All right, ya hosers, it’s time to tighten that grip on your hockey sticks and Molsons, because the guys are traversing the wrinkles in the script of 1988’s Canadian sci-fi horror romp The Brain! Ironically, Adam hates the fruit of his country’s labors (well, maybe not that ironic, he hates everything), but at least Matt and Scott have some glowing praise for this low-budget, alien-filled car chase. The guys suggest crowd-funding the last $5 for The Brain’s budget, so bring your loonies to Horror Movie Night!

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It’s Wrestlemania Weekend! You know what that means long-time fans of the show! Juan and Josh are back to take NXT Takeover: Dallas and Wrestlemania 32. We go through predictions for the shows as well as the future of WWE.

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What would you do if a brain in a jar was calling the shots? You’d open a vegetarian cafe that actually serves the ground-up flesh of your victims. This week, the guys wade through various limbs and bodily fluids in search of something worthwhile in 1987’s Blood Diner. This Troma reject gets the deluxe treatment, and then the guys go their separate ways to shower in bleach. Don’t order the pea soup, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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It seems as though late 90’s teen slashers are the new hot topic over at Scream Factory, as this month they’re releasing not one but two forgotten gems of the genre.

Today they have released Disturbing Behavior on Blu-Ray. While far from my favorite of these slasher films, there’s still a few things to love in this movie –  specifically anything involving the two stoner characters.

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The movie is a pseudo remake of a Canadian film called Strange Behavior which I’d go ape-shit over if it was released on Blu-Ray by Scream Factory. Both films follow a small town where any students who are “free thinkers” are slowly transformed into ‘good kids’.

These good kids however tend to have weird laser eyes and slight murderous tendencies. The movie is fun but far from good. However the Blu-Ray is packed with enough fun additions (including a great commentary track) to make this worth adding to your movie collection.

However the better purchase is coming out next week with the release of the criminally underrated Cherry Falls.

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Cherry Falls is a slasher film and a parody of a slasher film at once. It’s very similar to Scream in that sense.

The movie plays off the trope about having sex. In this movie instead of the killer attacking you for having sex, you get slashed for not having sex. When news spreads that the killer is only targeting virgins a group of high school students organize a pop-your-cherry party to save their own lives.

The film is funny, witty and packed full of great scares and laughs. I stumbled upon this once on TV and remembered enjoying it but thanks to Scream Factory you can enjoy every amazing moment of this film. Just like Disturbing Behavior it is packed with some great special features (including commentary, behind the scenes footage and even a copy of the original screenplay).

It’s absolutely a must-have for any serious horror fan.

Cherry Falls is now available for pre-order as well as the double feature release of “The Murders in the Rue Morgue” and “The Dunwich Horror”. Both films are available on March 29th.

Ever wondered what Mean Girls would be like if it the genders were switched, it took place in 1980 and the Mathletes are swapped for a satanic computer program? Of course you did, and for your mental troubles, we decided to discuss Evilspeak, starring the one and only Clint Howard. Get ready to compare 3 1/2 inch floppies in the shower, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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The luck of the Irish totally snubbed Adam this week, and instead of watching 1995’s evil munchkin-fest Leprechaun 3, he watched the original and then overslept. Matt and Scott snagged his missing shilling, picked up a hitchhiking magician’s assistant and hit the jenkiest place on the Strip. Shitty limericks abound and the guys try their best to be witty without Adam’s unique perspective on all things potato-and-booze related. In the words of Vince Vaughn – it’s Horror Movie Night, baby… Horror Movie Night!

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This week on the Saint Mort Show it’s fairly Matt-less in favor of a discussion between past guest Brian Soscia and one of Matt’s best friends Molly Neill. Molly is training to be a professional wrestler and gets an opportunity to ask anything she would like to know about the business and Soscia is more than happy to open up about everything.

This isn’t just a podcast for wrestling fans though, this is a podcast for anyone who’s ever had a passion you thought no one else understands. Check it out and Enjoy!

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The Saint Mort Show is back and with returning guest Brian Burger. Brian was on last year promoting his film Jennifer Help Us. Today he joins us to promote the kickstarter for Jennifer Help Us Too and we talk horror movies, childhood scares and post-kickstarter plans.

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It’s time to pack up your bathing suits, beach hats and beer money, cuz we’re heading to SPRING BREAK WOOO with this week’s pick, 1979’s cult classic Tourist Trap! We are joined by Brian Burger (of Jennifer Help Us fame) and everyone but Adam has a blast talking about screaming mannequin heads, murderous mannequin bodies and sexy mannequin singing. Let’s hit the ol’ swimmin’ hole while its geriatric owner pervs on us, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Hey all you PUTSes (that’s short for People Under the Stairs…es), no need to fight over the scraps of human flesh thrown to you by your gross incest-y captors, cuz this week we’re discussing YOU! The guys get lost and moderately uncomfortable in the walls of the house Wes Craven built in the early 90s after reading the Boyz n the Hood script, but they somehow make it out to tell the tale – though they may never sell Boy Scout Cookies again. Cut out your tongue, cuz there’s no talking during Horror Movie Night!

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Apparently, the guys didn’t get enough backwater horror with their previous discussion of Jug Face, so they decided to rewatch 1988’s alien-in-the-woods-no-wait-it’s-a-demon-in-the-woods creature feature Pumpkinhead! Adam yells a lot while Matt and Scott commiserate on the first-class cinematography. Grab your dirt bikes, it’s time to run some kids over on Horror Movie Night!

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It’s that time of year again – the leaves are changing, the birds are chirping, your nose is bleeding whenever your crush is nearby… Ah, love. What a wondrous thing! It fills your heart with poorly-aimed arrows and your stomach with maggoty chocolates. This week, the guys get all hot and bothered with 2000’s, so fire up the hot tub and put on your bikini, cuz it’s gonna get sweaty – it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Velcum back to zee Vaxverk! Get rebirthed and listen to the guys discuss the insanity of Waxwork II: Lost in Time, replete with Bruce Campbell’s torso, the entire film’s budget blown on the Alien scenes, My Cousin Vinny’s Reanimated Hand, and the infamous Waxwork rap. Time Warriors unite, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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This week on the podcast we are joined by Jervis Cottonbelly of Chikara Pro Wrestling. He’s here to discuss National Pro Wrestling Day and talk about how to be a true gentleman for Valentine’s Day. After listening to this episode you’ll be wanting to check out Jervis’ gaming & YouTube channels as well as support Chikara’s various events.

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We hope you’re hungry, because this week we’re chewing scene after scene with Billy Zane in 1995’s horror comedy (?) Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight! Adam picked this one on a friend’s suggestion, and now has one less friend; Matt and Scott do their best William Sadler impressions, and more disturbing light is shed on Scott’s morning habits. Grab your flask of Jesus blood, it’s time for another Horror Movie (Demon) Night!

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The popularity of wrestling has been on a constant upward trajectory ever since the late 90’s “Monday Night Wars” took a niche market and made it mainstream. So popular was the battle between WCW and WWF that indie wrestling exploded. Thanks to a small company called ECW, Philadelphia became a hot bed of underground wrestling.

Living in Philadelphia you have plenty of wrestling shows to attend; WWE, TNA and Ring of Honor make multiple stops throughout the year, we’re the home of House of Hardcore as well as CZW but no wrestling organization is more progressive or as exciting as Chikara.

This small Lucha inspired organization has regular shows in Philadelphia (as well as other places around the Globe) promoting not just a family friendly wrestling show, but also positivity. Chikara is about interactions, seeing underdogs succeed and being as progressive as possible, but it’s also about giving back to the community.

This February 6th will be National Pro Wrestling Day, a yearly event from Chikara where every dollar goes to a good cause. This year the organization is raising money for the Polaris Project. This is a free event held at The Goodwill Beneficial Association in Reading, PA.

Polaris Project is an organization that combats human trafficking, which sadly, impacts more than 20 million victims worldwide, every single day. To combat this crime, Polaris offers local, national, and global programs, serving both labor and sex trafficking victims, using a survivor-centered approach. Widely recognized as one of the most experienced, multi-dimensional, and knowledgeable entities in the anti-trafficking field, Polaris is working to ensure human trafficking networks are permanently disrupted while hope and justice are restored.

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This year Chikara hopes to raise $2,400 to provide shelter and food for survivors of human trafficking. They will be taking donations at the event but if you don’t live anywhere near Reading you can donate online on their official donations page (live right now)

The show begins at 2pm on February 6th. If you live in the area please come out and support a great cause and some fun wrestling. For more information visit Chikara’s website or their National Pro Wrestling Day website.

When I heard that Scream Factory was releasing Jack’s Back on DVD/Blu-Ray I wasn’t sure how to feel about it. I know that this movie has its fans… but I am not one of them. I reluctantly put the DVD into my player.

Now my previous experience of this movie was watching it when it was briefly on Netflix Instant watch. Like many out of print releases at the time, the Netflix Streaming video quality was equal to a “taped from cable” copy of the movie.

I’m still not in love with Jack’s Back. Of all the the Scream Factory films I own I can say this will be the one I will watch the least often, but I’m beginning to come around to it this second time.

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For starters it’s beautifully shot. This was the biggest thing lost in the Netflix Streaming quality vs. the Blu-Ray transfer. Scream Factory really has a gift for taking garbage cinema and making them look like high art (The Town That Dreaded Sundown release being the best example of this).

It’s hard to hate this movie though, it’s just too ridiculous to hate. You’ve got identical twin brothers, copy-cat killers, angry cops… it’s literally every 80’s cliche smashed into one plot line.

The story follows a “Jack the Ripper” copycat killer. A Surgeon played by James Spader is the prime suspect… until he becomes a victim. Shortly after that his identical twin brother arrives at the police station claiming to have visions of the killer and offering his services to help track the killer.

It’s hard to call this a horror movie though. It’s never really horrifying and for an 80’s film about Jack the Ripper it lacks any real gore or jumps. It’s more of a crime drama with a slight supernatural twist.

It’s definitely worth checking out and if you like to collect obscure 80’s titles like I do than it should be in your collection. Pick up your copy today from Scream Factory.

We hope your full metal jacket is polished and ready, because this week, we dive into the stupidest-looking jungle behind our dead aunt’s pool to discuss 1986’s HOUSE! There are used Hellraiser props, flying garden tools, babysitting hijinks and a couple dudes with questionable employment decisions to talk about. Believe it or not, it’s another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The end of the world won’t come in the form of Rick Moranis, but actually a guy in a sparkly trenchcoat sporting extreme coke nails and a penchant for underaged girls. Which is funny, because watching 1989’s Monster High would make even the biggest horror fanatic wish for planetary destruction, just so they wouldn’t have to finish it. Lucky for you, we watched it and are here as a cautionary tale. Bring your rolling papers for the monstrous weed plant and your Apple II to replace your dead pal’s head, we’re playing the Basketball Game of the Millennium on this week’s Horror Movie Night!

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Picture this: you and your best bro (and the rich geek you talked into driving) are hanging out in a seedy strip club, trying to pick up a lady of the night to take back to the frat house for a party. Through the sea of writhing bodies, stale booze and impermeable shame, you see Grace Jones do the most inhuman, bloodless interpretive dance on stage. You must have her. Forget the hot girl you kissed in junior high! Grace Jones or GTFO! This is the plot of 1986’s horror comedy Vamp, so turn off your brains and let the body fluids flow as the guys discuss vampire mythos, 80s racial stereotypes and poorly-pronounced stripper names – it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Are you ready to relive the murders of everything you love? You are? Well then you’re ready to give a long, hard listen to our somewhat spoiler-free discussion of 2015’s killer camp homage flick “The Final Girls!” What started as a short episode (due to the aforementioned lack of spoilers) took more turns into strange territory than a couple of horny counselors looking to bump uglies. Leave your smartphone at home, so as to not confuse the 80s characters, cuz we’re heading to Camp Bloodbath on this episode of Horror Movie Night!

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After a 4 month hiatus Saint Mort Show has returned in a new once a month format.

This month Matt sits down with Sean Esl (aka Bossbattle) as he talks about his time traveling in Indonesia and becoming part of the noise community. He also explains the concept of Noise-Bombing to Matt and shares an instrument he built.

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Scream Factory is easily my favorite DVD/Blu-Ray distributor out there. They put out these top-quality Collector’s Editions of incredible films from the past and present. Sometimes they’re releasing films we’ve all heard of and other times it’s forgotten hidden gems. 

There are plenty of other companies that do this, but Scream Factory’s releases tend to have this extra special care put into them. I frequently purchase films from them, as well as get movies in the mail to review for this site.

I’ve compiled this little list of the Top 10 releases that Scream Factory brought us in 2015. All 10 of this are must haves in a horror buff’s collection.

#10 – Vampire’s Kiss/High Spirits

Vampire’s Kiss is pretty infamous for being a Nicholas Cage movie with Cage at his Cageiest (and trust me … it is), but it’s also a pretty decent movie. It plays out almost like a vampire version of American Psycho, where you can’t tell if this man is undead or just bored. However that is not the reason why I love this set, it’s actually because of the 2nd film, High Spirits. I had never heard of this haunted house/family film before and it was a real treat. Just a funny, sweet, and charming little forgotten flick.

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#9 – New Year’s Evil

In the 80’s pursuit to make a slasher film out of every holiday there had to be at least one inspired by New Year’s. The film is a weird one; it’s not particularly good, and the kills aren’t anything to write home about, but yet I love it anyway. What the movie lacks in quality kills it more than makes up in an absurd premise, a killer soundtrack and a pretty bad-ass slasher mask.

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#8 – Troll/Troll 2

As far as a great buy you will watch over and over again… this Troll double feature is a must have. Not only does it include both of the Troll films (including the infamously terrible sequel) but it comes with the amazing documentary Best Worst Movie.

We give a lot of attention to house truly insane the sequel is, but I think we over-look how equally bat-shit the original is. Take some time to revisit both (as well as one of the best documentaries about filmmaking).

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#7 – The Sentinel

Scream Factory isn’t all about the shlock. The Sentinel is a 70’s masterpiece filled with good gore, a creepy premise, some fantastic make-up and an amazing performance from Burgess Meredith. It’s everything that made these atmospheric haunted house films from the 70’s so beautiful. This low-budget and tragically forgotten gem feels like a mix between Rosemary’s Baby and The Beyond. Few films on the rest of this list come more genuinely recommended than this one.

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#6 – Cellar Dweller/Catacombs

Catacombs is a pretty decent movie and I know plenty of people who considered it the better of these two films, but I will always be thankful to Scream Factory for putting Cellar Dweller into my life. The whole movie is pretty great but the first 10 minutes featuring Jeffery Combs and a killer monster from a cartoon he drew is just good fun.

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#5 – Mad Max

Hot on the heels of the sleeper hit that was Fury Road, Scream Factory was able to release and amazing Mad Max Blu-Ray. The original Mad Max is the slowest and least bonkers of the franchise. I didn’t like it when I first saw it… but Scream Factory’s beautiful transfer returns the film to the legendary status of it’s sequels.

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#4 – Carrie/The Rage Carrie 2

Be warned… this is not the original Carrie film. It is a combination of a made-for-TV movie that is … interesting but not very good and the criminally underrated The Rage: Carrie II. I Put off seeing this sequel for years until Scream Factory forced my hand by sending me a copy to review. It is probably one of my favorite movies I discovered this year. It’s super 90’s and left me feeling nostalgia towards a film I’d never even seen. The deaths at the end are brutal and fun and the performances range from good to great. It’s never going to be better than the original but I don’t think it was ever trying to be.

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#3 – The People Under the Stairs

Beyond all reason, this is my favorite Wes Craven movie. You can have your Freddy, you can watch The Last House on the Left, you can have Ghost-face and the clan from The Hills Have Eyes, I’ll keep my crazy rich people in S&M gear. I rented this movie as a kid because I thought it was a completely different film (It wasn’t until years later I found out the movie I was looking for was the borderline unwatchable Saturday the 14th Strikes Back) and was so confused by it. However I couldn’t stop watching it. When I heard that Scream Factory was putting it out on Blu-Ray I knew I had to own it. They didn’t disappoint in any way shape of form. This is a top quality Blu-Ray of one of the most bizarre films ever unleashed on society.

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#2 – Blood & Lace

When I requested Scream Factory send me a review copy of this movie it was because I mistakenly thought it was Blood & Black Lace. I was moderately disappointed when I realized I had been mistaken, but immediately the disappointment washed away when I watched the movie. What impresses me the most about this movie is that it’s so unknown. It’s a slasher film from 1971 that has the “Killer POV” shot a good 3 years before Black Christmas and 7 years before Halloween made the shot a famous troupe. The film is far from perfect but it’s fun and contains one of the craziest endings in slasher history (up there with Pieces).

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#1 – Class of 1984

Adam from Horror Movie Night loves this movie. One of my earliest memories of him was him getting me to watch this movie and being disappointed I didn’t adore it. I enjoyed it, I just… didn’t love it. Than I saw that Scream Factory had released it on Blu-Ray and decided to buy it and give it a second chance… I’m glad I did. This film is full of colors, 80’s punks, over the top violence, and pure insanity. It’s exploitation at its finest.

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It looks like 2016 is going to be another great year for Scream Factory we can look forward to releases like a double feature of The Curse and The Curse 2, Disturbing Behavior, Cherry Falls, Death Becomes Her, Manhunter, Texas Chainsaw Massacre II & Return of the Living Dead (just to name a few). If I can offer some requests I’d love to one day see My Best Friend is a Vampire, Alligator & Alligator II: The Mutation, Mom and Dad Save the World and The Brian all eventually get the loving Scream Factory treatment.

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I’m not known for seeing movies in theaters, and more often than not I end up seeing the films years (sometimes decades) after they’ve been released. Because of this I struggle to make “best of” lists. Instead of telling you about the top 10 movies of 2015 for Matt “Saint Mort” Kelly (which honestly most likely will contain 85% of the same films everyone else has in their list) I decided to discuss the Top 10 Movies I Discovered in 2015

10) Miami Connection  (1987)

I wish I could explain anything about Miami Connection. It’s a confusing Kung-Fu Musical Comedy? That question mark is intentional. I’ve never been more confused by a movie. I remember I watched this with friends, I remember I loved every second of it but I struggle to be able to find a way to explain the plot in any way, shape or form. Just trust me… it’s incredible.

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9) Paul Williams Still Alive (2011)

Paul Williams is probably one of your favorite songwriters and more likely than not you have no clue who he is. While this isn’t as great at the music documentary “Who is Harry Nilsson (And why is everybody talkin about him)” it is another fantastic look at an incredibly underrated singer/songwriter. A few years ago when I first saw Who is Harry Nilsson I became a massive Nilsson fan and started buying all his albums. Paul Williams was the Harry Nilsson of 2015 for me. I already liked a bunch of his songs (he even wrote Rainbow Connection my favorite song of all time) but this doc introduced me deeper into his discography. The film dabs in obsessive fan-fiction obsessionism but at the end of the day it’s about a man who choose the simple life instead of continuing to be a celebrity.

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8) Commando (1985)

How the hell did I take 30 years to see Commando? This movie is what dumb action films were all about. It’s a fast-paced, fun and frantic action film packed with over the top violence and shitty one liners. Chances are I’m the last person on Earth to have seen this so I’m not going to waste too much time going any deeper than this.

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7) The Final Girls (2015)

This is one of the few films released this year that I saw this year. It is a mega-meta horror film about a group of friends who get trapped in a shitty Friday the 13th knock-off film. It’s up to them to use their knowledge of slasher films to survive. While it’s not the love letter that Scream was, the movie is still hyper-self aware of the horror but also has the Wet Hot American Summer comedic touch. It’s not a perfect horror comedy, but it’s a very good horror comedy.

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6) Saturday Night Fever (1977)

Every once and a while you watch a movie because you feel like you’re supposed to. Usually you go into the movie with low expectations and they absolutely blow you away. A few years ago Fame was that movie for me… this year it was Saturday Night Fever. I saw the film was available on Netflix and decided what the hell. I was blown away by not just the story but how amazingly cinematic it was. There were definitely downsides to this movie. The rape element of the story isn’t very necessary but beyond that it’s a great film.

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5) Crimewave (1985)

I feel like of all the films on this list this might be the least well known of them, which is ridiculous. This is a film written by the Coen Brothers and directed by a post-Evil Dead pre-Evil Dead 2 Sam Raimi. It was one of the most unique and bizarre films I’ve ever seen. There aren’t words to properly summarize the plot-line. At it’s core… it’s a crime film but it plays like a Marx Brothers comedy mixed with live action cartoon. One of my all-time favorite movies is Freaked. I have no doubt in my mind that Alex Winter and Tom Stern were aiming to make their own Crimewave with their infamous 1993 comedy.

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4) Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Every Thursday I host Weird Ass Movie Night at my house. It’s an event where a group of friends get together to watch a film together. Usually the movie comes from my horrible selection (I don’t have the moniker “Proprietor of all that is shit” for nothing) but every so often one of the movie night attendees steps up with a film. Hard Ticket to Hawaii came from my friend Cloar. I had heard legend of this movie, Paste Magazine named it the #1 “so bad it’s good” movie … they did not oversell that title. This film is bonkers. It follows a gang of female secret agents trying to find snakes injected with AIDS to stop them from infecting Hawaii… or something. There’s a ton of nudity, there’s ridiculous death scenes (including two internet famous scenes involving skateboarding with a blow-up doll & a razorblade frisbee) and there were at least two moments in the film where my entire basement gave the film a standing ovation. Buy this movie, call up some friends and have a great time.

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3) Found (2012)

I first heard of Found through the Killer POV podcast, the premise grabbed my attention so I checked it out as soon as it was available on Netflix. I loved this movie. It left me feeling unsettled, which isn’t something many horror movies have done. It’s not the best film in history by a long shot. The acting is bad and the story goes a little long… but at the end of the day it’s a great concept that ends on one of the most unsettling final shots I’ve ever seen.

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2) Electric Boogaloo: The Wild Untold Story of Cannon Films (2014)

I love documentaries about film. I fucking LOVE them. I’ve watched the 4 hour “Never Sleep Again” more times than I can count. I love weird “Behind the scenes” stories. That’s what Electric Boogaloo is… 90+ minutes of weird “Behind the Scenes” stories. Depending on your taste in cinema Cannon gave you some of your favorite … or your least favorite movies of all time. Ever want to find out how the hell movies like Superman IV, Lifeforce and Masters of the Universe were made? This film will answer it all (but quick spoiler alert … cocaine).

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1) Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

Not only was Phantom of the Paradise my favorite film I discovered in 2015… it was also the film I watched the most this year. I made so many people watch this movie, it’s not even funny. I love this film, I quote this film, I listen to this films soundtrack on the reg. Phantom of the Paradise is a demented 70’s musical from Brian De Palma. It tells a rock-n-roll version of the Phantom of the Opera while mixing in elements of Faust and Portrait of Dorian Grey. It stars Paul Williams and features original music by him. It features a character named Beef who is legitamitely the greatest character in film history. That’s all I’m gonna give you. If you’ve seen it… you’re part of the legion of fans… if you haven’t it’s time you join our weird cult of Phantom fans!

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On this special (in the worst possible way) episode of Horror Movie Night, we give in to Matt’s pleading and discuss Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Master! We collectively worry that Micky Rooney’s blood sugar level was way too low throughout the filming of this movie, and mourn for Clint Howard’s unintentionally auspicious acting career. It’s Christmastime, spend it with the father of your bastard child (who moonlights as a mall Santa) and fight off the terrifying trinkets surrounding your bed, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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We hope your god pukes guns and your beef jerky mankini is all shined up, because it’s time to discuss the absolute insanity of ZARDOZ! The guys have mixed feelings about Sean Connery’s boner powers and the questionable decisions made by everyone involved in this production, and need to work through a couple things. Join us in the Vortex for another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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What better way to spend the weekend with your bandmates/b-fries than ruining a condo and being pursued by a guy with the most wildly impractical murder weapon imaginable? This week, the guys break open the junk food and cheap champagne to discuss 1987’s tongue-in-cheek slasher Slumber Party Massacre II! It’s a toe-tapper, just make sure you’re wearing shoes, because that carpet is just filthy… It’s Horror Movie Night!

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Dust off your parka and grow out your handlebar mustache, the guys are taking you on a one-way trip to Canadia for this week’s discussion – Kevin Smith’s Tusk! If you squint real hard, you might be able to see Russia, but you’ll never find any value in this film. Our guest Kannon tries to change our minds and we try to change his… Who will triumph and who will be die of human/walrus stab wounds? Find out on this week’s Horror Movie Night!

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Leave your logic at the door and don’t forget to wipe your feet, cuz this week we’re discussing Spookies! From the worst birthday surprises to farting muck men, there was a lot of WTF to cover, but Matt kept Scott and Adam from wandering too far into the spookiest house of horrors 1986 cinema could muster. Grab the Beano, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Let’s travel back to the gilded age of big hair, clock radio bombs and world-class pillow talk… no, not the 1980s, just the time we talked about 1980s killer pet flick ALLIGATOR! We’ve referenced this discussion enough that it finally warrants its own retroactive episode. Matt’s love of this movie (and fear of dressing up as a pirate to pool parties) is infectious and his lines are smooth. Give it up on your childhood bed for this retroactive episode of Horror Movie Night!

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