Horror certainly has changed over the years. If you were to hold them side by side, it’d be impossible to see how Psycho lead to Hostel III. However, if you were to work your way through the various decades of horror films, you’ll be able to see just how the genre evolved (or devolved, depending on who you ask).

Here’s a quick breakdown for you though. While the 60’s focused on films like Psycho and Peeping Tom, horror was still mostly tame until Hershell Gordon Lewis came to town with Blood Feast and 2000 Maniacs. You’d think this would mark the start of gore, but it wasn’t. Lewis’ films mostly remained all his own. By the 70’s, horror became more psychologically driven. Films about stalkers, cannibals and revenge dominated the genre. This is where you started to get films like The Hills Have Eyes, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Halloween.

Enter the 1980’s. Suddenly there was a new horror movie every week. You had a nice blend of gore films, low-budget films from Full Moon Pictures and Troma, as well as plenty of Slasher flicks. Eventually, in a sea of sequels, horror died out in the 90’s.

It wasn’t until 1996 that Horror suddenly became important again with Scream, but within a few years, the self aware slasher became tiresome. While the late 90’s/early 2000’s produced a few decent surprises (Cabin Fever comes to mind), most horror fans were clamoring for the eventual release of Rob Zombie’s directorial debut, House of 1000 Corpses.

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Rob Zombie created music for Metal-heads and Horror fans (which basically has a lot of overlap). His filmmaking career at that time had been minimal.. He did some animation for Beavis & Butthead Do America, as well as directed some White Zombie music videos, but that was the extent of it.

In the 90’s, he was instrumental in helping revive Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights which opened the door for him to make a film for Universal. What he ended up presenting them was a film so demented, dark and bizarre that Universal believed it would receive a NC-17 rating and refused to release it.

The film is a throwback to the gritty psychological films of the 1970’s blended with the modern day gore. It’s packed with winks and nods to The Manson Family, Hills Have Eyes, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the Marx Brothers. It begins with a group of 4 teenagers (Including pre-Office Rainn Wilson and fat Chris Hardwick) driving around, when they stop at Captain Spaulding’s gas station/Museum of Monsters and Madmen. It’s there that they find out about Dr. Satan, a local serial killer.

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While trying to find the tree where he was hung, they encounter a hitch-hiker named Baby. Shortly after picking her up, they blow a tire and need a tow. Baby informs them her family lives near by and her brother has a tow-truck.

The group end up in a strange dinner/variety show performed by the family, and when they begin to leave the house after their tire has been replaced, they are attacked and held captive for Otis Driftwood’s (Baby’s Adopted Brother) demented experiments. It just gets dark, more deranged and in general unsettling from there.

The film was completed in 2000 but Universal refused to release it. It wasn’t until 3 years later, when Zombie was able to purchase back the rights that he managed to finally get the film released by Lionsgate on April 11th 2003. I remember seeing it the night it came out with a group of friends after work (listening to the movie soundtrack on the drive there). That same weekend, I went for an encore with my girlfriend at the time. The next week we found out her best friend hadn’t seen the movie yet, and I went and saw it a 3rd time.

I know many people who hated this film and consider it Zombie’s worst movie. While I know that The Devil’s Rejects (the films sequel) is a superior film, I have more fun watching this. The film grows in enjoyment ten years later. It’s still just as demented as ever before. Rob Zombie’s weird usage of various camera styles and filters, as well as his unrelenting gore and plain bizarre twists make the movie difficult to follow but still a ton of stupid fun.

Some people might not care, but I say Happy 10 Year Anniversary House of 1000 Corpses.

It’s been awhile since I have seen a truly atrocious movie. One of those films where you can’t tell whether you should pity or punch the people responsible. One where your only real choice is to walk out or just start laughing. Experiencing a film like this is like staring death in the face, either you give in to the hilarity of the unrelenting awfulness and your inability to change its course or go mad. These experiences are important. They harden you. They prepare you for the worst life has to offer. For this, I’d like to thank Rob Zombie.

 

Zombie’s latest, The Lords Of Salem, is truly one of the worst films I’ve ever seen. I spent half the film confused and enraged. Utterly unable to comprehend a world where someone could present this to an audience with a straight face. Eventually my resistance was quelled. The act of giving up and giving in was a physical one. A slow deflation as my previous view of the world was washed away by the slow tide of Zombie’s juvenile vision. By the end of the film I had almost entered a state of euphoric delirium. A constant slow chuckle. A chuckle turned into a full gut laugh by the perfect punchline, “Written and Directed by Rob Zombie”. Then the lights came up, the real world came rushing back in, and I looked back on what had occurred with a newfound clarity. I stopped laughing. Perhaps forever.

 

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The Lords Of Salem tells the tale of a radio DJ Heidi Hawthorne, played by Sheri Moon Zombie, who is the descendant of Salem witch hunter John Hawthorne. One day she receives a mysterious LP from a band called The Lords. The record is just a simple set of notes repeated indefinitely but it has the power to awaken an ancient witch coven who then targets Heidi and tries to make her the vessel through with Satan will be reborn. Or something. It doesn’t matter.

 

The Lords Of Salem is just an excuse for Zombie to indulge in all of his worst tendencies. To open his junior high notebook and use his margin scribblings as storyboards. And of course to show his wife in various states of undress. One scene even has he waking up a couch with her shorts pulled down just enough to expose her ass. She stands up and pulls them up as she walks away from the camera. I just love the idea of Zombie composing the shot and feeling like something just wasn’t right before having a eureka moment before yelling, “Sheri, pull your pants down a bit. This is important…. Perfect!”

 

He fills the film with ridiculous “evil” imagery, but it’s a Halloween shop version of evil. It’s evil as envisioned by children, while the adults are having a laugh. That in and of itself isn’t a bad thing, and Zombie himself has used that to great effect in his music career and first couple of films. It can be fun when you know its being presented in a playful manner. The trouble with Lords of Salem is that it is dead serious. It presents everything with an air of import. It’s meant to be a slow and unsettling build of tension before unleashing true hell at the end. You’re meant to be disturbed.

 

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Zombie even goes so far as to blatantly mimic the style of some of the few directors who genuinely had the ability to disturb, namely Stanley Kubrick and Alejandro Jodorowsky. The films climax is stylistically beholden to those influences but only manages to understand the aesthetic, and not what really made them effective. So by the time you’re watching Sheri Moon ride a goat like an electric bull in slow motion or watching masked nuns stroke their bloody erect penises or seeing a hilarious and weirdly adorable tumor baby waddle around in a cheap costume you aren’t disturbed at all. You just have to laugh. Which the audience did… a lot. One of the only enjoyable aspects of Lords of Salem was witnessing the slow build of incredulousness in the crowd. Seeing the eyes dart around that said, “This is ridiculous, right? You guys see that, right? Should we be laughing? Yeah… I’m laughing.” It built slow and climaxed with the truly stupid final images followed by that Rob Zombie credit.

 

It’s unfortunate, because Zombie is a truly capable director that has the capacity for some striking visuals. He’s just undone by his horrible taste. The Lords Of Salem is the film that finally killed my hope that he would one day make something great.

Rocker/Writer/Director/Zombie Rob Zombies latest film, The Lords of Salem is due in just two months, and today marked the release of both a new trailer and the official poster!

 

Check them out below, and let us know what you think! Horror fans, what have you thought of Zombie’s previous works?

 

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From the singular mind of horror maestro Rob Zombie comes a chilling plunge into a nightmare world where evil runs in the blood. The Lords of Salem tells the tale of Heidi (Sheri Moon Zombie), a radio station DJ living in Salem, Massachusetts, who receives a strange wooden box containing a record, a “gift from the Lords.” Heidi listens, and the bizarre sounds within the grooves immediately trigger flashbacks of the town’s violent past. Is Heidi going mad, or are the “Lords of Salem” returning for revenge on modern-day Salem?

Check out the first trailer for Rob Zombie’s Lords Of Salem. Zombie’s newest horror flick revolves around the city of Salem, Massachusetts being visited by a coven of ancient witches. Many who have already seen the film are saying it’s actually his best work to date. It’s said to star Zombie’s wife, Sheri Moon Zombie, Bruce Davison, Jeff Daniel Phillips and many more. Definitely a creepy as hell teaser for the flick.

Heidi, a radio station DJ, receives a wooden box containing a record. Heidi listens and the bizarre sounds within the grooves immediately trigger flashbacks of Salem’s violent past. Is Heidi going mad or are the Lords of Salem returning for revenge on modern day Salem?

No release date has been set yet.

Look everyone! A new reason to hate Michael Bay! Yeah, and you thought that whole Ninja Turtles business was bad. But according to Bloodydisgusting.com, Michael Bay’s Platinum Dunes studios, the studio behind semi-recent horror remakes like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Amityville Horror, Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street is looking to handle the next installment of the Halloween franchise for Dimension Films.

But wait! Didn’t Rob Zombie remake Halloween already you might say? pffffttt. That is SO five years ago. True, Dimension Films had a Halloween 3D scheduled for this October, which was set to be directed by the team behind  My Bloody Valentine and Drive Angry, Todd Farmer and Patrick Lussier.  But that quietly dissolved recently, and Halloween 3D was pulled off the 2012 schedule. Now Dimension is said to be looking at Bay’s company to relaunch Michael Myers the way they relaunched Freddy and Jason and Leatherface.

The real question is whether or not this is going to be a continuation of the Rob Zombie Halloween series, as Halloween 3D was going to be, or be yet another reboot. I’d put money on the latter, as I’m sure Bay will want to put his own spin on this franchise and not just do a part three to someone else’s series. And before you even say “but five years is too soon to reboot!” I remind you that The Amazing Spider-Man is coming out only five years after the last Tobey Maguire installment; never underestimate the short attention spans of  the American public.

Honestly, I can’t even get riled up about this too much. Rob Zombie’s Halloween remake was already the polar opposite to John Carpenter’s classic film in almost every respect, whatever Bay ends up doing can only be as bad, but probably not worse. It’ll just serve as a reminder to everyone how brilliant the original was. Again.

On a panel at WonderCon today, Chris Hardwick announced the premiere lineup of shows for the Nerdist YouTube Channel, launching April 2.

Featuring a plethora of personalities doing the shows they are truly interested in making, the Nerdist Channel will be taking full advantage of the freedom offered on the Internet. Hardwick himself will host “All-Star Bowling”, a celebrity charity bowling show. On “Face to Face”, comedy music legend Weird Al Yankovic will do hard-hitting interviews with celebrities. Presumably, “Neil Patrick Harris Dreaming In Puppets” will be roughly what it sounds like and “An Insane New Project from Rob Zombie” will be exactly that.

You’ll also see some familiar faces as Nerdist will be bringing back some incarnation of classic shows “Kids In The Hall” and “Farscape“. Popular podcasts “Indoor Kids”, “Comic Book Club Live”, and “Star Talk with Neil Degrasse Tyson” will get the TV show treatment, as will Internet staple “Ain’t It Cool News“.

The Nerdist Channel will be producing a lot of original content as well. Cosplay enthusiasts can look forward to “Just Cos” while “Tournament of Nerds” will feature hilarious debates over which classic pop culture characters would win in a fight. “Four Points” will tackle hot topics from multiple angles. A number of other originals featuring cartoons, puppets, and interns are set to launch, with more shows to be announced at a later date.

Hardwick pledges that the Nerdist network will make full use of its nascent format, catering to a variety of niche audiences rather than playing to the lowest common denominator and including viewer feedback in creative decisions. For more info and puppets, check out the video press conference here.