Tag: Comedy

Horror Movie Night Episode 52: TerrorVision (1986)

by Saintmort
Holy tomato, we’re heading back to the days of paper classified ads, genuine interest in music videos, and the seductive lure of satellite television! That’s right, we’re going intergalactic and eating everything with 1986’s TerrorVision. The French exchange student from Better Off Dead, the Wolfman from Monster Squad, and Beef from Phantom of the Paradise do their best to avoid becoming space monster poop, and the HMN guys do their best to find something, anything critical to say about this charming 80s time capsule. Now, mother’s going to make you take your pill so we can all enjoy Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night Episode 51: Dolls (1987)

by Saintmort
If you’ve ever dreamed of your terrible father and stepmother being dismembered by an 8-foot-tall, remorseless teddy bear, then this week’s pick is for you! Matt picked Dolls (1987) so that he could talk about how great this early draft of How I Met Your Mother is. He also wanted to talk about the trash punk girls with bad teeth. We think. Hold onto your porcelain eyes, it’s another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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This Fourth Of July, ‘Sausage Party’ Warns Us That Grills Kill!

by Derek Kraneveldt

Briefly: Another fantastic promotional video from a Seth Rogen project. You did see that Preacher trailer from last month where he played every character, didn’t you?

Sausage Party tells the story of one sausage setting out on a quest to discover the truth about his existence. After falling out of a shopping cart, our hero sausage and his new friends embark on a perilous journey through the supermarket to get back to their aisles before the Fourth of July sale.

Obviously, tomorrow is a day where a lot of food is bound to be eaten, and countless hot dogs, burgers, potatoes, and every other food imaginable will will meet its demise.

That’s what Sausage Party‘s latest promo is all about.

Will you be killing the grill this Fourth of July?

No seriously, what are your plans?

Sausage Party hits theatres on August 12th.

Horror Movie Night Episode 50: Sleepaway Camp

by Saintmort
Welcome to Episode 50 of Horror Movie Night! We all survived our first year and haven’t gone on too many murderous rampages yet, and for our anniversary, we discussed the fantastic camp slasher SLEEPAWAY CAMP from 1983. Matt is overjoyed that he’s surrounded by so much young fresh chicken, Scott is hoping to score with counselor Meg on her night off, and Adam is just hanging out in the background pumping iron. Let your hair down and get some head by the lake – it’s Horror Movie Night’s 50th episode!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 46: Frankenhooker (1990)

by Saintmort
WANT A PODCAST? LOOKIN FOR COMPANY? LIKE CAPS LOCK? HOW ABOUT 1990’S FRANKENHOOKER? This week, the guys get elbow deep in giant crack rocks and purple goo, and discuss Matt’s romantic evening plans, Adam’s scientific proclivities, and Scott’s ongoing obsession with head explosions. Got any money? It’s Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 45: Forbidden Zone (1980)

by Saintmort

This week’s episode reveals a dark truth of this world, that there are 2 types of people on Earth: those that like 1980’s Forbidden Zone, and those that have taste. Matt picked this one, so that basically answers that question (if there was any doubt), and surprisingly, Scott is the most verbally abusive person on the show for once, while Adam is uncharacteristically ambivalent. This is the power of Danny “Satan-guy” Elfman. Bring your blackface and incessant need to hump strangers, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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The Latest Promo For ‘Sausage Party’ Has Seth Rogen Spoofing Walt Disney!

by Derek Kraneveldt

Briefly: Another fantastic promotional video from Seth Rogen. You did see that Preacher trailer from last week where he played every character, didn’t you?

Sausage Party tells the story of one sausage setting out on a quest to discover the truth about his existence. After falling out of a shopping cart, our hero sausage and his new friends embark on a perilous journey through the supermarket to get back to their aisles before the Fourth of July sale.

The new promo features little new footage from the hilarious-looking film (you can re-watch the first trailer right here), but does feature Seth Rogen looking like Walt Disney. It’s pretty fantastic.

Take a look at the video below, and be sure to let us know what you think! Sausage Party hits theatres on August 12th!

Horror Movie Night Episode 44: Munchies (1987)

by Saintmort

Hey Millenials! You like Gremlins, right?? Of course you do! Critters? Well, duh! How about the K-Mart spawn of both franchises thrown in a blender with some funky 8-tracks, the Pee-Wee’s Playhouse DVD set, and an economy-sized bottle of Viagra? Take a sip of that, it probably tastes like 1987’s Munchies! The guys tear this one apart, which inevitably lead to a number of (thankfully) less sexually-charge, more kid-friendly sequels. Hope you’re hungry, cuz it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 43: Death Becomes Her (1992)

by Saintmort

So a blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a mansion full of supposedly-dead celebrities… Wait, is that how the joke goes? It’s probably funnier when Bruce Willis tells it in 1992’s shoulda-been-a-Tales-From-the-Crypt-installment Death Becomes Her. This week is special because everyone pretty much agrees that this movie rules, even Adam – IT’S A MIRACLE! Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?? It’s Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 41: Stagefright (2014)

by Saintmort

Hey theater geeks, do you feel like you’ve been underrepresented in horror films? Do you demand to be killed off like the jocks that make your life miserable and the beautiful 27-year-old high school girls who won’t give you the time of day? Then look no further than this week’s pick, the sleek 2014 remake of Stage Fright! The guys are divided, as Matt and Scott were theater kids in their younger days and Adam was probably out smoking behind the school (or wherever kids go to do their tick-mutating marijuana cigarettes in Canada). There are spontaneous dance numbers, brutal murders, and some pretty obvious connections to Todd & the Book of Pure Evil. What more could you ask for? It’s Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 40: Ticks (1993)

by Saintmort

You kids and your suburban problems. You know what you need? A trip to the woods to rough it a little. Nevermind the pervy locals and weed-crazed bugs, you just need a change of scenery. Who’s ready to grill? The guys are discussing 1993’s gooey giant bloodsucking bug flick Ticks this week, and all of the burning marijuana plants and extreme close-ups of Clint Howard push Matt, Adam and Scott to the brink of sanity. Lose your mind on another installment of Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night Episode 38: The Brain (1988)

by Saintmort

All right, ya hosers, it’s time to tighten that grip on your hockey sticks and Molsons, because the guys are traversing the wrinkles in the script of 1988’s Canadian sci-fi horror romp The Brain! Ironically, Adam hates the fruit of his country’s labors (well, maybe not that ironic, he hates everything), but at least Matt and Scott have some glowing praise for this low-budget, alien-filled car chase. The guys suggest crowd-funding the last $5 for The Brain’s budget, so bring your loonies to Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 37: Blood Diner (1987)

by Saintmort

What would you do if a brain in a jar was calling the shots? You’d open a vegetarian cafe that actually serves the ground-up flesh of your victims. This week, the guys wade through various limbs and bodily fluids in search of something worthwhile in 1987’s Blood Diner. This Troma reject gets the deluxe treatment, and then the guys go their separate ways to shower in bleach. Don’t order the pea soup, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 36: Evilspeak

by Saintmort

Ever wondered what Mean Girls would be like if it the genders were switched, it took place in 1980 and the Mathletes are swapped for a satanic computer program? Of course you did, and for your mental troubles, we decided to discuss Evilspeak, starring the one and only Clint Howard. Get ready to compare 3 1/2 inch floppies in the shower, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 35: Leprechaun 3 (1995)

by Saintmort

The luck of the Irish totally snubbed Adam this week, and instead of watching 1995’s evil munchkin-fest Leprechaun 3, he watched the original and then overslept. Matt and Scott snagged his missing shilling, picked up a hitchhiking magician’s assistant and hit the jenkiest place on the Strip. Shitty limericks abound and the guys try their best to be witty without Adam’s unique perspective on all things potato-and-booze related. In the words of Vince Vaughn – it’s Horror Movie Night, baby… Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 34: Tourist Trap (1979)

by Saintmort

It’s time to pack up your bathing suits, beach hats and beer money, cuz we’re heading to SPRING BREAK WOOO with this week’s pick, 1979’s cult classic Tourist Trap! We are joined by Brian Burger (of Jennifer Help Us fame) and everyone but Adam has a blast talking about screaming mannequin heads, murderous mannequin bodies and sexy mannequin singing. Let’s hit the ol’ swimmin’ hole while its geriatric owner pervs on us, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 33: People Under the Stairs (1991)

by Saintmort

Hey all you PUTSes (that’s short for People Under the Stairs…es), no need to fight over the scraps of human flesh thrown to you by your gross incest-y captors, cuz this week we’re discussing YOU! The guys get lost and moderately uncomfortable in the walls of the house Wes Craven built in the early 90s after reading the Boyz n the Hood script, but they somehow make it out to tell the tale – though they may never sell Boy Scout Cookies again. Cut out your tongue, cuz there’s no talking during Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 31: Valentine (2000)

by Saintmort

It’s that time of year again – the leaves are changing, the birds are chirping, your nose is bleeding whenever your crush is nearby… Ah, love. What a wondrous thing! It fills your heart with poorly-aimed arrows and your stomach with maggoty chocolates. This week, the guys get all hot and bothered with 2000’s, so fire up the hot tub and put on your bikini, cuz it’s gonna get sweaty – it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Move Night: Episode 30 – Waxwork 2: Lost in Time

by Saintmort

Velcum back to zee Vaxverk! Get rebirthed and listen to the guys discuss the insanity of Waxwork II: Lost in Time, replete with Bruce Campbell’s torso, the entire film’s budget blown on the Alien scenes, My Cousin Vinny’s Reanimated Hand, and the infamous Waxwork rap. Time Warriors unite, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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The Saint Mort Show – Episode 138: Gentlemania Runs Wild with Jervis Cottonbelly

by Saintmort

This week on the podcast we are joined by Jervis Cottonbelly of Chikara Pro Wrestling. He’s here to discuss National Pro Wrestling Day and talk about how to be a true gentleman for Valentine’s Day. After listening to this episode you’ll be wanting to check out Jervis’ gaming & YouTube channels as well as support Chikara’s various events.

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Episode 29: Tales from the Crypt – Demon Knight (1995)

by Saintmort

We hope you’re hungry, because this week we’re chewing scene after scene with Billy Zane in 1995’s horror comedy (?) Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight! Adam picked this one on a friend’s suggestion, and now has one less friend; Matt and Scott do their best William Sadler impressions, and more disturbing light is shed on Scott’s morning habits. Grab your flask of Jesus blood, it’s time for another Horror Movie (Demon) Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 28: House (1986)

by Saintmort

We hope your full metal jacket is polished and ready, because this week, we dive into the stupidest-looking jungle behind our dead aunt’s pool to discuss 1986’s HOUSE! There are used Hellraiser props, flying garden tools, babysitting hijinks and a couple dudes with questionable employment decisions to talk about. Believe it or not, it’s another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 27: Monster High (1989)

by Saintmort

The end of the world won’t come in the form of Rick Moranis, but actually a guy in a sparkly trenchcoat sporting extreme coke nails and a penchant for underaged girls. Which is funny, because watching 1989’s Monster High would make even the biggest horror fanatic wish for planetary destruction, just so they wouldn’t have to finish it. Lucky for you, we watched it and are here as a cautionary tale. Bring your rolling papers for the monstrous weed plant and your Apple II to replace your dead pal’s head, we’re playing the Basketball Game of the Millennium on this week’s Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 26: Vamp (1986)

by Saintmort

Picture this: you and your best bro (and the rich geek you talked into driving) are hanging out in a seedy strip club, trying to pick up a lady of the night to take back to the frat house for a party. Through the sea of writhing bodies, stale booze and impermeable shame, you see Grace Jones do the most inhuman, bloodless interpretive dance on stage. You must have her. Forget the hot girl you kissed in junior high! Grace Jones or GTFO! This is the plot of 1986’s horror comedy Vamp, so turn off your brains and let the body fluids flow as the guys discuss vampire mythos, 80s racial stereotypes and poorly-pronounced stripper names – it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 25: The Final Girls (2015)

by Saintmort

Are you ready to relive the murders of everything you love? You are? Well then you’re ready to give a long, hard listen to our somewhat spoiler-free discussion of 2015’s killer camp homage flick “The Final Girls!” What started as a short episode (due to the aforementioned lack of spoilers) took more turns into strange territory than a couple of horny counselors looking to bump uglies. Leave your smartphone at home, so as to not confuse the 80s characters, cuz we’re heading to Camp Bloodbath on this episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 24: Silent Night, Deadly Night 5 – The Toy Maker

by Saintmort

On this special (in the worst possible way) episode of Horror Movie Night, we give in to Matt’s pleading and discuss Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Master! We collectively worry that Micky Rooney’s blood sugar level was way too low throughout the filming of this movie, and mourn for Clint Howard’s unintentionally auspicious acting career. It’s Christmastime, spend it with the father of your bastard child (who moonlights as a mall Santa) and fight off the terrifying trinkets surrounding your bed, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night Episode 23: Zardoz

by Saintmort

We hope your god pukes guns and your beef jerky mankini is all shined up, because it’s time to discuss the absolute insanity of ZARDOZ! The guys have mixed feelings about Sean Connery’s boner powers and the questionable decisions made by everyone involved in this production, and need to work through a couple things. Join us in the Vortex for another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 22: Slumber Party Massacre II

by Saintmort

What better way to spend the weekend with your bandmates/b-fries than ruining a condo and being pursued by a guy with the most wildly impractical murder weapon imaginable? This week, the guys break open the junk food and cheap champagne to discuss 1987’s tongue-in-cheek slasher Slumber Party Massacre II! It’s a toe-tapper, just make sure you’re wearing shoes, because that carpet is just filthy… It’s Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 21: Tusk

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Dust off your parka and grow out your handlebar mustache, the guys are taking you on a one-way trip to Canadia for this week’s discussion – Kevin Smith’s Tusk! If you squint real hard, you might be able to see Russia, but you’ll never find any value in this film. Our guest Kannon tries to change our minds and we try to change his… Who will triumph and who will be die of human/walrus stab wounds? Find out on this week’s Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 20: Spookies

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Leave your logic at the door and don’t forget to wipe your feet, cuz this week we’re discussing Spookies! From the worst birthday surprises to farting muck men, there was a lot of WTF to cover, but Matt kept Scott and Adam from wandering too far into the spookiest house of horrors 1986 cinema could muster. Grab the Beano, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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