Are you ready to relive the murders of everything you love? You are? Well then you’re ready to give a long, hard listen to our somewhat spoiler-free discussion of 2015’s killer camp homage flick “The Final Girls!” What started as a short episode (due to the aforementioned lack of spoilers) took more turns into strange territory than a couple of horny counselors looking to bump uglies. Leave your smartphone at home, so as to not confuse the 80s characters, cuz we’re heading to Camp Bloodbath on this episode of Horror Movie Night!

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After a 4 month hiatus Saint Mort Show has returned in a new once a month format.

This month Matt sits down with Sean Esl (aka Bossbattle) as he talks about his time traveling in Indonesia and becoming part of the noise community. He also explains the concept of Noise-Bombing to Matt and shares an instrument he built.

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Scream Factory is easily my favorite DVD/Blu-Ray distributor out there. They put out these top-quality Collector’s Editions of incredible films from the past and present. Sometimes they’re releasing films we’ve all heard of and other times it’s forgotten hidden gems. 

There are plenty of other companies that do this, but Scream Factory’s releases tend to have this extra special care put into them. I frequently purchase films from them, as well as get movies in the mail to review for this site.

I’ve compiled this little list of the Top 10 releases that Scream Factory brought us in 2015. All 10 of this are must haves in a horror buff’s collection.

#10 – Vampire’s Kiss/High Spirits

Vampire’s Kiss is pretty infamous for being a Nicholas Cage movie with Cage at his Cageiest (and trust me … it is), but it’s also a pretty decent movie. It plays out almost like a vampire version of American Psycho, where you can’t tell if this man is undead or just bored. However that is not the reason why I love this set, it’s actually because of the 2nd film, High Spirits. I had never heard of this haunted house/family film before and it was a real treat. Just a funny, sweet, and charming little forgotten flick.

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#9 – New Year’s Evil

In the 80’s pursuit to make a slasher film out of every holiday there had to be at least one inspired by New Year’s. The film is a weird one; it’s not particularly good, and the kills aren’t anything to write home about, but yet I love it anyway. What the movie lacks in quality kills it more than makes up in an absurd premise, a killer soundtrack and a pretty bad-ass slasher mask.

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#8 – Troll/Troll 2

As far as a great buy you will watch over and over again… this Troll double feature is a must have. Not only does it include both of the Troll films (including the infamously terrible sequel) but it comes with the amazing documentary Best Worst Movie.

We give a lot of attention to house truly insane the sequel is, but I think we over-look how equally bat-shit the original is. Take some time to revisit both (as well as one of the best documentaries about filmmaking).

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#7 – The Sentinel

Scream Factory isn’t all about the shlock. The Sentinel is a 70’s masterpiece filled with good gore, a creepy premise, some fantastic make-up and an amazing performance from Burgess Meredith. It’s everything that made these atmospheric haunted house films from the 70’s so beautiful. This low-budget and tragically forgotten gem feels like a mix between Rosemary’s Baby and The Beyond. Few films on the rest of this list come more genuinely recommended than this one.

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#6 – Cellar Dweller/Catacombs

Catacombs is a pretty decent movie and I know plenty of people who considered it the better of these two films, but I will always be thankful to Scream Factory for putting Cellar Dweller into my life. The whole movie is pretty great but the first 10 minutes featuring Jeffery Combs and a killer monster from a cartoon he drew is just good fun.

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#5 – Mad Max

Hot on the heels of the sleeper hit that was Fury Road, Scream Factory was able to release and amazing Mad Max Blu-Ray. The original Mad Max is the slowest and least bonkers of the franchise. I didn’t like it when I first saw it… but Scream Factory’s beautiful transfer returns the film to the legendary status of it’s sequels.

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#4 – Carrie/The Rage Carrie 2

Be warned… this is not the original Carrie film. It is a combination of a made-for-TV movie that is … interesting but not very good and the criminally underrated The Rage: Carrie II. I Put off seeing this sequel for years until Scream Factory forced my hand by sending me a copy to review. It is probably one of my favorite movies I discovered this year. It’s super 90’s and left me feeling nostalgia towards a film I’d never even seen. The deaths at the end are brutal and fun and the performances range from good to great. It’s never going to be better than the original but I don’t think it was ever trying to be.

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#3 – The People Under the Stairs

Beyond all reason, this is my favorite Wes Craven movie. You can have your Freddy, you can watch The Last House on the Left, you can have Ghost-face and the clan from The Hills Have Eyes, I’ll keep my crazy rich people in S&M gear. I rented this movie as a kid because I thought it was a completely different film (It wasn’t until years later I found out the movie I was looking for was the borderline unwatchable Saturday the 14th Strikes Back) and was so confused by it. However I couldn’t stop watching it. When I heard that Scream Factory was putting it out on Blu-Ray I knew I had to own it. They didn’t disappoint in any way shape of form. This is a top quality Blu-Ray of one of the most bizarre films ever unleashed on society.

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#2 – Blood & Lace

When I requested Scream Factory send me a review copy of this movie it was because I mistakenly thought it was Blood & Black Lace. I was moderately disappointed when I realized I had been mistaken, but immediately the disappointment washed away when I watched the movie. What impresses me the most about this movie is that it’s so unknown. It’s a slasher film from 1971 that has the “Killer POV” shot a good 3 years before Black Christmas and 7 years before Halloween made the shot a famous troupe. The film is far from perfect but it’s fun and contains one of the craziest endings in slasher history (up there with Pieces).

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#1 – Class of 1984

Adam from Horror Movie Night loves this movie. One of my earliest memories of him was him getting me to watch this movie and being disappointed I didn’t adore it. I enjoyed it, I just… didn’t love it. Than I saw that Scream Factory had released it on Blu-Ray and decided to buy it and give it a second chance… I’m glad I did. This film is full of colors, 80’s punks, over the top violence, and pure insanity. It’s exploitation at its finest.

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It looks like 2016 is going to be another great year for Scream Factory we can look forward to releases like a double feature of The Curse and The Curse 2, Disturbing Behavior, Cherry Falls, Death Becomes Her, Manhunter, Texas Chainsaw Massacre II & Return of the Living Dead (just to name a few). If I can offer some requests I’d love to one day see My Best Friend is a Vampire, Alligator & Alligator II: The Mutation, Mom and Dad Save the World and The Brian all eventually get the loving Scream Factory treatment.

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I’m not known for seeing movies in theaters, and more often than not I end up seeing the films years (sometimes decades) after they’ve been released. Because of this I struggle to make “best of” lists. Instead of telling you about the top 10 movies of 2015 for Matt “Saint Mort” Kelly (which honestly most likely will contain 85% of the same films everyone else has in their list) I decided to discuss the Top 10 Movies I Discovered in 2015

10) Miami Connection  (1987)

I wish I could explain anything about Miami Connection. It’s a confusing Kung-Fu Musical Comedy? That question mark is intentional. I’ve never been more confused by a movie. I remember I watched this with friends, I remember I loved every second of it but I struggle to be able to find a way to explain the plot in any way, shape or form. Just trust me… it’s incredible.

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9) Paul Williams Still Alive (2011)

Paul Williams is probably one of your favorite songwriters and more likely than not you have no clue who he is. While this isn’t as great at the music documentary “Who is Harry Nilsson (And why is everybody talkin about him)” it is another fantastic look at an incredibly underrated singer/songwriter. A few years ago when I first saw Who is Harry Nilsson I became a massive Nilsson fan and started buying all his albums. Paul Williams was the Harry Nilsson of 2015 for me. I already liked a bunch of his songs (he even wrote Rainbow Connection my favorite song of all time) but this doc introduced me deeper into his discography. The film dabs in obsessive fan-fiction obsessionism but at the end of the day it’s about a man who choose the simple life instead of continuing to be a celebrity.

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8) Commando (1985)

How the hell did I take 30 years to see Commando? This movie is what dumb action films were all about. It’s a fast-paced, fun and frantic action film packed with over the top violence and shitty one liners. Chances are I’m the last person on Earth to have seen this so I’m not going to waste too much time going any deeper than this.

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7) The Final Girls (2015)

This is one of the few films released this year that I saw this year. It is a mega-meta horror film about a group of friends who get trapped in a shitty Friday the 13th knock-off film. It’s up to them to use their knowledge of slasher films to survive. While it’s not the love letter that Scream was, the movie is still hyper-self aware of the horror but also has the Wet Hot American Summer comedic touch. It’s not a perfect horror comedy, but it’s a very good horror comedy.

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6) Saturday Night Fever (1977)

Every once and a while you watch a movie because you feel like you’re supposed to. Usually you go into the movie with low expectations and they absolutely blow you away. A few years ago Fame was that movie for me… this year it was Saturday Night Fever. I saw the film was available on Netflix and decided what the hell. I was blown away by not just the story but how amazingly cinematic it was. There were definitely downsides to this movie. The rape element of the story isn’t very necessary but beyond that it’s a great film.

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5) Crimewave (1985)

I feel like of all the films on this list this might be the least well known of them, which is ridiculous. This is a film written by the Coen Brothers and directed by a post-Evil Dead pre-Evil Dead 2 Sam Raimi. It was one of the most unique and bizarre films I’ve ever seen. There aren’t words to properly summarize the plot-line. At it’s core… it’s a crime film but it plays like a Marx Brothers comedy mixed with live action cartoon. One of my all-time favorite movies is Freaked. I have no doubt in my mind that Alex Winter and Tom Stern were aiming to make their own Crimewave with their infamous 1993 comedy.

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4) Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Every Thursday I host Weird Ass Movie Night at my house. It’s an event where a group of friends get together to watch a film together. Usually the movie comes from my horrible selection (I don’t have the moniker “Proprietor of all that is shit” for nothing) but every so often one of the movie night attendees steps up with a film. Hard Ticket to Hawaii came from my friend Cloar. I had heard legend of this movie, Paste Magazine named it the #1 “so bad it’s good” movie … they did not oversell that title. This film is bonkers. It follows a gang of female secret agents trying to find snakes injected with AIDS to stop them from infecting Hawaii… or something. There’s a ton of nudity, there’s ridiculous death scenes (including two internet famous scenes involving skateboarding with a blow-up doll & a razorblade frisbee) and there were at least two moments in the film where my entire basement gave the film a standing ovation. Buy this movie, call up some friends and have a great time.

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3) Found (2012)

I first heard of Found through the Killer POV podcast, the premise grabbed my attention so I checked it out as soon as it was available on Netflix. I loved this movie. It left me feeling unsettled, which isn’t something many horror movies have done. It’s not the best film in history by a long shot. The acting is bad and the story goes a little long… but at the end of the day it’s a great concept that ends on one of the most unsettling final shots I’ve ever seen.

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2) Electric Boogaloo: The Wild Untold Story of Cannon Films (2014)

I love documentaries about film. I fucking LOVE them. I’ve watched the 4 hour “Never Sleep Again” more times than I can count. I love weird “Behind the scenes” stories. That’s what Electric Boogaloo is… 90+ minutes of weird “Behind the Scenes” stories. Depending on your taste in cinema Cannon gave you some of your favorite … or your least favorite movies of all time. Ever want to find out how the hell movies like Superman IV, Lifeforce and Masters of the Universe were made? This film will answer it all (but quick spoiler alert … cocaine).

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1) Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

Not only was Phantom of the Paradise my favorite film I discovered in 2015… it was also the film I watched the most this year. I made so many people watch this movie, it’s not even funny. I love this film, I quote this film, I listen to this films soundtrack on the reg. Phantom of the Paradise is a demented 70’s musical from Brian De Palma. It tells a rock-n-roll version of the Phantom of the Opera while mixing in elements of Faust and Portrait of Dorian Grey. It stars Paul Williams and features original music by him. It features a character named Beef who is legitamitely the greatest character in film history. That’s all I’m gonna give you. If you’ve seen it… you’re part of the legion of fans… if you haven’t it’s time you join our weird cult of Phantom fans!

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On this special (in the worst possible way) episode of Horror Movie Night, we give in to Matt’s pleading and discuss Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Master! We collectively worry that Micky Rooney’s blood sugar level was way too low throughout the filming of this movie, and mourn for Clint Howard’s unintentionally auspicious acting career. It’s Christmastime, spend it with the father of your bastard child (who moonlights as a mall Santa) and fight off the terrifying trinkets surrounding your bed, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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We hope your god pukes guns and your beef jerky mankini is all shined up, because it’s time to discuss the absolute insanity of ZARDOZ! The guys have mixed feelings about Sean Connery’s boner powers and the questionable decisions made by everyone involved in this production, and need to work through a couple things. Join us in the Vortex for another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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What better way to spend the weekend with your bandmates/b-fries than ruining a condo and being pursued by a guy with the most wildly impractical murder weapon imaginable? This week, the guys break open the junk food and cheap champagne to discuss 1987’s tongue-in-cheek slasher Slumber Party Massacre II! It’s a toe-tapper, just make sure you’re wearing shoes, because that carpet is just filthy… It’s Horror Movie Night!

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Dust off your parka and grow out your handlebar mustache, the guys are taking you on a one-way trip to Canadia for this week’s discussion – Kevin Smith’s Tusk! If you squint real hard, you might be able to see Russia, but you’ll never find any value in this film. Our guest Kannon tries to change our minds and we try to change his… Who will triumph and who will be die of human/walrus stab wounds? Find out on this week’s Horror Movie Night!

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Leave your logic at the door and don’t forget to wipe your feet, cuz this week we’re discussing Spookies! From the worst birthday surprises to farting muck men, there was a lot of WTF to cover, but Matt kept Scott and Adam from wandering too far into the spookiest house of horrors 1986 cinema could muster. Grab the Beano, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Let’s travel back to the gilded age of big hair, clock radio bombs and world-class pillow talk… no, not the 1980s, just the time we talked about 1980s killer pet flick ALLIGATOR! We’ve referenced this discussion enough that it finally warrants its own retroactive episode. Matt’s love of this movie (and fear of dressing up as a pirate to pool parties) is infectious and his lines are smooth. Give it up on your childhood bed for this retroactive episode of Horror Movie Night!

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This week, the guys made the mistake of rewatching Creepshow 2. Adam and Scott were severely underwhelmed with an adult viewing of The Raft, and let their guest Kannon know it, while Matt did his best to keep the discussion from derailing even more. Get out the costume adhesive and glue a latex scrotum to your chin, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Happy Halloween from the HMN crew! As a special surprise, Matt forced Scott and Adam to watch one of his favorite Halloween films, Spaced Invaders. We don’t want to spoil the fun, but Scott and Adam were less than pleased with this turn of events. Dust off your Martian bomber jacket and practice up on your best pop culture voice impressions, it’s time to blow this turd up!

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If you haven’t seen Poltergeist 3 yet, prepare to get carol anne’d. We took one for the team and discussed this steaming pile of carol anne, which led to much carol anneing by all parties involved. The in-camera effects were cool, but can they save this movie from an icy carol anne? Join us for another carol anne and find out on Horror Movie Night!

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Get ready to lay down your souls to the gods rock and roll, cuz this week the guys are discussing 1986’s Trick Or Treat!  Watch as the slightly-menacing heavy metal singer Sammi Curr unveils his plot to…do something from beyond the grave (we aren’t quite sure what, really). Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne make their respective appearances, and probably have spent the last 29 years regretting not taking the lead role of this masterpiece. Join us for another installment of Horror Movie Night – if you have ears, ya dildo!

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Don’t put your clothes back on yet, you have 7 more minutes of screen time in Tobe Hooper’s expensive flop Life Force! Adam and Scott lose their minds to the space vampires, while Matt pushes up his glasses and focuses on the facts. The robot from Rocky also makes an appearance, because why not? It’s Horror Movie Night!

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Grab the sunscreen and a couple barrels of Roundup, we’re heading to The Ruins! While none of the guys can find anything nice to say about the characters, they do make you feel good about watching plants eat people. Hope you have the tequila ready, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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The Sentinel is one of the better releases in Scream Factory history. This isn’t a diss to Scream Factory. I love the fact that because of them I owe schlocky gold like Motel Hell and Shocker. If not for Scream Factory my life wouldn’t have Phantom of the Paradise in it, that alone is enough reason for me to feel I owe my entire existence to the Scream Factory Gods.

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What I mean is that The Sentinel is art. It’s this little rarely talked about gem that should be looked at through the same lens as classics like Rosemary’s Baby and The Shining. Yet we never talk about it.

The Sentinel is a classic horror filled with beautiful cinematograhy, freaky practical effects, a great twist ending and fantastic acting. The final sequence is genuinely freaky and super effective.

The film follows Alison Parker who rents a brownstone house divided into apartments. While there weird things begin to occur with the various “neighbors”. It’s not long before she begins realizing something weird is occurring in the house.

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This little film has an impressive cast including Chris Sarandon, Burgess Meredith, Christopher Walken and Jeff Goldblum (just to name a few). The transfer from Scream Factory just makes the movie ever more beautiful.

If you’ve never seen the Sentinel there’s no better time than now. This Blu-Ray also contains two commentary tracks as well as an interview with assistant director Ralph S. Singleton. Pick up your copy today.

Well, I do dee-clay-uh! This week we are discussing the Bette Davis/Joan Crawford cult classic Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. Adam and Scott are surprisingly receptive to Matt’s choice of black and white suspense movies, so neither were tied up and incapacitated in their bedrooms after the podcast. Everyone’s pet birds made it out alive too, so we’re going to consider this episode of Horror Movie Night a success!

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Hopefully you’ve bathed recently, because this film is going to make you feel dirty. A while back, the boys discussed Red White & Blue with guest picker Aubrie, and for once, Scott wasn’t the bad cop! You’re going to need your revenge served up with a heaping dose of penicillin – it’s Horror Movie Night! 

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Better go into this one on an empty stomach, cuz this week’s discussion is Evil Dead 2013! One of us loses an eye, another loses an arm, and all of us lose our self-respect as we detox in the woods with Mia & company. If you ignore all warnings, including dead cats and scribbled alerts that reading the creepy book you found in the basement will turn all of your friends into fleshbags for murderous demons, you’ll fit right in on this week’s Horror Movie Night!

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California may currently be hosting the beloved Long Beach Comic-Con, but there’s a smaller convention happening in the Philadelphia area this weekend that I have the pleasure of attending. RetroCon is a blend of all the nostalgic bliss of a convention mixed in with a flea market attitude.

While walking around the convention floor today I talked horror with someone selling some amazing vintage horror titles, talked Lucha Underground with a man who was rocking an Aerostar mask, made slime with the Philadelphia Ghostbusters and checked out some amazing grassroots cosplay.

RetroCon does Cosplay beautifully. While roaming the floor taking pictures there were so many people that put my brain in “holy-shit nostalgia overload” these are just a few of my favorites.

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I also wanted to give a quick shout out to people who exhibited their home-made creations. Check out this homemade Bill & Ted Telephone booth and this functional SteamPunk R2 unit.

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Ever wonder if the pretty girls in high school were actually evil? Well, grab your favorite Jell-O (lime), put on your favorite record (Low Shoulder) and shine up your favorite utility knife, cuz the boys are discussing Jennifer’s Body and have the answer! Scott finds himself eating lunch alone again, Adam wants to give Diablo Cody a swirly, and Matt’s just here for the soundtrack. Sing along to some omnipresent radio rock and hold a candlelight vigil – we’re back for another Horror Movie Night!

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Close your mouth and open your ears, cuz this week’s discussion is Night of the Creeps! Our guest Don waxes poetic about houseboats and his future robot upgrades, while Adam realizes he has handicap blindness. Zombified douchbags in tuxes, reanimated axe murderers, and the cop from Dr. Giggles make an appearance, so leave your human brains (they’re for a project) in the basement and join us for Horror Movie Night!

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This week, the gang delves into the backwater horrors of pit monsters, traditional inbreeding techniques, square-dancing and pottery. Listen in amazement to our guest Kanon’s insightful musings and hatred of incest babies! There’s also discussions of Old Testament angels and demons, mispronounced names and a lot of uncomfortable laughter. Ok, maybe it’s comfortable but don’t judge us. It’s another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The guys dive into the bizarre world of Monkey Shines, a movie filled with more quadriplegic sex, adorable monkeys and green brain serum than you can shake a dead bird at. Scott is infuriated that Matt and Adam weren’t head over heels for his “favorite George Romero film.”

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Once again I am joined by Geekscape Games co-hosts (and wrestling fans) Juan and Josh as we breakdown not one but TWO pay-per-views happening this weekend. First we talk NXT Takeover Brooklyn and then the 2nd biggest WWE Pay-Per-View of the year… Wrestlemania.

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In our second Retroactive Bonus Episode, we take you back to the magical night that Matt and Scott hung out in person and called Adam to discuss leech vomit, puppet powers, Toulon’s terrible anniversary gifts, and sexy Nazis… That’s right, we discussed 1991’s Full Moon release Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge! Listen for the origin of most of our current in-jokes, details on Matt’s kill room, and what Scott’s wife sees every time he watches HMN picks.

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This week’s discussion is Odd Thomas, which brings us to ponder second-rate horror novelists, nu-metal tattoos and ghost sex. Matt has never hated a pick this much, while Adam and Scott just like to overtalk each other. There are more tangents than Bodachs in Odd’s town, so get your ice cream ready for another installment of Horror Movie Night!

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Back in the late 1990’s, when a young Matt Kelly was first discovering his love of horror movies as well the resourcefulness of the internet, he began a quest to find a movie he saw as a child. The movie I was searching for involved a kid moving into a house and the only details I remember were (1) smoke coming out of the vents (2) a couch ate someone (3) a kid getting trapped in a basement.

Now it turns out this movie was Saturday the 14th Strikes Back which wasn’t a good movie… but I didn’t find that out for many years. The first movie someone suggested it might be was People Under the Stairs. Now if you’re familiar with this movie you know that only 1 of those 3 things actually happened. So this was also my first lesson in the unreliablity of the internet.

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I could not figure out what to make of this movie. I didn’t like it but yet… I couldn’t stop thinking about it. Was it a comedy? Was it a horror? Few films made me feel the way that People Under the Stairs made me feel. I watched it repeatedly.

As the years went by my love for this movie grew and grew. I was obsessed with its quirks. I’ve met a small handful of people who adore this movie with the same origin story as myself, but most hate it.

Rewatching this movie in its beautiful Scream Factory transfer just further reminded me of how much I love this movie. It’s a creepy flick with a wicked sense of humor. As far as Wes Craven’s “lesser” films I think this one is his hidden masterpiece.

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Scream Factory really did this Blu-Ray right. Beyond its great transfer they have finally given us a commentary track so that you can hear Wes Craven explain this insane film to us, as well as a commentary from the cast.

There’s also lots of Behind-The-Scenes footage and interviews with everyone from the actors, the special effects team, the composer and the director of photography.

People Under the Stairs is available by Scream Factory today!

Come down to lake Havasu and crack a brew with us because this week we’re talking Piranha 3D. Wet T-Shirt contests, Trip McNeely’s penis, Eli Roth getting his face smashed in by a boat and Richard Dreyfuss reprising his role of Matt Hooper are just SOME of the reasons to love this bat-shit crazy movie from 2010. Adam regrets picking this movie while Matt and Scott geek out over everything from Christopher Lloyd’s over acting and how hot Elizabeth Shue (and Ving Rhames) still is. 

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