A Very Geekscape Christmas (2013) by A.J. Santini on Mixcloud

The holidays are probably the most hectic time of the year.  Just minutes after you’ve ingested loads of tryptophan-laden turkey, catastrophic amounts of carbohydrate-based side dishes, and had at least one uncomfortable conversation with an intoxicated family member, the stores begin a barrage of bargains and a slew of sales that force other-wise well-meaning human beings to trample one another and forget the entire spirit of the season for seventeen dollars off a gaming console.  With all the cards to send out, presents to buy, holiday parties for work, friends, and with a growing divorce rate requiring more and more stops to make over the course of the month with families, it’s no wonder we find comfort in tradition.  Whether it’s watching a film, decorating a tree, reading a book, visiting a location, buying a new Nutcracker, exchanging gifts, playing with your grandfather’s antique Lionel train set, or just hearing that one song you only get to sing this time of year, there’s some sanity hidden inside the insanity.

Now, as a music lover and part-time critic, I’d simply love to give you two hours of holiday tunes you’ve never heard of and say, “Check this out!”  But the disc jockey and realist in me knows that no one is going to tolerate that much unfamiliar territory this close to Christmas.  I’ve been discussing the idea of a Geekscape Christmas with fellow contributor Saint Mort for the entire month of December, and it’s taken me this long to figure out how to approach it.  (I’m writing this article at 9:35 PM EST on Christmas Eve Eve.)

I saw a meme today that said, “One song can spark a thousand memories.”  I think that perfectly describes the love/hate relationship many people have with holiday-themed tunes.  We only hear them for a month and then we can’t stand them for the other eleven.  That may also be why it’s so hard for newer Christmas songs to catch on and stay in the canon of public acceptance.  Most of the time, bands just remake a classic quickly to fulfill a contractual obligation, and it turns out to be shite.  And many of the newer songs just mention a bunch of phrases we’ve heard ad nauseum since childhood (trim the tree, deck the halls, winter wonderland, stockings, Santa… there’s a definite formula).

Keeping all this in mind, I’ve put together a mixtape of new and old classics which I heard this season that truly made me reminisce or piqued my interest into thinking we may hear them again in the coming years.  I doubt I’ll have included your favorites, but I hope I have at least put together something enjoyable to soundtrack the last moments of your celebration.  Whatever you’re into, I hope you find something here.  Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, May the force be with you… whatever you believe, we wish it be merry.

Check out the mix:

A Very Geekscape Christmas (2013) by A.J. Santini on Mixcloud

 

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Tracklisting:

Straight No Chaser – The Christmas Can-Can
The Beach Boys – Little Saint Nick
Elvis Presley –  Santa Claus Is Back In Town
Vince Guaraldi Trio   –  Linus And Lucy
Zooey Deschanel & Leon Redbone  –   Baby, It’s Cold Outside
Thurl Ravenscroft     –  You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
Donny Hathaway    –  This Christmas
Darlene Love    –   Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
Brenda Lee    – Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree
Roy Wood & Wizzard – I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday
Charles Bradley – Every Day Is Christmas (When I’m Lovin’ You)
Charles Brown – Please Come Home for Christmas
Ferrante & Teicher   – Sleigh Ride
Doris Day –   Here Comes Santa Claus
Ludacris  – Ludacrismas
Run-DMC  – Christmas In Hollis
Clarence Carter  – Back Door Santa
Stevie Wonder  –  What Christmas Means to Me
Chuck Berry  –   Run Rudolph Run
Bobby Helms  –  Jingle Bell Rock
Oscar    –  I Hate Christmas
Danny Elfman – What’s This?
Bugs Bunny & Friends  – The Halle-Looney Chorus (Medley)
Jackson 5 – Up On the Housetop
Louis Armstrong & The Commanders – Cool Yule
Fiona Apple  – Frosty the Snowman
Otis Redding –  White Christmas
Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings                Ain’t No Chimneys In the Projects
James Brown – Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto
Dr. Dog  –  Christmas Party
Atomic Tom  – Last Christmas
The Ramones  –  Merry Christmas (I Don’t Wanna Fight Tonight)
Bad Religion  –  O Come All Ye Faithful
NOFX  –  Xmas Has Been X’ed
The Vandals  – Oi To The World!
Weezer – We Wish You A Merry Christmas
blink-182  – I Won’t Be Home for Christmas
The Kinks  – Father Christmas
The Waitresses    –   Christmas Wrapping
The Format – Holly Jolly Christmas
Fall Out Boy  – Yule Shoot Your Eye Out
The Chipmunks –   The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)
Lou Monte – Dominic, The Christmas Donkey
Gayla Peevey – I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
The Drifters   –  White Christmas
The Pogues – Fairytale Of New York (feat. Kirsty MacColl)
The Pretenders   – 2000 Miles
honeyhoney – The Naughtiness of Me
The Lonely Island –  Dick in a Box (feat. Justin Timberlake)
South Park   –   Merry Fucking Christmas

It’s no revelation to regurgitate Friedrich Nietzche’s quote “Without music, life would be a mistake” at this point.  We know this.  The music geeks and audiophiles and song snobs all agree that there is music in everything, but the art form itself, from whatever genre cocoon it emerges, is transcendent.  This is the first installment in what, we hope, will be a recurring journey into musical discovery, both old and new, familiar and foreign, popular and underground (insert other applicable antonyms here to show mastery of written language).  Let’s begin with the new stuff.  While some of these artists may ring a bell, or currently be gaining radio airplay, others may not be so recognizable.  All the songs, I feel however, are enjoyable and possibly represent a future emergence by their creators.  Then again, we may never hear from them again.  Regardless, here are 90 minutes of suggestions to fill up dual sides of a blank cassette (or you can just listen to the pre-made Mixcloud mix linked at the bottom).  Links to their iTunes or Amazon stores are provided.  Please download responsibly.

Welcome to the first Geekscape Mixtape.  As Bob Dylan said at Newport:  “Play it fucking loud!”

Side A

1.  The Hot Sprockets   “Soul Brother”

This rock’n’soul blues quintet from Dublin, Ireland possess all the qualities that should begin a good mix.  They rock, they roll, they soul (?) and they get right to the point.  Their bare bones approach and effective minimal harmonies shake hips and nod heads.  “Soul Brother” will appear on their yet untitled forthcoming sophomore effort and if you’re not pounding the steering wheel or beating your thighs raw to the beat by the fifteen second mark, you’re either dead inside or deaf all over.

2.  Emily Bell   “Back to the Way I Was”

From her debut album “In Technicolor,” this musical theater veteran combines everything from the 1960s that defined a decade while redefining Texas pop soul for a new millennium.  This track may sound a bit melodically like KT Tunstall’s “Black Horse & the Cherry Tree,” but it sounds like everything that was missing from that track was given a defibrillator jolt of down-home electric Delta blues and then, just for fun, hooked the nipples to a car battery and cranked it to 11.  See why she was voted No. 1 artist to watch at SXSW 2013 here:

3.  Elastic Bond   “Pierdo el Control”

You don’t need to speak the language to find the groove infectious as this Miami four-piece proves on their album “Real.”  Combining folkloric rhythms, Latino tradition and classic soul (with a hint of electronic beats) to make a truly original sound vocalized through Honduran singer/songwriter Sofy Encanto.

4.   Flox   “Right Here”

“Doubts is the reason that I feel, darkness makes everything so unreal.”  This Parisian-based Englishman performs what some consider “nu-reggae-electronica,” (which is why I despise labels, because we get stupid combinations like that…)  The point is, just listen, drop the labels and enjoy the vibe.

5.  The Front Bottoms   “Funny You Should Ask”

Bergen County, New Jersey natives recently released their album “Talon of the Hawk” and it couldn’t be a better sophomore effort.  The song has a way of making you rethink some relationship mistakes you’ve made in the past, and allows you to blame your discretions on youth and inexperience and move forward, but in a fun, bouncy, garage rock way.


6. Shannon and the Clams   “Ozma”

The guitar work sounds like a Santo & Johnny song getting kicked in the balls by Ray Davies while Kathleen Hanna revisits her youthful riot grrl attitude under the pretense of a doo-wop cover.  Howling and beautiful, the chorus “I think I love you.  I know I love you.  I always loved you” reminds you that maybe you should’ve just trusted your gut a few years ago and that good things come to those who wait.

7. John Oates   “Don’t Cross Me Wrong (feat. Vince Gill)”

Half of the Philly blue-eyed soul duo Hall & Oates is taking us on a musical journey for the next year with “Good Road to Follow” by working with special guest artists and producers and releasing new music.  For the first single, he worked with Hot Chelle Rae, and now he’s teamed up with Vince Gill for this bluesy-horn-filled back porch rocker.

8. Dawes   “From a Window Seat”

After playing alongside Jackson Browne at Occupy Wall Street, jamming with Chris Robinson and Conor Oberst and co-headlining with Blitzen Trapper, Dawes is back with their third album “Stories Don’t End.”  This headphone-cancelling flight song is perfect for cruising at any altitude in any vehicle.

9. Caro Emerald   “Back It Up”

This track may be from 2009, but it’s worth bringing back for your listening pleasure.  Caroline Esmeralda van der Leeuw (thankfully, she has a stage name) is a Dutch jazz singer who adds some wonderful modern elements to her music for spice.

10. City Rain   “The Optimist”

Philadelphia natives Ben Runyan and Scott Cumpstone have returned as City Rain with a new single and, like its title suggests, it’s brimming with positivity.  They’ve even started an internet campaign to have people hold up the song’s mantra “There’s an optimist in me” signs on various social networks.  And with all the negativity out there, it just might be a small ingredient in the soup to keep our societal spirits up.

11. Atomic Tom   “Music Makes The Heart Grow Stronger”

Another group with great internet presence, you might remember them as the band that had their “instruments stolen” and performed their song “Take Me Out” on pubic transit, or from their awesome The Human League cover of “Don’t You Want Me” from the “Take Me Home Tonight” soundtrack.  Maybe you’re completely unfamiliar, and that’s okay too, because Atomic Tom is back with a love letter to the positive power of music to not only heal but also inspire.  And they’ve done both beautifully on this song.

12. Mumford & Sons   “Hopeless Wanderer”

There’s such an unwarranted backlash against these Brits, and I still don’t understand why.  Sure, they didn’t grow up in the dustbowl, but that doesn’t dilute their music.  Luckily they have a sense of humor about it and made a video that allows us to laugh with them for one of their best songs on “Babel.”  Jason Sudeikis, Jason Bateman, Ed Helms and Will Forte team up to make what is quite possibly the video of the year (yes, even over “Blurred Lines”).

SIDE B

1. Dr. Dog   “The Truth”

Philly indie rockers are releasing their eighth album “B-Room,” in the fall, and, if this first single is any indication, it promises to be more soulful than past records.  With a new recording studio and only their third release on the Epitaph Records sub-division Anti-, this new side to the three dotted psych-poppers (fun fact:  their three dot logo is a guitar diagram for a D chord) may prove to be their most introspective and accessible yet.

2. Nanna.B   “Sum O’ Sometimes”

Scandinavian soul artist Nanna.B is a playful and gentle songbird who pulls influences from all over the world to create her unique R&B that builds a wonderful bridge between Dusty Springfield and D’Angelo.

3.  The Lumineers   “Submarines”

I heard three different Lumineers songs the other day in three different stops in one shopping mall.  I don’t know if it’s the Colbert Bump they got recently, the re-release of a deluxe edition of their debut, or if the music is just that good for their crossover potential, but they are definitely everywhere right now.  This is the song I couldn’t stop repeating when I first got the album last year and for some reason it reminds me of the Robert Zemeckis and Steven Spielberg comedy “1941”.

4. Avicii   “Wake Me Up (feat. Aloe Blacc)”

Responsible for the biggest EDM hit of the past 2 years, “Levels,” Avicii is back with a folky-soulful anthem that confused (and pretty much infuriated) a festival earlier in the year, acting almost as a mirror effect of Bob Dylan going electric at Newport Folk.  Aloe Blacc is a completely under-appreciated vocalist, and the lyrics are about as universal as a road trip film.

5. Meek Mill   “Levels”

Robert Williams is a Philadelphia hip-hop artist better known as Meek Mill.  He was briefly with Atlanta rapper T.I.’s label before becoming part of Rick Ross’ Miami outfit Maybach Music.  This one is off the upcoming Maybach compilation “Self Made Vol. 3”.

6. A$AP Ferg   “Shabba (feat. A$AP Rocky)”

All I can do is think of the old “In Living Color” sketch where Marlon Wayans parodied Shabba Ranks and sang “Mr. Ugly Man… SHABBA” when I hear this.  But if Andy Warhol’s Factory were set in modern day Harlem, you’d have the A$AP Mob.  Almost a New York D12 for this decade.  A$AP stands for “Always Strive and Prosper” and with the talent so far revealed in this crew (along with contemporaries Kendrick Lamar and Drake), hip-hop may be making the comeback it needs to validate the crew’s motto.

7. Jarren Benton   “Cadillacs & Chevys”

Hilarious and talented are not usually things that go together in rap music, but Jarren Benton gives about as many fucks as there are ATMs in Antarctica.  Possibly less.  The album called “My Grandma’s Basement” is riddled with tracks and skits to back up this argument and even the spoken intro on the track claims “by the way, I finally sucked my own dick… Leggo!”  With references to “Home Alone”, Jason Vorhees and Comic-Con, this surprisingly belongs on a “Geekscape” mix more than any other track.


8. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis   “White Walls (feat. ScHoolboy Q & Hollis)”

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis got a huge jump into the mainstream with “Thrift Shop” and had an extremely timely release of “Same Love” to correspond with the Supreme Court’s ruling against the constitutionality of Prop 8.  They’re everywhere right now and this is a great example of why they not only deserve to be appreciated, but stands out enough to prove their future staying power.

9. Saturday Looks Good to Me   “Sunglasses”

Forming in 1999, this indie group has been a Pitchfork darling for a while.  Their new release “One Kiss Ends It All” doesn’t disappoint.  This track particularly works great for a nice summer day whether you’re chilling on a porch or just lying in bed staring out the window.  Either way, you’re gonna be tapping your toes… the vibe is vibrant and uplifting.

10. Wildmen   “20,000 $” 

With song titles like “Haters Gonna Hate”, “Bitch”, “I Spit on Your Graves” and “D.R.U.N.K.”, this Italian rock duo pulls no punches.  They exude a raw garage punk sound that would not be out of place opening for a Black Keys concert 5 years ago.  Follow them on Twitter @ShitMusic (how perfect is that?).

11. Pearl Jam   “Mind Your Manners”

It seems like the biggest band to emerge from the Seattle scene have been crate digging through their early influences of Dead Boys and Ramones.  Their upcoming album “Lightning Bolt” is counting down to release on October 15 and for fans of their previous rockers like “Spin the Black Circle” and “Hail Hail” this should be a record to embrace.  I’m hoping they bring bands like Social Distortion and Bad Religion back on tour with them.

12. Last Good Tooth   “Gambling”

If Nick Cave fronted Murder by Death, you’d be close to Last Good Tooth.  Getting girls to dance to songs about 9/11 and paying homage to frontman Penn Sultan’s Appalachian roots might seem like a lot to tackle, but it’s effortlessly effective.  “Take only what you need, and quit taxing me.”

You can also check out all of this week’s picks in one uninterrupted mix
A.J. Santini has been an audiophile since pre-natal care. Having 15+ years DJ experience, a brief stint in terrestrial radio and an extensively diverse collection of books, vinyl, cassettes, VHSs CDs, DVDs and MP3s (plus one Led Zeppelin 8-track) qualifies him to rant nonsensically and wax poetically about popular culture. He also hosts QUIZZO trivia nights to feel superior to the masses of the population. Check out some of his DJ mixes.