In case you haven’t checked the calendar in a couple days, IT’S FREAKIN OCTOBER Y’ALL. Time to bust out the flannel, carve a pumpkin, put on a scary movie, steal a couple mil and get eviscerated by scarecrows! You guessed it, we’re kicking off the month of Halloween with 1988’s uneven but ultimately entertaining SCARECROWS. Scott has been chomping at the bit to pick this one since the summer, and Matt almost picked it as well, so Adam had no choice but to slog through it for the sporadic but awesome gore. It’s a head-scratcher of a flick, but we make the most of it, so tune in on your CB while flying in a totally believable airplane because you know what, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Take all the good stuff you loved about A Nightmare on Elm Street, put it in a pile, and then light it on fire, THEN use all the stuff that you didn’t love and make a piece of crap with an electric ghost and you still might have made a better film that Wes Craven provided in his 1989 flop Shocker. We can’t decide if it makes it better or worse that the man who gave us Freddy tried to burden us with Horace Pinker the serial-killer-turned-electricity-Gremlin, but the experience is made somewhat bearable by a swearing child and sweet hair metal theme song. Be careful what you stick in the light socket this week on Horror Movie Night, you pervs!

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It’s episode 99 so it should surprise no one that we went with Sleepaway Camp 2, the delightful sequel to episode 50’s Sleepaway Camp – now with 100% less baseball montages! SAC2 is arguably less transphobic, less homophobic, and definitely way more boob-filled than its predecessor, but one thing remains the same…Kids these days are only trying to get someone to touch them where they pee. For this sin, all must die. Join us as we decide which grossly inventive kill is the best and wonder how every camper appears to be 25 on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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It’s Friday night, you’re a high school football star, and you have a hot date with the pretty-but-takes-no-shit head cheerleader – what do you do?? Probably get eaten within the first 15 minutes by a mutated bacteria that was shot into space and has now crash-landed and gruesomely begun dissolving your friends one by one, that’s what… If you haven’t guessed, this week’s film is none other than the fantastic 1988 remake of The Blob! For once, your hosts are in agreement that this movie rules, and spend most of the episode excitedly fawning over the gross ways the blob digests half the town. If you have the stomach for it, meet us at the local diner, but beware the clogged kitchen sink (that’s totally not up to code and we hope they have an inspector come write them up once the blob-crystal cleanup is done but what if the inspector got killed in all of the commotion and now health violations will run rampant?) this week on Horror Movie Night!

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What was that? You didn’t get enough dream sequence shenanigans last week? Well, you’re in luck (and likely a glutton for punishment), because this week, the guys are tackling the uber-obscure direct to video Last Slumber Party (1988)! Don’t even try to make sense of this mess, just take it in and enjoy the absurdity. We’ve got a fresh set of surgeon scrubs and a 1000 yard stare ready for your Horror Movie all-Nighter, pillow fight anyone?

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What better way to ignore the inescapable dread of real life than with a horror movie that makes almost no sense?? This week, Scott picked 1988’s Phantasm II (another sequel that’s arguably better than its predecessor), and promptly spent 30 minutes trying to explain to Matt and Adam why it’s awesome. Spoiler alert, they don’t agree. Idiots. So grab your quad-shot sawed off and dwarf actors’ union application, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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All right, ya hosers, it’s time to tighten that grip on your hockey sticks and Molsons, because the guys are traversing the wrinkles in the script of 1988’s Canadian sci-fi horror romp The Brain! Ironically, Adam hates the fruit of his country’s labors (well, maybe not that ironic, he hates everything), but at least Matt and Scott have some glowing praise for this low-budget, alien-filled car chase. The guys suggest crowd-funding the last $5 for The Brain’s budget, so bring your loonies to Horror Movie Night!

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