Continuing on with our E3 stories, what may have been lost in the crowd is Steep. It’s a game that belongs to a seemingly unique genre. I mean, have you heard of an Open World Action Sports Game before this?

Steep is one of those titles that will appeal to people who go into GTA with friends and spend the night racing golf carts, airplanes, and everything in between. I imagine this game to be wildly fun with friends. I especially got this feeling when watching Ubisoft’s walkthrough of the game.

If the video is too long for you, at least fast forward to 2:46 for a good laugh. Am I a bad person?

Today, at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3), Ubisoft® announced the development of Steep, an action sports game set in the open world of the Alps. Steep is scheduled to be released December 2016 on Xbox One, PlayStation®4 computer entertainment system and Windows PC.

 

With development led by Ubisoft Annecy,* Steep drops players onto the peaks of mountains, with exhilarating experiences that include skiing, wingsuiting, snowboarding, and paragliding. These sports establish an incredible level of freedom to explore the game’s open world, allowing players to choose the way they travel and play. Steep’s vast playground offers a wide range of activities that give players the opportunity to discover, compete, pull off crazy stunts, and more. Players can meet with friends from all over the world to create unique and memorable moments.

 

In Steep, players can use the innovative trail feature to relive their most inspiring rides and trailblazing achievements, and share them on social networks with friends. Along with sharing ride replays, players can also use this feature to challenge friends to outrace them on a shared path, create epic stunts or set out to discover the massive mountain playground.

 

“Along with Ubisoft Montpellier and Ubisoft Kiev, we used our significant online and multiplayer expertise to create a game that captures the excitement and adrenaline we feel when we explore the snowy mountains surrounding us,” said Rebecka Coutaz, studio manager at Ubisoft Annecy.

 

“We love seeing videos of adventures and stunts that riders from all over the world share on social media,” added Igor Manceau, Creative Director at Ubisoft. “Steep’s open-world and wealth of multiplayer activities were built to inspire this type of creativity. We can’t wait to see what players will discover and share when they first experience Steep.”
In addition to exploring the Alps, Steep riders will be able to travel across the world and traverse the majestic slopes of Alaska, available as a free update after launch.

 

To have a chance to play first during upcoming live periods, please register at http://www.steepgame.com
For more information about Steep, please visit http://www.ubisoft.com, follow us on http://www.facebook.com/steepgame or http://www.twitter.com/Steep_Game and join the conversation by using #SteepGame.

 

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Steep is set to release this Winter!

 

I first met professional fighter Nate Quarry at ZomBCon 2010, when Nate was invited there to promote his new brand Zombie Cage Fighter. I was scheduled to host a panel with Nate about Zombie Cage Fighter and was told that he was a geek. After putting him in Google, I was convinved there was no way he was a geek.

A pro fighter since 2001, Nate has been many things over the years: a host, a public speaker, an athlete. He even had a zombie modeled after him in Left4Dead 2. But a geek? As we walked across the Seattle Center grounds to our conference room, I tried gauging just how big of a geek he was and whether or not ZCF was something he cared about or if he was just one in a long line of non-geeks looking to cash in on the zombie craze.

By the time we reached our conference room, I was not only convinced that Nate doesn’t do anything if he doesn’t care about it 100%, but also that, in many ways, he was a bigger geek than myself (and not just in physical size). Nate, Walton and I spent the rest of that weekend in Seattle hanging around the convention, talking zombies and becoming friends.

Tonight, Nate embarks on his latest endeavor, as one of the hosts of Spike TV’s MMA Uncensored Live, a live mixed martial arts news show featuring expert analysis, interviews, in-depth features, highlights, and an immersive social media experience. As busy as he is with the show’s premiere, Nate still took the time to talk to me a bit about the show, his path to where he is now, being a geek and Steven Seagal.

 

Nate, tell me about MMA Uncensored Live. Really, what kind of geek will watch this show?

My show is 3 guys sitting around talking about fighting. Take away the cameras and it’s basically the hardcore fans sitting around bs-ing about the upcoming fights and the state of MMA in general.

The geeks that watch this show are going to be the MMA geeks. Yes, I said it. The personality of an MMA geek is exactly the same as a comic geek. “When did Couture fight Belfort for the first time?” I have no idea but the MMA geek does. I just know Randy won. “Who wrote Hulk 181?” I have no idea but it was the first full appearance of Wolverine.

It’s the exact same personality, just the passion is different. Me, I love them both. I fell in love with comics because I needed heroes in my life. Then MMA showed me that you don’t have to be a victim. You can stand up for yourself and maybe one day someone will look at you in the same way that people look at the comic heroes. They see a man doing amazing things and it raises their own understanding of what’s possible for a human being.

What’s the most exciting aspect of being a part of it?

The most exciting part is that it’s live! One screw up and it’s online forever. I have to learn who fought who in what show. Stuff I’m not good at… How long ’til I screw up? Probably within 2 minutes of the first show.

Nate Quarry, Craig Carton and Mike Straka – The Cast of Spike’s MMA Uncensored Live

You’re a hardcore geek. I’m one of those geeks that’s pretty skeptical of people who call themselves geeks but you proved it almost right off the bat when you stumped me on some quote you said as we were crossing the street in Seattle. Do you remember what it was?

I don’t remember but I’m sure it was something awesome. From The Big Lebowski to Star Wars, I know them all. (Pretty sure it was Big Lebowski).

Also, is the replica Thor hammer still in your attic or have you brought it down where it belongs, in the living room, for everyone to see?

Haven’t brought The Hammer down yet.

Is that the geekiest thing you own?

I have much geek paraphernalia. From the life size Thor hammer to the Factory X Captain America shield. A crappy copy of X-Men #1 GDC graded. A nearly complete collection of The Incredible Hulk. No, I don’t have the first six issues. If you really want to know the geekiest thing I have I’d have to say a magazine. Not my nearly complete collection of original Star Wars action figures with their accessories. A magazine that lists every possible original Star Wars action figures that I have gone through, in my adult years, and X-ed out every figure and the accessory that I have and circled the ones I don’t have. Some day I will complete the collection and have it on display. But not ’til I’m in a serious relationship… I don’t need to scare her off before she’s committed.

Valve made you a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2. How did that even come about?

I’m friends with one of the owners, Ken Birdwell, and when I wasn’t put in the first UFC game he said he’d put me in his game as a zombie. Pretty damn cool, I must say.

What were you a fan of growing up? Specific comics? Movies? Shows? Games? What were the top things?

Comics were my passion. I read the Donald Duck ones as a kid but when I was 13 that’s when I discovered the X-Men. Every day I’d stop by 7-11 on my way home from school and look at the comics. One day they had a new book, X-Factor. But it was a whopping $1.25! I couldn’t afford that, so I hid it in a Pee Chee folder and every day I stop by to make sure it was still there.

Finally, after several weeks, I had saved up the money and was able to buy it. I ran home and I still remember laying on the carpet in my room reading it. The story just blew me away. I was hooked from then on.

Star Wars was my favorite of all time. My action figures were my friends and I’d pretend I was there interacting with them going on adventures. I didn’t have many friends being raised a Jehovah’s Witness. I wasn’t allowed to have kids from school over so I spent most of my childhood alone in my own dreamland. I could escape into the science fiction world.

I bought the first NES with my strawberry picking money. It was $120 and I went halfsies on it with my brother. I think I was 12 and he was 21. I had to loan him the $60 which took him about 9 months to pay me back. Even as a kid I was the driving force in my family with my work ethic. When I bought The Legend of Zelda with its gold case, you knew it was something special. I bought it on a Friday and I figured over the next three days I played about 22 hours. I was obsessed. I wasn’t allowed to play sports so this is where I could try to accomplish something. Super Mario Bros still has to be one of the greatest games of all time. I just downloaded it on my Wii. To warp or not to warp? That is the question…

You told me a story about a guy you ran into years later who used to pick on you in school. He was now claiming he was always your friend. Am I remembering this story right? How did it go?

He came up to me in a bar and we were bs-ing about things. This was a couple years after I had started fighting. And he knew it. He started to annoy me, nothing in particular, just being a dick. I had a buddy sitting there listening to our conversation. I look at this guy and say, “You know what? I seem to recall you gave me a pretty hard time when we were kids.” He says, “Uh… no I didn’t. That wasn’t me…” Me as I look him straight in the eye, “No. That was you and I don’t think I cared for it.” To this he just about whimpers/screams “That wasn’t me!” and is gone like a shot to the other end of the bar. I wasn’t going to hurt him. But that’s not what bullies necessarily do. They try to belittle you and take away your self respect. It was nice to turn the tables on him.

Were you picked on in school? Was it for being a geek or geek things?

It was for me being a nerd.

Did that lead you to what you’re doing now or play a part?

I was raised in a cult who wasn’t allowed to do sports. I couldn’t participate in any holiday celebrations nor could I go to kids parties or anything like that. It didn’t help that I was bone skinny with clothes bought at garage sales with big thick glasses and hair parted down the middle. When I started fighting it was me taking control of my life and building my self esteem by standing up for myself and not playing the role of a victim.

What advice would you give someone who’s possibly getting picked on in school? What do you wish you had known back then?

That school is in reality a tiny part of your life. Whatever you enjoy doing there are millions of others that like the same thing. Find those groups whether they be local or online.

Someone can’t belittle you unless you give them that power. The opposite of love isn’t hate. It’s indifference. I remember a girl coming up to me out of no where and saying, “I don’t like you.” At the time it bothered me because I didn’t have self confidence. If she came up to me now I just wouldn’t care. Who I am isn’t dictated on other people’s opinions of me. I am who I am and if you don’t like it you can go <bleep> yourself. If you do like who I am, cool.

Whether you’re gay, a nerd, a geek, whatever your flavor is, believe in yourself. Because if you don’t, no one will. There’s enough people in the world that will try to tear you down you don’t need to help them.


Let’s talk about Zombie Cage Fighter. I thought you were nuts the first time I saw you in makeup, but like when you saw Super Action Man this past summer at San Diego, it was proof that we’re going all in as creators.

That’s funny because when I saw you as Super Action Man I thought YOU were nuts but for me being dressed as a zombie, well, that made perfect sense to me. It’s all about how far you’re willing to go to follow your dreams. For me it meant quitting my job of over ten years to become a full time fighter when the most I’d ever made was about $500 for a fight. I’d rather go all in then wonder what if on my death bed.

Where’d the idea for it come from?

I don’t know where the idea came from. It just made sense to me. How would you beat a zombie? It’s just a mechanical being that likes to bite. Break down the mechanism and beware the teeth.

How’s the brand building and what’s the goal of it? What kinds of things would you like ZCF to have a hand in? Comics? Movies? More merch?

ZCF right now is mostly shirts. I have my screenplay finished and have had an offer from Hollywood to make the movie. It’s a solid story. But the offer was crap so I passed. Now I’m hoping to have an animated series on Spike. I may even launch the next phase at the SDCC this year. Have a full comic book to launch with Spike Tv’s first presence there. It’s all a rich tapestry.

What’s your beef with Steven Seagal, you know, besides the fact that he’s no Jean Claude Van Damme?

Everyone that I know that’s worked with him just says he’s a blowhard. And he proves it after fights where he runs to the camera to take credit for other people’s wins. And when someone doesn’t care who he is, like Jon Jones, after he fights, and WINS, Seagal is right there saying how bad Jones looked and how much he could help him.

Cool. You’re literally that great, come into my world. We’ll line you up a fight. Since you’re so good you should be able to walk through the competition. It’s just a fight after all. That’s what I love about this sport. Think you’re great? Then shut up and prove it. I’ve been in the game a long time and do certain things very well. But you’re not going to see me taking credit for helping a fighter or mocking a fighter for not doing what I do well and believe me, there have been opportunities for both.

I wish you’d let me post those before and after pictures from your nose being broken and it looked like you’d turned into Margaret Cho. This isn’t a question. I just want to see if you’d let me post those before and after photos.

We’ll see…

 

MMA Uncensored Live premieres tonight (Thursday the 23rd) at 11PM/10 Central on Spike TV. Check it out and maybe we’ll get a look at those horrifying photos one day!

Every so often, I have a craving to watch The Mighty Ducks, Little Big Giants, or Angels in the Outfield.  Of course, on that same front, I also get a regular craving to watch Ice Princess or Clueless, so we probably shouldn’t go by my cravings.

I admit I have problems.  And a crush on Trachtenberg.

But on the first two, there is definitely something in them that speaks to me, and I’m assuming many others by the amount of movies that have been made about underdog sports teams, even though lately it has felt like such movies are coming out more and more infrequently.

We know the type, though.  You get this team that is just slaughtered at the beginning, mocked by some big bad-ass on the other team.  Then this guy comes in and, somehow, revitalizes the team.  Could be a coach, could be the new quarterback, and suddenly everyone’s stuck in training montage mode.

The you have your key characters: the quick, smart-mouthed goalie/kicker/waterboy, the two brothers/cousins/best friends who work as a unit, the old guy that no one thinks can make it, the one guy with massive family issues whose dad shows up at a crucial moment, and then, as always, that one kid.  You know, that loveable bonehead that the other team charges into and just bounces off of.  The one you love to love, but never gets a lot of screen-time.

Michael Dowse’s Goon is about that character.

You might recognize Dowse’s name from the recent Take Me Home Tonight, and you’ll certainly recognize the lead actor playing Douglas Glatt: Seann William Scott. (My favorite roles of his?  Wayne in Evolution and Travis in The Rundown.  Note: I still make the “kawwKAWWW” noises.  Because I never update my references.  Just saying.)

Also in or related to this film, we have writer Evan Goldberg (Pineapple Express, Superbad), actor/writer Jay Baruchel (Tropic Thunder – Hot LZ), Liev Schreiber (SABRETOOTH, FUCK YEEEEEEAH!), Allison Pill (Scott Pilgrim – the drummer, Kim Pine), and Marc-Andre Grondin, who isn’t really on the American film scene yet, but is so hipstery hot in this movie I have to mention him.

Based on the true story of minor league hockey player, Doug Smith, Goon is about Douglas Glatt (Scott), and his unlikely foray into the world of hockey.

Foraying.

There are multiple things going on at the beginning of this film.  First, we get introduced to Ross Rhea (Sabreto–, er, Schreiber. But could you imagine Sabretooth on ice skates?!  Amazing!), the unofficial reigning champion of beating ass on ice.  What’s he doing when we get introduced to him?  Knitting.  That’s right.  Come on people, keep up!  He’s beating ass on ice!

Then we move to Mr. Doug Glatt at his place of employment– a bar.  He’s a bouncer, so we slide into a montage of what he does as a bouncer, which segues into him hanging out with his friend and psychotic hockey fan, Pat (Baruchel), and goes into an odd moment where Glatt starts bemoaning his goal-less station in life.

See, Doug is the loser of his family.  His father (Eugene Levy) and (gay) brother are both doctors, his mother is… married to a doctor, (Is that an achievement?  I suppose.), and Pat is running a successful hocket-based web show called “Hot Ice”.

It’s a slapstick comedy show.

To get him out of his depressive funk, Pat takes Doug to a local hockey game and loads him with corndogs.  While both happily feeding their maws, one of the hockey players begins to mouth off about “fags”.  Being his usual quirky asshole-self, Pat starts massively heckling the guy, who climbs out of the box with intent of beating Pat into little heckle-less bits.

However, Doug takes offense to the unnamed player’s use of “fags” and steps up, beating the guy into a little bloody mess and, for the climax, Doug headbutts the guy so hard his helmet splits into two.

This catches the eye of one of the coaches and, shortly thereafer, Doug is recruited.  Insert clips of him being introduced to the team, beating their asses, being unable to skate, and finally getting transferred to a bigger Canadian team, the Halifax Highlanders.

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The Highlanders have a problem.  They have an amazing player, La Flamme (Grondin), who is afraid to really play hockey.  During a previous game some time prior, Sabretooth (Rhea) (Schrieber), slammed into La Flamme so hard that he almost died.  Since then, La Flamme has been a skittish little kitten, unable to play to his full potential and instead consuming a lot of coke.  No, not the soda.

It is the coach’s hope that, with Glatt to protect him, La Flamme might be able to play again and the Highlanders might actually get out of their slump.  Unfortunately, there are several problems, starting with La Flamme’s attitude, ending with Glatt’s inability to skate, and in the middle there’s some issue with team spirit and unity.  It’s like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of suck on ice.

There’s also the matter of Eva (Pill), Doug’s love interest, who already has a boyfriend but can’t seem to keep herself away from Doug.

Still bitter over Scott.

I’ve noticed a good deal of the PR about this movie seems to focus on how the real conflict of this movie is Glatt’s lack of skating ability, but such is not the case.

How do I know this?  Because there’s never any resolution to his childish skating.  There’s never any montage of him stumbling by himself on the ice, never any montage of him being trained by a fellow player or coaches.  It’s basically, “Huh.  You can’t skate.  Okay, then.  We’re going to make fun of you for a bit and move on.”

Did I like this movie?  It definitely had many great moments, things that made me laugh out loud (sometimes by myself, which was kinda awkward in a small theater with maybe eight other people), though nothing made me actually tip over in my seat (that honor has been reserved, thus far, for Bridesmaids and the home-birthing sequence in The Back-up Plan).

Stood up by Wolverine.  Poor guy.

I was actually surprised by this movie at some points.  It’s ninety minutes long– an hour and a half– and Dowse made sure not to waste a single minute of film.  There’s a lot packed into a tiny space and, at times, it felt as though the stereotypical moments we’d expect were discarded.

In most sports movies, there’s a lot of character-driven scenes.  Intimate moments, breakdowns, confessionals, unexpected bonding.  There wasn’t a lot of that in this movie (though there was some).  What this movie was mostly carried on was Scott’s ability to convey Glatt’s character (something I wrote in my notes as “channeling his inner golden retriever”) through every scene, even the most inconsequential.

I’ve always been a Seann Williams Scott fan, and even though I won’t watch a decent chunk of his films (like Dude, Where’s My Car?… I just can’t do it), it was really good to see that my faith in him was justified.

So if you want to watch a fun, oddly witty, hockey movie with some epic on-the-ice fights, Goon is available On Demand on February 24th and in theaters on March 30th.  You can see where it is going to be playing and  check out the trailer here in the meantime.