Clara Oswald’s time with the Doctor has come and gone. Now that Jenna Coleman has departed her role in Doctor Who, the long-running sci-fi series on BBC, the search for a new companion to travel alongside Peter Capaldi’s Twelfth Doctor across the cosmos commenced behind closed doors. And the search has ended. Meet Billy, portrayed by Pearl Mackie. A lengthy preview was uploaded by surprise on the show’s official social media channels. (Note: For some reason the perfectly normal YouTube link isn’t embedding, so you’ll have to click here to check it out.)

Who’s Pearl Mackie? That’s a good question! She’s a relatively new actress with very few notable roles prior to Doctor Who. If you happen to be a British soap fan (aren’t we all?), she played Anne-Marie Frasier in the BBC One series Doctors — what a coincidence! — in 2014. A year later she performed in a stage adaptation of the 2003 novel The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time for the National Theatre’s West End. And now, she’s on Doctor Who!

So far, so great. Capaldi and Mackie have some great chemistry that I’m excited to see play out, especially with how totally worn out Coleman seemed to be. I don’t know how much longer Capaldi has in his contract, but I’m glad Doctor Who — a behemoth of a sci-fi franchise — is willing to cast people of color if they stubbornly insist on keeping their Doctor an old white guy (although Capaldi has been the best old white guy, for what it’s worth). Doctor Who will be a star-maker for Mackie, and I can’t wait to see what’s in store for Billy.

Doctor Who returns to air for its tenth season in 2017. The show is expected to continue until 2020.

With shows debuting year-round now and the internet liberating us from the chains of broadcast scheduling, fall’s television premiere season doesn’t quite feel like the mark your calendar affair of yore. Still there’s some great new entertainment coming at us this time of year to gather and enjoy.

There is one trend I’ve noticed in combing through everything—there are a lot of variations on one particular theme. It feels like half the shows on television are an Unusual Genius Helps Authorities Fight Crime (UGHAFC?). It doesn’t mean we should write a show off just for falling into this category—some are doing it very well—only that I’m a little amazed to find the pattern unfolding right under my nose. Some returning UGHAFCs include Sleepy Hollow, iZombie, Castle, The FlashScorpionGrimm mostly fits, although, the authorities are more often tolerated or managed. Some new UGHAFCs are BlindspotLimitlessMinority ReportGotham‘s side plot is technically the coming of age for a future UGHAFC. I’m sure you could probably come up with some more examples. I think the strength of UGHAFC shows like Sleepy Hollow, iZombie and Castle is the amount of time we get to spend in the Unusual Genius’ world and how well developed that world is.

I’ve been dutifully consulting my Magic 8 Ball about this fall’s lineup of new and returning shows and thought it only fair to share some results with you. There’s a lot of exciting stuff popping on screens all over and I decided to cut through the noise and find the best possible feasts for the ever dwindling spare eyeball-time. First of all, I’m trying to keep the focus on those shows with some sci-fi/fantasy elements—but there may be some shout-outs and honorable mentions that lie on the fringes. That’s about it, so let me shake this ball and we’ll get started!

Top 5 Harvest of Returning Shows:

№ 5: SLEEPY HOLLOW

(Oct. 1st, 9pm, FOX) Dear Magic 8 Ball (is that how you address these things?), I feel like Sleepy Hollow is poised now to embrace the power of the dark side with wit and and style to become even better. Muah ha ha ha ha! Will the new season mark its entry into the television halls of greatness?! — “Outlook good.”

Watching Sleepy Hollow develop, as it tests its footing on the shaky television landscape, has been enjoyable. Their strongest element is absolutely the man-out-of-time/fish-out-of-water dynamic of Ichabod Crane as he’s forced to face off against magical monsters tied to the American Revolution each week. The handsome Tom Mison, as Ichabod is inspirational casting and he deservedly carries the show alongside the innovative creatures/monsters each week. His back in my day gripes each week, comparing America today to the first days of the nation, are an absolute comedy highlight of the show—and moments like the time he’s handed a gun which he fires once and then tosses because pistols only had one shot during the Revolution—priceless.

As for the rest of the cast—fine actors for the most part—one gets the impression, subconsciously at the very least, that they and the writers are still trying to figure out how exactly they fit into this world. Personally, I was disappointed with the decision to write Ichabod’s wife, Katrina Crane (the lovely Katia Winter), off the show. She felt like the second most solid and interesting character next to Ichabod but it became apparent that the writers didn’t know what to do with her.

The other choice I have reservations about was humanizing the headless horseman. Yes, it’s interesting to find out the monster’s backstory but the resulting manifestation of this personification of doom and destruction feels more effective when its operating out of a removed realm of all but inexplicable evil. I don’t necessarily feel the need to understand the daily emotional motivations of a headless demon (unless they are incredibly fascinating and unexpected). The fact that a decapitated creature from hell wants to kill and destroy works satisfyingly all on its own.

A really great thing to count for the plus column is that, whatever their special effects budget is, they’re using it very well to create some really stunning visuals and excellent creatures.

On the whole, the UGHAFC series had a very good start and it gets stronger and more enjoyable with each episode, even through most of its minor missteps. Considering that they’ve taken a short story by Washington Irving, twisted it with another of his short stories, Rip Van Winkle, and are managing to serve up entertainment that I look forward to each week is quite a feat in itself. I look forward to hoisting a mug of warm mead to the new season of Sleepy Hollow!—(P.S.: Bring back Ichabod’s wife!)

https://youtu.be/fzak6l4w11g

№ 4: iZOMBIE

(Oct. 6th, 9pm, CW) Dear Magic 8 Ball, I had a great time watching the first season of iZombie—will the second season be able to hold up and possibly be even better? — “Most likely.”

iZombie has been adorable fun right out of the gate since starting last season—which is an odd thing to say about anything having to do with zombies (see The Walking Dead below). Versatile Rose McIver is perfectly cast as Olivia “Liv” Moore (get it?!) who became a zombie after getting scratched by one at “the worst boat party ever” on Lake Washington and, after waking a little less than dead, left her budding career as a doctor to become a medical examiner’s assistant at the Seattle PD morgue—which supplies her all the fresh brains her new zombie metabolism craves.

As a viewer, you eagerly follow her through the unfolding plots. Zombies themselves are a conceptually diverse tool in storytelling, allowing for grim commentary on various aspects of modern life. The fresh take that iZombie uses is in identifying with the zombie main character, relating to the isolation and the desire to connect with others—to fit in when you feel like an outsider. Will she let her family get close to her again? Will she get back together with her fiancé? Or will she eat them all as she fears she will? Meantime, Liv is out solving the murders of the victims who come through the morgue as a makeshift UGHAFC “police psychic” because she gets visions from the lives of the brains she eats. Not only that, it’s a delight each week to watch her act in strange new ways because she also takes on the victims’ habits, skills an personalities! (You could almost say she’s the next best thing to Tatiana Maslany’s performance of over ten clones and counting in Orphan Black.)

Her two closest cohorts turn in great performances too. Rahul Kohli as the medical examiner and closest confidant about all things zombie, Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti, and Aly Michalka as Liv’s befuddled bestie and roommate, Peyton Charles, use the elegance of their natural comedic timing even in dramatic service to the more heartfelt scenes. The effect is laughs and “feels” at all the right moments.

After more developments than I can list here during the first season, I’m really looking forward to everything that’s poised to unfold for season two of iZombie!

https://youtu.be/E4I3BWFJwcg

№ 3: THE WALKING DEAD

(Oct. 11th, 9pm, AMC) Dear Magic 8 Ball. . . astonishment, cringing, canned food, The Walking Dead. . . More excellence? — “Without a doubt.”

The Walking Dead. Holy crap, The Walking Dead. I think we can all agree that this show has pushed television into new territory. I don’t recall seeing or hearing of anything like this on television before. Legit graphic horror as a television show that’s not really pulling any punches—and it’s not just out to shock you, it’s the thinking-person’s horror that’s exploring the nature of life, relationships and defending yourself with anything in reach. Wow. I think this likely helped pave the way for the horrifically gorgeous 3 seasons of Hannibal (til they yanked the plug on that awesome sauce).

This has the most realistic feel of all the entries in this countdown. The reason it comes in at number 3 for me is that it’s just so damn heavy—heavy drama and most times I’m looking for some more levity in my entertainment. If you’re a gloomy Gus, this could be your number one.

The Walking Dead is basically like daily American life with the volume turned all the way up. When hordes of rotting corpses lurk around every corner, hungry to rip you apart and eat you alive, what is it that’s most important to you?—and what are you willing to do to get it and protect it? The Walking Dead reveals the essence of life contrasted against terrifying death on an individual basis that exposes elemental truths of humanity—the good, the bad and the ugly. It questions the true nature of what it means to be strong and to be weak. The surprising and shocking punches these revelations land with sink in like reminders of what we’ve always felt was floating just beneath the surface of our world.

With everything (and everyone!) won, lost, taken and found in Arlington at the end of last season, I cannot wait to see what’s in store for our band of raw threadbare avatars to the richness of the human condition on the next installment of The Walking Dead. (P.S.: Someone please bring back hauntingly beautiful Hannibal!)

№ 2: SUPERNATURAL

(Oct. 7th, 9pm, CW) Dear Magic 8 Ball, I’m addicted to Supernatural. Will my love be returned yet again with a remarkable season 11?! — “It is decidedly so.”

If you were able to take the very best things about the greatest buddy-cop teams, blend that with the cream of campfire ghost stories and then throw open the doors of possibility—you’d have only the jumping off point for the series. It continuously finds ways to keep folding in more—more character dynamics, more storytelling structures, more deep questions tastily sandwiched into monster mayhem. . . If I didn’t know any better, I’d say that they were taking notes from Doctor Who.

The brilliant minds behind Supernatural have successfully built a dynamic that feels comfortable for the returning viewer week to week and at the same time allows for amazing flexibility. Much like The X-Files, one episode may be extremely dramatic followed by one that is practically an hour-long comedy! In fact, I might describe it to a potential viewer as a healthy combo of The X-FilesGhostbusters and Starsky & Hutch. A sort of on-the-road dude version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, if you will.

The Winchester brothers, Sam and Dean (irreplaceably played by Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles), crisscross the country “saving people, hunting things.” The entire series started as a buddy-cop, road-trip, monster/ghost of the week flavored sort of affair—with the boys chiefly fueled by burgers, unleaded, damsels in distress and the hunt for the demon that killed their mother and Sam’s girlfriend. In those early days, the season-long story arc would take a distant backseat, in their black 1967 Chevy Impala, to each episode’s encounter.

Since then, the Supernatural universe has been massively fleshed out and now each week is most often about another piece in the puzzle for the season’s storyline. The boys have graduated from tackling urban legends come to life each week to taking on hell, purgatory and even a rebellion in heaven over the course of a season.

Every time I think, “Well, that’s it. The end of the series. There’s nowhere to go after that season finale,” they pick up on some unfinished aspect I missed to spin a fresh new season around. It’s a magically delightful sort of 3-Card Monte—”Whoa, I was looking over here while they were setting that up over there!”

They’ve picked up an excellent entourage along the way of reoccurring characters, including my current favorites, Crowley (I can never get enough of Mark Sheppard), the new king of hell, Castiel (Misha Collins is awesome!—he should be cast in everything), a rebel angel who once took over heaven, and now Claire (a very impressive Kathryn Newton) the orphaned teenage daughter of Castiel’s vessel (long story), who brings a fresh new dynamic and energy to the show for each episode she’s in.

One of the remarkable feats that Supernatural has pulled off, quite a few times now, is reaching through the fourth-wall. They’ve done it in several different ways and haven’t fallen on their faces yet—if anything, it has actually enriched the experience of the show each time—extending the definition of “supernatural” in a deeper way that seems to defy the physics of television shows themselves. (Tried a couple different ways of explaining more here—but I don’t think reading about it would give the experiences justice. I would rather not rob you of those first experiences yourself, if you don’t already know what I’m talking about.)

Without giving too much away, the ancient (original?) curse that kept Dean alive in the previous season has consequences that pit the brothers against each other last season. Now, with the setup for The Darkness impending, the new season of Supernatural looks promising indeed.

https://youtu.be/tdIbvJ_RgiA

№ 1: DOCTOR WHO

(Sept. 19th, 9pm, BBC America) Dear Magic 8 Ball, will the new season of Doctor Who be some can’t miss television? — “You may rely on it.”

The idea that Doctor Who isn’t the number one show on everyone’s must-see TV list (or “rather ought to” telly queue?) is a concept I find wholly befuddling. Doctor Who is, quite simply, the culmination of all human storytelling up to now—it is the ongoing saga that has successfully digested all other existing story structures. It’s sci-fi, fantasy, drama, horror, comedy, thriller, western, classical, procedural, ghost, love, family, monster. . . The storytelling lens of Doctor Who is so broadly fine tuned that the lucky and talented writers are able to weave any tale they wish through it. Every episode is a display of magic unfolding. It’s safe to say, if there is any kind of storytelling you like, Doctor Who has episodes for you—and if there are story types you don’t like, Doctor Who may just put them in a new light for you.

To say that Doctor Who is like The Twilight Zone, Star Trek, Star Wars, Back to the Future, The Terminator, Alien, Indiana Jones, and even The Labyrinth and Harry Potter all rolled into one isn’t inaccurate—but it just doesn’t do the show full justice because it’s even more than that.

There are two caveats for American viewers: the first is that it’s a British show—and it becomes far more British the further back in the canon you go. British, meaning that, the pace and construction of characters, themes and interactions can take a moment to adjust to for Yankee brains. It’s just a slightly different perspective on the world that Hollywood rarely shines a light on. The second thing to keep in mind, particularly if you plan to dig into the back catalog, regards the production: producers of the show have always done their best to show all of time and space with whatever limited budget they were allotted. Since the fabric of spacetime is apparently infinite and their budgets weren’t, you can see where they might often fall short—but, if you could forgive some papier-mâché costumes and old cardboard sets you were richly rewarded by the stories. To quote the Doctor himself, “it’s more like a big ball of wibblywobbly. . . timey-wimey. . . stuff.” That said, the further decades you go back, the more you can see how it has grown from something akin to filmed children’s theatre into the juggernaut it is today. Additionally—and this is coming from two decades working in digital format conversions—although recent advancements are making it unnecessary, the British have always broadcast television in the PAL format at 25 frames per second, while American eyeballs have been tuned to NTSC at almost 30 frames per second for decades and decades. Even after conversion, what you’re watching can feel “wrong” on a subconscious level to the Yankee brain just because the flicker is different. It took me about six of those earlier episodes to adjust. These days, most entertainment is being shot at standard film speed which is 24 frames per second, a frequency the entire world is accustomed to.

Now that the show has garnered ever stronger international audiences, the “Britishness” has become a bit more universal and the production values have gone way up. You can pinpoint the change to the episode of the first season that Matt Smith took over the reins of the Doctor. The only requirement now is a tolerance for the initially perceived silliness and frequent leaps of faith (fat that comes to life, alien assassins that consume your life’s potential and then leave you to live to death, a police “phone booth” that is a whole world larger on the inside and travels through time and space)—for which you are fully rewarded. After some time as a viewer, the concepts begin to feel much less far fetched—the show succeeds in taking nearly any “wacky” setup and presenting it as honestly valid and valuable.

Last season introduced Peter Capaldi as the Doctor and, while every “regeneration” is traumatic for viewers, this one somehow felt more so. The writers weren’t exactly sure how to write for him yet? It became the Clara Oswald season, which was perfectly fine by me. Jenna Coleman as the Doctor’s current companion is really electric and has delivered some of the most powerful scenes on the show recently.  Now the breaking news of this being her last season on Doctor Who is extremely disappointing after she carried the last season. What the future holds after this season is uncertain but I’m sure it will be great—I’m just devastated that this will be the last of Clara Oswald as the companion. So catch her while you can!

I’ve often been moved to tears, fallen from the couch in peels of laughter, cringed with fright and been held breathless in astonishment—frequently in the same episode (“Blink”, “The Girl in the Fireplace” and “Vincent and the Doctor” just to name a few). I expect all of this (and more!) with the new season of Doctor Who.

Returning Honorable Mentions:

№ yeah!: CASTLE

(Sept. 21st, 10pm, ABC) Dear Magic 8 Ball, should I stay loyal to my not-so-secret crush on Castle this season? — “Yes.”

Strictly speaking, Castle doesn’t belong on this list—but I feel the need to give it a shout-out regardless. The fact that it stars Nathan Fillion is practically a qualifier all on its own. The rest of the cast—including Stana Katic, Seamus Dever and Jon Huertas—are fantastically enjoyable as well.

Honestly, if it wasn’t for Fillion, I never would have checked this show out in the first place—procedurals just aren’t my cup of tea—but Fillion as a bestselling crime fiction writer embedding himself with the NYPD?! Had to give it shot—and I’ve been far from disappointed. (Well, that and—full disclosure—I first met Seamus back when I was performing standup with his lovely, funny and talented wife, Juliana Dever [frequent guest star as Det. Kevin Ryan’s girlfriend/wife], years ago and was excited to cheer on his big break with Fillion when the show premiered.)

Castle continues to plumb the writer playing cop—with actual cops!—UGHAFC premise brilliantly. They feature enough stories that blur the lines between the realities of a police procedural and Rick Castle’s love of sci-fi/fantasy to keep me hooked and invested week after week. Episodes like the one with the man who said he was from the future, the one with the artifact that may have been a portal to a parallel dimension or the one about vampires. . . or Bigfoot—the list goes on—are often left delightfully open ended. Am I looking forward to the new season of Castle? You betcha!

№ hope?: AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.

(Sept. 29th, 9pm, ABC) Dear Magic 8 Ball, the special Agents of SHIELD have yet to uncover my devotion. Will they pull it off this season? — “Better not tell you now.”

The fun thing about season premieres (and finales) is that shows typically have bigger budgets to play with. Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD is a good example of that this season. Fan reaction to the show overall thus far has been lukewarm on average. Scripts are lacking strength with some plots and dialogue that can feel forced. Characters are difficult to connect with. The whole thing has a sort of manufactured aftertaste.

Fresh out of the gate this season, the show is looking pretty dazzling but will they be able to connect with viewers who are dying to love them? Being one such viewer, I’m settling in for this season of Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD and hoping they finally open up to me.

№ zip-a-dee-doo-dah: THE FLASH

(Oct. 6th, 8pm, CW) Dear Magic 8 Ball, The Flash looks great but I think I’m missing something—should I take another run at it this season? — “Concentrate and ask again.”

There are a lot of folks that are huge fans of The Flash. I am merely a fan. For about the first 10 episodes you watched as the show sort of meandered around, testing its footing to see what tone it wanted, what kind of show it would grow into. It was interesting enough to keep me watching but, even as its direction became more focused in the final few episodes, I still wasn’t finding myself able to really connect with any of the characters. The portrayals all felt a bit too cartoony to me. I want to care, I really do, but I don’t. If I can’t invest in the characters, I can’t invest in the story—and there’s a lot of great story to work with.

To tell the truth, the show is already one of the better options on TV—but, in age of so many series that are able to make significant connections with viewers, The Flash is coming up a bit short. There is so much in the works for the series’ second season, more time travel, parallel dimensions, parallel Flashes. . . It’s all sounding very exciting—I’m just hoping The Flash‘s creators can get me to care.

№ bat: GOTHAM

(Sept. 21st, 8pm, FOX) Dear Magic 8 Ball, Gotham‘s looking good—did they lose some weight? Should we make a date this fall? — “Signs point to yes.”

Very pleased to see that Gotham recognized its shortcomings from last season, corrected course and is off to nice start this fall. Honestly, even after the last Gotham update here on Geekscape, I didn’t think the show was going to make this list. Many times, when a series or franchise attempts to make a course adjustment, creatives’ egos and/or executives’ bottom lines can interfere, making the adjustment not enough or overly extravagant.

So far, it seems Gotham’s refocus is just right—characters are exhibiting a fuller range of emotion and the whole presentation has just the right amount of silliness, inherent in Batman stories from the beginning. The dark whimsy has been blended back in to properly offset and enhance the ol’ Detective Comics‘ native flavor of gloomy dreariness on the palette. Its a balancing act that the comics have been pulling off for decades and you can feel when screen adaptations get wrong. I’m very much looking forward to seeing how the season plays out. Bravo, Gotham creators!

№ hmm: GRIMM

(Oct. 30th, 9pm, NBC) Dear Magic 8 Ball, what’s up with Grimm? Should we be watching the new season? — “Reply hazy, try again.”

Honestly, I really like Grimm. I look forward to each next episode. However, there is something I keep trying to put my finger on that keeps me from fully connecting with the show. My current theory is that there is an “underlying apology” to its presentation—maybe? A sort of, “Sorry we’re not a standard cop show—but we’ve got a really nice secret society of creatures mythology thingy we’re working on that we hope you’ll like!”

Just be true to yourself, Grimm!—be proud of the dorky/geeky genre baby that you are! If you double-down and go whole-hog with what you’ve created, your current audience will become solid devotees—and probably start dragging more people to the party!

The two characters that seem to genuinely inhabit the world of Grimm are Monroe and Trubel—with a shout-out to Bree Turner, as Rosalee, and Sasha Roiz, as Capt. Renard. Silas Weir Mitchell as Monroe, the gentle, awkward and reserved big bad wolf was a surprise hit very quickly. This guy is clearly a professional actor who studied the material he was given and created a marvelously rich character out of it that is my main draw to the show each week. Jacqueline Toboni as Trubel, a runaway who discovers she has special abilities to hunt as a grimm, is another example of marvelous acting chops and has been an invigorating addition. Her take on the character is an excellent fit with the mythos in play.

The real trouble is that it seems the writers too often lean on story constructs better suited to soaps and primetime cop dramas. Even when they try and dive deeper into the secret society and the royals it comes off more like something from General Hospital or The Young & the Restless rather than exciting and mysterious, like a Frankenstein, Dracula, Indiana Jones or Goonies type vibe. I mean, Nick’s longtime girlfriend gains powers and suddenly decides to be evil?! I didn’t get that at all.

The show is inspired by Grimms’ Fairy Tales; I recommend returning to that source material and capturing that magic. Should you watch Grimm? I don’t know—I do—and I wish I could feel stronger about recommending it.

Returning Show Quick Takes!

THE LEFTOVERS — Damon Lindelof, I love you as a human being with excellent taste and a creative soul—but I’ve been burned by your creations too many times to give this fascinating premise a shot.

AMERICAN HORROR STORY: [ANYTHING] — More like Eccentric European Fetish Story and I prefer to get my obscure French vampire sex romps from the source—Gérard Depardieu.

ARROW — A lot of people really love this show and it has clearly done well in the ratings. Maybe you’re one of these fans (or potential fans) but for my palette, I got the impression at the start that this might have that neutered and manufactured flavor to its construction and I have yet to see any clips or segments that make me think I might’ve been wrong. (Yes, I just used “neutered” and “flavor” in the same sentence and am now questioning all the life decisions that have led me to this point.)

ONCE UPON A TIME — I feel so strung-along by this show; like it’s always just about to get good—or even interesting. Once again, I’m just going to give it a few more episodes to. . .

SCORPION — This UGHAFC show is actually pretty neat and fun, I enjoy watching it—however, it’s placed pretty much at the end of my queue each week. I don’t feel like I have to watch it. I really do like it though.

Top 5 Crop of New Shows:

№ 5: HEROES REBORN

(Sept. 24th, 8pm, NBC) Dear Magic 8 Ball. . . Uh, Heroes Reborn? — “Ask again later.”

I was really ready to write this off out of hand but the pilot has me sort of pausing to consider. After the fizzle-out of Heroes the first time around, for its self-important meandering storylines that didn’t come to any interesting conclusions, it looks like we may be in for more of the same. The thing with Heroes is that it somehow makes you doubt if you’re really not enjoying it or just not synched up with it properly. Then once the episode’s been over for a few hours, you realize you really didn’t care about it at all and could’ve better spent that time gardening, researching French poetry or stalking your ex.

I have the feeling that Heroes Reborn is going to be more of the same. However, it’s just good enough to bite your lip and try to hang on for a couple episodes to make sure. It has started out addictive, like the first series (best story line; Zachary Levi’s serial mutant/”evo” killer—worst story line; the girl who can enter a video game with a sword), let’s hope that it’s not ultimately disappointing, like the first series. Damn, this is a special kind of hell. Just get it right, Heroes Reborn!—for crying out loud, just get it right.

https://youtu.be/7vs78vS7MFo

№ 4: BLINDSPOT

(Sept. 21st, 10pm, NBC) Dear Magic 8 Ball, the setup ingredients for Blindspot‘s entertainment level seem perfect—maybe too perfect. Is this a safe bet to get into this season? — “Signs point to yes.”

Blindspot sneaks onto this list with a decent sci-fi-adjacent premise and the casting of my favorite part of the Thor movies, Jaimie Alexander, as Jane Doe—a woman who wakes up naked, zipped inside a duffle bag and freshly covered in cryptic tattoos; with no memory of anything. . . except the skills to do everything. . . especially kicking ass. Are you kidding me?!—I’m so entirely in!

Her tattoos seem to point to large scale crimes and attacks that haven’t taken place yet—so, naturally, I’m holding out that she’s actually from the future and her memories were chemically wiped to keep her from playing the lottery, retrofitting a Delorean and starting Skynet or something. So far the show hasn’t backed up my theory yet. Bullocks. Alexander’s performance in the pilot is pretty dead on as, essentially, a newborn in a frightening world, with frightening skills and the frightening realization that she has no idea if she prefers coffee or tea because she doesn’t know what they taste like. The second episode feels a little worrying, like they may allow the super-cool setup to drift into the background as they concentrate on being just another UGHAFC procedural. Let’s hope not. Creators; if that is your intention, take a look at Castle and take notes—they’ve clearly nailed the formula.

I’m already hooked on Blindspot and I’ve got my fingers crossed that they keep me seduced.

https://youtu.be/9FHLBldRdIo

№ 3: LIMITLESS

(Sept. 22nd, 10pm, CBS) Dear Magic 8 Ball, will Limitless live up to its name—with entertainment!? — “Outlook good.”

Limitless returns us to the world of the film it’s based on. Chances are, your feelings about the film is probably how you’ll feel about the pilot—and then a bit more. For example; I thought the film was fine but I’m really liking the show so far. If you didn’t like the movie you may really not like the pilot—however, it’s got some good things going for it: great cast, pretty good (and simple) setup and, somehow, the show feels a touch more relatable than the movie did. I also found it rather inspirational; not in the, “I wanna do drugs,” kinda way but in the, “I’d like to reclaim that mental and physical agility I enjoyed as a youth. Do some Sudoku. Hit the gym. Bust out some parkour. Make sure my health insurance is paid up,” sorta way. The lingering feeling at the end of an episode is one of fun—a peek at what the world might be like if it really was your playground.

Some people like the instigating premise of the plot, some don’t. Either way, the strength of the show is in the casting and the clever writing. Jake McDorman plays the guy who stumbles into the super drug NZT. I last saw McDorman in the enjoyable failure, Manhattan Love Story, and he seems to bring a certain relatable sparkle to anything he does—I’m glad to see him again in the lead role here. Jennifer Carpenter plays the FBI agent who must hunt him down and control him to contain the situation. Of course, Carpenter was previously the delightfully scene-chewing sister in Dexter and she brings her relatably pleasing hidden below the surface cocktail of damaged-goofball.

The dynamic becomes the man-boy slacker, who is suddenly made into a super-genius, being wrangled by a woman who may secretly resent having had to grow up. She seems to sympathize and identify with the chemically induced slacker savant and struggles with the conflict of wanting to follow his lead while still following her orders from the FBI.

The danger here is the show falling into that same UGHAFC mold that’s been done a lot lately. If they manage to continue keeping that in the background and focus on telling the journey of a guy thrust into knowing infinitely more than he ever should, that will make for a really entertaining series. It probably helped a lot that the first two episodes are directed by the brilliant Marc Webb ((500) Days of Summer, The Amazing Spider-Man). All things considered, I’m enjoying Limitless a lot more than I thought I would.

№ 2: THE MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE

(pilot available now, series continues Nov. 20th, Amazon) Dear Magic 8 Ball, can The Man in the High Castle really deliver on the amazing promise shown in the pilot already? — “Outlook good.”

Amazon’s The Man in the High Castle is really rather impressive. I have to admit, while I am a huge fan of the shopping perks that come with Amazon’s Prime membership (anything I want can show up at my door in hours!), I haven’t ever used it to watch anything except for The Addams Family movie and episodes of Hannibal (so good—someone bring it back!) which weren’t available elsewhere. This pilot—which was picked up for series earlier to start this fall—looks like it’ll be the show that finally puts Amazon in my regular rotation.

The show is an engrossingly complex answer to a simple hypothetical question: What if the Allied forces had lost WWII to Axis powers? The story picks up in an alternate 1960s where the US has been split into Nazi and Japanese Empire controlled states. There’s a narrow band of neutral territory between them—and their political scheming against each other—running along the Rockies. It’s within this neutral zone that the mysterious Man in the High Castle is rumored to exist—releasing films of an alternate reality where the Allies won the war. I know, right?!

Adapted from a Philip K. Dick story, I should warn you it’s probably not going to be the feel good show of the fall (take other adaptations of Dick’s works; Blade Runner, Minority ReportTotal Recall. . .)—but if they keep working the source material properly, you can bet it’ll continue to be great. That is to say, the pilot is great and very promising already. The success of this initiating episode must be due in large part to the executive producer—who directed that richly visceral adaptation of Dick’s Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? creating Blade Runner—Ridley Scott.

So it’s already impressive and it’s in excellent hands?—I think it’s a safe bet that adding The Man in the High Castle is going to enrich all our queues with some marvelously engaging entertainment.

№ 1: ASH vs EVIL DEAD

(Oct. 31st, 9pm, STARZ) Dear Magic 8 Ball, I don’t even need you on this one. I couldn’t be more stoked for the arrival of Ash vs Evil Dead! — “Groovy.”

Ash vs Evil Dead?! Are you kidding me? No question—if you can only watch one new show this season Starz’s extension of the Evil Dead franchise is the one. To be fair, the Evil Dead flavor isn’t for everyone but if you’re reading Geekscape this is very likely your cup of tea, even if you don’t know it yet.

That “flavor” is difficult to put into words but here’s a shot: it’s a genuine horror screwball action comedy. It’s what might result if Monty Python teamed up with National Lampoon to produce a Stephen King story. It doesn’t pull punches with the horror or the comedy. You’re knocked out of your seat with frights and laughs.

The key players are back in what they are describing as a natural evolution of the material; prolific producer/writer/director Sam Raimi (Army of DarknessSpider-Man) and the irreplaceable Bruce Campbell (Burn Notice, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.) as Ashley “Ash” J. Williams. This time out, they’re joined by another regular Raimi player, Lucy Lawless (Xena: Warrior Princess, Salem) in what sure to be one heck of a badass team up.

I really don’t know what else I can tell you—it’s “you had to be there” entertainment. You could read the excitement of our reaction at the SDCC announcement. It’s the ol’ Evil Dead made fresh and new by the very same hands that made it in the first place—including the one and only Ash, his boomstick and his chainsaw hand! If you want more than that, you’ll have to make it yourself with your own army of deadites! Ash vs Evil Dead, baby! I think it’s going to be like pillow talk for your face.

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№ ooh: CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND

(Oct. 12th, 8pm, CW) Dear Magic 8 Ball, I know this is kinda outta left field but—should I spend this fall with the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend? — “Most likely.”

This Crazy Ex-Girlfriend stalks her way on here for living in a hilarious world where she can bust out musical numbers wherever she goes. That can technically qualify as fantasy when. . . What? You say you don’t like musical numbers? Ha ha ha, I was once like you. However, I think series creator, star and certified geek herself, Rachel Bloom begs to disagree with your feelings—making her point with her hit, NSFW (without headphones), YouTube sensation: F*** Me, Ray Bradbury. See now how your feelings were wrong? It’s okay—the same thing happened to me. If that video is what she can do with a shoestring indie budget, I’m looking forward to what she’ll might pull off with a Hollywood bankroll—after she has to wash her mouth out with soap! Salacious! Sign me up for a recurring date with Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

№ sooner!: JESSICA JONES

(Nov. 20th, Netflix) Dear Magic 8 Ball, Jessica Jones is absolutely can’t miss, right?! — “Signs point to yes.”

Jessica Jones really deserves to be in the top 5 of new shows—Heroes Reborn could easily be bumped to make room for such promise—but, at this point, this really is mostly just promising promise. There aren’t many details out there about what Netflix is doing with Jessica Jones. Marvel fans know it’s the story of an UGHAFC who has mostly hung up her superpowers to become a private eye but exactly where and how this series picks up the story remains to be seen. Netflix has done a fantastic job with Daredevil so the outlook is very good for this new entry into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I’m a huge fan of Krysten Ritter since Veronica Mars so I’m super excited to see her in the super title role here. David Tennant as Kilgrave and Carrie-Anne Moss as Harper are just a couple more of the excellent cast. If and when any new shreds of detail emerge you can bet that Geekscape will get the Jessica Jones nuggets to you, just as we have been. I want to put this in my eyes right now!

New Show Quick Takes!

THE MUPPETS — Hell yeah! Already into this all the way. Bit darker than I was expecting—almost like a drama with hilarious frosting. Like a slower paced Aaron Sorkin creation—with puppets.

SUPERGIRL — Man, I hope this is any good! At this time, I have yet to see anything that conclusively tips the scales—and my expectations are low. So, here’s hopin’ you fly, Supergirl.

SCREAM QUEENS — Happened to catch a clip of Scream Queens and found it delightfully amusing. Looking forward to catching up and watching this little gem. Judging by the creators’ former effort, Glee, it should be great for at least a season.

MINORITY REPORT — I’m sorry. I just don’t have any more room—especially for something that appears to have gutted all the fascination out of the original story to make this show just another UGHAFC lightly dusted with sci-fi. What I really wish is that this was another season of Almost Human—damn, that was a good show. . . bad name, good show.

BBC Three has just announced a new Doctor Who spin off entitled Class. In writing this initial 8 episode run centered on students in modern-day London, they may be shooting for a middle road between previous spin offs. Torchwood featured some darker stories of a special ops. team aimed more at older audiences, while The Sarah Jane Adventures was a decidedly kid friendly installment in the Whoverse. Class sounds like a unique creation of Who-ology, geared more toward the young adult crowd.

Class is a YA series set in contemporary London. Incredible dangers are breaking through the walls of time and space, and with darkness coming, London is unprotected.

—BBC Three

Executive producer Steven Moffat (Doctor Who, Sherlock) has teamed with award winning author Patrick Ness (the Chaos Walking trilogy and A Monster Calls) to create the series. Ness, born in the States—and having lived in Virginia, Washington state, Hawaii and southern California (where he attended USC)—before becoming a naturalized British citizen in 2005, seems an excellent choice to be writing about other worlds and dimensions. Moffat sound very excited about Ness, saying, “No one has documented the dark and exhilarating world of the teenager like Patrick Ness, and now we’re bringing his brilliant storytelling into Doctor Who. This is growing up in modern Britain—but with monsters!” I’m guessing something along the lines of the setting being a British school sitting on the Doctor Who universe equivalent of the Hellmouth from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The Whosphere got a taste of Ness’ skills with his 2013 short story for the 50th anniversary, Doctor Who: Tip of the Tongue, which is available as a bite-size ebook featuring Peter Davison’s fifth Doctor.

Ness has nine other full novels under his belt—his latest The Rest of Us Just Live Here (read the back cover below) hits US store shelves on October 6th. He appears to have a strong storytelling resume outside of his novels as well, having written and reviewed for The Daily Telegraph, The Times Literary Supplement, The Sunday Telegraph and The Guardian. He has even taught creative writing at Oxford University! None of it, however, makes him too hoity-toity to play in The Doctor’s sandbox. To hear him tell it, “I’m astounded and thrilled to be entering the Doctor Who universe, which is as vast as time and space itself. There’s so much room there for all kinds of amazing stories, and to work with Steven Moffat and Brian Minchin to find a place to tell one of my own has been an absolute joy. I can’t wait for people to meet the heroes of Class, to meet the all-new villains and aliens, to remember that the horrors of the darkest corners of existence are just about on par with having to pass your A-Levels.”

Whew! If he’s that into it, sign me up! The show will air on Britain’s BBC Three later next year—no word yet on when it might hit American shores but BBC America is probably the logical venue. Can’t wait for more details!

The Rest of Us Just Live Here Back Cover:

What if you aren’t the Chosen One?
The one who’s supposed to fight the zombies, or the soul-eating ghosts, or whatever the heck this new thing is, with the blue lights and the death?
What if you’re like Mikey? Who just wants to graduate and go to prom and maybe finally work up the courage to ask Henna out before someone goes and blows up the high school. Again.
Because sometimes there are problems bigger than this week’s end of the world, and sometimes you just have to find the extraordinary in your ordinary life.
Even if your best friend is worshiped by mountain lions.
Award-winning writer Patrick Ness’s bold and irreverent novel powerfully reminds us that there are many different types of remarkable.

It is being reported the Jenna Colmen (Clara Oswald) will be departing ‘Doctor Who’ after this season in favor a new role as Queen Victoria in a major ITV drama series. Both ITV and BBC are declining to make any officials announcements regarding her departure.

I’m okay with Jenna leaving the show, she was far from my favorite of the ‘Doctor Who’ companions. She always felt a bit flat to me and just felt like she was lacking Je ne sais quoi. Looking forward to see how exactly she gets written off the show and who could be the next Doctor’s companion.

‘Doctor Who’ Season 9 Premiers September 19

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Briefly: With just over one week remaining until the ninth season of Doctor Who premieres (and the entire internet goes crazy), BBC has officially released a two minute prologue for the upcoming episodes.

The premiere episode is called ‘The Magician’s Apprentice’, and… I’ve never watched an episode so I have no idea what’s going on.

You can take a look at the prologue below, and be sure to let us know what you hope to see this season! Doctor Who returns on September 19th!

“Trapped and alone in a terrifying Dalek city, the Doctor is at the heart of an evil Empire; no sonic, no TARDIS, nobody to help. With his greatest temptation before him, can the Doctor resist? And will there be mercy?”

Christopher Lloyd is back as Doc Brown for LEGO venture into cross worlds video gaming with ‘LEGO Dimensions’.

In ‘LEGO Dimensions’ your favorite characters from DC Comics, The Simpsons, The Lord of the Rings, The LEGO Movie, Back to the Future, The Wizard of Oz, Scooby Doo, Jurassic World, Ghostbusters and Doctor Who are coming together to be part of an all new immersive adventure. The last time we got this many properties together for a crossover adventure was with ‘Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue’.

LEGO enters the “toys-to-life” gaming market with the vast properties they have acquired through its regular LEGO line. I personally tried Disney Infinity 1.0. Wasn’t too much of fan of its game play mechanics and limitations. However, LEGO seems to have made numerous improvements so I may have to sneak this on to my daughter’s Christmas wishlist to give it a go.

‘Lego Dimensions’ starts building September 27 on PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, Windows PC, Xbox 360 and Xbox One.

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One of the brilliant things about San Diego Comic-Con is that it’s making life aces even if you’re not jammy enough to be there getting gobsmacked directly.

Sure, if you’re at the Con you can pick up the exclusive Doctor Who comic (covers’ art by Alice X. Zhang) and you’re likely jolly well delighted to be the first to get the scrummy scoop first-hand on the Whovian chapter of LEGO Dimensions. . . Let us pause to reflect on the trailer:

However, you’re no damp squib if you’re not arse over elbow with the makeuped and costumed in Southern California—you’ll just need a smidge of patience for your fix.

If, like me, you’ve been suffering doldrums waiting yonks for the good Doctor’s return to the telly then it may please you to hear the announcement out of SDCC 2015 that we only have to make it a bit further—September 19, Doctor Who returns! While the news of Game of Thrones star Maisie Williams’s appearance is now officially confirmed, showrunner Steven Moffat isn’t dropping much in the way of more clues. (Judging only by the cracking trailer, I’m going to guess she’s Zorro.)

Fancy a dekko at the series 9 trailer?—it’ll put the colour back in your cheeks.

Blinding! Not enough? Feast your hungry little skull orbs on these highlights from the panel. Pip pip now, off you pop.

Wizard World Comic Con is starting up tomorrow in Philadelphia, and tonight was the press event, held at the always-classy Hard Rock Cafe. Such a fitting place to kick off the Philadelphia visit of so many famous actors, writers, artists and more.

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The weekend started with Lou Ferrigno (The Hulk), Vincent Young (Beverly Hills 90210), and Chris 51 (Epic Ink). What an event! They had a Q&A with fans and everyone had a blast.

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Some of the big events this weekend include Hayley Atwell and a panel on Agent Carter, David Tennant and Billie Piper doing a whole Doctor Who weekend, Katie Cassidy and Stephen Amell from Arrow, and so many more.

The one I’m most looking forward to, besides the Agent Carter panel, is M. Night Shyamalan’s Q&A and sneak preview of the first episode of Wayward Pines.

Keep checking back this weekend and throughout the next week for more from Wizard World in Philadelphia.

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Thom Parham is a scholar AND a gentleman… and I’m not just saying that. He got a job at Paramount after grad school because he wrote his doctoral thesis on the languages in ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’. Now a professor himself, he comes on Geekscape to talk about Daredevil, Batman V Superman, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Flash, Arrow and the latest news in the geek world. He really knows his stuff and he helps Will, Kenny and I collectively scream for an end to geeks cannibalizing each other! We’re in a Golden Age! Enjoy it!

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An old acquaintance and brand new friend joins Geekscape this week when Geek of All Trades Alan Kistler arrives on the show to talk Game of Thrones, Back to the Future, Doctor Who and tons more! We profess our love of all things Telltale Games and issue a warning on the new ‘Fantastic Four’ trailer! Is training Velociraptors in ‘Jurassic World’ necessarily a good thing to do? Alan tells us about his time writing the ‘Unofficial Game of Thrones Cook Book’ and ‘Doctor Who: A History’… and he knows what he’s talking about because he schools us about Doctor Who in a huge way and it’s QUITE the history lesson! Whether your an old fan or new, I’m pretty sure you’ll love this episode!

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Anyone going to New York Comic-Con this year? In case you didn’t hear on our Facebook page, our fearless leader Jonathan London will be there as Skype’s sci-fi ambassador! So if you’re in the middle of nowhere but manage to have a fast internet connection, because this is 2014 and that can happen now,  you can still participate in the east coast’s largest pop culture convention!

If, like me, you’re a New York/New Jersey geek, you’ve probably been to Midtown Comics like a dozen times. As always they have some pretty rad exclusives as a part of New York Comic-Con, but this year it’s insane. Check it out:

Midtown Comics announces a record-breaking number of exclusives at this year’s New York Comic Con 2014! Booth #2036 is THE place to be at NYCC as Midtown Comics presents EIGHT new variant comic book coversFOUR new exclusive T-shirtsTHREE exclusive Batman New Era Hats. On top of that, there will be a number of contests, prizes, discounts, and a new wax figure from Madame Tussauds NYC!

If that isn’t enough, check out the exclusive covers, which range from Doctor Who to Thor to Wytches.

Comic fans will be able to find Midtown variants of rare #1 issues, connecting covers, and much more. These include three J. Scott Campbell Connecting Variants of Death of Wolverine, a Thor #1 variant by Paul Renaud, a Wytches #1 variant by Sean Gordon Murphy, aSabrina #1 variant by J. Scott Campbell, an Avengers & X-Men Axis #1 variant by Mike Mayhew, and a Doctor Who 12th Doctor #1 variant by Karen Hallion, which will be an early release available exclusively at booth #2036!.

You want more cool things you gluttonous bastard? Here is a zombie walk right inside the con:

On Saturday, October 11th, make sure to head over to the Midtown Comics booth for a special “Zombie Crawl” contest, where winners will be awarded free “I’m a Midtown Zombie” t-shirts! Sign up in advance at Midtown Comics Times Square and join us for the first ever Zombie Crawl through the con! Good luck, fellow Midtown Zombies!

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Madame Tussauds New York & Midtown Comics To Display New Wax Figure

Midtown Comics and Madame Tussauds New York will unveil a new Marvel Comics superhero wax figure on Thursday, October 09 at 12:30 p.m. at New York Comic Con, Jacob K. Javits Convention Center, Midtown Comics’ booth #2036.

Madame Tussauds artists worked tirelessly to create a spot-on wax figure of this famous Marvel character, which is making its U.S. debut at this year’s NYCC! The figure is modeled after a hero from the 2012 box-office hit The Avengers. Photo ops are available all weekend long!

Madame Tussauds New York is the interactive “must do” attraction, providing guests with unique opportunities to create memories with some of the world’s biggest icons. Prominently located in the heart of Times Square, Madame Tussauds New York is open 365 days a year at 10 a.m. Visit www.madametussauds.com/newyork or call 1-866-841-3505 for more information.

Those who still live in the Time of Plenty say the Earth was still beautiful.

Excited for New York Comic-Con? It’s just over a week away! Hope to see you there!

As let down as I was by the Tranzalore episode last December, I was still in a stew of anticipation for the new Doctor and the new series. As the premiere date got closer, I’ll even admit that the anticipation wound up to a fevered pitch. I was very, very, very excited!

So, I wanted to wait a day before I wrote up my thoughts about the premiere episode of Doctor Who‘s eighth season, “Deep Breath,” in order to separate coherent opinion from a sort of post-Christmas morning let down. So, a day (and one more viewing) later, and I’ve found (disappointingly) that the issues remain.

Not to say there weren’t flashes of pure, Doctor-y brilliance in the episode. And if Peter Capaldi, our new Doctor, can be that good amidst that much rubbish, imagine how good he’ll be when he actually gets a better story!

Needless to say, if you haven’t seen the newest episode, and don’t like spoilers, don’t read any further!

Peter Capaldi as Doctor Who and Jenna Coleman as Clara. Courtesy of the BBC
Peter Capaldi as Doctor Who and Jenna Coleman as Clara.
Courtesy of the BBC

So, first, what worked:

1. Peter Capaldi: From ‘furious eyebrows’ to dinosaur-translating to that delightful Scottish brogue, Capaldi’s Doctor is angry, wry, sad, puzzled, conceited, arrogant, lost, humble and very, very lonely (as all of Moffat’s Doctors are). From the ungainly fingers sticking out in all directions to the sauve pose and reveal of the red silk lining of his new suit; from the desperate wretchedness of “Who frowned this face for me?” to the rapier-wit comedy of “You said that all by yourself”; from the frantic flirting with a larger-than-it-should-be dinosaur to the calm humor when he tells Clara (Jenna Coleman) that he is not her boyfriend, Capaldi reveled in his Doctor, and invited us along for (what I hope will be an amazing) ride.

2. Vastra and Jenny Flint (mostly): Vastra (Neve McIntosh) has always been one of my favorite reoccurring characters, and her and Jenny Flint’s (Catrin Stewart) relationship is given more time in this episode than any other; Jenny almost becomes a fully fleshed character. The quick allusions to Vastra’s other cases make me want a spin-off (though the Sherlock Homes references got to be a little much) and their lizard-lady kiss was certainly the first of its kind on television. Vastra provided such much needed snark and sarcasm (until she also become a monologue mouthpiece bent on lecturing fan-girls, but more on that later).

3. The Alley Scene: Capaldi and a homeless man in an alley, where Capaldi ruminates on ‘why this face.’ Moffat writing at its best: evocative, funny, illuminating without feeling like an info-dump, and creating a connection with the audience. By the end of that scene, I was sold on Capaldi’s Doctor.

4. Jenna/Doctor in the Restaurant Scene: It was funny. Both Coleman and Capaldi were obviously enjoying themselves, and the banter fairly sparkled. For that brief scene, I could see Clara and the Doctor as a team (versus other scenes, where I keep being told they were but didn’t actually see it).

5. Heaven/The Last Scene: Did I miss something? Do we know that woman named Missy (Michelle Gomez)?? Who was she? Where was she? How does she know the Doctor? What is she on about? In 30-seconds I went from ‘meh’ to ‘oh, ok, well I guess I have to watch this season.’ She’s clearly going to be a presence over the next few months. If anyone knows who she is, please say in the comments! Or even if all you have is a vague idea or an loud opinion. It is the Internet, after all. Don’t be shy!

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Michelle Gomez as Missy the Mystery Woman in Doctor Who: Season Eight.
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Alright, now on to what didn’t work.

And so much didn’t, right? Huge plot holes; convenient, highly-coincidental happenings; every single character getting a two minute monologue about how the new Doctor is the Doctor and how we should all just get over it and move on; a bad-guy that was oh-so-not-subtly a mirror to our own Doctor’s emotional state–the list, quite literally, goes on.

1. The Dinosaur: I have nothing against the odd dinosaur (I went through the dinosaurs are awesome phase just like everyone else) but why? And how? The TARDIS has been stuck inside any number of things (organic and inorganic) and time-traveled out of them, and none of those things got pulled along for the ride (and this dino is HUGE. Sorry, Vastra, you’re ‘I was there.’ didn’t explain away that one). And aside from the ‘huh…how?’ issue, there’s the fact that now we have an episode about a dinosaur, an ancient being, lost out of its time, alone and stranded, worlds away from its family and home (gee, are you getting some subtext here? You should be, because, like a lot of this episode, it’s not so much sub- as just right out there, completely textual). And if for some reason we didn’t grasp the allegory, Moffat made sure we did by having the finally-asleep-Doctor translate the lost, lonely and cold dinosaur’s thoughts for us.

2. The Attempts at Humor: This is mostly about Strax. I usually really like Strax and his obtuse, violence-first approach is good for a gallows humor. This episode, his humor is too broad, too easy. And the bit where he hits Clara in the head with the newspaper? What was that? It wasn’t funny, and it cuts from Clara flying backward, directly to Clara coming into the kitchen with neither a bruise, nor any discussion about the concussion-causing projectile. And the medical examination that follows (though explained by Strax) seems gratuitous (oh, hey, your subconscious shows men playing sport and sex! You naughty girl! How dare you have a perfectly healthy libido!). Other ‘funny’ moments that weren’t: the Doctor falling through the trees; the Doctor flipping onto the horse (only because it looked so odd); Vastra having Jenny strike a pose but not really painting her, and then asking Clara to take her clothes off when she comes into the room; Clara kicking the sonic screwdriver into (we’re led to believe) the Doctor’s crotch (hey, dick humor! Everyone likes that, right?)

The jokes feel forced and fall flat–while individually funny, perhaps, they don’t feel coherent with the whole. It’s like halfway through someone said, ‘oh, this Doctor is too dark. Too edgy. Let’s force in some humor–hey, those Three Stooges were funny, right? Why not try some stuff like that?’

Vastra and Strax in Season Eight, Episode One "Deep Breath.: Courtesy of the BBC
Vastra and Strax in Season Eight, Episode One “Deep Breath.:
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 3. The Lectures: By my count, we were told on four separate occasions that the Doctor was still the Doctor, he just looked different. Older, grayer, but still the Doctor, and we just needed to get over it and accept it. And if we couldn’t, well, then, we weren’t worthy to be in his presence (or hang out with Vastra’s unveiled self, either). Much like the end of the Christmas Special, the characters take time out from the episode to essentially to give the audience (really, the super-fans) a little scolding. Now, I was sad to see Matt Smith’s Doctor go, but was looking forward to a new Doctor (that is, after all, part of the charm of the show). Being constantly reprimanded about how missing the old Doctor was somehow selfish, childish and judgmental soured a great deal of the episode for me. Which leads me to…

4. Clara: Jenna Coleman seems like a perfectly nice, gracious and talented young woman. But to be honest, I have never been a huge fan of the Clara companion. And in this episode she surpassed her worst moments from all of last season combined–through no fault of her own, or even her character’s. Rather, it felt like Moffat had decided to use her as a stand-in for every Super Fan who went into hysterics when Matt Smith left, and then twisted and forced the episode to show how shallow, unsubstantial, egomaniacal and self-centered those Super Fans are–and, as mentioned in point #3, every character there, up to and including Matt Smith’s Doctor, decided to give her a lecture.

On top of that, she was singularly useless. Why was she even there? We kept getting told how important she was to the Doctor, but other than vacillating between dull disdain of his new form (how many gray hair insults can you cram into an hour-and–half show?), near-hysteria over the new Doctor’s behavior, and perky-wide-eyed naivete, she didn’t seem important. Yes, she told us a number of times (as did Vastra, and Strax and even the Matt Smith Doctor himself) how important she was to him, but why?

And how many times was she going to have to get saved by the Doctor? I counted three times in one episode. When the Doctor leaves her behind in the Larder, there’s a GIANT LEVER right next to the door, and instead of pulling it and, I don’t know, escaping, she decides to hold her breath and cry. Why? Supposedly Jenna Coleman is leaving after the Christmas Special, and if this episode is any indication of what they are doing with her character, I can’t blame her.

Peter Calpaldi as the 12th Doctor. Courtesy of the BBC
Peter Calpaldi as the 12th Doctor.
Courtesy of the BBC

5. Gaping Plot Holes. Gaping Plot Holes Every Where: The aforementioned dinosaur. The killing of said dinosaur for its optic nerve (what?? really??). The clockwork re-building robots (yet another metaphor of regeneration and renewal, in case we weren’t getting the inner turmoil) living under Victorian London.

Note: For those of you wondering, the clockwork fix-it robots first showed up during David Tennant’s Doctor in an episode titled The Girl in the Fireplace. It’s the only 2006 episode written by Moffat. If you haven’t seen it, you should. It is very, very good, and also one of the first episodes that unequivocally makes the Doctor a romantic figure. Which makes this episode’s clear statement that the Doctor is not a romantic figure very much the bookend at the end of that particular era.)

The Doctor and Clara getting stuck in the restaurant (what happened to the Doctor running away?). Once in the Larder and running away, Clara has to go back for the Doctor, pushing him in front of her, and then stops, for NO REASON, and that’s why he leaves her behind (‘Too slow.’ the Doctor says. But she wasn’t).

I don’t mind the idea of this Doctor being one to sacrifice others for a greater good–the Doctor has done that in the past–but I do have a problem with it being so blatantly stupid.  The fact that Clara pounds on the door and wails against its not opening when there’s a GIANT RED LEVER right next to it. The fact that she stays in the Larder for an improbable amount of time when the door is open, panicking. The fact that the clockwork robots can tell if you’re breathing, but crying apparently does not clue them into one’s humanity. The fact that Vastra and Jenny swirl down to the larder on giant swathes of cloth but don’t think to, I don’t know, drop a rope or ladder so they can get out. No, they literally jump in and pull their only method of escape down with them. Or that Strax, the military-trained, death-before-dishonor, we-are-Sparta-warrior-dude was the first to need to breathe and didn’t even react to that.

Or the fact that the entire episode is spent telling Clara that this Doctor is different. He’s not her Doctor anymore. He’s still the Doctor, but changed, and she’ll need to accept his changes and then at the very end, the Doctor comes out and says he hasn’t changed, he’s exactly the same, and can’t she see him for him?

So which is it? It’s enough to make a girl’s head explode.

Dinosaur!?! Courtesy of BBC
Dinosaur!?!
Courtesy of BBC

I have high hopes about Capaldi’s Doctor and the rest of the season. This particular episode was not a great one–certainly not for such a long-awaited premiere–but there were hints of a excellence in it. I hope the rest of the season gets better. Considering the episode didn’t even touch on Gallifrey and the other Time Lords who clearly exist since, you know, they saved the Doctor, hopefully we’ll find out more about that soon.

Also, what kind of Doctor do we think this 12th Doctor will be? If the 10th Doctor was ‘the one who regrets’ and the 11th Doctor was the ‘one who forgets’ does that make the 12th Doctor the one who’s redeemed? It certainly seems so, with the Doctor’s ‘I’ve made mistakes’ speech.

What did you think? Love Capaldi? Hate Capaldi? Don’t care? Let us know in the comments!

I’m reminded of that one episode in How I Met Your Mother where Barney’s evil corporate Goliath National Bank is interviewing architects for their new headquarters. A Swedish architecture design firm COLLECTIVE present their idea, and it’s a building IN THE SHAPE OF A TYRANNOSAURUS REX. With a strip club in the letter N. Man, that would be awesome.

Oh right, Doctor Who. The BBC just dropped a new TV trailer teasing the upcoming season with its new lead, Peter Capaldi. There is said tyrannosaurus and Victorian steam punk stuff. So they filmed on the floor of New York Comic-Con, apparently. The episode will be called “Deep Breath.” Breathe deep, Whovians. We’re just over a week away.

When the Doctor arrives in Victorian London, he finds a dinosaur rampant in the Thames and a spate of deadly spontaneous combustions.

Who is the new Doctor and will Clara’s friendship survive as they embark on a terrifying mission into the heart of an alien conspiracy? The Doctor has changed. It’s time you knew him.

So after two blink-and-you’ll-miss-them teasers, the BBC finally released an actual trailer for season eight of Doctor Who. At just a little over a minute, the trailer tantalizes and leaves no doubt that it’s definitely going to be a Stephan-Moffat-trope heavy season.

Peter Capaldi as Doctor who and Jenna Coleman as Clara.
Peter Capaldi as the Doctor and Jenna Coleman as Clara.

While we all wait for August 23rd to roll around, we thought we’d quickly go through the 15 moments in the trailer that scream ‘Moffat is here!” to us, as a way to pass the time and also to reassure us all that the man behind the Doctor is still wildly playing at our heartstrings:

1. The TARDIS on fire. While the TARDIS malfunctioning has always been a running convention for all of the Doctors, Moffat especially seems to like doing horrible things to it, blowing up its control room, having the Doctor leave the e-brake on, making weird plant-life grow all over it. So the first full shot (minus the close-up of a handle and some weird Space-Mountain tunnel lights) is, of course, the TARDIS on fire.

2. A young flirty-smart woman who is both trouble and savior. Yup, right on cue, after the TARDIS blows up, it’s a close up of  Clara Oswald, looking at first serious and then surprised/scared.

3. Scared about what, you ask? Well, Moffat has never been afraid to go for the gusto in terms of bad guys (though his best episodes, in our opinion, are the ones were he constrains himself to one–like “Blink,” which was the first episode to feature the angels and still the scariest thing to watch alone pretty much ever). For season eight, Moffat isn’t holding himself back. First up, Daleks! Nice whomp-whomp sound combined with a close up on a Dalek eye stalk.

4. The ominous and prophetic sounding sound byte, that, when parsed, is usually just a common sense statement. There’s usually three or four in a Moffat trailer, and here’s the first. The Dalak, saying : “Life returns” along with a:

5.  Shot of the new inside of the TARDIS. It looks…clean. Crisp. A lot more blue and more glowing buttons then we had before.

6. And now we need someone who’s close to the Doctor to worry about him. And, yup, there’s Clara, all by herself, walking through some very blue hallway, in profile, while she muses: “I don’t think I know who the Doctor is anymore.” OF COURSE NOT. He’s a NEW doctor. Sheesh.

7. If all goes according to previous trailers, right about now we’ll…yup. There it is: The Doctor in some agonizing/mortally dangerous moment, striking a completely unrealistic but HIGHLY dramatic poise.

8. What’s next? Well, tradition has it that it should be another ominous and oddly prophetic sounding phrase from an old enemy. And, yup, check. The same Dalek, saying (over the image above, natch): “Life fails.” Which when you think about it is sort of a Captain Obvious statement but ok, we’ll go with it.

9.  Halfway through and we haven’t seen the TARDIS flying and/or landing–oh, no, here it is. Which means we all know what’s next, right? That’s right, it’s time for the:

10. High angle shot of the Doctor, either looking up or just in the act of looking up at the camera.

11: Which wouldn’t be complete without a Doctor-logue (which is what we call the monologues the Doctor embarks on when he’s trying to outtalk or bravado his way out of something), and sure enough, there’s Capaldi, saying: “I am the Doctor. I have lived for more than 2000 years–

Wait, wait, wait. What? We interrupt this list for a ‘wtf?’ More than 2000 years?? Wasn’t he just like, 800? Where did the 1200 years come from, Moffat?? Where?? We know he was on Trenzalore for awhile, but 1200 years?? Really? Really?

UPDATE: Thanks to our lovely readers, the age question has been answered. Thank you!

Ok, back to our normally scheduled list-acle.

11.5. “I’ve made many mistakes. Isn’t it time I fix them?” At which point we need a quick glimpse of our companion with the Doctor, and whatever his new suit-of-choice will be, and there it is. Very severe, this Capaldi suit.

12. Now the companion needs to ask a leading question so that the Doctor can be portentous…yup, yup, there it is “Where are going?” she asks, giving the Doctor the perfect in for his next line: “Into darkness.” Oh, oh, very good, very dramatic.

13. Now we need a super fast series of shots where at least half of them will make us laugh and the other half will make us giddy with excitement while also showcasing old friends and enemies. And yup, cut to Vastra, teasing the Doctor almost nonchalantly and then it’s: daleks, glowy blue tunnel, dinosaurs in London, Cybermen (sort of) looking things, the Doctor on a horse, Clara looking scared, zero-gravity in the TARDIS, lots of Daleks and a spinning out of control TARDIS and what’s next?

14.  Well, classic Moffat would be  quiet statement by the Doctor to remind us how tortured and tormented he really is, how hard it is for him to be a ‘good man’ (see “A Good Man Goes To War” for a well-done but essentially two hour riff on this). But surely he’ll do something–nope. Nope. There it is. A gazing out into the distance Doctor cuts to a slightly hopeless Doctor, sitting next to Clara, asking: “Am I a good man?” to which every fan girl in the world went “YES.” (it was like a million souls all forgot Matt Smith at once, and then…nothing). Of course Clara, as a Moffat saucy, sexy, smart but not too-smart companion, will have to say the saucy, sexy, smart but not too-smart answer, which is:

15. “I don’t know.” Because the crux of  Moffat’s Doctor is a conflicted and wounded Doctor, isn’t it?

There isn’t even a second of footage to shed some light on the mysterious new character, Danny Pink, who will be played by Samuel Anderson and (apparently?? maybe??) will be joining the Doctor and Clara on their travels.  Way to keep us in suspense, Moffat!

All that being said, we’re very (very very very very very) excited to see what a not Matt-Smith Doctor will look like, though if the trailer is any judge, it’ll be Moffat-y.

What did you think? Watch the trailer below and let us know in the comments!

Doctor Who starts its new season on Saturday, August 23rd, and last week the BBC put out its first teaser of Peter Capaldi as the new Doctor.

And here’s another one:

What do you guys think? Can’t wait? Don’t think Capaldi will ever be as good as Smith/Tennant/<insert favorite Doctor here>? Tell us in the comments!

Briefly: Doctor Who may not be making an appearance at this year’s San Diego Comic Con, but that’s probably because the entire team will be hard at work preparing for the new series’ just-announced, fast approaching premiere date.

BBC has debuted a short new teaser for the upcoming episodes (which I can’t watch as I’m not in the US), and has also debuted a new key image featuring Capaldi’s Doctor and our pal Clara inside the Tardis.

US readers can take a look at the teaser below, while everyone else will have to settle for a poster. Doctor Who‘s eighth series will premiere on August 23rd.

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Here is part two of three posts including videos from the Doctor Who Panel from Saturday’s Philadelphia Comic Con.

First, a fan asks if it’s weird seeing their face on a t-shirt:

On this one, a fan asks Karen how much she had to do with Amy Pond’s wardrobe:

They were also asked about shooting in Central Park:

And finally, as promised, here they are talking about the best villains in Doctor Who, the weeping angels:

That’s it for segment two of the videos. Stay tuned for the third and final post of videos from Matt and Karen!

This morning in Philadelphia, Matt Smith and Karen Gillan were shown just how many Whovians there are in the Philly area during a panel at Wizard World’s Comic Con Philadelphia. The crowd filled up the Grand Ballroom:

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It only took the crowd about a minute to realize that the duo’s roles in the show seemed so perfectly matched because of their real-life relationship. They got along like old, best friends. Here is the first few (of many) videos I will be posting from the event.

A fan asked about how much of their dialogue was improvised:

Drunk elephant:

Their first time on the TARDIS:

Another asked about any pranks they ever pulled on the set:

And, as promised, a fan dared them to sing the theme song to Doctor Who, with hilarious and fun results:

That’s it for today. I’ll be posting more videos from the Q&A, plus some other fun interviews from the con during the next few days.

The BBC Just uploaded this hyper quick teaser trailer for the next season of their hit show Doctor Who. The trailer shows Peter Capaldi silhouetted inside the TARDIS, with the newest news that he will be hitting screens this August!

This season marks the Twelfth iteration of The Doctor as Matt Smith transforms into Peter Capaldi. I, much like a lot of geeks, am very excited to see what direction Capaldi take the role of The Doctor. I got bored of Smiths portrayal after his first season and never bothered to watch any of the others. You could also blame me not returning due to Moffats bland writing, he just followed the same damn formula over and over.

It’s also going to be interesting to see how the fandom reacts to a much OLDER Doctor.

Catch it all in August! We are VERY excited!

Briefly: Following our first look at the new Time Lord on set earlier this month, BBC has debuted the first image of Peter Capaldi’s Doctor in costume.

According to a BBC blog post, Capaldi had this to say about his new garb: “He’s woven the future from the cloth of the past. Simple, stark, and back to basics. No frills, no scarf, no messing, just 100 per cent Rebel Time Lord.”

Stephen Moffat adds “New Doctor, new era, and of course new clothes. Monsters of the universe, the vacation is over – Capaldi is suited and booted and coming to get you!”

Take a look at the photo below, and let us know what you think of the new Doctor, and his new costume!

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Perhaps we shouldn’t be too hard on Mr. Moffat. He did, after all, give us a nearly note-perfect 50th Anniversary special. And the David Tennant farewell special was, in our opinion, almost perfect television. Maybe we could curb our disappointment in Matt Smith’s finale—but that is proving difficult, because it could have been so good.

The Christmas Episode was a lot like Christmas—weeks spent in delirious anticipation as the wrapped presents pile higher and higher, followed by an hour and half of slow realization that most people are as stumped as you are in regards to gift-giving, and ending in a sort of bland, vague, obstinate depression that even chocolate can’t seem to fix.

Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor.
Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor.

What Worked, Really Worked

What we loved in this episode:

1. Owning Matt Smith’s bald head and pretty-good wig.

2. The rhyme found in the Christmas Cracker. Simple, sad. Like much that is great with the Doctor, it echoes and knocks around and provokes unexpected reactions.

3. The fact that he hasn’t fixed the phone yet.

4. The Papal Mainframe. Could we get a spin-off of that, please?

5. The gentleness of Matt Smith’s final good-bye.

6. The Time Lords are definitely stuck in a pocket universe. No more debate about that.

7. We never have to worry about limited regenerations again.

8. The wooden Cyberman (it was a little goofy but still…)

Clara (JENNA COLEMAN), The Doctor (MATT SMITH) surrounded by all of our favorite bad guys. (C) BBC - Photographer: Ray Burmiston
Clara (JENNA COLEMAN), The Doctor (MATT SMITH) surrounded by all of our favorite bad guys.
(C) BBC – Photographer: Ray Burmiston

A Season’s Worth of Story

It wasn’t that there weren’t great ideas in this episode—indeed, there was a plethora of them—but it felt as if those ideas were never given time to breathe. So many awesome and terrible things happening, and yet the episode never really landed on any of them, making everything seem impermanent and somehow, unimportant. The Church of the Papal Mainframe—what an amazing thing. What an incredible addition to the world of the Doctor. And Orla Brady was luminous in all her dark, mysterious beauty as Mother Superious Tasha Lem (and did anyone else get some Dune flashbacks throughout that whole sequence?), a woman who is neither awed nor frightened of the Doctor; a women with power equal to—if not greater than—his. We could have watched the Doctor and Tasha Lem debate moral imperatives all day. But, like almost all of the things introduced or visited in this episode, it was over too soon and not explored enough.

What other things, you may ask? Well, let’s take the Silence. One of the most intriguing villains created during the Matt Smith era, they are—quite suddenly—decreed to be allies of the Doctor. Via voice over. At one point the Doctor blithely says “oh, them, they’re confessional priests. Engineered to make you forgot everything you’ve confessed” (or something to that effect) which brings a few more questions to mind: How does he know this? Why didn’t he know it before? And what, exactly, is the point of forgetting that one has confessed one’s sins? You don’t forget the sins, and you won’t remember whatever penance you are given, you just forget you’ve confessed? (As a recovering Catholic, this particular throwaway line boggled our mind for quite a while). The idea was very, very cool. Chill inducing, even…but it was brought out, waved about quickly so we couldn’t think about it much, then thrown aside in favor of yet another Doctor/Clara conversation.

Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor--with a random Cyberman head he calls Handles.  Courtesy of BBC,
Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor–with a random Cyberman head he calls Handles.
Courtesy of BBC,

Or the whole explanation about the Silence, and the splinter sect set upon destroying the Doctor (essentially all of the Rory/Amy Pond storyline) was just thrown out and forgotten. The moment that should have been chill-inducing—Tasha Lem declaring “Silence Will Fall”—fell strangely flat. The episode hadn’t earned that yet, and it didn’t ring true.

Or what about the town of Christmas? The best episodes of the Doctor are the ones where we, the audience, see clearly what sacrifice is being asked of the Doctor—and understand what each decision costs him. Save the child or the world? Save the last of a species or all of humanity? Lose a planet, to win a war? In “The Time of the Doctor,” we never see what is so special about the town of Christmas. Why doesn’t he just put everybody in the TARDIS and send them somewhere safe? Yes, the crack is there but that doesn’t mean the town is important. Just the crack. And why did the townspeople just sort of shrug and say, ‘ok, I guess we’re at war now. No biggie. We’ll just live in a life-destroying warzone and see our children die young because the Doctor is our Sheriff now’ Why? Did no one ever stop and say, ‘gee, Doctor, maybe one of your spacefaring friends could give us a ride out of here?’ or even, ‘gee, Doctor, you seem like a nice guy, but why are we dying in your private war? That doesn’t seem right…’

What about the truth field? That was an exciting device that also wasn’t used to its full potential. Moments of levity, moments of heartbreak—the truth field could have been utilized so much more, with potentially astonishing results.

Clara’s family dinner (who were the adult couple there? Had we met them before? We were so confused as to who they were and why the Blond one was soooooo unlikeable)—again, it didn’t add anything to the episode (other than a reason for Clara to call the Doctor) and it felt flat and a little trite. And, really, cooking a turkey in the TARDIS is why Clara was with the Doctor when he went to Trenzalore?

The town of Christmas, with it's vaguely Victorian citizens, minutes of daylight, and year-round Christmas decorations. Courtesy of the BBC
The town of Christmas, with it’s vaguely Victorian citizens, minutes of daylight, and year-round Christmas decorations.
Courtesy of the BBC

What–How–What?

Even ignoring some of the leaps of logic the episode forced on us…you know what? We can’t ignore it. Here’s our list of the some of the worst ones, in our opinion:

1. It took 300 years for the TARDIS to come back because Clara was on the outside?

2. The Daleks, who no longer remember anything about the Doctor, still show up, with all the other baddies?

3. What about the Weeping Angels, who were just hanging out in the forest, unwatched by anyone, who never attack, ever, for all those centuries?

The Weeping Angels, who showed up once and then...decided it was time to go home, curl up by the fire and watch TV? Courtesy of the BBC
The Weeping Angels, who showed up once and then…decided it was time to go home, curl up by the fire and watch TV?
Courtesy of the BBC

4. Where did the Doctor get that Cyberman head? Why did he even have it?

5. Did not one person in the Church of the Papal Mainframe send out a distress signal when the Daleks invaded? How is that possible?

6. Once the Daleks invaded the Papal Mainframe, why didn’t they just wipe the planet out? Why were they still involved in land-based siege warfare?

7. In the hundreds of years the Doctor was there, he couldn’t have built a wall around the town to defend it?

8. Could the Doctor not have shouted through the crack: “Hey, stop sending out this signal, you’re starting Galactic War 14 up here, I’ll let you know when you can come over!” Could he not have at least tried, once? It worked when Clara did it.

9. How did Tasha Lem get the TARDIS? How did she know where to find Clara? How did she know how to fly it?

The phenomenal Orla Brady as Tasha Lem in "The Time of the Doctor." Courtesy of BBC.
The phenomenal Orla Brady as Tasha Lem in “The Time of the Doctor.”
Courtesy of BBC.

 

10. How did the Doctor not know that the planet was Trenzalore? He’d been there before.

11. What is the point of a Church that requires you to be naked, but is ok with holographic cloths? What is the difference, really, between actual cloths and projected clothes that do the exact same thing, i.e., cover up your nakedness? If you have to be naked to enter, than be naked. Sheesh. And why was being naked so important??

12.Was the Doctor Santa? Because he kept making toys for the Children of Christmas…

The episode creaked along despite those, relying upon Matt Smith’s bravura and Jenna Coleman’s huge pair of brown eyes (where did you think we were going with that?? Naughty!). Moffat’s greatest episodes have always had a few ‘wait-a-minute—how—’ moments, but those were usually minor quibbles that tended to get lost in the epic quality of the events surrounding them; this episode, unfortunately, never reached that epic, breathtaking momentum of “The Day of the Doctor,” or “Demon’s Run.”

Perhaps all of the flaws boil down to the fact that the episode tells us quite a lot; people throw about explanations (a lot of it in voice over) and facts, that tie the basic elements of the plot together, but we are never shown most of it. One example: The Doctor allied with the Silence. Yes, please, show us that. Take the time spent with Clara’s family (ugh) and show us how the Doctor found common ground with the Silence. That would have been worth watching. Or give us more Tasha Lem. Or spend some time in the town of Christmas so we cared about it, even a little.

Peter Capaldi as the 12th Doctor in his debut during the Doctor Who Christmas Special, "The Time of the Doctor." Courtesy of BBC
Peter Capaldi as the 12th Doctor in his debut during the Doctor Who Christmas Special, “The Time of the Doctor.”
Courtesy of BBC

Regenerations? As Many As You Want

We did get some answers, the most important was the explanation as to how the Doctor would get past the ‘only 12 regenerations’ rule (SPOILER AHEAD)—Clara pleads with the Time Lords (via the crack) to help the Doctor, and the Time Lords move the crack and give the Doctor more regenerations. Problem solved.

If you are wondering to yourself, why, if the Time Lords could move the crack, why they didn’t do that HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO and solve the whole blockading-the-planet issue, so are we, dear reader, so are we.

The Doctor’s regeneration took out the enemy ships (ok…) and after all the fallout is over, he goes back to the TARDIS. Note, he doesn’t bring the Time Lords through, even though the way is now clear. Not really sure why not.

Clara follows, and Matt Smith’s Doctor appears because apparently the regeneration’s first step was to make him young before, you know, actually regenerating. Because that’s what it does, now.

He then gives what we think was meant to be a heartwarming speech about how we all change throughout our lives (which sounded remarkably similar to a letter we wrote some months ago, you can compare here) but really, it felt both a little clichéd as well as somewhat chiding—we could hear the writer/showrunner instead of the Doctor, telling the fans that change is good for them, so stop whinging and give the new guy a fair shake.

Karen Gillan as Amy Pond says good-bye to Matt Smith's Doctor in "The Time of the Doctor." Courtesy of BBC
Karen Gillan as Amy Pond says good-bye to Matt Smith’s Doctor in “The Time of the Doctor.”
Courtesy of BBC

Amy Pond shows up (the Doctor hallucinates during regeneration now, apparently) and says good bye to her raggedy man.

Then, BAM!, it’s Capaldi. The kidney line was great. The ‘do you know how to drive this thing?’ was, like the episode, too on-the-nose and a little predictable (since Lem had already stated that flying the TARDIS was easy, perhaps a better line would have been ‘who’s been driving this thing?”). And then we ended the episode, not on the 12th Doctor’s face, in a panic, but rather on Clara’s face, which made it seem like there was more dialogue, or something, supposed to happen. It actually took a minute to realize the episode was over. And then, all we could muster was sort of a huge ‘meh.’ It was no “I don’t want to go.”, that’s for sure. It wasn’t even an ‘I have to kiss you to save you but in doing so I will sacrifice myself!’ regeneration. It certainly wasn’t how we envisioned the end of Matt Smith’s Doctor—the Doctor referred to in “The Day of the Doctor” as the ‘one who forgets.’

We will miss Matt Smith—he who taught us that bow ties and fezzes are cool—and we still have high hopes for Capaldi. But we do wish that this Christmas special had been, well, more about our lovely madman with a box, who had so many rules and so much grief, and who thought every one of us were important.

Still, it was a grand ride, and we’re sad it had to end.

What did you think? Let us know in the comments and follow us at @geekscapedotnet and @sjbwrite!

So if it wasn’t enough that the 50th Anniversary special brought Gallifrey into the mix, and also allowed us our fist view of Peter Capaldi’s Doctor–both of which pitched our anticipation of this year’s Christmas Special to new heights–the new trailer (a special extended edition, an early Christmas present from the BBC) notches everything up another level. The Silence. Weeping Angels. Cyberman. Daleks. And, of course, Orla Brady as Tasha Lem, an old enemy (or maybe friend turned enemy? She certainly seems angry enough…) whose plans for the Doctor seem fairly nefarious.

“The Time War will begin anew,” she cries, “The siege of Trenzalore has now begun!”

Trenzalore, where the Doctor’s grave is. We just got shivers–how about you?

And, we’ve heard that we can expect to see more of the Doctor then ever before–Matt Smith will have to disrobe in order to enter a certain church. For whatever reason, we doubt anyone will be complaining!

Check out the new trailer below and let us know your thoughts in the comments! How do you think the Doctor gets out of Trenzalore?? Are you excited about Capaldi? Think he’s the perfect choice or the perfectly wrong choice? Let us know!

Briefly: There’s just five days to go until The Time of the Doctor finally airs, and Matt Smith is no longer our doctor.

BBC has debuted a new, longer trailer for the special (watch the previous teaser here), and just as before, everything looks great. Seriously, I can’t wait to ignore whatever family gathering I happen to be at when 8pm rolls around, and watch the magic happen on BBC instead.

Take a look at the new trailer below, and as always, let us know what you think!

Orbiting a quiet backwater planet, the massed forces of the universe’s deadliest species gather, drawn to a mysterious message that echoes out to the stars – and amongst them, the Doctor. Rescuing Clara from a family Christmas dinner, the Time Lord and his best friend must learn what this enigmatic signal means for his own fate and that of the universe.

Briefly: We’re now just 14 days away, everyone!

No, not from Christmas, silly. I’m talking about The Time of the Doctor of course! The much more important event (and Matt Smith’s final appearance as the Doctor) just so happens to take place on December 25th, and we couldn’t be more excited!

BBC has just launched the first teaser for the episode, which naturally features a few small spoilers. It clocks in at a short 36 seconds long, but it’s 36 seconds of perfect, and really gets us excited to throw on our new Tardis bath robes (the ones we put right at the top of our lists) and get down to business on Christmas day.

Take a look at the teaser below, and let us know what you think! Are you ready to say goodbye to Matt Smith?

Orbiting a quiet backwater planet, the massed forces of the universe’s deadliest species gather, drawn to a mysterious message that echoes out to the stars – and amongst them, the Doctor. Rescuing Clara from a family Christmas dinner, the Time Lord and his best friend must learn what this enigmatic signal means for his own fate and that of the universe.

After stunning audiences and silencing critics with the (mostly) pitch-perfect 50th anniversary special, “The Day of the Doctor,” Moffat et. al.  now have their work cut out for them with the Christmas Special. Per tradition (if one other reincarnation at a Christmas Special can be a tradition…) this episode must be: Seasonal, Sad, Funny, Heroic and Devastating. Not exactly the easiest thing to pull off. And now that we know that Gallfirey is still in existence (can we get a big, loud woot! for that?), what possible adventure can our 11th Doctor (he’s the 11th, not the 12th–you know what, that’s a different article) have that brings together all of the above themes and moments while also including Cyberman, Daleks, Weeping Angels and the Silence? Not to mention the regeneration into the 12th Doctor at some point?

New pictures released by the BBC yesterday answer no questions but are certainly fuel for the fire. Persue below at your leisure and let us know what you think in the comments. Rampant speculation about what the Christmas Special could be about encouraged.

Clara (JENNA COLEMAN), The Doctor (MATT SMITH) surrounded by all of our favorite bad guys. (C) BBC - Photographer: Ray Burmiston
Clara (JENNA COLEMAN), The Doctor (MATT SMITH) surrounded by all of our favorite bad guys.
(C) BBC – Photographer: Ray Burmiston
 Clara (JENNA COLEMAN), The Doctor (MATT SMITH), same as the first photo but this time with gears and clockwork around them. (C) BBC - Photographer: Ray Burmiston
Clara (JENNA COLEMAN), The Doctor (MATT SMITH), same as the first photo but this time with gears and clockwork around them. (C) BBC – Photographer: Ray Burmiston
The Doctor (MATT SMITH) - with a Cyberman head. That can't be good! (C) BBC - Photographer: Adrian Rogers
The Doctor (MATT SMITH) – with a Cyberman head. That can’t be good!
(C) BBC – Photographer: Adrian Rogers
The Doctor (MATT SMITH), Clara (JENNA COLEMAN) striding purposeful towards (away?) from something. (C) BBC - Photographer: Adrian Rogers
The Doctor (MATT SMITH), Clara (JENNA COLEMAN) striding purposeful towards (away?) from something.
(C) BBC – Photographer: Adrian Rogers
Clara (JENNA COLEMAN) - looking somber (and cold!) and holding...something. (C) BBC - Photographer: Adrian Rogers
Clara (JENNA COLEMAN) – looking somber (and cold!) and holding…something.
(C) BBC – Photographer: Adrian Rogers

Not sure how we missed this (well, with all the hullabaloo over the actual special, maybe we can be forgiven).

It’s a full 30-minute (ish) short with the ‘classic’ doctors (Peter Davison, Sylvester McCoy, Colin Baker, Paul McGann with a VO cameo by Tom Baker) attempting to get involved in the 50th anniversary special. The full “reboot” can be found at the BBC Website, and just for giggles here’s the trailer (keep an eye out for Capt. Jack!):

Briefly: Doctor Who‘s upcoming Christmas special (and Matt Smith’s final appearance as the doctor) just got its official title. The episode is called The Time of the Doctor, and here’s its official synopsis:

Orbiting a quiet backwater planet, the massed forces of the universe’s deadliest species gather, drawn to a mysterious message that echoes out to the stars. And amongst them – the Doctor. Rescuing Clara from a family Christmas dinner, the Time Lord and his best friend must learn what this enigmatic signal means for his own fate and that of the universe.

BBC has also revealed the key art and first teaser for the special, which you can also see below. Again, I’ve never actually seen an episode of the show, so I don’t understand exactly what I’m looking at, but in any case it appears that fans have a great Christmas ahead of them.

Time of the Doctor Key Art

In case you weren’t excited enough, BBC America is winding things up to a fever pitch with a series of programming all week, culminating in the live simulcast of the Day of the Doctor on Saturday, November 23rd at 2:50 p.m. EST (that’s 11:50 a.m. for those of us on the West Coast). There’s been a slew of information coming out about it, so we here at Geekscape thought we’d put everything we know all in one place for you! Aren’t we nice?

Courtesy of the BBC.
Courtesy of the BBC.

BBC Programming

BBC America will be doing all-Doctor all-the-time this week (they’re calling it Doctor Who Takeover Week. Not as catchy as Shark Week, right?), starting on Monday (yes, yesterday, sorry–if you missed something, check your local on-demand). Here’s the line-up (all times EST unless otherwise stated):

Monday 11/18:

9 a.m. to 9 p.m.: The Doctor Revisited Marathon (specials on each of the Doctors for the past 50 years)

9 p.m. to 10 p.m.: Doctor Who: Tales from the Tardis

10 p.m.: The Science of the Doctor with Brian Cox

 

Tuesday, 11/19:

10 a.m. to 10 p.m.: The Ninth Doctor Marathon

10 p.m.: The Christmas Invasion (2005 Christmas Special)

11 p.m.: The Runaway Bride (2006 Christmas Special)

Don't Blink.
Don’t Blink.

Weds, 11/20:

Midnight: “Blink” Yes, that episode with Angels. The first one.

1 a.m.: “Voyage of the Damned” (2007 Christmas Special)

2 a.m: The Tenth Doctor Marathon, Part 1 (Ep 1-4, Season 4)

8 a.m.: The Tenth Doctor Marathon, Part 2 (Ep 4-13, Season 4)

5 p.m.: The Tenth Doctor Marathon, Part 3

David Tennant as the Tenth Doctor
David Tennant as the Tenth Doctor

Thursday, 11/21:

9 a.m. The Eleventh Doctor Marathon, Part 1

Friday, 11/22:

9 a.m.: The Eleventh Doctor Marathon, Part 2

8 p.m.: Doctor Who Explained

9 p.m.: An Adventure in Space and Time

Saturday 11/23

1 a.m.: The Eleventh Doctor Marathon, Part 3

11:30 a.m PST/2:30 p.m. EST: 50th Anniversary Live Pre-Show

11:50 a.m. PST/2:50 p.m. EST: “The Day of the Doctor” 50th Anniversary Special

7 p.m.: “The Day of the Doctor” 50th Anniversary Special Encore Primetime Broadcast

10 p.m.: Graham Norton Show with Matt Smith and David Tennant

Sunday, 11/24:

9 a.m.: Matt Smith Countdown (Top 11 Episodes)

8 p.m.: The Doctor’s Revisited—The Eleventh Doctor (U.S Premiere)

 

50th Anniversary Poster
50th Anniversary Poster

What The Internets is Doing

 And just to whet your appetite a little more, but here’s what’s popped up on the internet this week:

Official Mini-Episode: “The Night of the Doctor”

And the new trailer here:

And, catch interviews with the cast (asking such questions as “What Would Matt Smith Steal from the Tenth Doctor?” here; and celebrities (Nathan Fillion, what??) wishing the Doctor a Happy Birthday!

Let us know what you’re most excited about–or your theories on what the answer will be–in the comments! And tune in to our live twitter feed (@geekscapedotnet and @sjbwrite) during the Simulcast!

 

Briefly: BBC has just debuted a new trailer for the Doctor Who 50th anniversary special, The Day of the Doctor.

The trailer looks pretty fantastic, though I can’t say that I really know what’s going on as I still haven’t seen a single episode of the show.

In any case, take a look at the video below, and let us know how excited you are! The Day of the Doctor airs on November 23rd (and is also hitting theatres)!

The littlest Doctor: Mylo Gosch (age 10)
The littlest Doctor: Mylo Gosch (age 10)

Led by Jessica Tseang (ComiCast!, The Comic Book Girl), with Aaron Cisterlli (president of the Time Meddlers, the largest SoCal Doctor Who Fan Club) and Eric Wallace (Eureka, Mister Terrific), the official Doctor Who 50th Anniversary panel on Friday, Nov 1st, promised not-to-be-missed guests.

However due to technical difficulties, none of the guests mentioned by Tseang at the start of the panel–Karen Gillian and Sylvester McCoy among them–could join us, either virtually or in person. To remedy the situation, Tseang called up members of the audience who were rockin’ serious Doctor cosplay and had them answer questions in character (either as the actor or the actual character). There was a Ninth Doctor, a Tenth Doctor (with a honest-to-God British accent), a Captain Jack, an Empty Child and a few eleventh doctors, including the littlest Doctor, Mylo Gosch, age 10.

 Due to technical difficulties, the panel was left without a special guest--so made do by inviting up cosplayers to answer questions in character.
Due to technical difficulties, the panel was left without a special guest–so made do by inviting up cosplayers to answer questions in character.

Dr panel 2

The audience and the new additions to the panel were game to try, and a sometimes awkward, often hysterically funny panel commenced.

Join fans of the Doctor at Comikaze tomorrow, Saturday, Nov 2nd, at 9 a.m. for “The Great Time War: Who is the Best Doctor?”