I can’t think of a more fitting theme for October’s Loot Wear shipment than “Horror.” Now, all cards on the table, I have only seen one of the movies or shows represented in this shipment (scary movies are not my thing) so I may not be doing many of these items justice (but I will do my best).

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The one item I did recognize was the pair of Nightmare before Christmas socks. Much like the Sonic the Hedgehog socks from September’s crate, the image of Jack Skellington and Oogie Boogie is screen-printed on the garment.

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While I didn’t understand all the references, I was still impressed with the detail on the Alien long sleeve shirt. I will say my brother was pretty excited about it.

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lootwearoct16walkingdeadsocksAnd it apparently can’t be a horror-related thing without some mention of the TV show, The Walking Dead. The series gets not one, but two, items in the shipment: a pair of men’s boxer briefs and some socks. Both pieces share the same pattern, with silhouettes of different weapons from the show against a crimson background.

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The Shaun of the Dead shirt was stiff and rough to the touch. The cut of it makes me think it is a baby doll tee. The shirt’s image depicts shovels and a cricket bat (I think?) being grabbed at by the hands of the undead.

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The final item is a women’s raglan featuring Edward Scissorhands. It was super soft and moderately stretchy.

Aside from the individual item’s quality, I don’t have much I can comment on. The shipment, with the exception of the Shaun of the Dead shirt, was made well and of good quality fabric. This month’s theme just wasn’t for me but that is a risk you take with these subscription boxes.

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I was bored today, and with my birthday just around the bend I thought I would check out what was new in the world of geek toys. I’m always looking for fun Doctor Who or Walking Dead stuff, so after some research decided to share some of the new items with everyone out there on Geekscape.

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Walking Dead SD Plush Dolls ($9.99): Who wouldn’t want a Rick Grimes plush doll? Okay okay, we all know the doll most of you would want to cuddle is Daryl. But come on, he wouldn’t cuddle! These are a neat collectible to go along with the show.

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Winchester Tavern Pint Glass ($9.99): For everyone who went out to see The World’s End, I thought this was a cool one to share. A pint glass from the infamous Winchester from the film Shaun of the Dead would be a fun addition to your glass cupboard, don’t you think? If you’re anything like me you already have tons, but one more can’t hurt. Or can it?

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Star Trek Starfleet Ice Tray ($9.99): Yes, ice trays get boring, but I haven’t seen a lot of interesting Star Trek stuff in a while. Is it worth the trouble of making room in the freezer, and then making sure you stack the tray on something level just to have Star Trek ice cubes? I think we all know the answer to that.

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Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Shot Glasses ($59.99): Come on, it’s the 50th anniversary of the show! Shots for everyone! No really though…these are cool little glasses that have artistic images of the twelve doctors. Fun for decoration or to use!

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My Little Pony Doctor Whooves ($14.99): Combine My Little Pony with Doctor Who and what do you get? Apparently this. He resembles Matt Smith as The Doctor and glows in the dark. Why not, right?

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Lego C3PO Star Wars Keychain Light ($11.99): If you know me at all, or you’ve been reading my posts, you should know by now I have a certain soft spot for everything Lego. So of course I have to add this item. It’s fun, Lego and actually has a use. Although admittedly it’s probably the most expensive keychain you’ll ever purchase.

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Jenga Space Invaders ($29.99): Jenga stresses me out a bit when I play, but I would deal with the pressure to play with this set. Space Invaders? Come on…it looks like a blast. Each player also has their own invader. The object is to get him down in the game. Not sure how it works, but sounds like fun.

I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did! I’d like to hear from you readers: what’s the best toy or collectible you’ve ever bought?

Last week The World’s End hit theatres. I had high expectations for this movie, and though said expectations weren’t fully met, I wouldn’t say I disliked the film. I would simply say it’s an above average feature at best. Part of the problem I found in the movie is that besides the disco, all of the bars feel exactly the same. I fully understand that it was probably a conscious decision by the filmmaker to do this in order to convey the blandness of the blank’s inhabited world, but conveying blandness is just that, bland. I would have really liked to have seen at least one bar that made me perk up and say “I wish that place existed, because if it did I would so be there every night”, at which point someone in the theatre would probably tell me to shush or give me a stern look. This discovery got me thinking about exactly which pop-culture bars I wish really existed, so I decided to do what all writers do when they ask themselves a question: write a list about it.

 

Number 10 : The Badass Crater Bar (aka Moxxi’s bar in Borderlands 2)

This is the place you go to wet your whistle between vault hunts on Pandora. It has not one, but two slot machines. That alone should satisfy your desire to know why I put this on the list, right? Okay, maybe not so let me get more specific. Going to this bar is all about hanging out with blunt sadistic Moxxi. If this place really existed I would sure be more then happy to keep sliding dollars across the bar for hours just to hear what would come out of that Moxxis mouth.

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Number 9 : Barrelhaven Tavern (Bone)

Barrelhaven is the small town in the valley that the Bone cousins find themselves in during the events of the comic book, Bone. My primary reason for wanting to attend this bar is how ridiculous this whole world is what with dragons, rat creatures and cow races. Plus, I think it would be fun to have a cup of ale and hear Phoncible P. Bone tell tales of dragons, or listen to Smiley Bone play a song on his one stringed lute (I’m pretty sure he could play at least two solid notes on that bad boy).

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Number 8 : Korova Milk Bar (A Clockwork Orange)

If moving into a dystopian future means we get milk bars well then lets toast to the downfall of civilization. Sure, the milk is laced with drugs, but I feel as though I could easily get straight milk, hold the drugs (which is on most days how I prefer my milk). Other then the fact that they serve milk, they also have some of the most strangest tables and décor I have ever seen. I don’t think you really need the drugs in a place like this, because it is kind of already an acid trip fleshed out into real life.

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Number 7 : The Leaky Cauldron (Harry Potter)

I could have probably put any Harry Potter bar here, but I decided on The Leaky Cauldron over the Three Broomsticks and Hog’s Head Inn. The problem with the other two is that I feel as though you’d have to deal with annoying wizard students most the year, and listening to them talk about how much they love magic can get pretty annoying over time. So I side with The Leaky Cauldron which since it is an Inn by a major location in this universe you have a more eclectic mix of witches and wizards you can meet there. Fair warning about The Leaky Cauldron though: eat the pea soup before it eats you (you had to have seen that coming).

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Number 6 : The Candy Barrel (The Misadventures of Flapjack)

The Misadventures of Flapjack was a cartoon that lasted on Cartoon Network for three seasons between 2008 and 2010. I decided to include the Candy Barrel on this list strictly on account of the absurdity of its premise. The Candy Barrel is exactly what you would think it is, which is a candy bar. You enter through swinging salon doors, take a stool at the bar and order yourself a candy. A candy bar in itself is kind bizarre but The Misadventures of Flapjack took it a step further by introducing the fact that the main characters could buy one piece of candy for the price of one candy wrapper. So basically once you find one candy wrapper you will always get free candy since all candy is wrapped in more wrappers. I am a okay with that.

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Number 5 : Chalmun’s Cantina (aka Mos Eisley Cantina in Star Wars)

This isn’t the place you want to go if you’re attempting to make new friends. So why go to Chalmun’s Cantina? Well apparently there is never a dull moment there. Think about it: in the ten minutes (tops) that we are shown the cantina, someone loses an arm, and a bounty hunter gets killed, and none of the patrons bat one eyelash. That leaves me to believe this place is insane with action all the time if the regulars are so unexplainably immune to such antics. Other then that, I also would really like to see Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes play and since they had to cancel their tour dates of the Deathstar and Alderaan due to destruction this is really the only place to see them.

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Number 4 : Puzzles (How I Met Your Mother)

Most People would agree that Maclaren’s should be on this list, but for me its Puzzles all the way. You get the same exact environment as Maclaren’s except you swap out Carl as the bartender for Ted and Barney slinging drinks behind the bar. It’s a win win situation. Plus at Puzzles you are no longer constrained by the common annoying last call rule. At Puzzles, there is no last call.

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Number 3 : Winchester (Shaun of The Dead)

If the zombie apocalypse breaks out, this is where I am heading. Sadly, if said events d0 happen I probably wont make due to the fact that it is on a completely different continent then me. So why Winchester? Well I always did enjoy the aesthetics of an English pub. The Winchester just seems like a good place to fort up in if the events of zombies ever did happen. It has beer and pig snacks to fill your belly after all the zombie battling. It has entertainment to pass the time in form of a pool table and a dart board. Its armed with a working decorative hanging shotgun which would come in handy. Most importantly what makes the Winchester great is that it has Queen on the Jukebox.

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Number 2 : Flaming Moe’s (The Simpsons)

It’s the home of the drink the Flaming Moe/Flaming Homer. Flaming Moe’s was the name change given to Moe’s Tavern when, with the invention of the Flaming Moe, the bar became more of a Springfield nightlife hotspot. When business started to boom due to the demand of the new drink Moe’s got a little bit fancier what with new neon signs and all. Plus, going to Flaming Moe’s is a lot like going to Moe’s Tavern(which was originally on my list) except its more socially acceptable and Aerosmith plays there.

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Number 1 : Snakehole Lounge (Parks and Recreation)

The Snakehole Lounge is as good as it gets in Pawnee. That is, until Tom Haverford finally gets around to opening his own club one day, in which he will either call Club-A-Dub-Dub or the Clubmarine. The Snakehole Lounge is reffered to as “Pawnees sickest nightclub”, which I imagine isn’t much in the way of a great feat to accomplish. Tom Haverford is the promotions director at the bar. Jean-Ralphio Saperstein is also an investor of the establishment. I like to believe that you could go to this bar on any given night of the week (except Sundays and Mondays due to the place being rented out for kids birthday parties and substance abuse meetings on those days) and run into eith Tom Haverford or Jean-Ralphio, which lets admit it is ninety seven percent of the appeal to this place. The other three percent is the ridiculous promotional parties they throw. They threw promotional parties for Tom inventing a new liquor called Snake Juice, and Dennis Feinstein launch party for his new fragrance. It’s very obvious that the Snakehole Lounge is on the up and up, and it’s only matter of time before it’s not just the cultural and social center of Pawnee but of the world in general. Plus, I heard drinking Snake Juice really gets the job done when it comes to getting completely inebriated which is generally the point of going to a bar in the first place.

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Honorable Mentions:

Iceberg Lounge (Batman) – It’s all about the décor in this posh nightclub.

Joe’s Bar (Battlestar Galactica) – A great place to grab a drink, lite up a cigar and play some Triad.

Paddys Pub (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)  – The place is a total dive but I wouldn’t mind sitting there listening to the gang come up with harebrained schemes.

The Bar in Tapper – Why? because I really want my server to sling my beer down to me, and also because some of the patrons of the establishment are aliens.

Disagree? Let us know all about your favourite pop-culture bar or tavern!

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The World’s End is the third installment in The Three Flavors of Cornetto trilogy (also known as the Blood and Cornetto Trilogy–personally I think of them as the Blood, Cornetto, and Simon-Pegg-Falling-Over-Fences Trilogy). I won’t say final; Douglas Adams has proven that when it comes to oddball, speculative, brilliant British entertainment, trilogy does not mean three.

Here’s hoping, at any rate.

The trilogy refers to the Simon Pegg/Edgar Wright collaboration of movies: Shaun of the Dead

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Hot Fuzz

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and now The World’s End.

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Each has blood (you’ve got red on…) and different flavored cornettos appear at least once in each movie (strawberry, original and mint, respectively). For those of you who don’t know what a cornetto is, to the google with you.

Pegg co-wrote the movie with Wright, and co-stared in it with Nick Frost (along with the full merry band of Blood-and-Cornetto-ites, who appear, in varying degrees, in every movie).

Besides blood, cornettos, cast mates and Pegg falling over fences, the film shares the same sense of gleeful joy and deprecating self-awareness that made Shaun of the Dead an instant hit and elevated parts of Hot Fuzz to sheer comedic genius.

It lacks, perhaps, the homage that Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz had, in parts satirical and in parts sincere, to the great movies that had gone before them in their genre; it’s social commentary doesn’t have the light, piercing touch that Shaun of the Dead did, nor does it use parody paired with comic, over-the-top violence to explore bonding, community and friendshi– and the depths to which we would go to defend those things–as well as Hot Fuzz. 

The World’s End tries too hard sometimes, is a little too on-the-nose at others—it gets a little loud and a little in your face and a little dark; and at the end the biggest emotion is a dazed sense of “WTF, boys, WTF?”

So, just like a night of hard drinking, when you think about it.

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The five mates and the King, pub #6.

The movie starts slow, with a voice over and flashback sequence that not only proves unnecessary—the information is immediately given again in dialogue between the now-adult, estranged friends—but also deflates the power and impact of most of the reveals later in the movie.

However, once we get past the over-exposed-so-you-know-it’s-a-flashback beginning, the movie picks up.

Pegg plays Gary King, a somewhere-near-forty-year-old who has decided that his only chance at feeling anything is to complete the twelve-pub crawl in his hometown that he and his five high school friends were unable to finish twenty years prior.

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Through lies, manipulation and a cocky inability to hear the word no, he reunites them with the plan of drinking one pint (or more) at each of the 12 pubs in LechtWorth, New Haven.

The next hour or so is a rollicking good time, with excellent dialogue—the comedic talent onscreen is enormous, and the witty give and take between the core five friends is hugely enjoyable and quite often hilarious.

The story of a lonely, lost man trying to recapture his youth any way he can is handled well—if sometimes relying a little too much on a known trope or two—and the rescue-the-town-from-the-evil-not-quite-robots-and-don’t-forget-to-save-the-girl is a fun, fast-paced adventure, liberally sprinkled with some exceptional fight choreography (there is a bit with Pegg and a pint that is particularly good). Nick Frost, especially, shows not only a moving amount of emotional depth but also an unexpected ability to kick major ass.

And, it must be mentioned, kudos to Simon Pegg, his costumer, and his hair/make-up people, for making him actually sexy as bad-boy Gary King.

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By the time we get to the eighth pub (or was it the seventh…) the movie has more than made up for slow start; if a few things seemed too easily explained away, if one or two decisions seemed unclear, the pace was so fast, the acting so good, the dialogue so clever, that we were willing to forgive the odd slip here and there.

And then we got to the World’s End, the last pub.

And there the movie stumbled quite a bit.

The dialogue went from crisp and droll to histrionic and sermonizing (though there was an excellent cameo by Bill Nighy); the plot suddenly took a left turn (no spoilers, I promise) and then, just as you settled down in the new direction, it took a sharp right.

And then it added a voice over.

It was not ever a bad movie; at times it was a brilliant movie. It did have more weak points then the other two installments; it was also took much braver, larger choices. The World’s End was almost perfect; the story it wanted to tell was large and grand and even a little bit beautiful; but in the end it didn’t quite know what to do it with it.

So then there were explosions. ‘Cause explosions are cool.

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All in all, it’s a recommend, but maybe at the matinee ticket price.

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Over the course of the past nine years, writer/actor Simon Pegg and writer/director Edgar Wright have worked together to mold a fresh comedic voice in the industry. With previous overwhelming successes such as Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, Pegg and Wright return with their third collaborative effort, The World’s End. And once again, critics and moviegoers alike are raving about the final product.

Former legend in his own mind, Gary King (played by Simon Pegg), makes a desperate attempt to reunite with an old group of friends in order to successfully complete a drinking marathon that they failed to accomplish 20 years prior. But as Gary and his odd-ball buddies embark on the evening’s festivities, the drunken fools quickly discover that they may be the planet’s only hope of surviving an alien presence.

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Edgar Wright’s The World’s End is exactly what you’d expect it to be. Fans of his and longtime writing companion Simon Pegg’s earlier work will be more than content with their latest film. The jokes are constant and the outlandishness is off the charts. While I openly admit that I’m not a huge fan Wright and Pegg’s previous efforts (I find them to be a little more mediocre than the general masses), I can recognize when I’m a minority. Don’t get me wrong, I am a fan of both men separately. Run, Fatboy, Run can always brighten my day and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World has a rugged and unique style that lures me in effortlessly. Therefore, as I watched The World’s End, I was upset to find consistent well-written and exceptionally timed jokes fall victim to an overly long and absurdly boring plot. I understand, however, that most other viewers will appreciate the quaint humor and charming characters enough to disregard the ludicrous story that’s used to hold the film together.

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One of the most impressive facets of the feature is Wright’s wonderful cast of actors and actresses. As we all know, Simon Pegg and co-star Nick Frost have the capability to elevate just about any movie they’re in. But it’s Ray Donovan‘s Eddie Marsan along with Paddy Considine and Martin Freeman who all shine in their own right and allow The World’s End to exceed all of Wright and Pegg’s other previous collaborations. In addition to its main stars, the film has one other area that really stands out and surprises the audience. I was shocked by the amount of highly-choreographed fight scenes that were all executed flawlessly. The action is believable and immensely detailed, something I really wasn’t expecting to see. However, although the jokes are clever, the performances are strong and the action is a pleasant surprise, The World’s End manages to numb the audience with a far-fetched sci-fi twist that clearly makes a mockery of itself by the time the credits roll.

Despite my lack of unfettered love for Edgar Wright’s The World’s End, it’s definitely a film worth seeing if you enjoy his other work. Personally, I demand more in terms of story and effective subplots. Take a chance if you must, but consider yourself warned. Mediocrity reigns supreme.

GRADE: 2.5/5

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Briefly: Edgar Wright’s The World’s End is now less than a week away from (North American) theatres, and we couldn’t be more excited!

The Cornetto trilogy is almost over, but how about a refresher on the previous chapter? A new, interactive screenplay for Edgar Wright’s Hot Fuzz has been released online, and is a great look into one of this decade’s most recognized films.

The screenplay is filled with plenty of images, videos, and notes that I’ve never seen before, and should serve as a great flip-through for fans of Wright’s films, or anyone excited for The World’s End!

Head here to take a look at the screenplay (which isn’t embeddable like the Shaun of the Dead one was), and let us know if you’re excited for The World’s End!

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Briefly: Edgar Wright’s The World’s End is now just a few weeks away from (North American) theatres, and we couldn’t be more excited!

The Cornetto trilogy is almost over, but how about a refresher on where it began? A new, interactive screenplay for Edgar Wright’s Shaun of the Dead has been released online, and is a great look into one of this decade’s most recognized films.

The screenplay is filled with plenty of images, videos, and notes that I’ve never seen before, and should serve as a great flip-through for fans of Wright’s films, or anyone excited for The World’s End!

Take a look at the screenplay below, and let us know if you’re excited for The World’s End!

It all began with one man… isn’t that how it always goes? First we have that one man eating the face of another in Miami, then in New Jersey a man stabbed himself and threw his intestines at police. Now another man admitted he killed his room-mate then ate his heart and brains? Oh and we cannot forget to mention the woman who ate her babies brains. Or even back to about a month ago when a man in Massachusetts ate parts of his wife?

Has the world gone mad? Is there a virus out there that some idiot working in a top secret lab dropped on himself and he brought out into the world? Is the Umbrella Corporation real?

I can’t answer any of those questions for you. What I can do is tell you that “bath salts” have become the new drug people are searching for on the Internet ever since that attack in Miami last week. What are “bath salts” you ask?

‘Bath Salts’ are a synthetic drug that reportedly produces “an extreme high of euphoria” and is comparable to amphetamines and cocaine. This drug prevents the person from sleeping for days which has led to people comparing the users to “zombies”. A 50-milligram packet of the white powdery bath salts reportedly sells for $25 to $50, and is also known by street names like “Ivory Wave,” “Vanilla Sky,” “Bliss,” and “Purple Rain.” But… sadly you don’t break into a sexy version of ‘When Doves Cry’. No, instead you eat the flesh of the homeless.

Now while there is legislation being passed criminalizing synthetic marijuana and some ”bath salts”  and people saying these people were just mentally ill or on drugs. Well… i’m not ruling anything out.

Baseball bat? Check. Nail gun? Check. Molotov ingredients? Check. Locations of hot female friends that may be in need of saving? Check. Check. Check.

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Well it looks like fans of Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg have a little something to look forward to today. Deadline is reporting that The World’s End will start filming in September for a spring 2013 release. Wright will direct the script that he co-wrote with Pegg, who will once again star alongside Nick Frost. This will be the third film collaboration between them, following Shawn of The Dead and Hot Fuzz. Here’s the log line for the flick:

20 years after attempting an epic pub crawl, five childhood friends reunite when one of them becomes hell bent on trying the drinking marathon again. They are convinced to stage an encore by mate Gary King, a 40-year old man trapped at the cigarette end of his teens, who drags his reluctant pals to their home town and once again attempts to reach the fabled pub, The World’s End. As they attempt to reconcile the past and present, they realize the real struggle is for the future, not just theirs but humankind’s. Reaching The World’s End is the least of their worries.

If this flick is anything like the last two movies they worked on together then I think we will all have something to look forward to come next spring, but what does this mean for Wright’s long-in-devlopment take on Marvel’s Ant-Man? It was just last week that Wright posted a cryptic tweet, along with a picture (seen below), on his twitter page that read, “Received this in the mail. What can it mean?” The tweet, as well as recent comments from  Marvel Studios’ Kevin Feige led many, myself include, to believe that Ant-Man would be Wright’s next movie. Well, it would seem as though that is not the case and that the movie is still in-development. On the bright side, fans will get a new Edgar Wright/Simon Pegg movie, which is always a good thing.

"Received this in the mail. What can it mean?" - Edgar Wright