We had “Moriarty” writer Daniel Corey on the Geekscape podcast a few months ago talking about his Image book “Moriarty” and we’ve had he and artist Anthony Diecidue signing at the Geekscape convention booths many times over the past two years so this is some pretty cool news.

I’m excited to see what comes of the comic book (which you should all be reading) and its adaptation to the musical stage! Way to go, guys! Geekscape’s got your back!

Here’s the press release from Image:

Announced at the 2012 Image Comics Expo, Daniel Corey is partnering with composer Raymond Schnurr to create a new stage musical based on the Image Comics series MORIARTY, written by Daniel Corey and illustrated by Anthony Diecidue.

Currently titled MORIARTY, the stage musical will be loosely based on the first story arc of the MORIARTY series, MORIARTY: THE DARK CHAMBER. Corey will be writing the story while Schnurr – who is also currently scoring We Can Get It For You Wholesale for Neil Gaiman – will be composing the music. Corey and Schnurr will collaborate together on the lyrics. Like the comic, MORIARTY the stage musical will be a very gritty and dark piece with a sense of high adventure. The music will be based in hard rock, and the staging style will be a cousin to shows such as Les Misérables, Sweeny Todd and Phantom of the Opera.

“I am very excited to be collaborating with Ray on the upcoming MORIARTY stage musical,” states creator Daniel Corey. “Ray is very in tune with the sort of storytelling style and sensibility that Anthony and I have worked so hard to convey with this series. This show will be epic in scale, and Ray’s music will bring that extra level of dynamite that will be sure to knock the audience into the abyss where the Professor resides. It will be a dark journey, but an exciting and entertaining one.”

Raymond Schnurr adds, “When I read MORIARTY for the first time, I was riveted. I contacted Daniel immediately and said, ‘Let’s turn this into a kick-ass musical!’ I am excited to work with Daniel and create a musical as intelligent and exhilarating as his comic book series!”

MORIARTY: THE DARK CHAMBER, VOL. 1 TP (JUL110470, ISBN: 978-1-60706-450-3), a 128-page full-color paperback for $14.99, is available in all fine books stores and comic book retailers (www.comicshoplocator.com).

MORIARTY: THE LAZARUS TREE, VOL. 2 TP (JAN120526, ISBN: 978-1-60706-490-9), a 136-page full-color paperback, will be on sale in stores March 14th for $14.99 and is available to order in the January 2012 edition of Diamond Previews.

For more information, please visit www.professorjamesmoriarty.com and www.facebook.com/daniel.corey.

This past weekend, while waiting for Ghost Rider to start, Ian Kerner and I saw the new trailer for John Carter. We both had the same thing to say: “Well, I guess I’m gonna see it.”

Why is no one excited for this movie? Why is it tracking so poorly? Why are there rumors that it’s estimated $250 million budget might be the greatest write off in the history of Hollywood? Why does the entire marketing campaign leave us all so… apathetic?

And most confusingly, why are NONE of the ads stating “From the creator of Tarzan”!?!

Well, four minutes new minutes of footage, including a lot of the arena scene, have been released online, and they definitely help to get me a bit more excited about the movie, releasing in the States in just two weeks on March 8th. Now, I guess, Ian and I can both say “we’re definitely seeing this movie”. Besides, we did see (and enjoyed) Ghost Rider.

What do you guys think?

I first met professional fighter Nate Quarry at ZomBCon 2010, when Nate was invited there to promote his new brand Zombie Cage Fighter. I was scheduled to host a panel with Nate about Zombie Cage Fighter and was told that he was a geek. After putting him in Google, I was convinved there was no way he was a geek.

A pro fighter since 2001, Nate has been many things over the years: a host, a public speaker, an athlete. He even had a zombie modeled after him in Left4Dead 2. But a geek? As we walked across the Seattle Center grounds to our conference room, I tried gauging just how big of a geek he was and whether or not ZCF was something he cared about or if he was just one in a long line of non-geeks looking to cash in on the zombie craze.

By the time we reached our conference room, I was not only convinced that Nate doesn’t do anything if he doesn’t care about it 100%, but also that, in many ways, he was a bigger geek than myself (and not just in physical size). Nate, Walton and I spent the rest of that weekend in Seattle hanging around the convention, talking zombies and becoming friends.

Tonight, Nate embarks on his latest endeavor, as one of the hosts of Spike TV’s MMA Uncensored Live, a live mixed martial arts news show featuring expert analysis, interviews, in-depth features, highlights, and an immersive social media experience. As busy as he is with the show’s premiere, Nate still took the time to talk to me a bit about the show, his path to where he is now, being a geek and Steven Seagal.

 

Nate, tell me about MMA Uncensored Live. Really, what kind of geek will watch this show?

My show is 3 guys sitting around talking about fighting. Take away the cameras and it’s basically the hardcore fans sitting around bs-ing about the upcoming fights and the state of MMA in general.

The geeks that watch this show are going to be the MMA geeks. Yes, I said it. The personality of an MMA geek is exactly the same as a comic geek. “When did Couture fight Belfort for the first time?” I have no idea but the MMA geek does. I just know Randy won. “Who wrote Hulk 181?” I have no idea but it was the first full appearance of Wolverine.

It’s the exact same personality, just the passion is different. Me, I love them both. I fell in love with comics because I needed heroes in my life. Then MMA showed me that you don’t have to be a victim. You can stand up for yourself and maybe one day someone will look at you in the same way that people look at the comic heroes. They see a man doing amazing things and it raises their own understanding of what’s possible for a human being.

What’s the most exciting aspect of being a part of it?

The most exciting part is that it’s live! One screw up and it’s online forever. I have to learn who fought who in what show. Stuff I’m not good at… How long ’til I screw up? Probably within 2 minutes of the first show.

Nate Quarry, Craig Carton and Mike Straka – The Cast of Spike’s MMA Uncensored Live

You’re a hardcore geek. I’m one of those geeks that’s pretty skeptical of people who call themselves geeks but you proved it almost right off the bat when you stumped me on some quote you said as we were crossing the street in Seattle. Do you remember what it was?

I don’t remember but I’m sure it was something awesome. From The Big Lebowski to Star Wars, I know them all. (Pretty sure it was Big Lebowski).

Also, is the replica Thor hammer still in your attic or have you brought it down where it belongs, in the living room, for everyone to see?

Haven’t brought The Hammer down yet.

Is that the geekiest thing you own?

I have much geek paraphernalia. From the life size Thor hammer to the Factory X Captain America shield. A crappy copy of X-Men #1 GDC graded. A nearly complete collection of The Incredible Hulk. No, I don’t have the first six issues. If you really want to know the geekiest thing I have I’d have to say a magazine. Not my nearly complete collection of original Star Wars action figures with their accessories. A magazine that lists every possible original Star Wars action figures that I have gone through, in my adult years, and X-ed out every figure and the accessory that I have and circled the ones I don’t have. Some day I will complete the collection and have it on display. But not ’til I’m in a serious relationship… I don’t need to scare her off before she’s committed.

Valve made you a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2. How did that even come about?

I’m friends with one of the owners, Ken Birdwell, and when I wasn’t put in the first UFC game he said he’d put me in his game as a zombie. Pretty damn cool, I must say.

What were you a fan of growing up? Specific comics? Movies? Shows? Games? What were the top things?

Comics were my passion. I read the Donald Duck ones as a kid but when I was 13 that’s when I discovered the X-Men. Every day I’d stop by 7-11 on my way home from school and look at the comics. One day they had a new book, X-Factor. But it was a whopping $1.25! I couldn’t afford that, so I hid it in a Pee Chee folder and every day I stop by to make sure it was still there.

Finally, after several weeks, I had saved up the money and was able to buy it. I ran home and I still remember laying on the carpet in my room reading it. The story just blew me away. I was hooked from then on.

Star Wars was my favorite of all time. My action figures were my friends and I’d pretend I was there interacting with them going on adventures. I didn’t have many friends being raised a Jehovah’s Witness. I wasn’t allowed to have kids from school over so I spent most of my childhood alone in my own dreamland. I could escape into the science fiction world.

I bought the first NES with my strawberry picking money. It was $120 and I went halfsies on it with my brother. I think I was 12 and he was 21. I had to loan him the $60 which took him about 9 months to pay me back. Even as a kid I was the driving force in my family with my work ethic. When I bought The Legend of Zelda with its gold case, you knew it was something special. I bought it on a Friday and I figured over the next three days I played about 22 hours. I was obsessed. I wasn’t allowed to play sports so this is where I could try to accomplish something. Super Mario Bros still has to be one of the greatest games of all time. I just downloaded it on my Wii. To warp or not to warp? That is the question…

You told me a story about a guy you ran into years later who used to pick on you in school. He was now claiming he was always your friend. Am I remembering this story right? How did it go?

He came up to me in a bar and we were bs-ing about things. This was a couple years after I had started fighting. And he knew it. He started to annoy me, nothing in particular, just being a dick. I had a buddy sitting there listening to our conversation. I look at this guy and say, “You know what? I seem to recall you gave me a pretty hard time when we were kids.” He says, “Uh… no I didn’t. That wasn’t me…” Me as I look him straight in the eye, “No. That was you and I don’t think I cared for it.” To this he just about whimpers/screams “That wasn’t me!” and is gone like a shot to the other end of the bar. I wasn’t going to hurt him. But that’s not what bullies necessarily do. They try to belittle you and take away your self respect. It was nice to turn the tables on him.

Were you picked on in school? Was it for being a geek or geek things?

It was for me being a nerd.

Did that lead you to what you’re doing now or play a part?

I was raised in a cult who wasn’t allowed to do sports. I couldn’t participate in any holiday celebrations nor could I go to kids parties or anything like that. It didn’t help that I was bone skinny with clothes bought at garage sales with big thick glasses and hair parted down the middle. When I started fighting it was me taking control of my life and building my self esteem by standing up for myself and not playing the role of a victim.

What advice would you give someone who’s possibly getting picked on in school? What do you wish you had known back then?

That school is in reality a tiny part of your life. Whatever you enjoy doing there are millions of others that like the same thing. Find those groups whether they be local or online.

Someone can’t belittle you unless you give them that power. The opposite of love isn’t hate. It’s indifference. I remember a girl coming up to me out of no where and saying, “I don’t like you.” At the time it bothered me because I didn’t have self confidence. If she came up to me now I just wouldn’t care. Who I am isn’t dictated on other people’s opinions of me. I am who I am and if you don’t like it you can go <bleep> yourself. If you do like who I am, cool.

Whether you’re gay, a nerd, a geek, whatever your flavor is, believe in yourself. Because if you don’t, no one will. There’s enough people in the world that will try to tear you down you don’t need to help them.


Let’s talk about Zombie Cage Fighter. I thought you were nuts the first time I saw you in makeup, but like when you saw Super Action Man this past summer at San Diego, it was proof that we’re going all in as creators.

That’s funny because when I saw you as Super Action Man I thought YOU were nuts but for me being dressed as a zombie, well, that made perfect sense to me. It’s all about how far you’re willing to go to follow your dreams. For me it meant quitting my job of over ten years to become a full time fighter when the most I’d ever made was about $500 for a fight. I’d rather go all in then wonder what if on my death bed.

Where’d the idea for it come from?

I don’t know where the idea came from. It just made sense to me. How would you beat a zombie? It’s just a mechanical being that likes to bite. Break down the mechanism and beware the teeth.

How’s the brand building and what’s the goal of it? What kinds of things would you like ZCF to have a hand in? Comics? Movies? More merch?

ZCF right now is mostly shirts. I have my screenplay finished and have had an offer from Hollywood to make the movie. It’s a solid story. But the offer was crap so I passed. Now I’m hoping to have an animated series on Spike. I may even launch the next phase at the SDCC this year. Have a full comic book to launch with Spike Tv’s first presence there. It’s all a rich tapestry.

What’s your beef with Steven Seagal, you know, besides the fact that he’s no Jean Claude Van Damme?

Everyone that I know that’s worked with him just says he’s a blowhard. And he proves it after fights where he runs to the camera to take credit for other people’s wins. And when someone doesn’t care who he is, like Jon Jones, after he fights, and WINS, Seagal is right there saying how bad Jones looked and how much he could help him.

Cool. You’re literally that great, come into my world. We’ll line you up a fight. Since you’re so good you should be able to walk through the competition. It’s just a fight after all. That’s what I love about this sport. Think you’re great? Then shut up and prove it. I’ve been in the game a long time and do certain things very well. But you’re not going to see me taking credit for helping a fighter or mocking a fighter for not doing what I do well and believe me, there have been opportunities for both.

I wish you’d let me post those before and after pictures from your nose being broken and it looked like you’d turned into Margaret Cho. This isn’t a question. I just want to see if you’d let me post those before and after photos.

We’ll see…

 

MMA Uncensored Live premieres tonight (Thursday the 23rd) at 11PM/10 Central on Spike TV. Check it out and maybe we’ll get a look at those horrifying photos one day!

Everyone loved Borderlands. If you didn’t, you’re probably considered a massive jerk… or you actually live out in some type of borderland (like Sandstone).

Anyhow, 2K has released this launch trailer for Borderlands 2, announcing a Sept. 18th release for the US and everywhere else on Sept. 21st!

Our friends at Bloody Disgusting have revealed 2 theatrical posters for the upcoming John Gulager directed Piranha 3DD.

The film stars former Geekscape guest Paul Scheer… who they somehow forgot to kill in the first one. Hopefully it reveals how he survived Jerry O’Connell’s Boat Gone Wild. I personally wanted a post-credits shot of Paul revealing a jetpack and flying to safety. Also returning is Ving Rhames… who got eaten during the first film! What!?! A trailer for Piranha 3DD reveals that, yes, you DID only see his lower body getting nibbled on… anyhow, here are some skin pics!

This one comes courtesy of ZoneFears.RU:

 

 

Everyone is pumped for 2 weeks from now, when Mass Effect 3 is released. Why wouldn’t you be? Look at this trailer! It’s p0rn for geeks! The only question now is: How will you play through?

Let us know in the forums how you played through the first two games!

 

If you guys by the comments on Youtube, the “That’s a Wrap” fans like Michael Bay’s Transformers movies. They just want to punch Jonathan. Who doesn’t?

Jonathan was a guest on today’s “That’s a Wrap” with Josh Ovenshire, Matt Jones and host Tatiana Carrier. They talked about Michael Bay’s produced TMNT getting a director, Michael Bay himself getting another Transformers movie and Twisted Metal coming to the screen. Also, what game should make the leap to film?

Feel free to throw in your 2 cents below on that topic and whether or not you want to punch Jonathan.

A study that can be found on Deadline surprisingly reveals that online piracy has negligible effects on movie box office results. The extensive study, titled “Reel Piracy: The Effect of Online Film Piracy on International Box Office Sales,” was spearheaded by Brett Danaher of Wellesley College and Joel Waldfogel at the University of Minnesota and the National Bureau of Economic Research. Even with the rise of piracy, red blooded Americans still prefer to see films in theaters rather than on their awful, awful pirate computers powered by slaves and sea prisoners.

Don’t think that awful pirate Geekscapists like Shane O’hare and Sandstone are off the hook for the damage they’ve done though. Historically, a movie that’s been out a few weeks and has been pirated sees a bigger decrease in overseas box office than it would have almost a decade ago, before the rise of bit torrent sites.

So yes, pirating is still bad. And you’re still a cheapskate.

 

 

This episode, I sit down with Christian Jacobs, aka MC Bat Commander, of the rock group The Aquabats, who have a new TV show premiering next month on The Hub! We spend an hour talking about music, their new TV show, comedy, creating Yo Gabba Gabba, keeping the creative faith and telling a ton of awesome stories! This was the first time I’d actually met Christian, but he took me through the Aquabats headquarters and we hit it off like old friends! Check out The Aquabats Super Show on The Hub on March 3rd and enjoy the episode!

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Last November, I was one of the many geeks here in Los Angeles who attended the brand new Comikaze Expo at the LA Convention Center. I was also one of the many who had a great time (the Geekscape booth actually did more business at Comikaze than we did at either WonderCon or SDCC that year). But the new convention wasn’t perfect, with an awkward floor-plan, some understaffing issues and a hall that wasn’t quite right for it’s size. Still, ask anyone, including Comikaze organizer Regina Carpinelli, and they’ll tell you that the event was a success.

But was it enough to ensure that Comikaze would survive to see another year? In today’s “You’re Either Comic-Con or Your Not” convention landscape, even the nationwide Wizard World conventions are unable to keep attendee’s interests. So what’s a Con to do to stand out from the pack?

You rebrand yourself by associating your name with a marquee talent that is instantly recognizable to your target audience. Comic book writer Mark Millar successfully launched Kapow! Comic Con two years ago in London, bringing to Europe some of what made Comic Con so great back in the day (all the Hollywood flash without ignoring the comics). Just this morning, readers woke up to GeekChicDaily buying themselves a new life as the Nerdist News Network, a branch of Chris Hardwick’s popular Nerdist brand. Why not? It’s a smart thing to do.

So why do I think Comikaze Expo is becoming Stan Lee’s Comikaze Expo (or Excelsior Expo or Generalisimo-Con or something similarly Stan Lee)? Well, something has to be going on.

First, Comikaze canceled its upcoming spring one-day expo that was going to be held at LACC. Why? I’d like to know. I was looking forward to it. But maybe it’s because Regina Carpinelli is too busy globetrotting with Stan Lee to even return my phone calls or emails.

Here she is in Park City during Sundance:

And she’s also been seen with Stan Lee on enemy territory at last month’s Wizard World New Orleans. Actually, since last summer’s Pow! Entertainment, Comikaze Expo, Geekscape SDCC 2012 party, Regina and Stan seem to have become BFF.

Am I feeling like the jilted lover? Would I want Stan Lee to buy a piece of Geekscape? Probably not. I love Stan Lee, but at our first meeting, Stan was having a tough time getting what Geekscape was all about:

 

All I’m really saying is two things:

Regina, call a guy back, will ya?

– Expect something big to be announced involving Stan Lee and Comikaze Expo. I can’t say what but I’m guessing a merger/acquisition of some kind.

UPDATE: As I was writing this piece, Comikaze has taken down their homepage. But look what I saw moments before they did! A screen grab of a news story that POW!, Regina and Stan probably don’t want you to see until later this week. That’s what you get for ignoring calls, Reg!

CONFIRMED!

First, let me apologize for not cueing my mic properly! Second, let me tell you what great guests George and Jay are! Not only are they promoting their new, all-original card game, but they also wanted to come on Geekscape to help you guys meet girls for Valentine’s Day! That’s right! These dudes are hookup coaches! Listen and learn, my friends! And of course, check out Skittykitts, their brand new card game!

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This conversation is one of the best I’ve ever had on Geekscape. Jamal Joseph is an Oscar nominated writer who grew up in the New York Panther Party and at the age of 16 was arrested as the youngest member of The Panther 21. While in jail off and on over the course of the next 15 years, Jamal developed his writing and is now a published poet, playwright and screenwriter. He was also one of my teachers at film school. Jamal and I talk about his new biography “Panther Baby”, the transformative power of art, his lifelong friendship with Tupac Shakur and his career in film. We also talk about his son… now a director and bonafide geek with a zombie web series! Definitely not a Geekscape you want to miss!

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On February 6th, 2012, Columbia Pictures organized a special multi-city sneak peak of brand new footage and a cast and director Q and A to promote this summer’s Amazing Spider-Man! Of course, Jonathan and William Bibbiani were there! In this special mini-Geekscape, Jonathan and William give you their thoughts on the new footage, the difference between this Spider-Man and Sam Raimi’s and what they think this means for this superhero summer of movies! SPOILERS (OF COURSE)!

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I met Yuri Lowenthal a few days ago at the Dungeons and Dragons benefit and we immediately hit it off. In voice over work, Yuri is the voice of the Prince of Persia in some of the most successful entries to the franchise as well as the voice of the popular cartoon character Ben 10. We get a chance to talk about his V.O. work as well as his video series Shelf Life, currently entering its second season on Youtube. I think you guys are going to love this guy and warm to him as quickly as I did!

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Doug Jones, maybe the nicest guest we’ve ever had, is back on Geekscape! Doug talks about his new book “Mime Very Own Book”, his roles in the upcoming releases John Dies at the End and Neighborhood Watch and working with actors like Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn. He also shares his love for all things Abe Sapien and how he felt having his performance as the Silver Surfer ADR’ed. Also, what did Doug, a mime and often silent actor, think of “The Artist”? Also, Jonathan explains why “The Grey” is the funniest movie of the year and tells you why you should be reading B.P.R.D.!

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Mike Park is a musician, activist and the owner of indie label Asian Man Records. A few years ago, my friend Todd Bell and I made a video for Mike’s song “Asian Prodigy”. But that’s not my first exposure to Mike. As you’ll learn from the episode, he’s been a part of making great music for over 20 years, both as a musician and by releasing albums by his friends and artists he enjoys. In this Geekscape, we talk about getting older, Mike becoming a father, the state of the recording industry, his activism and what’s kept him making music so long. Oh, and h plays some songs! Also, the college I went to see the Ska Against Racism Tour was Villanova, not Vanderbilt as I said on the podcast!

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As geeks, we probably didn’t get this way without some really heavy parental influence. One of my greatest memories as a kid is of my father driving me from Austin to Dallas to compete in the Nintendo Championships. On a recent Geekscape episode, Guinness World Record holder Elizabeth Bolinger told all of us about how her father was an enthusiastic PC gamer. Now it’s YOUR TURN to tell us how YOUR DAD turned you into the geek you are today!

Geekscape has teamed up with the publishers of the upcoming 50th Anniversary edition of A Wrinkle in Time to give you a chance to win a copy of the new edition and a $50 VISA gift card. And all you have to do is write us a short essay explaining how your dad was a geek. In A Wrinkle in Time, main character Meg Murry seeks out on an adventure to find her lost scientist father, so we thought it would be cool to learn a little something about yours! Is he a World War II or automobile fan like mine? Does he play PC games like Elizabeth’s? Did he take you to your first comic book convention or to a screening of Return of the Jedi? Tell us in 1,000 words or less!

 

Rules:

– Essays must be 1,000 words or less!
– You have until MIDNIGHT PST on FEBRUARY 9th to email in your essays to Matt@geekscape.net
– Please include the Subject Heading A WRINKLE IN TIME CONTEST!
– You must be a U.S. citizen!

One winner will receive:
– $50 VISA gift card
– A copy of the 50th Anniversary edition of A Wrinkle In Time!

Alright! Get to writing! And be sure to follow the book on Facebook!

More info on about the 50th Anniversary edition:

The 50th Anniversary Commemorative edition features:
 
•       Frontispiece photo*†
•       Photo scrapbook with approximately 10 photos*†
•       Manuscript pages*†
•       Letter from 1963 Caldecott winner, Ezra Jack Keats*†
•       New introduction by Katherine Paterson, US National Ambassador for Young People’s Literature  †
•       New afterword by Madeleine L’Engle’s granddaughter Charlotte Voiklis including six never-before-seen photos †
•       Murry-O’Keefe family tree with new artwork †
•       Madeleine L’Engle’s Newbery acceptance speech
 
* Unique to this edition              
† never previously published

Overview:
It was a dark and stormy night; Meg Murry, her small brother Charles Wallace, and her mother had come down to the kitchen for a midnight snack when they were upset by the arrival of a most disturbing stranger.
 
“Wild nights are my glory,” the unearthly stranger told them. “I just got caught in a downdraft and blown off course. Let me sit down for a moment, and then I’ll be on my way. Speaking of ways, by the way, there is such a thing as a tesseract.”
 
A tesseract (in case the reader doesn’t know) is a wrinkle in time. To tell more would rob the reader of the enjoyment of Miss L’Engle’s unusual book. A Wrinkle in Time, winner of the Newbery Medal in 1963, is the story of the adventures in space and time of Meg, Charles Wallace, and Calvin O’Keefe (athlete, student, and one of the most popular boys in high school). They are in search of Meg’s father, a scientist who disappeared while engaged in secret work for the government on the tesseract problem.
 
A Wrinkle in Time is the winner of the 1963 Newbery Medal.

Cheaters host Joey Greco invited me over to record a Geekscape conversation about Cheaters, acting and just plain old human honesty. I’ve been wanting to have Joey on the show since I met him at San Diego Comic Con in 2010 and I’m glad he was able to give me an hour to talk candidly about a lot of touchy subjects like infidelity, lawsuits that Cheaters has faced and Joey’s own stabbing while filming an episode. We also talk a bit about Joey’s other projects, including Ghostbreakers, his acting work and just how legit the Cheaters Spy equipment is! I think you guys will get a ton out of this episode!

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I’ve wanted to have my friend Cooper Barnes back on the show for a long time now. You guys might remember him from an episode from a few months ago. Well, that was before he auditioned for Saturday Night Live, a story that I had to have him come on the show and tell. Also, Cooper talks about his upcoming pilot The Men’s Room and says that Red Tails is actually pretty good! Enjoy!

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Warning! This episode has a ton of sex talk in it! Satine Phoenix is an artist, sculptor, roleplaying game enthusiast and model. She invited me to be a part of a fundraising D and D gaming event and I thought it was long since she should have come on the show to talk Dungeons and Dragons,  her former career as a stripper and porn actress and her own writing and artwork. Why not have her on to talk about this fundraising event? Also, she talks all about the scandal of purposefully bringing women by the Geekscape booth at Comic Con to try and ruin Jonathan’s life!

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On the eve of the 20th anniversary of Green Day’s Kerplunk!, I’ve been asked by our writer Matt Kelly to reflect on an album that changed my entire life. I remember exactly where, how and why it did, but it didn’t start with the actual album or the songs, and it didn’t start 20 years ago. It started almost an entire year later, as I was standing on Sunday the 3rd of January, 1993 in front of Sound Exchange on Austin’s The Drag, the hip (I don’t know if it’s hip anymore) stretch of shops across from the University of Texas campus.

On weekends, my stepmom and I would walk The Drag, play some games at Einstein’s Arcade and have hamburgers at Mad Dog and Beans. None of these places have existed for at least a decade but in 1993 they were religious institutions to me, places where I could go that didn’t have the social highschool baggage of the mall, where you could discover independent treasures to spend your unspent Christmas money on (friend and Austinite George Hickman has corrected me that they lasted a little longer: Sound Exchange closed in 2003 and Einstein’s in 2006). So of course I was in front of Sound Exchange, with its Daniel Johnston “Hi, How Are You?” frog mural painted on its outside wall and its front window full of show flyers and musicians looking to form bands. Burned out on endless replays of Nirvana’s “Nevermind” and the Red Hot Chili Pepper’s “Mother’s Milk” this was the place where I could go to dig a little deeper for something to listen to to wile away the hours before school started up again.

So there I was,  staring at a flyer for a concert that coming Wednesday at Austin’s “The Back Room” on East Riverside. A concert I was too young to even go to. The band was called Green Day and they just looked crazy. Their lead singer had dreads and the Kerplunk! album art with a cute punk rock girl and a smiling flower looked just enough like a comic book and Japanese manga to make me want to check it out. And she was holding a smoking gun. Maybe it was just a lighter. And would I have loved to go the show? Honestly, I’d have murdered to go the show.

But, the album would have to be enough (and proved to be more than enough). I couldn’t believe my ears when I listened to it on Sound Exchange’s lone preview station. For the first time in my life it felt like someone had written songs specifically for me. Still a few years from having my first girlfriend or getting a license or having a job or even being acknowledged for being more than a kid, all of the loneliness, impatience, angst and frustration I felt in those days spilled into my ears. The musicianship and production of the songs were equally raw and exhilarating and it was the first time I remember being okay with being happy and angry in equal measure.

What kid hasn’t felt the feelings that 20,000 Lightyears Away sings about? I couldn’t count the hours I spent bored in my room reading fantasy novels just to keep my mind off of girls who completely ignored me in school. Sure, The Ramones sang about these things but they sounded like they were part of a different generation. They dressed and talked like they were a part of a different age. They weren’t mine.




As dangerous, irresponsible and reckless as the thoughts that Welcome to Paradise urges you to think, as a bored kid finding your place in the world why wouldn’t you believe that the abandonment of all your safe surroundings wouldn’t lead to paradise? You just wanted something to change so someone would notice you standing on your own two feet, out from under the protective cage your parents had built for you.

Kerplunk! is steeped in feelings of boredom, frustration and suburban malaise. It was everything I was feeling. It seemed as if Who Wrote Holden Caufield was written about me. Did I know that some of the songs, like Christie Road, were about getting high? Probably. Did I care? No. Why would I? I finally felt a kinship with music, a desire to wrap myself in something and keep it secret. My friends weren’t allowed to be a part of it and neither were my parents until they discovered it for themselves. You had to feel like this in order for it to be appreciated.




The album was 40 minutes of complete release for me and I’ve never been transformed like that since. Even a song like Dominated Love Slave perfectly skewered my developing pubescent feelings of sexuality. And especially being as lovesick as I was at 14 over probably 20 girls at the same time? I’d have done anything and Green Day was making my feelings silly instead of painful. I bought Kerplunk! that day and 1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours a week later and worshipped those albums for the next year.

Was I upset when Dookie was released and suddenly everyone knew about my secret band? I don’t even remember. I might have been but I don’t think so. I think I was happy. It was cool to finally be accepted or on the cutting edge of a trend. How could I be upset? I’d have to have been the biggest hypocrite to turn my back on something that had been so cathartic to me and had led me to so many other things. I got my first speeding ticket listening to Green Day’s Insomniac. Nimrod was my freshman year in college. Warning was my summer before grad school. American Idiot was my first year living in Los Angeles and working in the film industry and 21st Century Breakdown was what I was listening to the month that I asked my wife to marry me. In two months, I’ll spend $200 so my wife and I can see the stage version of American Idiot performed here in Los Angeles. Whether you still like Green Day, outgrew them or never really did, I can’t name a band that has effected my life in that same way and it started 19 years ago standing outside of a record store. If I’d discovered Kerplunk! a year later or a year earlier, would my life have turned out the same? I don’t think it could have.

As if 9 paragraphs aren’t enough, let me elaborate a bit more. Feel free to jump off or continue (because this is a pretty good spot for either), but I think that what I’m about to say really illustrates just how profoundly these moments of discovery can be to someone’s life. This is my website so I get to do these things (plus, this website and community probably wouldn’t exist if I hadn’t discovered Kerplunk! at 14 so I think it’s important for me to write down if only for myself). Why don’t you find something from 20 years ago in your past and see if you can do the personal paleontology necessary to see how things somehow led to where they are now. Your life can be changed just as much by positive discovery than the benchmarks of pain that we sometimes choose to mark the years.

The discovery of Kerplunk! wasn’t just the beginnings of my life with a band, it was the beginnings of an entire world of music that would shape my life. Like many people, through Kerplunk! I discovered Lookout! Records, the East Bay record label that released many of the Gilman Street bands of the early 90s. Immediately I was exposed to bands like Operation Ivy, The Mr. T Experience, The Queers, Pansy Division, The Hi-Fives, Screeching Weasel and The Groovie Ghoulies. Mr. T Experience’s song Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend and later album Love Is Dead was as important to me in the last few years of highschool as Kerplunk! Operation Ivy led to the first self titled Rancid record which led to Epitaph Records bands like Lagwagon, No Use For a Name, NOFX and Propagandhi. These weren’t bands that you had to go to a giant auditorium to see perform. These were bands that you could actually meet, which I did, when I went to see Rancid play the McBeth Recreation Center in Zilker Park in 2005, a show put on by… kids like me?!? I couldn’t believe that someone just a few years older than me had put on a concert with bands that had CDs out in stores. It blew my mind. I couldn’t believe that there were local bands like The Impossibles (Fueled by Ramen’s first signing), Fourth Grade Nothing (the first band I knew to be on a Hollywood movie soundtrack) and Dynamite Boy (the band that did the end credit song to my short Gay by Dawn) who represented an entire community of musicians and friends (and continue to be both).




That’s where I discovered Maximum Rock N Roll and Book Your Own Fucking Life, where you could find punk rock bands on tour and book them in basement shows or at rec halls. The entire world of DIY opened up to me and shaped my mindset. That year my friend Antonio and I booked The Bouncing Souls to play in a Bingo hall that my mother’s boyfriend owned. A window was broken in a fight and we could only pay the band $37 so we could fix the window but everyone seemed to have a good time (unless you were in the fight). I remember my older brother showed up and was impressed. At 16, I will never forget it. My older brother, the school skipping skater who a nerdy kid like me didn’t have much in common with except for this loud style of music, was enjoying something that I was responsible for. After years of fights and misunderstandings (because that’s what brothers do), this music had given me something to relate with him about. Six months later, when he was killed by a drunk driver, I had stayed up so that he could return a NOFX CD that he had borrowed to me. I remember the song Bob playing at 1:40am when the phone rang from across the room. Nothing in the room even moved. I was hit with a feeling in my gut that you only get in those moments, where everything is frozen but what’s running through your ears and the things running through my ears were the ringing of that phone and a NOFX song about an alcoholic. I can still see the phone frozen from across the room, waiting to be picked up so that my life could be changed again.

Two months later the Austin punk community helped me raise well over a thousand dollars (in $5 dollar tickets) for M.A.D.D. at an all day concert I had organized in my brother’s name. The following year at college the first band I interviewed for my college radio show was Lookout! Records band The Mr. T Experience. A month later the Mr. T Experience mercy girl Paige introduced my friend Kevin and I to my friend Scott Klopfenstein of Reel Big Fish. I would direct their music video 8 years later and Scott would perform during my wedding ceremony (and appear on a recent episode of Geekscape). Kevin and I wouldn’t have become friends and gone into college radio had we not both been huge Mr. T Experience and Green Day fans and I still remember watching the dial-up live stream of Green Day performing all of Nimrod live to commemorate the release of that album, sitting there with Kevin trying to guess which would become our favorite songs.

I think I’m 18 in this picture, taken in 1997

after interviewing Dr. Frank and Joel of The Mr. T Experience.

Over the course of the next few years we had bands come and record live for our radio show. Bands like Midtown, the Groovie Ghoulies, Saves the Day, New Found Glory, Dynamite Boy, The Bouncing Souls (who remembered the $37 dollar Bingo night and laughed about it), The Stereo, Limp and early Adeline Records (Billie Joe from Green Day’s label) band The Criminals. We interviewed bands like Blink 182 and Weezer.Doing that radio show and telling stories on the air late at night led me to pick up a camera and start telling stories through film. I got to meet artists like The Get Up Kids who I would go on to shoot videos for. And of course my addiction to telling stories and talking to guests led to the site you are currently on and the podcast that it grew out of.

 

I took this November 1999 polaroid of Kevin (dressed as a Mexican wrestler)

with Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge.

The news circulating the past few days (that originated on Ted Leo’s blog) of Lookout Records! ceasing operation is a little sad to me but not a surprise. It had been years since I purchased anything from the label (2004’s Yesterday Rules by The Mr. T Experience) and Lookout! stopped putting out albums in 2005 when Green Day reclaimed the publishing rights on Kerplunk! and 1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours (justifiably so, as the label wasn’t paying sales royalties). Most of those musicians from the label are still making music today, have reclaimed the rights to their catalogues and I couldn’t ask for more than I’ve received in the last 20 years. 

It’s mind boggling to look at what I’ve written here and to see how the dominoes have fallen. Even more astounding is how quickly it seems to have all happened. But I’m thankful to still have the music that has given me a roadmap to look back at some of the most important moments in my life and the person I’ve become, and how much of it started with an album called Kerplunk! by a band named Green Day put out on a record label called Lookout!

Funny addendum: Last weekend, I flew my wife and I to Austin to see a reunion show for Dynamite Boy, a band that owes a lot to Green Day. The reunion show was held at Emo’s East, the building formerly known as The Back Room on East Riverside, where I was too young to see Green Day play on January 6th, 1993.



 

Dynamite Boy’s “Satellite” video that I compiled in film school in 2003

 

Barrett Shuler is an actor, musician and comedian. I first heard about Barrett when he acted in a friend’s film, Smashed, screening this year at Sundance. But Barrett will soon appear in “The Inbetweeners” for MTV, TV’s “Awake” with Jason Isaacs and tons more. In this episode, we discuss acting, auditioning, Youtube haters, Reddit activists and stand up comedy. I think you’ll dig this guy as much as I did. Listen to us become instant friends in this episode!

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Elizabeth “Kitty McScratch” Bolinger is a surprise guest that I really had to have on the show. She currently holds 103 registered world records in dance and rhythm gaming (and claims to have another 100 that are still being submitted). The Guinness World Record people contacted Geekscape about talking to Elizabeth and since Geekscape always needs more gamers and female subjects, I thought it would be a great idea. I think you will too! We talk about record breaking, old school games versus new school, if videogames cause violence, being hit on by guys online and a ton more! Enjoy!

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Ejen Chuang is the photographer and creator of the book Cosplay in America! For the past three years, Ejen has travelled around the U.S. to numerous Anime Conventions photographing various Cosplayers! We talk about the process of putting the book together, what Ejen thinks is the reason for the rise in popularity of Cosplay and whether or not it’s easy to hook up with Cosplay chicks! These tips just might change your social life! But don’t blame us when you get banged by a dude in a Pikachu costume!

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My guest this episode is author Matt Mogk, the head of the Zombie Research Society. Even if you’re not into zombies, this is a pretty fascinating episode. Matt talks about the origins of the modern day zombie, what the best zombie movies are and how to really survive a zombie apocalypse. And then Matt proceeds to scare the hell out of everyone by talking about what would actually happen in a zombie apocalypse and how close we might actually be to it happening! Plus! A free song from our friends in Punchline!

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The first episode of the rebooted all audio Geekscape! Jonathan sits down with musician and geek Scott Klopfenstein to talk his experience in Reel Big Fish, being a dad, the music industry and what he’s been up to since leaving the band. Jonathan talks about the movies he liked this holiday and Scott plays a couple songs! Plus! An interruption from Danny Blaze and Q-Man?!?

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The Final Video Episode of Geekscape and the biggest Geekscape party to date! Guest appearances from familiar Geekscape friends and team members Brian Gilmore, Ben Dunn, Brian Walton, Matt Kelly, Corey Roberts, Flitz, Molly Mahan, Allison McKnight, Nar Williams, Sam Weller, Juan Manuel Rocha, Vito Lapicolla, Frank Angones and more! Plus! The 5th Annual Geekscape Awards and Jonathan roasts everyone in the room!

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Instead of trying to make a lame joke about The Help catching some sort of illness and finally falling out of the top spot, I’m just gonna come out and be up front with you: The Help finally fell to out of the top spot after three weeks as Contagion took the weekend crown in it’s first weekend of release.

The Top

 

Contagion, Steven Soderberbergh’s disease thriller with an all star cast, came out strong by pulling in just over $23 million. There’s no telling if it was having the star power of Matt Damon, Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow and many more, or the fact that it was hard for anybody not to be aware of the movie due to an aggressive marketing campaign that got people to buy tickets, but either way it’s a respectable showing.

The easiest movie to compare it to would be 1995’s Outbreak, which was another disease thriller with an all star cast and a big time director. Outbreak also opened number one, and brought in just over $13 million. When you factor in inflation and higher ticket prices, that equals just about $25 million, which is right about where Contagion came in. Because these two movies totally needed more similarities.

Comparing numbers strictly from a Soderbergh angle, Contagion’s numbers greatly improved from the last time he and Damon teamed up, 2009’s The Informant! That one was also a mid-September release, but only opened with just under $10.5 million, less than half of what this time around earned. My favorite Soderbergh movie, Out Of Sight, opened in 1998 with $12 million, which converting into 2011 dollars, would be roughly $18 million. That really adds nothing to anything, I just really love Out Of Sight.

Now it’s time to take an obligatory 9/11 approach to the weekend. Contagion’s story of disease and terror is a far cry from the feel good Keanu Reeves baseball film, Hardball, which opened number one on this weekend 10 years ago. Thanks for giving us the first step towards healing and helping us smile again, Keanu.

If all this Contagion talk has put you in the mood for some outbreak/disease/plague centric entertainment, but you don’t want to head to the theater and don’t want to dust off your VHS copy of Outbreak, I suggest you watch the 2009 Chris Pine thriller, Carriers, or the 2008  version of the British television series, Survivors, which had two amazing seasons before sadly being cancelled despite setting up for an awesome third.

Congrats to Contagion though, and an extra special kudos to the marketing team. If you want to get me interested in seeing a Gwyneth Paltrow movie, killing her off in the trailer will do wonders for that.

The Rest

The Help finally slipped down a spot after three weeks at the top. Oddly enough, it’s back in the number two spot where it debuted in it’s opening weekend. Being number one three weeks in a row is impressive on it’s own, but it’s even more amazing when you don’t even open up there. It held the top spot for 25 consecutive days, which is the longest streak since the Sixth Sense held it for 35 days back in 1999. It’s five week total currently sits at $137 million. Not bad for a film with a $25 million budget.

The Help’s success, paired with Easy A opening with a strong $22 million last year in mid-September, has solidified Emma Stone as a late-summer Goddess. So tack that onto her resume right next to “Completely Adorable.”

 

 

On to movies that look awful but I’m only hearing great things about, Warrior opened at number 3 with $5.6 million.  Despite my love for Tom Hardy, this movie doesn’t look appealing to me at all, but all I’m hearing about it is how great it is. I somewhat buy it, because the trailers seem to have the same tone as 1992’s Gladiator, which I love for some reason. Comparing them though, Gladiator’s $3.3 million opening in 92 is far more impressive than Warrior’s $5.6. To be fair though, if you saw Gladiator on it’s opening weekend you got a free copy of the soundtrack, which is one of the most awful soundtracks in film history and includes Warrant’s vomit inducing cover of Queen’s We Will Rock You.

Warrior’s trailers seem to be the problem, because based on the low opening numbers, I’m clearly not the only one whose interest isn’t peaked by them despite being shown constantly. People that are actually seeing it seem to be loving it, and finding it quite an emotional tale. Whereas the trailers just make it look meathead-y. I think the only thing that can turn this is around is to learn from history. Obviously the solution is to give out a copy of the soundtrack to 1992’s Gladiator to anybody that sees it.

The Debt fell two spots to number four, while Columbiana actually moved up a spot in it’s third week to number five, knocking Rise of the Planet of the Apes out of the top five for the first time in it’s six weeks of it’s release. I think it’s safe to say the box office charts isn’t the only thing Columbiana is raising. Am I right guys!!?? High Five? OK, I’ll just move on.

It was a rough weekend for horror, as Shark Night 3D and Apollo 18 fell 58% and 67%, respectively, to land in seventh and eighth. Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark also saw a 57% drop and fell out of the top 10 in just it’s third week.

Our Idiot Brother and Spy Kids: All the Time in the World both star handsome, charming, charismatic men and rounded out the top 10.

The Worst

It’s really in poor taste to drop a bomb on the weekend of 9/11, but that didn’t stop Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison from releasing Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star. I’m sure you’ve seen previews for it, but do you have any idea what it’s about? Probably not, as the previews really seemed to avoid showing any of the movie, and instead had the guy from most of Sandler’s movies talking in a funny voice telling you how funny it is.

Bucky Larson stars Nick Swardson, who I’m a huge fan of, but even I didn’t want to see this movie. It opened at 15 with just under $1.5 million. It opened on 1,500 screens, which isn’t necessarily a huge release, but big enough, especially when you consider that a decent amount of marketing was used.

 

 

Let’s break this down a little bit more. It averaged $967 per theater. Over three days. That’s $322 a day. That’s roughly eight people per showing. Warrior wasn’t a much wider release, as it was on less than 400 more screens, and it tripled those numbers per screen. And Warrior was considered a disappointment. What’s that make Bucky Larson?

Let’s go even deeper. Kevin Hart’s concert film, Laugh at My Pain opened at 13 with $2 million. How many screens did it open on? 1,500? Nope. 97! It opened on 97 screens and still pulled in half a million dollars more than Bucky Larson. Granted, that’s quite an impressive feat, and it’s $20.5 thousand per screen is something to be in awe of, but it managed to do that without the marketing push that Bucky Larson had.

The only redeeming thing for Bucky Larson is that Creature also opened in 1,500 theaters this weekend, and it was a failure of historic proportion. It brought in $331,000 dollars for an average of $220 per theater. This makes it the worst opening ever for a movie on at least 1,500 screens. But have you ever even heard of Creature? Yeah, neither has anybody else.

 

Next Weekend

Next weekend sees four wide releases that are hoping to shake up the top five. Can Ryan Gosling speed up to the top spot with Drive? Can a more direct Dustin Hoffman remake rape it’s way into the top five with Straw Dogs? Sarah Jessica Parker’s due for a bomb with I Don’t Know How She Does It, isn’t she? Is anybody hoping she isn’t? Does anybody care about the Lion King 3D? We’ll see!

Dave Biscella is a dude who loves writing, movies and tacos. He co-created, co-wrote and co-stars in the internet sitcom Juggalohio, which can be found at www.Juggalohio.com.

 

I bought all three issues of Marvel’s three-part series 15 Love hoping the manga comic was either a) nominally about tennis but mainly about teenagers having sex behind the ball machine, or b) completely about tennis and thus a legitimate reason for artist Tommy Ohtsuka to draw a bunch of otherwise illegal upskirt panels (note: my version of spell-check doesn’t recognize upskirt as a real word so I just added it to my computer’s dictionary—are you sure you want to keep reading?).

Unfortunately (or fortunately, if you’re not a van-driving Chester-in-training), writer Andi Watson leaves most of the salaciousness at the door and delivers an inside-the-lines story of a girl trying to improve her ranking at a tennis academy. Do I feel better for the world at large that there isn’t a comic out there about underage coke whores in tennis skirts? Mildly. Do I feel ripped off because I spent $16.43 on three comics because I thought they would be so creepy as to become ironic coffee-table conversation-starters only to later find out that the thing is about as edgy as an old episode of “Hey Dude”? Absolutely.

Most frustrating is all that the comic leaves on the table. The cover of the first issue promises much: a cartoonishly proportioned blonde swings a racket while her clothes hold on for dear life to her very detailed curves. The cover of the second issue features another girl looking slyly over her shoulder (at a potential lover? her vanquished opponent? her drug dealer? I can’t wait to find out!). However, the panels on the inside (with a few exceptions) are considerably muted compared to the cover and leave you mainly just reading  stories that revolve around climbing the leaderboard, recovering from injury and securing sponsorships. By the end I was wondering if a bonus issue would ever be released on the topic of calibrating the radar gun and painting the lines on the court.

No way that’s a regulation uniform…

The characters themselves have enormous potential: a sneaky-hot good-girl; a top-ranked, bitchy queen bee; a washed-up, touped, John Candy-in-Cool-Runnings-esque tennis coach; his golden boy nemesis. If this were T.V. we’d be looking at multiple, loyalty-testing hook-ups. What happens when Good Girl falls prey to Golden Boy’s charms? When Queen Bee sucks off John Candy to make him sabotage Good Girl? When Good-Girl and Queen Bee have a lesbian encounter to boost ratings and stave off cancellation?

None of these questions are answered though (or even posed). The story is three issues long and the characters spend it talking and playing tennis and then disappear from our lives with all the ceremony of an ESPN2 match that’s pre-empted for NASCAR.

15 Love teases in the same way that real-life, hot tennis chicks do. It shows off; it teases; it makes you think you have a chance with it. But in the end you realize that if you two had a future together, it would have found its way into your van a long time ago.

Corey Roberts is a contributor to Geekscape.net. Any legal questions, criminal or otherwise, pertaining to Mr. Roberts as a result of this piece should be directed to the offices of Feldman, Gold and Stone, Van Nuys, CA.