Happy Halloween Geekscape! This is my favorite month of the year. I was born this month, New York Comic Con is usually this month and more importantly it’s Halloween so Horror movies and gore become acceptable.

My obsession of Horror Movies and Music have helped to lead into a love of anything that combines both. So Here’s 9 Horror Themed Groups you possibly have never heard of (and 1 Notoriously awful Rap Group who I already professed my love for in the past).

Enjoy!

Blaster the Rocketman – American Werewolf

I first discovered Blaster when one of my favorite groups Calibretto covered their song I’m Only Humanoid on their final album. It was my favorite song on that particular album and I had to hear the original. I was shocked how different they sounded to Calibretto (who was mostly surf-rock inspired punk). Blaster the Rocketman was a popular but short lived Christian Horror-Punk band out of Indiana known for it’s bizarre Dickies/Dead Kennedys inspired sound and for singing songs about Werewolves, Robots and Frankenstein.

The Cramps – Creature from the Black Leather Lagoon

I’m pretty sure the first time I heard of The Cramps was through Return of the Living Dead with their song Surfin’ Dead. I’d heard a few other songs over the years that I thought were okay but it wasn’t until earlier this year that I managed to find a decent chunk of their discography at local flea markets and discovered how incredible this band is. Their blend of Horror themed lyrics and Psychobilly music is perfect October driving music.

Dead Man’s Bones – My Body’s a Zombie For You

Usually when an actor has a band, that actor becomes the man focus of the group and all that people market. This may have been the case for Dead Man’s Bones, but when I discovered them I had no clue that Ryan Gosling was in the band. I was more focused on the Danny Elfmanisk sounds of the Children’s Choir to even pay attention to the lead vocals. They may very well maybe the best band with a celebrity singer.

Deadlines – Go Go To the Graveyard

The second (and last) christian horror punk band on the list. I discovered them on a Tooth & Nail comp back when I was in high school. It was my first exposure to a band that sang specifically about horror movies and I Loved every second of it. I was always entertained to find out that shortly after the album was released the label was forced to put a card in the album explaining the group wasn’t satanic and simply enjoyed horror movies.

Groovie Ghoulies – Running With Bigfoot

Much like the Cramps I’ve just recently started to appreciate the Groovie Ghoulies even though I’ve known of them since I bought Short Music for Short People back in the late 90’s/early 2000’s. What’s shocking about this group to me is that despite their name at least half their songs have no horror element at all. Instead the focus on love songs and 50’s rock covers. Regardless their 3 decade long career has been full of lots of great monster inspired melodies.

Harley Poe – Corpse Grinding Man

Harley Poe is undeniably one of my all time favorite bands. Formed around the time that Joe Whiteford’s old band Calibretto was starting to break up he stepped away from Surf-Punk into more Folk-Punk. Each song has a nice blend of Comedy, Depravity and Catchiness. For more info on Harley Poe check out my interview with him on the newest episode of the Saint Mort Show.

Ichabod Crane – Nudes For Satan

It’s possible you’ve never heard of Ichabod Crane. I wouldn’t know them if I didn’t host a podcast with their lead singer (Reddit Horror Club Podcast, Please subscribe). However despite my general distaste towards Death Metal/Trash and all of their early albums I was floored when Scott sent me the demo of their new song Nudes for Satan. It starts off sounding like a Mystik Spiral song (and I should know as I just rewatched all 5 seasons) but ends up turning it a fantastic throw back to the 80’s hair metal songs you’d hear in your favorite horror sequels (Looking at you Dokken’s Dream Warriors)

Insane Clown Posse – Fonz Pond

I have been open of my love of ICP. I wrote a Guilty Pleasure article about them, I had the director of American Juggalos on my podcast and I own a large portion of their discography. Are they amazing rappers? Not really. But they’re entertaining and their beats in particular have always caught my ear. Their album Bang! Boom! Pow! received some of their best reviews in their career (including a handful of 3 star reviews). The above song is one of my favorites off the album.

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds – Stagger Lee

Now Nick Cave isn’t exactly a Horror themed band in general, however their song Red Right Hand is hard to hear and not immediately think of the Scream franchise. Plus they have the brilliant album Murder Ballads (My favorite of their albums personally) which writes various songs from the perspective of a serial killer. It’s not Halloween if I don’t sit and listen to that album at least once.

Sykotik Sinfoney – Manic Depresso

I will never forget the day I discovered Sykotik Sinfoney. I was a huge fan of Full Moon Pictures and had seen the trailer to Bad Channels. Being that it was a horror movie about rock music I knew I had to see it, that’s when I discovered the most bizarre band who has ever existed. For years I knew of their one song in the movie and nothing else, however thanks to the internet I was able to purchase a copy of their unreleased album and watch tons of videos of them live in the 90’s. Guitarist Brian Young now performs with David Lee Roth and the band’s sound has called ahead of it’s time.

 

Joe from Harley Poe is back! He was on the show about a year ago but at the time I was trying to shove 2-3 interviews into an episode and we hardly got to talk. It was nice to sit down with Joe and talk about horror movies, Calibretto 13, Harley Poe’s new album Pagan Holiday (available on HorrorHound records) and which horror movie musical Harley Poe should cover.

Make sure to check out Joe’s Blog and the Band’s Facebook page

Opening song is “Note to Self: Learn to Fight” by Only on Weekends from their self-titled album.

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I have a weird taste of music. I’m very very aware of this. I have seen other websites top 10 lists and I’ve noticed that only one of my 10 has appeared on anyone else’s lists. One could almost say this is more of a “Top 10 Overlooked Albums of 2012” if not for about 2 albums (or 4 albums depending how you look at it).

10. Garfunkel & Oats: Slippery When Moist

Last year Garfunkel and Oates’ All Over Your Face was in my top 5 of the year. Slippery When Moist continues their ear for quality comedy music. It’s rare that comedy and music work in a way where you want to hear the songs again and again. For the most part the joke pretty much dies down after the 2nd time you’ve heard it. However G&O have managed to find themselves ranking with Lonely Island, Tenacious D and Flight of the Conchords who aren’t Comedians doing Music, but Musicians who are also comedians. Kate and Rikki’s ear for music is what makes this album well worth the multiple listens.

9. Wordburglar: 3rdburglar  

The first of two Saint Mort Show guests whose album just would not leave my CD player this year. Wordburglar completely outdid himself with this record. He makes his geek flag fly in my favorite track “Drawings with Words”.

8. fun. : Some Nights

2010’s Aim and Ignite was one of the best debuts of the last few years so when I first heard fun.’s Some Nights I was a bit let down.  I wanted a carbon copy of their debut. As the year went on the album proved to be one of the most popular releases of year producing two MASSIVE hit singles. The album has grown on me. I still don’t think that it’s better than anything that The Format or Steel Train released, but it is still an impressive blend of Pop Rock and Hip Hop Production.

7. Gummy Soul: Bizarre Tribe

This year Gummy Soul decided pay tribute to the greatest era of hip-hop (Early 90’s Alternative Hip-Hop). They achieved this by mixing songs by two of the most legendary groups of the genre. Bizarre Tribe blends Pharcyde and Tribe Called Quest songs and interviews into a singular story about the rise and fall of these groups. The highlight is Bonita Keeps on Passin’ Me By.

6. The Avett Brothers: The Carpenter

The Avett Brother’s last album (2009’s I and Love and You) was my favorite album of the year and one of my top 10 favorite albums of all time. Their follow-up had a lot to live up to and I’ll be the first to admit that it failed to match nor top what was easily their career defining release. That being said The Carpenter was a great album with brilliant lyrics, but it takes a while to really get going.

5. Super Mash Brothers: Miley High Club

The 2nd Mash-Up/Mux Tape album to make my list this year. Super Mash Brother have upped the ante from 2010’s Get Euros, Fuck Bitches and made a fun party record blending random songs like the Rugrats theme song and Seasons of Love by Rent with Ke$ha and Lupe Fiasco songs.

4. Green Day: Uno/Dos/Tre

Green Day has received a fair share of shit over the years, quite unfairly I might add. This year’s triple album release just further proved why they are one of the greatest bands of all time. Each album represented a different style of music, be it Dos’ 50s/60s Garage rock (which is easily the most underrated Green Day Album since Warning), the Indie rock sounds of Uno or the modern rock sounds of Tre. The legendary punk rock trio (plus a 4th member that I still don’t acknowledge) have continued to push their genre into new experimental styles.

3. Pterofractyl: The Responsible Artist

One of my favorite albums of 2009 was The March Hare’s Mr. Nimbus. Sadly about a month after the album came out the band broke up. I was beyond excited when March Hare’s vocalist Zach Guy-Frank emailed me that he had a new music project and sent me his debut EP. The combination of multi-layered vocal tracks and chaotic time signatures created one of the most interesting 20 minutes of 2012.

2.Harley Poe: Satan, Sex and No Regrets

When I was a kid I loved Calibretto 13. They broke up just as I was about to start college, sadly it took me until about a year ago to find out that lead singer Joe Whiteford formed a new band almost immediately after they broke up. That band was Harley Poe. Not only did I get to have lead singer Joe on the Saint Mort Show, but I was lucky enough to strike up a decent email friendship with him. While I love all their records they went above and beyond the call of duty with their newest record Satan, Sex and No Regrets. This album makes light hearted sing-along songs out of awful things like Cannibalism, Homicide and Child Molestation. One of the best tracks however is the eerie cover of The Hearse Song made famous from the infamous Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark book series.

1. Those Galloping Hordes: Things I Grew Up With

I’d put my money down that like Pterofractyl you haven’t heard this band before. The band is made up of various members of 3 musicians from PA and DE. This multi-tracked mostly instrumental opus’ tells the story of  Susanna Cox. Susanna Cox was a mentally challenged woman charged and hanged for murder with no evidence and no one to defend her. It’s one of the greatest tragedies in the history of Berks County. Multi-Instrumentalists Corey Higman and Danny Mink (with the help of Ryan Herrmann on Drums) recorded a beautifully crafted 12 tracks that simply would not leave my CD player.

If you read my last Retroactive Thinking article you’re probably more than aware that I love Christmas. I love the every aspect of it, the movies, the old TV specials and most importantly the music. Over the years I’ve definitely collected such an eclectic collection of bizarre christmas songs. I’ve sent enough of these songs to Jonathan that he finally just said ‘listen loser, just put it in a fucking article and leave me alone’… so here we are.

I don’t recommend playing most of these songs at family christmas parties… however if you’re just having a gathering with friends… these could go over well…. but not likely.

Twisted Sister “Heavy Metal Christmas” – Let’s kick this off with a song that I once heard someone refer to as “not just the worst christmas cover of all time but the worst song ever”. You see when Twisted Sister decided it was time to FINALLY release a Christmas album (seriously Dee Snyder what the fuck took you so long!) they decided that simply covering 12 Days of Christmas just would NOT do justice, they needed to re-write this song to be more METAL thus Heavy Metal Christmas was born. No longer will you have to wonder what to get the metal head in your life this christmas. Clearly they want tattered shirts, spandex pants and skull earrings (among other things).

Atom and His Package “What WE do on Christmas” – Christmas isn’t just for christians obviously, well I mean sorta. There’s other holidays this time of the year, specifically Hanukkah which is what Atom and His Package decided to write about in his song What WE do on Christmas. Adam Goren (The Underground Laptop Pop Punker turned Science teacher) wrote this song a Christmas comp that reveals the secret meetings that the Jews have been having every Christmas Day plotting out their global takeover. Being that Adam is one of the friendliest guys on the planet he ends the song apologizing if he offended anyone. Check out Atom on the Saint Mort Show

Size 14 “Mrs. Claus” – Size 14 is a punk band from the earliest days of Drive-Thru Records. While they never received much fame the band was heavily featured in the indie comedy 100 Women and the lead singer Linus of Hollywood started up a record label and joined Nerf Herder.  However they had a song early on in their career on appeared on Christmas Gone Wrong. This comp was a collection of christmas songs by punk bands on Drive Thru at the time, it now goes for like $300 used on eBay occasionally. The highlight track is Size 14’s ode to banging Mrs. Claus and ruining christmas for everyone.

Harley Poe “It’s Christmas Time Again” – One of my all time favorite bands since I was young was Calibretto 13. Calibretto 13 was a christian surf punk band in the same vein as Dead Kennedy’s. When they broke up the lead singer formed Harley Poe which was not a christian band at all (hear the whole story of his change of heart when he appeared on the Saint mort Show). One of the first songs they ever released was on a comp called “A Very Standard Christmas” (they were on a label called Standard Recording Records) about Killer Santa Claus. I’d like to believe he wrote it after watching the 2005 masterpiece Santa’s Slay.

Ben Folds “Bizarre Christmas Incident” Ben Folds is one of my favorite singer/songwriters but somehow this song escaped me for a quite a few years. The first time I heard it though, I loved it. The song tells the hilarious story of Santa Claus getting stuck in Ben’s chimney and dying. It’s hard to not love a song with the chorus “Santa he’s a big fat fuck/Came down the chimney and got his fat ass stuck”.

mc chris “Evergreen” – Nerdcore (but not Nerdcore) rapper mc chris wrote this song for his album Eatings Not Cheating. The song tells of a crazy adventure one christmas with him and his drug dealer.

Enjoy your party crashing this weekend!

Check out more of Matt Kelly’s Christmas lists on his blog Pure Mattitude and his Song-A-Day Facebook Page

Episode 30 Matt interviews friends of the podcast Robert Angelo Masciantonio who talks about his movie neighbor, his short story New Girl in Town, his desire to direct American Werewolf and other fun tales while Roots in Stereo plugs their upcoming tour and gives us a listen to their newest song.

LINKS:
Robert Angelo Masciantonio Twitter
Roots in Stereo Facebook
Harley Poe Facebook

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Episode 27 Matt interviews Fabien Matorell about his Lloyd Kaufman documentary Tromatized and musician Lily Bee.

I was tired while recording the ‘between segments’ so I apologize to the audience for the hushed talking and special apologies to Lily Bee for setting up the audio incorrectly so it sounds like us talking in two separate rooms with a single microphone sitting in the middle of the hallway.

SHOW NOTES:

TEAM GOLDIE’S WEBSITE
TROMATIZED SITE
FOWL PLAY’S WEBSITE
HARLEY POE’S WEBSITE
LILY BEE’S WEBSITE
PUNCHY’S PILOTS’ SITE
JOE WHITEFORD OF HARLEY POE’S EPISODE OF SAINT MORT SHOW

Read some fun stories about the recording of this episode at my blog – PureMattitude.com

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Episode 25 Matt introduces a new format, discusses his elementary school bullying, interviews Joe Whiteford of Calibretto 13 and Harley Poe, Chad Neidt of one minute mash ups and Molly Mahan performs a song about her San Diego Comic Con trip

SHOW NOTES:

Fowl Play’s Facebook
Facts Facebook
Wordburglar Facebook
Harley Poe’s Facebook
Joe’s Blog
Chad’s Youtube Page

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