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It’s the middle of the summer, so let’s cool off with a movie about partially-thawed Nazi zombies. You read that right, we actually at one time discussed Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead (2014) and dug it out of its frosty tomb for a retroactive episode. We don’t remember much about this conversation, or the movie for that matter, but rest assured, we had some stuff to complain about as always. Get ready to do it with a dead girl while enjoying the 2-packs-a-day stylings of Bonnie Tyler on this retroactive episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Do you like zombie movies? Really? In 2017? Well, OK, but even you will probably be unable to find much of value in this week’s pick, the head shakingly odd direct-to-video messtorpiece The Video Dead from 1987. The guys do their best to explain the plot of a relatively plotless film, and ask questions like, “Why don’t the zombies actually eat anyone?” and “Are any of these people actors?” Get the dry ice and your grandparents’ vacuum tube TV set, because the HMN boys are going to reenact the one good scene from this film on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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After a successful Kickstarter for Series 1 back in 2013, The Animazombs are back for round 2! The campaign launched on Kickstarter on January 31 and has already just about reached the 50 percent mark of their $8,783 (£7,000) goal. You can learn more about Series 1 over at the official Instagram and Facebook but let’s dive into the all the excitement of Series 2!

So far, six undead critters have been revealed (the owl, however is part of a stretch goal). There may be more, should additional stretch goals be reached. Here is the line-up:

Now, each of these precious plushes has its own backstory (head over to the Kickstarter page to get the scoop) and a variety of fun hidden details to find. My personal favorite is Jamie the Walrus (who perhaps bears a likeness to a certain Myth Buster). His design is particularly witty and who doesn’t love a good walrus? But honestly, I don’t think you can go wrong with any of these guys.

You will notice some of the Animazombs don’t have names. That is because one of the pledge tiers (£250) grants backers the privilege of naming them. There are four slots for that tier available. There are plenty of other pledge options available, though. You could choose one plush from either series or even a full set of Series 2 Animazombs plus any potential stretch goals, for example.

The Animazombs Series 2 Kickstarter campaign ends on Wednesday, March 1 at 7 AM Pacific. Check ’em out!

Did new film “The Girl with All the Gifts” just rip off one of the best video games of all time, “The Last of Us?” The film premiered in Austin last week at Fantastic Fest and a few people were grumbling that it did.

The answer is emphatically, no. In fact, the film is based upon a young adult novel written by M. R. Carey which came out around the same time as when the game was created. They just share a similar story line which isn’t unusual for this genre if you read post apocalyptic fiction.

“The Girl with All the Gifts” is set in England, and after a post apocalyptic event where the population has been decimated by a fungus that renders those infected to become “Hungries.” Almost everyone is dead or living in military bunkers. The Hungries are fast moving, ravenous zombies who go dormant or complacent when there isn’t any food around.  Existence for the humans is pretty much counted day by day as a cure may soon be on the horizon. The cure may possibly come from an unusual source, -a small group of children who are neither fully human, nor fully a Hungry.

Immediately from film opening you recognize that these are not ordinary children. The opening scenes are intriguing and immediately reel you in to this vastly different world. The kids are restrained in wheel chairs, but they look normal. They even attend a type of school where they are taught about what life use to be like from a kind teacher named Helen Justineau (Gemma Arterton). It doesn’t take long to learn why the children are restrained after Helen touches one of her pupils.

Dr. Caldwell (Glen Close) walks a tight line between doing what is morally right, and what is best for the greater good. She’s determined to save the human race. Close’s character is probably one of the most pivotal roles in the film and I was surprised to see her turn up in a Zombie film but she’s an integral part to making this film go from being standard to exemplary.

Helen (Arterton), who spends a great deal of time teaching the children has issues with how the kids are treated. Their strapped down, mostly immobilized, and live in dismal jail cells and roughly handled by soldiers who relentlessly never cease to have a gun pointed at them. She’s morally torn from seeing the kids as innocents, and to what they possibly represent. The morality here plays a great deal into creating a dynamic that fills most of the story. That morality is one of the questions you’ll be pondering during the film and one that will resonate with you after if you so choose. Especially when you get to the ending.

“The Girl with All the Gifts” is in reference to Melanie. She’s perhaps the smartest, if not politest group of the bunch. When things begin to change, her plight takes on a new manifestation. Much of the second half of the film is dedicated to giving you the point of view of those trying to survive and not just from the humans point of view which makes this film’s story line intriguing but from various points.

The style and tone really mimic one of the all time great, fast running zombie films of all time, “28 Days Later.” The color is muted, and everything is given a dismal look overall. Vistas are mostly empty if not for the Hungries, and random animals that have so far escaped the Hungries paints an effecting landscape to a world without many humans. Director Colm McCarthy takes advantage of this landscape to set striking and contrasting scenes between what is, and what was.

If you’ve read “I Am Legend” by Richard Mathison (not the movie “I Am Legend”) which has one of the greatest sci/fi endings of all time, then you can get a clue as to where the ending of the film may be headed. That’s the only hint I supply as to the finale.

The film is directed by Colm McCarthy who didn’t actually go to film school. It’s said that he just loves and watched a lot of movies growing up and that was his school. He’s also known for directing most of season two Netflix’s “Peakey Blinders,” which incidentally stars Cillian Murphy who starred in “28 Days Later.” While the story is exceedingly well written, and directed by McCarthy, the moments he chooses to include of contrasting a violent moment of survival with a quiet moment of just enjoying a small thing like someone reading a book to you are wisely chosen and paced throughout the film.

“The Girl with All the Gifts” plays well to two distinct audiences, those who like the action films with gory violence, -which is never taken for granted nor played down in the film; And those who want the smarts behind good science fiction. The mixture of quiet moments, and striking visuals of action sequences really do leave you on the edge of your seat for a solid portion of the movie.

“Girl …” takes everything good about the fast-running zombie genre and post apocalyptic world story-telling and one-ups it by filling it with subtext of the next order, morality versus survival. If you are there for the violent gore of what life would be like existing in that world, or the mental exercise of wondering who has a right to live you, will find this film more than noteworthy. Certain to make many top ten lists this year.

Final Verdict: 4 out of 5

The US release date has not been determined but is now playing in the UK.

After 3 years of being an exclusive for the struggling console, the survival horror game ZombiU is now making its way to the PS4, Xbox One, and PC on August 18th as just Zombi. The game received mostly praise with it’s initial Wii U release, most of it which came from the very smooth integration of the Wii U Gamepad. I had the chance to rent the game back when it launched and felt it was a pretty solid experience. It should be noted that Zombi will be released only on digital platforms, so people hoping to snag a physical copy of the game are in for some disappointing news. Here’s the official announce trailer for the game. Will you be picking up Zombi when it launches?

El Rey Network never fails to provide pop culture geeks exactly the kind of entertainment they crave. Tomorrow (Saturday, April 25), the house Robert Rodriguez programmed will deliver its “MonstroCity” movie marathon, featuring the monsters of your nightmares that terrorize the urban jungle.

Get ready to sit back tomorrow with Curandero, Lucio Fulci’s City of the Living Dead and Zombie, and C.H.U.D.!

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The full schedule is below:

A marathon dedicated to celebrating the monsters that are worthy of your nightmares, MonstroCity will take over your evening with cannibals, zombies, and demons as they overtake cities from above and below ground! You have been warned, this marathon is not for the faint of heart. There will be gore, there will be violence, and most importantly, people will be eaten!

SATURDAY, April 25th

 

CURANDERO (12PM EST & 8:15PM EST)

Director: Eduardo Rodriguez

A journey that takes one man into the bowels of black magic in Mexico City

 

CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD (2:15PM EST & 10:30PM EST)

Director: Lucio Fulci

A reporter and a psychic race to close the Gates of Hell after the suicide of a clergyman caused them to open, allowing the dead to rise from the grave.

 

ZOMBIE (4:15PM EST & 12:30AM EST)

Director: Lucio Fulci

Strangers looking for a woman’s father arrive at a tropical island where a doctor desperately searches for the cause and cure of a recent epidemic of the undead.

 

C.H.U.D. (6:15PM EST & 2:30AM EST)

Director: Douglas Cheek

A bizarre series of murders in New York City seems to point toward the existence of a race of mutant cannibals living under the streets.

For America, cities were and still are a symbol of opportunity and hope. At the turn of the 20th century and well into the roaring twenties, the young and old flocked to make something of themselves… while the monsters dwelled outside the city limits.

The remarkable similarity that the majority of American horror films share is that they physically take place in remote or suburban locations. They almost never happen in cities. To know why, we only look at our own history.

When European settlers began to colonize the Americas in the late 15th century, conflict with indigenous tribes were, well, brutal. And bloody. You kind of expect now that every Thanksgiving your college roommate will bring up how much the pilgrims like, totally screwed over the Native Americans in terrifying fashion, man.

Well, your roommate isn’t wrong. America lost its humanity in the outskirts of society, in the total lawless wilderness. From murdering and grave robbing Native Americans and forcing them onto the Trail of Tears, to the slavery on the cotton fields and farms that built our nation, America’s worst sins happened beyond the roads.

Our folklore contain figures and spirits that lived beyond the cities. Bloody Mary, the Headless Horseman, the Jersey Devil and more. Seriously, peruse these tales yourself. How many of these tragic figures are said to haunt the most remote areas of our land?

Tomorrow, El Rey will prove that some monsters lurk just around the city block. Tune in at 12 PM ET and for an encore at 8:15 PM ET, as the MonstroCity marathon kicks off with Robert Rodriguez-executive produced Curandero!

Zombies are definitely still trending. So it is a little tricky for new content to stand out. A new independent zombie movie called, Fairfield, had their world premiere at Comikaze and presented a fun addition to the zombie genre. They explained it as The Breakfast Club meets 28 Days Later. It does have that vibe as much of the movie is spent in a school library with kids being real kids. It is somewhat similar to Pontypool (if you haven’t seen that film, go watch it!) where there are zombies, but it is mostly about the human drama. The writer comes from a playwriting background and the film does have a theater/play feel to it — same as Pontypool. Everyone who worked on the film loves zombie movies and horror and it shows.

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The film cost $50,000 to make, one third of which was crowd-funded, while the rest was provided by a private investor. It took them just 14 days to shoot with one pick-up day. They filmed at a school in Philadelphia during the summer. One of their biggest challenges was that halfway through filming, the lead actor hurt his knee and could not walk. There was originally going to be a fight scene so they had to rewrite the script. The filmmakers, however, felt good things came out of that change.

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The film is a stand-alone, but hopefully it will be a stepping stone for more to come. They are still working on distribution and hopefully will have more screenings soon. Follow them on Twitter and Facebook to find out more. If you enjoy independent films, zombie movies, The Breakfast Club, or quirky dramedies, check out Fairfield!

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Roger Ma’s The Zombie Combat Field Guide, a Coloring and Activity Book for Fighting the Living Dead, came out this week and it’s a blast. Is it for adults? Is it for kids? This is tough to say, but anyone interesting in surviving the zombie apocalypse should check it out.

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Just like similar coloring and activity books, except maybe a bit more adult themed, this one has all kinds of fun pages.

For example…a zombie is attacking you and your first thought is to pull on hair to keep their mouth from chewing on your face. Good idea? Bad? Check it out:

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Not only do you have fun coloring, you can also learn! Did you know the decomposed scalp would rip away so easily? Neither did I!

The book also assists in the zombie apocalypse decision making process with fun pages such as this one:

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It’s never an easy decision…right?  These are just some of the really fun pages to check out.

The illustrations by Y.N. Heller are also awesome. It’s so cool seeing such graphic imagery in the format of a coloring book.

The book includes sections on physique, how the zombies attack, and some interesting tips and tricks. Plus, you get to color while you learn. Who doesn’t love coloring?

For ordering information, check out this link. The book is available now!

 

Geekscape author Dennis Finocchiaro covers everything from Legos to movies, and even writes his own stuff. Check out his collection of flash fiction that take place during the zombie apocalypse here.

 

So this just in, the two BIGGEST zombie franchises are coming together in what can ONLY be described as a chocolate-peanut butter situation. From the posted press release:

 

Capcom and Valve are pleased to announce the Resident Evil® 6 x Left 4 Dead 2 project. This crossover project between two of the interactive entertainment industry’s most respected publishers will see characters from Left 4 Dead™ 2 featured exclusively in the forthcoming PC version of Resident Evil® 6, while enemies from Resident Evil 6 will invade the PC version of Left 4 Dead 2. All content will be made available completely free for fans of either game to access and play.

 

Owners of Resident Evil 6 PC will be able to select one of four survivors from Left 4 Dead 2’s iconic cast – Coach, Nick, Ellis and Rochelle – when playing PC exclusive mode, The Mercenaries No Mercy. Each character will have a special customized weapon load-out created just for use in Resident Evil 6. In addition to the four survivors, two of the infamous Special Infected zombies from the Left 4 Dead franchise – the Witch and Mini Tank – will also make a cameo appearance in this mode, relentlessly attacking players regardless of whether a character from Left 4 Dead 2 or Resident Evil 6 is chosen. This new and exclusive content will automatically be downloaded in the background to all owners of the PC version of Resident Evil 6 from April 5.

 

Making the leap to the PC version of Left 4 Dead 2 will be some of Resident Evil 6’s most fearsome enemies – Lepotitsa, Napad and Ogroman. All three characters were brought to life in Left 4 Dead 2 by Valve’s renowned developers using its Steam Workshop tools. Owners of the PC version of Left 4 Dead 2 will be able to face a new deadly challenge when Resident Evil 6 characters infect Valve’s classic zombie title this spring.

 

Commenting on the crossover project, Chet Faliszek from Valve stated: “We’re huge Resident Evil fans, so when the opportunity arose to work directly with Capcom to combine L4D2 and RE6, we jumped at it.”

 

Resident Evil 6 Producer Yoshiaki Hirabayashi added: “The Resident Evil 6 team really enjoyed working on this crossover, and we’re confident that our fans will have a great time with it too! We hope you enjoy this unique content.”

 

That is all we got… besides this SWEET Developer Journal and these screenshots!

 

 

 

 

When we get more info we will keep you posted!

It looks The War Z, the highly anticipated MMO is finally coming together!

Developer Hammerpoint Interactive showed off some alpha gameplay at PAX today, and even at this stage the game looks pretty neat (if not familiar).

The game takes a similar approach to the popular ARMA II mod Day Z, in that it’s a survival MMO set in the midst of a zombie outbreak. Huge maps and tons of people, and even more zombies should mean that there are always scares to be had, and people to meet up with.

The War Z seems to have borrowed more from Left 4 Dead than Day Z however, as it takes more of a traditional shooter approach than the latter does. Even many of the interface elements appear pretty familiar.

I’ve only put a few hours into Day Z myself, but so far The War Z looks to be a much smoother experience with an easier to understand interface. Day Z in my opinion has way too much going on control wise, and I find myself having to constantly look into the menu for the correct button to press.

Check out the video below! More info on the game can be found here.

 

It all began with one man… isn’t that how it always goes? First we have that one man eating the face of another in Miami, then in New Jersey a man stabbed himself and threw his intestines at police. Now another man admitted he killed his room-mate then ate his heart and brains? Oh and we cannot forget to mention the woman who ate her babies brains. Or even back to about a month ago when a man in Massachusetts ate parts of his wife?

Has the world gone mad? Is there a virus out there that some idiot working in a top secret lab dropped on himself and he brought out into the world? Is the Umbrella Corporation real?

I can’t answer any of those questions for you. What I can do is tell you that “bath salts” have become the new drug people are searching for on the Internet ever since that attack in Miami last week. What are “bath salts” you ask?

‘Bath Salts’ are a synthetic drug that reportedly produces “an extreme high of euphoria” and is comparable to amphetamines and cocaine. This drug prevents the person from sleeping for days which has led to people comparing the users to “zombies”. A 50-milligram packet of the white powdery bath salts reportedly sells for $25 to $50, and is also known by street names like “Ivory Wave,” “Vanilla Sky,” “Bliss,” and “Purple Rain.” But… sadly you don’t break into a sexy version of ‘When Doves Cry’. No, instead you eat the flesh of the homeless.

Now while there is legislation being passed criminalizing synthetic marijuana and some ”bath salts”  and people saying these people were just mentally ill or on drugs. Well… i’m not ruling anything out.

Baseball bat? Check. Nail gun? Check. Molotov ingredients? Check. Locations of hot female friends that may be in need of saving? Check. Check. Check.

sources: Policymic, TheHollywoodGossip

Geekscape listeners might remember the March 1st podcast, where Jonathan interviewed stars Steve J. Palmer and K. Harrison Sweeney about their “RED DEAD REDEMPTION” experiences, as well as details about “FROM THE TRAILER TO THE GRAVE’s” pre-production. As a refresher for those who may have missed, or have yet to listen to the episode, the most frequently asked question to BIG HORN SAMURAI SINEMA has been, “Why Wyoming??”. Many films that are set in Wyoming’s great wide open (“Brokeback Mountain,” “An Unfinished Life,” “Did You Hear about the Morgans?”) end up being shot in Wyoming stand-ins, like New Mexico, or even Vancouver. As a Wyoming native who grew up in Worland, K. Harrison Sweeney and his production company want to change that. Wyoming offers unique geographical locations, like Devil’s Tower (which was used in “Close Encounters of the Third Kind”), or Hell’s Half Acre (used in “Starship Troopers”), which would fit with this particular genre of film. Mr. Sweeney’s mission: greatly boost the film industry in the Cowboy State… and here’s how YOU can take part:

Starting back on Thursday, April 5th, 2012, voting began for The Wyoming Short Film Contest! Register at the contest site and vote for UNDEAD LOVERS!

From Actor/Writer/Producer K. Harrison Sweeney comes “FROM THE TRAILER TO THE GRAVE”, a film that will birth the new genre of RedZomRomCom (Redneck Zombie Romantic Comedy). Currently in pre-production, filming of this Magnum opus of camp-n-blood begins in Wyoming in August of 2012, and will star five lead alumni of 2010’s Game of the Year, “RED DEAD REDEMPTION”, as well as FANGORIA magazine’s frequently featured “Scream Queen” Lindsay Goranson, Mark Fite of “Mr. Show with Bob & David” notoriety, Jim Turner from HBO’s “Arli$$” and Ken Campbell from FOX’s 90’s sitcom cult hit, “Herman’s Head”. Also on board is comic/graphic novel artist Guy LeMay (Image Comics’ “Dead@17”, Viper Comics’ “The Rabid”), who will be providing storyboard/end credit art, as well as Los Angeles-based band The Peculiar Pretzelmen, who will be using their early 20th Century blues/rag-rock sound to score the film.

BIG HORN SAMURAI SINEMA has entered “Undead Lovers”, a short film (which also serves as a music video to Jalan Crossland’s song of the same name) that is based off the brothel dream sequence from “FROM THE TRAILER TO THE GRAVE”. With a grand prize of $25,000 to possibly add atop their budget, BIG HORN SAMURAI SINEMA could have that much more to assist in their efforts to bring future productions to such a unique, magnificent state and overall filming landscape. Simply follow the above link to the voting page, and follow the instructions. It will require you to open a voting account, which is quick, easy, confidential and literally takes 2 minutes, tops. Cast your vote for “Undead Lovers”; you’ll have until Thursday, April 26th!

You can follow all the latest casting news, production pics, interviews and general “Zombie-ness” by visiting www.fromthetrailertothegrave.com!

I first met professional fighter Nate Quarry at ZomBCon 2010, when Nate was invited there to promote his new brand Zombie Cage Fighter. I was scheduled to host a panel with Nate about Zombie Cage Fighter and was told that he was a geek. After putting him in Google, I was convinved there was no way he was a geek.

A pro fighter since 2001, Nate has been many things over the years: a host, a public speaker, an athlete. He even had a zombie modeled after him in Left4Dead 2. But a geek? As we walked across the Seattle Center grounds to our conference room, I tried gauging just how big of a geek he was and whether or not ZCF was something he cared about or if he was just one in a long line of non-geeks looking to cash in on the zombie craze.

By the time we reached our conference room, I was not only convinced that Nate doesn’t do anything if he doesn’t care about it 100%, but also that, in many ways, he was a bigger geek than myself (and not just in physical size). Nate, Walton and I spent the rest of that weekend in Seattle hanging around the convention, talking zombies and becoming friends.

Tonight, Nate embarks on his latest endeavor, as one of the hosts of Spike TV’s MMA Uncensored Live, a live mixed martial arts news show featuring expert analysis, interviews, in-depth features, highlights, and an immersive social media experience. As busy as he is with the show’s premiere, Nate still took the time to talk to me a bit about the show, his path to where he is now, being a geek and Steven Seagal.

 

Nate, tell me about MMA Uncensored Live. Really, what kind of geek will watch this show?

My show is 3 guys sitting around talking about fighting. Take away the cameras and it’s basically the hardcore fans sitting around bs-ing about the upcoming fights and the state of MMA in general.

The geeks that watch this show are going to be the MMA geeks. Yes, I said it. The personality of an MMA geek is exactly the same as a comic geek. “When did Couture fight Belfort for the first time?” I have no idea but the MMA geek does. I just know Randy won. “Who wrote Hulk 181?” I have no idea but it was the first full appearance of Wolverine.

It’s the exact same personality, just the passion is different. Me, I love them both. I fell in love with comics because I needed heroes in my life. Then MMA showed me that you don’t have to be a victim. You can stand up for yourself and maybe one day someone will look at you in the same way that people look at the comic heroes. They see a man doing amazing things and it raises their own understanding of what’s possible for a human being.

What’s the most exciting aspect of being a part of it?

The most exciting part is that it’s live! One screw up and it’s online forever. I have to learn who fought who in what show. Stuff I’m not good at… How long ’til I screw up? Probably within 2 minutes of the first show.

Nate Quarry, Craig Carton and Mike Straka – The Cast of Spike’s MMA Uncensored Live

You’re a hardcore geek. I’m one of those geeks that’s pretty skeptical of people who call themselves geeks but you proved it almost right off the bat when you stumped me on some quote you said as we were crossing the street in Seattle. Do you remember what it was?

I don’t remember but I’m sure it was something awesome. From The Big Lebowski to Star Wars, I know them all. (Pretty sure it was Big Lebowski).

Also, is the replica Thor hammer still in your attic or have you brought it down where it belongs, in the living room, for everyone to see?

Haven’t brought The Hammer down yet.

Is that the geekiest thing you own?

I have much geek paraphernalia. From the life size Thor hammer to the Factory X Captain America shield. A crappy copy of X-Men #1 GDC graded. A nearly complete collection of The Incredible Hulk. No, I don’t have the first six issues. If you really want to know the geekiest thing I have I’d have to say a magazine. Not my nearly complete collection of original Star Wars action figures with their accessories. A magazine that lists every possible original Star Wars action figures that I have gone through, in my adult years, and X-ed out every figure and the accessory that I have and circled the ones I don’t have. Some day I will complete the collection and have it on display. But not ’til I’m in a serious relationship… I don’t need to scare her off before she’s committed.

Valve made you a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2. How did that even come about?

I’m friends with one of the owners, Ken Birdwell, and when I wasn’t put in the first UFC game he said he’d put me in his game as a zombie. Pretty damn cool, I must say.

What were you a fan of growing up? Specific comics? Movies? Shows? Games? What were the top things?

Comics were my passion. I read the Donald Duck ones as a kid but when I was 13 that’s when I discovered the X-Men. Every day I’d stop by 7-11 on my way home from school and look at the comics. One day they had a new book, X-Factor. But it was a whopping $1.25! I couldn’t afford that, so I hid it in a Pee Chee folder and every day I stop by to make sure it was still there.

Finally, after several weeks, I had saved up the money and was able to buy it. I ran home and I still remember laying on the carpet in my room reading it. The story just blew me away. I was hooked from then on.

Star Wars was my favorite of all time. My action figures were my friends and I’d pretend I was there interacting with them going on adventures. I didn’t have many friends being raised a Jehovah’s Witness. I wasn’t allowed to have kids from school over so I spent most of my childhood alone in my own dreamland. I could escape into the science fiction world.

I bought the first NES with my strawberry picking money. It was $120 and I went halfsies on it with my brother. I think I was 12 and he was 21. I had to loan him the $60 which took him about 9 months to pay me back. Even as a kid I was the driving force in my family with my work ethic. When I bought The Legend of Zelda with its gold case, you knew it was something special. I bought it on a Friday and I figured over the next three days I played about 22 hours. I was obsessed. I wasn’t allowed to play sports so this is where I could try to accomplish something. Super Mario Bros still has to be one of the greatest games of all time. I just downloaded it on my Wii. To warp or not to warp? That is the question…

You told me a story about a guy you ran into years later who used to pick on you in school. He was now claiming he was always your friend. Am I remembering this story right? How did it go?

He came up to me in a bar and we were bs-ing about things. This was a couple years after I had started fighting. And he knew it. He started to annoy me, nothing in particular, just being a dick. I had a buddy sitting there listening to our conversation. I look at this guy and say, “You know what? I seem to recall you gave me a pretty hard time when we were kids.” He says, “Uh… no I didn’t. That wasn’t me…” Me as I look him straight in the eye, “No. That was you and I don’t think I cared for it.” To this he just about whimpers/screams “That wasn’t me!” and is gone like a shot to the other end of the bar. I wasn’t going to hurt him. But that’s not what bullies necessarily do. They try to belittle you and take away your self respect. It was nice to turn the tables on him.

Were you picked on in school? Was it for being a geek or geek things?

It was for me being a nerd.

Did that lead you to what you’re doing now or play a part?

I was raised in a cult who wasn’t allowed to do sports. I couldn’t participate in any holiday celebrations nor could I go to kids parties or anything like that. It didn’t help that I was bone skinny with clothes bought at garage sales with big thick glasses and hair parted down the middle. When I started fighting it was me taking control of my life and building my self esteem by standing up for myself and not playing the role of a victim.

What advice would you give someone who’s possibly getting picked on in school? What do you wish you had known back then?

That school is in reality a tiny part of your life. Whatever you enjoy doing there are millions of others that like the same thing. Find those groups whether they be local or online.

Someone can’t belittle you unless you give them that power. The opposite of love isn’t hate. It’s indifference. I remember a girl coming up to me out of no where and saying, “I don’t like you.” At the time it bothered me because I didn’t have self confidence. If she came up to me now I just wouldn’t care. Who I am isn’t dictated on other people’s opinions of me. I am who I am and if you don’t like it you can go <bleep> yourself. If you do like who I am, cool.

Whether you’re gay, a nerd, a geek, whatever your flavor is, believe in yourself. Because if you don’t, no one will. There’s enough people in the world that will try to tear you down you don’t need to help them.


Let’s talk about Zombie Cage Fighter. I thought you were nuts the first time I saw you in makeup, but like when you saw Super Action Man this past summer at San Diego, it was proof that we’re going all in as creators.

That’s funny because when I saw you as Super Action Man I thought YOU were nuts but for me being dressed as a zombie, well, that made perfect sense to me. It’s all about how far you’re willing to go to follow your dreams. For me it meant quitting my job of over ten years to become a full time fighter when the most I’d ever made was about $500 for a fight. I’d rather go all in then wonder what if on my death bed.

Where’d the idea for it come from?

I don’t know where the idea came from. It just made sense to me. How would you beat a zombie? It’s just a mechanical being that likes to bite. Break down the mechanism and beware the teeth.

How’s the brand building and what’s the goal of it? What kinds of things would you like ZCF to have a hand in? Comics? Movies? More merch?

ZCF right now is mostly shirts. I have my screenplay finished and have had an offer from Hollywood to make the movie. It’s a solid story. But the offer was crap so I passed. Now I’m hoping to have an animated series on Spike. I may even launch the next phase at the SDCC this year. Have a full comic book to launch with Spike Tv’s first presence there. It’s all a rich tapestry.

What’s your beef with Steven Seagal, you know, besides the fact that he’s no Jean Claude Van Damme?

Everyone that I know that’s worked with him just says he’s a blowhard. And he proves it after fights where he runs to the camera to take credit for other people’s wins. And when someone doesn’t care who he is, like Jon Jones, after he fights, and WINS, Seagal is right there saying how bad Jones looked and how much he could help him.

Cool. You’re literally that great, come into my world. We’ll line you up a fight. Since you’re so good you should be able to walk through the competition. It’s just a fight after all. That’s what I love about this sport. Think you’re great? Then shut up and prove it. I’ve been in the game a long time and do certain things very well. But you’re not going to see me taking credit for helping a fighter or mocking a fighter for not doing what I do well and believe me, there have been opportunities for both.

I wish you’d let me post those before and after pictures from your nose being broken and it looked like you’d turned into Margaret Cho. This isn’t a question. I just want to see if you’d let me post those before and after photos.

We’ll see…

 

MMA Uncensored Live premieres tonight (Thursday the 23rd) at 11PM/10 Central on Spike TV. Check it out and maybe we’ll get a look at those horrifying photos one day!