Picture this: you and your best bro (and the rich geek you talked into driving) are hanging out in a seedy strip club, trying to pick up a lady of the night to take back to the frat house for a party. Through the sea of writhing bodies, stale booze and impermeable shame, you see Grace Jones do the most inhuman, bloodless interpretive dance on stage. You must have her. Forget the hot girl you kissed in junior high! Grace Jones or GTFO! This is the plot of 1986’s horror comedy Vamp, so turn off your brains and let the body fluids flow as the guys discuss vampire mythos, 80s racial stereotypes and poorly-pronounced stripper names – it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Director Alex Nicolaou recently wrapped up one of Full Moon Feature’s latest projects, Zombies Versus Strippers.  During an all too brief break, Nicolaou– yes, you do recognize the name, as he’s the son of Subspecies director Ted Nicolaou– took the time to speak with Geekscape about the trials and rewards of working with an excess of zombies and bare flesh.  As if there could be an excess of either of those.

A: Was this your choice?  When this project came up, were you like “Yes!! Zombies and strippers!“?

No, actually, it’s a funny story.  I got hired to rewrite a pre-existing script and apparently an executive at Red Box had come up with the idea and they had the script  and I got hired to rewrite it.  I brought my friend, Frank, to write it with me.  We do a radio show on KXLU and we write all sorts of sound sketches and special episodes so we’ve done a lot of writing together.  We hammered it out in probably seven days for no pay, just a page one rewrite.  We kept in some of the lines, the basic trajectory of the plot and what happens, stripped out some unnecessary exposition and increased the character quirks and changed the characters around.  We decided that frat boys weren’t as interesting as punks, so we changed frat boys to punks and basically we were working out of love for movies like Return of the Living Dead and just all these really inspirational movies from the 80s.  So we’re trying to work that retro vibe into it, but as soon as we rewrote it, I pitched myself as the director to Charles (Band) and got the job.  Immediately after that, pre-production began.  Which was its own special chaotic situation.  We basically had to cast the movie as quickly as possible.  I think casting ended about two days before shooting began.  We had a table read that went really well, we have a pretty amazing cast—they’re really working their asses off, they’re all really great actors, they all fill their characters out really nicely, come up with brilliant suggestions and ideas to throw in there.  The only problem is, thus far, we’ve started with two of the heaviest scenes in the movie in terms of just dialogue and the amount of characters, so it’s been a really testing first couple of days, but we’re getting through it and the stuff we’ve shot so far looks great.  I’m really excited about it, I can’t wait to see how the rest of the shoot goes.

A: And this is your first movie?

This is my first movie, correct.  I made a bunch of films in college and had been writing a lot of stuff, but I put it down to pursue other things.  I worked for about a year in a sort of punk rock cinemateque called Cine Family on Fairfax, where it was a continuation of my film education.  We were showing a different movie every night, from the insanely obscure Son of Dracula, which is a Bollywood horror film that just has some of the most psychedelic bizarre sequences to John Cassaveti’s(??) movies.  So this theater just shows everything.  They’re amazing and I learned a lot from them.  And then I stopped working there in December and started writing again, got the call from Charles and wrote the script.

A: So everything’s great, this is something you wanted to do– direct films?

It’s something I’ve really wanted to do, and this is definitely one of the hardest things I’ve ever done, just trying to block scenes and stage action on the fly… because often times, by the end of the day we’ll have three hours remaining and still a number of scenes we have to shoot and suddenly the set-ups and shot lists that I had intended to use are no longer possible.  So immediately I have to think of something completely different.  I guess what we really realized is that the script we wrote and the script as it appears on the page cannot be the same one… it would be impossible to get the script that we wrote fully on camera.  Time makes everything different.  Time is the most important thing, making the schedule.  So, we’re trying to throw in as many artistic and aesthetic flourishes as we possibly can but the most important thing is that we get this movie shot in nine days and there’s a ton of action and a ton of characters and we want that to be the case, because we feel like everyone has a really nice character arc, the story’s cool and the dialogue is funny and there’s cool references in there.  But, man, is it hard to jam it into such a condensed time period.

I would not be able to do it if I didn’t have such an incredible camera crew and DP.  Everyone is fighting so hard to help make the movie that I’d like to make on this time frame.  So if I didn’t have some of those people backing me up, there’s no way I’d be able to.  I am directing this one, we’ll see where it goes from there.

You can check out the on-set coverage of Zombies Versus Strippers over here.

Being on a Full Moon Features set would be a dream come true for some people, a Make a Wish Foundation project come to fruition, without that pesky immediately-descending-death thing.  Full Moon is, after all, the company that brought us such movies as Puppet Master, Subspecies, and The Gingerdead Man among so many countless others—and they really feel countless.  This is a film company with a horror movie pedigree that can’t be easily compared.

So you can imagine the sound of my delighted girlish squeal when I was invited by Full Moon to set to watch the magic in action.  And by magic, I mean zombie horde.

Recently, Full Moon began working with Red Box to bring more of their movies into the public eye, making it now quite easy to drop by your local Red Box stand and pick up titles like The Dead Want Women, Killer Eye: Halloween Haunt, and Killjoy’s Revenge.  With this, Full Moon has begun to produce movies with a wider audience in mind.

Thus film Zombies Versus Strippers is about to descend upon us in all its brain-consuming glory and, yes, my right frontal lobe already has started to feel devoured… by excitement!

Spider (Circus-Szalewski) is a business man who is down on his luck.  His strip club, The Tough Titty, isn’t doing well and has put him into dire financial straits.  An offer of buyout from Ralph Fiorentino: The Parking Lot King has started looking more and more like the only way out and Spider is finally starting to seriously consider it.

Now, this could be a movie on its own.  Throw in Tom Hanks as Spider and Julianne Moore and Nicole Kidman as strippers (one of them has a deathly ill kid—probably that little girl with leukemia from Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants) and this could be a heart-warming tale of wrecked lives healing through someone’s rundown dream of perfect tits bobbing along to a great beat.

Or it could be a great musical.

But this movie doesn’t have any fatally flawed kids.  What it does have is a set of strippers and a zombie outbreak.  Let’s focus on the important part first.

Bambi (Victoria Levine) is an adorable little blonde and one half of the movie’s brief love story, and she is flanked by the sassily stereotypical Vanilla (Brittany Vaughn) who could double in spunk for Foxy Brown and Sugar Hills (Eve Mauro), an older but still quite libido-friendly woman with a smart mouth and a penchant for booze.

Then there’s the zombies… and there’s a lot of them.  They like brains and shuffling.  One of them looks like Michael Jackson.  And they’re never explained.  This movie focuses on what would happen if the employees of a strip club with no internet access in the middle of the ghetto was caught in the middle of a zombiefest and had no idea what was going on.

Because, really, when you’re in the not so pleasant parts of town, most of the people smell like rotten meat, shuffle, and are prone to launching themselves at you with teeth a-chomping.  I’d like to say that I haven’t experienced this first hand, but I’d be lying.

The patrons of The Tough Titty probably wouldn’t have survived on their own for long but, fortunately, a group of bikers led by the reformed Red Wings (Brad Potts) and an unrelated wild young punk (Adam Brooks) find themselves taking refuge among the denizens of the Titty as they hatch a plan for escape.

Who will win in this battle of breasts, booze, and decaying flesh?  Find out by picking up Zombies Versus Strippers at your local Red Box this summer, or by purchasing your own copy from Full Moon Direct.

Also, come on over and check out this interview with Zombies Versus Stripper‘s director, Alex Nicolaou!

I'm surrounded by zombies! YAY!