For episode 42 I skyped with Kyle Kuchta, the director of Fantasm a documentary on Horror Conventions. I first heard of the documentary when VHSPS posted the trailer on their facebook page. I immediately knew I HAD to get Kyle on the show. Since he lives in Conneticut it seemed that skype was our best option. Check out the trailer below

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Also the song playing during the intro is For Keeps off Rushmore’s self titled album as well as the Chords for Cures Volume 2 Comp

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Wait What? Another Saint Mort Show? I didn’t have to wait five months for it? That’s insane!

For episode 41 I sat down with past guest Dennis Finocchiaro author of Inheritance. I interviewed Dennis back in episode 7 when he released his first book The Z Word unfortunately I was awful at recording interviews and you could barely hear his half of the conversation. I was happy to have an opportunity to actually record an audible interview for him.

Purchase some of Dennis’ stories on Amazon.com

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Check out my article on Can’t Hardly Wait‘s 15 Year Anniversary

Also the song playing during the intro is IV off Athletics album Who You Are Is Not Enough

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Today is a huge day in the world of cinema.

You see, today Jurassic Park celebrates it’s 20th anniversary. The legendary film that broke records, captivated audiences with its groundbreaking special effects, and caused hundreds of kids around the world (myself included) to develop an extreme interest in dinosaurs (specifically the Raptor which pre-Jurassic Park most of us kids had never heard of). I really should be doing a Retroactive Thinking about it… but I’m not. I like Jurassic Park, it’s a great movie… but 5 years and one day after its release, a film came out that left a much larger impression on me. That movie is 1998’s Can’t Hardly Wait.

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I grew up in the mid-90’s. What I mean by this, is that since I was born in 1985, it was 1994-1995 when I really started caring about stuff. Once you hit the double digits, you start to listen to your own music, start going to the mall by yourself, and begin attending movies without your parents because now you’re a junior high student. The 90’s was full of forgettable teen flicks, and this was the one that started it all.

Can’t Hardly Wait (released June 12th 1998) was written and directed by Harry Elfont and Deborah Kaplan (who’s only other directing job was the criminally under-appreciated Josie and the Pussycats). The film not only reignited the teen flick after years of absence, but remains the best film of the resurgence (on par with American Pie). The simple plot follows a group of high school students at a giant graduation party. The biggest focus of the movie is on Preston Meyers, who has been in love with Amanda Beckett since freshmen year, but as long as he’s known her, she’s been dating Mike Dexter. Finally, on graduation day Mike and Amanda break up, and it’s Preston’s chance to tell her how he really feels.

We also follow the nerdy William Lichter as he attempts to get revenge on Mike Dexter, and Wigger Kenny Fisher (Seth Green) trying to lose his virginity. There are plenty of other small plot-lines mixed into the film (including a brilliant one about a high school band’s first show).

So why did this movie leave such a massive impact on me? It goes back to 1998. As shocking as it may be to you readers, but I was a bit of a geek in Jr. High. I remember this movie’s trailer and I remember not really having an opinion about it. Unlike when I saw something like The Phantom Menace trailer, I didn’t say ‘Man, I have to see that’. At the time I was hanging out with Adam, a kid who was my best friend throughout Junior High (and then we kinda went our separate ways in high school). I’ll always remember the day we finished 6th grade and felt like 2 grown ups (I, of course wouldn’t be an actual grown up until… well… I’m probably still not a genuine adult). I was invited by Adam to see this movie after our last day of school with a girl he was dating and her friend. As per usual, the girl’s friend had zero interest in me, so instead of getting my make-out on I just sat in a mostly empty theater watching Can’t Hardly Wait.

Can’t Hardly Wait was a rare type of movie. It was the only 90’s teen flick (again, except for maybe American Pie) that really had an 80’s feel to it. What I mean by that, is that the characters were relatable and very real. They represented the various cliche’s realistically without being stereotypes (much like Breakfast Club). It was the first time I felt like I was seeing my classmates accurately depicted on the big screen.

Six years after it’s release, I graduated high school, and while I didn’t attend a giant graduation party, I did attend a small party at my Salutatorian’s house. It was a typical gathering of high school outcasts. We decided to put on Can’t Hardly Wait, and we quickly realized that despite the film coming out when we were in 7th grade, we still graduated with those characters.

Every time I watch Can’t Hardly Wait, I desperately want to write my own teen flick. One day I will I’m sure, but no matter what I do or how hard I try, I’ll never create a teen movie as incredible and relatable as this film.

Simply put, I love the shit out of this movie. I’ve even attended at least three Halloween Parties dressed as Kenny Fisher (see below). Some people own every version of Star Wars ever released, and I’ve purchased every version of Can’t Hardly Wait made available. The VHS, the DVD, The 10 year reunion DVD, and on the day that Harry and Deborah release the uncut R version of the movie on Blu-Ray I will purchase it as well (and probably a Blu-Ray player so I can watch it).

You may be asking ‘an R rated version?’ In order to get a PG-13 there were various scenes that had to be cut from the movie. This also involved us losing one of the main characters in the original film, Crying Drunk Girl. Crying Drunk Girl (played by Jennifer Elise Cox) was the key character linking all the storylines together. The joke being that she hears Denise and Kenny get locked in a bathroom, she knows Preston, and offers to help Amanda find him. However, no one can understand her because she’s too drunk to produce genuine words. All of her dialogue would have appeared as subtitles letting audiences in on the joke. She eventually hooks up with the foreign exchange student.

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Amber Benson and Jason Segel in Can’t Hardly Wait

Two other characters, Stoned Girl (played by Amber Benson) and Watermelon Guy (Played by Jason Segel) saw a major cut to their screentime. Segel originally had a scene explained that for the last year he’s been soaking a Watermelon in Vodka, while Benson’s character only appears on screen for 2 seconds staring at a banana. Here’s hoping that somewhere an unrated version of the movie will see the light of day.

So, take some time and remember the 1998 film that launched enough careers that my friends and I like to play “Six Degrees to Can’t Hardly Wait”. Maybe Doug Benson will play that on Doug Loves Movies… in fact, I’m going to tweet that at him.

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Holy shit a New Saint Mort Show?

Yes friends it seems that I grew a little fearful that the rumored end of the world in 2012 was a real thing and have been in hiding since December. That’s obviously not true however I prefer that bullshit excuse over the truth that I just got lazy.

Hopefully you’re willing to forgive me because I’m back!

I’m happy to release Episode 40 the long lost interview with Dr. Paul D. Greene author of Metal Rules The Globe. I recorded this interview in October and then just never released it.

I’m back baby and have a few new interviews recorded that I’m excited to release in the near future.

Below is a link to where you can purchase Metal Rules The Globe, I mention my Chords for Cures show on June 14th come check it out and I closed the show with a song by Timmy Dean.

Also the song playing during the intro is Those Galloping Hordes Mr. Jacob Geehr

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Two time guest on the Saint Mort Show Robert Masciantonio (director of Neighbor) has entered his newest script “Castaways” into the Amazon Studios contest. For this film contest film-makers upload a draft of their script to the website where people can read and rate it. The script with the best rating will get made for Amazon Studios.

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Robert’s script Castaways is based on the novel by Brian Keene. The story revolves around a bunch of reality show contestants (on a survivor style show) forced to wait out a tropical storm and being stalked out by mutant beasts (described as Missing Link-ish) on the island

Click the link (here) and help Masciantonio get this movie made. Robert has promised to cast Geekscapist Matt “Saint Mort” Kelly if the movie gets made (EDITORS NOTE: Robert has made no such promise, but it’s worth a shot).

Horror certainly has changed over the years. If you were to hold them side by side, it’d be impossible to see how Psycho lead to Hostel III. However, if you were to work your way through the various decades of horror films, you’ll be able to see just how the genre evolved (or devolved, depending on who you ask).

Here’s a quick breakdown for you though. While the 60’s focused on films like Psycho and Peeping Tom, horror was still mostly tame until Hershell Gordon Lewis came to town with Blood Feast and 2000 Maniacs. You’d think this would mark the start of gore, but it wasn’t. Lewis’ films mostly remained all his own. By the 70’s, horror became more psychologically driven. Films about stalkers, cannibals and revenge dominated the genre. This is where you started to get films like The Hills Have Eyes, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Halloween.

Enter the 1980’s. Suddenly there was a new horror movie every week. You had a nice blend of gore films, low-budget films from Full Moon Pictures and Troma, as well as plenty of Slasher flicks. Eventually, in a sea of sequels, horror died out in the 90’s.

It wasn’t until 1996 that Horror suddenly became important again with Scream, but within a few years, the self aware slasher became tiresome. While the late 90’s/early 2000’s produced a few decent surprises (Cabin Fever comes to mind), most horror fans were clamoring for the eventual release of Rob Zombie’s directorial debut, House of 1000 Corpses.

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Rob Zombie created music for Metal-heads and Horror fans (which basically has a lot of overlap). His filmmaking career at that time had been minimal.. He did some animation for Beavis & Butthead Do America, as well as directed some White Zombie music videos, but that was the extent of it.

In the 90’s, he was instrumental in helping revive Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights which opened the door for him to make a film for Universal. What he ended up presenting them was a film so demented, dark and bizarre that Universal believed it would receive a NC-17 rating and refused to release it.

The film is a throwback to the gritty psychological films of the 1970’s blended with the modern day gore. It’s packed with winks and nods to The Manson Family, Hills Have Eyes, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the Marx Brothers. It begins with a group of 4 teenagers (Including pre-Office Rainn Wilson and fat Chris Hardwick) driving around, when they stop at Captain Spaulding’s gas station/Museum of Monsters and Madmen. It’s there that they find out about Dr. Satan, a local serial killer.

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While trying to find the tree where he was hung, they encounter a hitch-hiker named Baby. Shortly after picking her up, they blow a tire and need a tow. Baby informs them her family lives near by and her brother has a tow-truck.

The group end up in a strange dinner/variety show performed by the family, and when they begin to leave the house after their tire has been replaced, they are attacked and held captive for Otis Driftwood’s (Baby’s Adopted Brother) demented experiments. It just gets dark, more deranged and in general unsettling from there.

The film was completed in 2000 but Universal refused to release it. It wasn’t until 3 years later, when Zombie was able to purchase back the rights that he managed to finally get the film released by Lionsgate on April 11th 2003. I remember seeing it the night it came out with a group of friends after work (listening to the movie soundtrack on the drive there). That same weekend, I went for an encore with my girlfriend at the time. The next week we found out her best friend hadn’t seen the movie yet, and I went and saw it a 3rd time.

I know many people who hated this film and consider it Zombie’s worst movie. While I know that The Devil’s Rejects (the films sequel) is a superior film, I have more fun watching this. The film grows in enjoyment ten years later. It’s still just as demented as ever before. Rob Zombie’s weird usage of various camera styles and filters, as well as his unrelenting gore and plain bizarre twists make the movie difficult to follow but still a ton of stupid fun.

Some people might not care, but I say Happy 10 Year Anniversary House of 1000 Corpses.

Rapper/Animator/Nerd mc chris has been hard at work on a 6 episode cartoon series. However on April Fools day he reserved word that the network was passing on the show. Since the cartoon was funded by Kickstarter he has released the first 6 minutes on YouTube to build a buzz.

The cartoon was produced by Geekscape friends Titmouse (Black Dynamite, Super Jail) and has voice work from John Gemberling (fat guy stuck in internet) and mc chris as himself.

As a long time fan of mc chris I hope to see this cartoon get completed. It reminds me of Adult Swim back in it’s early (and frankly better) days.

Also as the YouTube description says “Remember this is just a pitch so the animation isn’t done, it’s only half of the pilot script and there are numerous things that will feel incomplete. The final version will look much different, have different characters, different dialogue, but this is the gist.”

When I was a kid, there were three movies that I was absolutely obsessed with: Monster Squad, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, and Beetlejuice (I guess that really explains a lot about me). Last year, I celebrated Monster Squad’s 25th Birthday, and this year I’m happy to do the same for Beetlejuice.

Tim Burton has had a very interesting career of hits and misses; he started off on an amazing filmmaking streak, but soon fell into a slump of making essentially the same film over and over (and over) again. Of all of the films in his career however, BeetleJuice is my favorite (Pee Wee’s Big Adventure is an insanely close second), and also happens to be the most visually interesting.

The story of Beetlejuice begins shortly after the success of Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. While working out a deal to begin production of Batman, Burton was handed various scripts (Including Hot For Trot, the talking horse movie starring John Candy and Bobcat Goldthwait). This is where he discovered an unproduced script by Michael McDowell. Burton took the dark script and made it more humorous; just how dark was this movie you ask?

Well, remember in the beginning of the film, the Maitlands (Geena Davis & Alec Baldwin) car falls off a bridge (with them in it), and that’s it (spoiler alert… c’mon, it’s been 25 years)? In the original script, they graphically hit the water with Barbara’s arm getting crushed and the pair screaming for help as they drown in the river below. Furthermore, Beetlejuice (a winged demon disguised as a Middle-Eastern Man) plans to kill the Deetzes and rape Lydia (Winona Ryder). There are a few films in existence that I wish I could see the original, darker version (1993’s Cool World for example), but Beetlejuice is not one of them.

While Beetlejuice is hardly a kid’s film, it did inspire a children’s cartoon (weirder things have happened; The Toxic Avenger also spawned a children’s cartoon around this same time), as well as a line of toys. Strangely enough, the toys were based on movie characters as opposed to the TV series.

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I watched this movie more times than I can even attempt to calculate. While she was a guest on the Mother’s Day episode of my podcast, my mom told the story of when 5 year old me did my “Beetlejuice Impression”, which involved me kicking a nearby tree, grabbing my crotch and yelling “Nice Fucking Model” at the top of my lungs at the playground.

Years have not aged this film even a little bit. It still retains every second of comedy, excitement and entertainment that it had in 1988. When he began making this film, Burton made the decision to only put $1 Million of the budget towards special effects. He believed that lower budget effects (such as stop motion) would give the film a nice B-movie feel with purposely fake looking effects. It’s because of those visual decisions that the movie survives visually, while CGI heavy films from just a few years ago already look weird and dated.

Even more impressive is how little the titular character is actually in the film. We all remember the character vividly because of Michael Keaton’s pitch perfectly over the top performance. He’s so memorable that it’s easy to forget he only has 17 minutes of screen time. Despite this, Keaton has openly stated that BeetleJuice is his favorite film that he’s been in (Not Mutiplicity!).

I can understand why; this movie does not have a ton of influences, since there is nothing else out there that even remotely looks like it (that’s including Tim Burton’s filmography). It did, however, make a fuck-ton of a money (that’s a measurement, right?), and a faithful fanbase all these years later. Just check out what these fine Minecrafters built in celebration!

With the massive success of this truly original picture, the studio desperately wanted to make a sequel; enter Beetlejuice goes Hawaiian. The whole premise being a visual joke that Burton came up with. He thought it’d be hilarious to mash German Expressionism with 50’s Surf movies. The Maitlands would be long gone as the Deetzes have moved to Hawaii and discover that they’re on an ancient burial ground. When a spirit comes from the afterlife and creates trouble, Lydia has no choice but to summon Beetlejuice to save them. Keaton and Ryder agreed to do the film, but Burton was tied up making Batman movies.

Over the years, a few people were approached for rewrites, including Daniel Waters (Heathers) and Kevin Smith (Clerks), but as the years went on the film became less and less likely to get made. The film will most likely never be produced due the fact that Winona is far too old to play Lydia. Well, too old for BeetleJuice Goes Hawaiian anyways. In 2011 Warner Brothers hired Seth Grahame-Smith (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter) to write and produce a sequel. They promised a story worthy of a sequel, Tim Burton directing, and most importantly, Michael Keaton back as Beetlejuice. There has been very little word about it since.

No film has blended comedy, surrealism and horror in the last 25 years even half as uniquely as Beetlejuice successfully did. Maybe the sequel/remake/reboot/whatever will be able to, but I’ll be skeptical until that day comes.

Happy Birthday, BeetleJuice.

I remember kids in my elementary school who weren’t allowed to watch The Simpsons; people just couldn’t help but find Bart Simpson’s rebellious attitude too much for young children to handle. I’m pretty sure those same parents lost their shit on March 8, 1993 when Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butthead hit the airwaves.

 

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MTV’s gruesome twosome spawned from an animated short Judge crafted in 1992. MTV immediately signed him to create a TV series which would depict our beloved braindead menaces to society as MTV’s key demographic.

 

The show was composed of short animated films involving our favorite dangers to everyone (including themselves) intercut with clips of them watching MTV and mocking music videos. When I was a kid, I recall only caring about the music videos, as I found the animated shorts rather stupid and repetitive. Now at 27, I think that they are an achievement of comedic gold that to this day are painfully underrated.

 

MTV’s decision to air the show was clearly a smart one, as it’s likely one of the most defining aspects of the station in the 1990’s. While the 80’s were very music video heavy, Beavis and Butthead kicked off the new direction of the station. In the early 1990’s there were shows like Idiot Box and Liquid Television, but Beavis and Butthead (along with The State and The Real World) really exploded the station into the realm of programmed, story driven shows and full 30 minute blocks of time not dedicated to music videos.

 

Beavis and Butthead  spawned a widely profitable feature film as well as a spin-off series (Daria), and multiple video games. However, while finically successful, with it came much controversy; the franchise was blamed for fires, animal cruelty, and various cases of property damage. Most of these accusations were cleverly mocked by the writers in future episodes. The most popular incident was in an episode called Lightning Strikes; after watching a documentary on Ben Franklin, the two decide to fly a kite during a thunderstorm. Their reckless behaviour then draws media attention that immediately blames Beavis and Butthead’s actions on the influence of Howard Stern and Rock Music.

 

The music video segments are still some of the biggest highlights in the show’s history. For whatever reason, these otherwise idiotic characters have strangely brilliant observations when it comes to critiquing music videos. At one point commenting “It’s like in all these videos now – they just get a couple of weird dudes, shake the camera and just do a bunch of crap” (this was while watching Archers of Loaf’s Web in Front). One of my favorite lines in the entire series came from a segment critiquing Metallica’s For Whom the Bell Tolls, simply stating “Sit your ass down Lars and play the drums like your supposed to”. I’m fairly confident the plenty of other Metallica fans were saying similar things in 2000.

 


 

After 5 years of lambasting music videos, a wrap sheet of controversy, and a feature length film, they ended their run with their 200th episode, ‘Beavis and Butthead are Dead’ on November 28th 1997. Since the series, Mike Judge has enjoyed a successful career writing King of the Hill and directing three box offices bombs that all became cult classics on home video. Last year the series came back to its home and the duo got right to work, this time destroying UFC fights, Jersey Shore and amateur YouTube videos. I know I’m more than happy to welcome these two lovable idiots back to the airwaves!

The first feature article that I ever wrote for Geekscape was 3 years ago when I wrote a eulogy to Jim Henson 20 years after his death. Jim Henson is one of the two most important figures in children’s television history. The other is obviously Fred “Mr.” Rogers.

 

 

10 years ago Fred Rogers died of Stomach Cancer. He was diagnosed in 2002, just one year after his retirement from Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood (a show he hosted for over 40 years). It was a sad day, not just for children’s programs, but for television in general.

 

It makes perfect sense that with his gentle, soft-spoken personality, Rogers originally studied to be a minister. Displeased of how children were being addressed, he instead set his sights to television, with a goal of changing everything. After years of public access Fred Rogers premiered Mister Roger’s Neighborhood in 1968 (A full year before Sesame Street hit the airwaves).

 

For the next 40 years Fred Rogers and his gentle, relaxing voice helped teach kids about growing up, how things worked, and the importance of love and friendship. He’d sing songs, take you on field trips and (as he once put it) ‘gave an expression of care each day to each child’. He will always be the shining example of how we can educate with love, a message that teachers around the world still believe in from growing up with his television series.

 

But Mr. Rogers was more than just a television personality, he is praised as the person who single-handedly helped PBS get its government funding in 1969. Essentially, without Mr. Rogers; there would have never been a Sesame Street. He did this simply by being himself (the same way he always was). While Rogers was occasionally mocked by the impatient Senator John Pastore who by the end of Fred’s speech said simply “that’s just wonderful. Looks like you just earned yourself twenty million dollars.” I recommend watching the video below, it will make your day a little bit brighter… in the simple kind of way Fred Rogers was gifted in doing.

 

 

He didn’t just stop with saving Public Broadcasting; Mr. Rogers is the reason you had a VCR and the reason that you currently own DVDs and Blu Rays. While television was doing everything in their power to stop the VCR from existing, Fred Rogers took the opposing side, stating that he believed that children who may not be able to watch his program when it aired could have it recorded for a later viewing.

 

It was less than a month before his 75th birthday when Fred Rogers died, on the morning of February 27th, 2003. At his public memorial, Teresa Heinz Kerry said of him “He never condescended, just invited us into his conversation. He spoke to us as the people we were, not as the people others wished we were”.

 

I will always remember that throughout the entire time I knew my grandfather, he always watched Mr. Rogers. I believe it was because as Teresa Heinz stated, he always invited you into conversation. I know for my grandfather, he loved when Mr. Rogers would take a field trip to show the viewers how things were made (as my grandfather had a small craft-shop in his basement).

 

While doing research for this article, I even discovered that Fred Rogers swam every morning, never drank, never smoked, and was a vegetarian. I was not shocked however to find out that all “military background internet rumors” are false. While there’s no proof of the legendary “stolen car rumor” being true or not (even snopes couldn’t determine it), I want to believe that it is. Fred Rogers was a great man who helped teach the importance of love. It’s been a long 10 years since his passing and children’s programing still doesn’t come close to what Mr. Rogers would have done if he was still on the air today. Next month he would have been 85.

 

I want to end this the same way Fred Rogers would always end his program;

 

“You’ve made each day a special day, by just your being you. There’s no person in the whole world like you,  and I like you just the way you are”

 

Well put Mr. Rogers. I believe that the entire world felt that way towards you as well, and we’re never going to stop missing you.

 

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In the movie Garden State, Andrew Largeman (Zach Braff) is sitting in a doctor’s office as a seeing eye dog decides to violate his leg. As this occurs, the fast talking, scatterminded, yet still adorable Sam (Natalie Portman) sits in the distance laughing; this is the moment their eventual relationship is sparked. In his book Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs author Chuck Klosterman blames John Cusack for women not falling in love with him; I blame Garden State for my inability to be ‘content’ with most woman. Sam was (and to an extent still is) my ideal girl. Anyways, I’m getting sidetracked a bit (and I’ve only just started).

 

One of the more memorable moments in this particular scene occurs when Sam discovers Andrew has never heard The Shins and exclaims “You gotta hear this one song, it’ll change your life I swear.” It’s at this point that we hear a little bit of New Slang from The Shins’ debut studio album Oh, Inverted World. While I love this song, I think Sam has hyped them up a bit too much; I don’t think that The Shins have ever changed anyone’s life. Even the Insane Clown Posse has changed more lives than the Shins. In any case, it is possible that lives where changed on February 10th, 1998 when Neutral Milk Hotel’s In The Aeroplane Over the Sea was heard for the first time.

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To be fair, chances are most people didn’t actually hear the song until a few years later, but whatever.

 

Neutral Milk Hotel was a Lo-Fi indie Rock band formed by Songwriter Jeff Mangum in the early 1990’s. They had a relatively short and uninteresting career when they were together. Their debut On Avery Island (mostly a solo album from Mangum) hit shelves in 1996, and after its release the band actually became a band (ie more people than just Mangum were members) and immediately got to working on their follow up, which would eventually become In The Aeroplane Over The Sea. The album would sadly also be their last release.

 

Just as the underperforming album was building momentum Mangum put the band on an indefinite hiatus due to stress from constant touring. It was then that the album really exploded.

 

15 years after its release the record is just as powerful as ever. The most exciting aspect about it is that fact that, while it’s an Indie Rock Classic, there are still many, many people who haven’t experienced it. This means that all these years later, the album still makes the same impact it always did; I can still recall the very first time I heard it.

 

I had known of Neutral Milk Hotel when I was in high school. I was a member of the TV studio and the head of the group would constantly play the titular track. I really dug the song; it was simplistic musically, bizarre lyrically, but yet still felt meaningful. It wasn’t until college however, that I found a copy of the complete album. I remember driving to visit some friends at West Chester University that summer and putting the album into my CD player; that opening acoustic guitar riff to The King of Carrot Flowers Part 1 immediately made me realize this was an album you rolled the windows down to when you listened to it.

 

Maybe it was the scenery, maybe it was just the right time in my life to be listening to it; it could be countless factors, but I know that in those 40 minutes I had just discovered an album that I’d never forget. In some weird way the album spoke to me, it didn’t matter that for the most part the lyrics don’t make sense and when they DO make sense they’re mostly a love letter to Anne Frank, it was simply something in the music. That fuzzy bass, the horns, bagpipes on one track (10), chaotic drums which sound like they were recorded in one take with no scratch track, and let’s not forget a singer singing loudly and straining his voice to its limit; all these elements combined into a singular sound that many bands have tried to replicate and failed. Mangum’s passion for putting together this album oozes in every note, lyric and even lingers in the moments of distortion and feedback.

 

The album has influenced many of the biggest musicians in Indie Rock and Pop Punk. Brand New’s Jesse Lacey has called it the greatest record ever written and has covered quite a few of its tracks live. Bands like Arcade Fire, Bon Iver, The Decemberists and Franz Ferdinand have all referred to the band’s influence, and the songs have been covered by artists such as Kevin Devine, The Mountain Goats and Matt Pond PA. In The Aeroplane Over The Sea has even been praised by such publications as Entertainment Weekly (The Indie Rock 25), Magnet (#1 album of 1993-2003), Pitchfork Media (#4 album of the 1990s) and The Village Voice (#15 album of 1998). My point being that this is the Pinkerton of Indie Rock.

 

Yet despite the praise and influence, very few people have heard this album. Even just looking up their songs on YouTube, you’ll find comments from people saying they discovered the band through the book Will Grayson, Will Grayson (which was just published in 2010). Here we are 15 years later, and the album is still changing people’s lives; I doubt people will be able to say the same about The Shins.

 

Rumors have popped up from time to time about the band making a new album or a return to touring year after year. While there were a few occasional performances by Mangum over the last few years, nothing has come from it except an EP of rarities in 2011 and a small West Coast tour in 2012. That is, until last month, when Mangum went on his first official tour, which concludes this Saturday in North Adams, Massachusetts. Perhaps in honor of the 15 year anniversary, we will finally get a follow-up to this classic cult favorite.

Something strange happened in 2002/3 in the typically predictable world of television; after years of being the TV station for youth, the MTV we were familiar with was replaced with a shiny, new, nigh-unrecognizable channel. All of the hit shows were gone; the station had previously embraced music, animated series like Daria, Beavis & Butthead and Celebrity Deathmatch (not to mention hilarious sketch shows like The State). However by 2003 the station was basically just a reality series generator.

 

Meanwhile, Comedy Central slowly filled the void in our hearts left by the termination of the classic MTV. The channel went from an obscure station that played movies and BBC shows to mass mainstream conciousness in 1997 with South Park. It was on January 22, 2003 that Comedy Central proved itself to be the new king of boundary pushing comedy: it was on that day that Chappelle’s Show debuted.

 

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I don’t think anyone would have guessed that Chappelle’s Show would become one of the biggest shows for the network, just behind the ever-growing titan that is South Park. The show was short lived, featuring only 25 episodes over 2 years, (and 3 embarrassing Lost Episodes) but was more culturally significant than it ever gets credit for. But let’s ignore the rest, and just talk about Chappelle’s Show‘s most infamous skits.

 

Season 1 as a whole is generally hit and miss, however, there are a handful of sketches that helped make the show the massive success that it was. One sketch, and one character in particular, comes to mind.

 

Clayton Bigsby
Clayton Bigsby

 

The debut episode contained the infamous sketch Clayton Bigsby, the black Klansmen. This sketch (presented as an episode of Frontline) showed the boundaries that Chappelle was willing to cross with his show. It was crude, vulgar and threw around a certain racial slur without any hesitation whatsoever. It was an edge beyond anything other sketch shows had ever been willing to go.

 

Tyrone Biggums
Tyrone Biggums

 

With the follow-up episode, Chappelle introduced the lovable crack-addict Tyrone Biggums and once again proved that no topic was too offensive or taboo for his comedy. Sadly, the rest of the season was mediocre at best.

 

It was when Chappelle’s Show’s second season premiered that the series hit its stride with the help of Charlie Murphy, Wayne Brady and Paul Mooney.

 

The legendary Paul Mooney
The legendary Paul Mooney

 

Legendary comedy writer Paul Mooney began making more appearances on the show, crafting sketches like ‘Negrodamus’ and ‘Mooney on Movies’. His one comment about Wayne Brady (“Wayne Brady makes Bryan Gumbel look like Malcolm X”) lead an episode where Wayne Brady took over hosting duties for Chappelle (we’ll get into this in a second). However, it was Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories that most people remember, with one sketch in particular… possibly the most famous of all sketches, one that made 4 words into a catchphrase that would eventually lead Chappelle to walk away from everything: “I’m Rick James Bitch.”

 

Dave Chappelle as Rick James
Dave Chappelle as Rick James

 

 

I won’t deny that it’s a painfully over-used catchphrase; however the sketch itself (which takes up the entire episode) is quite brilliant. Charlie Murphy tells various stories of him and his brother Eddie dealing with Rick James at the height of his drug addiction. It’s intercut with interviews of Rick James both denying and admitting to the events. Meanwhile Chappelle plays the over-the-top Rick James. It’s a catch-phrase collection unlike any other bit. James basically speaks in nothing but one-liners that get into your brain and will not go away (ever).

 

It was around this time that Chappelle would begin walking off stage at performances once crowds began heckling “Rick James Bitch” at him. During a performance in June of 2004, Chappelle spoke about the show, claiming that it was “ruining his life” and making it increasingly difficult to perform as a stand-up comedian, which was much more important to him.

 

Shortly afterwards, Chappelle disappeared and set off for South Africa, just as Season 3 of Chappelle’s Show was set to start production.

 

 

So what happened? Why did one of the biggest up-and-coming comedians of the new millennium suddenly run and hide from the world? In 2005, Dave appeared on Inside the Actor’s Studio and spoke of how the show had evolved (or devolved) into a modern day minstrel show. He revealed that he didn’t completely consider the series dead, and that he was willing to return and complete the 3rd season so long as Comedy Central didn’t air the sketches he’d already filmed, and that proceeds from DVD sales were donated to charity. Four months later, Comedy Central premiered Chappelle’s Show: The Lost Episodes, and essentially put an end to the series for good.

 

You could see that things were heading this way two years earlier, during the second season of Chappelle’s Show. There are at least three episodes featuring opening segments in which David quits the show over a disagreement with a Comedy Central employee. The final instance of these leads into the “Wayne Brady” episode; the executives state “we’ve already got the skits, we don’t need you”. Admittedly, this was a fictional piece of work, but there must have been hints of truth to the reality of the behind the scenes atmosphere. After “The Lost Episodes” were released, Chappelle’s hosting duties were replaced by Charlie Murphy and Donnell Rawlings, who while funny could not fill Chappelle’s shoes.

 

What Comedy Central didn’t understand was what made the show work. They seemed to think that as long as Chappelle was doing something outrageous in a sketch it’d bring ratings, while in truth, the three episodes of the third season are borderline unwatchable. The featured sketches are just okay (and that’s being generous).  It was never the sketches that made the show work, but Chappelle’s personality on stage introducing and acting out the segments. It’s the same thing that made his two stand-up specials so fantastic.

 

Cover of the Dave Chappelle special 'For What It's Worth'
Cover of the Dave Chappelle special ‘For What It’s Worth’

 

Nothing showed Chappelle’s self-awareness quite like when he did an episode called “Greatest Misses”. It was 20 minutes of David mocking his own failed sketches. He managed to take a handful of painfully unfunny skits and make them memorable by showing us that he was also aware that they weren’t funny.

 

If you watch interviews with Chappelle he comes off very self aware that most people think he’s a crazy drug addict who went off the deep-end, and that he represents the bad side of being a celebrity. Regardless, he comes off as a good guy; look no further than this video of him hanging out with paparazzi.

 

 

While he’s stayed out of the public limelight, enough time has passed that Chappelle is able to rediscover his love of stand-up. I just hope that one day we’ll get another stand-up album, because Killin Me Softly is a fucking masterpiece.

 

Come on man... Please do another one of these.
Come on man… Please do another one of these.

Last week I  looked back on the 10 albums that made my 2002. For my final top 10 until sometime in late December (at least for Geekscape) I present you the top 10 movies that made 2002 enjoyable for me.

 10. Jackass: the Movie

This is not a good movie. It’s not even necessarily a film. It’s a collection of insane stunts starring the MTV goldmine that was Jackass. There’s so many cringe worthy moments, there’s even a sequence or two that I can’t stand to watch (which is extra impressive since I adore Pink Flamingos). That being said I still love these films and hope that the tragic loss of Ryan Dunn doesn’t mean that we’ll never see a Jackass 4.

9. Slackers

This is one of the dumbest films ever conceived and I can’t get enough of it. When this movie first came out on DVD I immediately purchased it and would watch it on a semi-weekly basis with friends. The cast is full of random “before they were famous” actors like Jason Segal and Jason Swartzman; plus people whose career was on a downslide (Devon Sawa; Older Pete from Pete and Pete). This film has some of the most disturbing moments in sex comedy history (specifically involving a singing penis).

8. Spider-Man

This is the first superhero film to really rock my world. I enjoyed X-Men… but I LOVED Spider-Man. He was my favorite comic book character and I loved the cartoon series so the experience of seeing this in the theater was mind-altering. I’ve rarely had any other ‘edge of my seat with excitement’ moments quite like seeing this for the first time in theaters.

7. Hollywood Ending

Most of Woody Allen’s 90’s and early 2000’s career was mediocre at best. While critics disliked this film I enjoyed it. I think it’s one of the best films of his early 2000’s (not say much since it’s between Anything Else and The Curse of the Jade Scorpion). I believe Allen’s scriptwriting is at it’s best when he is writing about himself.

6. The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

Part Two of the Lord Of The Rings trilogy is the best part of franchise (like most trilogies), things are darker and things seem to be at their worst. More importantly, this is the film that introduced us to Gollum, probably the most impressive CGI creature ever made.

5. About Schmidt

First things first… yes this is the film where you see Kathy Bates naked. This works against the film more than for it. The film continued Alexander Payne’s incredible track record (one that still hasn’t disappointed me so far) started by Election. Jack Nicholson shines in the dramedy. Schmidt is going through alot. He’s going on a road trip to his daughter’s wedding while subsequently dealing with the rest death of his wife who he fell out of love with. The film won well deserved Golden Globe awards for best screenplay and best performance of any actor.

 4. One Hour Photo

Robin Williams has never been more terrifying than in this film. There’s such an overwhelming level of eeriness but what makes it all the more difficult to watch is that you feel sorry for his character (at least I did). Music video director Mark Romanek did an excellent job creating a sympathetic look at a lonely, obsessed stalker. If you’ve never seen this film, now is the time to check it out.

3. About a Boy

Probably the most faithful of Nick Hornby adaptations (not a giant feat when you factor in that his ode to Soccer was turned into a film about Baseball). There’s few films quite as heartwarming as this film. Hugh Grant has never been more likable and Badly Drawn Boy’s music has never sounded better than on this soundtrack. While a few elements from the original novel were omitted I completely support them being dropped. It saddens me about how few people have seen this film when it’s truly one of the romantic comedies both guys and girls could enjoy for it’s dark humor.

2. Death to Smoochy

This movie was a financial embarrassment to everyone involved. However, time has proven that this dark comedy was not only able to stand the test of time but also build up a great cult following. It is easily Danny Devito’s best directorial film (fuck the over-rated War of the Roses) and probably my favorite Edward Norton performance. The film delightfully shows off the dark side of children’s entertainment so for a Muppet/Sesame Street loving person like myself that’s just an added bonus.

1. Rules of Attraction

I remember seeing the trailer for this movie at the beginning of Donnie Darko.  It was so bizarre and told you so little about the movie that my girlfriend at the time and I went out the next weekend and rented it. This was my first experience with a movie based on a Bret Easton Ellis novel (and still my favorite adaptation). The film follows a bizarre love triangle between three college kids. Sean falls in love with Lauren, who used to date Paul, who’s now gay and in love with Sean.  What I loved about this movie was how intensely dark the humor is which is nothing new in the world of Ellis obviously. Things like drug overdoses, drug abuse, attempted murder and rape are looked at with such a blank faced lack of concern that it goes from disturbing and shocking into hilarious. It’s also incredible to factor in that James Van Der Beek was still a teenage heart-throb when he chose this role of Sean Bateman. A womanizing, drug dealer who is in general a terrible human being (also the brother of Patrick Bateman of American Psycho). One of my favorite elements of this film was the editing and soundtrack. The music gives the film an 80’s vibe (the time period the book took place in) while still clearly being modern time. Meanwhile the editing is constantly rewinding and fast forwarding sequence for us to see what multiple characters are doing at any given point. If you want to check out a surreal and sadly underrated drug/sex/college dark comedy, this is that genre at it’s finest.

For me 2002 is probably one of the most important years of music for me. If I were to construct a list of the 100 Albums That Made Me Love Music (and I did it’s on my blog, read it sometime) three of the top 10 albums that completely controlled my existence and I couldn’t stop listening to were released that year. In fact they’re on this list (spoiler alert… they’re the top 3), two of them would even be in my top 5 of all time. Enough of this stupid part anyone… does anyone read this? I know I normally just skip down to where I see the first picture

 10. Sigur Ros: ( )

I first heard of Sigur Ros through my friend Mitch. He suggested I download a few of their songs. I enjoyed them but didn’t love them. A few weeks later I found this record in the used bin at F.Y.E. and decided to give it a shot. Within an hour I went from appreciating Sigur Ros to absolutely loving them. I adored structure and concept of this album. It has no album title, no lyrics and no song title, it’s completely lined up to be about whatever the listener wants it to be. Furthermore the musical structure changes mid-album. After Untiled Track 4 there’s 30 seconds of silence before tone completely changes. Untitled Tracks 1-4 are soothing and mellow songs. A mix of ambient guitar and xylophone give the songs a care-free vibe. While Untitled Tracks 5-8 are darker and more aggressive. This creates a double meaning to the albums title, not only is it ( ) so that the listener can incorporate whatever the album is about but also the two parenthesis represent the two halves of the album. I will always remember listening to this album while studying in a college. It’s a great relaxation record.

9. Bright Eyes: Lifted or the Story is in the soil, Keep your ear to the ground

Despite it’s pretentiously long title, Bright Eye’s 4th album is his untoppable masterpiece. I remember flying home listening to this record and being completely captivated, specifically to the songs Bowl of Oranges, From a Balance Beam and Let’s Not Shit Ourselves (to love and to be loved). This isn’t to say the other 10 tracks aren’t insanely bizarre and unique as well. The opening song The Big Picture (which is my least favorite song on the album) is one of the most bizarre opening tracks ever. The almost 9 minute long song doesn’t begin until roughly 2 minutes into the track. Before that you just hear a couple walking into a car and driving, the girlfriend gives the boyfriend directions and slowly the song fades in on the radio, throughout the song you hear the girl awkwardly singing along. Even quirkier is track 3 (False Advertising) which stops mid-song when a musician plays the wrong note. He apologizes lead singer Conor Oberst says it’s okay and then the song starts back up again. For someone who was clearly depressed at the time of writing this album Oberst manages to have fun and even write an uplifting song or two (specifically the infetiously catchy Bowl of Oranges).

 

8. Eels: Souljacker

Mark Everett changed things up from his previous albums Daisies of the Galaxy and Electro-Shock Blues when he released Souljacker (released in the UK/Canada in 2001 but the US early 2002). While his previous albums were ripped straight ought of his own life and pain, Souljacker started his habit of writing about fictional characters. This was his last great album. This isn’t to say he’s ever release a bad album but they have yet to reach the levels of perfection that Electro-Shock and Souljacker achieved.

7. Sage Francis: Personal Journals

Sage Francis is a rapper. But rapper always feels like an understatement. The man write creative poetry under the guise of hip-hop. That’s not to accuse him of NOT being a rapper, it’s just to say that he has elevated the genre of rap into poetic levels rarely seen in this day and age. The album title alone pretty much tells you that you’re about to hear stories ripped straight from real life and Sage tells us these stories without holding back. It’s rare that an album comes out where almost immediately upon hearing it you instantly feel something. He may not be the fastest, his flow isn’t always perfect but all those imperfections only seem to make the album better.

6. Queens of the Stone Age: Songs for the Deaf

I don’t know why I knew the name queens of the stone age for as long as I did, but I always knew their name. I must have read it in one of those “columbia record club” things. However it wasn’t until the release of the trippy music video for No One Knows that I really heard what they sounded like. I could not for the life of me figure this band out. In 2002 I was a sophomore in High School… I like Pop Punk and that was about it. As the years went by the song and video stuck with me, eventually I caved and bought the album and was opened up to an incredible semi-concept album. Josh Homme’s lyrics and unique almost rock-a-billy singing style fits so well over the hard rock sounds ONLY because it shouldn’t fit. The album also featured some of Dave Grohl’s best drumming. Now that he’s re-joined the band I can only hope that the next Queens of Stone Age release will appear on that years best of list.

5. The Avett Brothers: Country Was

I love Avett Brothers. Pretty much every year they’ve released an album it’s been top 10 of the year worthy. While I enjoyed this year’s The Carpenter and even consider I and Love and You their best album… I have a special place in my heart for the original Avett Brothers. County Was is the debut full length album (despite only 8 tracks) of the brothers (and friend Bob). It’s good old fashion bluegrass. There’s a lot to love in these 8 tracks but the stand out track is November Blue, I will one day make that song the opening credit song to an indie-dramedy.

4. Atmosphere: God Loves Ugly

Every time I listen to the early Atmosphere albums I feel dirty. I feel like I just broke into a stranger’s house started reading their journals. Much like Sage Francis he is a hip-hop poet not afraid to let his true colors show. He really pours his heart out on this record and never fears about not coming off as ‘hard’. Lines like “I got my mind on my tummy and my tummy on my mind” (Give Me) or “Dear mom, I promise I’m going to be large/One day Imma stop trying to borrow your car” (godlovesugly) have the right mix of self deprication and sincerity to make it work. However the star of the show is Fuck You Lucy. This song’s title is a slight misdirect. Instead of an angry fueled revenge anything you get the most sincere break-up song in hip-hop history. Slug perfectly discusses the genuine emotions one goes through losing a girl that they loved deeply. He’s angry at her for “defining my existence” and “her differences”. The song draws the image of a man not doing well with his break-up. While other rappers write a song about moving on and fucking random girls, or plotting revenge (even murder in some songs) Slug can’t continue his life without Lucy. The most powerful line being “I want to scream Fuck You Lucy/But the problem is I love you Lucy”. Slug has said that Lucy isn’t a specific person but more an idea. A combination of various past girlfriends, drug addiction and anything else that you allow to control your life. That lyric when applied to it being about drug and alcohol addiction makes the song have multiple layers. Earlier in the song he even screams “I wanna scream fuck you, because I still love you/No I’m not okay and I don’t know what to do”.On the Lucy Ford album you find the song It Goes which contains the lyrics “I think my fans know me better than my friends do/ because my friends never paid that much attention/The fans memorize every single sentence/Which makes them far to smart to ever start a friendship”. With songs like Fuck You Lucy… I think I’m the same way. But I do want to give him a hug.

3. Mewithoutyou: A->B Life

I first heard mewithoutyou on a random Tooth and Nail comp. I instantly fell in love with the song (Gentleman) and wanted to hear more of what this band had to offer. I bought the album and found that I currently held in my hands a poem about depression.  The album plays out like an hour long song, simply broken into 12 sections. There are very few chorus’ or moments of silence. What’s incredible about this is that all the songs still work independently of each other, but the full experience is certainly from hearing the record from start to finish and feeling the pain as well as Aaron Weiss’ stalker like poetry (specifically in Gentleman and We know Who Our Enemies Are). The band took a huge musical 180 when they released their 3rd album changing from Post-Hardcore to Indie Folk. While I prefer the musical change, their debut album will always be my favorite that they released as well as one of my favorite albums of all time.

2. The Streets: Original Pirate Material

For the brief few years that MTV2 was playing music videos it certainly introduced me to some great new bands. I will always remember laying on my couch in the basement the day the Let’s Push Things Forward came onto my TV. This wasn’t like anything else I had ever heard. It was hip-hop, sorta, but also like reggae and techno. On top of the interesting beat the rapper (Mike Skinner) spoke in an extremely thick accent. This was the first album I ever pirated mostly because I couldn’t find it anywhere (about 2 years later I found both streets albums and their EP at Downtown Disney’s Tower Records and picked it up). I played this album for EVERYONE. This was also around the time of my first girlfriend and I remember us listening to this in her car constantly. I’ve loved Skinner’s entire career but he never topped the quality of this album and with the Streets no done for good it’s easy for me to say this will always be the highlight of the band’s career.

1. Norah Jones: Come Away with Me

Norah Jones pretty much owned 2002 and it couldn’t have been a more unlikely person to pull it off. Norah dominated the Grammys the following year on an album that was easy-listening jazz and she deserved every element of praise. I remember the second I heard Don’t Know Why I fell in love, not just with the music (which was beautiful) but with Norah herself. I bought the album that same night and listened to it in my car for months. It was the perfect soundtrack for late night drives. I miss those days sometimes, when you could just drive and listen to music… just before gas prices became insane. It’s weird that a jazz record would represent so much of my high school years but it really truly does. It’s a crime that Norah doesn’t make music like this anymore, her career has continually evolved but it has never released the level of perfection as this debut. I think of all my memories of this album the biggest one is how it could make me shed a tear. A few months before it was released my grandfather died. He would have loved this album. Whenever I hear it I still think that it’s a sin he never got to experience, specifically because I know that he would have learned “The Painter Song” on guitar.

This year I saw roughly 15 movies, including my top 10 movies of the year (also known as 2/3’s of the movies I saw this year). For this reason, there’s a bonus list of the 10 movies that may have made my top 10 had I actually gone and seen it.

10. Wanderlust
David Wain is the least likely person to have a moderately mainstream film career. Films like Wet Hot American Summer and The Ten scream ‘Underground Cinema”. So when he followed them up with the mainstream Role Models it was a bit of a shock. Wanderlust walks the line of being part mainstream film and part off the wall, The State-influenced humor. I know a few people (including Geekscape film critic Dave Traverso) disliked the film but I was a fan of it’s charming story and quirky characters.

9. God Bless America
Bobcat’s previous film World’s Greatest Dad was an incredible masterpiece that appeared on many of 2009’s best of lists. The film is the best product Bobcat ever put out. God Bless America doesn’t live up to it, but it certainly tried its best and comes pretty damn close. If this film was about 20 minutes shorter and contained a few less repeatetive speeches it could have been my favorite film of the year.


8. Pitch Perfect
No film managed to be better than it deserved to be quite like Pitch Perfect. Much like Fired Up! in 2009, Pitch Perfect manages to appeal to both sexes and being a well written parody. Will Pitch Perfect win any awards? Not likely. Are there movies not on this list that are much more deserving to be in someone’s top 10 for artistic merits? Certainly. But there are definitely few films I enjoyed quite as much as this film. If you love Mean Girls, Bring it On and Clueless than you need to give this film an honest chance.

7. The Avengers
This might be the most important films of 2012 for no other reason than ten years ago this was nothing more than a fan boy dream. Even when Sam Raimi was making Spiderman, Tim Burton was making Batman and Bryan Singer was making X-men it seemed absurd that we would one day find a franchise that literally built itself much like a comic book, with various one shot movies all containing crucial pieces to a much bigger final product. On top of it all, it’s just fun.

6. Jeff, Who Lives at Home
I went to see Jeff Who Lives At Home on a whim. I didn’t know what to expect but was certainly glad I made the decision to check it out. It’s a nice indie film about fate and family and taking risks. Much like Paul Rudd in last year’s Our Idiot Brother, Jeff is a stoner who sees the world in a way most people refuse to view it.

5. American Reunion
I have always loved the American Pie franchise, in fact I even own the 4 (yes 4) direct to DVD movies that have nothing to do with the main characters. American Reunion is like hanging out with a group of friends you haven’t seen in years. In other words, it actually creates the feeling of a class reunion for the viewer. I enjoyed seeing these old friends and definitely hope to see them again.

4. Moonrise Kingdom
Wes Anderson pretty much is his own genre of film. I’ve almost always been on board with his films (I’m not a big fan of Darjeeling Limited) and Moonrise Kingdom was no exception. The film is a fantastic blend of Wes Anderson’s style and a childlike charm. It is easily his best film since The Royal Tenenbaums.

3. The Cabin in the Woods
There are few better love letters to a genre like Cabin in the Woods. The film manages to point out plenty of the biggest stereotypes and cliche’s of Horror movies while remaining a quality horror movie. But here’s to hoping it doesn’t follow another cliche’ and have a million shitty sequels.

2. Sleepwalk with Me
Mike Birbiglia wrote, directed and starred in this film about Matt Pandamiglio (totally seriously not him) a comedian suffering from REM Sleep Behavior Disorder. This disorder causes him to act out his dreams which occasionally end in minor to severe injuries.

1. The FP
When Jonathan called me about this movie all he kept telling me was that I HAD to see this movie. There’s reasons that I never doubt Mr. London. No film this year had the effect on me that The FP did. This film changed the way my friends spoke. It even divided our friendships between people who loved it and people who hated it. Will this win any awards? Doubtful… but it doesn’t stop this from being a complete and utter masterpiece.

10 MOVIES THAT COULD HAVE BEEN IN MY TOP 10 IF I ACTUALLY SAW THEM

1. Brave
2. Chronicle
3. Argo
4. Dredd
5. Goon
6. Comic Con Episode IV: A Fan’s Hope
7. Life of Pi
8. Wreck-It Ralph
9. Pirahna 3DD
10. Looper

 

I have a weird taste of music. I’m very very aware of this. I have seen other websites top 10 lists and I’ve noticed that only one of my 10 has appeared on anyone else’s lists. One could almost say this is more of a “Top 10 Overlooked Albums of 2012” if not for about 2 albums (or 4 albums depending how you look at it).

10. Garfunkel & Oats: Slippery When Moist

Last year Garfunkel and Oates’ All Over Your Face was in my top 5 of the year. Slippery When Moist continues their ear for quality comedy music. It’s rare that comedy and music work in a way where you want to hear the songs again and again. For the most part the joke pretty much dies down after the 2nd time you’ve heard it. However G&O have managed to find themselves ranking with Lonely Island, Tenacious D and Flight of the Conchords who aren’t Comedians doing Music, but Musicians who are also comedians. Kate and Rikki’s ear for music is what makes this album well worth the multiple listens.

9. Wordburglar: 3rdburglar  

The first of two Saint Mort Show guests whose album just would not leave my CD player this year. Wordburglar completely outdid himself with this record. He makes his geek flag fly in my favorite track “Drawings with Words”.

8. fun. : Some Nights

2010’s Aim and Ignite was one of the best debuts of the last few years so when I first heard fun.’s Some Nights I was a bit let down.  I wanted a carbon copy of their debut. As the year went on the album proved to be one of the most popular releases of year producing two MASSIVE hit singles. The album has grown on me. I still don’t think that it’s better than anything that The Format or Steel Train released, but it is still an impressive blend of Pop Rock and Hip Hop Production.

7. Gummy Soul: Bizarre Tribe

This year Gummy Soul decided pay tribute to the greatest era of hip-hop (Early 90’s Alternative Hip-Hop). They achieved this by mixing songs by two of the most legendary groups of the genre. Bizarre Tribe blends Pharcyde and Tribe Called Quest songs and interviews into a singular story about the rise and fall of these groups. The highlight is Bonita Keeps on Passin’ Me By.

6. The Avett Brothers: The Carpenter

The Avett Brother’s last album (2009’s I and Love and You) was my favorite album of the year and one of my top 10 favorite albums of all time. Their follow-up had a lot to live up to and I’ll be the first to admit that it failed to match nor top what was easily their career defining release. That being said The Carpenter was a great album with brilliant lyrics, but it takes a while to really get going.

5. Super Mash Brothers: Miley High Club

The 2nd Mash-Up/Mux Tape album to make my list this year. Super Mash Brother have upped the ante from 2010’s Get Euros, Fuck Bitches and made a fun party record blending random songs like the Rugrats theme song and Seasons of Love by Rent with Ke$ha and Lupe Fiasco songs.

4. Green Day: Uno/Dos/Tre

Green Day has received a fair share of shit over the years, quite unfairly I might add. This year’s triple album release just further proved why they are one of the greatest bands of all time. Each album represented a different style of music, be it Dos’ 50s/60s Garage rock (which is easily the most underrated Green Day Album since Warning), the Indie rock sounds of Uno or the modern rock sounds of Tre. The legendary punk rock trio (plus a 4th member that I still don’t acknowledge) have continued to push their genre into new experimental styles.

3. Pterofractyl: The Responsible Artist

One of my favorite albums of 2009 was The March Hare’s Mr. Nimbus. Sadly about a month after the album came out the band broke up. I was beyond excited when March Hare’s vocalist Zach Guy-Frank emailed me that he had a new music project and sent me his debut EP. The combination of multi-layered vocal tracks and chaotic time signatures created one of the most interesting 20 minutes of 2012.

2.Harley Poe: Satan, Sex and No Regrets

When I was a kid I loved Calibretto 13. They broke up just as I was about to start college, sadly it took me until about a year ago to find out that lead singer Joe Whiteford formed a new band almost immediately after they broke up. That band was Harley Poe. Not only did I get to have lead singer Joe on the Saint Mort Show, but I was lucky enough to strike up a decent email friendship with him. While I love all their records they went above and beyond the call of duty with their newest record Satan, Sex and No Regrets. This album makes light hearted sing-along songs out of awful things like Cannibalism, Homicide and Child Molestation. One of the best tracks however is the eerie cover of The Hearse Song made famous from the infamous Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark book series.

1. Those Galloping Hordes: Things I Grew Up With

I’d put my money down that like Pterofractyl you haven’t heard this band before. The band is made up of various members of 3 musicians from PA and DE. This multi-tracked mostly instrumental opus’ tells the story of  Susanna Cox. Susanna Cox was a mentally challenged woman charged and hanged for murder with no evidence and no one to defend her. It’s one of the greatest tragedies in the history of Berks County. Multi-Instrumentalists Corey Higman and Danny Mink (with the help of Ryan Herrmann on Drums) recorded a beautifully crafted 12 tracks that simply would not leave my CD player.

Former Saint Mort Show Guest and Neighbor writer/director Robert Angelo Masciantonio has released another piece of the Neighbor mythos today.  WragsInk has released Neighbor for Christmas: A Girl’s Holiday Tale on Amazon for only $0.99! The story picks up shortly after the events of Masciantonio’s prequel New Girl in Town and before the film Neighbor with The Girl working in the country’s largest consumer shopping mall.  It doesn’t take long for someone to catch her eye but that someone may have plans of their own.  This holiday season, The Girl doesn’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice.

Keep an eye out for this electronic tale while it’s available at the low the holiday price!

If you read my last Retroactive Thinking article you’re probably more than aware that I love Christmas. I love the every aspect of it, the movies, the old TV specials and most importantly the music. Over the years I’ve definitely collected such an eclectic collection of bizarre christmas songs. I’ve sent enough of these songs to Jonathan that he finally just said ‘listen loser, just put it in a fucking article and leave me alone’… so here we are.

I don’t recommend playing most of these songs at family christmas parties… however if you’re just having a gathering with friends… these could go over well…. but not likely.

Twisted Sister “Heavy Metal Christmas” – Let’s kick this off with a song that I once heard someone refer to as “not just the worst christmas cover of all time but the worst song ever”. You see when Twisted Sister decided it was time to FINALLY release a Christmas album (seriously Dee Snyder what the fuck took you so long!) they decided that simply covering 12 Days of Christmas just would NOT do justice, they needed to re-write this song to be more METAL thus Heavy Metal Christmas was born. No longer will you have to wonder what to get the metal head in your life this christmas. Clearly they want tattered shirts, spandex pants and skull earrings (among other things).

Atom and His Package “What WE do on Christmas” – Christmas isn’t just for christians obviously, well I mean sorta. There’s other holidays this time of the year, specifically Hanukkah which is what Atom and His Package decided to write about in his song What WE do on Christmas. Adam Goren (The Underground Laptop Pop Punker turned Science teacher) wrote this song a Christmas comp that reveals the secret meetings that the Jews have been having every Christmas Day plotting out their global takeover. Being that Adam is one of the friendliest guys on the planet he ends the song apologizing if he offended anyone. Check out Atom on the Saint Mort Show

Size 14 “Mrs. Claus” – Size 14 is a punk band from the earliest days of Drive-Thru Records. While they never received much fame the band was heavily featured in the indie comedy 100 Women and the lead singer Linus of Hollywood started up a record label and joined Nerf Herder.  However they had a song early on in their career on appeared on Christmas Gone Wrong. This comp was a collection of christmas songs by punk bands on Drive Thru at the time, it now goes for like $300 used on eBay occasionally. The highlight track is Size 14’s ode to banging Mrs. Claus and ruining christmas for everyone.

Harley Poe “It’s Christmas Time Again” – One of my all time favorite bands since I was young was Calibretto 13. Calibretto 13 was a christian surf punk band in the same vein as Dead Kennedy’s. When they broke up the lead singer formed Harley Poe which was not a christian band at all (hear the whole story of his change of heart when he appeared on the Saint mort Show). One of the first songs they ever released was on a comp called “A Very Standard Christmas” (they were on a label called Standard Recording Records) about Killer Santa Claus. I’d like to believe he wrote it after watching the 2005 masterpiece Santa’s Slay.

Ben Folds “Bizarre Christmas Incident” Ben Folds is one of my favorite singer/songwriters but somehow this song escaped me for a quite a few years. The first time I heard it though, I loved it. The song tells the hilarious story of Santa Claus getting stuck in Ben’s chimney and dying. It’s hard to not love a song with the chorus “Santa he’s a big fat fuck/Came down the chimney and got his fat ass stuck”.

mc chris “Evergreen” – Nerdcore (but not Nerdcore) rapper mc chris wrote this song for his album Eatings Not Cheating. The song tells of a crazy adventure one christmas with him and his drug dealer.

Enjoy your party crashing this weekend!

Check out more of Matt Kelly’s Christmas lists on his blog Pure Mattitude and his Song-A-Day Facebook Page

For Episode 39 of the Saint Mort Show I went backstage at ChalieChen’s Toys for Tots show in Aston and interviewed Kingsfoil. In the 20 minutes we got to talk we discuss the bands progression from acoustic duo to full band, having Frankie Muniz as their drummer, The Hobbit and our favorite type of pie.

Be sure to support ChalieChen Entertainment for throwing great shows and check out Kingsfoil. Their new record A Beating Heart is a Bleeding Heart is current available on iTunes and Amazon.

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I will never understand people who hate Christmas. I know that they exist. I’ve had conversations with many of them. I just still don’t understand it. Maybe it’s the nostalgic person in me that fondly remembers Christmas holidays of the past. Curled up on the couch, fire in the fireplace and Christmas specials on TV.

For years, I’d eagerly await December, when I could watch Garfield’s Christmas Special, Christmas at the Playhouse and A Very Claymation Christmas. However, my favorite as a child (and as an adult) was the beautiful Muppet Family Christmas. It’s a genuine crime that this special has yet to get a proper DVD release (Little Shop of Horrors finally got a Director’s Cut release this year so I’m still hopeful that I’ll get my beloved Christmas special on DVD one day).

The Muppets and Christmas just seem like a match made in heaven. The Muppets are like Christmas 365. I’m forced to quote Walter from last years The Muppets film. “As Long as there are talking frogs and singing bears and swedish chefs and boomerang fish the world couldn’t be that bad a place. As long as there are Muppets. There is hope”

Behind the helm was Jim Henson. He had that magic “something” that made us believe anything was possible. He believed life was meant to be fun and dreamed to be a person who made the world a better place for having lived it. In the eyes of the world he fulfilled his dream and when he died the Muppets would die with him.

That’s what makes The Muppet Christmas Carol so important. The first Muppet film made without Jim as well as original muppeteer Richard Hunt the film would literally make or break the Muppets’ staying power. Henson’s son Brian would helm the director’s chair and Kermit would be performed by Steve Whitmire.

This mostly faithful (or as faithful as The Muppets could be) adaptation of Charles Dickens classic was the perfect way to show that The Muppets had not lost an ounce of their magic and power. The tale is filled with comedy (mostly presented by Gonzo’s performance as Charles Dickens and his sidekick Rizzo the Rat) as well as heartwarming (and occasionally heartbreaking) moments.

Michael Caine is brilliantly cast as Scrooge and makes the transition from mean-spirited, sorrowful and joyful so seamlessly that he forces you to go through all of these emotions along with him. Years later when I finally took the time to read the novella it was him that I visioned most out of every previous performance I’d seen.

Originally, it was proposed that the Ghosts would be performed by Miss Piggy, Scooter and Gonzo but the idea was scrapped when it was decided these iconic Muppet characters would only distract viewers from the emotional leverage of these ghosts. It was a brilliant idea. Each ghost has their own unique puppeteering style. Be it the weightless Marionette style of the Ghost of Christmas Past, the full body costume of the Ghost of Christmas Past or the frighteningly clocked Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, they have their own innovative touch of magic that only the muppets could produce.

However, while the performances, the puppetry and script all help drive the story, the most memorable moments come from the brilliant songwriting of Paul Williams. Much like when he wrote songs for The Muppet’s debut film The Muppet Movie, The Muppets Christmas Carol contains a wonderful blending of themes. Williams’ songs all have an upbeat feeling and themes about love and the magic of Christmas, yet he still allows them to have a hint of sadness to them.

While my favorite song of the film has always been “It Feels Like Christmas”, the highlight is “When Love Is Gone”, a song cut from the theatrical release because Disney studios found it to be too serious to keep a child’s attention. While Williams and Henson both fought to keep the song in the movie, it wasn’t until the Home Video release that the song was returned to the film (leaving the theatrical release with an awkward and obvious cut). In it, the farewell song from Scrooge’s lost-love Belle eventually turns into a duet between the girl of his past and Scrooge of the present. What I love about this is it implies that after all these years, Scrooge still remembers the words Belle said when she left him.

So was the Muppets take on this classic tale of love, Christmas and redemption a box office success? Sadly. No. While the film is wonderful and was well received critically, it failed to reach the high expectations that Disney had set for it. In 1992, it faced the competition of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York and Aladdin (which was still in theaters after months of release). Still, while grossing $27 Million, it didn’t completely bomb, it did sent the early message that The Muppets may not survive without their creator. It wasn’t until 4 years later that the franchise would rediscover success, when the Muppets returned in the successful Muppet Treasure Island. But it was a temporary victory. 1999’s The Muppets From Space marked the beginning of a slow decline into obscurity, where they stayed until last year’s The Muppets revived them in a fashion that only thousands of Muppet fans could dream of a decade earlier.

Despite the poor box office (second lowest Muppet box office at the time), the film has developed a cult following and has become a quintessential film of the season. Today, the film is now 20 years old. I still fondly remember seeing it in theaters when I was 7 with my mother and then best friend Mac (who I have lost contact with and may have been killed by a bear during a circus accident). I was completely obsessed with the film, laughing at all the appropriate points and even feeling sadness when Tiny Tim had died. In the end, perhaps that’s why we love The Muppets, because no one seems to do Love and Joy quite like them.

Episode 38 of the Saint Mort Show finds Matt chatting with Adam Pfleider. Adam used to write for AbsolutePunk.net and is currently working for Sargent House. We talk pop punk music, Adam’s plan to write a book about post-hardcore and his soon to be new life in Los Angeles.

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Greetings Geekscape,

If you’ve been here for a few years there’s a chance you know me. Either as the host of the Saint Mort Show, Muppet fan, writer of Guilty Pleasures or former Geekscape camera man. However most of you probably don’t know that in 2004 I started a non-profit.

It was in November of 2004 that one of my best friends (also named Matt) was diagnosed with Leukemia. Before that my only other experience with cancer involved my grandfather and it didn’t exactly end well, so immediately I felt helpless and sad towards my friend. I wanted to find a way to help him but had no clue how, when I suddenly had an idea. I called up a few of my musical friends and we threw together a cheap $5 acoustic show the following week called Music Vs. Cancer. In the end we helped raise a couple hundred bucks to help Matt’s family cover his chemo (Matt is now cancer free).

I loved putting together the show and immediately wanted to throw more. The next show was called Season Greetings and Salutations. This time I booked some bands an proceeds we made from the show were used to purchase toys for kids spending the holidays in the hospital. This became an annual show every December and always one of our most successful shows.

Punk group Committed playing an early show

Chords for a Cure was one of the greatest things I ever created. It was something much bigger than me. We helped raise money for various charities and local kids and I was able to develop incredible friendships with various bands. However as the time went on the music scene began to change, things became more and more focused on hardcore. Fights started breaking out, venues started closing and with it Chords for a Cure died in 2009.

However the idea of Chords for a Cure was always alive in my brain. I would dream of ways to bring it back and make it better. However there were two major issues I had to face, the first was finding a new venue and the other was finding a way to make the shows financial success so that the money at the door went to the charity and not paying rental fees.

Monday morning I received an email from Concord Liberty Presbyterian Church in Glenn Mills, PA allowing us to host events at their church. With the venue issue taken care of the next goal was figuring out how to cover rent. That’s when I decided to release compilations of local and/or unsigned bands digitally. These albums help raise awareness for Chords for Cures (our new name), gives exposure to great bands and the $5 goes to pay our rental fees as well as help out some of the bands that are taking time of their tour schedule to help out a great cause.

Download our Comp Available today 24 tracks for $5

For our debut compilation I’ve actually re-released our first comp released in 2005 (with a few additional songs over the years). All but two of these bands have since called it quits, however many of them went on to form much more successful groups. Songs on the record feature future members of Racing Kites, Team Goldie, Zolof the Rock N Roll Destroyer and The Scenic to name a few.

During this holiday (on the 8 year anniversary that this all started) give these bands a listen, give us a download and help us change the world… one concert at a time.

-MATT KELLY
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Episode 37 of the Saint Mort Show Matt sits down with Penn State Professor Thomas Guerin. The two discuss Horror films like the classic Frankenstein and Creature films as well as the true influence of Basic Instinct. I hope to have Thomas back again one day.

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Okay kiddies, back in the days before internet and DVD burns Hollywood was threatened by the VCR. Their fear was that people could record any movie off television they wanted and thus would have a reason to enter a movie theater again. It was a completely unrealistic and absurd fear.

So when I was a kid I taped Young Frankenstein off Television (commercials and all). It was one of my favorite movies for a few reasons. Firstly because it was one of my grandfather’s favorite movies, another reason is because it’s a hilarious and well made movie. So why am I telling you this?

The first time I ever heard of Elvira was from that tape. Every single commercial break was a 15 minute ad for the television premiere of this movie. I’ll always remember hearing the line “looks like Gumby on Steroids” repeatedly and not have any clue what it meant. But I was curious what this movie was about. I don’t know why my parents decided it was okay but when I was about 8 I saw Elvira Mistress of the Dark for the first time. I really loved it (despite the fact that the movie is a giant sex joke that went right over my head) however this was the first time I’ve seen it in a quite a few years.

Elvira was best known for two things. Her Television show and her Charles Addams style morbid comedy. Admittedly most of her gimmick was stolen from Vampira (who unsuccessfully attempted to sue her in the 80s) but for a brief period of time she was  a genuine star. Making a theatric feature for her was not an unrealistic place to take her character and despite it’s many flaws the movie still remains a good cheesy 80’s good time.

Elvira is sick of hosting her horror show and dreams of starring in her own Vegas stage show. However she’s just quit and needs $50,000 to get the show off the ground. In a stroke of great time she gets a letter informing her of the passing of her great aunt. At the will reading Elvira expects to gain lots of cash and get her show off the ground but instead she inherits a house.

Elvira is disappointed but hopeful she can sell the old mansion for the money she needs. While the whole ultra conservative town manages to keep her from getting a job or selling the house, Elvira’s uncle keeps asking her for an old family recipe book instead the house. Elvira promises to find it and sell it to him. She finds the recipe book and discovers that it’s actually a spell book and she’s part of a long line of witches.

Elvira uses her new found magic to fight her evil uncle, win over the town and gain the money neccessary for her Vegas show. The show is complete insanity filled with half naked muscle men dressed like demons, a rap song and tassel dance. Here’s the video (NSFW I suppose)

The film was released to lukewarm reviews and even earned Cassandra Peterson (that’s Elvira if you didn’t know) a Razzie award for worst actress. However I feel like the the things that made this movie dated (possibly as early as 1989) are part of the charm. The film literally OOZES the 80’s (rapping, a flashdance parody and even a Scooby Doo reference). I also am a sucker for the few practical effects that appear in the film specifically the casserole monster.

One thing I never really noticed is that everyone who meets Elvira immediately wants to rape her. It’s like watching Teeth. I’m not sure what their attraction except for possible her big beautiful eyes.

The film eventually got a sequel that no one has ever watched and last year Cassandra retired the character forever at the first Comikaze so it’s safe to say that the heyday of Elvira is gone. It seems that the days of any ‘late night horror shows’ are over with. I miss my Joe Bob Briggs, Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Elvira and I can’t wait for it to come back one day.

Well that’s all I got. Enjoy your Halloween.

Oh I almost forgot to mention Elvira has huge tits.

Last week I discussed 80’s slasher movies specifically with My Bloody Valentine. Popcorn is one of the films of the late 80’s/early 90’s that are frequently looked at as the nail in the coffin to the slasher genre until Scream in 1996. What’s ironic is that Popcorn isn’t a bad movie at all… in fact it’s satirical look at slasher films almost makes it Scream before there was a Scream (although you could also categorize Student Bodies and There’s Nothing Out There in that category).

Popcorn follows a group of film students who’s program is looking like it’ll be closed down unless they find some funding. One of the students (Toby) proposes hosting an all night horror show screening various horror films with different gimmicks (3D, Oderama and Shock-o-Vision). Meanwhile another student Maggie finds herself haunted by a strange image of a man every night, the character is the inspiration for her current screenplay.

While setting up for the festival they find an old lost film called Possessor. The strange avan garde film involves a man (ironically the one from Maggie’s dreams) yelling Possessor, the film suddenly cuts. Their teacher explains to them that the film is made by the cult leader/film maker Lanyard Gates. After the screening of Possessor he killed his family on stage and set the theater on fire killing all who inhabited it.

While clearly shook up by the event the students move forward with their film festival. It proves to be a huge success and they pack the theater with attendees. However behind the scenes a strange killer is slashing up each student (using the gimmicks to his advantage a few times). A nice twist to this particular film is that our killer makes masks of each one of his victims faces to allow him to move unnoticed from one victim to the next. Ridiculous? Yes. Kinda awesome? Hell Yeah.

Finally we’re down to Maggie and Toby. It’s revealed that Toby is the actual killer (duh) and Maggie and he are siblings. Furthermore their father is non-other than Lanyard Gates, both survived the Possessor screening however while Maggie was unscarred Toby is actually badly burnt up under the mask he’s been wearing. He decides to complete his father’s vision. However a gimmick malfunction kills him before the audience (who cheers at his death not realizing it’s not part of the show — kind of like Scream 2).

My favorite aspect of this movie is the film festival itself. Director Mark Herrier and writer Alan Omsby did an excellent job of writing cheesy films that properly represent their time period. My favorite being the ultimate campy 3-D fright flick Mosquito.

Despite all it’s short comings the film is a good fun time. There’s some awkwardness (since the movie was shot in Jamaica all the kids listen to Jamaican music), and some jokes fall flat but in general the film is genuinely one of the better slasher films (so long as you shut your mind off on the ridiculousness of the whole ‘mask’ thing).

If I could be involved in remaking any horror movie it’d be this one. I would however do it much like Chillerama. I’d get 3 other directors to film the short films screened at the festival and then another director to film the wrap around story.

If you’ve never seen this underground little slasher classic you’re in luck. A special edition DVD has been announced (although no clue when it’ll be out) with a retrospective documentary and commentaries.

Episode 36 of the Saint Mort Show Matt sits down with long time friend and musician Andrew Emsley. Matt has been trying to get Andrew on the show since the very beginning but their schedules always conflicted it. It was also to finally get to discuss the various musician revamps Andrew has had over his career from vocalist of a praise and worship band, to a shitty creed style rock band, to an acoustic punk group, solo artist and dupstep dj. His ever evolving sound all stems from where he is in his life. If you’ve ever wanted to write and perform music Andrew has a great history of stories to tell.

 

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I’ll confess right off the bat. The biggest reason that I picked this particular film was because yesterday was my birthday. But I do love this movie even though it’s one of the most ridiculous slasher films of the 80’s (and trust me that’s saying something).

You see in the 1980’s Slasher films EXPLODED. While you had plenty of great franchise films like Halloween, Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street you also had plenty of one shot slashers mostly cashing in on a holiday. These films varied in quality from the intentionally good (The Prowler), unintentionally good (Sleepaway Camp) and painfully bad (Splatter High). Now obviously with Happy Birthday To Me they’d run out of holidays (by this time Halloween, Friday the 13th, April Fool’s Day, Christmas, Valentine’s Day and Graduation had already been claimed).

This movie is absolutely ridiculous but we’ll get to that in a minute let’s start off by explaining the plot a bit.

You see the movie follows Ginny a pretty & popular high school senior. She’s part of the “Top Ten” which is a group of the richest, smartest and snobbest students. Someone is killing off the various students. And man, do they ever kill them off.

The movie was advertised with the tagline “6 of the most bizarre deaths you’ll ever see” and that is not a false advertisement. I won’t spoil these glorious deaths (however the producers already spoiled one by making it the poster).

After killing almost all of the Top Ten Ginny begins to believe she may be the killer. She comes home on her birthday to find all her friends dead bodies sitting around a table and an exact look-a-like of herself.

Almost as if it were an ending to Scooby Doo the doppelganger removes her mask revealing herself to be one of Ginny’s friends Ann. Ginny kills Ann just as the police walk in. The audience never finds out if Ginny is arrested for the murders or able to prove her  innocence.

This is what makes the movie shine where other films from this time failed. Not only is it beyond outrageous with it’s murders and the way the killer is revealed only to end on a dark and tragic conclusion. Unlike most slasher films where there’s always someone there to witness the survivor killing the masked murderer the films also pretend that ‘life moves on like normal’ (this excludes franchises like Scream that follows the survivors over a span of films). The reality is that you were just surrounded by various dead bodies and most of the people you know and love have been killed, there’s no happy ending regardless if the boogeyman is dead or not.

Hmmm that was kinda darker than intended.

Anyway my point is that it’s blend of dark humor and intense death scenes make this film more entertaining than some of the other 80’s slasher one-offs. Go check it out, it’s October damn it!

Two years ago I ranked ‘Best Worst Movie’ as the best film of 2010. It’s heart-felt look at fan culture, so bad it’s good film making and the struggles of being the star of the worst movie ever made was funny, touching and entertaining. I even managed to get Best Worst Movie/Troll 2 star George Hardy on the debut episode of my podcast The Saint Mort Show.

Well director Michael Paul Stephenson is at it again. Today he released the trailer to ‘The American Scream’, a documentary about Halloween displays. For me it invoked memories of Halloween as a kid. There were two houses I loved one was my Uncle Craig and the other was a man who lived down the street from my house. Both of them spent all year round putting together giant halloween displays with moving figures and horrifying creatures. I never see displays that come close to the impressively elaborate work that these men did.

Michael Paul Stephenson seems to have the same nostalgia for a small town man’s desire to create a giant free spectacle for the sake of Halloween. The trailer is funny, touching and at times moderately heartbreaking. There’s no way this film will not be one of my favorites of the year. Kudos to you Mr. Stephenson… please appear on my podcast.

For a list of theater screenings, check out the film’s official website. ‘The American Scream’ also premieres on October 28th on NBC Universal’s CHILLER Network.

There aren’t actors quite like Don Knotts anymore. It’s very disappointing. Previously in this column I defended the Incredible Mr. Limpet. This film isn’t anywhere near as bad as the film and to be honest isn’t a true guilty pleasure (67% freshness on Rotten Tomatoes and a decent fan following) so much as it’s just a movie no one my age seems to have seen. It truly is a shame.

You see most people my age not only don’t appreciate Don Knotts… but don’t appreciate the character he created. You see Don Knotts allowed himself to always be a schlob character. He was a scrawny, nervous, bumbling loser and unlike most movies with similar characters he never stops being a bumbling loser… he just won over people by being that. In Incredible Mr. Limpet he turned into a fish and remained a fish, in The Ghost and Mr. Chicken he starts off a coward and remains one.

The movie follows Luther Hegs (Atta’ Boy Luther) the town wimp. Luther’s dream is to be a reporter for the local newspaper but no one takes him seriously. However Luther continuously is talking about the ‘murder house’ in town where a man (Mr. Simmons) went crazy and killed his wife years ago. On the 20 year anniversary of the murder he volunteers to spend the night in the house to write a piece on it.

Luthor sees weird things and writes a piece that captures the hearts and imaginations of the town. Suddenly he gets sued for slander by the Simmons son (who spoiler alert turns out to be the real murderer all along).


The idea was originally intended to be an extended version of an Andy Griffin Show episode but when the idea was scraped it was turned into a vehicle for Don Knotts up and coming acting career.

This film would be completely and utterly forgettable if not for Knotts’ over the top performance. He is one of the truest physical comedians, he might not always throw himself around like Jim Carrey or Jack Black but his over exaggerated body language makes me laugh harder than anything Carrey or Black has ever done. It’s why he’s so loved, it baffles me why he’s animated for 90% of Incredible Mr Limpet because you remove what he’s best at.

I’m going to keep this one short. Track down a copy of this and watch it. If you have grandparents that are still alive watch it with them, they’ll appreciate that! If nothing else it’s got a kick ass soundtrack from Vic Mizzy.

In 2007 I was working at a small mom and pops video store in Delaware. I remember one day when opening our box of new releases seeing a box set staring up at me called “AfterDark Horror Festival: 8 Films to Die For”. It bragged that these 8 films were too graphic and horrifying to be released theatrically. Being the horror buff that I am I rented all 8 throughout the month, I’d say that the movies were split 50/50 some of them being truly great (The Hamiltons and Reincarnation) while others were painfully awful (Wicked Little Things, Penny Dreadful).

For me Dark Ride fell into the ‘good but not great” category while it seems most people felt it was less than good. Perhaps it’s because I love Amusement park horror films or maybe it’s because I’m a die-hard slasher buff but I genuinely enjoyed this film.

Ten years after two teenage girls are brutally murdered a group of college kids take a road trip and end up at the amusement park where the girls were slaughtered. Instead of simply riding the Dark Ride they instead decide to spend the night (so basically the plot of superior film Funhouse).

While sitting in the ride getting high one of the friends (Bill played by the fat kid from Big Green) confesses that the two girls killed on the ride were his cousins. Suddenly the power goes out. Another one of the friends Jim (the Bad Boy from 2ge+her) goes to the basement to turn the power back on.

One of the girls on the trip begins to flirt with him and starts to blow him. During the blowjob her head is decapitated without Jim knowing it. This scene predates Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving trailer by almost two years, the only difference is one was satirical and one is scenario. If you ask me I prefer it as a sincere use.

In the end Bill’s crazy brother is revealed to be the killer. Bill has asked him to kill his friends for some reason that’s never totally explained because while he’s a little annoying they seem to tolerate him.

Dark Ride came out at a time where slasher movies had disappeared again. This was a throwback to the fun slashers of the 80’s. The character are stereotypes, the jokes are awful and the twist is ridiculous. Those are all the elements that makes us love those films. How is “Bill’s Brother” had more insane than “Angela’s really a boy” and the killer was “Ann wearing mask that looked like Ginny”.

You see by the early 90’s the slasher genre had sorta become a punchline to people. Movies like Dr. Giggles and Shocker kinda hit theaters with a thud and the genre died a quiet death until Scream came out in 1996 and revived the genre.

Scream didn’t just revive it though, it rewrote it. It spawned it’s own little twist on the genre. Now the characters were self aware, they knew all the rules of horror movies and the killer’s were just every day people. We had movies like I Know What You Did Last Summer, Valentine, Urban Legends and a dozen other films that all were basically the same.

These days the genre is dominated by remakes. There’s a small underground movement of horror movies that ‘return to the roots’ persay. These films blend the 80’s slasher film with the late-90’s slasher films. It’s given us some of the best horror films in years with movies like Hatchet, Cabin Fever and Behind the Mask however the fact remains that Dark Ride predates them all by at least a year. However much like how Student Bodies predates all horror/comedies the film isn’t nearly as loved and respected as it’s predecessors.

The characters in this movie have the right blend of lackability as well as ridiculousness. BIll’s ‘movie geek’ character makes reasonable references (Midnight Cowboy, Deer Hunter) instead of some films that’d have him spouting out every obscure title known to man. But the biggest saving grace to the film is a wonderful picked out mask. The mask is nothing more than a shattered porcelain doll face. Let’s face it, dolls are creepy.

This is an under appreciated hidden gem filled with great kills, awesome use of sound and great set design. If you’re a fan of the slasher genre and you’ve never seen this, perhaps this Halloween is the perfect time to see it.