By now you may have heard of Robert Franzese. If you haven’t, you definitely have seen him. Last year he made waves online with his flawless cosplay and impersonation of Peter Griffin, the central oaf of Seth MacFarlane’s never-ending Family Guy.

Now, a short documentary has surfaced online, and the man himself seems way cooler than any spot-on cosplay.

Produced by BOOM! Big Pants, Robert Franzese is an aspiring voice actor but is a “nobody” with a “nobody job” making “nobody pay.” And in just 4 minutes, you learn a little about how geek culture can elevate said “nobodys” into “somebodys,” and we hope that somebody does what they do with the best intentions. For Franzese, you can feel his passion for geek culture. While he is the stereotypical image of a nerd, he’s incredibly eloquent, smart, and very sharp both in-character and as himself. It’s guys like Franzese, I think, that embody the best about the environment we have chosen to surround ourselves in.

I don’t know Franzese in real life, and I only just now started following him on social media. I don’t know his political views, I do not know his personal life, I just don’t know him. But in the 4 minutes I’ve seen him, he seems pretty A-OK, and it’s heartwarming to see him do stuff purely to make people happy.

You go, Robert Franzese, and good luck on your voice acting career (you seriously need to watch him do other characters, the accuracy is insane). If he ever says something awful or does something terrible that I can’t get behind I’ll be sure to rage on my keyboard, but for now: the dude is all right with me.

You can follow Robert Franzese as the Real Life Peter Griffin here.

From Comic Book Resources: Marvel’s Daredevil will premiere exclusively on Netflix on April 10, 2015. Starting at 12:01 AM Pacific time that day, all 13 one-hour episodes will be readily available. In a post-House of Cards era, we know the deal already.

In addition, Marvel Studios has released a neat little motion poster with a static version (seen below).

The showrunners have likened Daredevil to The Wire, which is a ballsy statement for sure. Hell’s Kitchen in 2015 is a different place than it was when Daredevil first fought crime there in the comic books, so it’s really fascinating to me how they’re trying to depict a gritty city corner in the larger, cosmic Marvel Universe. I for one am looking forward to this show just to see how they address this paradox.

Will you be watching? Wait, of course you are. Never mind.

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Happy birthday, David Yost! The actor best remembered for portraying “Billy” in Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers turns 45 today! They often say never meet your heroes, but fortunately for me I have, many times, and roughly 97% of the time they tend to be awesome. (3% was CM Punk awkwardly nodding his head while I told him being in straight-edge in high school was like, super cool for me. Oof.)

The first time, I had the pleasure of meeting him at a private Q&A session in New York City at No Pink Spandex Live back in 2011. Kindly, he has remembered me at subsequent meetings, even though he probably doesn’t remember my name. I’m OK being “that guy” to my heroes, though.

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I’ve held this smile for three years straight. Photo credit: Jason Gibson

David Yost, as you may recall, played adorkable long before Zooey Deschanel even said that word on her lips. He was whiz-kid Billy Cranston, the lance-wielding genius of the Power Rangers. Billy had probably the most interesting role of the Power Rangers, in both function and in the character dynamics. As the archetypical brainiac, Billy was predictably awkward, nerdy, and supremely intelligent about damn near everything, never mind he was primarily a biology and chemistry-centric science guy and probably wouldn’t know much about computers or mechanical engineering. But this was the ’90s, so of course he fucking did. He would describe the biology of a goddamn iguana so they can find a weakness in the monster and then, like, repair Alpha 5 who is an advanced sentient robot from a distant planet. As this archetype exaggerated tenfold, it was just plain cute whenever he had a crush on a girl or stood up physically to one of Rita’s monsters. Billy’s genius was a convenient way to explain a new weapon the Power Rangers can use against Rita and Lord Zedd’s monsters. Almost every episode in the latter half of season one and first half of season two involved a device from Billy. You would be surprised to learn that hardly any of these weapons were made into toys.

Equally surprising, as the show progressed Billy shed his awkward nerdiness into something else entirely. David Yost was always physically fit, but he had to hide it in horizontal-stroped shirts and overalls. Throughout season two and three, Billy ditched his glasses and sported athletic tank tops that showed off his biceps, much like his karate-kicking bros. While on the surface he became almost indistinguishable from Tommy, Adam, and Rocky, by that point kids were familiar with the characters and didn’t need their clothing to communicate to them who was who. Hell, as far as we were concerned, Billy was our best friend. We knew him and loved him.

Yes, Emmy Award-winning Bryan Cranston was the inspiration for the name, and yes, there were major backstage conflicts between the producers and David over his sexuality. But you already know the story to that, as Yost himself has already told you many times.

Since Power Rangers, David Yost has become a producer of reality television, from Temptation Island to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. He has also worked as a manager of licensing, selling shows to Showtime, Starz, Encore, and even Cartoon Network. If there’s a show you really dig on those channels, thank him.

His philanthropy is also remarkable. In 2002, David Yost performed in Fallen Guardian Angels, a play about six actors dealing with HIV, with proceeds benefitting the The Children’s Hospitals AIDS Center. At Power MorphiCon 2012, David Yost sold autographs and photo-ops by donation, with proceeds going to The Trevor Project, a non-profit organization focused on suicide prevention amongst LGBT youth. I’m so happy he can be open about who he is and use his notoriety as a Power Ranger to help. Like Austin St. John working as a paramedic and firefighter in Washington DC and soldiers in Kuwait, the dude is a real-life superhero.

We’re not here to re-open wounds that have already been stitched. We’re here to celebrate! In honor of David Yosts’ birthday, here are five awesome and classic Power Rangers episodes centered on the teenage genius of Angel Grove. Binge them on Netflix, Hulu, or the kick-ass DVDs from Shout! Factory.

“Switching Places” – Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (Season 1)

A science experiment goes awry and Billy and Kimberly — the beauty queen of Angel Grove High — switch bodies. Unable to figure out how to switch back, they end up at each other’s throats. Easily one of the most fun episodes of the early series, you can see David Yost and Amy Jo Johnson have a ball (uh, no pun intended) playing each other’s characters. Possibly even more fun? Bulk and Skull (played by legit Shakespearean actors Paul Schrier and Jason Narvy) also switch, and they totally nail the nuances of each other.

The episode reminds me of a similar mishap on Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place, where the gang switch bodies; Sharon (Traylor Howard) switches with Berg (Ryan Reynolds), which leads to a hilarious scene where Ryan Reynolds almost kisses Sharon’s husband Johnny (Nathan Fillion). Bummer that type of comedy couldn’t in a million years belong in Power Rangers.

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“Dark Warrior” – Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (Season 1)

Fed up with Bulk and Skull’s bullying for the umpteenth time, Trini asks her Uncle Howard — an old man, but also a brilliant scientist and martial artist — to teach Billy and give him confidence. While the titular Dark Warrior has no personal stake with Billy, it’s a nice episode to see Billy take but an inch step closer to a proper superhero.

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“Peace, Love, & Woe” – Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (Season 1)

Angel Grove High is preparing for the school dance and everyone has a date except Billy, until he meets the super cute, incredibly brainy Marge (who looks like Kristin Davis from Sex & the City, see if you agree). When Rita sends down Madame Woe, Woe mistakes Marge for a Power Ranger and takes her prisoner. The other Power Rangers come to the rescue, but it comes down to Billy alone to save the day.

One of the most fondly-remembered monsters in Power Rangers lore, Madame Woe is downright creepy as shit. Evoking a kabuki Lady Macbeth from Throne of Blood, her appearance and voice is the most unique of Power Rangers monsters, even twenty years later.

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“Something Fishy” – Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (Season 1)

Billy declines to join Jason, Trini, and Zack on a scuba-diving trip because he “dislikes fish.” When Kimberly asks him why, he reveals he in fact has a debilitating fear of them, which stems from a childhood trauma. (It’s an incredibly innocent one, of course.) Naturally, Rita Repulsa sends down the Goo Fish Monster and Billy is left a nervous wreck. A not-so-subtle metaphor of overcoming your fears, it is yet another step forward for Billy the superhero.

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“Grumble Bee” – Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (Season 1)

Billy, proud of his academic excellence, gets a B on a test and loses his mojo. Even his superheroics suffer. With the help of Trini, Billy tries to get back on his A-game and rescue the other Power Rangers.

“Blue Ranger Gone Bad” – Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (Season 2)

The first season of Power Rangers ended with the supremely anti-climactic An Oyster Stew, which was a normal episode like any other. Power Rangers isn’t known for storytelling like Game of Thrones, especially since production relied heavily on the Japanese series; they were charting completely new territory in the realm of TV production after all. Thus, the producers kept pretty light on their over-arching storylines until season three, which is to say they hardly had any. Season two ends with “Blue Ranger Gone Bad,” also an episode that could have aired almost any time since Karan Ashley, Jonny Yong Bosch, and Steve Cardenas joined the cast.

While in art class, Billy catches the eye of a girl named Violet (Angel Grove girls must LOVE nerds) who creates a clay sculpture in Billy’s likeness, which is not at all indicative of a serial killer. Rita casts a spell to make the statue an evil clone of Billy and they trap the real Billy in Goldar’s dark dimension. David Yost has had to play an evil Billy before in “Power Ranger Punks,” but that was an exaggerated caricature. In “Blue Ranger Gone Bad,” he’s far more subtle and subdued, and totally a dick. It’s a great exhibition of Yosts’ acting, able to take Billy and alter his minor nuances into something far more sinister.

Not enough? Check out the awesome two-part episode where we said goodbye to the badass we call Billy Cranston.

“Rangers of Two Worlds” – Power Rangers Zeo

In this pretty awesome two-part episode of the seriously awesome Power Rangers Zeo, Billy has aged into an old man. During what you may consider the 10-part finale of Mighty Morphin’ (not entirely correct, but not wrong either), Rita and Zedd casted a spell that transformed everyone in Angel Grove back into children. Billy, using a regenerator device, managed to restore himself to his proper age before the others embarked on the search for the Zeo Crystals, which would later give them the Zeo Ranger powers. In “Rangers of Two Worlds,” the side effects begin to take hold and Billy has suddenly aged into an older gentleman. Meanwhile, Rita transforms Catherine’s purse into a nearly indestructible monster — much to the dismay of the new faction of villains, the Machine Empire. The Rangers seek help from the Alien Rangers, and in incredible (but sadly brief) fashion, the two groups of Rangers team-up for a kick-ass climactic battle. Try not to tear up too much when you see the goodbye tribute the show gives him in the ending credits.

While David Yost had left the show already by this point, this was his character’s send-off. Power Rangers has a spotty track record when it comes to honorably sending off its heroes; Austin St. John, Thuy Trang, and Walter Jones got a pretty bad F-U departure, which was so bad fans have phrased it “Going to Switzerland” or “Going to a Peace Conference” when referencing characters who get unceremoniously kicked out. Meanwhile, Amy Jo Johnson had a multi-part episode that saw her chasing her dreams. Karan Ashley was somewhere in between, she didn’t say goodbye as herself (her younger self did, remember, Rita and Zedd’s spell) but we did get a nice last look at her normal self, happy to stay behind and help an African village. Billy is also somewhere in between, as his true last episode was earlier in the season, but “Rangers of Two Worlds” wraps up his story (as well as furthering the Rita and Zedd vs. the Machine Empire subplot) while also giving us an awesome visual of the Zeo and Alien Rangers fighting together. It’s times like this when I remember just how fucking incredible Power Rangers Zeo was.

Happy birthday, David Yost! Triceratops! Keep up with David on Facebook and Twitter!

How many times do I gotta tell you that the El Rey Network is the most badass premium cable station out right now? This website is called Geekscape, you say you’re a nerd, and nerds are supposed to like cool things that the mainstream doesn’t get. That’s how this stuff works, right? Or did I miss something?

The insane, awesome, and insanely-awesome Lucha Underground returns tonight at 8 PM EST/PT. And to kick off 2015, the federation will hold their first title match to crown the champion of Lucha Underground. A rumble anything but royal, 19 warriors will square off to find out who is la flor y nata (that’s “la crème de la crème” in not French). Two warriors begin, followed by another every 90 seconds. The bodies will hit the floor until just one stands. The only rule? There are no rules.

Check out the preview clip below along with a gallery of men in spandex tights who could totally beat you up.

Check your local listings for El Rey Network.

Sports stars and comic book superheroes are larger-than-life heroes, reminiscent of legendary Greek myth. They appear as supreme beings who rise above the common man, and they can inspire us to be our best even when they themselves often tend to be the worst. (Fuck you, Ray Rice.) Professional wrestling takes this aspect of sports and blows it up to insane proportions. So it was only natural we come full circle and transform them back into ancient warriors, right? Right? Or am I just high?

From UPROXX, WWE Immortals is an upcoming mobile game for iOS and Android on January 15th. Developed by Mortal Kombat‘s NetherRealm Studios, it appropriately has a modern Mortal Kombat or Injustice: Gods Among Us vibe that I’m totally digging. Yet, it is not coming out on PC, Xbox One, Ps4, or the Wii U, and when you see the promotional art you will wonder why the hell not.

First, check out John Cena who is practically cosplaying as Superman. We’ve gone so far past joking John Cena as being Superman that at this point he just straight up is. He even has is hokey OK sign in a diamond pattern on his chest!

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Now check out the other guys! Sheamus as a Celtic barbarian, Big Show as, uh, another barbarian, the Bella Twins with differing breast sizes as a Kitana/Milana-type duo. I’m dying to see what Daniel Bryan looks like.

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Honestly? I would be all over this game if it weren’t mobile. With this kind of detail and imagination, it is criminal it isn’t on home consoles or PC. Modern fighting games are a mixed bag, but if there’s anything to dig about them today it’s the outrageous costume aesthetics. “Epic” is an overused word but applied to fighting games and the absurdity just makes me smile.

Want proof? Check out The Rock and Brock Lesnar — could they be the final bosses? (Nah, maybe that would most likely be Vince McMahon.) They look at possessed golems. Hell, Brock Lesnar, who was an inspiration for the titans of Attack on Titan, just straight-up looks like a titan here!

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Damn it, do you know how amazing CM Punk would have looked? That dude could have been a punk rock ninja. Fuck it, I’m still buying this game.

On my way back from San Diego Comic-Con this year, I hopped on a plane to Newark Liberty. Sitting in first class? Paul freaking Rudd. My first thought was, I just came from one of the biggest pop culture and entertainment conventions where some information about Marvel’s Ant-Man was revealed, and here he is on this plane! My second thought was he had nice hair.

And that hair looks even nicer on this swell cover from Entertainment Weekly!

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The campaign for this movie is super obvious, but it’s still cute. It’s playing to the quirky sensibility of the character, although could they really do anything like that for a guy like Iron Man? The Hulk? Should they sell torn-up magazines or issues stained with martinis?

If these ant-sized reveals aren’t enough, check out the official poster below!

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Oh that’s just precious.

Don’t forget, a full Ant-Man teaser airs tonight with Agent Carter! Who else is stoked for that series, by the way? Here’s another look — a human-sized look — at the teaser, in case your attention span is also ant-sized.

Horns is a difficult movie. Not in its storytelling, plot, or characters, those are straightforward and executed rather decently. I’m talking about its soul. As a film, Horns is difficult to place in the heart of a genre enthusiast. It’s perfectly-crafted, well-directed, but kind of messy. It’s a tonal rollercoaster that excites you until the fun stops. But my, is it gorgeous the whole way through.

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From “Splat Pack” member Alexandre Aja, Horns is an adaptation of the Joe Hill novel of the same name. Daniel Radcliffe stars as Ig “Iggy” Parrish, a small town young man with big dreams, accused of murdering his girlfriend, Merrin (Juno Temple). Ig maintains his innocence, but even his family who are fighting for him have their doubts. One morning, Ig wakes up to find horns painfully sprouting from his forehead. After seeing a doctor, Ig discovers his horns give him a superpower: people reveal dark secrets at point-blank and ask permission from him to do commit heinous (or self-destructive) acts. When Ig discovers the full extent of his abilities, he embarks on a revenge-fueled mission to discover Merrin’s true killer and clear his name.

More than just a supernatural revenge/murder-mystery, Horns is something of a Twin Peaks-esque Stand By Me, with its focus on adolescence, growing up, and falling in and out of love. As a lover of genre-benders, I was in awe to watch a film juggle so many at once, and though Horns manages to keep pace it inevitably goofs and the rollercoaster skirts on the tracks. Reveals are made via lengthy, cliched flashbacks; the cutesy first time Ig and Merrin meet, or the thriller-y “who else was watching from a parked car in the rain that night?” scene. If Aja had been a lesser director, the scenes sandwiched in these loafy flashbacks would be nothing but time-killers until the next revelation.

Thankfully, Aja is not a lesser filmmaker. Where he faults in the film’s plot, he succeeds by bringing out some stellar performances from his actors. Daniel Radcliffe is top-notch in his performance as Ig. He’s great when he’s pissed and drunk, he’s great when he’s unable to cope with the death of someone he held dear. The whole town have their fingers pointed at him, but he can’t lash out. He’s saving all his rage for Merrin’s true killer, and in turn being powerless to find out fuels Ig.

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Daniel Radcliffe, Juno Temple in HORNS.

And then, Ig becomes something… something. He’s not a messenger from hell, he’s not Satan’s assassin, he’s not even a reincarnation of the devil himself. Is he even a demon? Ig’s devilish cranium growth and supernatural powers have no origin or explanation, and they lack any clear rules. They just happen. They also have a self-censor that keeps people from reacting to them as you might expect. It was reminiscent to me, of “The New Status Quo” from the Spider-Man comics a few years ago, where people forgot Spider-Man revealed his identity to the world as Peter Parker. In Horns, they see Ig’s deformation as something like a birth defect: nothing more than a little weird.

It is here where I discovered the horns are maybe nothing more than a flashy plot device and a physical metaphor. To self-censor sweeps away constant exposition Ig would have to give to scared passer-bys (of which I’m thankful for), but they also diminish their significance. They’re a way to reveal secrets and keep the movie going forward, and they’re a not-so-subtle symbol of Ig’s dark desire for hard justice. And yet, somehow, they’re twisted into something beautiful, however ham-fisted. Without spoiling, they become “a blessing,” which is literally how Ig describes them towards the climax. I wanted to roll my eyes, but I admired the maneuver. Still, at risk for ruining the romanticism of the demonic defect, I could have used a little more practical explanations for the horns, or more ironed-out rules of the supernatural powers. I would be happy to accept just one answer for the many questions I have, but alas there are none.

Daniel Radclifee, Max Minghella in HORNS.
Daniel Radclifee, Max Minghella in HORNS.

One outstanding thing I want to point out is the photography of the scenery. The lush, green forests, the gritty lumber factories, and the small-town Americana* diners, bars, and clubs are absolutely arresting. It’s god damn colorful. If you remember nothing from Horns, remember just how fucking amazing it looks. I don’t know if it was Alexandre Aja or cinematographer Frederick Elmes, but whoever selected the locations, landscapes and the nuanced ways to film them, I want to shake your hand. The film has the most stunning vistas since Lord of the Rings, which is an achievement; aside from the horns and powers, there’s nothing supremely other-worldly about the movie. Lord of the Rings benefited from the sweeping locales due to its fantastical nature, but Horns is squarely in 21st century pacific northwest United States. Yet, after watching this film I wanted to travel there and just breathe in it. I have never seen our real world filmed more beautifully. However ill-built the supernatural was captured, the filmmakers caught our world supremely well.

However, the film’s greatest fault lies in the woman who is at the heart of everything: Merrin. Juno Temple gives a great performance, she absolutely nails the archetypical girl-next-door aura and she colors Merrin with depth that she so desperately needed. But as far as her function, it’s a little less than desired. The whole point of the movie is her death, but because of that there’s hardly any arc for her. She’s the engine for the story to move forward, but she’s definitely not the car. I’m trying very hard not to spoil anything, but when the story gets to crucial moments and true feelings are known, there is no explanation beyond the complicated feelings of the human heart. Furthermore, the town plays the popular “she was such a good kid” narrative. Taking current event into consideration, it’s nearly nauseating. It’s all oddly regressive in its gender politics. Horns never tried to be a beacon of social commentary, mind you, but it just may leave astute viewers a little cold.

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Daniel Radcliffe, Juno Temple in HORNS.

Still, Horns is a wonderful piece of work. It grows on me the more I distance myself from it until the inevitable next viewing. For all its warts and blemishes, it is remarkably charming, occasionally gripping, and certainly a lot of fun if you allow yourself. But what kind of film is it? It’s not particularly gory, scary, and the mystery-tale is muddled into a diluted revenge bender. Yet, does it need to be any one thing well? It manages to be many quite fine, only tripping for a little while on its own weight. It recovers by the end into something rather satisfying. It’s bound to be a staple in many adult Harry Potter fans’ shelves for sure. Yes, Daniel Radcliffe oozes sex (and has it!) in this picture, which is probably the best hook you can give to anyone curious about the movie, although Radcliffe isn’t a stranger to stripping for art. While hardly a horror film, it will make something of a nice change of pace to some Halloween marathons in the near future. I only wish it were a little clearer on the more paranormal side of things. The silent treatment isn’t intriguing, it’s just annoying.

I’m still in love with how absolutely gorgeous it looks, though.

*I should mention the film was shot throughout British Columbia, but they photograph the spirit of America quite well!

The Blu-ray

Director Alexandre Aja and Daniel Radcliffe on the set of HORNS.
Director Alexandre Aja and Daniel Radcliffe on the set of HORNS.

I’ve said before how breathtaking the scenery and photography of the film are. The picture is about as flawless as you could want it to be. It’s on an MPEG-4 AVC codec in 1080p resolution with an aspect ratio of 2.39:1. I’m not bothered by black bars, but I know some are. They’re rather pronounced here, unfortunately, if you find that annoying. The audio is pretty remarkable too, English DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1. It’s a modern film fit for the modern format, you can’t ask for anything better. The movie comes in one single 50-GB disc.

Which kind of makes me wonder, just how much memory does the movie take? Because there is only one special feature, a medium-sized making-of that is pretty informative but also run-of-the-mill and not very memorable. I do recall an early segment talking about how genre-morphing the film is, which had me smiling since I easily picked up on it. It’s a decent inclusion, and some Blu-ray releases don’t have even that.

The Blu-ray is a solid meal that will leave you satisfied, and it’s up to you to decide if you’re hungry for desert. You’ll be out of luck should that happen, though.

Horns gets 4/5 stars, while the Blu-ray gets a 3/5. Horns is a charming gem that will have a dedicated audience in the years to come, whoever they may be. It may leave some a little cold, but it is absolutely worth spending time with. The Blu-ray is a solid release that won’t occupy too much space on your shelf.

Horns is available now on Blu-ray and VOD.

I thought Scarlett Johansson kicking more ass was enough cool news of the day. Now, according to Twitchfilm, more asses shall be kicked! This time by actual ass-kickers Iko Uwais, Yayan Ruhian, and Cecep Arif Rahman. You don’t know those names but you know their ass-kicking well, because they kicked tons of ass in Gareth Evans’ The Raid and The Raid 2. This is so kick-ass!

From Twitchfilm:

It would appear that the force is set to awaken in Indonesia.

 

Though there has been no comment whatsoever from any of the performers or their representation, Twitch has learned that a key trio of performers from Gareth Evans’ The Raid and The Raid 2 – leading man Iko Uwais, Mad Dog / Prakoso actor Yayan Ruhian and The Raid 2 finale fighter Cecep Arif Rahman, credited simply as The Assassin – will all appear in JJ Abrams’ upcoming Star Wars: Episode 7 – The Force Awakens.

I can’t contain my excitement for this. There is one redeeming part of The Phantom Menace and in my opinion it was Ray Park as Darth Maul introducing proper martial arts to this huge universe. Now it seems everyone will actually be kung-fu fighting (OK, silat, but let me have my aged pop culture references).

Just imagine this fight for a second, okay? Hardcore, brutal penchak silat mixed with sci-fi mysticism. The way they handle the kris and kujang are a gory spectacle, but now picture it with force pushing, lightning bolts, big-ass giant force leaps, and LIGHTSABERS with PENCHAK SILAT.

Holy shit, you guys.

But aside from the martial arts? There was a big, noisy hoopla over John Boyega as a black Storm Trooper or whatever nonsense some dumb people came up with. Considering that in all six previous Star Wars films there were just two black people in a predominant role, I thought it was totally amazing the first thing we see of Star Wars was Boyega’s sweaty mug. And then people had to say a bunch of dumb things. (But I absolutely loved how Boyega responded.) But now, it seems the ever-expanding cast of this much-hyped movie is truly reflecting our diverse world. For all the Asian influences Star Wars modeled itself from, there was a severe lack of any Asian faces, even in this galaxy far, far away. Imagine how slightly different our cultural perceptions would be if Seven Samurai star Toshiro Mifune had accepted the role of Obi-Wan like George Lucas had wanted.

It is currently unknown what roles Uwais, Ruhian, and Rahman will be playing, and from the looks of it they probably won’t even be speaking roles at all. Based on their skills and how they were announced, I imagine they’ll be playing raiders or assassins of some sort, they will have the spotlight for a big martial arts set piece and vanish afterwards. They weren’t introduced in the initial casting announcements, and principal photography is already finished. I reiterate I’m only speculating, for all we know Iko Uwais is playing Luke Skywalker’s son! (Haha, JK, but seriously could you imagine?) Their roles may be small but in the realm of our pop culture headspace? Their roles are going to be huge.

I’m seriously about to pop in The Raid and The Raid 2 again because that’s how stoked I am about this news.

According to Variety, The Avengers and Her star Scarlett Johansson has signed on to DreamWorks’ live-action American adaptation of iconic Japanese anime Ghost in the Shell. Rupert Sanders (director of Snow White & The Huntsman) is on board to direct, with Avi Arad (producer of the Spider-Man trilogy) and Steven Paul as producers. Their screenplay comes from Bill Wheeler, who seems to be well within the spy-thriller genre in case you want an idea how this adaptation might play out.

From Variety:

Johansson is set to star in DreamWorks’ adaptation of the popular anime pic “Ghost in the Shell.” Deadline Hollywood had reported that the actress had the offer to star but at the time she was still undecided about taking the role. Sources now say she has agreed to star in the pic.

 

The story follows the exploits of a member of a covert ops unit of the Japanese National Public Safety Commission that specializes in fighting technology-related crime.

Was Lucy a success? An action heroine is something I’ll always get behind, but somehow I always miss those movies opening weekend. SaltColumbianaLucy, and yet I’ll shake my fist at the studios for not having Gamora or Wonder Woman front and center of their superhero movies. I’m a hypocrite. Burn me at the stake.

I’m not sure which part I should concentrate on here. I’m excited for Scarlett Johansson’s star to keep rising because I think she has the talent and charisma to become a true triple-A blockbuster icon, but I can’t get excited for an American Ghost in the Shell. I have no stake in honoring the source material because I’m not the biggest anime fan, so they’re free to deviate as they wish for all I care, but even I know Hollywood’s shitty track record on adapting Asian properties for American shores. There is a reason why Ghost in the Shell resonated with so many people on its own, but in turning it into something for everyone you lose a lot of nuance, more than just the gritty details of the who and the what. It’s the why of the story that gets muddled. I can’t really say I’m looking forward to that.

But hey, great for Johansson. I’ll be looking forward to seeing her kick more ass at least.

Wanna see the giant robots from Power Rangers beat each other up set to the creepy-as-hell “Requiem” from 2001: A Space Odyssey and Godzilla? Of course you do!

It occurred to me just this morning that at some point this year we will finally see tangible, physical evidence of next year’s Power Rangers reboot film. Once again, no, we still don’t know anything about it but rest assured we will let you know ASAP. (If I don’t die of cardiac arrest while posting it, that is.)

Until then, check out this 3D animated short film on YouTube from artist Dai Zyujin (fitting name!), who rendered two iconic Megazords from Power Rangers fighting each other in a bustling metropolis.

It’s a pretty great demonstration of the artist’s skills. The colors may be absurdly bright and saturated, but as the work of one guy it’s remarkably impressive filmmaking. It’s also the second in a series, and somehow this is the first I’ve ever seen of it. He (if he’s a he, very well could be a she!) is going to have one hell of a demo reel.

If you’re unfamiliar, these bad boys are the Daizyujin from Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger (better recognized as the Dino Megazord from the original Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers) and the Ohblocker from Chikyu Sentai Ohranger, or the Super Zeo Megazord from Power Rangers Zeo (which was a phenomenal season of Power Rangers, for the record). He’s the fella with the bright shapes, looking like he just jumped out of a pre-schooler’s toy chest. The one you saw a glimpse of  at the end who sucker punched the Mighty Morphin’ team was the Turbo Megazord, from Power Rangers Turbo. Hence the car wheel, obviously.

I’m about to bore you with my extreme Power Rangers fanboy knowledge, but this fight in theory could have happened (except maybe the Turbo Megazord). The Dino Megazord was long destroyed by the time the events of Power Rangers Zeo, but if time were not an issue? None of the core Power Rangers represented here share the same roster; the original Mighty Morphin’ whippersnappers everyone remembers (and won’t shut up about how racist the Ranger colors were) piloted the Dino Megazord, while the Zeo Rangers, whom you could consider their successors, piloted the Zeo Megazords. Tommy was of course the Green/White Mighty Morphin’ Ranger, but he had his own Zords and never piloted the Dino Megazord. But he also was the Red Zeo Ranger, which means he’s right there in the Super Zeo Megazord punching the shit out of his former comrades. The Turbo Megazord, however, was piloted by the same group of Power Rangers (with the exception of the Blue Ranger, Justin, who joined the team that season), but halfway through Turbo there was yet another roster change. So, maybe the Turbo Megazord is still able to join the fight.

I am so sorry if I lost anyone in that last paragraph.

With the 2016 Power Rangers on the horizon, this was a nice treat to watch. The artist has nothing to do with the movie as far as I know, but since Saban Brands or Lionsgate won’t even show us a peep, this is about as close to an epic Megazord fight we’ll see (until the trailer debuts online, of course).

Check out artist Dai Zyujin’s deviantArt page here!

I’ve said before that the El Rey Network is THE network to watch. What other channel can you watch The X-Files AND Mexican lucha libre? What other channel would put on a marathon of Godzilla movies? El Rey seriously won my heart a few weeks ago when they were promoting their Godzilla marathon and casually used the word “tokusatsu” like it was no big deal.

This year, they’re bound to get even better. Details are sparse, but El Rey will be airing well over 200 Shaw Brothers kung-fu movies starting this year, announced on their Facebook page.

Shaw Brothers Studio was founded by brothers Runje, Runme, and Runde Shaw and at one point were the largest film production company of Hong Kong. They produced over a thousand movies of varying genres, but they are commonly remembered for their vast library of kung-fu movies. The studio has an incredibly rich history, from originating in Chinese operas to producing the first Chinese sound-on-film talkie Spring on Stage (1931) to suffering setbacks during the Japanese occupation of World War II. From  the late ’60s and throughout the ’70s, the studio produced some of their most well-known kung-fu movies, including One-Armed SwordsmanFive Fingers of Death, and The 36th Chamber of Shaolin, which yes, is what the Wu-Tang Clan named their first album from. My cousins grew up watching the 1982 classic Five Element Ninjas, which was released in the states as Chinese Super Ninjas.

In 1985 the studio ceased film production facing numerous problems, be it piracy or competition from Golden Harvest (who found success producing the 1973 international hit Enter the Dragon starring Bruce Lee). The studio attempted television in 1987 and returned to film in 2009, but their output was considerably smaller and movie releases farther in between; in 1979 they produced 37 feature films. In 2009, they only made one.

The studio’s last two films were the 2011 romantic comedies I Love Hong Kong and The Fortune Buddies before ceasing operations that year. Currently, the Shaw Brothers legacy lives on in the fans and in their deep library of genre movies, which are now owned by Hong Kong-based Celestial Pictures. I suspect it was through Celestial Pictures that El Rey got this kick-ass broadcasting deal.

From Indiewire: Christine Cavanaugh, iconic voice actress from ’90s cartoons RugratsDexter’s Laboratory, and many others, sadly passed away today in Los Angeles. She was 51.

Christine Cavanaugh was best known for voicing Chuckie in Rugrats, the titular Dexter of Dexter’s Laboratory, Gosalyn in Darkwing Duck, and piglet Babe in the 1995 Oscar-nominated movie Babe. In addition to voice acting, she guest starred in several TV dramas such as The X-Files, sitcoms Cheers and Everybody Loves Raymond, and even had a small role in Jerry Maguire (1996).

The current state of click-bait culture contains hyperbolic speech such as “ruined my childhood” or “gut punch right in the childhood.” For once, this one actually feels like a total sucker punch. Her most well-known roles were the lovable loser Chuckie in Rugrats and the adorably villainous Dexter in Dexter’s Laboratory, pop culture staples in all millennials’ memories.

Dexter was a unique cartoon anti-hero. He had all the makings of a villain, but he still had the heart and want to do good. It was exactly the kind of entry-level character for kids at the time to understand the nuances of good, evil, and the shades of grey in between.

Yet, I believe it was her role as Chuckie from Rugrats that will make most 20-somethings well with tears. Chuckie was the best friend of the brave, fearless protagonist Tommy Pickles, and he was in every way different from him. He was a coward, he had asthma, he was awkward, and he didn’t really fit in. I suspect a lot of kids channeled their insecurities with Chuckie. Furthermore, Chuckie had some of the best story arcs in the entire show. (I realize I’m talking about a children’s cartoon here, but this was also the era that gave us Gargoyles and Batman: The Animated Series. What did your era of cartoons have?) Chuckie was raised by a single, also-awkward dad, and in several key episodes (and the 2000 movie Rugrats in Paris) they addressed his mother’s absence. She more than likely passed away from an illness, but it was never made explicit.

All kids have to deal with death at unfairly early points in their lives, but for many children in the late-’90s Rugrats was likely the first cartoon to talk to them pretty frankly about it. There is no magic or alien planet where the deceased are metaphorically “gone,” there’s no spell to try to bring them back. Rugrats was a cartoon grounded in a tangible reality not unlike our own through the point-of-view of children whose active imaginations haven’t been ruined by the pessimism of the world.

In the closing moments of the episode “Mother’s Day” where they confront Chuckie’s deceased mother full-on, there is a touching, heart-warming moment in the show where Chuckie realizes his mother isn’t truly gone but always with him “in all good things.” (He realizes this at the age of 2, he’ll have some pretty healthy emotional intelligence as an adult.)

It’s a sweet poem regardless of its cartoon-y origins, and felt it was appropriate for the departure of Christine Cavanaugh. Below is the poem, courtesy of Rugrats Wiki:

My sweet, little Chuckie, though I must leave you behind me

This poem will tell you where you always can find me.

When a gentle wind blows, that’s my hand on your face.

And when the tree gives you shade, that’s my sheltering embrace.

When the sun gives you freckles, that’s me tickeling my boy.

When the rain wets your hair, those are my tears of joy.

When the long grass enfolds you, that’s me holding you tight.

When the Whippoorwill sings, that’s me whispering, “Night, night.”

In 2001, Christine Cavanaugh retired from the industry to be with her family.

RIP, Christine Cavanaugh. You can read her obituary in The Los Angeles Times here.

This past Christmas I received the Batman: The Complete Series set on Blu-ray, just like I wanted! While I happily binge on holiday leftovers and ’60s campy pop art, I approach the fabled crossover of Batman and the Green Hornet in season two. As Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, who previously worked on The Green Hornet film several years ago, took over the headlines this Christmas due to The Interview, I was curious to know if The Green Hornet series was available on DVD. It would be nice to stack The Green Hornet series next to Batman on my shelf. Sadly, it isn’t.

But much to my delight, you can watch it on YouTube, courtesy of a user named BeentBestway.

Normally, whenever I see bloggers post about a show being uploaded for free in its entirety, I get pissed. This kind of stuff needs to remain a secret, like a cool underground club. We all want in, but you can’t talk about it and blow cover. Word of mouth reaches the rights holders and the party gets busted. But in the case of The Green Hornet, I don’t think we have anything to fear.

The closest thing to The Green Hornet on DVD, besides the 2011 Michel Gondry film, are bootlegs on Amazon and eBay. None of them are officially licensed, and their quality may be mediocre at best. Purchasing them doesn’t help put money in the pockets of William Dozier’s family, or ABC. So what’s the harm in YouTube where it can possibly live a better retirement in the cultural consciousness?

Not to mention BeentBestway uploaded some great quality episodes. He (or she?) uploaded these as far back as last summer, and I’m honestly kind of angry I didn’t find them sooner. While these episodes aren’t quite DVD quality (and no duh, they are dwarfed by the Batman Blu-ray), they have relatively great picture and sound. I’ve already watched a few episodes through a YouTube app on my 50-inch screen and it looked just fine. If anything, the roughness around the edges brings my millennial self a little closer to experiencing the pop spirit of the baby boomers.

The Green Hornet aired on the ABC Network from 1966 to 1967 and was the product of William Dozier and Greenway Productions, the powerhouses behind the iconic Batman series. As Batman became a hit, the network pursued another comic book television series and set their sights on the Green Hornet, who had been a staple in radio and movie serials. The show starred Van Williams and Bruce Lee, who you might have heard of. The Green Hornet was Lee’s introduction to American audiences, and Lee would of course become a film legend in his own right.

I suspect Bruce Lee’s status as an icon is why anyone remembers The Green Hornet in the first place. Although a popular character in early 20th century media, the Hornet and his stories barely survived over the decades and his place was etched in niche pop culture nostalgia. People at comic book conventions would remember The Green Hornet, but your classmates in high school and college wouldn’t. And I don’t blame them. It’s a little unfair to compare Green Hornet to Batman, but Batman has his stories and his ever-evolving mythology. You remember Batman’s moments and you remember Batman’s journeys. You remember Michael Keaton, Kevin Conroy, and Adam West. You remember Cesar Romero and Heath Ledger. You remember “The Dark Knight Returns” and “The Man Who Laughs” and the Arkham video game series. Beyond the premise and Bruce Lee’s casting, no one, not even I could tell you anything truly memorable about the Green Hornet. Except his crossover with, you guessed it, Batman.

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At the same time, it’s perhaps because Batman has been afforded the opportunities that the Hornet never had. And that bums me out. While nothing of the established The Green Hornet myth sticks, that doesn’t mean it has to be that way forever. The 2011 movie adaptation starring Seth Rogen and Jay Chou was great, but it bombed critically and commercially and did nothing to solidify the masked vigilantes as comic book icons. Furthermore, Seth Rogen had a sour experience during production and has no interest in pursuing a sequel, so for the time being The Green Hornet is a dead franchise.

After watching a few episodes of the classic series on YouTube, I can’t help but imagine what influence the Green Hornet and Kato could have on an audience who’s ready for their true return. Britt Reid is a more boring Bruce Wayne (and considering how boring Bruce Wayne himself is, that’s incredible), which is why I didn’t mind that he was played as a goof by Seth Rogen. Somewhere in that extreme lies a Britt Reid as a dashing fool, like a Jeff Winger; cool and slick, but also arrogant and a bit of an idiot.

Kato, meanwhile, is a damn-near career defining role. Bruce Lee had to fight prejudice in the 1960’s, so understandably he was dissatisfied playing a white dude’s chauffeur. It especially hurt that the producers were adamant that Van Williams was the star, even though Williams himself wanted more screen time for Bruce because he knew Bruce’s kung-fu were why anybody watched. They were leagues ahead of the “stunts” in Batman for sure.

Just look at how much Lee outshines everybody, even Batman.

We absolutely do not live in a post-racial society, but there has been enough change in social politics where the dude in all black driving the car is a far more interesting character and the guy people want to watch than the jerk wearing the necktie riding in the backseat. This is what the filmmakers of the 2011 film recognized, and for that the movie does get extra props from me. In a perfect world, Kato is the kind of role that elevates Asian-American actors and brings color to the pool of Hollywood leading men.

As I watch The Green Hornet, I can’t help but wonder what a true re-imagining of the series for modern audiences could be like. Not as a film, but perhaps as a television series. Superhero TV is in vogue again, and if they could match the tone of The Flash I think The Green Hornet could truly become something special in the 21st century. There are elements to like from The Green Hornet movie. I like Seth Rogen and his humor, but perhaps not all of it belongs in this hypothetical The Green Hornet series. The relationship and bromance between Rogen and Chou, however, is an absolute must. To recognize that while the name on the marquee says “The Green Hornet,” both men are an inseparable team, a true dynamic duo in ways that Batman and Robin never could be. While Batman and Robin have a surrogate father/son relationship, Green Hornet and Kato are two bros kicking ass. We had a little bit of that with the Arrow and The Flash crossover this past year. Now imagine that every week.

The Green Hornet television series was played straight and serious, at least compared to Batman. Now that Batman is known as the moody, grumpy guy who punches a lot, Green Hornet could be his smirking opposite. While Gotham is exhaustingly serious no matter how absurd it can be (a balloon criminal?), a Green Hornet series could be livelier, upbeat, and far more fun to watch. The Green Hornet remains pretty big in the nostalgia market, but as time moves on the people who remember it will dwindle in number (I have the same fear for Babylon 5 as well). But right now, there is room, and I hope someone who cares just as much as I do but with the resources to back it up can get things going.

Meanwhile, I’ll just be watching on YouTube and reading the comic books.

With Christmas Day upon us tomorrow, thus ends the season of earworms ad nauseum. Whether it’s the painfully monotonous beat of Paul McCartney or Bruce Springsteen practically dying live on stage, Christmas songs are either loathed or tolerated merely because it’s just that time of year. That weirdo you know who legitimately loves Christmas songs? Probably a serial killer.

But if you can’t wait one more day to kill the monotony, here is a selection of phenomenal alternatives or mainstream hits that do not nearly get the airplay they deserve because, for some reason, people really love hearing Bruce Springsteen struggle to breathe for five minutes.

“I Want An Alien For Christmas” by I Fight Dragons (Cover of Fountains of Wayne)

Fountains of Wayne made a modern classic with “I Want An Alien For Christmas,” with their signature pop alt-punk and cutesy humor everyone remembers from their biggest hit, “Stacy’s Mom.” But the 8-bit alt rock reimagining from THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME, I Fight Dragons, kicks the song ten notches up. The wonderfully nostalgic exchange between Linus and Charlie from the iconic Christmas special at the beginning masked with SNES beeps is just the pre-game to the absolute party that is the main song. I love you, I Fight Dragons. Never stop making music.

“Chiron Beta Prime” by Jonathan Coulton

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You can always count on Jonathan Coulton to provide something quirky and off the beaten path, so it’s not hard to see why he is so beloved by the dwellers of geek culture. “Chrion Beta Prime” is a hilariously dark but optimistic track perfect to throw in a holiday playlist and catch unsuspecting listeners off-guard.

“God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen/We Three Kings” by Barenaked Ladies and Sarah McLachlan

I told you I would be including mainstream hits that don’t get the airplay they probably deserve. And yet, I’m thankful they don’t; if they did they wouldn’t have that edge the other holiday staples don’t. Their rarity is what makes them special. When you do hear them in that grocery store line or airport, it’s a welcome relief from the tired old shit like Bruce Springsteen dying.

Furthermore, this song in particular remains phenomenal. The Barenaked Ladies’s entire holiday album is a treat, and you should expect nothing less from the greatest Canadian alt-rock band of the late ’90s*, but their duet with Sarah McLachlan on “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” is a twilight journey through a sub-zero winter. No pun intended, it’s just plain cool.

*Thank you, Britta. For once, you didn’t Britta something.

“A New York Christmas” by Rob Thomas

I apologize if my elitist NY/NJ dick is showing, but if you know what Christmas is like in the greatest city in the world you would be in love with this song too. I can’t tell you if it’s my nostalgia from spending the holidays with my family in Manhattan or the post-9/11 pride that this song was written in light of, but something about this song just gets the season in that beautiful city right. You’d be surprised to learn that it’s also barely played on the radio. The only thing that separates residents around my area from the subject is a 50-minute train ride, so what gives?

“All I Want For Christmas is You” by Michael Bublé (Cover of Mariah Carey)

Confession: No matter how ubiquitous it is, Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas is You” is a masterpiece. I fully admit that and I don’t care how much cred I lose with that statement. With that in mind, holy shit guys, you need to listen to Michael Bublé’s cover. I get that The Bubble Man is a polarizing figure in music, but if you don’t melt at the first few notes of his Mariah Carey cover, you aren’t human. How on Earth did he figure out how to turn the ultimate upbeat holiday pop song into a slow ballad? He’s magic, you guys.

“Just Another Christmas Song” by Stephen Colbert

Speaking of magic, if you weren’t tuned into the final episode of The Colbert Report, shame on you. Without hyperbole, this song is just god damn perfect. “Make it the heart of my retirement plannin’.” It’s comedy gold and we are a better generation for having had him apart of us.

“Noel” by Animaniacs

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We were blessed to have Stephen Colbert in our lives, but we are lesser for having lost the Animaniacs. The show is nearly twenty years old but the comedy hasn’t dulled, and you can spend a whole afternoon still busting your gut at the legitimate genius this show oozed. I believe the best cartoons are the ones that are aimed at kids but treat them neither as children or adults, but as people. Animaniacs did that in spades.

There was a whole holiday special that was released on home video that my sister and I grew up watching, but “Noel” was strangely not included — and it’s probably the best they ever did.

“Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays” by ‘N Sync

Shut up. SHUT UP. Okay. Look. Somewhere in my spirit, I am not a 22-year-old Asian man but a 15-year-old teenaged girl forever stuck in 1999. While I remain a die-hard Backstreet Boy and loathe ‘N Sync like a member of the Horde would loathe an Alliance scum, I willfully admit ‘N Sync made one hell of a holiday album. The whole CD is pretty damn good, and — remember, this is a big theme of this list — rarely played on the airwaves. This goofy video (with Gary Coleman?!) doesn’t do the song justice, it’s fun holiday pop tune that is as cheerful as “All I Want For Christmas is You” but far less earworm-y.

For the Horde. For the BACKSTREET!

“All I Want is You (This Christmas)” by ‘N Sync

IT’S A GREAT ALBUM, OKAY? What sells it for me? That god damn saxophone and fake elevator jazz aesthetic. I’m thankful this song isn’t played ad nauseum, or anything by ‘N Sync, really. One of the biggest-selling pop groups of the late ’90s, and their entire holiday catalog is left largely unforgotten. That’s okay though, because there’s more for us who know about it.

After joining and becoming a part of the Geekscape team this past Summer, I’ve had a wonderful year getting on my soapbox writing whatever I damn well pleased. It’s been a hell of a ride and I can’t wait to see what 2015 brings. Merry Christmas and happy holidays, Geekscape! From my family to yours.

Moby Dick is one of the greatest American novels I’m ashamed to say I barely remember. I was half-asleep that semester of sophomore English, and truth be told I was and still am a total idiot. At least now I have In the Heart of the Sea to look forward to!

Based on the book by Nathaniel Philbrick which in turn was based on the story that inspired Moby Dick and none of this is as convoluted as it sounds, In the Heart of the Sea is the newest biographical thriller (that’s a new one, thanks Wikipedia) from Oscar-winner Ron Howard. In the winter of 1820, the New England whaling ship the Essex was attacked by a big-ass whale. This event would later inspire Moby Dick, but In the Heart of the Sea follows the crew as they try to survive the aftermath. Shipwrecked, cold, hungry, and without wi-fi, they will be pushed to the limits and find out what it means to be human. Or something.

The film stars Chris Hemsworth, Benjamin Walker, Cillian Murphy, and Ben Whishaw as novelist Herman Melville, who if I had to guess might survive the ordeal.

The movie will be released in IMAX and theaters on March 13, 2015 from Warner Bros.

Saturday, December 13, roughly 1:30 PM. It’s a brisk December afternoon, the kind where the sun warms you but the cold air bites the skin. I’m sitting in the backseat of my friend’s SUV, his wife is sitting in the passenger seat. We drive past MetLife Stadium, and I tell them about seeing WrestleMania XXIX there last year.

Going to the convention, I didn’t know what to expect. Walker Stalker as far as I knew was a convention tour started by two dudes of The Walker Stalkers podcast. As a moderate fan of The Walking Dead, I was looking forward to being amongst other fans of the show and meeting a few of my favorite stars. I thought it would just be a fun way to spend the afternoon. I was looking forward to just kick back a few weeks before Christmas.

Yeah, no.

In hindsight I was an idiot. The Walking Dead is the highest-rated basic cable show today, and I live in a major metropolitan area. Did I actually expect to kick back and have a relaxing chat with Lauren Cohan about, like, Rutgers fat sandwiches? What the fuck was I thinking?

As the sole New Jersey/New York resident of Geekscape, it was practically my obligation to attend the first-ever Walker Stalker NYC/NJ convention at the Meadowlands Expo Center last weekend. I went in expecting a fun convention in the off-season. I came in to a live episode of The Walking Dead.

People are pouring out of the entrance. It’s a mess. On the far end there is a line wrapping around the edge of the sidewalk. On the other, another chaotic line wrapping itself on the ramp. In between, people are crowding around, standing and looking over each other’s shoulders. People are calling friends still parking blocks away. I sought someone who was a volunteer to ask where press registration was. Three words and my heart sank. “Inside the building.”

This was my view for thirty minutes.

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I don’t have a problem with waiting. I do the occasional midnight release, I wait in tons of lines at Comic-Con, and I once waited two hours under a burning San Diego sun to take an awful picture with Jessica Alba. But what I saw from others was frustration, demands for refunds, and the worst side of people trying to get in. Perhaps because I’m used to conventions running like poorly-oiled machines, but it was clear my fellow attendees were not as experienced. I felt sorry for the lone volunteer who had to man the door, who you can see in my tweet is the gentleman in the navy blue baseball hat and brown jacket. He had the unfortunate job of maintaining order. “Fire marshall just locked out the building,” he said. “I can’t let anyone in unless people come out.” Yeah, that won’t happen for a while. Minutes later, police were posted behind the doors.

It sounds worse than it actually was, but I stress that I’m an idiot and did not expect this kind of attendance density. No one was killing each other trying to get in, but when everyone is trying to get Norman Reedus’s autograph you can bet people will bring out the worst of themselves.

Soon enough, somehow, we were allowed in. I planned to bum-rush to media registration and waltz my way into the con.

It would be another half hour before that could happen.

Shoulder to shoulder like it was Vietnam, I become uncomfortably comfortable with fellow New Yorkers and New Jersiyans sweating through my jacket, feeling the body heat of cosplayers, families, and hormonal teenagers. The media registration booth was empty, only a volunteer there and no one else registering. I was twenty feet and 500 people away. Welcome to hell. Fate, you cruel bastard.

I looked behind me, through the heads and shoulders to the entrance. Hordes of people were in front waiting to get in and being stopped by security. It was then that it hit me: This was an episode of The Walking Dead. I skipped that day in junior high English, but does this qualify as irony?

The Walker Stalker conventions are pretty akin to Wizard World, right down to the relentless touring, but their laser focus is on the AMC television show and tangentially related interests. Like Wizard World, the attraction here are the stars, and Walker Stalker had them in spades; almost all of the actors who play or have played a crucial part in the show were in attendance signing autographs and doing photo-ops. Noticeably absent were Andrew Lincoln (Rick Grimes) and Danai Gurira (Michonne). I stood in line only for Lauren Cohan, the English actress from Surrey who plays southern belle Maggie and was now signing autographs off Exit 16. (Just did some quick research, apparently she was born in Cherry Hill. Huh.)

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When I finally got in, winter coat draped over my arm, I began to see shades of what I expected before becoming an involuntary extra on the show: a medium-sized fan convention. The usual stuff was there, like the toy vendors, custom t-shirts, overpriced hot dogs, and long lines to meet the stars. But the flavor here was different, and even now I fail to accurately capture it. This wasn’t Comic-Con for sure — this is a dwarf to the giant that is Comic-Con. It was something else.

There was a noticeable absence of anything related to the comics. Outside of a few vendors selling issues and trade paperbacks, it is clear that the television show has dwarfed anything Robert Kirkman originally penned (and still continues to). I reiterate that I’m not a major fan of the franchise in any way, be it the comic book or TV show, and so perhaps I failed to recognize any comics-original cosplayers (in my defense, due to the seasonal weather any sort of cosplayer was easy to spot and the vast majority were TV-inspired). I say this not to mourn the diminishing value of comic books in pop culture, rather I see it from an almost anthropological perspective. It’s utterly fascinating.

The true legacy from the monster success of The Walking Dead television series will be its masterful marriage of two seemingly disparate communities: horror fans and survival enthusiasts. The pop lore of the zombie monster started by George Romero nets all the horror fanatics, while the apocalyptic premise promises a nihilistic wonderland for those who feel typing on a laptop before bed is too boring. These communities were never that far apart; it wouldn’t be uncommon to encounter an outdoorsman with a taste for the macabre, or a horror fanatic who likes to be close to nature. Chris Jericho talked in his second memoir about Eli Roth’s creepy home on the outskirts of a woodland area. Yet, The Walking Dead has managed to make these communities more than just friends. In the middle of Walker Stalker con, I’ve noticed just how much they have become lovers.

As far as the convention experience itself, it is about what you would expect for a niche fandom in the off-season. No, this isn’t Comic-Con, and I reiterate as only a moderate fan of anything Walking Dead that I’m kind of bummed the comic series that started everything is only passively remembered. Instead, space is devoted to autograph booths for maybe the two dozen actors who played a zombie for an hour.

Panels are a waste. There is only one big space for the entire convention, and there are no separate rooms or anything. Panels took place on the main stage, which was roped off with approximately two or three hundred folding chairs for attendees. There is so much noise happening at once, even with the microphones and loudspeakers it was extremely difficult to make out anything anyone was saying. Having experienced something like this at Florida Supercon this past summer, I didn’t even bother. It was a great-looking stage, however.

Lines for autographs were long, but if they were what you wanted they were manageable. Norman Reedus had the biggest line of the entire convention, which legitimately shocks me considering how many Wizard World shows he goes to. Prices were high, but not unfamiliar if you attend conventions. I paid $60 for Lauren Cohan’s autograph (and it’s personalized), but it would be another $60 for a photo op and I wasn’t allowed to take any cell phone photos with her. Policies change from guest to guest, all depending on their manager. Some of the bigger marquee guests, for example Manu Bennett (The HobbitArrow) had management that wouldn’t allow it, but you totally could with Jon Beranthal (Shane) or the dudes from Comic Book Men. Again, if you attend conventions on even a semi-regular business you know what to expect. I didn’t bother with photo-ops, I kind of wanted to eat that weekend.

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Overall, if you really love The Walking Dead attending Walker Stalker isn’t a bad way to spend a weekend if they pass by your city. I wouldn’t kill to go, but if it happens to be in town and nothing else is going on, it’s a cool thing to check out. The convention organizers probably still don’t know what kind of a beast of an event they have, and so their choosing of medium-sized buildings for a growing convention may cause some crowding problems like I experienced in the near future. But if you can stand that, it’s a fun time. Besides, I said if you really love The Walking Dead chances are you don’t care and actually want to pay an obscene amount for your favorite characters’ autograph anyway. So treat yourself.

December 13th, roughly 6:30 PM. My friends and I regroup and our feet hurt. This isn’t the most time I’ve spent at a convention nor the worst, but I had enough of zombies and people who would wish the apocalypse would occur just to kill a few. Some of the speciality food vendors like the empanadas restocked maybe an hour ago and are officially sold out. And here I am standing, ready to buy a dozen. My friends take one last look through the artist’s alley — by that I mean like three booths — before we call it quits for the night. We would spend the rest of the day drinking at their place, playing giant Jenga (that they made themselves from Home Depot wood) and watching WWE NXT on the WWE Network.

Pro tip: Go with friends.

Check out the gallery below for more of Walker Stalker NYC/NJ 2014!

This week film journalism arguably became (one of, let’s not get carried away) the most important subject in the national conversation. It has been a hell of a week, from the surreal to the maddening, and it’s hard to look at any movie news without getting a bit frustrated at the state of affairs. But Deadline just reported something that has made my heart sing: Justin Lin, currently directing True Detective season two but renowned for every Fast & Furious film since Tokyo Drift will helm  Star Trek 3.

Almost everything about this is awesome.

From Deadline:

He is available because he was going to direct the sequel to The Bourne Legacy spinoff with Jeremy Renner, but that film got postponed when Matt Damon and Paul Greengrass agreed to do another installment of The Bourne Identity, which Universal wants to come first. Lin was courted to return to the Fast & Furious franchise to do a multi-part finale, but I am not sure whether that will be in the cards in light of the Star Trek job. Orci remains a producer on the Star Trek film.

Where do I begin with my excitement? I love the Fast & Furious movies. It’s a wildly misunderstood series, mistaken for something to leave on the TV while you do yard work or chores. But it’s not! It is, without pretense, the most fun and ever-changing blockbuster franchise that warps your perception of what these films are all about with each installment. The action pieces are brilliantly put-together, and the central characters ooze charm. You want to be invited to their barbecues.

But what of Lin? Thought to be a dying series after 2 Fast 2 Furious, Lin transformed the Fast movies starting with Tokyo Drift, also a totally misunderstood movie. It comes off as the most direct-to-DVD of the entire franchise, but it’s a wonderful film and a door to a whole other world that exists in the crazy Fast universe. Had Lin stopped at Tokyo Drift his selection to direct Star Trek 3 would still be in question, even I would admit. But it was the crazy-awesome Fast Five and Fast & Furious 6 that legitimizes Lin as the guy to do Star Trek 3. Next to The Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy, both Fast Five and Fast & Furious 6 are expert demonstrations on ensemble action blockbusters. How do you make a compelling action movie with a wide cast of characters? If you’re an aspiring creative, take notes and watch the last two Fast movies. How Lin managed to make goofs driving willy-nilly compelling and visceral is outstanding.

Lastly, on the subject of ethnicity. It’s incredible, at least to me, that the Fast series, one of Hollywood’s leading franchises, has largely been directed by people of color. Roberto Orci is Latino, but without a proven track record as director it was hard to get excited for him as a creative. Lin, one of the top contenders of blockbuster filmmaking, has without a doubt proved he can do a film as massive as Star Trek, and his choosing honors Star Trek and sci-fi in general from their own lessons in progressive social politics. On that note, I urge you to watch Justin Lin’s Better Luck Tomorrow, an excellent film that can kickstart any conversation about Asian-Americans and the bullshit “model minority.”

Even if that’s not your jive, come on, the dude who made the best episode of Community is now doing Star Trek. Get hyped.

When the Sony hack attacks by North Korea evolved from a surreal, schadenfreude-filled incident to a watershed moment where the effects on the American psyche, speech, and capitalist practices will be measured in the years to come, my laptop gave me the middle finger and stopped working. It was like, totally the best time for me to not write.

Now that I have ol’ trusty back from Apple, I have some catching up to do. I’ll be writing about the coming hangover concerning this attack and what I personally believe may be the start of the world’s first Cyber War, but for now I can’t help but dwell on some actual movie business news coming from the Sony leaks. Thankfully this has nothing to do with insulting a celebrity.

According to Comic Book Resources, Marvel and Sony have reached or are inches away from finalizing a deal concerning New York’s friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Should they happen with these proposed plans, Spider-Man will be absorbed into the Marvel universe with a stand-alone movie with Drew Goddard (The Cabin in the Woods) eyed to direct. Spider-Man will then be involved fully with Captain America: Civil War and The Avengers: Infinity War — Part 1.

This news differs from earlier reports that Sony and Marvel were merely talking about getting Spider-Man involved with the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Now, somehow it seems more and more like a possibility.

Here’s how it will go down. If the deal is reached — and this is an if — Sony will co-finance 25% of Captain America: Civil War. Marvel will then pony up 25% for the next solo Spider-Man film, and Sony will be allowed to use two (2!) Marvel Studios characters and continue the events of Civil War. From there, Spider-Man will appear in Infnity War — Part 1 in 2018 and a second solo film (would this be the fourth solo film in total?) in 2019.

From Comic Book Resources:

Sony asked for approval over the costume, script (but only the parts specifically involving Spider-Man), and casting, with said actor required to sign a three-picture deal or more. The way this part of the document is worded makes it sound very much like a collaboration rather than one studio having more control than the other. They do however point out that Kevin Feige must serve as a producer, and if for some reason he leaves Marvel, they would be allowed to select his replacement. They also want Avi Arad and Matt Tolmach to be given executive producer credits, and state that it would be pre-agreed that Drew Goddard both writes and directs the first movie.

There are some caveats too. Namely, if any Marvel movies using Spider-Man fail to make their projected release date, Sony would be paid a whopping $100 million and the deal terminated. That’s kind of harsh.

On the business side of things, if any of the Marvel movies Spider-Man is included in misses their release date, Sony would be paid damages of $100 million, and the deal would be terminated. Sony have only three years and nine months to start pre-production before the rights revert, and Captain America: Civil War would reset the clock on this period. Sony also asked for Marvel’s help in ensuring that the “D Machine” would have to be accessible for Spider-Man’s solo movies in regards to their TV channels, radio networks, theme parks, and more. The deal would be announced at a press event by both studios on a mutually agreed upon date.

I wish I could get away with calling more directors “__ Machine.” Quentin Tarantino the Q Machine. Spike Lee the S Machine. Jonathan London the J Machine. They all sound like bad ’70s villains. (Sorry, Jonathan!)

Comic Book Resources makes it clear this stuff comes from internal documents and appears to be more of a gameplan from Sony than any actual final deal. We of Geekscape reiterate that none of this is finalized or confirmed. Considering the level of international urgency Sony have found themselves in I doubt they’re thinking much about a teenaged superhero in red and blue spandex anyway.

What if Kim Jong-Un actually doesn’t care about The Interview and hacked Sony just to pressure them so Spider-Man can join The Avengers? I would, as kids today put it, can’t even.

Golden Globe-nominated actor Richard Hatch is a legend among sci-fi fans. He is cemented in the hearts and minds of two generations with his starring role as the heroic Apollo in the original Battlestar Galactica and the radical Tom Zarek in the critically-acclaimed reboot series. Now, Hatch continues his legacy in totally new territory.

The intersection of video games and film is rocky. They just can’t get along. I await the day to read the inevitable book about Hollywood’s ineptitude in turning the epic worlds and frantic action of video games into rich cinema. Yet, ever since Mortal Kombat: Legacy, I’ve begun to suspect it is in the online video culture and community where the people who actually care about video games can work in all stages of production, from pre to post. I enjoyed Mortal Kombat: Legacy and have been looking forward to seeing how the mediums — video games and online filmmaking — evolve together.

Edge of Reality’s third-person shooter Loadout, available on Steam and just released for the PlayStation 4, is the latest game to receive the web video treatment. Directed by Vincent Talenti and produced by Wayside Creations (the studio behind Fallout: Red Star), the short is set to premiere on Machinima Prime and just might further the venn diagram of film and video games in the way I hoped.

At the center of that hope? Apollo/Tom Zarek himself, Richard Hatch.

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Obviously you are no stranger to the sci-fi genre, but what expectations did you have going into Loadout? Was there anything you were surprised by when the cameras started rolling?

Richard: The way the industry is going today, a lot of new business models and new ways of creating projects and distributing them and so on, and these days they’re finding new ways of going directly to the audience. Even Blood & Chrome played first online as opposed to TV. So, I didn’t know quite what to expect because I didn’t know Machinima, I didn’t really know Wayside Productions. But I loved the script. I loved the story. I loved the character. I loved the fact it’s something that really has been missing in the sci-fi genre for quite some time. Nothing out there is kind of on the level of a really fun sci-fi show like Firefly. And, [the script] had that wonderful dialogue, wonderful chemistry, and so I already knew somebody was talented. Someone had written a really, really creative, fun script. I love the character Gaz.

So, yeah, I showed up. And then I discovered, among other wonderful things, a really professional crew, a director that really knew what he was doing, knew how to communicate with everybody, and something that I would call a really laid back set. And just the way they filmed the whole thing, I was very impressed how it was laid out logistically. We weren’t [like so many productions] way over time, people didn’t know what they were doing or confused. Everybody knew what they were doing. It was a professionally run production and I got to be a part of a really, really talented cast and crew. We had a lot of fun shooting. I wasn’t sure quite what to expect.

What can you tell me about Captain Gaz? How different is he from your other roles, like Apollo or Tom Zarek?

Richard: Apollo was really that straight-forward guy that would watch your back. The kind of guy that holds down the fort, that’s always gonna step into the fray and save the day. He was kind of a true blue hero, you know? Straightforward, honest, has integrity. And the kind of guy that women can’t handle. [laughs]

And Tom Zarek, of course, the wounded idealist who ultimately realized he couldn’t get anywhere playing by fair rules. And yet he wanted to make a positive difference. So he liked to play the chess game, he was very smart and cage-y. But it was all for good purpose. He was never trying to destroy or take away the good things. He wanted to fight for what he thought was getting lost once again, which in this case was democracy in a kind of post-9/11 circumstance. Democracy can’t be pushed to the side. So he was a pretty intense guy, you know?

And I think the difference with Gaz, is really, for me, it’s not like playing jokes trying to be funny. It’s quirky characters being real and believable that creates very funny circumstances. It’s very much like Galaxy Quest, where the characters play them straight and yet each of those characters were so quirky and funny that just seeing who they were lent itself to a lot of comedy. And Gaz is an over-the-top captain who tries to hold this quirky, crazy crew together and outsmart all the big bad guys with bigger ships, more money, more guns, who try to take away their commerce. Because they’re trying to deliver. It’s their only way of surviving with this broken down ship. And Gaz has this misogynistic, love-hate relationship with his ship. He yells at it, he screams at it, he cajoles it, he makes love to it, it’s the number-one most important relationship in his life. And he would never give up this broken down ship for anything no matter how new and shiny somebody might present a new ship to him.

But, like I said, he can be volatile, but at the same time, maybe a little bit like James Cameron, he’s always trying to keep everything together to keep everybody moving forward. Because he knows that the commodities they’re carrying means they can live another day.

Kind of like Firefly.

Richard: Yeah! And I loved this character. He’s hilarious, but he’s honest, he has a lot integrity, he’s a bad ass with a gun, but at the same time he has to manage these wild, crazy, smart, brilliant nerd characters, each one with a unique skill and talent and trying to keep them all on the straight track and get through the day. He’ll do whatever he’s gotta do.

Loadout distinguishes it from other games by purposefully being like a Saturday morning cartoon, but for adults. It’s like a Looney Tunes from hell. The short film, Going in Hot, will it match that tone?

Richard: You know something? I think it will. It’s a very, very, I think well-put together pilot. They accomplished so much in so little time you see [the characters]. They’re trying to get in to deliver a load and they’re getting fired upon, everybody is trying to take them down, all the big bad corporate guys with the bigger ships are trying to stop them, and you know something? Nothing stops these guys. It’s the little guy against the big guy. It’s like, “Frak all of you, we’re going in hot, we’re gonna make it, we’re gonna do it, I don’t give a shit what you think.” And they keep finding a way to do it! So it’s really, really fun.

According to the filmmakers, Loadout: Going in Hot aims to present via cinema key gameplay elements. How difficult was it bringing those video game elements to life, and have you played the game?

Richard: I have not played the game, but I am going to play for the first time next Tuesday. And, you know, I’m gonna go in and kinda get a chance to see what the game is all about. But I like the fact that I didn’t play the game. Because I got the script, got the character breakdown, and a live-action version of a game, you’re gonna take that character and you’re gonna flesh it out. It’s going to expand, it’s not just going to stay frozen in time. Because a live-action flesh and blood character is going to be more dimensional. So our job as an actor, collaborating with the writer and director, is to flesh out and breathe life into these characters, and I like the fact that I was able to do that coldly from the script and the character breakdown and all the elements that were written in the script. And it will be interesting to go play the game and see what the differences are.

But I think there’s always going to be some differences, and hopefully you’re going to bring more exciting elements into the live-action version. And maybe the live-action version hopefully influences further renditions of the game. I think the two are starting to affect one another.

You have a huge audience from your time in Battlestar Galactica, but — and forgive me for this, I’m asking for my mom — do you meet anyone who recognizes you from Dynasty?

Richard: Not very often. [laughs] I think they’re all dead.

My mom is still around and is a huge fan!

Richard: I’m kidding, I’m kidding. It’s just, it’s been so long ago, it almost feels like another life.

What has been the most exciting thing doing Loadout? What can we look forward to whether we’re fans of the game or haven’t even heard of it?

Richard: I think what’s exciting is, instead of having a successful movie or television show and throwing out a half-assed game, here you have a successful game that people love, and here they’re doing a live-action version which is the reverse of what they used to. And I like that. It means we can take elements of the game that are so successful and can translate them into a live-action, living, breathing production where we can expand upon the characters and the situations. We can bring more comedy. More intensity. More excitement into that world. And remember, when you create a world, it kind of gives people a backstory. They get emotionally connected to the characters, and to the situations. And when they play the game, They already have that back story in their imagination. They’re already in a more self-immersive relationship with the game. And it will make the game so much more fun to play and going back and fourth between the game and the live-action version.

I think the two will really support each other. It’s what they tried to do with Defiance but unfortunately they tried to do something with a story they hadn’t succeeded at yet and then they threw out a game at the same time. I think they were trying to do too much. Here, you already have a game that was kind of been out there, fans know it, they’ve played it, so that’s already secured.

As someone who has been working in sci-fi films and TV for many years, did you ever see video games reaching this kind of mainstream appeal and reaching to the cinematic medium?

Richard: I think it has always been going in this direction, from the time  I did Battlestar, we had real computers on our bridge in the original and we were already playing games during lunch.

Nice!

Richard: We were already starting to enter that world. And then it was only a matter of time before the technology and the sophistication of where it’s going that you can really bring all these elements together. I think what they realized is [in the past] that you can have the most sophisticated game technology but wrap around it a story. Just some story to tie everything together. Now, games can have really great stories and you can actually have a story and build that game so that the story and the game really become self-immersive and people really relate to the characters and the relationships and the chemistry of it all, and they’re able to enter a world and be a part of it. It’s a very exciting time.

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I don’t mean to dwell on Battlestar Galactica, but you were nominated for a Golden Globe in your portrayal of Apollo, you campaigned for years to get a revival done, and then you build a new audience in Tom Zarek. Years removed from the show, what do you fondly look back on? When you think Battlestar, what memory puts a smile on your face?

Richard: You know something? First of all, obviously the first time I ever met Lorne Greene on the first day walking on the set of the original Battlestar, watching film crews from all over the world never having any clue how big this project really was, the most expensive TV show in history at that time. And the next most powerful moment, after I met Lorne Greene and realized he was a real human being and he was going to play my father and from that moment that I met him, I realized I was home free. Because we had an instant relationship. That was a very powerful moment, to meet someone I grew up with on Bonanza. Never thought in a million years I thought he’d be playing my father on a TV show.

And the second most powerful moment, as Tom Zarek, was coming on the set on the first episode, after thirty-five years walking on a Battlestar Galactica set, with Ron Moore showing me around the landing bay, all these big ships, and meeting the cast. And sitting at the table across, was Edward Olmos. It was kind of a deja vu, coming back after thirty-five years and being in the Battlestar universe again. It was truly the most emotional days I’ve ever had.

Do you have anything coming up your fans can look forward to in the future? Anything to keep the Tom Zarek fanatics happy?

Richard: [laughs] Yeah! I’m starring in a steampunk film with Malcolm McDowell called Cowboys & Engines, which is going to premiere at the Landmark Theatre, in West Pico in Los Angeles. I’m directing a movie called With Arms, about a Vietnam vet who walks away from the war, and one of the big things I’m doing is a groundbreaking Star Trek indie film with one of the most talented actors and crew I’ve ever seen. It’s gonna be on the scale of a studio film, never before attempted, called Axanar. You can go online and check out the 20-minute Prelude to Axanar, where I play General Karn, and it is the battle between the Klingons and the humans and the rest of the Star Trek federation universe. It’s exploring a time frame that has never been explored in Star Trek canon. And, honestly, the production value is epic, the visual aspects are epic, and the director to me is a young Ridley Scott. We’ve already rented studios and they’re going to be building sets. We start filming the actual movie probably starting around March.

See Richard Hatch now in the brand-new short film Loadout: Going in Hot, based on the third-person shooter Loadout from Edge of Reality. The Star Trek fanfilm Prelude to Axanar can be found here.

You can keep up with Richard Hatch by liking him on Facebook. Also be sure to listen to him on this week’s Geekscape podcast!

We were so, so close.

According to the Wall Street Journal, the recent hacker attacks against Sony (speculatively as a protest for The Interview, I think it’s protesting Annie) revealed emails exchanged between the higher-ups of Sony and Marvel Studios about possibly joining together to create a new Spider-Man trilogy. This plan also would have involved Spider-Man taking part in Captain America: Civil War.

Based on the conversations, Sony would have maintained “creative control” along with marketing and distribution, while Marvel Studios would bear the burden of producing all three new movies. We have an obsession with trilogies in these things. Obviously, these plans fell through.

From WSJ:

The e-mails reveal extensive discussions between executives at Sony and Marvel owner Walt Disney, all the way up to their respective chief executives Kaz Hirai and Robert Iger.

 

In an Oct. 30 e-mail, Sony Pictures president Doug Belgrad tells Ms. Pascal about a potential scenario that would see Marvel produce a new trilogy of Spider-Man movies while Sony retains “creative control, marketing and distribution.”

 

In a separate e-mail, Ms. Pascal tells a business partner that Marvel wanted to include Spider-Man in its planned third “Captain America” movie.

Equally as interesting, Sony hasn’t given up on Spider-Man, nor have they given up revamping their property. Instead of just going ahead with The Amazing Spider-Man 3, they seem to be taking the New York webslinger in a totally different (but not far-out) direction: Putting Spider-Man into the realm of action comedy.

From WSJ:

As of late November, executives were planning a “Spidey summit” for January to discuss future plans.  Among projects in development are an animated Spider-Man comedy that would be produced by Chris Miller and Phil Lord, the team behind “22 Jump Street” and “The Lego Movie,” as well as previously disclosed Spider-Man spin-offs focused on villain team Sinister Six, super-foe Venom, and women from the webslinger’s life.

So from Sony, we may get a cartoon Spider-Man film meant for laughs, and then a (presumably) a dark summer action film involving a ton of villains. Um, OK.

The part where Spider-Man was almost in Captain America: Civil War intrigues me the most, because of exactly what you think. Civil War. Spider-Man was the red dot in the crosshairs of that Marvel event, and to have Spider-Man be a part of it in the film would be one step closer to making the film faithful to that series. In some ways I’m happy the film is diverting (as far as we know) from that series, but it’s the roads less traveled that always seem appealing.

Regardless of Civil War, I’m still mad Sony and Marvel couldn’t get together. In high school and college there were friends you wanted to set up with other friends because you think they would be a cute couple. I’m not ready to give up on these two singles-ready-to-mingle yet.

As you may have already heard, former WWE Superstar and disgruntled professional CM Punk will be joining the UFC in his debut match in 2015. While CM Punk isn’t the first professional wrestler to step inside the octagon, his history and personality are unlike anything the world of MMA has seen. He made this announcement last night at UFC 181.

After the announcement, Jason David Frank threw his name into the possible list of candidates. The internet has been abuzz over the possibility of seeing Frank — an iconic TV superhero from their childhood turned MMA fighter and Comic-Con staple — fight CM Punk, pro wrestling revolutionary who walked away from an illustrious career.

I tried to avoid writing about this story because of the absurdity and, let’s be honest, complete unlikeliness to occur, but something I read on Fox Sports completely changed my tune.

From Fox Sports:

UFC president Dana White stated on Saturday night that Brooks’ first fight will come against someone with equal footing in the fight game, most likely a fighter with one or two professional fights on their record.

Could CM Punk actually fight Jason David Frank in the UFC?

Let’s back up.

Who is Jason David Frank?

Jason David Frank practiced martial arts since childhood, and at 18 he used those talents to star in TV’s Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers on the FOX Kids network. He was the central character to the defining five-part episode, “Green With Evil” that introduced the evil Green Ranger, which I think alone cemented Power Rangers as the ’90s icon as it is fondly remembered today.

He had his own unique costume. He had his own unique weapon. He had his own unique giant robot. He had his own unique theme song. Twice.

Kids loved Power Rangers because of Tommy, and it was because of Tommy they loved Power Rangers. It was a feedback phenomenon that fueled each other to become the great merchandise machine of the early ’90s. But at the cusp of that success in season two, the Tommy character was to be written off. Jason David Frank was set to star in a brand-new series from Saban Entertainment, tentatively titled Cybertron. An adaptation of the Japanese series Metalder, the show was primed for Frank to star as a solo act. It was also to star in a minor role, I’m not kidding, Jamie Kennedy.

This is noteworthy because this was 1994, and not 2014 when you can influence consumer products with a single hashtag. In 1994, parents called in by the truckload, by the sheer thousands on behalf of their kids to keep Tommy on the show. The plans were quickly changed, with Tommy later becoming the equally iconic White Ranger and actor Brad Hawkins taking over Jason David Frank’s departed role. (Cybertron would later be retooled as VR Troopers, which at this time you can watch in its entirety on Netflix.) Frank did a total of five and a half seasons of Power Rangers, plus two Hollywood movies and two direct-to-video instructional karate videos that all kids had, all under the Power Rangers banner.

For a generation, he was a superhero.

In later years, Jason David Frank started his own chain of martial arts schools, Rising Sun Karate, across the country. In 2003, he was inducted into the World Karate Union Hall of Fame. By 2010, Frank would go on to a buzzworthy MMA career, with an undefeated amateur record at 4-0 and a professional record of 1-0. That is impressive, considering MMA did not become both the refined sport and phenomenon it is now until well into the mid-’00s. But after 2011, Frank was comfortable traveling to comic book conventions, selling off his name to 8×10’s, DVDs, and whatever new anniversary-edition toys Bandai releases. That’s not a knock on him: His age caught up with him, and if he can still maintain an undefeated record but still make a comfortable living selling his image, that’s not a bad business plan. Also, I know he’s well off because one look at his very active social media will tell you that.

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Currently, Jason David Frank continues to operate his martial arts schools, has a YouTube reality series My Morphin’ Life (yes, really), and travels frequently visiting fans at conventions. He’s a mainstay at the Wizard World convention circuit, where he once met the man named CM Punk.

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CM Punk and Jason David Frank in 2012.

Who is CM Punk?

CM Punk, real name Phil Brooks, is a former professional wrestler who started in the backyards of Chicago to headlining sold-out arenas worldwide. He gained notoriety and crossover appeal — the first for pro wrestling since the days of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin — for letting his true feelings known about his employers on a crazy Monday night in June 2011. Disgruntled about his place in the hierarchy, CM Punk took a live microphone and unleashed a barrage of harsh words, “a lifetime’s worth of frustration” to a live audience in Las Vegas.

He would later hold the WWE Championship for an unprecedented 434 days. I was there for night one in Madison Square Garden.

For one moment, CM Punk defined a wrestling generation.

For a generation, CM Punk started a revolution.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ms0DFxpptk

For the less-familiar it might come off like a guy who is just sour he wasn’t the star he thought he was, but longtime fans know how deserving CM Punk was at that time. He was legitimately the people’s choice, and the WWE refused to let that happen until Punk began to speak. Years removed and you will find people’s opinions change. Such is the inevitability of these things. The WWE-produced 2012 documentary, CM Punk: Best in the World, is required viewing (it’s pretty great) and will give you a complete understanding of who CM Punk is and was.

But just know: For a generation, Punk was a revolution.

In January 2014, CM Punk left the WWE without warning. He opened up his feelings about this in a much-talked about recently episode of Colt Cabana’s (also a friend and former WWE Superstar) Art of Wrestling podcast.

https://soundcloud.com/coltcabana/aow-226-cm-punk

Since leaving the WWE and the pro wrestling industry, CM Punk married, worked with Chris Hardwick’s The Nerdist, and is set to make his Marvel Comics writing debut with Thor Annual #1 early next year. Fans noted how happy and cheerful he was in these environments compared to the grouch he was during his time in the WWE.

And yes, CM Punk does have legitimate fight training. He is close friends with the Gracie family, the name in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. He trained with them on and off during his wrestling career, and almost non-stop since he retired. Has he ever fought an MMA-sanctioned match? No. But I wouldn’t underestimate him either.

After making a second appearance on Colt Cabana’s Art of Wrestling, any potential of CM Punk returning to the WWE went from slim to now near impossible. And if you were to ask him, CM Punk probably wouldn’t mind. This past Sunday night, CM Punk showed up at UFC 181 to make his announcement.

Will CM Punk vs. Jason David Frank happen?

Nah.

Probably not.

For the last year and a half, Jason David Frank has egged CM Punk into fighting under MMA rules ever since some fans decided to make that dumb connection at Wizard World.

We are at a point, culturally, where worlds colliding happen more than ever by absurd circumstances. I remember in the early ’00s distinctly how much people blew up when Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Madonna performed at the MTV VMAs. Not that that was a pinnacle moment in our pop culture, but in the last decade we have gotten used to seeing strange bedfellows.

Jay and Silent Bob attended Degrassi. Freddy fought Jason. James Bond escorted the Queen to the Olympics. The fucking Avengers. The professional wrestling world above all, even more than comic book fans, should be used to these things. From the Invasion storyline of 2001 (where WCW and ECW wrestlers waged war with then-WWF stars, to mediocre results) to the Big Show fighting Floyd Mayweather Jr., it is now just kind of a thing to happen. People attending comic book conventions are used to fighting games which almost always feature a crossover character, so of course someone would bring up Jason David Frank fighting CM Punk like as if life was a video game. It’s not, but don’t tell them that.

Jason David Frank has milked the buzz for as long as he could. You could say it’s Jason David Frank trying raise his own stock — and again, I wouldn’t fault him for it, if I were him I totally, 100% would. He’s done everything from posting photoshops made by fans to creating his own ripoff t-shirts.

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Weirdly, Frank’s efforts may have paid off. After reminding his 600,000+ Facebook followers, 98,000+ Instagram followers and however many watch his YouTube show about his desire to fight Punk for over a year and a half, it hit a fever pitch starting last night when Punk announced his intentions to step into the UFC octagon. As of now, social media is buzzing about the potential (I say that word cautiously) bout. People are actually picking up on the story now.

But will it ever be a story?

CM Punk, since meeting Frank at Wizard World, has largely ignored Frank’s taps on his shoulders. Beyond the Wizard World comment of “Yeah, sure, why not?” when asked if he’d fight Frank, there has been nothing but silence. No acknowledgement, no reference, no funny tweets. Speculatively, CM Punk simply does not see Jason David Frank as a legitimate competitor. Is it age? Is it Power Rangers? Is it fight experience?

The whole of UFC is eyeing CM Punk, thinking he isn’t one either. Once again, MMA has a wrassler who thinks he can fight. While Brock Lesnar bore the brunt of the “wrestlers can’t fight” paradigm and nearly shifted that whole by himself, there are still a lot of doubters against Punk. Many believe that he never earned his UFC slot, no matter how big his profile. But since the impossible has happened, he now needs a competitor on his level. And, despite odds, I don’t think Jason David Frank is that guy.

Jason David Frank’s MMA background more than qualifies him for a UFC debut alongside CM Punk, and decades of martial arts experience to prove otherwise, but people simply can’t get over the Power Rangers thing. Power Rangers occupies such a weird fucking place in our culture that the mere mention of it can spook people silly. I recall speaking to several Power Rangers actors at Power MorphiCon this year, and they told me about their struggle of finding work after the show when casting directors see it listed on their resume. Jason David Frank milks his Power Rangers past to financial benefit, but it may have killed his chances at earning legitimacy in the world of combat sports.

It’s unfair, for him and maybe for many of his fans, but I do not believe the UFC would like the absurdity of a TV actor fighting a wrestler in their arena. No matter their legitimate fight experience, Dana White isn’t the kind of guy to bill a fight purely for the LOLs. It sounds harsh, and as a fan of pro wrestling, martial arts, and yes, Power Rangers, I also know that Dana White is not a circus promoter.

So nah. It probably won’t happen.

I eagerly look forward to CM Punk’s first UFC fight next year and seeing Jason David Frank at Comic-Con.

Consider this proof that even if Hollywood decides to launch their own franchise based on something outside of it, that is no reason the originators can still do their own thing. F*ck everyone else.

HeroTaku has reported that Toho — the original studio behind the 1954 classic Gojira — will produce their own Godzilla film, bouncing off the success of this year’s Godzilla from Legendary Pictures.

Earlier this year at G-Fest false rumors began to spread about Toho would be working on reviving Godzilla for Japanese audiences… Now, as of today this rumor is a reality since Toho expects to release a new Godzilla film in 2016. This will be Toho’s first Godzilla in 12 years, since the 50th Anniversary when they released Godzilla Final Wars. The reason behind Toho’s new Godzilla is none other than due to the success of Legendary Pictures’ Godzilla, and heightened fan support! Legendary Pictures’ Godzilla directed by Gareth Edwards has proved to be an amazing success opening in 63 countries and earning over $470 million worldwide.

HeroTaku goes on to say that Toho is assembling the staff now and shooting is projected to go from summer to fall in 2015.

This is kind of amazing. Gareth Edwards’ Godzilla was pretty phenomenal in its own right, but in the current movie climate there’s an unwritten rule (I’m assuming, I’m sure there are lawyers who like to get in the way of these things) that a Hollywood franchise from something pretty not Hollywood is suspended when the Hollywood franchise still has legs. That Toho found some way to continue doing their own Godzilla concurrently with the Hollywood series is awesome.

But not unprecedented. The infamous 1998 Godzilla was the Hollywood product that ran in the midst of Toho’s Godzilla series, with Godzilla 2000 coming after. Yet, the big difference here is time. In 2014, almost everyone can know about everything if they want. Everything intersects with everything. Trailers and information about Toho’s Godzilla might run on the same websites that will also cover Legendary Pictures’ version.

For fans of the genre and of the Big G himself, this is a great time to be ecstatic.

Deadline has just reported that everybody’s favorite Hollywood producer Roberto Orci (Get it? Because he isn’t?) is no longer directing the third installment of the current Star Trek film franchise. Furthermore, everyone’s favorite director Edgar Wright (Not sarcasm) is at the top of a short list to take over.

Trek fans will be partying pretty hard tonight. You know, more than usual.

It has been an interesting year for Orci. After splitting up with longtime partner Alex Kurtzman, Orci was assigned director of Star Trek and producer of 2016’s Power Rangers. We are less than a month away from the New Year and Orci is out of both projects. He and Kurtzman are still working together on TV with Sleepy Hollow, however.

Star Trek 3 would have been Orci’s first time directing a film, of any kind. Although he’s been everywhere in Hollywood, directing he has never done. Not even a commercial or a music video, and earlier this year he was given the keys to dad’s sports car. Not to discount that amazing opportunity, I would fight tooth and nail to defend that decision if it were given to me. But as the circumstances of Orci’s departure are unknown, one can only speculate what caused Paramount (or anyone calling the shots) to blink.

Edgar Wright’s involvement is still up in the air, but can we take a moment to imagine how banging of a job he could do? Forget that Simon Pegg is a part of the Enterprise and their director/actor relationship in a major film would be glorious to see. No, just remember who Edgar Wright is. His visual language. Now put that in space. This is a total 180 from how I felt about Star Trek 3 before today.

However, Roberto Orci will stay on as producer and maintain some writing credit.

UPDATE: Badass Digest is saying Orci was out because of the script.

From Badass Digest:

[UPDATE: I’ve been in touch with some folks and it seems like the script was one of the problem factors. Paramount shut the production down last month, sending home all the design people while they battled over the direction of the screenplay. I imagine all this stuff is gone now]

Today is full of casting announcements. Deadpool has Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Jones has Krysten Ritter, and now Doctor Strange has Benedict Cumberbatch.

From Marvel.com:

The actor will star in Marvel’s “Doctor Strange,” scheduled to hit theaters November 4, 2016. The film, directed by Scott Derrickson with Jon Spaihts writing the screenplay, will follow the story of neurosurgeon Doctor Stephen Strange who, after a horrific car accident, discovers the hidden world of magic and alternate dimensions.

“Stephen Strange’s story requires an actor capable of great depth and sincerity,” said Producer Kevin Feige. “In 2016, Benedict will show audiences what makes Doctor Strange such a unique and compelling character.”

Benedict Cumberbatch’s star is higher than ever, having starred this year in The Imitation Game as Alan Turing and as a giant dragon in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. He also has a steady gig working as the famous Sherlock in the critically-acclaimed BBC series of the same name, which is where I suspect he built his massive fanbase. The “Cumberbitches,” as they are, although he thinks that name is degrading. Oh, him.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe has always been full of A-list stars, but now it’s on a trend of getting the hottest rising ones. Benedict Cumberbatch is one on the verge of total A-list stardom, and a blockbuster Marvel movie just might be the one to truly cement his status.

Furthermore, how much awesome does Phase 3 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe look? The exciting line-up announced a few months ago set the right mood, and now every casting choice announced so far makes the series look so damn good. 2016 onwards is going to be a hell of an era for superhero movies.

Never mind that he already was, but we all try to forget about X-Men Origins so it’s okay. Ryan Reynolds tweeted from his verified account (that I didn’t know he even had) this teaser:

We all know how good of a job Ryan Reynolds will do, if that proof-of-concept trailer showed us anything. I would love a Deadpool movie more than anyone, but at this point I’m just relieved it will happen while we can still care about it. I was on the verge of giving up all hope.

The film will be directed by Tim Miller and be released February 12, 2016.

Heads up! Deadline has reported Marvel Studios have casted Krysten Ritter as Jessica Jones, the titular character to one of their upcoming Netflix-exclusive series.

From Deadline:

Spearheaded by Melissa Rosenberg, the 13-episode drama — the second in a four-series Netflix-Marvel deal — centers on Jessica Jones, a superhero suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder, which leads to her hanging up her costume and opening her own detective agency, where she ends up helping people and assisting other superheroes.

After the beloved Don’t Trust The B—- in Apt. 23 as well as an NBC sitcom (set in space!) she was to star was cancelled before it even aired, Krysten Ritter finally has the break her fans believe she deserves. I can’t wait to see her as Jessica Jones!

Additionally, Deadline has reported that Mike Colter (from The Following) is in the lead to play Luke Cage, also the titular character of a Netflix-exclusive series from Marvel.

Great news. My excitement for these Marvel shows just went into overdrive.

The official trailer for Terminator: Genisys is now online.

http://youtu.be/62E4FJTwSuc

Do you love the Terminator series? I mean really, really love it? Because that’s who this movie seems to be targeting. Iconic lines, scenes, characters, and Arnold Schwarzenegger himself are in this new reimagining of the Terminator films, and Genisys is the, excuse me, genesis of a new series. Alan Taylor, director of Thor: The Dark World, will be at the helm of this… I can’t resist, genesis. I’m so sorry! I almost Googled for Sega Genesis pictures.

As for the trailer: it looks good! It’s what you would expect from a modern sci-fi action movie. Things explode and stuff. Yeah, it’s cool!

This new chapter in the franchise will star, besides Arnold Schwarzenegger of course, Emilia Clarke (Yes, Khaleesi), Jason Clarke (no relation), Jai Courtney (just announced for Suicide Squad), Matt Smith (Yes, the Eleventh Doctor), J.K. Simmons (Yes, J. Jonah Jameson), and Lee-Byung Hung (Yes, Storm Shadow). They just took everyone involved in genre franchises, didn’t they?

Terminator: Genisys will be released July 1, 2015. Oh man, 4th of July weekend? It will make so much money.

As the WWE Network struggles to cement its audience, arguably its biggest competitor and the internet’s favorite wrestling federation New Japan Pro Wrestling have launched their own WWE Network-style streaming service. Enter: NJPW World!

From NJPW World:

NJPW and TV Asahi jointlt started the VIDEO Streaming Service, named NJPW World, as from Dec. 1 !
Many Exciting Matches from the old time. like Inoki vs Hogan, Inoki vs Andre The Giant … Stan Hansen, B.V.Vader, Fujinami Choshu … to the recent ones are available, with the prive Yen 999 / month !

A monthly subscription costs 999 yen, or roughly $8.40 a month. Compared to the WWE Network always touting $9.99, that has gotta hurt.

NJPW is very popular with wrestling fans outside Japan (and their sheer numbers can be attributed solely to the internet, they would not have this reach in the tape-trading days of the ’90s), but owner Takaaki Kidani was still “blown away” by the number of foreign subscribers, according to 411mani via The Wrestling Observer. Because of this, an English-language version of the site may launch sooner than later.

It is entirely fascinating how much NJPW has become a legitimate competitor to the WWE in recent years. With TNA Impact Wrestling leaving the well-known Spike for the lesser Destination America, there is no wrestling organization that can go toe-to-toe with WWE. And yes, there is that spin that WWE does not consider other wrestling federations their competitor, it’s other TV shows. Which is just weird. I get it, WWE has characters going on journeys, but other TV shows have seasons and character arcs. WWE Superstars have feuds that mysteriously end. Disgruntled with the product, many wrestling fans have taken to New Japan Pro Wrestling, because even the indie federations just don’t satisfy like they used to. And let’s be honest, the golden age of the indies were in the mid-’00s when everyone rocked at Ring of Honor.

How about it, Geekscape? Will you guys be subscribing?

Deadline has reported that Relativity Studios have chosen Corin Hardy as the new director for their reboot of The Crow. He replaces F. Javier Gutiérrez, who has chosen to work instead on the next installment of The Ring.

Ever heard of Corin Hardy? Don’t worry, a lot of people haven’t. Except for Edgar Wright, who recommended Hardy to producer Edward R. Pressman. Corin Hardy’s first feature film, The Hallow, will be released next year by Occuprant Films, so more people will know him eventually. Before that, Hardy directed various music videos for the likes of Ed Sheeran, Keane, and The Prodigy. Yet, the most startling thing about Hardy is a 30-minute animated short he directed entitled The Butterfly. I’m in the middle of watching it. You can check it out at the bottom of the page.

If you didn’t know, the movie is speculated to be a remake of the 1994 movie based on the graphic novel series of the same name. The Crow is about a murdered man who comes back to life to exact revenge on those who killed him and his family. The original film was directed by Alex Proyas and starred the late Brandon Lee.

Personally, I am not entirely sure what to think of a Crow remake. On one hand, the first film was lightning in a bottle. Proyas’ film could only have been made in the early ’90s, and was practically defined by the grunginess of that era. It was still a studio film, sure, but it captured that corner of dark pop so well.

On the other hand, I wouldn’t mind seeing a story like The Crow reach higher than it has in the cultural consciousness. A lot of tears and pain were involved in creating the series. The original comic book series was written by James O’Barr, who created it in the aftermath of his fiancée’s death by a drunk driver. O’Barr hoped that writing it would be cathartic and alleviate him of his heartache. It didn’t.

From TheCrow.info:

Writing The Crow didn’t help at all. I thought it would be cathartic, but as I drew each page, it made me more self-destructive, if anything. There is pure anger on each page … I was more messed up by the time I was done with the book.

Things got worse when the star of the original 1994 film, Brandon Lee, tragically died on-set.

I relived the same pain and anger as before. I wished I had never written the thing, though if I hadn’t, I probably wouldn’t be here, having been consumed by my very self-destructive behaviour. I was fueled by rage and fury for years and years. My soul felt like a hurrcane. I was raised in orphanages and foster homes, and I felt, like, “When is God gonna give me a break?” When Brandon died, I felt like, “Is God trying to test my limits or what?” Why let me become best friends with the guy and take him senselessly from me? God is a bastard, if there is one.

The Crow went on to become a critical and commercial success, and was one of the first comic books to make it big as a movie. But as a common plague to many great genre successes, several sequels followed to lesser acclaim (the second film, The Crow: City of Angels, starred Thuy Trang, of Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers, several years before her own tragic passing) and the series was relegated to direct-to-video status. It was a depressing end to a very tragic beginning, until talks of the current reboot began. While it is difficult to imagine, I do hope this new Crow succeeds, if anything to finally relieve O’Barr.

Although I think he eventually got better.

Brandon and Eliza helped me make something positive finally come out of this. The helped me a great deal. And I had a lot of guilt associated with the money I made from this movie. It felt like blood money to me, so I’ve kept nothing for myself. I used the money to help a lot of people; international children’s organisations, and hip replacement surgery for a 10 year old Brazilian girl who thinks I’m some big rock star or something over here – some money to my family.

The Crow is expected to start production in the spring with a script by Cliff Dorman.

What do you guys think about a remake of The Crow?

Meanwhile, you can watch Hardy’s critically-acclaimed short, Butterfly on YouTube. I think I can see what Edgar Wright sees in him.

 

According to Newsarama, Warner Bros. has just announced the cast of Suicide Squad, the next entry in their line-up of DC movies after Batman v. Superman.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the Suicide Squad:

Jared Leto as The Joker

Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn

Will Smith as Deadshot

Tom Hardy as Rick Flag

Jai Courtney as Boomerang

Cara Delevingne as Enchantress

What a hell of a cast! If you’ve been following the rumors this list isn’t a surprise at all, rather it’s the accuracy of those rumors that have been raising eyebrows.

From Newsarama:

The movie will begin shooting in April 2015 in Toronto, and is the second film on the WB/DC mega-docket announced in October, following Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice.

“We look forward to seeing this terrific ensemble, under David Ayer’s amazing guidance, give new meaning to what it means to be a villain and what it means to be a hero,” said WB President Greg Silverman.

Ayer has previously said the film will go by the credo, “Does a movie really need good guys?”

It is not yet known who will be playing Amanda Waller, the government liaison and shot-caller of the squad. Jesse Eisenberg, who is portraying Superman villain Lex Luthor in Batman v. Superman, is also rumored to be involved with Suicide Squad in some capacity, but how much or even if at all is unknown.

Let’s get the big reveal out of the way: Jared Leto as The Joker. First, The Joker has never really been a regular on the Suicide Squad roster all that much in the comics, so his involvement with the movie is definitely Warner Bros.’/DC’s way of getting him to eventually cross with Batman. There is no question.

As great as the Oscar-winning performance Heath Ledger was when he was the Clown Prince back in 2008, that’s his performance. One actor alone cannot define a character. I always rolled my eyes when fanboys shouted that the Joker should be retired from film. Keeping other artists from contributing to the life of a character, that’s dumb. I can’t say I’m a fan of Jared Leto, but seeing how The Joker character has brought out some of the best performances from great actors in the last few decades, I look forward to seeing how Jared Leto fares.

The other big news: Will Smith as Deadshot! That’s a great choice. Yeah, he has a weird family, but that shouldn’t have any bearing on him as a performer. Furthermore, it will be interesting how he plays a cold-hearted killer when for years he’s been known as America’s best friend. The guy who wore hot pink shirts and rapped (with PG-friendly lyrics) about partying in Miami will play the deadliest assassin in comic books. I can’t wait to see him. Also, there are some very close-minded comic fans who come out every so often deriding racial casting changes of their favorite characters. So far, I haven’t heard a single peep about Will Smith as Deadshot. Why so quiet, bigots?

The rest of the cast range from solid to fascinating. Tom Hardy, playing his second DC villain, is on the verge of a cultural comeback. I love Tom Hardy as an actor, and I know it has only been two years since The Dark Knight Rises but his momentum as a Hollywood star slowed somewhat after that. He only had one movie, the critically-acclaimed Locke, in 2013 and The Drop this year. But with a slew of new movies coming up, among them Mad Max: Fury Road and now Suicide Squad, your girlfriend (or boyfriend!) will be going back to the theater more.

Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn will have an interesting shoe to fill. While Harley has never been in a movie before, she is so beloved by fans. From her debut in Batman: The Animated Series to the critically-acclaimed Batman: Arkham City, fans can’t wait to see The Joker’s paramour on screen. But with no previous shadow to step out of (unlike Leto), Robbie has a chance to cement her own legacy. She might actually be the one thing I’m looking forward to the most from this movie.

David Ayer will be helming this Expendables-esque blockbuster of super baddies and will be in theaters August 6, 2016.

How do you guys feel about the cast of Suicide Squad? Honestly, it’s still hard  for me to believe a DC Universe movie series is really happening.