Release the person faced hounds and pull your Probe board game out of your closet because this week the trio is talking about one of the most infamously homoerotic horror films of all time… “Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge”. We break down the subtler moments of S&M bar crashing, Mark Patton’s dreamy eyes and the true story of the man inside. Join us won’t you for Horror Movie Night!

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It’s good to know that after the bombs fall and half of the world is mutated into weird, pervy amphibians, we’ll have someone like Rowdy Roddy Piper to repopulate the planet with his incredible sperm – or at least, that’s the way things go in this week’s pick, 1988’s post-apocalyptic, post-consent fever dream Hell Comes to Frogtown. Here’s a question for you listeners, why would frog-people have an entire city in the middle of the desert? Wouldn’t that be terrible for creatures that have evolved to live in both water and on land? We have more questions, but few answers, so come share our bewilderment this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Listeners, welcome to a new world – one where exposure to too many horror podcasts leads to a skinny little wiener popping out of your foreheads and everyone getting drenched in authentic KY Jelly(tm). There’s also some odd sexual side effects, but hey, you’re getting some, so don’t complain. This week’s pick is the delightfully gooey and weird From Beyond (1986), starring Jeffrey Combs, Barbara Crampton, and Bubba the Ex-Football Player. If this intro doesn’t get you primed for action, then we don’t know what will… Hope you don’t mind some light bondage, and oh, the safe word is Horror Movie Night!

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If the creeping dread of another Cold War hasn’t quite hit you yet, the HMN boys will get you there with 1983’s low budget, killer-alien-in-a-meteorite The Deadly Spawn! This homage (well, more pastiche, really) to the alien monster heyday of the 1950s spent all of its money on creature effects (which are awesome, despite what Adam may think) and then hired people off the street to get eaten by weird hungry tadpoles. Don’t go in your swampy, disgusting basement, cuz it’s Horror Movie Night, comrade!

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Hey brother, we watched you flex your 24 inch pythons and vote for the one non-horror film of the year for us to tackle, and you now get to ledgrop aliens all over the place while we discuss the Hulkster’s 1991 sci-if comedy Suburban Commando! You better have said your prayers, taken your vitamins and done the right thing, cuz the Hulk’s bad weave is coming to your spare bedroom, keeping it safe from litigenous grease monkeys, bad bosses and intergalactic warlords. If you’re not feeling these colorful Hammer pants, well too bad, it’s standard issue, soldier, on this episode of Horror Movie Night!

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It’s Christmas Eve and boy do we have a surprise for you… We dug deep in our bag of podcast magic and pulled out a very special episode for you, full of Nazis, Grizzly Adams, and of course incest. That’s right, this week’s episode is the abysmal Xmassacre ELVES from 1989! Put on your Santa hat and draw some swastikas on your boobs/moobs as the guys wind their way through the celluloid insanity on display here. There are truly no words for this film, but HMN tries real hard to fill in the awkward silence. Happy holidays and watch out for grandpa, it’s a very merry Horror Movie Xmas Night!

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What was that? You didn’t get enough dream sequence shenanigans last week? Well, you’re in luck (and likely a glutton for punishment), because this week, the guys are tackling the uber-obscure direct to video Last Slumber Party (1988)! Don’t even try to make sense of this mess, just take it in and enjoy the absurdity. We’ve got a fresh set of surgeon scrubs and a 1000 yard stare ready for your Horror Movie all-Nighter, pillow fight anyone?

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Wake up to a dream within a dream about a mouthbreathing, galoshes-wearing, teen-killing weirdo that may just be your body’s reaction to a bad chili dog from the cafeteria, cuz the HMN boys are taking on the ORIGINAL meta horror comedy, 1980s Student Bodies. On this day, we are all nonsensical murderers with a cold, poking fun at the first wave of slasher flicks and the dumb character decisions we all love to hate. Grab some paper clips and your second- favorite handicapped janitor for this week’s Horror Movie Night!

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Briefly: Welcome to a new world of Gods and Monsters.

Universal has just debuted the very first trailer for the long-awaited reboot of The Mummy, and boy does it look action packed (with some gorgeous effects to boot).

In the film, “Thought safely entombed in a tomb deep beneath the unforgiving desert, an ancient princess (Sofia Boutella of Kingsman: The Secret Service and Star Trek Beyond) whose destiny was unjustly taken from her is awakened in our current day, bringing with her malevolence grown over millennia and terrors that defy human comprehension.”

Yeah… the baddie sort of sounds similar to X-Men: Apocalypse and Suicide Squad (and numerous films before that), but this looks like it could be a pretty neat start to Universal’s planned cinematic universe (since Dracula Untold… didn’t count).

For now, take a look at the first trailer below, and be sure to let us know what you think! The Mummy hits theatres June 9th, 2017!

In true Horror Movie Night style, the guys are kicking off the holiday season with a film whose themes include (but are not limited to): prison, death penalty, alcoholism, bigotry, prison rape, trucker hats, and the ever-present electric ghost. That’s right, we’re talking Renny Harlin’s 1988 diamond in the rough PRISON! If you ever wondered what Aragorn was doing before that idiot Frodo came along, or what Deebo was up to on Thursday, this is the movie for you. Burn your bedding but keep the trucker hat, cuz it’s getting hot in solitary this week on Horror Movie Night!

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If you thought that ROBOCOP was too believable and MANIAC COP’s story was too easy to follow, then boy do the guys have a movie for you! This week, Adam throws the group into robot karate class with 1987’s inscrutable cyborg crimefighting cringer R.O.T.O.R. Unsure why all the strongly-worded suggestions against this pick went unheeded, Matt and Scott grasp at their fraying sanity as Adam teaches his mustache jujitsu. It’s about as 80s action cinema as you can get, so bring your C4 to the newest episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Briefly: Oh man…

I love the Amnesia series. The Dark Descent is one of my favourite horror titles of all time. Each game in the series is legitimately terrifying, to the point where I can only really play them in 20 minute chunks.

If you’ve missed out on Amnesia thus far due to being a console player, you’re now in luck. After all these years on being stuck on computers, Amnesia: Collection has just launched for Playstation 4.

You’ll get all three Amnesia titles, Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs, Amnesia: Justine, and Amnesia: The Dark Descent for an extremely reasonable $29.99.

Unfortunately, diapers are not included, so you’ll have to budget for (a lot) of those too.

Take a look at the trailer below, and let us know if you plan to pick this one up.

Do you like metal?? This movie may or may not be metal! It’s not necessarily good metal, but yeah, the central theme is more or less “metal” – of course we’re talking about 2015’s NZ shredfest Deathgasm! You can tell the protagonist is totally metal by his Trivium posters… Super duper metal, guys. He realizes the whole town has figured out what a poser he is, so he summons a demon to steal everyone’s souls and their ability to tell him he needs to practice more. Let’s just say he’s no Slumber Party Massacre II Driller Killer, all right? Get your corpse paint and nail gauntlets, we’re heading out into the woods to shoot a lofi black metal video, because that’s how we roll on Horror Movie Night!

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I can’t think of a more fitting theme for October’s Loot Wear shipment than “Horror.” Now, all cards on the table, I have only seen one of the movies or shows represented in this shipment (scary movies are not my thing) so I may not be doing many of these items justice (but I will do my best).

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The one item I did recognize was the pair of Nightmare before Christmas socks. Much like the Sonic the Hedgehog socks from September’s crate, the image of Jack Skellington and Oogie Boogie is screen-printed on the garment.

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While I didn’t understand all the references, I was still impressed with the detail on the Alien long sleeve shirt. I will say my brother was pretty excited about it.

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lootwearoct16walkingdeadsocksAnd it apparently can’t be a horror-related thing without some mention of the TV show, The Walking Dead. The series gets not one, but two, items in the shipment: a pair of men’s boxer briefs and some socks. Both pieces share the same pattern, with silhouettes of different weapons from the show against a crimson background.

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The Shaun of the Dead shirt was stiff and rough to the touch. The cut of it makes me think it is a baby doll tee. The shirt’s image depicts shovels and a cricket bat (I think?) being grabbed at by the hands of the undead.

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The final item is a women’s raglan featuring Edward Scissorhands. It was super soft and moderately stretchy.

Aside from the individual item’s quality, I don’t have much I can comment on. The shipment, with the exception of the Shaun of the Dead shirt, was made well and of good quality fabric. This month’s theme just wasn’t for me but that is a risk you take with these subscription boxes.

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What better way to ignore the inescapable dread of real life than with a horror movie that makes almost no sense?? This week, Scott picked 1988’s Phantasm II (another sequel that’s arguably better than its predecessor), and promptly spent 30 minutes trying to explain to Matt and Adam why it’s awesome. Spoiler alert, they don’t agree. Idiots. So grab your quad-shot sawed off and dwarf actors’ union application, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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What hell hath HMN wrought? Upon Matt’s insistence, a fan submission and our better judgment, the guys suffered through 2002’s z-grade abomination Terror Toons. Watching this made one host giddy, while the others cursed the inventors of green screens and their own births. Hold onto your insane fake boobs and your nu metal CD binder, it’s another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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It’s Halloween season and Hollywood lit manager Kailey Marsh has her finger on the horror pulse as the architect of The Blood List, a yearly list of some of the top horror and genre scripts in Hollywood! Kailey comes on the show to talk about screenwriting, making the List and her best advice for aspiring screenwriters! On top of that, we talk about the controversial Season Premier 7 of ‘The Walking Dead’ and I give some brief thoughts on the impressively awesome ‘Doctor Strange’!

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Brothers can be such a pain… Always needing rides everywhere, always bugging you telepathically while you’re on a date, eating 10 gross hamburgers in a sitting, hiding in the toilet; you know, typical brother stuff. The HMN brothers-from-different-mothers try to keep a lid on Frank Henenlotter’s 1982 cult classic Basket Case in this week’s episode, even though one of their ranks has been chopped in half by a homemade saw device that has the police stumped. If you’re rolling around in your brother’s girlfriend’s guts, you know what time it is – it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Well, it must be Adam’s week to pick a movie, because nothing else could explain the inextricable and excruciating experience endured by your hosts at the hands of 1996’s Island of Dr. Moreau. The excellent documentary Lost Souls makes an appearance wearing the same clothes as Marlin Brando while stealing the show. Come WILSON with the rest of the castaways on Horror Movie Night!

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Did new film “The Girl with All the Gifts” just rip off one of the best video games of all time, “The Last of Us?” The film premiered in Austin last week at Fantastic Fest and a few people were grumbling that it did.

The answer is emphatically, no. In fact, the film is based upon a young adult novel written by M. R. Carey which came out around the same time as when the game was created. They just share a similar story line which isn’t unusual for this genre if you read post apocalyptic fiction.

“The Girl with All the Gifts” is set in England, and after a post apocalyptic event where the population has been decimated by a fungus that renders those infected to become “Hungries.” Almost everyone is dead or living in military bunkers. The Hungries are fast moving, ravenous zombies who go dormant or complacent when there isn’t any food around.  Existence for the humans is pretty much counted day by day as a cure may soon be on the horizon. The cure may possibly come from an unusual source, -a small group of children who are neither fully human, nor fully a Hungry.

Immediately from film opening you recognize that these are not ordinary children. The opening scenes are intriguing and immediately reel you in to this vastly different world. The kids are restrained in wheel chairs, but they look normal. They even attend a type of school where they are taught about what life use to be like from a kind teacher named Helen Justineau (Gemma Arterton). It doesn’t take long to learn why the children are restrained after Helen touches one of her pupils.

Dr. Caldwell (Glen Close) walks a tight line between doing what is morally right, and what is best for the greater good. She’s determined to save the human race. Close’s character is probably one of the most pivotal roles in the film and I was surprised to see her turn up in a Zombie film but she’s an integral part to making this film go from being standard to exemplary.

Helen (Arterton), who spends a great deal of time teaching the children has issues with how the kids are treated. Their strapped down, mostly immobilized, and live in dismal jail cells and roughly handled by soldiers who relentlessly never cease to have a gun pointed at them. She’s morally torn from seeing the kids as innocents, and to what they possibly represent. The morality here plays a great deal into creating a dynamic that fills most of the story. That morality is one of the questions you’ll be pondering during the film and one that will resonate with you after if you so choose. Especially when you get to the ending.

“The Girl with All the Gifts” is in reference to Melanie. She’s perhaps the smartest, if not politest group of the bunch. When things begin to change, her plight takes on a new manifestation. Much of the second half of the film is dedicated to giving you the point of view of those trying to survive and not just from the humans point of view which makes this film’s story line intriguing but from various points.

The style and tone really mimic one of the all time great, fast running zombie films of all time, “28 Days Later.” The color is muted, and everything is given a dismal look overall. Vistas are mostly empty if not for the Hungries, and random animals that have so far escaped the Hungries paints an effecting landscape to a world without many humans. Director Colm McCarthy takes advantage of this landscape to set striking and contrasting scenes between what is, and what was.

If you’ve read “I Am Legend” by Richard Mathison (not the movie “I Am Legend”) which has one of the greatest sci/fi endings of all time, then you can get a clue as to where the ending of the film may be headed. That’s the only hint I supply as to the finale.

The film is directed by Colm McCarthy who didn’t actually go to film school. It’s said that he just loves and watched a lot of movies growing up and that was his school. He’s also known for directing most of season two Netflix’s “Peakey Blinders,” which incidentally stars Cillian Murphy who starred in “28 Days Later.” While the story is exceedingly well written, and directed by McCarthy, the moments he chooses to include of contrasting a violent moment of survival with a quiet moment of just enjoying a small thing like someone reading a book to you are wisely chosen and paced throughout the film.

“The Girl with All the Gifts” plays well to two distinct audiences, those who like the action films with gory violence, -which is never taken for granted nor played down in the film; And those who want the smarts behind good science fiction. The mixture of quiet moments, and striking visuals of action sequences really do leave you on the edge of your seat for a solid portion of the movie.

“Girl …” takes everything good about the fast-running zombie genre and post apocalyptic world story-telling and one-ups it by filling it with subtext of the next order, morality versus survival. If you are there for the violent gore of what life would be like existing in that world, or the mental exercise of wondering who has a right to live you, will find this film more than noteworthy. Certain to make many top ten lists this year.

Final Verdict: 4 out of 5

The US release date has not been determined but is now playing in the UK.

You can bet the team at Fantastic Fest didn’t have to think hard on including Liam Gavin’s “A Dark Song” in their first round of films for this year’s festival which concluded last week in Austin.

“A Dark Song” begins with Sophia (Catherine Howard), who has suffered a tremendous loss. Her child was stolen away and his body never found. Upon discovery of a six month long ritual that may give her the ability to communicate with her presumed dead child, she enlists the help of an occultist (Steve Oram). He seems like a lost cause and a hot mess, but she’s desperate. Her hope is that he can perform the rituals which may lead to her fondest wish being granted; if that truly is what she desires.

Liam Gavin as writer/director, has created a compelling story that at first glance seems predictable, but it’s actually far from that. It’s deep and brooding, filled with quiet moments that give you time to consider. When a lessor director might have opted to tell his story by more obvious means, like big spooky bangs, or visuals that shock, Gavin goes in another direction. His “Dark Song” makes you wonder by not doing the obvious. What follows is a slow-boil horror/thriller that is more dependent upon the unseen for most of the film, and when the timing is right, it delivers.

The film features only four credited actors but mostly plays to just two, in which you never grow bored of watching. They keep doing activities that strangely captivate. Also, most of the film takes place within one confined area, a home where the spell is being conducted, and again, you don’t get bored with it. The film never feels small and confined. The use of the set, the sound and score, as well as the very intriguing actors portrayals keeps you on the edge of your seat. All done to great affect and brilliance from Gavin. It’s still hard to believe this is his first feature film as a writer/director because the choices he makes, and the visual restraint he practices all point to a much more seasoned story-teller. I still want to know who the dark figure with the cigarette was a week later. His film really has the power to linger on in your imagination far after seeing it.

The main qualification of a film to play at “Fantastic Fest” is that as the end credits roll, you should have a sense of saying or feeling that film was fantastic. “A Dark Song” fulfills that requisite magnificently. It’s original in the best way; in that you think you know what the story is about, and where it’s going to go, but it doesn’t. It takes the genre and bends it into new territory within a genre and that makes it unique where so many movies along these lines nowadays are not. Gavin correctly uses light and tone, sound and visuals to evoke a captivating story that is best viewed without much detail from a critic as the discovery of “A Dark Song” is part of what makes it so fantastic.

Rating 4 out of 5

How to see this film: It was released in Ireland a month ago, and is set to play in London Oct. 7th. It doesn’t have a real US release date yet. Better viewed on the big screen, so stay tuned to Geekscape for the release date coming soon.

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Let’s face it, watching your mom awkwardly hook up with not-your-new-dad at the drive-in could turn any mild-mannered kid into a psychopath… Poor misunderstood slasher killers. This week’s bad decision is 1987’s Thanksgiving twin massacre Blood Rage. Adam is so disgusted, he barely shows up, and somehow Matt and Scott trudge through the movie without going on their own killing spree. Nevermind it’s nowhere near turkey day, this is how we roll on Horror Movie Night!

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Horror fans! ‘Never Hike Alone’ is a Friday the 13th Fan Film that needs your help! Filmmaker Vincente DiSanti and star Andrew Leighty arrive on the show to talk about the Kickstarter campaign to bring Jason Vorhees back from the dead (again)! Along the way, we talk about the inspiration for the short film, the bad ass trailer that kicked up fan interest and what their favorite Friday the 13th deaths are! We also open up some Lootcrates and share the love! Enjoy!

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We heard you like head explosions – here’s a movie with one in the first scene! The guys burn their way through 1995’s splatter quasi-commentary Evil Ed, while ruminating about their own dark futures if they continue down their current path. Oh, and Bill Moseley’s voice. Grab an umbrella, because loose limbs are falling like manna from heaven this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Its confirmed. Everything we grew up loving is getting remade!

Announced today, Sausage Party Co-Director Conrad Vernon will be taking the helm on a modern recreation of the cult Troma film The Toxic Avenger. Now don’t you worry horror fans, Troma co-founders Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz are on board with the project as executive producers. And knowing Lloyd, he isn’t going to let crap slide.

If you aren’t in the know, the original Toxic Avenger tells the story of a New Jersey teenager whose accidental tumble into a vat of toxic waste turns him into a mutant superhero.

No word on when production will start, but you can be sure we will be keeping a close eye on things. Expectthe guys over at Horror Movie Night to have an opinion on things.

It’s a random, humid evening in September, perfect for watching a Christmas horror film about a killer snowman and the dumbasses he terrorizes on a tropical resort island. We’re apparently barbecuing, because Adam is back on the sauce and picking 2000’s direct-to-the-$2-Walmart-bin crapshoot Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman! Kick back with a piña colada, soak up the sun, and get pummeled with wave after wave of crushing regret for letting your cohost subject you to this pointless, awful dreck. Just don’t engage in any mouth play with your ice cubes or your head might explode on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Briefly: Just ten. more. days.

Lionsgate has just debuted a freaky, claustrophobic as hell new TV Spot for it’s upcoming Blair Witch film.

In the movie, a group of college students venture into the Black Hills Forest in Maryland to uncover the mysteries surrounding the disappearance of James’ sister who many believe is connected to the legend of the Blair Witch. At first the group is hopeful, especially when a pair of locals offer to act as guides through the dark and winding woods, but as the endless night wears on, the group is visited by a menacing presence. Slowly, they begin to realize the legend is all too real and more sinister than they could have imagined.

Blair Witch hits theatres on September 16th, and we can’t wait to check it out. Watch the spot below, and be sure to let us know if you’re excited!

The masses have spoken, and we have answered: we bestow upon you a parable of prolonged police persecution in the bustling beaurocracy of the burgeoning Big Apple, also known as 1988’s Maniac Cop! Highlights are Bruce Campbell and the lady cop’s undercover prostitute hair; definitely not the plot. Cross the thin blue line, thrill me and borrow your cellmate’s shank, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Briefly: We got our real first look at Ash vs. Evil Dead‘s upcoming second season in the too-gory-for-SDCC trailer released last month, and Starz today has debuted another look at what is sure to be one of the best series’ of the Fall.

This time around, that look comes in the form of a two-minute feature that tells us a little of what we can expect this time around, while also featuring some sweet, sweet interviews with cast and executives.

The second season roars back into action with Ash leaving his beloved Jacksonville and returning to his hometown of Elk Grove, Michigan. There, he confronts Ruby. The former enemies have to form an uneasy alliance as Elk Grove soon becomes the nucleus of evil.

Take a look at the video below, and let us know if you’re excited for the season!

Remember the days when you were scared to use the toilet? When you you were certain there was something evil lurking just below the porcelain bowl, waiting….just waiting…to EAT. YOUR. BUTT. Feels like yesterday to the HMN boys (and probably WAS yesterday for at least one of them). Join them this week as they discuss 1988’s Ghoulies II! Bring your drunk uncle, your stripper with a heart of gold, and your bigger monster to defeat the smaller monsters, cuz it’s another carnival-themed episode of Horror Movie Night!

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