Say it once… Say it twice… Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice…..Beetlejuice!!!! Analog Jones cures their Halloween hangover by reviewing the ghost with the most, Beetlejuice from 1988! 

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Quick Facts
Directed by Tim Burton
Screenplay by Michael McDowell and Warren Skaaren
Story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson
Distributed by Warner Bros
Production Company: The Geffen Company
Release Date: March 30, 1988
Budget: $15 million
Box Office: $74.3 million

Starring 
Michael Keaton as Betelgeuse (pronounced Beetlejuice)
Alec Baldwin as Adam Maitland
Geena Davis as Barbara Maitland
Jeffery Jones as Charles Deetz
Catherine O’Hara as Delia Deetz
Winona Ryder as Lydia Deetz
Glenn Shadix as Otho

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Alice Through the Looking Glass is coming (May 27th, 2016) and it’s bringing all the original tea party guests with it—including Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska and Helena Bonham Carter—as well as new party guest, Sacha Baron Cohen! What a delightful scamp!

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Firstly, may I say, I’m a huge Tim Burton fan. His capability to tap my id is nearly unmatched—at least with his earlier works. Lately, however, I’d be quite remiss if I didn’t admit that I’ve been leaving the theater after one his films feeling like I’d seen something visually lush but rather packed with empty calories. Admittedly, I’ve been skipping a few lately—but since Mars Attacks! I’ve most enjoyed Sweeney Todd and Dark Shadows. Taken as a whole, it seems that some of his child-like wonder for the endearing macabre has been replaced by. . . a sense of duty to producers or investors? The struggle with his own id played out before us on screen as it was pacified and validated—no longer feeling quite so urgent and raw. Meaning, I’m thrilled with reports from the rumor mill regarding a Beetlejuice sequel as much as I am worried.

So it is that I have rather mixed feelings regarding the upcoming Alice Through the Looking Glass being directed by James Bobin (Da Ali G Show, Flight of the Conchords, The Muppets and Muppets Most Wanted) rather than Tim Burton. Bobin’s work is largely successfully amusing. My first reaction, given Bobin’s directorial efforts thus far, is that he’s sure to hit the silly and senseless tone of the first film perfectly—this is also my regret. There was something real and genuine in tone that was missing from Alice in Wonderland, something that kept me from connecting with it as much I hoped to—something that I fear only Tim Burton can provide when he’s on his game, like Edward Scissorhands and Beetlejuice. Maybe I was younger then and it is I who has lost the child-like wonder for the endearing macabre? Oh, man; I hope not.

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On the other hand, maybe it’s writer Linda Woolverton (returning for the sequel) that shoulders some of this burden? She hasn’t yet been able to reach out of the kid zone of stories that don’t end up appealing to anyone over 12—Maleficent being the one real chance and, much as I enjoyed watching it, it still felt a bit empty. Perhaps producer, Joe Roth comes into play here. Of his films, Snow White and the Huntsman is the one I may have enjoyed most—and, while I know this admittance just produced a lot of groans, looking over his resume I find a lot of films I’ve skipped or submitted to only after finding that my first two choices were sold out.

Now, could I do any better? Maybe not but I’d sure as hell try, given the chance—let’s hope this team is feeling the same way.

So it may just be that we’re in for a sequel that lands much as the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels did—rather thuddish, entertainment-wise—but here’s hoping it’s something far grander that captures a wonder and the deserved adoration that the original animated Alice in Wonderland did.

It appears the rumor that Tim Burton is involved in a Beetlejuice sequel has turned out to be true. According to TheWrap, Burton is officially in talks to direct Beetlejuice 2 for Warner Brothers.

It is assumed that Michael Keaton will once again take on the role of the wise-cracking “ghost with the most.”

Although the movie being discussed, it most likely won’t be out for a while. Both Burton and Keaton are working on projects, and according to The Hollywood Reporter, Burton has not yet read the latest draft of the script. Still, the talks are promising!

While a lot of time has passed since the original 1988 movie was released, I have high hopes that the sequel it can live up to its predecessor and become another Halloween classic. With Keaton being involved in some highly anticipated upcoming movies (Robocop, Toy Story 4, Need for Speed…) and Burton just coming down from a recent Oscar nomination for the 2012 movie Frankenweenie, Beetlejuice 2 will be must see, at least for me!

What do you think of the news? Are you excited for a Beetlejuice sequel?

Beetlejuice

When I was a kid, there were three movies that I was absolutely obsessed with: Monster Squad, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, and Beetlejuice (I guess that really explains a lot about me). Last year, I celebrated Monster Squad’s 25th Birthday, and this year I’m happy to do the same for Beetlejuice.

Tim Burton has had a very interesting career of hits and misses; he started off on an amazing filmmaking streak, but soon fell into a slump of making essentially the same film over and over (and over) again. Of all of the films in his career however, BeetleJuice is my favorite (Pee Wee’s Big Adventure is an insanely close second), and also happens to be the most visually interesting.

The story of Beetlejuice begins shortly after the success of Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. While working out a deal to begin production of Batman, Burton was handed various scripts (Including Hot For Trot, the talking horse movie starring John Candy and Bobcat Goldthwait). This is where he discovered an unproduced script by Michael McDowell. Burton took the dark script and made it more humorous; just how dark was this movie you ask?

Well, remember in the beginning of the film, the Maitlands (Geena Davis & Alec Baldwin) car falls off a bridge (with them in it), and that’s it (spoiler alert… c’mon, it’s been 25 years)? In the original script, they graphically hit the water with Barbara’s arm getting crushed and the pair screaming for help as they drown in the river below. Furthermore, Beetlejuice (a winged demon disguised as a Middle-Eastern Man) plans to kill the Deetzes and rape Lydia (Winona Ryder). There are a few films in existence that I wish I could see the original, darker version (1993’s Cool World for example), but Beetlejuice is not one of them.

While Beetlejuice is hardly a kid’s film, it did inspire a children’s cartoon (weirder things have happened; The Toxic Avenger also spawned a children’s cartoon around this same time), as well as a line of toys. Strangely enough, the toys were based on movie characters as opposed to the TV series.

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I watched this movie more times than I can even attempt to calculate. While she was a guest on the Mother’s Day episode of my podcast, my mom told the story of when 5 year old me did my “Beetlejuice Impression”, which involved me kicking a nearby tree, grabbing my crotch and yelling “Nice Fucking Model” at the top of my lungs at the playground.

Years have not aged this film even a little bit. It still retains every second of comedy, excitement and entertainment that it had in 1988. When he began making this film, Burton made the decision to only put $1 Million of the budget towards special effects. He believed that lower budget effects (such as stop motion) would give the film a nice B-movie feel with purposely fake looking effects. It’s because of those visual decisions that the movie survives visually, while CGI heavy films from just a few years ago already look weird and dated.

Even more impressive is how little the titular character is actually in the film. We all remember the character vividly because of Michael Keaton’s pitch perfectly over the top performance. He’s so memorable that it’s easy to forget he only has 17 minutes of screen time. Despite this, Keaton has openly stated that BeetleJuice is his favorite film that he’s been in (Not Mutiplicity!).

I can understand why; this movie does not have a ton of influences, since there is nothing else out there that even remotely looks like it (that’s including Tim Burton’s filmography). It did, however, make a fuck-ton of a money (that’s a measurement, right?), and a faithful fanbase all these years later. Just check out what these fine Minecrafters built in celebration!

With the massive success of this truly original picture, the studio desperately wanted to make a sequel; enter Beetlejuice goes Hawaiian. The whole premise being a visual joke that Burton came up with. He thought it’d be hilarious to mash German Expressionism with 50’s Surf movies. The Maitlands would be long gone as the Deetzes have moved to Hawaii and discover that they’re on an ancient burial ground. When a spirit comes from the afterlife and creates trouble, Lydia has no choice but to summon Beetlejuice to save them. Keaton and Ryder agreed to do the film, but Burton was tied up making Batman movies.

Over the years, a few people were approached for rewrites, including Daniel Waters (Heathers) and Kevin Smith (Clerks), but as the years went on the film became less and less likely to get made. The film will most likely never be produced due the fact that Winona is far too old to play Lydia. Well, too old for BeetleJuice Goes Hawaiian anyways. In 2011 Warner Brothers hired Seth Grahame-Smith (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter) to write and produce a sequel. They promised a story worthy of a sequel, Tim Burton directing, and most importantly, Michael Keaton back as Beetlejuice. There has been very little word about it since.

No film has blended comedy, surrealism and horror in the last 25 years even half as uniquely as Beetlejuice successfully did. Maybe the sequel/remake/reboot/whatever will be able to, but I’ll be skeptical until that day comes.

Happy Birthday, BeetleJuice.

Disney had a huge hit in 2010 with Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, which went on to make more than $1 billion at the worldwide box office. So, it comes as no sutprise that Disney has decided to move forward with a sequel to the film.

They’ve hired Linda Woolverton, who wrote the first film, to write the script for the sequel. The studios has quite a few big budget films coming out over the next few years so it may be awhile before we see this one. There’s currently no word as far as if we will see Tim Burton return to direct the follow-up.

Source: Variety

The classic children’s story Pinocchio, written by Carlo Collodi in 1883, is being brought to the big screen for a live-action adaptation from Warner Bros. pictures. The film will possibly be directed by Tim Burton and star Robert Downey Jr. Apparently, Burton and Downey haven’t signed on yet, but both parties are interested and have been talking to the studio for months now. The initial draft of the script was written by Bryan Fuller and they’ve brought in Jane Goldman (Kick-AssX-Men: First Class) to rewrite it.

“Jane Goldman is in negotiations to work on the script for the project, lending considerable heat to what would see Tim Burton direct Robert Downey Jr. for the first time.”

The adaptation is being described as:

“In the version being developed at Warner Bros., Downey would play Geppetto, the woodcarver who creates a puppet who dreams of becoming a real boy and whose nose grows when he tells a lie. When Pinocchio goes missing, Geppetto embarks on a quest to reunite with his marionette.”

I cannot tell a lie. I may not be a Tim Burton fan but if Robert Downey Jr. gets on board, so will I.

Source: THR

In a recent interview while doing the press junket rounds for his latest stop motion movie Frankenweenie, Tim Burton said something very telling, but very true “the movies I make that everyone says they love never make much money, and the movies I make that everyone says they hate are always the biggest hits.” While that’s a slight exaggeration, it’s not one by much. I have a feeling Frankenweenie is going to be one of those films that everyone who sees it will love, and yet a large number of moviegoers will ignore it. Certainly early estimates make Frankenweenie a box office disappointment already, despite mostly great reviews. Meanwhile, the two Burton movies that almost everyone I’ve met says they hate (Alice in Wonderland, Planet of the Apes) are two of his most financially successful movies. Alice is the twelfth most successful movie worldwide of all time, hard as it may be to believe. It seems Burton’s best movies are never appreciated fully when they’re released. And while Frankenweenie isn’t the very best Tim Burton movie (there are at least five that are superior) it certainly stands proudly next to them.

It hasn’t been easy admitting to being a Tim Burton fan for the past decade or more. But for the first fifteen or so years of his career, Burton churned out true classics on a regular basis. We take Burton for granted now, but there was a time when almost everything he directed was pretty amazing, and totally unlike anything else the Hollywood studios were producing. Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, the Batman films, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas*, Ed Wood, Mars Attacks and Sleepy Hollow are all movies ranging from good (the latter two) to great (everything else) Certainly Tim Burton isn’t the first director to show how behind the the facade of all-American suburbia, there’s a darker, more twisted and just plain weirder side; that’s been the forte of the likes of directors John Waters and David Lynch for years. But people like Lynch and Waters have always worked on the fringe, barely ever touching mainstream success. Tim Burton on the other hand has taken his own similar outsider sensibilities and signature visual style and spun them into box office gold over and over again. He brought quirkiness to the mainstream in a way almost no director ever has.

And then, came the apes. The 2001 remake of Planet of the Apes was one of the worst pairings of director and material I’d ever seen, and Burton never seemed to really get his groove back after that. He made some truly good movies since then (Big Fish and Sweeney Todd for example) but for the most part, everything else he’s done this past decade has been missing a certain something. It didn’t help that all his output this past decade has been remakes or movies based on some form of previous material. A lot of people have been wondering if we’d ever see a truly classic Tim Burton movie ever again, that perfect mix of the Gothic and macabre with the whimsical and the heartfelt. I’m happy to say Frankenweenie is that movie.

Frankenweenie isn’t the best Tim Burton film by a long shot, (that honor belongs to the two Edwards, Wood and Scissorhands) but it is easily the best movie he’s made in at least a decade, and maybe the purest Tim Burton movie he’s made since Edward Scissorhands over twenty years ago. And it is also maybe his most autobiographical film ever. Both Burton and young Victor Frankenstein grew up in 1950’s cookie cutter suburbia, both were kids who were were a little more obsessed with monster movies than seemingly everyone else, and both had dogs they loved and lost. On top of all that, both had that one special teacher who recognized their oddball genius before anyone else did. Maybe it’s because Frankenweenie is so personal to Burton that it’s so good. Unlike so many of his recent works, like this past summer’s Dark Shadows, this time it felt like he really cared. This time he showed up for more than just a fat paycheck.

This isn’t the first time Burton has told the story of a bull terrier who comes back from the grave. His first film was a live action short by the same name, produced by Disney back in 1984. Deemed too dark for the kiddies, it was shelved until the DVD release of The Nightmare Before Christmas in the 90’s. I always loved Burton’s original live action short of Frankenweenie, but I’ll admit when I first heard he was going to extend it to full length status I dismissed it outright. I just figured Burton had run out of original ideas and now had to extend an old short that was perfectly fine the way it was. I couldn’t be more happy to be wrong. because the feature length version of Frankenweenie is an instant classic.

Frankenweenie has the same basic structure as the original short film; Victor Frankenstein is reclusive elementary school student who doesn’t have any friends except his loyal dog Sparky. When Sparky is accidentally killed when hit by a car, Victor brings his back as only someone with the last name Frankenstein can. But the new film adds a ton of new memorable characters that weren’t in the original short, like science teacher Mr. Rzykruski, voiced by Martin Landau, as well as all the other children in Victor’s school who were totally absent from the original film. All of these elements make this movie feel not like a stretched out short story like I feared, but make the original look like a rough blue print for a superior movie instead. While the original short was an obvious homage to Universal’s classic version of Frankenstein, this new version is an homage to almost all the classic Universal horror films from the 30’s and 40’s, not to mention random other things like Godzilla and even Gremlins. Another welcome added element to the story is a very pro-Science angle, which I wasn’t expecting. With willful ignorance and anti science attitudes being embraced by Americans at alarming levels, I’m glad someone is speaking out against all this institutionalized stupidity.

Another reason to love Frankenweenie is that Burton chose to not just lean on actors  Johnny Deep and Helena Bonham Carter for the zillionth time, and instead chose to utilize actors he’s worked with before, but hasn’t worked with in a long time. Catherine O’Hara, who worked with Burton on Beetlejuice and The Nightmare Before Christmas plays not only Victor’s mom, but also “Weird Girl” a classmate of Victor’s who thinks her cat Mr. Whiskers can predict the future in an unusual way (I won’t spoil it here because it’s just too awesome) Winona Ryder, who got her start starring in Burton films like Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands plays Elsa Van Helsing, the Frankenstein’s neighbor,sorta channeling her character from Beetlejuice, only in claymation form. Martin Short (who starred in Mars Attacks!) plays multiple parts as well, as Victor’s father and the awful mayor of the town Mr. Begermeister, and finally Victor’s Boris Karloff like rival for the science fair prize. And Burton even found a way to sneak in  yet another Christopher Lee cameo, this time in a rather inventive way. I should also mention that Danny Elfman’s score is the best score he’s done in years; he didn’t phone this one in like so much of his recent output.

I honestly don’t really have any bad things to say about Frankenweenie. If you have an affection for the Tim Burton films of yore, chances are you’ll love this movie. If you love old classic horror films, you’ll probably love it just as much. (I find it hilarious that the two best “horror” flicks of 2012 so far have been stop motion family movies, Frankenweenie and the recently released Paranorman) Part of me wishes Tim Burton would retire and let Frankenweenie be his swan song, and end his career on a high note, but that’s not likely to happen. But who knows? Maybe this signals a return to form for Burton, and we’ll get more original projects from him and less rehashes of other people’s material. Certainly his illustrated poetry book The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy has enough oddball characters from his brain to make another potential classic. In the meantime, you should support Frankenweenie this Halloween season, and  help spread the word to everyone on this classic to be. At the very least, see this instead of Hotel Transylvania.

 

 

*Yes, I’m aware that The Nightmare Before Christmas is directed by Henry Selick and not Tim Burton. But Burton came up with the concept, the characters, and his name is even in the title;The official title is Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas. So sue me, I’m counting it as a Burton film.

 

 

On this, the day of the release of The Dark Knight Rises, the final chapter in Christopher Nolan’s epic Batman film trilogy, let’s take a unique look back at all seven films in the Batman saga, and how each one reflects a decade in the comic book life of the Caped Crusader they are based on. For reasons that remain a mystery, It seems the Dark Knight’s growth as a character is always the same, regardless of the medium he is portrayed in.

For reasons that had to be a major coincidence, each of the seven Batman films released since 1989 has ended up reflecting a particular decade in the life of the comic book version of the character. There is almost no chance this could have been planned in any way; over the past twenty five years since these movies have started production, a host of different writers, directors and studio heads have been in charge as each Batman film was being made. Even Michael Uslan, producer of every Batman movie since ’89 (and the only consistent thing between all the films) has pointed out in interviews how this ended up being the case, although it was not his or anyone behind the scene’s intention, just strange happenstance.  It just so happened that Batman’s “phases” in the movie world (for lack of a better term) matched up almost perfectly with his phases in the comics, although with some some notable cracks in my theory, which I will happily point out. So let’s begin the Bat history lesson, shall we?

Batman (1989) = The Batman of Detective Comics in 1939

Tim Burton’s original 1989 Batman movie came out on the 50th anniversary of the character, and in so many ways reflects that original Batman (or should I say The Bat-Man?) of 1939 more than any other media incarnation to date. Burton’s Bruce Wayne doesn’t hide the fact that’s he’s Batman very well in this movie, constantly becoming distracted or losing his cool in public, and the Bruce of those very early comics didn’t really either. In those earliest Batman stories, Bruce also had a serious relationship, a now forgotten girlfriend named Julie Madison. Much of those early Batman stories delt with Bruce trying to maintain a relationship with the lovely (and relatively normal and dull) socialite Julie, just as Burton’s movie had the love story of Bruce Wayne and Vicki Vale at it’s center. By 1941 or so, Julie was a footnote in Batman lore, just as Vicki would be by the next movie in the series. Good riddance, as both characters were as interesting as dry toast. The Art Deco look of Burton’s first film is also very 30’s inspired, another nod to the comic book character’s first year out.

Most importantly, the Batman of ’39 had very little problem using lethal force, and even carried a gun. While Burton’s Batman is never seen packing heat, he does have guns on the Batmobile and lets a whole bunch of the Joker’s henchmen die, and pretty much flat out kills the Joker himself,  something the comic book character would never have done from say, 1940 onwards.

Nitpicking: So Here Is Where My Theory Has Some Cracks

Batman might be wearing all black in Burton’s movie, more closely resembling the darker color palette of his original look form the comics, but he’s still got the little yellow oval around the Bat symbol on his costume, something that didn’t appear in the comics until the mid 60’s. Also the character of Vicki Vale was predominantly a 1950’s character, created in an attempt to give Batman a Lois Lane type girlfriend, and wasn’t around at all in the 30’s.  It should be pointed out though, Vicki bore very little resemblance to her comic book counterpart aside from the name and being a photographer. And if I’m gonna nit-pick here, then neither the Joker nor the Batmobile were around until at least a year later in the comics either.

Batman Returns (1992) = Batman Comics of the 1940’s

Tim Burton’s Batman Returns got both darker and sillier all at the same time. Truth is, the 1940’s Batman comics were also darker and siller than the “year one” Batman that appeared in Detective Comics in 1939. More and more grotesque and outrageous villains were introduced, like The Joker, Penguin, Catwoman, Two-Face, Scarecrow and the Riddler, often teaming up together to bring down the Bat. (the first Joker/Penguin team up happened in the 40’s, starting a Batman tradition, one reflected in Batman Returns) Catwoman’s original origin story had her being a stewardess who falls out of an airplane, loses her memory and becomes a “bad girl”; the movie version of Selina Kyle is a secretary who falls out a building and wakes up in a similar state. Still, all silliness aside, there was still an air of gothic, almost classic Universal horror movie weirdness to those Batman stories of the 40’s, something that would totally be gone by the early in the  next decade.

Nitpicking: So Here Is Where My Theory Has Some Cracks

By far, the biggest component to Batman’s success in the 40’s was the addition of his sidekick Robin to the books, and Batman Returns had no Robin character to speak of (although it was almost Marlon Wayans. Yes, I’m serious) Other than this one rather big omission, Batman Returns plays very much like a Batman comic from the 40’s, somehow both dark and kid friendly at the same time, which has long been Tim Burton’s gift as a filmmaker.

Batman Forever (1995) = Batman Comics of the 1950’s

Even though Batman Returns was a hit, it made a lot less money than Burton’s first Batman movie, and parents groups at the time freaked out at the darkness and sexuality in what was supposed to be a “family movie.” Parents even protested the addition of Batman Returns toys in McDonalds happy meals meant for children. This made parent company Warner Brothers freak out big time, and Tim Burton was let go from his gig at the helm of the Batman series. They hired Joel Schumacher to direct Batman Forever, and he brought a day glo neon color palette to the proceedings that was as garish and un-Batman as anything found in the very worst issues of the 1950’s. The mandate from Warner Brothers was that the Batman series become lighter, more colorful and family friendly.

This totally reflects the attitudes parents had towards the comic books back in the 1950’s, due to the paranoia instilled by the anti comic book rantings of Dr. Frederic Wertham in his book Seduction of the Innocent. As a reaction to freaked out parents, DC was forced to lighten the mood significantly to their Batman comics, or cancel them outright. Everything became more colorful, and Batman lost almost all of his cool villains and saw them replaced by aliens and mad scientists with death rays with names like Dr. Double X. Any cool edginess Batman had once had was thrown out the window. Ironically, one of the chief complaints made by Frederic Wertham is his book was that Batman and Robin were a gay lover’s fantasy come to life, two men living in a fabulous mansion together in sin with no women to be found. By casting 25 year old Chris O’ Donnell as Robin, and having him shack up with a Batman who was only ten years his senior (and looked even younger) in the form of Val Kilmer, the entire Batman and Robin relationship took a far less father/son vibe and just became all the more gayer, 50’s paranoia inadvertently brought to big screen reality. And nipples on the Bat suit? Probably didn’t help.

Also, Nicole Kidman’s character of Chase Meridian looks and acts far more like Batman’s 1950’s love interest Vicki Vale, who in the comics was a sexy red head who was obsessed with uncovering Batman’s secret identity, much like Kidman’s character was in the movie. Kim Basinger’s Vicki was really just Vicki in name only, and was far more like the generic women Bruce Wayne dated in the early comics.

Nitpicking: So Here Is Where My Theory Has Some Cracks

Even though Jim Carrey’s Riddler is behaving more like one of the mad scientist characters in any given 1950’s comic book, what with his mind controlling device (or whatever the fuck that was) the actual character of the Riddler never appeared once in any 1950’s Batman comic. Similarly, Two-Face only appeared in one Batman comic of the early 50’s before being banished along with the rest of the Batman rogues for being “too scary” for children. Other than this though, Batman Forever is just about as bad and overly “kiddy” as any issue of Batman or Detective from the 1950’s. It really is that hard to sit through.

Batman & Robin (1997) = Batman of the 60’s, (And The Television Series)

Somehow, despite no one I know actually liking the movie, Batman Forever made more money than Batman Returns, although only slightly. This must have made Warners confident in the decision to go even more lighter and sillier in tone than the previous movie for Batman & Robin. Whether it was intentional or not, the tone of the movie was direct reflection on that of the comics of the 1960’s, and more specifically, the campy tone of the Batman television show. Both Arnold and Uma Thurman’s turns as Mr.Freeze and Poison Ivy were so arch and over the top as to make it seem like they were on the set of the old tv show. Even the addition of Batgirl (even if she wasn’t the Barbara Gordon character from the comics or television series) felt like they were trying to evoke the old show.

Nitpicking: So Here Is Where My Theory Has Some Cracks

There is one key difference that keeps the original Batman show and Batman & Robin from being the exact same hot mess; the original show was deliberately campy and tongue in cheek, an outright parody, and a brilliant one at that. But Batman and Robin wanted to lift the aesthetics and tone of the old classic show and remain an actual action/adventure movie with real peril and stakes that the audience could invest in. They failed miserably, as you simply can’t have it both ways, and audiences reacted. Batman & Robin flopped, burying the series for eight long years. And when Warner Brothers decided to resurrect the franchise, they took a cue from DC comics in the wake of the cancellation of the old tv show: Back to Basics.

Batman Begins (2005) = Batman comics of the 1970’s

After the television series was cancelled, sales on the Batman comics dropped like a stone. The campy approach worked for awhile on the books while the show was on the air, and sales soared for a bit, but by 1970 the tone of the show had done what seemed like irreparable damage to the character of Batman. So writer Denny O’Neil and artist Neal Adams decided to take drastic measures, and do a total 180 on the comic book character and return him to his darker, 1939 roots. Robin was sent off to college and became an infrequent guest star, and Batman became more of a globe trotting James Bond like character. And those early 70’s comics added one major new villain to the Batman rogues gallery in the form of immortal mastermind Ra’s al Ghul.

Much like the comic series, the Batman movie series was left in dire straits after Batman & Robin tanked. Warner Brothers decided to reboot the franchise and go back to basics, and Christopher Nolan’s Batman Begins was as much a reaction to the colorful excess of Batman & Robin as the stories of O’Neill and Adams were a reaction to the television series. Chris Nolan even used 70’s creation Ra’s al Ghul as his main villain, and Begins had a lot of the globe trotting aspect that was key to Batman’s 1970’s adventures. And once again, Robin was given the boot.

Nitpicking: So Here Is Where My Theory Has Some Cracks

While Batman Begins uses a lot of the tropes and characters from the 1970’s run of Batman comics, Christopher Nolan was just as heavily inspired by Frank Miller’s 1980’s classic Batman: Year One, if not more so. Also, the opening sequence, with a young Bruce Wayne falling into the cave and being scared by the bats was lifted from a sequence from 1986’s The Dark Knight Returns. In fact, the Nolan Trilogy really lifts from almost every era of Batman since 1970 or so, just some movies have more overt influences than others.

The Dark Knight (2008) = 1980’s Batman

Alan Moore’s The Killing Joke is seen as the definitive Joker tale; It’s a story that’s really all about how the Joker sees the world, and he presents his origin for the first time in these pages. Although, as he says in the story, he’s not sure if his memories are correct, and if he’s going to have a past of any sort, he would prefer it to be “multiple choice”. This is much like Heath Ledger’s Joker gives various different versions of his own origin in the movie. The Killing Joke version of Joker also spends the story trying to drive a good man insane, in this case James Gordon, by crippling and raping his daughter and making him witness it, trying to prove that all a good man needs to lose his mind is “one bad day”. He doesn’t break Gordon in The Dark Knight, but he does do it to Harvey Dent, and unlike The Killing Joke with Gordon, in the movie version he succeeds.

Nitpicking: So Here Is Where My Theory Has Cracks

With Dark Knight, things start to get trickier comparing it to any one decade of Batman comics, and I can readily admit this. TDK is very similar to some 80’s classics like Killing Joke, but also owes just as much a debt to stories from the 70’s, and even the 90’s and 2000’s. I couldn’t help but think, as Batman was gliding over Hong Kong, of those old globetrotting Denny O’Neill/Neal Adams stories of the 70’s. Also in the 70’s, Bruce Wayne was living away from Wayne Manor for the very first time, in a swanky playboy’s penthouse, which is also reflected in the movie as well.

Another huge influence on TDK is 90’s classic The Long Halloween. The “A Plot” in Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale’s 1997 graphic novel is about the serial killer Holiday, who kills someone once a month on that month’s most prominant Holiday. But the “B Plot” is about how the the freaks begin to take over from the Mafia in Gotham, a theme thut runs heavy in the Dark Knight. The other major element in The Long Halloween is how the trinity of Lt. Gordon, Batman and Harvey Dent form to try to save Gotham, and the eventual transformation of Dent into Two Face. I’d say this one might have been a more prominent influence on The Dark Knight than maybe even The Killing Joke does.

Even aspects of comics as recent as 2005’s The OMAC Project were reflected in TDK; a very recent addition to the Batman mythos is Batman’s creation of OMAC, and orbiting satellite system created to watch and observe *cough*spy*cough* on every metahuman on the planet. Although not quite as Sci -fi as what was used in the movie, he creates a similar invasive monitoring system on the people of Gotham in the Dark Knight, much to the disgust of Wayne CEO Lucius Fox. In many ways, the succesful combination of so many elements from over thirty years of Batman comics helps makes The Dark Knight the ultimate Batman movie.

The Dark Knight Rises (2012) = The 90’s Comics

Ok, so I haven’t seen TDKR yet, but lets just say I know enough, based on trailers and reviews, to know that the 90’s comic books were a huge influence on this particular Batman story. First off, the inclusion of Bane as the main antagonist speaks volumes, as Bane wasn’t created until 1993. In fact, Bane is one of the only Batman villains to reach iconic status that was created during this decade, mostly due to his breaking Batman’s back in 1993’s Knightfall saga, a storyline sure to be referred to in TDKR. Another 90’s story seemingly reflected (at least based on the trailers) is No Man’s Land, a story from the late 90’s where all the bridges to Gotham are destroyed, and the city becomes cut off from the rest of the United States and ultimately run by criminals.

Nitpicking: So Here Is Where My Theory Has Some Cracks

The main premise of The Dark Knight Rises has Bruce Wayne living in seclusion for the eight years after retiring Batman and taking the fall for Harvey Dent’s murder. This reflects were we find Bruce Wayne in the start of Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns, where he has been living in seclusion for ten years after retiring the Batman persona. Also, Anne Hathaway’s version of Selina Kyle seems very influenced by Miller’s take on the character in Batman: Year One. Even Holly, Selina’s sidekick from Year One, makes an appearance in the TDKR , played by Juno Temple. I should also note that Catwoman’s look in the movie seems very inspired by Julie Newmar in the 60’s television show, maybe the only place in Nolan’s entire trilogy that acknowledges the campy old show. It is a reference I doubt any fanboy will mind though.

So what’s next for the Batman movies? Start at 1939 all over again for a reboot? Go to the future for Batman Beyond maybe? It’ll be interesting to see where the future takes us for Batman in cinema, but one thing is for sure, he’ll be on the big screen again in some form or another. It is only a matter of time.

San Diego Comic-Con 2012 is now over and I’ve been trying to get back to some semblance of a life, which has proved to be mildly difficult to do. See, this was only my second time ever going to SDCC. My first time was back in 2010 when I went for a single day. This time I was able to get my geek on for the entirety of SDCC thanks to Geekscape. Let me just say that going from one day to every day is a giant leap. To say that my ass was beat by Sunday would be an understatement. Regardless, it was still one hell of a ride. I’ve decided to just break down my experience into one article as opposed to doing multiple articles. It’s mainly due to the fact that some of the panels I went to were more entertaining than others and therefore

Preview NightMyself and Shawn Madden arrived into the heart of Whale’s Vagina at around 2 pm. We made our way over to the Hyatt where Shawn was staying with Mr. London and Geekscape’s own Rarity cosplaying brony, Shane O’hare. Once the luggage was dropped off I headed over to the convention center to pick up my badge. Seeing as it was only 3 pm and the floor didn’t open until 6 pm, Shawn and I decided to head into the Gaslamp District and grab some lunch and check things out. Lionsgate was going to show a free screening of Dredd later that night so we went by the theater to see if there was a line forming yet. There wasn’t so we went to TGIFriday’s for happy hour. After some much needed 1/2 priced appetizers and a long island iced tea (I was on vacation, don’t judge me) we headed back by the theater and found that there was a line forming but it was still early so we weren’t too worried. We killed some time until 6 pm rolled around, at which point I headed back to the convention center to check out Preview night while Shawn decided he would go grab us a prime spot in the line for the movie.

Upon setting foot on the convention floor my first thought was “where the hell is the Geekscape booth?” I knew it was booth #3919 but I had no idea where that was. Luckily, SDCC has giant banners hanging above the aisles letting you know what aisle number you’re on. Unlucky for me though was the fact that the floor was packed with people trying to get their hands on all the exclusives available. It was mass chaos on the floor with people pushing and shoving trying to get around, it was a nightmare. After what seemed like an eternity I finally found my way to Geekscape’s home for the duration of SDCC met some of the other writers for the site. It was good to finally put faces to names for the first time and after pleasantries had been made I decided to leave the madness of Preview Night behind me and head back to the theater to meet up with Shawn. It was 7:30 pm by the time I got there and a small but decent sized line had started to form. We had a good place in line for the movie…or so I thought.

Lionsgate had been advertising this free screening of Dredd all over twitter for at least a week but what they failed to advertise was the fact that it was  press screening of the movie and that seating was super limited. This was a fact no one in line knew until about 9:30 that night when a second line started forming next to the one we were waiting in. To say that the whole thing was a giant clusterfuck and was horrible organized would be a huge understatement. Needless to say, after they let in every member of the press only about 20 people from our line were let in. Yeah, we waited for about 3 and a half hours only to not get into the movie. Sucks to be us. After we let our geek rage subside we decided to call it a night and get some rest for day one of SDCC.

Day OneFirst stop was booth 1515 to pick up a 50 Shades of Grey button for a friend back east. Why they were giving out 50 Shades buttons at SDCC I have no idea but picked one up I did *Yoda voice*. After that I did some wandering around the floor and took buku photos of everything. Then I made my way to the Geekscape booth to say my hellos and meet up with Eric Diaz and our friend Noah. While waiting in the booth I  did manage to snap a pic of Katniss Everdeen as she attempted to assassinate Jonathan. Luckily for Jonathan’s sake, brony extraordinaire Shane O’Hare was close by and able to use his magical pony powers to defeat Katniss and save Jonathan’s life. True story. 

Most of my day was spent wandering around the convention floor and taking a shit load of pictures like a Japanese tourist at Disneyland. I even made an impulse buy that I am in no way shape or form ashamed of despite the fact that perhaps I should be. What was that impulse buy you ask? It was a Wampa hat of course! You know, because every person really needs their own Wampa hat. All I’ve got to say about this is that I think I look absolutely fabulous in it and that it will keep my noggin warm the next time I find myself on the frozen tundra of Hoth. 

There was a press conference for Disney that afternoon that I was fortunate enough to attend. It consisted of 3 seperate Q&A press conferences for Frankenweenie, Oz: The Great and Powerful, and Wreck-It Ralph. First up was Frankenweenie with Tim Burton there to answer questions about his latest stop-motion movie. Burton said that this movie was something that was very near and dear to his heart and he was very glad to be able to return to it and expand on his original idea.  When asked what it was like to walk out onto the stage at Hall H and feel the love from the huge crowd, “It’s amazing you know, I wish my family treated me that way. I walk in the door and no one says anything, so it’s nice for a change to get that sorta thing (laughs). I remember coming here back in the late 70’s when it was at the Holiday Inn. It’s amazing what it’s turned into.”

Next up was the press conference for Oz: The Great and Powerful. It featured director Sam Raimi and stars Mila Kunis and Michelle Williams. Let me just say that I’m usually not one to get star-struck but when I saw these two beautiful women walk on stage I instantly fell in love twice. My jaw damn near hit the floor but being as I was about 10 feet from them I had to forcibly keep my jaw closed and make sure I didn’t start drooling. Yeah, they are that gorgeous in the real world. This was a good press conference in which some good questions were asked. When asked what it was like to step into the world of a beloved classic Rami had one of the single greatest responses I’ve heard. “We all love The Wizard of Oz movie but we were careful to respect it. But really ours is a different story, it’s a story that leads up to The Wizard of Oz. It’s a story about how the wizard came from Kansas to the land of Oz and how a slightly selfish became a slightly more selfless man. And its the story of how he became the Wizard. It’s a fantastic story that answers that question… It’s not really a remaking The Wizard of Oz, so it’s not really something we had a problem we had to deal with.”

The final panel of the day was for Wreck-It Ralph and was just a lot of fun. John C. Reilly and Sarah Silverman were in attendance and both of them just hilarious. Naturally video games were a hot topic through out this press conference. When asked what their favourite games were growing up Reilly’s answer was “I am dating myself by saying this but I was the test audience for Space Invaders. I spent a lot of money on Space Invaders.” Silverman loved Pitfall, Joust, and was big on Centipede. Everyone was eager to know how hard it was to get video game companies to license out their characters and as it turns out most of them were all too eager to let their characters be used in the movie. Wreck-It Ralph just reminds me so much of my youth and I can’t wait for this one to come out.

My first day at SDCC may have been over but the was just beginning. Thursday night was the Geekscape party that we co-hosted along with Stan Lee’s Comikaze, I’d tell you all  about it but then Jonathan would have to kill me. All I can say is that I saw a Predator crumping, Dark Helmet win the costume contest, and that I saw Geekscape’s own Shawn Madden get in a break-dance battle with the red Power Ranger. I’m not making that up, that really happened!

Come back tomorrow for part II and find out where my journey through SDCC lead me next.

Here’s the latest trailer for Frankenweenie. This trailer shows a little more of the story. I for one am looking forward to this, I love stop-motion animation. The voice-cast is made up of Tim Burton main-stays and includes Winona Ryder, Martin Short, Catherine O’Hara and Martin Landau.  It comes alive in theaters October 5th.

The minute I first saw the trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, I thought “this is either going to be the best movie ever made, or the worst.” Well, Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter isn’t really quite either… and kind of both. But despite my better judgement, I enjoyed the hell outta this over the top cheese fest of a movie. Based on Seth Grahame-Smith’s novel of the same name, ALVH is just ridiculous, schlocky fun from start to finish. The movie’s tone is painfully serious, which in a way made it all the more campy  fun for me, if that makes any sense. The filmmakers, in going out of their way to play everything so seriously, it just made it all sillier. For me though, this was a good thing.

The movie starts in 1818, when Abe Lincoln is nine years old. His father is working off a debt (we never find out for what) to a cruel slave owner named William Barts,who is beating Abe’s best friend Will Johnson, an African American boy about Abe’s age. The real William Johnson was a free person of color, as they were then called, but the movie suggests that he was a slave that belonged to William Barts. The Lincoln family (minus Abe’s sister Sarah, who seemingly doesn’t exist in this movie) stand up to Barts and defend Will Johnson, and in retaliation Barts kills Nancy Lincoln, Abe’s mother. Abe vows vengeance, and cut to several years later, and our now adult Abe (Benjamin Walker) is ready to do just that. Except Abe doesn’t know that Barts is really a vampire, and has his ass handed to him when he tries to exact his sweet revenge.

Abe is saved by a man named Henry Sturges, played by the always charming Dominic Cooper (Howard Stark in Captain America) a professional vampire hunter. Sturges agrees to train Abe to be a proficient vampire killer, and gives him the low down on vampire history. See, vamps have been coming to America for centuries it seems, and the slave trade has given them an endless supply of disposable humans to use and then feed on. Its actually kind of clever. These vampires have overcome their aversion to sunlight, can turn invisible, and have a serious aversion to silver. There are also some other twists to vampire lore (some which come from actual bits of folklore Hollywood usually ignores) but none are as insulting as sparkling in the sun or anything like that. There are a few other twists and turns that I won’t give away, but none that will surprise anyone who has seen a movie before.

And so begins what amounts to as the main plot of the movie, which follows Abraham Lincoln from young adulthood to President, all the while killing as many vamps as he can on the side. But at least he does so in fun, creatively bloody ways (it should be noted that vampire blood in this movie is black, not red, probably so as much can be spilled as possible while avoiding the dreaded NC-17 rating. A creative solution I’d say) Abe also woos and marries Mary Todd (played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead) in a pretty boring romantic subplot that clearly also bored the director, who only spends as much time on that aspect as he has to, then gets along to some more slo-mo acrobatics and more killing. I’m ok with this. It turns out that vampires are backing the South due to their stance on slavery (remember, endless food supply) The vampire leader is named Adam (Rufus Sewell) and it is implied that he’s not only the oldest bloodsucker in America, but the first vampire period. Sewell does a good enough job, but he’s never quite as bad ass I want him to be. But like a lot of things in this movie, he’s good enough.

Russian director Timur Bekmambetov has only made one other English language film before this one, 2008’s Wanted. Like Wanted, ALVH has tons of slow-mo action scenes, and it is again clear that action, action and more action is all he really cares about. Again, this is not a complaint. Some of the action is spectacular, and some is just exhausting. A lot of the movie is dumb, but fun dumb. Unlike some other movies this summer that are equally dumb, this one doesn’t pretend to be about anything grander. Tim Burton’s a producer on this movie, but I think it is in name only; none of this movie has the Burton feel to it (probably for the best) Having seen not only Wanted, but Bekmambetov’s Russian movies Night Watch and Day Watch, this movie is clearly all him from start to finish.

So much of this movie makes no sense at all– for instance, Abe learns how to be this amazing  killing machine in one quick 80’s style montage scene (I was half expecting some hair metal power chords to kick in)  Abe has no powers to speak of–he’s not super strong like Buffy or half vampire like Blade, so he shouldn’t be able to do or survive half the shit this movie puts him through. Every action scene bends the laws of logic and sometimes even physics. And yet…the ridiculousness of it all just makes the whole thing more enjoyable to me. It just seems everyone involved just wanted to make a B movie with an actual budget, and they succeeded at this. ALVH is almost never boring and always fun, and I just can’t help but think that all the badness was intentional. Benjamin Walker plays Abraham Lincoln with such a straight face, that it actually ends up makes everything more campy….and I kinda dug that. Winking at the camera constantly would have been too easy, doing it this way just made me chuckle more. I should note, there are a few nods to previous vampire films here as well…the vampire’s look when in “kill mode” is to have this giant elongated jaw, kind of like the original Fright Night, and main vampire baddie Adam’s lair is the same plantation where Louis and Lestat lived in Interview with the Vampire (Oak Alley in Louisiana) And the way that vampires avoid sunlight is a lift from the original Blade. None of these tidbits will win most people over, but they put enough of a smile on my face for me to give this flick a few extra brownie points.

Despite the oodles of dumb in this flick, I had a blast watching it. This is the kind of movie where you’re either gonna be on board with it from the get go, or you’re just not. I imagine a lot of people reading this will fall under the “not” category. Right now as I write this review, the Rotten Tomatoes score stands at 32%. But I find so many of these reviews somewhat baffling…one major newspaper says “Oh, what it could have been. The film dances around solid themes: racism, nationhood, the embodiment of evil vs. the spirit of good.” Another even bigger paper’s review says “In general, the movie’s attitude toward recorded history is that of a pimp toward a hooker.” Does anyone really want “solid themes” and a reverent attitude towards history in a movie called Abraham Licoln, Vampire Hunter? I sure as Hell didn’t, I just wanted overly bloody cheestastic fun. Sure, occasionally a silly title holds content with suprisingly more depth (Buffy the Vampire Slayer anyone?) but sometimes it’s okay to just get exactly what you’re expecting, and just enjoy it for what it is. And I did. And if you go in with the right mind set, you might too.

Courtesy of Fox Films we have three new clips from Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetovs ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ which hits theaters next Friday.

“Train Escape”

“Waltz Of Death”

“The Pharmacist”

 

Director Timur Bekmambetov’s latest flick, “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter,” is set to slay audiences on June 22. In anticipation of it’s undead upcoming release, 20th Century Fox has released two new trailers. The first trailer has some new footage in it and plays up Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address briefly shown in past trailers:

The second trailer is a red band trailer that was released last week and shows some more gore:

“Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” is based on the Seth Grahame-Smith novel of the same name and stars Benjamin Walker as honest Abe. The movie co-stars, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Dominic Cooper, Alan Tudyk, and Rufus Sewell.

The Avengers continued to destroy box office records this weekend. According to Disney’s estimates, the Marvel blockbuster took in $103.2 million in its second weekend, surpassing Avatar‘s previously held record of $75.6 million.

This brings Joss Whedon’s juggernaut to $373.2 million in US earnings; worldwide, the film has now crossed the billion dollar mark in just 19 days, another record. Tim Burton’s soap opera adaptation Dark Shadows opened in second place, pulling in just under $29 million.

Shawarma sales are up by 80 percent, according to TMZ.

Dark Shadows is a really weird movie to review. Actually, it is just a really weird movie, period, and for the most part I ended up liking it for that very reason. About 75% of the movie plays more or less like a fairly amusing spoof of the original 1960´s daytime soap opera of the same name, before entering its third act and demanding to be taken seriously as a movie. It is one of the weirdest and most abrupt tonal shifts in a modern mainstream Summer tentpole movie I can remember, and while this is kind of a fatal flaw storytelling wise, it is really hard to hate on a movie that is so strangely endearing up until that point.

For those of you unaware, Dark Shadows was originally a daytime television series which ran from 1966-1971. Initially a gothic soap opera without any supernatural elements, the show was tanking in the ratings, so the producers decided to bring in a vampire character to spice the show up. Actor Jonathan Frid joined the show in 1967 as Barnabas Collins, a 200 year old vampire who oversaw his descendants in the wealthy Collins family. The addition of Barnabas turned the ratings of the show around, and Dark Shadows became a pop culture phenomenon. The show was pretty much a convoluted, campy mess, with actors flubbing lines and the cheap sets sometimes coming apart on live television (forever preserved in syndication) but none of these things stopped the show from being a genuine phenomenon.

The show covered everything; alongside vampires there were witches, werewolves, zombies, time travel and parallel realities. No supernatural stone was left unturned in the show’s five year life span. And while storylines barely made any sense sometimes, that didn’t stop the show from developing a fiercely devoted following of teenagers and kids who ran home from school in time to catch the show. It should be noted that camptastic soap or not, Dark Shadows is the first significant sympathetic portrayal of a vampire in popular culture. Without Barnabas, we wouldn’t have had Anne Rice’s Lestat, Joss Whedon’s Angel, or any of the current crop of lovable sexy vampires that permeate our culture at the moment. In fact, the CW’s Vampire Diaries is pretty much a direct descendant of Dark Shadows, equally convoluted  in terms of storylines, and equally lacking a sense of humor about itself.

One of the kids who grew up obsessed with the series was Johnny Depp, who idolized and imitated Jonathan Frid’s Barnabas as a young child. He eventually secured the rights to the series and got his BFF Tim Burton (who was also a big fan growing up) to direct this big screen remake. What results is a movie that is kind of a hot mess, but one that is almost consistently enjoyable as well. The best way I can describe it is this: This is the kind of movie you know isn’t great (or even really good in any objective sense) but every time it shows up on tv in the future, you likely won’t change the channel and keep watching anyway.

The movie begins with a flashback that shows how Barnabas Collins arrived in America as a young boy from 18th century England, and with his family establishes the town of Colinsport Maine. After spurning the affections of family servant Angelique (a delightfully over the top Eva Green) who it turns out is a powerful witch, she kills Barnabas’ one true love Josette by hypnotizing her to throw herself off a cliff to the ocean below, and in turn curses Barnabas and makes him a vampire. As if being a vampire wasn’t bad enough, she chains him in a coffin and buries him for two centuries. This whole five minute prologue sequence reminds me a lot of one of my favorite guilty pleasure movies, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Francis Ford Coppola’s lavish and overwrought 1992 adaptation. Both movies have the lead character lose their beloved who throws herself off a high precipice to her doom in the prologue, and then then both characters become vampires in unconventional ways. In both movies, the vampire’s long lost loves turn up hundreds of years later, reincarnated and ready to be wooed all over again.

But that’s pretty much where the similarities to Coppola’s Dracula end. As soon as that whole opening sequence is done, the movie just desends into pure camp territory, and that’s actually a good thing. Johnny Depp’s Barnabas wakes up in 1972, and the movie has a ton of fun playing up the whole Rip Van Winkle aspect. Some gags land better than others, but Depp is clearly having a ball in every scene he’s in, and you can tell this whole project is a labor of love for him. He’s having such a blast playing Barnabas it is hard not to have a blast along with him. In fact, most of the cast is having a blast camping it up here too, especially the still gorgeous Michelle Pfeiffer as Collins matriarch Elizabeth Collins, and Chloe Moretz (former Hit Girl from Kick-Ass and future Carrie White) as her surly 15 year old daughter Carolyn. Rounding out the cast are Jackie Earle Haley as Willie Loomis, the Collins’ drunkard of a  groundskeeper (think Renfield from Dracula) Johnny Lee Miller as Elizabeth’s loser brother Roger, Gulliver McGrath as Roger’s son David, and the obligitory (yet awesome) Helena Bonham Carter as boozy chainsmoking live in shrink Dr. Julia Hoffman.

Arriving just prior to Barnabas’ awakening is Bella Heathcoate as young David Collin’s new nanny Victoria Winters. Heathcoate is problem number one in this movie; unlike seemingly everyone else in the movie, Bella Heathcoate has no idea what movie she’s in, and plays everything straight. Whenever she is onscreen the fun grinds to a halt, and it is no wonder her scenes are so limited. Unfortunately, because her character ends up with so little screen time, her love affair with Barnabas feels forced and uninspired.

Tim Burton continues to pursue an obsession with women who like like the ones in Margaret Keane paintings.

There isn’t much of a plot to Dark Shadows, but what passes for one is Barnabas trying to get the family business prosperous again, and in the meantime destroy his old rival Angelique’s competing business, and her with it. (really, that’s it, that’s the whole plot) But most of the running time is really devoted to Barnabas’ antics adjusting to life in the 70’s. All of these moments (of which there are plenty) makes me wonder just who the target demographic for this movie is; certainly Johnny Depp’s younger Jack Sparrow/Alice in Wonderland fans aren’t going to get much of the jokes that rely on nostalgia on how ridiculous the 70’s were, much less get that most of the movie is a spoof on a show they’ve never even heard of, much less seen. Having seen the movie, it is kind of shocking that Warner Brothers gave this thing the greenlight. But I guess that is the power of Burton and Depp; none can resist them.

At nearly two hours, I’d say for over 90 minutes of that running time the tone of the movie is pretty delighfully campy and frivolous, but it is after that where the problems come in. Once we get to the last act, the movie suddenly wants the audience to start taking this story very seriously, where as before there weren’t really any stakes; the whole thing played like a lark. Without giving too much away, the kitchen sink is thrown in, and the ending almost derails the whole movie for me. But there is just enough fun to be had here to at least recommend this as a matinee, especially if you’re a Burton fan who feels slighted by his more recent output.

There’s a lot of hate these days for Tim Burton, especially online, and it is easy to understand why. In the last decade, Burton hasn’t made a single movie based on an original idea, instead just “re-imagining” old properties. Even his two most well regarded project of the past dozen or so years (Big Fish and Sweeney Todd) are based on pre-existing material. Dark Shadows isn’t going to change anyone’s mind about Burton, but at least this time both Burton and Depp seem to be having more fun together than in Alice in Wonderland, or even Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Dark Shadows is the eighth big screen pairing of Burton and Depp, and even though I enjoyed a lot of it, I still think these two need a long break from each other. (say, maybe a decade) But if  we all get what we wish for, and Dark Shadows turns out to be their swan song as a team, there could be worse ways to go out than this.

Author S.G. Browne has been on Geekscape before. He’s also signed at the Geekscape booth at San Diego Comic Con a few times. We first met when his zombie novel “Breathers” brought him onto the Geekscape radar. Last time he was on Geekscape he was promoting his follow up “Fated”. Now, Scott has a crime novel called “Lucky Bastard” that should peak every single one of your interests. Scott reads the first chapter from the book, talks about his favorite crime novelists and gives advice to any aspiring writers out there! Also, we actually talk basketball a bit! Scott’s a pretty awesome writer and a funny guy (on top of being a fantastic conversationalist and a gentleman). But you’re about to find that out… GEEKSCAPE!

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With only two months till release, people were begining to wonder if Warner Brother’s Dark Shadows was so embarrassing that they were not going to promote the film at all, and merely unleash the movie on audiences and sit back and hope for the best. But alas, that is not the case, as we finally have our first trailer for Tim Burton’s update of the classic show, starring Johnny Depp (who else?) as vampire Barnabas Collins.

The original Dark Shadows was a cheestastic gothic soap opera that ran weekday afternoons and was a huge sensation in its heyday of the 60’s/early 70’s. The acting was awful, the plotlines were wonky, but it does get credit for being the first portrayal of a sympathetic vampire lead in a major mainstream property, years before Lestat, Angel or Edward Cullen. The show’s convoluted supernatural plots and “takes itself way too seriously” approach lives on today in the form of the CW’s The Vampire Diaries.

Judging from this trailer, it appears that Burton has decided to go the route of making a straight up spoof of the old show, which is probably wise. I still count Burton as one of my all time favorite directors, despite the fact that his last decade or so of output has felt a bit on the soulless side (Sweeney Todd being the exception, in my opinion) Let’s see if this is another meh movie from Burton for the Hot Topic crowd, or a return to the days when his black little goth heart was still in it.

Johnny Depp as vampire Barnabas Collins

When I was a kid Tim Burton was my favorite director. I didn’t know who he was but based on the fact that four of my favorite movies as a kid (Frankenweenie, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Beetlejuice and Batman) were all directed by him it’s obvious I was a fan of his style. Frankenweenie I caught on the Disney channel one day and I assumed it was an old film being that it was black & white. And now Burton is remaking the film in the stop-motion animation style he’s become known for.

The trailer looks great, full of the same energy and fun as the original. I find it funny that this film is being put out by Disney since the original Frankenweenie led to Burton being fired by Disney for ‘wasting company resources’ on something ‘too scary for kids’.