Analog Jones finishes their 90’s comic book month with a bang! Listen to us break down a crime-plagued future in Judge Dredd (1995) starring the LAW himself, Sylvester Stalone. 

Judge Dredd (1995) Quick Facts
Directed by Danny Cannon
Produced by Edward R. Pressman, Charles Lippincott, and Beau E. L. Marks
Screenplay by William Wisher, Jr, and Steven E. de Souza
Story by Michael De Luca and Willliam Wisher, Jr
Based on Judge Dredd by John Wagner and Carlos Ezquerra

Starring
Sylvester Stallone as Judge Joseph Dredd
Armand Assante as Rico Dredd
Rob Schneider as Herman “Fergie” Fergusson
Diane Lane as Judge Barbara Hershey
Max von Sydow as Chief Justice Fargo

Production companies: Hollywood Pictures, Cinergi Pictures, Edward R. Pressman Film Corporation
Distributed by Buena Vista Pictures and Cinergi Productions
Release Date: June 30, 1995
Budget: $90 million
Box Office: $113.5 million

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Look, I get it. Normally, when you hear that a film adaptation of a video game is on its way, you can hear the collective eye roll of the gaming community. At this point, there’s a laundry list of failed attempts, most of which suffer from Hollywood ignoring the spirit of the source material, expecting the name to sell tickets on its own. Yet, when Sony announced that they were dipping their toes in the waters of making their popular PlayStation games into feature films under the brand new PlayStation Originals banner, I was strangely optimistic. Not only because Sony was directly involved, but because one of my favorite platforming franchises, Ratchet & Clank, would be the first one to be released. With such lovable characters, a rich universe to draw from, and the developers at Insomniac directly involved with the creation of the film. I mean, with all of these elements in play, what could go wrong? Apparently plenty, because unfortunately, while the film is enjoyable, the spirit of what makes the games so beloved was lost somewhere in the transition between mediums, falling flat when it comes to some of its most defining characteristics.

Loosely based on the first game, Ratchet & Clank serves as an origin story for the legendary duo, as they get dragged into a fight to save the galaxy from the evil Chairman Drek, (voiced by Paul Giamatti,) who is attempting to create a new planet from the pieces of the worlds he is destroying. Ratchet, (voiced by his video game actor, James Arnold Taylor,) a Lombax with a penchant for all things mechanical, dreams of leaving his life as a mechanic to become a Galactic Ranger like his hero, Captain Qwark. When a defective Warbot escapes Drek’s factory and crash lands on Ratchet’s planet to warn the Rangers of the chairman’s evil plans, Ratchet comes across his ship and decides to take the miniature bot to his idols. Now named Clank, (brought to life by David Kaye, who’s voiced the character since his debut in 2002,) the new team embark on a quest to alert the Rangers while making their own mark on the galaxy in the process.

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Unfortunately, this sequence in the beginning is one of the few instances that we actually see the two together. For a film about the team of Ratchet and Clank, a pair that are literally attached to each other for 90% of every game, they hardly share any screen time. In fact, the divide between them makes up the bulk of the second and third acts of the movie, creating a jock vs. nerd mentality within the Rangers themselves. As Ratchet attempts to become closer to Qwark, (despite his growing jealousy towards the Ranger to be,) and his film exclusive teammates in the form of the no nonsense Cora, (voiced by Bella Thorne,) and the trigger happy Brax, (voiced by Vincent Tong,) Clank is relegated to a support role alongside the tech savvy Elaris, (voiced by Rosario Dawson). Most of the adventure involves the field team ignoring the command center’s advice, keeping Clank far away from his partner during most of the biggest action scenes of the film. When the conclusion rolls around, it makes it hard to believe that these two share such a strong bond when they barely interact with each other. I can only imagine how much of a reach this will feel like for families who visit the theater who have no familiarity with the source material.

Speaking of the new characters, I was excited about the idea of expanding Qwark’s team to add an extra dynamic to his development. Sadly, this doesn’t pan out, because each one ends up feeling more like a walking trope than their own character, Ironically, the game based on the movie does a better job establishing Cora than the film does, where the only development, or establishment for that matter, comes from her unwelcoming comments towards Ratchet through the majority of the movie. The less said about Brax the better, since his personality begins and ends with wanting to blow stuff up. Elaris is the only one who has a semblance of a character, as the sympathetic brains behind the operation who’s good advice is ignored for her “shoot first, ask questions later,” team.

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Oddly enough, the characters who have been established through 14 years of source material are the ones who are developed the most. As mentioned above, Clank spends most of the movie on his own, but he becomes capable in his own right as he squares off with Drek’s right hand machine, Victor Von Ion, (voiced by Sylvester Stallone). Ratchet loses the bad attitude of the original game for the better, and is further explored as a somewhat lonely orphan finding to find his place in the world. New to the film, his father figure, Grimroth, (voiced by our favorite TV father, John Goodman,) shines in his few scenes as someone who encourages Ratchet when no one else does, while being legitimately concerned about his foster son wanting to give up his life as a mechanic to essentially become a super hero.

Much like the games however, Qwark steals the show in almost every scene he’s in. His gradual shift from being the arrogant, yet well meaning hero to a jealous, insecure shell as Ratchet becomes more famous is much more satisfying than the original game, where his defining purpose in the plot just kind of happened. What does worry me about Qwark however, is that the way his story wraps up in a way that’s drastically different from the games, closing off his role in the sequels. Does this mean that this movie will be one and done, or does it disregard the sequel altogether? Considering one of the goals with this movie was to help the first game, (which was largely disconnected from the rest of the series,) tie in closer to the sequels, this was a confusing choice to settle on.

Making things even more interesting, is the introduction of Dr. Nefarious, (voiced by Armin Shimerman,) who originally didn’t appear until the third game. As Qwark’s arch nemesis, his inclusion into this origin story ends up serving as somewhat of an origin for the Dr. as well, diving deeper into why he develops a hatred for Ratchet and Clank. Plus, we get an interesting after credits scene that ties into the game that I won’t spoil here, but fans of the PlayStation series will want to stick around.

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While the characters and story are hit or miss, (which isn’t helped by the writing, with jokes that fall flat more often than not,) that’s not to say Ratchet & Clank doesn’t shine in other areas. The animation is gorgeous, feeling like a video game brought to life. From the large cities to the crazy gunfights, the film never fails to wow us with its visuals when the movie calls for its more extravagant sequences. Staying true to the games, a variety of weapons spanning the entire series make appearances throughout the film, from fan favorites like Mr. Zurkon, to my personal favorite, the Tornado Launcher from Tools of Destruction. It may be true that some of the charm is lost in translation due to the iffy writing, but Taylor, Kaye, and Qwark’s Jim Ward have jut enough of it to make their scenes the highlight of the movie. Even Ion, Nefarious and Grimroth add some much needed depth to an otherwise thin plot, making the film more enjoyable in the process.

So while Ratchet & Clank is a far cry from what I would consider to be a great video game movie, it does right by the series just enough for me to want to see more of what these PlayStation Originals can do going forward. If we actually had more time to develop the partnership between the titular characters, (which is the core of what works about the series,) instead of feeling like their friendship was forced, we would be much better off. With the new cast feeling mostly paper thin aside from a few standout and a spotty script, these problems are somewhat balanced out by its crowd pleasing weapons, development of the established characters, and some interesting surprises for game fans and non-fans alike. Is Ratchet & Clank the perfect video game adaptation? No. But with so much development and charm left to uncover, I’m hoping we get to visit the Lombax and his robot pal again down the road.

Final Score: 3/5

 

Briefly: Just last week it was revealed that FOX was developing a Rambo television series, tentatively titled Rambo: New Blood.

At the time, it was unknown whether or not series star Sylvester Stallone would appear in the series, but it looked as though he was at least attached to executive produce.

Now, it (sadly) looks like that’s not the case. A new report from Deadline notes that Stallone’s representatives stated that  “Contrary to reports, Sylvester Stallone has opted not to participate in the planned Rambo television series in any way at all.”

Stallone himself added “I wish the others well with the project.”

It’s certainly a little sad, as Stallone’s involvement is certainly what had me most exciting for the in-development series. As a huge Rambo fan, in any case, I’ll certainly be giving it a chance whether he’s associated with it or not.

Are you looking forward to the series? Even knowing just how much Rambo‘s intense violence will have to be toned down to even make it on television? Be sure to let us know in the comments below!

According to Deadline, Fox has inked a deal with Sylvester Stallone to develop and executive produce a ‘Rambo‘ series tentatively titled ‘Rambo: New Blood‘ . The series is rumored to explore the complex relationship between Rambo and his son, J.R., an ex-Navy SEAL. It’s still not clear whether or not Stallone will be a main stay on the show or just show up in the pilot as a introduction for J.R. since it has never been previously mentioned that Rambo ever fathered a child.

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A fifth ‘Rambo’ movie has been in the works for years. The most recent news was that the final movie would be ‘Rambo: Last Stand’, that would have seen Rambo taking the fight to Mexican drug cartels. I would have loved to see this version of a Rambo going head to head with Danny Trejo in a ‘El Mariachi’ style of movie.

Are you excited for a ‘RAMBO’ T.V. series? Let us know in the comments.

With Creed on its way to theaters, Robert Rodriguez will sit down with Sylvester Stallone on a new episode of The Director’s Chair. Primed to air this Sunday, November 15 at 8pm ET/PT, the rebel filmmaker and the Italian Stallion will meet once again (Rodriguez directed Stallone in Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over) to talk about his stellar career, from Rocky to Rambo and all the way to The Expendables.

In honor of the episode, El Rey and Geekscape are teaming up once again for an awesome poster giveaway! We’re giving away FIVE (5) of these incredible posters from artist Paul Shipper.

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How do you get one? It’s very simple.

Invite three of your friends to like El Rey and Geekscape on Facebook. Then, on the Geekscape Facebook post advertising this contest, comment below with your Expendables codename. Jet Li was Yin Yang. Randy Couture was Toll Road. The awesome Terry Crews? Hale Caesar. Sylvester Stallone, Barney Ross. (Hey, it works.) So tell us yours, and we’ll pick the winners by Saturday, November 14. Good luck!

Briefly: Creed looks awesome. That was pretty clear from the very first trailer.

Today, Warner Bros. debuted a brand new featurette that takes us inside the film, and also highlights just how freaking emotional it is.

Michael B. Jordan looks looks to have a pretty unbelievable performance as Adonis Johnson, and (based on the marketing) it looks like this one may be quality enough to make us forget that he was in Fantastic Four (eh, maybe not).

Not sure what Creed’s about? here’s the heavy synopsis.

Adonis Johnson (Jordan) never knew his famous father, world heavyweight champion Apollo Creed, who died before he was born.  Still, there’s no denying that boxing is in his blood, so Adonis heads to Philadelphia, the site of Apollo Creed’s legendary match with a tough upstart named Rocky Balboa.

 

Once in the City of Brotherly Love, Adonis tracks Rocky (Stallone) down and asks him to be his trainer.  Despite his insistence that he is out of the fight game for good, Rocky sees in Adonis the strength and determination he had known in Apollo—the fierce rival who became his closest friend.  Agreeing to take him on, Rocky trains the young fighter, even as the former champ is battling an opponent more deadly than any he faced in the ring.

 

With Rocky in his corner, it isn’t long before Adonis gets his own shot at the title…but can he develop not only the drive but also the heart of a true fighter, in time to get into the ring?

Take a look at the featurette below, and let us know if you’re looking forward to Creed! Creed his theatres on November 25th!

I’m so freaking excited for Creed.

I’m a big Rocky fan, and loved Rocky Balboa back in 2007, so putting the fantastic Michael B. Jordan in the role of Apollo Creed’s son, and having Rocky himself train the kid? Perfect.

It sounds pretty heavy, but here’s the synopsis:

Drama. Adonis Johnson (Michael B. Jordan) never knew his famous father, world heavyweight champion Apollo Creed, who died before he was born. Still, there’s no denying that boxing is in his blood, so Adonis heads to Philadelphia, the site of Apollo Creed’s legendary match with a tough upstart named Rocky Balboa. Once in the City of Brotherly Love, Adonis tracks Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) down and asks him to be his trainer. Despite his insistence that he is out of the fight game for good, Rocky sees in Adonis the strength and determination he had known in Apollo—the fierce rival who became his closest friend. Agreeing to take him on, Rocky trains the young fighter, even as the former champ is battling an opponent more deadly than any he faced in the ring. With Rocky in his corner, it isn’t long before Adonis gets his own shot at the title…but can he develop not only the drive but also the heart of a true fighter, in time to get into the ring?

Take a look at the trailer below, and let us know what you think! Creed hits theatres on November 25th!

The official trailer for ‘Creed’ is finally here released! The film stars Michael B. Jordan as Adonis Johnson, the son of Apollo Creed (who died before he was born). With the help of his father’s old rival, Rocky Balboa, he will try to make his way to a title shot.

I’m really digging this trailer a lot. It really showcases Michael B. Jordan and leaves Sly as an ancillary role as his trainer. Also lets hope history doesn’t repeat itself, last time Rocky trained a boxer it ended in a street fight with Tommy Morri err… I mean Tommy Gunn!

Take a look at the trailer below, and let us know what you think!

Briefly: The film is now only a couple of months away from theatres, but Lionsgate has finally released the first theatrical trailer for The Expendables 3.

The trailer shows off all of the new (and familiar) faces that’ll appear in the new chapter, and also gives us a taste of the films’ sure-to-be-expansive plot. It seems as though The Expendables 3 will have the old dudes saving the new dudes, which I’m totally cool with.

Take a look at the trailer below, and let us know if you’re excited! The Expendables 3 hits theatres on August 15th!

Barney (Stallone), Christmas (Statham) and the rest of the team comes face-to-face with Conrad Stonebanks (Gibson), who years ago co-founded The Expendables with Barney. Stonebanks subsequently became a ruthless arms trader and someone who Barney was forced to kill… or so he thought. Stonebanks, who eluded death once before, now is making it his mission to end The Expendables — but Barney has other plans. Barney decides that he has to fight old blood with new blood, and brings in a new era of Expendables team members, recruiting individuals who are younger, faster and more tech-savvy. The latest mission becomes a clash of classic old-school style versus high-tech expertise in the Expendables’ most personal battle yet.

Briefly: Following the awesome set of character posters released just yesterday, LionsGate has just debuted a short new trailer for this Summer’s The Expendables 3.

The trailer, titled “roll call” is pretty self explanatory, as it takes us through the film’s stellar cast (while showing off a bit of action too).

Take a look at the preview below, and let us know what you think!

Barney (Stallone), Christmas (Statham) and the rest of the team comes face-to-face with Conrad Stonebanks (Gibson), who years ago co-founded The Expendables with Barney. Stonebanks subsequently became a ruthless arms trader and someone who Barney was forced to kill… or so he thought. Stonebanks, who eluded death once before, now is making it his mission to end The Expendables — but Barney has other plans. Barney decides that he has to fight old blood with new blood, and brings in a new era of Expendables team members, recruiting individuals who are younger, faster and more tech-savvy. The latest mission becomes a clash of classic old-school style versus high-tech expertise in the Expendables’ most personal battle yet.

Briefly: We haven’t heard much from The Expendables 3 camp since the debut of its first teaser back in December, but today Lionsgate released 16 new character posters for the film.

The images feature the film’s expansive cast, who all look to be having an absolutely blast doing whatever it is that they’re doing, and they’re are stark reminder of just how bad-ass the film is set to be.

Take a look at the images below, and let us know what you think! The Expendables 3 hits theatres on August 15th!

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Barney (Stallone), Christmas (Statham) and the rest of the team comes face-to-face with Conrad Stonebanks (Gibson), who years ago co-founded The Expendables with Barney. Stonebanks subsequently became a ruthless arms trader and someone who Barney was forced to kill… or so he thought. Stonebanks, who eluded death once before, now is making it his mission to end The Expendables — but Barney has other plans. Barney decides that he has to fight old blood with new blood, and brings in a new era of Expendables team members, recruiting individuals who are younger, faster and more tech-savvy. The latest mission becomes a clash of classic old-school style versus high-tech expertise in the Expendables’ most personal battle yet.

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Briefly: It’s been a few months since we’ve seen anything new from Rambo: The Video Game (the last trailer debuted back in November), but Reef Entertainment has just debuted a new preview, and it’s just as awesome as you’d expect.

Our previous thoughts about the game being on-rails appear to be true, as the video’s description states that “RAMBO ® THE VIDEO GAME will be a fixed-perspective, first-person shooter & action game allowing players to fill the combat boots of John Rambo on a violent journey through iconic action sequences from the original three legendary Rambo movies.”

Alright, Rambo: The Video Game looks pretty bad. But could it maybe, just maybe, be so bad, that it’s excellent? Only time will tell! Rambo: The Video Game hits PC, PS3, and Xbox 360 later in 2014. Take a look at the newest trailer below, and let us know what you think!

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Briefly: The gang’s all here.

Lionsgate today debuted the very first teaser trailer for next year’s The Expendables 3. The teaser reveals nothing about the film aside from its stellar, gigantic (physically and in numbers) cast, but it’s still freaking bad-ass.

Harrison Ford, of course, has joined the crew, and so have a few other new faces (and plenty of returning old dudes). Take a look at the trailer below, and let us know what you think! The Expendables 3 hits theatres on August 15th, 2014!

In THE EXPENDABLES 3, Barney (Stallone), Christmas (Statham) and the rest of the team comes face-to-face with Conrad Stonebanks (Gibson), who years ago co-founded The Expendables with Barney. Stonebanks subsequently became a ruthless arms trader and someone who Barney was forced to kill… or so he thought. Stonebanks, who eluded death once before, now is making it his mission to end The Expendables — but Barney has other plans. Barney decides that he has to fight old blood with new blood, and brings in a new era of Expendables team members, recruiting individuals who are younger, faster and more tech-savvy. The latest mission becomes a clash of classic old-school style versus high-tech expertise in the Expendables’ most personal battle yet.

Briefly: Reef Entertainment today debuted a new gameplay trailer for the long awaited Rambo: The Video Game.

The preview shows off plenty of the game’s action scenes. From Rambo’s classic bow, ripping out someone’s throat with a knife, to right out exploding a dude, this game looks to have it all. Sure, the graphics are kinda bad, but it’s a freaking Rambo game.

The title covers the events of Rambo I, II, and III, so action lovers young and old should find something to feel nostalgic about when Rambo: The Video Game hits PS3, Xbox 360, and PC in early 2014. Watch the new trailer below, and let us know what you think!

Briefly: I certainly wasn’t expecting to read this today.

Entertainment One and Nu Image have joined forces to produce a Rambo television series.

Details on the project are still (very) scarce, but franchise star Sylvester Stallone is in talks to join the project at a creative level… and possibly even reprise his role.

Take a look at the full announcement below, and let us know if this is a show you’d watch! Is there any way to capture the spirit of Rambo, without it being unbelievable violent? Won’t a series have to tone things down a lot?

Entertainment One (eOne) announced today that it has firmed up a co-development pact with Avi Lerner (Rambo, The Expendables) and Nu Image to develop and produce a television series based on Rambo.

Under their exclusive option arrangement, the partners will collectively develop the series and shop it to broadcasters in the US and internationally. The parties are currently in negotiations with Sylvester Stallone to be involved with the project on a creative level as well as potentially reprise his iconic role as the original Rambo.

Rambo is a cult classic series of movies and an epic feature film character starring Sylvester Stallone as John Rambo. Based on the David Morell novel “First Blood,” the film is about a troubled Vietnam War veteran and former Green Beret who is skilled in many aspects of survival, weaponry, hand to hand combat and guerrilla warfare. The series consists of the films First Blood, Rambo: First Blood Part II, Rambo III and Rambo.

“We’re thrilled to join forces with a renowned producer like Avi and the Nu Image team. The ability to fuse the big screen and the small screen through Avi’s feature film expertise and eOne’s domestic production capabilities and international distribution infrastructure, makes for a highly complementary partnership,” said John Morayniss, CEO, eOne Television. “Rambo fans cover all demographics and we’re confident that we’ll quickly find this series a home.”

“I’m happy to be partnering with a prolific company like Entertainment One who has a track record of creating high quality programming for their broadcast partners around the world,” commented Lerner. “And I’m excited by the prospect of collaborating again with my good friend Sly for an encore in this next phase of the Rambo legacy.”

The television series will be produced by eOne in association with Lerner and Nu Image. Executive producers will include John Morayniss for eOne and Lerner for Nu Image, with eOne handling the worldwide rights to the series in all media.

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Briefly: Just days after Sylvester Stallone revealed that Harrison Ford had joined The Expendables 3, and that Bruce Willis was “greedy” and “lazy” and would not be returning, the Patrick Hughes directed film has added two more players.

Stallone revealed today that Mel Gibson has signed on for a role, and will play the film’s antagonist. Antonio Banderas has also joined the project, though his role has not been specified.

The cast of The Expendables 3 keeps getting bigger and bigger, and I’m starting to wonder if the film can fit this many stars. The Expendables 3 has already added Jackie Chan, Nicolas Cage, Milla Jovovich, Wesley Snipes, and Harrison Ford to the crew, and I’m sure we’ll see even more additional casting before production wraps. Let us know what you think of the latest news, and if you’re looking forward to the film! The Expendables 3 hits theatres on August 15th, 2014.

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Briefly: The ever evolving cast of The Expendables 3 changed once again today, both adding a new (and long sought after) player, and losing an already established one.

First, Sylvester Stallone revealed on twitter that Harrison Ford had been cast in the film… and that Bruce Willis would not be returning:

 

Just a few moments later, Stallone tweeted again, in what must be referencing a falling out between him and Willis:

 

And that’s that! The Expendables 3 has already added Jackie Chan, Nicolas Cage, Milla Jovovich, and Wesley Snipes to the crew, and I’m sure we’ll see even more additional casting before production wraps. Let us know what you think of the latest news, and if you’re looking forward to the film! The Expendables 3 hits theatres on August 15th, 2014.

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Reef Entertainment today debuted a new trailer for the long awaited Rambo: The Video Game.

The preview shows little gameplay, but plenty of action. From Rambo’s classic bow, ripping out someone’s throat with a knife, to right out exploding a dude, this game looks to have it all.

The title covers the events of Rambo I, II, and III, so action lovers young and old should find something to feel nostalgic about when Rambo: The Video Game hits PS3, Xbox 360, and PC this Winter. Watch the new trailer below, and let us know what you think!

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Summit Entertainment has just released a new poster for Escape Plan, the new action-thriller that features both Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger… need I say more? We haven’t seen a trailer for this one yet, but I’m guessing we’re going to get seriously nostalgic when Escape Plan releases.

The film, originally slated for release this September, has been pushed back to October 18th. This means we’ve got just four months to wait for the feature, which will surely be worth the price of admission.

Check out the new poster below, and let us know if you’re excited!

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Action superstars Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger team up in the action-thriller ESCAPE PLAN.  Ray Breslin (Stallone), the world’s foremost authority on structural security, agrees to take on one last job: breaking out of an ultra-secret, high-tech facility called “The Tomb.”  But when he is wrongly imprisoned, he must recruit fellow inmate Emil Rottmayer (Schwarzenegger) to help devise a daring, nearly impossible plan to escape from the most protected and fortified prison ever built.

Sylvester Stallone has been talking about bringing in some “fresh blood” to the next chapter in The Expendables franchise and it appears the first piece will come in the form of the director. Stallone has  just revealed via Twitter that relatively unknown Australian director Patrick Hughes (Red Hill) is set to direct The Expendables 3.

 

Stallone did also go on to reveal that he did attempt to get Mel Gibson to direct the movie and was also interested in Jon Woo but things didn’t quite work out. Both Jackie Chan and Wesley Snipes are also said to be on board for roles in the upcoming threequel, but haven’t confirmed their involvement yet.

They’ve been talking about it for awhile and now that he’s out of jail Sylvester Stallone has confirmed that Wesley Snipes is on board and will be joining the cast of The Expendables 3. Stallone tweeted the following:

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Stallone also followed this up (with a now deleted tweet) stating:

“Wesley Snipes joined the crew tonight and that makes me damn happy. Hope Snipes brings his A-Game.”

Now that they’ve got Jackie Chan and Snipes on board, let’s see if they can pull of Nicolas Cage and Harrison Ford like they originally wanted as well. Seriously, they need the Cage Rage.

Back in October we showed you an action-packed trailer for Walter Hill’s Bullet to the Head. The film follows the unlikely allegiance of hitman Jimmy Bobo (Sylvester Stallone) and law enforcer Taylor Kwon (Sung Kang), who team up to, well…. get revenge!

The movie certainly looks like a fun ride (as was the french graphic novel it was based on), so I’m looking forward to seeing it! A cool new poster for the film has just been revealed by IGN, so check it out below, and let us know what you think!

Excited? Bullet to the Head hits theatres on February 1st.

Just yesterday word spread around that internet that Nicolas Cage had been confirmed as a cast member of the upcoming The Expendables 3. Well, it appears that we have all been fooled. That’s never happened before right? Sylvester Stallone has contacted Deadline to state that those reports were false and he has “has no knowledge of Nic Cage joining Expendables 3.” Which, kind of sucks to be honest.

Apparently someone set that was pretending to be Stallone posted a message on a site claiming to be Sly Stallone’s Facebook page. This message included confirmation that Cage was on board for the third chapter in the franchise. Well, hopefully they can get the Cage Rage on board at some point. Come on, you know you want it just as much as I do.

I’m pretty sure all of us over at Geekscape are fans of the action packed The Expendables films. Well, minus one person who I shall not name. The movies bring together some of the best actors in the action genre and offer a tongue in cheek nod to the genre which ruled the box office of many of our childhood and teenage years.

A short while ago it was rumored that Nicolas Cage, Clint Eastwood and Harrison Ford were all on Sylvester Stallone’s radar to be a part of the third outing for The Expendables. Well, today on Facebook, Stallone issued the following statement about the planned third installment, confirming that work is moving ahead on the sequel, a reply to the critics of the films and also confirming one of the new names involved.

We are preparing the film with the same passion and commitment as the previous two. We have confirmed Nicolas Cage, a master actor who gives a veneer intellectual group. Hopefully we can realize to Harrison Ford, Wesley Snipes and Mickey Rourke. That is the great mission of the producer. We will continue with the same narrative scheme, the agility and the frenzy, which are inherent to the saga. What will definitely be the last? I can not guarantee. In principle it would be two deliveries, but the affection of the people encouraged us to work on a third. I guess as long as we amused ourselves by offering fun and people, we can continue playing ‘The Expendables’. For now we are not as expendable as it should and as some critics want.

Are you ready for another action-packed outing for Barney Ross and his team? I know that I definitely am.

Finally! A brand new Geekscapepod! Scott Alminiana joins me to talk ‘Paranorman’, ‘Expendables 2’ and the awesomeness that is ‘Miami Connection’! We talk about attending the Miami Connection premiere and why Jean Claude Van Damme is easily the best part of Expendables 2! Superman is now banging Wonder Woman! Geekscape wants you to see ‘Sinister’ early! Who’s in Expendables 3? Who SHOULD be? We say goodbye to Nintendo Power! New Super Mario Bros 2 is the same old great game while Papo and Yo is the PSN game that every PS3 owner has to experience for themselves!

NOTE: Yes, I meant to say Mister Miracle when I instead said Mister Terrific. I’m only kind of human!

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Work on a third chapter in The Expendables series is already underway. However, there will be one lone wolf not returning for a third outting of blood and carnage. There is currently no reason given for his departure, but Chuck Norris will not be back for The Expendables 3. Maybe they told him they were contacting Liam Neeson and he feared for his own life? I am fully prepared for the repercussions of that statement.

Norris told Access Hollywood (via The Playlist):

“Nope. Just number 2. This is it for me…Oh, yeah. This is very special. Just to be able to do the film with guys I’ve known for many, many years. To get a chance to get in and fight with them, it was a lot of fun. Plus getting a chance to meet Terry Crews, who I hadn’t met before. And Jason Statham, whom I hadn’t met before. It was fun just to do that.”

The team behind The Expendables series has currently got their sights set on bringing Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford and Wesley Snipes into the franchise with Nicolas Cage reported to have already signed on. But can these actors fill the void that Norrs will leave? Probably not. You know who can though? Liam Neeson. Oh, and can we get a little more Jet Li this time around? He was totally wasted again this time around. Cue the internet memes!

With all the build up to Expendables 2, did you honestly think I wasn’t going to review it? Pssh! From the moment it was announced, I knew it would be the only movie this summer , let alone (with exception of Django Unchained) this year, that I was going to actually be excited for. The Avengers? Not a fan of Whedon. The Dark Knight Rises? Cool, I’ll happily see it, as a fan who is invested in the franchise. The Amazing Spider-Man? Another movie that exists only so a company can retain the rights, great. Expendables 2? Oh, hell yes! I knew exactly where I am going to be all weekend long: hanging out in a movie theatre watching a bunch of old men kick each other’s asses, while explosions and terrible in-jokes go off in the background. It was my first intentional midnight showing since The Dark Knight and it did not disappoint.

It’s a movie that, like Skynet, is self-aware. It knows what it is and why you have come to see it, and cuts most of the fat (“Let’s give them their money’s worth,” Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Vilain quips to no one as he and Stallone’s Barney Ross have their final show down). Like the first film, it takes the good and bad aspects of 80s action films, puts them all into a blender, and lays everything–the explosions, the terrible dialogue, the lack of plot, the misogyny, the xenophobia–on thick. The only thing it lacks is characterization (aside of caricaturization) and plot; but if you’re going to see this movie, you probably weren’t expecting those  things anyway. Lord knows I wasn’t. In fact, when little Liam Hemsworth’s Billy the Kidd tried to give us some back story on his army days and how he got involved with Sly and company, I knew it was time to turn my brain off and just ignore any other attempt at plot or cohesiveness of story.

The rest of the movie is a ride and a half. Although the best action sequences happen at the beginning of the film, there are still some solid explosions and kicks from Jean-Claude Van Damme to make the other 70 minutes of the film worth it. In fact, I realized after the movie was over, that I would watch 104 minutes of just JCVD jump kicking Stallone in the face. What’s even better about that, however, is that you know it’s him doing it. No stunt doubles, no wires; it’s all legit from the Muscles from Brussels.

JCVD kicking back at the premiere.

The cameos in this film aren’t done as seamlessly as they are in the first film: Chuck Norris’s Booker, aka “The Lone Wolf”, comes in and out of the action with no real explanation of why (“Sometimes it’s fun to run with the pack”). Likewise Schwarzenegger and Willis are there and then they’re gone, quoting each other’s own famous lines. After their early parts in the film, they are more or less superfluous (expendable, if you will), and should just let the main team do what they have to do. They should have just served their purpose to their story and head out. While it’s fun to see them doing what they did best in the 80s and 90s, they weren’t doing it any better than Lundgren, Couture, and Crews.

You know, the actual team.

That said, there was only one thing about the movie that truly irked me (not enough to keep me away or from squealing like a fangirl at the end), and that was addition of Nan Yu’s Maggie. First, who the hell is Nan Yu? From what I could tell, she existed solely because Jet Li didn’t want to do the movie if it was filmed outside of China. Their characters are inexplicably the same. Just as Li got mocked for his size and nationality in the first one, she received similar treatment regarding her gender and nationality, as well. Michelle Rodriguez would have been a better and more proper choice (what other woman, after all, is more Expendable than her?). And with Rodriguez, we wouldn’t have likely had that awkward moment at the end where she’s like, “I don’t have to leave, you know …” to Ross, even though there was no sexual tension whatsoever. While I am fine with having a female fighter, one who doesn’t use sex as a weapon or even seem to be aware of the fact that she could do that (in fact I prefer that), her addition to the team as a pure unknown (and not even an up-and-comer or someone with a martial arts background) was just weird.

Also, if anyone should have “got” the girl, it should have been Lundgren, damnit.

I know I’m not really giving you any new information or insight on the flick. If you’re going to see Expendables 2, you already know what you’re going for. It’s not the plot, it’s not the characters; it’s the nostalgia, the explosions, and the testosterone. And it has those things in spades. If you prefer a high body count to high culture, then you’ll be satisfied. Otherwise, this flick may just be expendable.

Expendables 2 is kicking ass in theatres NOW!

It appears that Winona Ryder (Girl Interrupted), is in negotiations to join the cast of Homefront, an action flick written by Sylvester Stallone. Sly is just all over the place these days isn’t he? Ryder would be starring along Jason Statham (The Expendables 2) and James Franco (Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes) in the movie based off of Chuck Logan’s book of the same name. So, what’s this one about?

The project, based on a book by Chuck Logan, centers on a an ex-DEA agent (Statham) who moves to a small town in the hope of a quiet life but runs afoul of a villainous meth kingpin named Gator (Franco).

It appears that Ryder and Franco will be playing the role of villains this time around. It’s reported that Ryder will be playing the role of a former biker chick that is teamed up with Gator (Franco). Homefront will be directed by Gary Fleder (Kiss The Girls) and start production September 24th.

Source: THR

Yes, you read that correctly. What has been fan-cast on many sites this week and been joked about is happening. An all-female version of the hit franchise The Expendables is in the works. The film will officially be backed by The Grey producer Adi Shankar who has tapped Dutch Southern to write the script and it also seems that the company is already in talks with several actresses to fill the roles. Who the actresses are? No one knows currently but you can probably expect names such as Gina Carano (Haywire) and Michelle Rodriguez (Resident Evil) among many others. I’m actually placing my bets that Carano will definitely be in this film right now. We will be sure to keep you updated as more details leak out. But in the meantime…who would YOU want to see in this?

Source: Variety

Thanks to the folks over at IGN we have the first look at the upcoming Bullet To The Head starring Sylvester Stallone and directed by Walter Hill (The Warriors, 48 Hours)! Based on the graphic novel Du Plomb Dans La Tete, Bullet To The Head tells the story of a New Orleans hitman (Stallone) and a New York City cop who form an alliance to bring down the killers of their respective partners.

The film  also stars Jason Momoa, Christian Slater, Sarah Shahi, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje and Sung Kang!

Bullet To The Head is in theaters February 1st, 2013!