so check that out as well.)

5. BLOODHOUND GANG “FIRE WATER BURN” (1996)

Yes, the chorus is lyrically taken from a song which will be discussed later, but the verses are parody and satire the likes of which have never been equalled in song since the release of this album “One Fierce Beer Coaster” (a joke about the value of physical music that NOFX also used for their album “Coaster”). Jimmy Pop Ali raps with what is perceived as little-to-no enthusiasm using stereotypical hip-hop hype phrases like “c’mon party people throw your hands in the air” that sound almost Ben Stein-esque in nature. Whether this is a commentary on the white-washing of hip-hop, the commercial watering-down of lyricism in early nineties rap, or simply just a trope this Trappe, Pennsylvania native found chuckle-worthy, it is a timeless piece of alternative music history and therefore, found its home on this week’s mix.

6. THIRD EYE BLIND “BURNING MAN” (1997)

“’Burning Man’ is the single best sounding recording I’ve ever made. We did it on old broadcast Neve consoles and basically tracked and mixed it in one session. It’s still the loudest, most present, freshest damn thing. That’s what it sounds like being in the room.” – Stephan Jenkins

What else can I say about this song that isn’t said by the man himself? This is fire as rebirth. Let this one open you up like a burning pinecone and cleanse you of imperfection. “First we caffeinate, then incinerate.” If you weren’t awake before, you are now. 

7. TALKING HEADS “BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE” (1983)

Credit for this song partially goes to Parliament Funkadelic, who, during live jams, would often yell, “Burn down the house!” Chris Frantz, drummer, liked the audience chant so much that they used it on a song Talking Heads built out of their own jam. Again, they seem to not want water, or any stopping agent. The fire here is engulfing, but welcomed. 

8. FRANZ FERDINAND “THIS FIRE” (2004)

Glasgow-based band Franz Ferdinand, not to be confused with assassinated Austria-Hungary heir Archduke Franz Ferdinand (not that you fucking would confuse them, but I spent thousands on a political science degree I’m not using so let me name-drop World War I catalytic figures when I get the chance), started in art school and took over the world for a brief period in the early aughts. With influences as diverse as The Fall, David Bowie, and Talking Heads, the band could have been an elitist group for music snobs, but instead sold millions of albums in the dawn of the Napster-era, the decline of music civilization. This fire was out of control and makes you want to dance like the floor is lava and you’re wearing booties your grandma knit for you.

9. MIDNIGHT OIL “ BEDS ARE BURNING” (1988)

One of the biggest hits to come out of Australia, this track about Aboriginal land rights became an international hit somewhat due to the fact that the band almost refused to be in their own country during their 1988 Bicentennial celebration as somewhat of a protest against how their government was treating the indigenous people who had been present on the lands since before time began. The song itself infectious in groove and as expansive as the landscape it describes, but also poignant and empathetic lyrically as a life spent in activism. Don’t just listen to this one, be affected.

10. BILLY JOEL “WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE” (1989)

Joel himself has claimed the melody for this one is like “a dentist drill.” You either love of loathe this one. Personally, I made it a point to memorize this list of headline events turned into song, but that’s because I was an only child with very few friends and thought I would somehow impress people by accomplishing this. (I also memorized “B.O.B.” by Outkast and R.E.M.’s “It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)”  so if you ever want a memorable karaoke night, I’m accepting invites.) The song itself was born of a conversation Joel had just after turning 40. Someone claimed it was a “terrible time to be a 21-year-old,” and Joel thought back to the problems that were happening when he was that age, then just started listing things from the time of his birth until present. Many parodies have been written trying to update the song, but the coke-fueled speed, synthetic keyboard percussiveness, pretentious eighties “woke” culture, and list of societal Boomer events make this song an island entity in the tiny sub-genre of list songs.

11. THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE “FIRE” (1967)

At the height of the psychedelic sixties, there was a shooting star whose flame burned brighter than the midnight lamp and exploded by the dawn of the seventies. James Marshall Hendrix, a left-handed enigma who often would set his instrument ablaze (see: “Jimi Plays Monterey” by D.A. Pennebaker), left no stone unturned, not even the third one from the sun. This song includes the line “Move over Rover, and let Jimi take over,” which sounds like the walking-embodiment of a cheese log, but that afro-clad genius makes it feel like silk. That’s the thing about talent and confidence, they give you the freedom and the power to make even the most pungent stank desirable. I wanted to include the Crucial Taunt version from “Wayne’s World” just because this is Geekscape, and who wouldn’t get a kick out of that, but it was their only song from the movie not included on the soundtrack, so… we’re stuck with Jimi Fucking Hendrix. At least it isn’t the Chili Peppers.

12. ROCK MASTER SCOTT & THE DYNAMIC THREE “THE ROOF IS ON FIRE” (1984)

What else do you need? This is the chant used by Bloodhound Gang, Rancid, and Quad City DJs alike. I played this song on a rooftop on New Year’s Eve 2019 just before the ball dropped and it was cold, but no one felt it for the few minutes this track played. That could have been the copious amounts of alcohol imbibed by the patrons, but I like to think it was my perfect song selection which led into “Dance Monkey” as the first song of 2020. But I digress. You’ve said this chorus a million times, but this was the spark. The legacy speaks for itself.

SIDE B

1. JOHNNY CASH “RING OF FIRE” (1963)

Love as eternal damnation. Sometimes the taste of love is sweet, but other times it’s smoke and whiskey and burning. This classic from the man in black (originally written by future wife June Carter) takes heartache, adds some mariachi horns and biblical hellfire, and likens romantic loss to Dante Alighieri’s vision of the bad place. It itself is transformative and has been covered by many, not least of whom, Madonna, who should probably leave well enough alone at this point (see: bathtub diary quarantine video and elective plastic surgery on her face). 

2. KINGS OF LEON “SEX ON FIRE” (2008)

Yes, this was the turning point in these three brothers and one cousin from Tennessee’s career. They went from disheveled, indie-darling garage rockers, to disheveled mainstream arena-filing rockers in one “yooooooouuuuuu,” but the universal metaphor of love (here disguised as sex) as fire, resonated with late-2000s audiences much like it did for Johnny Cash decades earlier, ushering, probably not directly or possibly related at all, an era of fire emojis which filled text messages and Snapchat filters. The lyrics, interestingly enough, were originally supposed to be “set us on fire,” but a sound engineer misheard the chorus and commented, and so the band tried it out, also trying the variations socks on fire, snatch on fire, and cocks on fire, but ultimately settled for the misheard “Sex on Fire.” We’re still burning, there’s plenty of wood, and we’re gonna keep this party going.

3. BIFFY CLYRO “WHO’S GOT A MATCH?” (2007)

More relatives, this time a set of twins (James and Ben Johnston) on the rhythm section, led by songwriter Simon Neil, enter in with their heated track claiming multiple times, “I’m a fire and I’ll burn, burn, burn tonight!” What more do you need? The wordplay (“Which of the witches do you belong?”), the riffage, the way the song sparks like an ember and then quickly engulfs and entire field of audience members… it rages out of control like a panic attack directed through anger at a significant other without warning. Off their 2007 album “Puzzle” (their first in a trilogy of records produced by Garth Richardson), the Biff is huge in Europe and borderline unknown in the United States. They go from headlining the world’s biggest festivals to playing some of the smallest venues this side of the pond. A fucking sin if you ask me, but hopefully now you can answer the question “Who the fuck is Biffy Clyro?” (a question posed on their promotional material for this album) and will take some time to dig a bit deeper into their catalogue if you aren’t already initiated into the cult. ‘Mon the fuckin’ Biff!

4. BIG BLACK “KEROSENE” (1986)

Started in 1980s Chicago, Big Black was fronted by now-legendary producer Steve Albini (responsible for seminal records by Nirvana, Bush, Breeders, Jesus Lizard and more) and had the industrial pulse of a city put to music. The lyrics here about burning down a town that has been the harbinger of boredom and monotony, the guitar harmonics sparking a fire that is cleansing the overgrowth of mediocrity and bringing about the blossoming of the underground, taking root here in the mid-to-late-eighties and finally sprouting in the nineties amongst the ashes of hair metal and over-indulgent pop production.

5. ALKALINE TRIO “MAYBE I’LL CATCH FIRE” (2000)

More Chicagoans here with Matt Skiba’s fronted Alkaline Trio, off their last album on the Asian Man Records label. The intrinsic nature of the lyrics make one long for a warm blanket, like Skiba is using the fire for here in a house that feels cold and empty, and a person who feels like they wear a mask and only pretend to be nice to get what they want. This song really speaks for itself.

6. IRON MAIDEN “QUEST FOR FIRE” (1983)

Based on the 1981 animated French film of the same name featuring Ron Perlman, this is sometimes considered Maiden’s worst song based on the cheesiness of the lyrics (rumor has it Bruce Dickinson found the lyrics so funny, he kept laughing during the recording), but it’s still Maiden, which is still better than most of what is categorized as heavy metal. What isn’t debatable is the genius of iconic mascot Eddie, the rotting corpse who joins Maiden on stage and album covers. For a more succinct look at Maiden’s history, check out NOFX’s song “Eddie, Bruce & Paul” off their album Coaster. (Clearly, I like NOFX’s album Coaster…)

7. RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE “SLEEP NOW IN THE FIRE” (1999)

The fact that this was featured in the film Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle is not even enough to blemish this fiery masterpiece of anger. The lyrics come across like an understandably angered Cliff’s Notes reading of Howard Zinn’s “The People’s History of the United States” (which makes sense considering Tom Morello is a Harvard grad with a political science degree). Rage’s absence a few years after this album’s release was a true loss for conscious debate against blind nationalism in an America that fell hard for red, white, and blue fear-based patriotism following September 11th. But the fire is more about Wall Street greed and political gains through slavery in this song, a fire of a thousand suns engulfing encapsulated in a piercing guitar solo made through feedback, a whammy bar, and a toggle switch. 

8. THE PRODIGY “FIRESTARTER” (1996)

Less a song and, as Liam Howlett claimed, “It’s more like… an energy!” “Firestarter” was the crossover success Prodigy had been clamoring for. A brutal, color-drained music video featuring a manically energized vocalist Keith Flint shaking his head amongst the sewers sporting a generously-applied smokey eye, double-finned mohawk and an American flag sweater, one could not be but blown over by a shouting accent and blistering Breeders sample (“S.O.S.” from the album Last Splash). This was not a spark to ignite, but a dragon’s roar accompanied by the squeal of a village lain to waste. 

9. INCUBUS “PARDON ME” (2000)

After finding out his long-term girlfriend had been unfaithful and a few close friends had died, Brandon Boyd connected his feelings with the idea of spontaneous combustion, something he’d recently seen on a documentary. The lyrics “Pardon me while I burst into flames” was immediately written on his hands when he made the connection. The guitar solo is replaced by DJ Kilmore’s scratching and adds fury to an already fast-paced and manically-confused aura. These flames had no spark, no cause… possibly the most dangerous fire of all, although many Victorian writers linked spontaneous human combustion with alcoholism.

10. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN “I’M ON FIRE” (1984)

If any song were to sum up the pause in Dr. Frank-N-Furter’s “antici-pation,” it would be this classic off “Born in the U.S.A.” Featuring an iconic cover shot by famed-photog Annie Leibovitz and a track-listing that runs down like a greatest hits collection, this song is oft-overlooked, but should never be skipped. A pure two minutes and forty-two seconds of genuine lovesickness, this track ends too quickly, but at least we get through it alive, before the fire goes out.

11. THE ROLLING STONES “PLAY WITH FIRE” (1965)

Admittedly, I’m not the world’s biggest Stones fan, not because I dislike the music, I just always pick the Beatles over the Stones, even though there isn’t necessarily a reason to choose one over the other other than media hype and my own made-up rivalry, especially in this day and age. Therefore, I’d not heard this song until Wes Anderson shoved it down my throat in “The Darjeeling Limited”, and even then, I wasn’t sure of its origins. When I came to do this mix, it seemed more important to include this track than “Smoke on the Water” or “Light My Fire” and so here it is. For no other reason than it felt right. Something hypnotic about the melody feels like being charmed back into a recoiled version of myself in a wicker basket and for some reason that’s calming. Let’s poke the embers and slowly burn out as the fire mix dies down.

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12. THE DIRTY HEADS “BURN BY MYSELF” (2012)

A song about smoking the devil’s lettuce by oneself and wanting someone to join in. Nothing cerebral or high brow, just chilling. The desire for friends with similar interests and a shared state of mind is one that can be relatable to any and all, regardless of interests, substance use preference, location, or age. We just want to be understood and what better way to do that than to gather and share an experience? There may not be one.

13. BEN HARPER “BURN ONE DOWN” (1995)

Basically James Taylor-meets-Bob Marley, this is simply Ben vocalizing his pro-marijuana stance and claiming, “If you don’t like my fire, don’t come around,” which is basically how most smokers feel. “I’m gonna smoke, either join me, or just go somewhere else, because I’m not hurting anyone.” Hard logic to argue with, even if you’re an over-caffeinated advocate of sobriety. I realize I just back-to-backed the weed songs, and being so close to April 20, 2020, a date (okay, entire month) most smokers have been waiting for since the invention of the meme, I figured what better way to wind down an intense fiery mix of tunes than these last two? 

Thanks for checking out this week’s mixtape! Be sure to let me know what songs you did and didn’t like, and which we may have missed in the comments section. See you next week when the theme is cannablism: the eating of human flesh.