Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 may be launching tomorrow with a whopping 36 characters in its base roster with three DLC packs on the way, but that doesn’t mean there were no other surprises waiting in the wings. At the Marvel Games panel at San Diego Comic Con, it was revealed that Colossus and Cyclops, two X-Men mainstays that were considered guarantees for the upcoming X-Men DLC pack, would be made available for free on August 30.

Free content aside, this news is especially exciting because this opens up the possibilities of what the X-Men pack will contain. If the four character roster that makes up the Marvel Knights pack is any indication, it’s safe to say that we can expect the same amount. Considering this series started as an X-Men franchise with Legends, it’s easy to see why this section of the Marvel universe is getting so much attention. But now with the no-brainer characters off of the table and other popular members like Wolverine, Storm and Magneto being part of the main roster, the question is who will make the cut? Iceman? Gambit? Rogue? Phoenix? Or a dark horse that we’re all overlooking?

Who would you like to see make the X-Men pack? How about the Fantastic Four set? I’ll give you a guess as to who will be in that one. Until then, keep an eye out for a full review of the game after its July 19 release. If you enjoy the game as much as we did at E3, then look forward to even more content, as extra costumes for every character will be released in the first quarter of 2020.

Filming is set to being in April of next year on the beyond highly-anticipated X-Men: Days Of Future Past, and we should expect to see quite a few more casting reports  for the upcoming sequel. Bryan Singer has already confirmed that James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult will return for the film, as well as Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen reprising their roles from the original trilogy. It has also been revealed that Wolverine himself, Hugh Jackman is in talks to join the fim.

Well, it looks like there’s a chance we may be getting even more of the original cast back. Word on the streets is that Fox wants James Marsden and Halle Berry to reprise their roles as Scott Summers aka Cyclops and Ororo Munroe aka Storm. While many may not care about Halle Berry returning, there are plenty of people out there who would be overly excited to see Marsden return after Scott Summers getting the shaft in X-Men: The Last Stand.

The original storyline that this film is based on deals “with a dystopian alternative future in which mutants are incarcerated in internment camps.” So, having these characters appear for small bits in the future segments can totally work easily. None of this is confirmed at the moment, but our fingers are definitely crossed that this one happens. Well, actually we just want Marsden to come back.

X-Men: Days Of Future Past is scheduled to hit theaters  July 18th, 2014.

Source: Movieweb

It appears Cyclops and his Extinction team will be getting their own title next February. The latest Marvel NOW! teaser seems to indicate that Uncanny X-Men will be getting relaunched with an all-new #1 from the creative team of Brian Michael Bendis and Chris Bachalo. If you haven’t been reading AvX Consequences…you better start catching up now.

Source: Marvel

What, you really thought he was going to stay locked up? It really shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise that Cyke is back and looking more bad-ass than ever in this unlettered preview for Brian Michael Bendis and Stuart Immonen’s All New X-Men #2.  Bendis clearly has big plans for the character in this series and it appears that Scott and his team are going to be out there helping the new mutants popping up after AvX.

ALL-NEW X-MEN #1
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Art by STUART IMMONEN

So the latest epic Marvel “event” Avengers Vs X-Men has come to a close, and to say opinions are mixed is putting it mildly. I’m gonna go on record here and say the series was mostly entertaining, but there were also a  ton of storytelling misfires along the way.
Unlike the past few years, the events of AvX actually felt like they mattered, and had actual repercussions on the Marvel Universe. This hasn’t been the case for some time…I mean, can anyone tell me what the point of last year’s “Fear Itself” was? Or “Siege?” How pointless did “Secret Invasion”  ultimately feel?

By the way, SPOILERS for the entire series of AvX in this article. If you haven’t read it, please do so now. Or you can just read the Wikipedia entry, I don’t care. I’m certainly not going to explain what happened here in detail, I’m going to assume if you’re reading this you know the basic plot and outcome of Avengers Vs. X-Men by now. All good? Ok, then let’s talk about the good, the bad, and the downright ugly of AvX….

The Good

AvX Was A Series That Lived Up To It’s Premise

So many of these crossover events don’t live up to their premise. Secret Invasion from 2008 is a perfect example, a series that promised that many of the characters we’d known and loved for decades had been replaced with duplicate Skrull agents. This could have been a truly wild revelation in the Marvel Universe. But it turns out, pretty much only C-lister Mockingbird was actually replaced by a Skrull. Yawn. But AvX really only promised Avengers fighting X-Men, and boy howdy, it sure gave us that (maybe too much of that) At least it was a series that delivered on the inside what the cover said it was on the outside. And far be it from me from denying the simple pleasures of super heroes beating up other super heroes.

The Return of the Mutant Race

Back in 2005, Marvel EIC Joe Quesada decided that there were way too many mutants in the Marvel Universe, therefore making them seem less like a feared and hated minority and more like a powerful majority. So in 2005’s House of M mini series, he had a now crazy Scarlet Witch use her reality altering hex power to erase the mutant gene in 99% of the world. (leaving only the X-Men and their villains as the world’s sole mutants. Convenient) Suddenly, there were only 198 mutants left in the Marvel Universe. Problem is, 198 mutants isn’t so much a race, as it is a really good turn out for a party. What Joe Quesada didn’t understand is that prejudice isn’t always about numbers; women are 51% of the population  after all, and they are discriminated against, in some countries even treated as barely human, merely because they’re not in positions of power. It’s not always just about numbers.

I’ll admit that this new “mutants as endangered species” scenario led to some interesting stories, although it seems the writers and editors at Marvel were too scared to make the comparisons to the Jewish Holocaust that to me were obvious. The mutant population is nearly exterminated, and the hardened survivors form there own tiny nation, armed to the teeth in an effort to make sure no one fucks with them ever again. Meanwhile, Wolverine takes his mutants to New York state, where he feels that integrating as part of regular American culture and not separating is the way to go. If this all doesn’t sound like an allegory for the Jewish post WWII experience, then you’re not paying attention. The X-Men have always fully embraced their allegories to the civil rights movements of the 60’s and the gay rights movements, but it seems they were too scared to fully commit to the Israel metaphor for fear of offending people. (people do understand that all metaphors are not exact) If you’re too scared to really go where you wanted to go for fear of backlash, then at least give us back the idea of a mutant race that’s thriving and growing day to day.

The Death of Prof. X

This has been a long, long time coming. How many near deaths has the man had? He was shot way back in the early 90’s only to recover, then again he was shot in the head at the end of 2007’s Messiah Complex, only to survive that too. He hasn’t been an interesting or vital character for a really long time, and with his original students now in teaching positions, he no longer really has a real role either. I know that as far back as the mid 80’s, X-Men writer Chris Claremont wanted to take ol’ Chuck out, but Marvel didn’t let him. Instead, he was sent off into space for six years with his alien girlfriend, and all the X-teams at the time talked about it as if he were dead, even though they knew he was just on a really long and far away vacation.

Marvel has always played with idea that Charles Xavier was this Martin Luther King type figure for the mutant community, and Magneto as kind of the Malcolm X. Well, to take that metaphor to it’s natural conclusion, then that means that Xavier has to die tragically, a martyr to his people. For decades, the various X-Men teams have been talking about “carrying on Xavier’s dream.” You only carry on someone’s dream if that person isn’t around to do it, and he was. But now that he’s finally gone, Xavier can be a more powerful a character in death than he could be in life.

The Redemption of the Scarlet Witch

Another event that was a very long time coming was the redemption of longtime Avenger Wanda Maximoff, the Scarlet Witch. She is to the Avengers what Sue Storm is to the Fantastic Four, or Jean Grey was to the X-Men. And yet for the past eight years, ever since 2004’s Avengers Disassembled, she’d been treated like total crap. In that series, years of misfortune (finding out her father was Magneto, having her android husband’s mind wiped, and finding out her children weren’t real for starters) caused Wanda to have nervous breakdown and cause major death and destruction to the Avengers with her Chaos Magicks. She then wiped out the mutant gene to piss off her father in House of M.

On the one hand, it is commendable that Marvel has made the most powerful character on each of their signature teams a woman. But on the flip side, it seems Marvel always has their most powerful females unable to cope with such power, as if estrogen + cosmic power must always lead to global catastrophe. I don’t recall Silver Surfer or Thor constantly going off the rails whenever bad things happened to them. When the original Dark Phoenix saga happened, it was new and innovative, but by the time they did the same story with Scarlet Witch, it felt like a rehash, with the character damage nearly impossible to overcome. But at least with the conclusion of AvX, they’re seemingly on their way to restoring this character’s reputation.

The End of the Storm/Black Panther Marriage

And good riddance too. When Marvel decided to marry their two most popular African characters, mostly because they just both happened to be African, it was one of the dumbest story ideas ever. It killed Storm as a vital member of the X-Men (“hey everyone, just dropping in to say hi, even though I’m Queen of a whole nation now. Remember when my character mattered?”) and forced Black Panther stories to involve mutants. It was all so lame, and in my opinion, kinda racist. I have to admit, one of the best moments of the series was when Panther tells storm the high priest of the Panther clan has annulled their marriage, and Storm says “but you’re the high priest” or words to the effect, and he just glares back. Cold T’Challa. Cold.

The Bad

The  Inconsistent Art

There were three artists in total on AvX, and much like the writing, the art was all over the place. The first few issues were drawn by John Romita Jr. who I’m afraid wasn’t bringing his A-game to the drawing table. While Romita can draw bulking giant characters like the Hulks and Thor to perfection, as well as the square jawed types like Cap, his women are almost always ugly looking, and his layouts, at least with this series, are kind of boring. Then came Olivier Coipel’s stunning art at the halfway point of the series, and suddenly everything looked much better. Andy Kubert finished out the series, but while the art wasn’t ugly, it wasn’t really his best either. When people read this book in trades in the future, it is going to feel really schizophrenic due to the art ranging from ugly to great to just ok.

Sloppy Storytelling

Ultimately, the main characters of AvX were Cyclops, Wolverine, Captain America, Tony Stark, Hope and Scarlet Witch, with everyone else there just to punch each other, give some needed exposition, and throw out a one liner or two. But for much of the series, Scarlet Witch was sidelined, so her importance at the end of the series felt like it came out of left field at the end. Xavier’s death at the hands of Cyclops was a huge moment in the Marvel Universe, yet in terms of this series, Xavier barely played a part, rendering his death scene less impacting than it should have been. And then there’s Nova, someone who was positioned to be an important part of the series at the very beginning, but is all but forgotten until a cameo at the end. Maybe if this series had one writer instead of many, it would have felt a lot more consistent. Too many different writers and artists made the whole thing feel really messy, with moments of greatness and equal moments of awfulness. And with so many different writers (the book was written by Jason Aaron, Brian Michael Bendis, Ed Brubaker, Jonathan Hickman and Matt Fraction) how can it NOT feel as if written by committee?

This Series Should Have Been Six issues, Not Twelve 

As entertaining as parts of it were, there is no reason this story took six months and twelve issues to tell, aside from milking it for as long as possible to get more money from loyal fanboys. It could have been told in half the time and with a lot less filler in the middle.

The Ugly

The Character Assassination of Scott Summers

Poor Cyclops just can’t seem to catch a break. Despite being the original X-Man, he’s taken a back seat to Wolverine in terms of popularity for decades now. But in the early 2000’s, Grant Morrison took steps to make Cyclops an equally compelling character as Wolverine or anyone else in the pages of New X-Men, and that was taken even further by Joss Whedon in his run on Astonishing X-Men. But subsequent writers have slowly taken “being strong” to just “being a dick.”

And for every fan who is now saying that at the end of this series that Cyclops was right all along, well yes… he was. The Phoenix force was indeed coming for Hope, and Hope reignited the mutant race. But that doesn’t change the fact that the Phoenix could have just as easily destroyed the Earth instead, and when Captain America and the Avengers showed up to remind him of this fact, he had a giant temper tantrum about it instead of acting like a rational human being.

What Cyclops should have done when Cap showed up on his doorstep is say “ok, you want to take Hope into custody to potentially save the world? Maybe take her into space or someplace she won’t do any damage? Fine, but she’s a mutant, so wherever she goes, we go to protect her.” But no, Cyclops had to act like a belligerent asshole, and be all “get off my lawn!” and hit Captain America with an optic blast. So all the actual Avengers fighting X-Men stuff that the series was named after was Cyclops’ fault.

What isn’t Cyclops’ fault is anything he or the other Phoenix Five did while being under the control of the Phoenix. The only reason they got possessed at all was because of something Tony Stark did, and yet I’ve seen little guilt on his part for his actions here. When Jean Grey went all Dark Phoenix back in the day, she destroyed a whole world with billions of inhabitants. When she got better, she got a pass. Yet under the influence of the Phoenix, the worst thing Scott Summers did really was kill one man. And yet, he’s now imprisoned like a war criminal. If the Phoenix was responsible for these actions, then none of the Phoenix five should be held accountable any more than Jean Grey was, especially now that the Phoenix is gone. You can’t have it both ways Marvel. Either the Phoenix controls you or it doesn’t, and if it does, then there is a huge double standard going on between Scott Summers and Jean Grey right now.

Having said all that, it seems bizarre that Cyclops has shown little to no remorse over the death of his mentor and father figure, whether he was really fully responsible or not. (there was some remorse shown in the tie in issue of Uncanny X-Men, but it was too little, too late) His attitude at the end of AvX seems to be  “It was all worth it, because my people were restored.”  All of that would be consistent if he hadn’t killed Charles Xavier, who was practically his father. But he did kill him, so it makes him seem strangely callous and almost like another character entirely. There is no way that the Scott Summers who has existed at Marvel for nearly fifty years would be so unrepentant about Charles Xavier’s death at his hands as he was. At the end of AvX, Cyclops is as broken a character as Scarlet Witch was for years, and I hope it doesn’t take eight years to restore him to true heroic status. Because none of the good things that came out of AvX are worth years and years of “villain Cyclops” we are now about to get.

Final Verdict

Now that it is finally over, I’d say there was as much good and bad to AvX, with only the shoddy treatment of Cyclops tipping the scale to more bad than good. However, on the plus side, This series finally brings about an end to almost a decade’s worth of stories in the Marvel Universe, creating an almost clean slate for a refreshed new world for the creators at Marvel to play in. Instead of separate X-Men and Spider-Man and Avengers universes within the Marvel U, we are getting one unified Marvel Universe again, as it was back when Stan Lee, Jack Kirby and Steve Ditko created it, and to me that’s good. If it took AvX to get us there, then it was all worth it. Well, unless you’re Cyclops that is. Then it just sucks to be you right now.

UPDATE: Marvel has released the official image and information on the books.

Taken from Entertainment Weekly’s Comic-Con issue we have the following:

The artist behind this teaser (and Chief Creator Officer of Marvel) Joe Quesada had this to say about the new looks for these characters. “There are some costume changes. There are some new character attitudes. Some characters may be changing their identities altogether. There’s a reason Sue Storm is there. And why there’s a floating robot near Hulk. We’re trying a lot of fun and new different things, we’re exposing characters who we’ve had in our toy chest for a long time.”

UNCANNY AVENGERS

Following Avengers Vs. X-Men, Captain America will apparently decide that he hasn’t done enough for the mutants over the years and this results in a new book from writer Rick Remender and artist John Cassaday. With a team including Cap, Thor, Wolverine and Havok, this is an exciting twist which will apparently see that latter, “become one of the biggest players in the Marvel Universe.” Their first villain will be none other than the Red Skull! However, it won’t be the version most recently seen in comics as the writer explains. “In 1943, Arnim Zola, who was this bio-fanatic engineer, recorded the Red Skull’s consciousness, and set it to wake up 70 years later. So the Red Skull [in Uncanny] is right out of 1943-44. Prime Nazi scumbag. In his mind, he’s taking that vitriol and hate and Nazi horror and methodology, and pointing it at the mutant species.”

AVENGERS

“It’s not six Avengers, it’s 18 or more,” teases writer Jonathan Hickman. The book will be pencilled by Jerome Opena, and the first arc will be entitled “Avengers World”. Published twice a month, it will apparently tell five and six issue arcs as well as much smaller one-shot stories. There’s currently no word on which heroes will make up the roster, but one of them WILL be Shang-Chi.

ALL-NEW X-MEN

“The X-Men is a tough nut to crack. There’s thousands of characters, all of which have a website dedicated just to them. I wanted to make sure I had a take that was unique,” says series writer Brian Michael Bendis. As this is a time travel story, it will feature original X-Men, Cyclops, Iceman, Beast, Angel, and Marvel Girl. “Here’s the big question that the original X-Men are gonna be faced with: We’re gonna grow up, and this is what we’re going to get? That is not acceptable.” Since her death in 2004, fans have been desperate to see the return of Jean Grey and that is obviously exactly what they’ll get in this series. “It’s the one thing X-Men fans have always asked for is: They want Jean Grey back. But they want Jean Grey. Not reincarnated Jean, or the ghost of Jean. Well, you’re getting Jean back. And Jean is gonna be looking at a world that rattles her.” Stuart Immonen has been confirmed as artist.

So it won’t be a reboot but there WILL be drastic changes to the Marvel U. I’m not sure how I feel about it (especially Cyke’s new Eric The Red’ish outfit) but I am glad they aren’t killing Scott Summers. I promised to never read a comic again if they did. Some of the suits look cool though. Especially Thor, Spider-Man and Nova.

Source: EW

Thanks to Marvel we have our first look at the variant for ‘AvX Round 8’. Cyke holding Cap’s Shield and Mjolnir? Damn it. Looks like I am buying this one.

Marvel is proud to present your first look at legendary artist Adam Kubert’s variant cover to Avengers Vs. X-Men #8 – featuring the Phoenix Five! Now that the Cyclops has declared “No More Avengers”, Earth’s Mightiest Heroes are on the run! The chase comes to a head in Wakanda, as the sovereign nation becomes the target of an out-of-control Namor! Will the onslaught of the powered-up Sub-Mariner overwhelm the Avengers? The answer – and a shocking truth about the X-Men – are revealed this July courtesy of Brian Bendis and Adam Kubert in Avengers Vs. X-Men #8, exploding into comic shops everywhere, the Marvel Comics app and the Marvel Digital Comics Shop this July.

AVENGERS VS X-MEN #8 KUBERT VARIANT
Written by BRIAN BENDIS
Penciled by ADAM KUBERT
Cover by JIM CHEUNG

So, remember ‘Wolverine And The X-Men’? That fan-favorite animated series that only made it through one season because it couldn’t find the funding for a second one? Well, ‘1 Million To Save Wolverine And The X-Men’ has updated their Facebook page with some awesome concept art showing what could have been had the series continued.

Deadpool? Cable? Scarlet Witch? Havok? Age Of Apocalypse in animated form?!

Now I just kind of picked my own favorites here but if you check out their Facebook page you can see them all. This includes some colored in versions of the AoA concepts.

At the end of ‘AvX: Round 5’ we witnessed Tony Stark make a fatal error and split The Phoenix force into five taking control of five hosts. Emma Frost, Namor, Cyclops, Magik and Collosus now each were host to a piece of The Phoenix force and Marvel EIC Alex Alonso recently discussed this with Comic Book Resources.

CBR: So this week we got introduced to what I keep calling the Phoenix Force Five — Phoenix because they’re empowered by it, Force because they’re a force to be reckoned with and five because there’s one, two, three, four, five of them…

Axel Alonso: We’re calling them the Phoenix Five, Kiel.

CBR: Okay! For a while, you’ve been talking about how the end of each act will be a turning point in the story that shakes the action up in a major way. How does these characters getting empowered like this change the course of the event?

Alonso: The most immediate question is, “Can the Phoenix Force be controlled?” Are these five individuals — any one of them or all five collectively — capable of controlling it? The Phoenix Force is destruction and rebirth, so it’s safe top say they’re going define exactly what that means. And as the teaser suggests, they have a chance to remake the word in their image. But what does that mean? You might be surprised.

CBR: How did the discussions go around who would be members of the five? Leaders like Cyclops and Emma seems like obvious picks, though I look at someone like Magik and wonder what specific role she’ll have to play.

Alonso: We carefully picked these five characters — Cyclops, Emma, Colossus, Magik and Namor — because of their personalities, their power sets, and the windows they offer into pockets of the Marvel Universe — hint, hint. Namor, for instance — you’ll see why we picked him, as Act 2 unfolds.

CBR: So far, the core argument of the series has been that question of whether the Phoenix will be a force of destruction or rebirth. The Avengers have had one idea and the X-Men another. Now it feels like the Phoenix Force has its own ideas and its own agenda for where to go next. How does that concept change the series? Can it contradict what either side expected up to this point?

Alonso: It’s possible that both sides are right. I mean…I can’t say anymore, man! [Laughter] That’s the beauty of the Phoenix Force — within it resides the potential for good and bad.

CBR: Like you said, we’ve had this “No More Avengers” teaser out for Act 2. Is that now the rallying cry for the Phoenix Force and the Phoenix Five? Does that force know the Avengers are the people hellbent on destroying it?

Alonso: All I can say is that the world might not be big enough for the Phoenix Five and the Avengers. If you think of Act 1 [“AvX” #1-5] as a boxing match, it’s safe to say the early rounds went to the Avengers, but the last round ended with a game-changing punch that sent the Avengers staggering to the ropes. That’s where we pick up with issue #6. Cap, Iron Man, Thor and the gang have got to shake it off and figure out just who their opponent is now, and what their next move should be. And let me make one thing perfectly clear: Do not assume the Avengers are the good guys and the X-Men are suddenly the bad guys. I’d wager that the Phoenix Five are going to earn some fans — including people who rooted for the Avengers in round 1.

‘AvX Round 5’ is on shelves now with ‘Round 6’ hitting shelves in two weeks.

Now while ‘AvX Round 6’ hasn’t even hit stands yet we have a first look at the cover for Round 11.

The final month of AvX opens with the first of two extra-sized issues! Fatality!”

AVENGERS VS X-MEN #11
Written by BRIAN BENDIS
Pencils by OLIVIER COIPEL
Cover by JIM CHEUNG

One of the best pieces of casting when it came to ‘looking the part’ ‘First Class’ was Lucas Till as Alex Summers, also known as Havok. While they did take a few liberties, I do think they did a good job with the character. Hopefully we will get a little more screen time for Alex Summers this time, as we didn’t get much character development the first time around.

IGN spoke with Till at E3 this past week about the upcoming sequel.

“All I know is that my mom told me we’re going to start shooting in January. It’s funny because she tells me everything that goes on before I know. I don’t know if you saw, but Havok shoots hula hoops out of his body. I remember when (director Matthew Vaughn) told me, and I was like, ‘NOOOO!’ It’s going to ruin it for all the fans of Havok and I tried to make the best of it, but I really hope in the next one that the chest piece—because there’s always that circle in the middle so you could tell where his power level was at—but not necessarily used as a device to channel the energy from. I want some gauntlets or something to shoot it out of my hands, and I want Polaris in there. I want a sexy green-haired girl to fall in love with. That’s all I’m asking for.”

 

With the recent announcement of the sequel to ‘X-Men: First Class’ having a release date of July 18, 2014 it is highly possible that details to the film may start to drip out and one rumor already has.

Aint It Cool is reporting something that will quite possibly make fans happy

“One of my little birds Weapon X recently dropped me some information that 20th Century Fox had recently registered the title DAYS OF FUTURE PAST with the MPAA Title Registration Bureau. The Bureau exists for studios and productions companies to stake their claims on certain titles that they intend to release and distribute, so that others can stray from using a similar title.”

Fans have been begging for Sentinels since almost around the time of ‘X2: X-Men United’ and we were given that major tease of one in ‘X3’. I was so excited when I heard there was Sentinels in ‘X3’ and as soon as the scene ended all I could say was “…wait. That was it?!”

Now some of you younger fans may not have any idea what I’m talking about here. So, from Wikipedia here a little info about ‘Days Of Future Past’ and just why this could be a very exciting story to take elements from:

“The storyline alternates between present day, in which the X-Men fight Mystique’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, and a future timeline caused by the X-Men’s failure to prevent the Brotherhood from assassinating Senator Robert Kelly. In this future universe, Sentinels rule the United States, and mutants live in internment camps. The present-day X-Men are forewarned of the possible future by a future version of their teammate Kitty Pryde, whose mind traveled back in time and possessed her younger self to warn the X-Men. She succeeds in her mission and returns to the future, but despite her success, the future timeline still exists as an alternative timeline rather than as the actual future.”

The story also featured huge involvements from Rachel Summers and Nimrod. And while a direct adaptation is unlikely as hell to happen (especially since Shadowcast was like 16 in ‘X3’…unless they’re going to somehow ignore that)… incorporating elements could happen and I definitely have faith in Vaughn after seeing ‘First Class’. Another interesting element is that months back Rob Lifefeld has tweeted “Also excited to discuss possibilities of Cable in future X-films!!!” Could this film be a way to incorporate Nathan Summers? Only time will tell! Pun intended.

We’re back with Avengers vs. X Men: Round 2! If you missed my review of #1, it’s right here. Before you get caught up, don’t forget to follow me on Twitter so you can tell me I’m a dick for my opinions at @joestarr187. All caught up? Let’s do this.

Things pick up right where they left off: with a helicarrier full of Avengers decloaking over Utopia with jets scrambling and Colossus being hurled at it. He crashes through, and like Spider Man says, Avengers vs. X Men is actually happening.

Red Hulk pairs off with Cojuggerlossusnaught and Namor punches the holy hell out of Thing with Luke Cage on the ring apron ready to tag in and bring the Sweet Christmas to the Prince of Atlantis. I love the Hulk. Hulk dialogue will never surprise you, especially if it starts with ‘So you’re the strongest on <insert place here>?’ You know he’s going to say that he’s the strongest there is. But no matter what color he is, when he says it, it’s always awesome.

Captain America brings a wave of Avengers to the shore and gives the command for his hastily drawn comrades to take the beach. Cyclops, complete with a Cap shield dent in his visor, gives the order for the X Men to charge and the fight is on!

Not that it’s much of a fight. Seriously, Cyclops has Psylocke and some New Mutants and Dr. Nemesis charging into Wolverine, Iron Fist, Spider Man, Captain America, and a Giant Man. Not sure if it’s Pym or Stature’s dad. Remember the cartoon Samurai Pizza Cats? There was a comic relief B team called The Rescue Squad and that’s what Scott Summers has on the beach plus Psylocke. We can pretty much call the fight here, but this is a $3.99 comic, so we’ve got some pages to fill.

It’s time for the New Mutants to hang it up.

But things get better for the X Men because SURGE GETS A LINE! She says “why was I left off of a main roster but Vampire Jubilee is still around?” Actually, she only says “what the hell are they even doing here?” but she says it awesomely. She’s hanging out in a room with a giant window right next to the action with Pixie (Utopia’s Wesley Crusher) and some Lights watching the fight. Through a big window next to the battle. It’s the perfect place for Emma to stow Hope: an easily found room full of people Hope could easily incapacitate if she wanted to. I’m starting to think Cyclops got the short end of the schism stick as far as rosters go because the talent on this island is thin. Steve Rogers is just going to hang out in the ring and start jack knifing people while referees make three counts on guys he’s not even pinning.

“Did someone just reference me? I’m available for bookings! I played Super Shredder!”

This logic jump is forgiven, as we move into a cool Emma Frost vs. Iron Man and then Iron Man vs. Magneto sequence. And then we cut to Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch hanging out in their bonus room watching the fight on television. Did you call it a bonus room or a den? I think it’s only a den if your dad is the primary occupant. Dad=den, kids=playroom and mom=kitchen. AMIRIGHT?

Apparently there’s crazy fighting going on, but it’s not so crazy that CNN helicopters are about 100 feet from a Magneto fight filming it. I always love seeing super heroes lounging in their house. It’s important to note that Quicksilver is business casual when he watches television, but Scarlet Witch has yet to buy new clothes since she resurfaced, so she’s been catching up on Breaking Bad in full costume. Pietro decides it’s time to punch his dad in the face, and does so. Scarlet Witch stays home and writes in her dream journal. We know it’s a dream journal because it’s opened to the middle of the book and it says ‘Wanda’s Dream Journal’ at the top. The first half of the book is all Quicksilver/Scarlet Witch fanfiction written by Quicksilver. And it gets pretty gross.

Meanwhile, the mutants are pissed at Wolverine because his X Men book is the best one, and Storm and Black Panther are super pissed at each other because remember that they’re married? This had better end with her and Panther making a decision together and not them splitting apart, since they got married and then he started being Daredevil right away and so far their marriage has been stupid.

Hope watches the fight from closer than the CNN helicopters and of course she’s gonna get out because she’s being guarded by Pixie and a blue chick I don’t know the name of.

Cyclops gets his ass handed to him by Captain America, but manages to get a shot off at Wolverine. Props to Aaron- he manages to show more Schism between Scott and “the crazy fringe” Logan in one panel than all of Schism did in like 6 books.

And seriously, Cyclops just did a total job to Steve Rogers. It was rough.

Magik traps Dr. Strange in hell and takes magic out of the fight. She’s back to having goat legs, which is pretty cool if you like goat legs. She’s got a demon army with her, which is a good indicator of where Scott Summers’ head it right now. Spoiler alert: It’s in a place where goat legs and demon armies are an ok thing.

Danger warns Cyclops that Stark is shutting down their island defenses. I haven’t seen any island defenses yet so I’m not sure that this is something anyone should be worried about. When I think ‘island defenses’ I think of that sequence in Transformers: The Movie when Autobot City turns into nothing but guns. So far, Utopia’s defenses have been Hepzibah in a sports bra, and Dr. Nemesis, who always makes me think of Dr. McNinja.

Please join the X Club.

Wolverine and Spider Man sneak into a drainpipe like Slaughter and the Renegades breaking into the Terrordrome. They find Hope and she Phoenixes them. And then I think she burns Wolverine alive? So he’s dead. LOLj/k.

And then, in a gag out of Three’s Company, the Avengers burst through one door and the X Men burst through another and they all go ‘where’s Hope?!’ And of course Hope has bailed. And then the X Men and Avengers are trapped together in a small space and forced to work out their differences.

Meanwhile, in deep space, the rest of the Avengers are about to get fucked up by a giant cosmic firebird. I bet Ms. Marvel gets aced. They don’t have anything planned for her, right?

In my last review I ripped Romita’s art pretty severely and it continues to be a problem. I’m not going to beat a dead horse but there are panels where Iron Fist looks like a circle with a smiley face and that just sucks.

But Aaron is shining: I’m excited to see The Best Writer of All Time writing Avengers. The fight scenes are well staged- when Namor comes at Thing there’s a sense of history between the two and not just ‘this will sell comics!’ Likewise when Summers keeps focusing on Wolverine and airs his ‘we’re fucking step children to the Avengers’ grievances. This moment of aggression was earned by Marvel. It didn’t need Nitro blowing up kids. It may not have even needed Phoenix: Everyone is sick of everything. X Men are sick of being second thought garbage. Avengers are sick of world killing events. The X Men might cause one. So now the Avengers are sick of them. It’s been organic and well done, and you can read the reasons behind every punch.

ELSEWHERE… I also picked up Jason Aaron’s Wolverine and the X Men AvX tie in, and I suggest you pick it up. It’s fantastic and it also made me realize that the Jean Grey School is basically a school for mutants run by Avengers, which is kind of awesome. It’s also full of Gladiator and Kid Gladiator, and Chris Bachalo took more than 20 minutes to draw it.

NEXT ISSUE… Phoenix burns the world to ashes and civilization has to be restarted by Surge and Kid Gladiator! Excelsior!

So, this review is late but there’s a decent reason: I wasn’t planning on picking this series up. I hate the term ‘event fatigue,’ but about halfway through ‘Fear Itself’ the beast reared its ugly head and I stopped about halfway through.

It wasn’t so much that I was tired of limited series books or empty promises of big changes. These complaints get tossed around a lot, and they aren’t always completely fair. Marvel has done a decent job giving lasting impact after each event- House of M completely redefined the X-verse, but on the other hand, Secret Invasion sacrificed the Age of Normpocalypse by rushing it into Siege.

What took me out of Fear Itself was the throwaway impact on the world that these superheroes live in. Fear Itself was about breaking the world in half. Panels featured bodies piled building high and reports of autism rates tripling and dogs and cats living together and in the end they were all throwaway moments. Are we ever going to see any of that pay off outside of a ‘Battle Scars’ mini that most folks won’t read? Which books are going to deal with the fact that the world just got blitzed by Norse powered Exo Suit Nazis? I mean really deal with it, not just devote a panel to Jarvis saying “My word, those Exo Suit Nazis certainly were a pain, right Ms. Danvers?” and dusting his shoulders off. It’s almost like Fear Itself had ‘event fatigue’ and was becoming a parody of event books- “Paris just exploded. Eh, who cares. Here comes a panel of action that suggests you buy some issue of Iron Man.” More on compressed storytelling like that later.

And now I’m rambling. MOVING FORWARD. Someone convinced me that AvX would be about two teams fighting for a specific goal and that autism rates skyrocketing would have nothing to do with it. Also, I love a good Frank Cho.

So let’s bust through this. Issue 0 is purely set up. Cyclops is training Hope and she wants to know why everyone keeps mouthing the words ‘giant firebird’ and then making explosion noises while gesturing at her when she walks into rooms. Cyclops doesn’t want her to know because she just isn’t ready. And you’d think she’s ready, because she’s clearly 23. Wait, what? She’s how old? Jesus, Frank.

Meanwhile, it’s the Scarlet Witch! I started reading Avengers right when she was going insane and killing them, so Scarlet Witch the hex bolting super hero is new for me. Ms. Marvel is stoked to see her but the Vision is not thrilled. Can we recolor this guy? He just looks silly. I actually laughed at his big green robot tears.
So that’s where we are at the end of #0. Scarlet Witch is back but now she’s gone. Hope is being trained. And here comes Phoenix!

ISSUE #1! I love the opening, with the father and son on their farm and then their planet gets blown to shit by the Phoenix. Quick and brutal. The Avengers then have a terrible time catching a crashing plane and a jet engine. It takes almost 6 pages and makes you wonder how they survived all of those Nazi Gundams. A building gets broken and pieces and people fall and those people that hate Mad Men because of 9-11 probably got furious. The plane got busted up because Nova crashed through it. He warns the Avengers that ‘it’s coming’ and then passes out. There’s a weird conversation between Iron Man and Protector that comes off like a bad improv scene. It’s the only Bendis strike in the whole book.

You wondering what Cyclops and Hope are doing right now? Yeah. Training. I bet Hope is wishing she had left for the Jean Grey Academy. Maybe she’d be having some laughs and making out with Kid Gladiator, AKA THE FUTURE OF MARVEL COMICS. It’s a cool sequence with Cyclops REALLY pushing the kid. She gets all firebirdy and lashes out. She is not comfortable with it. Let me mention here that Bendis writes the hell out of Cyclops. I love the tension in Cyclops in this first issue. This guy is at breaking point, and after everything he’s been through, I don’t blame him.

The Avengers pick up the Phoenix energy signature. They mention that they’ve been scanning for Phoenix ever since the Jean Grey Incident. I’m not sure which incident they’re referring to and why they didn’t show up any time Rachel Summers is on the planet earth or during Endsong (the answer is that they didn’t want Greg Land drawing them.) Personally, if I was an Avenger I’d be more worried about Scarlet Witch scanning, since she’s the reason everyone has been following Luke Cage around to fight ninjas for the past 10 years. Remember when she showed up at your front door the other day and everyone but the crying robot was like ‘come on in! we’re watching ‘Duck Dynasty!’

Not that I blame them.

Captain America checks in with Wolverine. This is a cool conversation. Wolverine’s got some deep seeded conflict in this thing, and it’s not just about WHICH SIDE HE’LL CHOOSE. He’s loved Jean ever since the X Men Animated Series said that he did and he’s not quite sure how to deal with this. I know that Wolverine sells books, but I wouldn’t mind seeing this battle being the final straw of him pulling out of both teams and going ronin for a bit in something Jason Aaron writes and Phil Noto draws.

On X Men Island, Cyclops is having a meeting about Hope with his trusted advisors: Magneto, Emma Frost, Namor, and…Colossus. Maybe Colossus just showed up and no one could really make him leave. Would you even try? He’s entered the ‘bald Kurt Angle is going to murder you’ phase of his super hero career. They have a big argument about Hope.

And then Captain America arrives, demanding to take Hope into custody. Down by some rocks on the shore. The drawbridge must have been up. Cyclops and Captain America have a very tense dick waving contest with each other. Cyclops optic blasts the guy and the Avengers get Assembled by decloaking above Utopia. A good cliffhanger moment that could have been great, except…

I hate the art. Even at his best, I don’t like Romita’s style on a mega power super hero book like The Avengers. He’s a gritty Kick Ass and Daredevil kind of guy. I don’t think he works on a book like this. On top of that, it seems like he slept walked through this book. There are some panels in AvX #1 that I’m shocked no one handed back to Romita like Lumberg in Office Space going ‘yeeeeah…you’re gonna have to come in on Sunday.’ There were drawings in this 3.99 ‘event of the decade’ book that belonged on a children’s menu/activity page at a Denny’s. Though I didn’t like Fear Itself, it was a gorgeous book. It was Stuart Immomen at his best. Give him that AvX spot. Hell, beg Joe Mad to do it. But Romita’s drawing like he’s ready to hang it up. Pair him with Chris Claremont on a ‘Forever’ book and call it a day.

Can you find where John Romita Jr. stopped caring?

Overall, Bendis’ writing saves Romita’s art. Are they cycling through different creative teams on this thing? I hope so, because I really can’t look at Romita’s Spider Woman anymore. Despite enjoying the writing, with a separate ‘vs.’ book coming out, I can’t help but think that AvX is just going to be random panels that link to other books you have to buy to get any fleshed out story, like Fear Itself was. Fingers crossed that I’m wrong, and that Bendis delivers an equally strong issue #2.

I know that you’ve read a ton of other articles about fights people want to see in Avengers vs. X Men. And I know that you’ve been bored by them. Captain America and Cyclops? Meh. Rogue vs. Iron Man? Pfft. Red Hulk vs. Armor and Surge…? Acceptable. With fights that bland, I can’t believe Marvel hasn’t been purchased by Dreamwave yet.

There are a lot of battles I’m dreaming of that Marvel just doesn’t have the courage to give us. So here, in no particular order, are most of them.

 Decade Late Battle of the Decade: 

Gambit vs. 90’s Thor

Remy Lebeau: The poster child of 90’s Marvel. He’s still wearing that damn coat and that black and purply armor/jumpsuit thing and he’s still throwing cards. He couldn’t be anymore 90’s if he was throwing Wildstorm cards.

But the Son of Odin shant let the X Men own the 90’S! It’s time for Thor to pay his storage unit a visit and fish out the STRAPS! CHAINS! BELLY SHIRT! SHOULDER PADS! Whoever wields this dick armor, should he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor!

Projected winner: Gambit is shattered into a pile of Phalanx Covenant hologram covers when he tries to hit Thor in the junk with his staff.

By the Order of Agent Henry Peter Gyrich:

Token Black Guy Battle Royale

Storm. Black Panther. Bishop. Falcon. That smart kid from New X Men that lost his powers. Patriot. Black Widow. Black Knight. Black Tom Cassidy. Throughout the years, a respectable handful of black superheroes have either protected a world that hated and feared them or served as one of earth’s mightiest heroes.

But heads up, true believers: after AvX every spot for an African American hero is being taken up by a different Spider-Man costume variation, and according to Gyrich, the Avengers and X Men will share one only black person between the two teams.

Projected winner: Krystalin from X Men 2099 wins the spot. Black Panther stops hanging out in New York all the time and remembers to run that country that he’s the king of.

The Real McCoy:

X Men Beast vs. Avengers Beast

One 3.99 22 page comic of Hank McCoy sitting in his room making a pros and cons list about which team he should fight alongside. WRITTEN BY GRANT MORRISON.

Projected Winner: Whichever one makes him not look like a cat anymore.

Kid Gladiator vs. Everyone

I mainly just want to see Kid Gladiator beat the hell out of that dinosaur kid from Avengers Academy like a super strong Verne Gagne. Did you guys know that Kid Gladiator is the future of comics? Because he is.

Projected Winner: Kid Gladiator beats up the whole crossover, jumps to the New 52, and takes care of them, too. Broo helps.

The Chuck Austen Memorial Cage Match: 

Lionheart vs. Nurse Annie

If Lionheart wins, she gets to see her kids which she couldn’t do for some reason! If Annie wins, she…I guess she bangs Havok? And her son watches? Chuck Austen was weird.

Projected Winner: Chuck Austen, for me reminding everyone he existed for a paragraph.

Andy Kaufman InterGender

Championship Match: 

Hank Pym vs. Emma Frost

I just want to see Hank try and give Emma the Pym-Hand. She used to be a stripper. They know how to deal with dudes like that.

Projected winner: Emma Frost makes Pym sit on his hands by force.

The ‘I Know Now Why You Cry But It Is Something I Can Never Do’ Invitational Robot Fight: 

Vision vs. Danger

Maybe it’s because I was just writing about old Chuck Austen runs, but I hope Scarlet Witch falls in love with Danger.

Projected Winner: Vision is in control until Hugh Jackman figures out how to make Danger mimic his shadow boxing moves.

Avengers: Disassembled

vs. X Men: Disassembled

Bendis is leaving Avengers. We know this to be true. And we all know by now that his roadmap to a franchise’s success looks something like this:

1. Disassemble
2. Red Ninjas
3. Profit
4. Red Ninjas

Don’t think it’s not coming, X fans. Sure, they just schismed, but right after we had a Civil War we were Secretly Invaded, and then we faced Fear Itself like two days later. Somewhere in there, Spider-Man big-timed. X Men: Disassembled is coming for us and the mutants are going to have to prove that they can disassemble better than the Avengers.

This will be an uphill battle for the X Men. For one thing, they don’t assemble so I think they’ll have to call it X Men: Disuncannied. I hope Bendis just makes X Men: Disuncannied Pixie’s fault so we can get rid of her.

Projected Winner: Bendis gets five more years of glory when The Hood relocates The Hand to San Francisco.

Johnny Guitar and Dr. Sax

Not even fighting anyone. I just want them around more.

Projected Winner: Everyone that buys The Adventures of Kid Gladiator Featuring Johnny Guitar and Dr. Sax #1, the MAJOR new ongoing series spinning out of the pages of AvX written by Dan Slott and Jason Aaron with art by Stuart Immonen!  Special back up story: BROO MEETS PRESIDENT OBAMA!

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