You kids and your suburban problems. You know what you need? A trip to the woods to rough it a little. Nevermind the pervy locals and weed-crazed bugs, you just need a change of scenery. Who’s ready to grill? The guys are discussing 1993’s gooey giant bloodsucking bug flick Ticks this week, and all of the burning marijuana plants and extreme close-ups of Clint Howard push Matt, Adam and Scott to the brink of sanity. Lose your mind on another installment of Horror Movie Night!

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Do you have a crappy handheld camera and vague reason for believing in ghosts? Of course you do! Bring your lace choker and bad haircuts as we subject ourselves to 2000’s The St. Francisville Experiment. Matt and Adam wonder why Scott advocated for this listener pick, and Scott spends most of the episode apologizing for it. We hope you’re not scared of farts, because they’re in abundance on this week’s Horror Movie Night!

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Well folks, it’s time to dredge up the sins of the past with another retroactive episode of Horror Movie Night. This one takes up back to Stephen King’s, er, Joe Hill’s cinematically adapted (and eviscerated) Horns. Harry Potter fans died inside just about as much as we did while watching this one, and our fury is similar in scope and depth as Daniel Heathcliff’s character here, who one day wakes up with hard protrusions he can’t explain. Sounds a lot like every morning for the HMN guys…

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Briefly: Yeah, this is another series that’s ‘on the list’.

A list that I’ll never ever get through if I don’t immediately quit my job and start immediately, but I digress.

WGN America has just debuted the first teaser trailer for the upcoming third season of Salem, and the series looks just as twisted as it did when I was really excited for its first season to premiere (which I… still haven’t seen).

The new season is set to kickoff during the week of Halloween (good timing), and this season Marilyn Manson will even guest star as Salem’s own Sweeny Todd. Sounds bad-ass, doesn’t it?

Set in the volatile world of 17th century Massachusetts, SALEM explores what really fueled the town’s infamous witch trials and dares to uncover the dark, supernatural truth hiding behind the veil of this infamous period in American history. In SALEM, witches are real, but they are not who or what they seem. The show, which centers on an epic romance wrapped around this explosive revelation, delivers a bold new vision of Salem — and an even bolder new vision of witches.

Take a look at the teaser trailer below, and be sure to let us know what you think!

Briefly: Last year I learned that a modern-day FMV title could actually be really, really good (thank you Her Story), and today I learned that a modern-day FMV title could also look absolutely terrifying.

Enter The Bunker. The game “tells the story of John, the last survivor living in a government bunker after a nuclear attack wiped out England. But the bunker holds many secrets, and John must confront his suppressed memories to survive the horrors deep underground…”

The game stars Adam Brown (The Hobbit trilogy) and Sarah Greene (Penny Dreadful, Assassin’s Creed 3), and it looks super freaking scary. Yep, the story sounds a bit cliché (or a lot), but the addition of the entire game being in FMV at least adds a new element to the tried and true plot.

Take a look at the first trailer for The Bunker below, and be sure to let us know what you think! The game is set to hit PC, consoles, and mobile later this year!

All right, ya hosers, it’s time to tighten that grip on your hockey sticks and Molsons, because the guys are traversing the wrinkles in the script of 1988’s Canadian sci-fi horror romp The Brain! Ironically, Adam hates the fruit of his country’s labors (well, maybe not that ironic, he hates everything), but at least Matt and Scott have some glowing praise for this low-budget, alien-filled car chase. The guys suggest crowd-funding the last $5 for The Brain’s budget, so bring your loonies to Horror Movie Night!

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What would you do if a brain in a jar was calling the shots? You’d open a vegetarian cafe that actually serves the ground-up flesh of your victims. This week, the guys wade through various limbs and bodily fluids in search of something worthwhile in 1987’s Blood Diner. This Troma reject gets the deluxe treatment, and then the guys go their separate ways to shower in bleach. Don’t order the pea soup, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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It seems as though late 90’s teen slashers are the new hot topic over at Scream Factory, as this month they’re releasing not one but two forgotten gems of the genre.

Today they have released Disturbing Behavior on Blu-Ray. While far from my favorite of these slasher films, there’s still a few things to love in this movie –  specifically anything involving the two stoner characters.

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The movie is a pseudo remake of a Canadian film called Strange Behavior which I’d go ape-shit over if it was released on Blu-Ray by Scream Factory. Both films follow a small town where any students who are “free thinkers” are slowly transformed into ‘good kids’.

These good kids however tend to have weird laser eyes and slight murderous tendencies. The movie is fun but far from good. However the Blu-Ray is packed with enough fun additions (including a great commentary track) to make this worth adding to your movie collection.

However the better purchase is coming out next week with the release of the criminally underrated Cherry Falls.

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Cherry Falls is a slasher film and a parody of a slasher film at once. It’s very similar to Scream in that sense.

The movie plays off the trope about having sex. In this movie instead of the killer attacking you for having sex, you get slashed for not having sex. When news spreads that the killer is only targeting virgins a group of high school students organize a pop-your-cherry party to save their own lives.

The film is funny, witty and packed full of great scares and laughs. I stumbled upon this once on TV and remembered enjoying it but thanks to Scream Factory you can enjoy every amazing moment of this film. Just like Disturbing Behavior it is packed with some great special features (including commentary, behind the scenes footage and even a copy of the original screenplay).

It’s absolutely a must-have for any serious horror fan.

Cherry Falls is now available for pre-order as well as the double feature release of “The Murders in the Rue Morgue” and “The Dunwich Horror”. Both films are available on March 29th.

Ever wondered what Mean Girls would be like if it the genders were switched, it took place in 1980 and the Mathletes are swapped for a satanic computer program? Of course you did, and for your mental troubles, we decided to discuss Evilspeak, starring the one and only Clint Howard. Get ready to compare 3 1/2 inch floppies in the shower, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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The luck of the Irish totally snubbed Adam this week, and instead of watching 1995’s evil munchkin-fest Leprechaun 3, he watched the original and then overslept. Matt and Scott snagged his missing shilling, picked up a hitchhiking magician’s assistant and hit the jenkiest place on the Strip. Shitty limericks abound and the guys try their best to be witty without Adam’s unique perspective on all things potato-and-booze related. In the words of Vince Vaughn – it’s Horror Movie Night, baby… Horror Movie Night!

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The Saint Mort Show is back and with returning guest Brian Burger. Brian was on last year promoting his film Jennifer Help Us. Today he joins us to promote the kickstarter for Jennifer Help Us Too and we talk horror movies, childhood scares and post-kickstarter plans.

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It’s time to pack up your bathing suits, beach hats and beer money, cuz we’re heading to SPRING BREAK WOOO with this week’s pick, 1979’s cult classic Tourist Trap! We are joined by Brian Burger (of Jennifer Help Us fame) and everyone but Adam has a blast talking about screaming mannequin heads, murderous mannequin bodies and sexy mannequin singing. Let’s hit the ol’ swimmin’ hole while its geriatric owner pervs on us, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Hey all you PUTSes (that’s short for People Under the Stairs…es), no need to fight over the scraps of human flesh thrown to you by your gross incest-y captors, cuz this week we’re discussing YOU! The guys get lost and moderately uncomfortable in the walls of the house Wes Craven built in the early 90s after reading the Boyz n the Hood script, but they somehow make it out to tell the tale – though they may never sell Boy Scout Cookies again. Cut out your tongue, cuz there’s no talking during Horror Movie Night!

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Apparently, the guys didn’t get enough backwater horror with their previous discussion of Jug Face, so they decided to rewatch 1988’s alien-in-the-woods-no-wait-it’s-a-demon-in-the-woods creature feature Pumpkinhead! Adam yells a lot while Matt and Scott commiserate on the first-class cinematography. Grab your dirt bikes, it’s time to run some kids over on Horror Movie Night!

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Briefly: While I feel like this first trailer shows off just a bit too much, I’m actually surprised at just how creepy and intense the upcoming Amityville: The Awakening appears to be.

In the film, Belle and her family move into a new house, but when strange phenomena begin to occur in the house, Belle begins to suspect her Mother isn’t telling her everything and soon realizes they just moved into the infamous Amityville house.

I mean, you can’t really get more of a generic synopsis than that, but the just-released trailer itself actually features more disturbing moments than most horror trailers in recent memory.

This (somehow) marks the 13th entry in the Amityville franchise, and I’m hoping that the modern-day spin on this decades-old series can make the film feel far more fresh than that synopsis reads.

In any case, you can take a look at the creepy trailer below, and be sure to let us know what you think! Amityville: The Awakening hits theatres on April 1st!

https://youtu.be/yxt7lE4dvpU

It’s that time of year again – the leaves are changing, the birds are chirping, your nose is bleeding whenever your crush is nearby… Ah, love. What a wondrous thing! It fills your heart with poorly-aimed arrows and your stomach with maggoty chocolates. This week, the guys get all hot and bothered with 2000’s, so fire up the hot tub and put on your bikini, cuz it’s gonna get sweaty – it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Velcum back to zee Vaxverk! Get rebirthed and listen to the guys discuss the insanity of Waxwork II: Lost in Time, replete with Bruce Campbell’s torso, the entire film’s budget blown on the Alien scenes, My Cousin Vinny’s Reanimated Hand, and the infamous Waxwork rap. Time Warriors unite, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Briefly: This has to be one of my most anticipated horror flicks of 2016.

The Witch garnered major acclaim at last year’s Sundance film festival, and on February 19th us regular folk will finally get an opportunity to be absolutely terrified by it.

In the film, “the age-old concepts of witchcraft, black magic and possession are innovatively brought together to tell the intimate and riveting story of one family’s frightful unraveling in the New England wilderness circa 1630.”

Haven’t heard of it up to this point? Here’s the synopsis:

New England, 1630. Upon threat of banishment by the church, an English farmer leaves his colonial plantation, relocating his wife and five children to a remote plot of land on the edge of an ominous forest — within which lurks an unknown evil. Strange and unsettling things begin to happen almost immediately — animals turn malevolent, crops fail, and one child disappears as another becomes seemingly possessed by an evil spirit. With suspicion and paranoia mounting, family members accuse teenage daughter Thomasin of witchcraft, charges she adamantly denies. As circumstances grow more treacherous, each family member’s faith, loyalty and love become tested in shocking and unforgettable ways.

The Witch looks truly scary, and I can’t wait to not sleep on February 19th. Take a look at the film’s latest trailer below, and let us know what you think!

https://youtu.be/v-yD_smDu7Q

Oxenfree is, far and away the first standout title of 2016.

Yep, just like 2015, 2016 is set to be a fantastic year for gamers everywhere. Not only will we finally be playing all of those quality-looking titles that didn’t make their original release dates last year (and there were so many of them), we’ll also have the joy of experience a myriad of newly-revealed titles, and even a number of fresh IP’s.

If half of those games can match (or at least come close to) the atmosphere, presentation and emotion of Oxenfree, 2016 could be one of the very best years for gaming in recent memory.

It’s probably pretty clear already, but I absolutely fell in love with this game.

Oxenfree is a title that fell under my radar for way too long, but the instant that I learned that its developer, newcomer Night School Studio, was formed of a batch of ex-Telltale and Disney employees (among others), I jumped to YouTube to watch the first trailer, and was instantly enamored with the game’s beautiful art style, stunning soundscape, and the dialogue-heavy, exploration-based gameplay.

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I’m not quite sure if I’m just a teenaged-girl at heart, or if titles like Oxenfree and my favourite game of 2015, Life is Strange just feature completely gripping dialogue, but the angsty-teen conversations featured in both titles have offered some of the most interesting and memorable video game writing that I’ve experienced in years. I clung to each of Oxenfree‘s countless dialogue trees like they were going out of style, and at the game’s conclusion I instantly wanted to jump back in to take conversations and relationships in directions that I didn’t my first time around (in fact, I did).

The story begins rather classically, and almost feels like an homage to classic coming-of-age/horror tropes at the game’s opening. You’re Alex, you have blue hair, you recently lost your brother, and you have a brand-new step brother. You, your best friend Ren, and new step brother Jonas are on the very last ferry to an abandoned-at-night island that holds many secrets (and had strong military ties) to drink with other teenagers and get into regular ol’ teenage trouble.

The island is said to host creepy, unexplained properties embodied by a mass of radio stations/transmissions accessible in certain areas of the island… none of which actually exist. It’s not long before Alex, Ren, and Jonas wander off on their own, seemingly awaken something using an old radio, and their relaxing, drunken night away quickly becomes a struggle to both survive, and to figure out exactly what’s occurring on this now-terrifying remote island.

Obviously, the first thing you’ll really notice about Oxenfree is its visuals, which are starkly different from just about every game that I’ve ever seen. Both characters and environments are subtle and extremely beautiful; every single shot in the title looks like an incredible painting that would be right at home canvased on just about any wall. While Oxenfree is set entirely on a small island, you’ll never confuse one area for another, as each location will vary in its coloring, flora, building design, and overall appearance. And as nice as Oxenfree‘s screenshots can look, they really don’t do these impressive visuals justice, as the title employs subtle layering techniques to really bring this gorgeous painting to life.

It’s also interesting to see these subtle visuals become harsh and broken. During some of the game’s many supernatural moments, the visuals will become distorted (think old, broken TV) to varying degrees, culminating in various ‘time loops’ that can have you re-living various disturbing events at the hand’s of the island’s supernatural forces. These distortions can truly surprise you, and as audio distortion will typically accompany these visual cues. These scenes succeeded in making me truly uncomfortable; maybe I’m just a baby, but attempting to play through these moments after dark with headphones on led to me simply switching to a happier game until daytime. I’m actually getting slight chills just thinking about these truly affecting moments, and that’s fantastic.

As great as Oxenfree looks, somehow the game’s soundscape is even more impressive. The title’s soundtrack was composed by scntfc, and while I can’t exactly pinpoint a genre (it flips from subtly calming, slow electronic music to terrifying beats during some of the game’s more supernatural moments, to many places in-between), the odd, unique composure fits here perfectly. Once I finished Oxenfree, I instantly added the game’s soundtrack to my music library, and it’s since been a part of my regular music rotation; it’s simply that good.

Of course, there’s much more to a game’s audio than music, and be it voice acting, environmental sounds, sound effects, or otherwise, Oxenfree doesn’t disappoint. The game stars a batch of Telltale’s regular voice talent, so it’s pretty clear that these guys know what they’re doing. Elements of the game’s soundscape can also be downright terrifying; turning the radio dial, you’ll often be surprised (I was, to the point of jumping in shock) by hitting a radio station that you weren’t expecting, which will sometimes sound like an old cartoon, sometimes be some sort of Morse code message (which you can actually translate, if you know that sort of thing), or sometimes feel a P.T. level disturbing transmission from some sort of supernatural being. I honestly did not expect to so regularly feel so uncomfortable with such a beautiful, subtle looking game. It’s truly a testament to the power of sound, and it’s pretty clear that even in their very first title, Night School Studio understands that power full well.

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Gameplay couldn’t be simpler. You walk, you talk (and listen, I hope), and you tune your radio in order to learn about the island, discover hidden collectibles, and solve simple puzzles that are sometimes as innocent as unlocking a radio-equipped door, and sometimes as stressful as trying to save your friend from whatever evil present on Edwards Island. Occasionally, I wished that Alex and company would walk just a little faster, but I also appreciate that this gave us more time for all of the conversations that I loved so much. These conversations weren’t always happening, however, and with the ever-growing (and terrifying) threat present on Edwards Island, I figure that these teenagers would go for more of a ‘run not walk’ approach to reaching their next destination. In any case, it’s a small niggle in an overall stellar experience.

Other issues with Oxenfree were few and far between. Aside from the aforementioned (occasional) movement speed, conversations sometimes lead to a character’s face appearing in a thought bubble over another character’s head. I’ve played through Oxenfree twice now… and I still have no idea what this means. I’d assume this signifies a relationship change between characters, but I didn’t feel like this was actually reflected within the game. I’d also have loved a closer view of the characters many times throughout the title, as it seems like you’re almost permanently just a little too zoomed-out. Occasional screen-tearing issues were also present, but any technical issues were rare and Oxenfree was smooth as butter for most of its duration.

On the topic of duration, I’ve read numerous complaints about Oxenfree‘s short length. I was so enchanted with the title that I tried to explore as much as I could and waited for every conversation to close before moving on, and this led to my first playthrough lasting about six hours, which I felt more than satisfied with. The game’s thought-provoking, multiple endings increase replayability, and it’s crazy just how many subtle and not-so-subtle moments that I missed out on my first time on Edwards Island (there’s even a neat ARG that I had to read about later… because I wasn’t nearly intelligent enough to find it myself).

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Overall, through presentation, plot, and heavy emotion, I fell in love with Oxenfree. It’s one of those game’s that I can’t wait to discuss with other players, and that I’m beyond excited to share with those close to me that may have missed out on it. The characters and lore that Night School Studio have created for their very first title are all beyond impressive, and I simply can’t wait to see what this team comes up with next.

The Walking Dead‘s Skybound Entertainment is looking at ways to bring Oxenfree to other media, and you bet that I’m going to eat up everything that comes out of this partnership.

I’ll never look at a radio the same way again (well, if I ever look at a radio again).

tl;dr

+Incredible visuals, audio, voice acting
+You’ll be thinking about the plot long after you complete the title
+Great replayability

-Movement speed could be slightly faster
-‘Thought bubbles’ aren’t explained
-Camera is often too zoomed out

Final Score: 4.5/5

You can pick up Oxenfree on Steam here, or the Xbox Store here. Do it.

We hope you’re hungry, because this week we’re chewing scene after scene with Billy Zane in 1995’s horror comedy (?) Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight! Adam picked this one on a friend’s suggestion, and now has one less friend; Matt and Scott do their best William Sadler impressions, and more disturbing light is shed on Scott’s morning habits. Grab your flask of Jesus blood, it’s time for another Horror Movie (Demon) Night!

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We hope your full metal jacket is polished and ready, because this week, we dive into the stupidest-looking jungle behind our dead aunt’s pool to discuss 1986’s HOUSE! There are used Hellraiser props, flying garden tools, babysitting hijinks and a couple dudes with questionable employment decisions to talk about. Believe it or not, it’s another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The end of the world won’t come in the form of Rick Moranis, but actually a guy in a sparkly trenchcoat sporting extreme coke nails and a penchant for underaged girls. Which is funny, because watching 1989’s Monster High would make even the biggest horror fanatic wish for planetary destruction, just so they wouldn’t have to finish it. Lucky for you, we watched it and are here as a cautionary tale. Bring your rolling papers for the monstrous weed plant and your Apple II to replace your dead pal’s head, we’re playing the Basketball Game of the Millennium on this week’s Horror Movie Night!

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Picture this: you and your best bro (and the rich geek you talked into driving) are hanging out in a seedy strip club, trying to pick up a lady of the night to take back to the frat house for a party. Through the sea of writhing bodies, stale booze and impermeable shame, you see Grace Jones do the most inhuman, bloodless interpretive dance on stage. You must have her. Forget the hot girl you kissed in junior high! Grace Jones or GTFO! This is the plot of 1986’s horror comedy Vamp, so turn off your brains and let the body fluids flow as the guys discuss vampire mythos, 80s racial stereotypes and poorly-pronounced stripper names – it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Upside down crosses, people pinned to the ceiling, shadow demons, and jump scares! The trailer for James Wan’s sequel to The Conjuring is chock-full of scary goodness! If the trailer is any indication, The Conjuring 2 will be a return to form after a disappointing Annabelle spinoff, or prequel, or whatever.

Wan’s style of horror movie may not be for everybody but I’m damn excited to see him back in horror after spending the past couple of years working on Furious 7.

Here’s the official plot summary for The Conjuring 2:

The supernatural thriller brings to the screen another real case from the files of renowned demonologists Ed and Lorraine Warren. Reprising their roles, Oscar nominee Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson star as Lorraine and Ed Warren, who, in one of their most terrifying paranormal investigations, travel to north London to help a single mother raising four children alone in a house plagued by malicious spirits.

The Conjuring 2 opens in theaters June 10, 2016!

Are you ready to relive the murders of everything you love? You are? Well then you’re ready to give a long, hard listen to our somewhat spoiler-free discussion of 2015’s killer camp homage flick “The Final Girls!” What started as a short episode (due to the aforementioned lack of spoilers) took more turns into strange territory than a couple of horny counselors looking to bump uglies. Leave your smartphone at home, so as to not confuse the 80s characters, cuz we’re heading to Camp Bloodbath on this episode of Horror Movie Night!

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We hope your god pukes guns and your beef jerky mankini is all shined up, because it’s time to discuss the absolute insanity of ZARDOZ! The guys have mixed feelings about Sean Connery’s boner powers and the questionable decisions made by everyone involved in this production, and need to work through a couple things. Join us in the Vortex for another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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What better way to spend the weekend with your bandmates/b-fries than ruining a condo and being pursued by a guy with the most wildly impractical murder weapon imaginable? This week, the guys break open the junk food and cheap champagne to discuss 1987’s tongue-in-cheek slasher Slumber Party Massacre II! It’s a toe-tapper, just make sure you’re wearing shoes, because that carpet is just filthy… It’s Horror Movie Night!

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Dust off your parka and grow out your handlebar mustache, the guys are taking you on a one-way trip to Canadia for this week’s discussion – Kevin Smith’s Tusk! If you squint real hard, you might be able to see Russia, but you’ll never find any value in this film. Our guest Kannon tries to change our minds and we try to change his… Who will triumph and who will be die of human/walrus stab wounds? Find out on this week’s Horror Movie Night!

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Leave your logic at the door and don’t forget to wipe your feet, cuz this week we’re discussing Spookies! From the worst birthday surprises to farting muck men, there was a lot of WTF to cover, but Matt kept Scott and Adam from wandering too far into the spookiest house of horrors 1986 cinema could muster. Grab the Beano, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Let’s travel back to the gilded age of big hair, clock radio bombs and world-class pillow talk… no, not the 1980s, just the time we talked about 1980s killer pet flick ALLIGATOR! We’ve referenced this discussion enough that it finally warrants its own retroactive episode. Matt’s love of this movie (and fear of dressing up as a pirate to pool parties) is infectious and his lines are smooth. Give it up on your childhood bed for this retroactive episode of Horror Movie Night!

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