We’re on the cusp of Halloween Weekend 2k17, kids, so we scrounged up a truly terrifying tale of thaumiel trickery to assail your aural appendices, a story of one child’s harrowing nightly encounters with Howie Mandel in his bedroom. That’s right, we’re talking 1989’s Little Monsters! This isn’t a good movie, but really, we don’t associate ourselves with those kinds of movies anyway, and Howie’s cocaine freakout performance pretty much fits right into our wheelhouse. Thrill to scenes of Mr. Mandel tempting fate to explode his heart and a child drink urine. It’s all here on this Halloweekend episode of Horror Movie Night!

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It’s Christmas Eve and boy do we have a surprise for you… We dug deep in our bag of podcast magic and pulled out a very special episode for you, full of Nazis, Grizzly Adams, and of course incest. That’s right, this week’s episode is the abysmal Xmassacre ELVES from 1989! Put on your Santa hat and draw some swastikas on your boobs/moobs as the guys wind their way through the celluloid insanity on display here. There are truly no words for this film, but HMN tries real hard to fill in the awkward silence. Happy holidays and watch out for grandpa, it’s a very merry Horror Movie Xmas Night!

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Apparently, the guys didn’t get enough backwater horror with their previous discussion of Jug Face, so they decided to rewatch 1988’s alien-in-the-woods-no-wait-it’s-a-demon-in-the-woods creature feature Pumpkinhead! Adam yells a lot while Matt and Scott commiserate on the first-class cinematography. Grab your dirt bikes, it’s time to run some kids over on Horror Movie Night!

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The end of the world won’t come in the form of Rick Moranis, but actually a guy in a sparkly trenchcoat sporting extreme coke nails and a penchant for underaged girls. Which is funny, because watching 1989’s Monster High would make even the biggest horror fanatic wish for planetary destruction, just so they wouldn’t have to finish it. Lucky for you, we watched it and are here as a cautionary tale. Bring your rolling papers for the monstrous weed plant and your Apple II to replace your dead pal’s head, we’re playing the Basketball Game of the Millennium on this week’s Horror Movie Night!

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