I’m not a San Diego veteran, but I’m far from a rookie. This year was my 4th trip out west for Comic Con and by now I more or less know exactly what to expect with each trip. So Friday morning as I waited in the airport I prepared for a 10 day adventure in California.

This year was gonna feel different though. I’m not going to out anyone’s dirty laundry but in the past I’ve been a mopey heart-broken guy flying out to San Diego to be lifted up by his cooler friends. This year the roles were slightly reversed. I’ve begun finding inner piece (which will be a new article series soon, stay tuned) and everyone else was going through the worst year of their life. I felt a weird weight and responsibility to make everyone happy.

Also this would be the first year that I attended San Diego Comic Con as a “notable podcast host”. While Horror Movie Night is still not an infamous money making enterprise, it’s had a good year full of growing listenership and super invested fans. This year I shipped two boxes worth of shirts to California for the event. Maybe they might sell.

Maybe I don’t know what to expect at all.

When the plane landed Friday night it took approximately 2 hours to get from the airport to Jonathan’s house thanks to LA traffic and LAX being a strong contender for worst airport in America. After getting some tacos from Sharky’s we awaiting the arrival of Jonathan’s brother Paul and together we watched the Steven Seagal masterpiece THE BELLY OF THE BEAST

This is one of the worst action films that has ever been produced. I have to thank my friend and co-worker Greg Smith for even telling me about this movie (which we have lovingly called Kung Fu Sofa). We laughed for approximately 2 hours eating Las Vegas popcorn and then Paul left and I passed out.

Saturday morning Jonathan tricked me into participating in November Project. My yearly reminder that the gym isn’t working. The highlight was seeing my friend Heidi who I met last year. The downside was the crippling feeling of inadequacy but at least there was breakfast afterwards.

That afternoon we crossed off two of the three places I need to visit with every trip to LA. Amoeba records (where I spent too much money on DVDs and CDs I don’t actually need) and Cafe 101 (probably my favorite sit down eatery in Los Angeles). After taking it easy the second half of the day we went to the Nerf Herder concert where I was super into the opener, bored to tears by the co-headliner and in the front row singing my heart out during Nerf Herder. I also finally met long time Facebook friend, former Saint Mort Show guest and mega talented musician Allie Goertz. It was a great night.

Sunday started off with brunch. I met my friend Jennie for the first time. Many years ago she was my primary contact for podcast interviews. We had developed a friendship the last few years and it was exciting to finally met her face to face and hear about her life (she’s originally from London and moved here to make film). I definitely hope that we will see each other again in future years. The rest of the day was spent driving with my friend Heidi and getting to know more and more about her life. The night ended with me attending a Game of Thrones party. I’ve never seen an episode before. That show is confusing without context.

My last full day in LA was spent recording an episode of Geekscape with Jonathan. I don’t want to pat myself on the back but I believe it to be one of the best episodes in years. There’s an undeniable energy when the two of us are in a room together. I spent the rest of the day getting a tour of Downtown LA and little Tokyo with Josh Jackson of the Geekscape Games podcast.

The Night ended with a visit to Metldown Comics for the Pre-SDCC party before going to bed to prepare for the next days train ride to San Diego.

I’ll discuss that tomorrow.

As the host of the Horror Movie Night podcast I find it important to say that I’ve seen a lot of horror movies. As a long time fan of horror flicks there are few companies that make my insides tingle quite the way that Scream Factory does. I’ve been blessed to get to chat with Jeff from Scream Factory on multiple occasions (check out the most recent one here).

Tonight at the giant Shout/Scream Factory announcement panel we found out just a few movies coming out near the end of the year. Now keep in mind, this is hot off the heels of the Poughkeepsie Tapes announcement. Since Scream Factory’s acquisition of that particular title was so mind blowing to every horror fan in the world, it’s impossible for any announcement to surpass it. But they definitely still had some big surprises for us.

One last thing to mention is that Shout Factory Select will be releasing Mac & Me and Matinee on Blu-Ray. Both of these easily would have been right at home with Scream Factory but so long as we get lots of special features and maybe a Paul Rudd commentary on Mac & Me then I’m happy enough.

Alright let’s dive in:
Attack of the Puppet People – This is a weird announcement. I remember I saw this film once and it’s a fun dumb 50’s sci-fi horror movie. It’s nothing overly special but it’s got that old timey charm that I can’t resist. I’m definitely curious and invested in seeing this one again as it’s been over a decade since I’ve seen it.

Eye of the Cat – Not only is this the only film announced that I’ve never seen, I’ve never heard of it. It is from the writer of Psycho though so I’m a little interested. The fact that it’s never ever received a home video release makes it even more intriguing.

Darkman 2 and 3 – So this is one that I find to be a fun announcement but not anything I’m particularly stoked for. I recently rewatched the trilogy and while I find the original to be a complete masterpiece the sequels really lack the style and charm that Sam Raimi brought to the table. While I am not a fan of the films, I am curious what special features Scream Factory will include to draw me in.

American Gothic – At the panel this one got almost no response. This is infuriating. This is probably the announcement I was most excited about tonight. American Gothic is a genuinely early and bizarre (but memorable as hell) horror film from the late 80s/early 90s. This should be the top of your “to get” list.

Cyborg: Collector’s Edition – You hear that sound? That’s the sound of Jonathan London crapping himself at this news. The Jean Claude Van Damme classic is getting an elaborate collector’s edition release and the entire Geekscape family could not be more thrilled about it.

Misery: Collector’s Edition – If you were to create a list of the greatest Stephen King adaptations and you didn’t put Misery on your list… then your list is incorrect. As douchey as it feels to type that, it’s true. Misery is a masterpiece of film-making and one of the most faithful adaptations of King’s work. Despite all that (and some awards) the DVD release is bland and mostly featureless. It’s fantastic news that Scream Factory is gonna give us the release we have needed.

Drag Me to Hell: Collector’s Edition – When this film came out I heard so many people speaking poorly of it. I was blown away when I finally got to see it just how fun it was. The energy never let’s go and it’s arguably one of Raimi’s best. While it’s DVD release isn’t lacking in features; I have faith that Scream Factory will make this release a must by (much like Slither).

The Strangers: Collector’s Edition – The Strangers is one of the movies that scared the piss out of me. It’s a beautifully paced and understated film. I have no words for how excited I am to see what Scream Factory has up their sleeve for this release.

Silent Night Deadly Night: Collector’s Edition – The big final announcement, the christmas “classic”. Every DVD and Blu-Ray release has been … fairly tame. I’m ready for Scream Factory to blow us away. In my heart of hearts I hope this leads to release from the rest of the franchise. The infamous Part 2 is not particularly easy to find and Part 5 is an under appreciated masterpiece. This is going to be a big release and i Hope it’s as huge as it felt when it was announced.

“There’s no way they could do back-to-back Nazi zombie movie episodes….right?” WRONG. Get your surgical equipment and bullshit swastika armband back out, because the guys at HMN have another Nazi zombie flick to discuss this week, with a retroactive look back at 2013’s surprisingly not terrible Frankenstein’s Army. If you’re like us (well, Matt and Scott, at least), then you spent a good chunk of your prepubescent days splattering Hitler-loving monsters in the classic PC shooter Wolfenstein 3-D. This film is basically that, but with better graphics. You’re either going to enjoy it or be bored out of your skull, so no further explanation is necessary here. Someone get Ron Perlman on the phone and see if he wants to come bust some goose-stepping ghouls on this week’s (retroactive) episode of Horror Movie Night!

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It’s hard to imagine what the world of horror would look like without George Romero.

That’s not me being reflective on the sudden passing of Romero, it’s a fact.

Given the insane amount of mainstream stamina that zombie films have had since Night of the Living Dead started playing in double features across America it’s bizarre to think that without Romero the Zombie would have been a forgotten monster from the past like a Golem.

There are three distinct types of zombies in horror. There’s the pre-Romero Voodoo Zombie. There’s Romero’s zombie (which drew more inspiration from the vampires of I Am Legend than anything else). Finally there’s the 2000’s version of a Zombie (aka fast zombies).

If you’ve ever watched any “zombie” film before 1968 you are well aware that they are … for lack of a better phrase … boring as all hell. The Zombie is reduced from a creature of terror into a stiff, emotionless and slow moving singular creature controlled by the actual film villain. The zombie was nothing more than a mindless voodoo minion and it had no place in modern horror.

This all changed when a college film student out of Pittsburgh decided to make an unofficial adaptation of I Am Legend. Using the book as a starting point he began to build a new story around the concept of isolation and undead bodies coming to life. People love to focus on the fact that the world Zombie is rarely/never said in any of the Romero movies. That’s because at the time he created Night of the Living Dead, Zombie would not be an appropriate term based on everything we knew Zombies to be.

In a singular film Romero created a new creature, a new genre and with it a continuously profitable enterprise. The world got zombie fever and it never stopped.

However Romero was more than Zombies. In fact it’s a tragedy that (as I’m sure we all knew) in his recent death the focus would be on Zombies. It’s understandable. The original trilogy of Night, dawn and Day of the dead is arguably the best horror trilogy out there. Unfortunately the later part of his career was spent doing more zombie films that didn’t hold a candle to these films.

People forget about the other films that Romero brought into the world. While I’m not a fan of it, The Crazies is considered a classic and has many fans. It’s also one of the films that was remade recently and one of the few in which the remake greatly improved on the original source material. Romero made us question reality vs. myth with Martin.

Martin is one of Romero’s most critically praised films and while it certainly has a fan base, it is among the least discussed of his filmography. It tells the story of Martin, a self proclaimed vampire. Except he doesn’t have fangs, and sunlight merely bothers him. He frequently calls into a radio show explaining that there is no “Magic stuff” in vampirism. As the film continues we’re forced to question if Martin is a vampire or just a crazy person. Romero has stated it’s his personal favorite of his films and it truly is a masterpiece of low-budget horror. If you’re looking for something to watch in his honor today, I recommend this one.

It’s impossible not to focus on a few of the other iconic horror films that Romero had his hand in. He worked on films like 2000’s Bruiser, the killer monkey film (and Horror movie night favorite) Monkey Shines, his adaptation of Stephen King’s The Dark Half is among one of the absolutely best adaptations of King’s work. Every one of those films are worth your time but the crown jewel of his career, the film that is easy to forget he had anything to do with is 1982’s Creepshow.

Just as he did with zombies, Romero did something magical with Creepshow. He gave us an entirely new way to present an Anthology film. Before Creepshow many horror anthologies were a similar premise… a group of strangers listen to different tales and almost all of them either ended with it being a dream or that they were all dead the whole time. Most of these movies also had one truly iconic story and 2-3 forgettable stories. Creepshow was different.

Creepshow utilized Stephen King’s writings and a nostalgia for the 50’s EC comics (specifically Vault of Horror and Tales from the Crypt) to craft a live-action comic book. We were taken into the various dark and disturbing tales, none of them having any connection to each other. The stories were gory, funny and really really dark. It was a perfect combination that completely changed the way that we make anthology films.

If you don’t believe me watch Dead of Night, House that Dripped Blood and From a Whisper to a Scream … then watch Creepshow … then watch Tales from the Hood and Tales from the Darkside: The Movie and tell me if you don’t see the clear influence.

Romero was innovative, funny and from all the stories I’ve heard from friends who have met him … overwhelmingly kind. He will be missed but his legacy will live on forever.`

As announcements roll out of D23 there’s only one that’s worth caring about. It’s the announcement that Disney will be closing down the Great Movie Ride next month. This news has me more depressed than any celebrity death in the last decade.

Every time I went to Disney I would ride this 3-4 times. It is without a doubt my favorite ride. What’s weird is that it’s one of those rides that you either LOVE or you never even knew existed.

The Great Movie Ride was the primary attraction when Hollywood Studios (at the time MGM Studios) originally opened it’s doors. The Dark ride takes you through various infamous movie moments ranging from Singing in the Rain and Casablanca to more recent (at the time) films like Alien and Raiders of the Lost Ark. The ride ends with each car enter a giant movie theater and being presented with constant stream of the greatest moments of cinema over the last 100 years.

I recall my senior year riding it with dreams of California and a film career in my heart. As I was overcome with each movie quote and iconic shot I began to cry. I openly wept to myself. It was a reminder of what I wanted so badly. I fantasized about the day I would be on the ride and see/hear a moment from something I wrote.

Last year I rode it for (unknowingly) the last time and cried again. I am no longer pursing my filmmaking dream, but the ride reopened that desire. I remember looking at how beautifully it showed the power of iconic film and felt that desire to create reignite in my heart.

It’s depressing that it’s leaving. It actually hurts. For me a Disney trip won’t ever feel quite like Disney again without this ride that brought me so much joy and inspiration. If comments from fellow Disney geeks in my life and online are to be taken seriously, I’m not alone in this sadness. People are not happy at this news.

It’s doubtful we will be able to stop this from happening. August 13th the ride will close it’s doors for the last time. I won’t get to take one last ride on it in time. If you do have a chance in the next month, ride it one last time for me.

So long Great Movie Ride. Thank you for years of service and inspiration. Thank God people have filmed POVs of their rides and uploaded that to YouTube.

It’s the middle of the summer, so let’s cool off with a movie about partially-thawed Nazi zombies. You read that right, we actually at one time discussed Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead (2014) and dug it out of its frosty tomb for a retroactive episode. We don’t remember much about this conversation, or the movie for that matter, but rest assured, we had some stuff to complain about as always. Get ready to do it with a dead girl while enjoying the 2-packs-a-day stylings of Bonnie Tyler on this retroactive episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Sometimes you cheer for the amazing work done by graphic artists in the movies you watch, and sometimes you sit in disbelief realizing that a team of people got paid to mocap Kevin Bacon’s dong for an Invisible Man movie. If that doesn’t paint the picture, we’re discussing 2000’s pointless CGI fest, Hollow Man, and boy did we not have fun. This super rapey take on the classic mad scientist story has a bunch of supposedly smart people acting like idiots, talking like Dawson’s Creek characters, and screwing or bludgeoning anything with a heartbeat. Strap in and bite down on this, cuz frankly you can see right though us on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night.

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Maybe it’s because we’re 3 clueless dudes, but does covering up a murder lead to you not washing your hair for a year but still being totally cool with wearing crop tops and belly shirts? We don’t know, but these are the hard-hitting questions we aggressively drive towards in this week’s discussion of 1997’s beautiful-people-screaming-at-nothing-and-quipping-like-it’s-a-romcom Kevin Williamson slasher I Know What You Did Last Summer! The best part about this movie is that no matter how many times you watch it, the plot points and character motivations are so inscrutable and inane that your brain doesn’t retain much of anything, so the killer’s third act reveal is always fresh. Plus everyone is super attractive (except for the actual killer…OR IS IT). Grab your galoshes cuz this flick’s slicker than a bucket of lukewarm chum and we’re going to chug it on this week’s Horror Movie Night!

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We’re in the goddamn club aren’t we?? We’d hope so after 99 freaking episodes of this crap! That’s right, it’s EPISODE 100 and you know we had to go with one of our all-time favorites, 1987’s The Monster Squad. This film needs no further introduction, so smash a candy bar on the ground for a snack and strap in, it’s our 100th episode of Horror Movie Night!

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It’s episode 99 so it should surprise no one that we went with Sleepaway Camp 2, the delightful sequel to episode 50’s Sleepaway Camp – now with 100% less baseball montages! SAC2 is arguably less transphobic, less homophobic, and definitely way more boob-filled than its predecessor, but one thing remains the same…Kids these days are only trying to get someone to touch them where they pee. For this sin, all must die. Join us as we decide which grossly inventive kill is the best and wonder how every camper appears to be 25 on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Do you like zombie movies? Really? In 2017? Well, OK, but even you will probably be unable to find much of value in this week’s pick, the head shakingly odd direct-to-video messtorpiece The Video Dead from 1987. The guys do their best to explain the plot of a relatively plotless film, and ask questions like, “Why don’t the zombies actually eat anyone?” and “Are any of these people actors?” Get the dry ice and your grandparents’ vacuum tube TV set, because the HMN boys are going to reenact the one good scene from this film on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The late 90s were a simpler time for Americans; we were cool with most of the world and could spend entire summers backpacking across Europe trying to do EXTREEEEEME stunts with our douchey friends and chase foreign tail without fear of incriminating photos being posted on social media. Plus, you could dress like a homeless person and still have a chance at getting laid (thanks Seattle). Yes, the 90s were pretty swell, unless you’re Tom Everett Scott in 1997’s An American Werewolf in Paris. Or really most of the movies he starred in during this time period. But he did get to make out with Julie Delpy and Liv Tyler, so he had that going for him. In any case, we tackle another questionable werewolf flick this week and spent more time discussing its soundtrack and quoting Dead Man on Campus than anything else, but longtime listeners will be completely unsurprised by this. Check your bungie apparatus, because it’s time to get Eiffel Towered on Horror Movie Night!

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We joke a lot about coke-fueled 80s cinema, but we may have finally found the ultimate example of what a drug fever dream could lead to – 1985’s insane lycanthrope ‘n little people extravaganza, Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf! Between the shots of Christopher Lee smirking in a pair of awkward new wave sunglasses, on-top-of-the-clothes love scenes while the whole town smells sex in the air like creeps, werewolf threesomes, threats of forced werewolf oral and possibly pervy gargoyle staffs, Stiran struts around in as little pleather as humanly possible in what looks like reused heavy metal video shoots. This just scratches the surface of the depths this film sinks to, in the most ridiculous ways possible. We hope you like Devo, because the house band sure seems to on this episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Some days, life really gets you down. No one believes you’re a scientific genius, your coworkers laugh at you, you’re chased by the friendliest wild dog ever… All because your mom caught you using your telescope to watching the neighbor girl strip down erotically to 50s music when you were a child. What’s a guy to do?! Maybe inject himself with invisibility serum and molest his way through the remedial physics class at the local high school? Yeah, that sounds like a plan! If you haven’t guessed, we watched 1990’s The Invisible Maniac, and IT. WAS. AMAZING. If you’re not hyped for this episode, there’s no saving you, so you might as well choke on this subway sandwich here, cuz that’s how we roll (while invisible) on Horror Movie Night!

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We here at Horror Movie Night understand that our listeners are a diverse group, so what’s a little innocent neceophilia between friends? In honor of you delightful deviants, we’re talking about arguably the sexiest zombie flick ever – or at least from the 90s – Return of the Living Dead III from 1993! This pick harkens back to our recent commentary track for Bride of Re-Animator, as director Brian Yuzna wanted more screen time for the Bride and wrote this as a sort of spiritual successor. Thanks, Mr. Yuzna, we love ya! Hope you’re hungry again, because racist stereotypes and DIY body mods are on the menu for this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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As you may have gathered from our Jason Takes Manhattan episode, we did a live taping recently after Monster Mania 36; in the likelihood that you, dear listeners, weren’t able to make it to the live show, we were thoughtful/sadistic enough to tape the show, and this week’s episode is the second half of our set, in which we lovingly eviscerate 1991’s ironically-named “final” installment in the NOES franchise, Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare! The hits come faster and harder than Breckin Meyer doing bong rips, so get yourself a drink and fire up your Powerglove for another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Whoever said that gamer nerds would never live through a horror movie? We’re not sure either, but they were pretty spot with their predictions. This week, we are joined by the incredibly knowledgeable Liz Finnegan of The Escapist to discuss Frankie Muniz’s agent’s terrible decision-making skills and the unbelievable game mechanics In the 2005 video game ghost killer flick Stay Alive. Liz and Adam chew the pixelated fat over horror games while Matt and Scott try to keep up and not sound dumb. It’s time for a good old fashioned LAN party, so bring the Doritos and Mountain Dew for this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night! Oh, and the virgin blood for the ghost of Madam Bathory, how could we forget?

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It’s Friday night, you’re a high school football star, and you have a hot date with the pretty-but-takes-no-shit head cheerleader – what do you do?? Probably get eaten within the first 15 minutes by a mutated bacteria that was shot into space and has now crash-landed and gruesomely begun dissolving your friends one by one, that’s what… If you haven’t guessed, this week’s film is none other than the fantastic 1988 remake of The Blob! For once, your hosts are in agreement that this movie rules, and spend most of the episode excitedly fawning over the gross ways the blob digests half the town. If you have the stomach for it, meet us at the local diner, but beware the clogged kitchen sink (that’s totally not up to code and we hope they have an inspector come write them up once the blob-crystal cleanup is done but what if the inspector got killed in all of the commotion and now health violations will run rampant?) this week on Horror Movie Night!

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We here at Horror Movie Night believe in the sanctity of religion, so on this extra special Easter episode, we want to discuss the holy cycle of death and rebirth by watching a guy in a bunny suit get eaten crotch-first by monster hedgehogs and then crash through a church’s stained glass window as parishioners in their Easter best scream in terror. That’s right, we’re talking about Critters 2 from 1988! What better way to celebrate the end of Lenten fasting than by gorging yourself on humans and the occasional frozen hamburger pile as you and your bros combine to form a gigantic ball of fuzzy murder teeth? Maybe the topless shapeshifting bounty hunter that looks like a Playoy model and has a very phallic-looking laser gun (if you’re into that sort of thing). Rejoice, as Crites have risen on this holy day, or (Horror Movie) night, I guess?

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If there’s one thing the world of horror needs, it’s a movie where an undead killer stalks teenagers on a boat that can teleport from a closed lake to the open ocean. Really, there MUST be a market for that, right? To the people clambering for such a film, we bestow upon you this live discussion of Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989), taped at the Brickwall Tavern in Burlington, New Jersey – that’s close enough to NYC, right? Matt and Scott are joined by punk rock supervillain Johnny Neutrino, whose last name Matt battles the entire episode. If you missed the HMN crew at Monster Mania 36, here’s your chance to get in on that strangely bloodless teen-killing massacre of a weekend. You’re at a bar with friends and weirdos are on stage making somewhat inappropriate jokes, better make it a double for this week’s (live) episode of Horror Movie Night!

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A video was circulating of a man cosplaying as Powerline at Wondercon last week. I shared it on my Facebook wall which lead to a friend sending me the following video.

This reminded me of another video I saw of someone re-enacting the opening scene from A Goofy Movie. It made me realize that every time I met someone who liked Goofy Movie we’d both get excited and geek out that we both knew it existed.

Here’s the weird thing about it though… almost everyone I know has seen and loved this movie. I’ve noticed the same situation come up with the movie Heavyweights (which is also great). It seems that every person between the ages of 22 and 35 saw A Goofy Movie and thought that they were the only person to see it. As if we all collectively discovered a secret Disney film.

Maybe because we were ashamed to admit how much we loved Disney movies back then. Which is dumb of us because I don’t care who you are, part of you will always love Disney movies.

This past week I’ve been listening to Disney music in my car. It’s been a mixed bag of emotions. One of the weirder parts about being an overly sensitive and emotional person with anxiety and depression is your ability to smile, laugh and cry simultaneously.

On one hand Disney makes me smile. It makes me think of my vacations to DisneyWorld. The most recent one was in this past October with my family. It was one of the best vacations I ever had. I probably was to proud to say that to anyone in my family, but it really was. Just spending time with the people I loved the most, surrounded in a place filled with so much joy … it’s all the things vacations are made to be.

Disney trips are difficult. They’re long and more work than relaxing. But when you’re standing next to the greatest people in the world watching those fireworks over Cinderella’s Castle it’s impossible to not love the place, even for just a second.

The time prior to that was my senior class trip. It was just a few weeks before graduation and very few of my friends attended the trip. I ended up making friendships with classmates I never spoke to. They are now among my closest friends in the world. Another example of the power of Disney.


This is footage from my class memory tape edited by me

So why the sadness?

Because previous to these two trips… my Aunt Lisa had been with us on every trip to Disney. She loved Disney. When I was in college my aunt was diagnosed with cancer. She was given a year and she made it six. None of us said it on our family trip this October, but she was missed.

It’s not easy continuing to live life when someone who was a part of it is no longer in it. There is forever a part of you missing when that person is gone. This is why I find myself crying my way through singing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in my car on a Thursday. I probably watched Mary Poppins with my aunt more than any other movie.

It’s sad and it’s unfair. It’s always awful when someone is taken from us too soon. I was in 10th grade when my grandfather died. At the time, he was my best friend. How is that fair? How is it fair to expect a 16 year old kid to have to deal with not just his grandfather dying… but his best friend? It’s not fair that my grandmother had to bury her daughter. It’s not fair that my dad had to say goodbye to his only sibling. It’s not fair… but to quote one of the greatest movies ever made… ‘Life’s not fair princess, anyone who tells you otherwise is selling you something’.

When someone is ripped from your life it leaves a painful void and you can fill that void with one of two things. You can fill it with anger and sadness and bitterness. You can curse this world for being so cruel and so unfair. Or…

Or, you can live life harder than ever to make up for the life they can’t live.

That’s the option I prefer. So I went to Disney with my family. I rode the Haunted Mansion for her. I ate at Downtown Disney and saved her a seat in my mind. I walked around Animal Kingdom with her in my heart. When I screamed on Tower of Terror I screamed extra loud for her. When I’m singing along to Beauty and the Beast in my car, I’m singing it for her.

My family is already planning another trip to Disney. I can’t wait. I can’t wait to walk through Magic Kingdom’s gates, hear that music and feel her smiling with us. My Grandfather too and countless others that I carry in my heart every single day.

You ever watch a movie where someone’s hand is mutating into a crazy snake monster and just think to yourself, “dude shouldn’t have jacked it so much…”? No? Well this week you may find yourself thinking just that as we wrap ourselves around the sequel-in-name-only Curse 2: The Bite (1989). Screaming Mad George isn’t a guest on this episode, but Matt does his best impression of him and if you close your eyes and dip your hand in a bowl of room-temperature KY, it feels like he’s really there! Bring your weird Amish accent and terrible singing voice, we’ll be downing all the fly-beers we can stomach on this week’s Horror Movie Night!

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I avoid trailers at all costs. I’m always worried that the trailer will tell me the entire story, spoil some ending or reveal some other important detail. I made an exception today and watched the trailer for Stephen King’s IT… and it was everything I could have hoped.

Growing up in the 90’s there were random adult things that every kid just knew of. Before ever watching a Horror movie I somehow knew who Michael Myers, Freddy and Jason were. Without ever reading a book, I knew who Stephen King was and for some reason it feels like I always knew of the book IT and I have no clue why.

I remember the first time I ever watched the original TV series. My mom used to tape every made for TV mini-series on VHS tapes. I was home sick from school and was bored so I put the VHS tape into my VCR and was captivated. That summer I checked the book out of my local library… I don’t think I even finished the first chapter, the death of Georgie was so horrifying and so much more disturbing than the TV movie could have ever conveyed.

Last summer they announced plans for a theatrical adaptation so I kept following product rumors, looking at images online and getting more and more excited. I also decided to try to tackle the book again. In about two weeks I crushed all 1000+ pages.

If I said it was King’s best book I’d be a liar. The reality is that IT has really great parts and then it has other parts that can only be explained by cocaine (the 11 year old orgy comes to mind for example). When the book was good it was really good. The highlights of the book (as well as the mini-series) are the segments of the kids in the 50’s. If the rumors I’ve read are true this movie is only covering that portion of the book and then we will get the second half at a later date. Here’s hoping that’s accurate.

The scares in this trailer work a lot. The Picture segment, the cackling Georgie, Pennywise charging in the water. They’ve done a good job keeping Pennywise hidden in it as well. I have not been this excited to see a movie in a long time. If you’ve been living in a sewer … the trailer is below. Beep Beep.

We were talking every day for a while, and then she vanished. I’m familiar with this  — it’s happened multiple times in my life. Maybe she’s busy, maybe she’s found someone else, or maybe she’s just tired of me. There’s also the far more likely option that everything is fine and I’m just reading too far into it.

Being a hopeless romantic is tough, being a hopeless romantic with undiagnosed depression and anxiety is tougher. It’s far easier for me to believe that people are laughing behind my back than wishing me the best. Regardless what caused the silence over the last few weeks I’m angry at myself, because I allowed myself to be hopeful. Historically if I start to fall for someone, if I start to get hopeful that this might be the one that gives me a chance … I’ve practically guaranteed that they are never going to speak to me again.

I drove to work listening to the Carpenters. On a beautiful Friday morning I was being reminded that Rainy Days and Mondays always got Karen Carpenter down. This morning, Sunny Days and Fridays aren’t doing much better.

I vented to a friend, Carolyn, about my bad relationship luck. I painted an analogy for her. For me, romantically I’m picked last to play baseball. It’s infuriating to be honest. I could handle being dumped. I mean if I go up to bat and I swing with all my might but still strike out I can walk back to the bench at least knowing I tried my hardest.

My issue is that no one wants me on their team. They’ve never even seen me at bat yet. They just assume I’ll strike out I guess.

“It’s like the second they get to know me any desire to be with me disappears,” I vented.

That’s when Carolyn said something that really struck me. “I agree,” she said. “Once a girl gets to know you, she doesn’t want to date you anymore.”

At this moment I felt my heart beginning to sink. Sure, anxiety has made me feel that way, but I tend to vent with the hopes someone will verbally slam those negative thoughts out of my head and help stabilize me. But I read on, and Carolyn was about to make a lot of sense.

“If you were a puzzle piece,” she wrote, “you would be a very strangely shaped piece and girls would be the normal shape ones. You don’t fit with a lot of people”.

She then texted me visual aids.

“In a world of this…

… you are this”

“You might come across girls that you click with on the one side, but once they get to know you and see your other irregularities, the girls move on.”

Well fuck me? What the hell am I supposed to do? It made sense! I mean I could make a list of irregularities that would make any sensible girl run and hide. The fact that I write things like this publicly is a good example that would be reasonably high on the list. I alerted Carolyn that “I don’t think I have the ability to change my shape.”

That’s when Carolyn said the most beautiful thing. “You don’t have to change, you just have to
know that you’re a very special shape.”

I feel like if you’re reading this… you’re a special shape too most likely. When Mr. Rogers sang to his audience “You are special to me, you are the only one like you,” you felt like he was talking directly to you. You may have been in this same position. Watching a rom-com and identifying with the guy outside the window with a boombox. Sitting at a friend’s wedding with a slightest ping of jealousy. Listening to that song, that makes you think of that girl, and hoping she’s hearing the same song and thinking of you.

You may find yourself constantly feeling like there’s something wrong with you. You’d be right. But it’s not a bad thing. It just means you have to wait a little longer than the rest, but when you’re a special puzzle piece, you need a piece that fixes just right. It can’t be forced. I’ve had a habit of trying to force a round puzzle piece into the square space. It never worked out as a kid, yet I still at 30 blindly hope that it will.

The reality is if I’m patient, I won’t have to force anything. It just will be. I can just be for you too.

Lactose intolerant listeners, beware: this movie stinks more then your bedroom at night after drinking a whole milkshake… It’s been far too long since our favorite weirdo has graced us with his onscreen presence, so we struggled through Clint Howard’s “acting” in 1995’s The Ice Cream Man. There’s implied cannibalism, malpractice lawsuits everywhere, oh and Cool Chris from Punchline quoting the douchey older brother’s best lines! Seriously, Chris Fafalios is our guest, and we’re on our best behavior. Kinda. Get your oral fixation under control with a push pop or rocket pop and settle in for another creamy episode of Horror Movie Night!

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I’ve been spending a lot of nights alone lately. Why is that? I’ve been unexplainably sad. I’m afraid to reach out to my friends because I’m afraid I’d be a bother. Do not worry about me. I’ll be fine. I’ve been down this road a million times.

The problem with depression and anxiety is that it fills your head with thoughts that deep down you know aren’t true. You become concerned that you’re bothering your friends. When that happens, you feel like you only have two options: obsessively message them until you actually ARE bothering them, or shut yourself in.

Yesterday I randomly started watching videos of Mr. Rogers at work and sat crying quietly to myself for 20 minutes. What can I say… depression is a real bitch sometimes. After days like that, the only thing I can do is go home, put on pajamas, crawl into bed and watch one of my comfort movies.

You know how people have comfort foods? I think that’s a thing. I see people use the term all the time so it must be somewhat real right? In any case, I have comfort movies.

There are five of them. They are the movies that put me in a good head-space. They have very little credibility by film-standards but that doesn’t change the comforting nature they have.

When I was in Junior High/Freshmen year of High School, I felt alone a lot. This doesn’t mean I didn’t have friends (because I did) nor did it mean I was depressed all the time (although at times I certainly was),  I just felt alone.

Most of my life I have been single. I’m 31 years old and I’ve spent just barely a year in a relationship. This is not to say I’ve avoided relationships. In fact more than any other thing in this world, I want to fall madly in love. I blame it on movies. It makes sense that movies would also be the thing that calms me down when I feel like I’m never going to find someone.

The comfort movies for me all deal with love in one way or another. Most of them it’s a main plot point (one it’s just a subplot). I can recall multiple Saturdays between 1998 and 2002 where I was alone in my parents house. I would get hungry and order a cheese steak from the pizzeria behind my house (Tom’s), walk over to pick up the Cheesesteak and then watch Empire Records, The Wedding Singer or Can’t Hardly Wait until the fears subsided.

I can never truly pin down what it was I saw in these movies that made me calm but I definitely have my guesses. In The Wedding Singer you have Adam Sandler playing Robbie Hart. Robbie desperately wants to get married and has ever since his parents died. When his bride no-shows their wedding he falls into a depression and is only saved by Julia (Drew Barrymore). Julia is a sweet girl who has a shitty boyfriend. Julia believes in Robbie’s ability to succeed, she believes he’ll find love but also sees something in him that all the women in past didn’t. While others saw him as a dude wasting his life singing cover songs at weddings she saw a genuinely good hearted guy who loved people and music but was talented enough to make it as a songwriter.

Wedding Singer was also the movie that gave me one of my first genuine celebrity crushes in Drew Barrymore. I loved her in this movie so much. I wanted someone that would believe I would succeed in all my dreams.

Empire Records. Well, that gave me hope of a dream job. Not necessarily working at record store (although I always wanted to), but a job where I was with my friends. We’d have fun. We’d talk pop culture and music. I lucked out. I found my Empire Records twice in my life. That would make 14 year old Matt Kelly really happy actually.

I’ll come back to Can’t Hardly Wait shortly. That movie is far too important to my life to summarize in a few sentences in the middle of this.

In the Summertime it would get incredible hot in my house, but the basement managed to always be freezing cold. I would sleep in the basement most Summers on the couch. Those summers I would watch the same two movies over and over again. American Pie and Loser. Both star Jason Biggs. This means really nothing, just that I have probably watched Jason Biggs act more than his own family.

Both movies filled the same purpose as Wedding Singer in the hopeless romanticism but it ran deeper than that. In American Pie, I saw hope of a sex life in High School. I wanted to believe someone would go to Prom with me, that I would get invited to the big party after Prom, that I’d have that high school memory. Meanwhile Loser gave me hope that I’d fall in love in college. That I’d meet that quirky, punk-rawk girl of my dreams and live happily ever after. I could hardly wait for those days.

June 12, 1998 the movie Can’t Hardly Wait was released into theaters. It was the last day of 6th grade. My friend Adam and I went to the mall and he made plans to see a movie with his girlfriend at the time. We were 13. There was nowhere for me to go. I couldn’t just drive home. So I sat by myself a few seats away. Adam and his girlfriend made out. I was captivated by the movie that played out before my eyes.

I had no desire to see this movie but midway through the film I knew I was watching something special. I knew these characters. I’ve heard people a few years my senior say that about when they watched John Hughes movies. This was my Breakfast Club, this was my Pretty in Pink. I KNEW these characters, and I was undeniably Preston Myer.

I had the ability to fall in love with a total stranger. I was able to build the fantasy of a future. It’s one of the toughest things about being a writer. You see someone that you like and within a few minutes you have written your entire life together. Vacations, dates, long drives, dinners, holidays… all of it has been written inside of your head. Preston’s letter… I understood everything that it represented.

Practically a year later I shared my first kiss at an end of the year party at Adam’s house. It was with my friend Claudia. Much like me, Claudia lived life by her own rules; we did it in different ways, but it lead to us both being outcasts. Despite our many differences, we were still friends. We respected each other’s uniqueness.

At the party everyone was drinking but myself. A crowd of kids went into the shed to play a game of spin the bottle. Claudia and I, ever the outcasts, went swimming in the pool instead. We were talking when suddenly she kissed me. It was a random beautiful moment and then it was over. We never dated, we always remained friends, we just shared one beautiful and special moment together in a pool and then went on with our lives.

Last year Claudia died. It was sudden and unexpected. At first I was shocked by the news, so I drove to the local diner and had a cup of tea and just sat there. Suddenly years of memories and regrets for years of silence all flowed into me at once. I couldn’t stop crying. I paid for my tea and went home and I watched Can’t Hardly Wait.

That movie is like a high school reunion with fictional representations of people I know. Claudia was there, so was Adam and there was I with a love letter. I’m still carrying the love letter with me, every day of my life. I eagerly await the day I can give it to someone who will appreciate it.

Today I sat at work listening to a 90’s Pandora station when I heard the song Time Ago by Black Lab. There’s a chance you’ve never heard this song. When I saw the band name, however, I practically channeled Old Ben Kenobi as I thought, “Black Lab… now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time”.

People sometimes wonder why I love the 90’s so much. The answer is obviously nostalgia but it goes deeper than that. Nostalgia is definitely fun. It’s fun to reflect back on the past; but there’s a deeper level of nostalgia that I believe genuinely makes time travel possible… for just a millisecond.

Have you ever had that Time Travel moment? When you hear a song, smell a smell or have a thought and for a very brief second you are living in your memory. You can vividly see and feel it and just as quickly you’re back. Music always has the power for me.

As I sat at my desk with this obscure 90’s song playing through my headphones I was suddenly 12 in a bathing suit standing by my cousin’s pool ready to jump in. The song was playing on the stereo behind me and then as quickly as it happened I was back at my desk at work.

It’s what makes me love music so much. To paraphrase Empire Records, music is the glue to this world. Is there anything that holds a time-stamp in our minds better than a song at a crucial moment? Songs can be forever associated with a break-up, a death, a new relationship, a friendship or a road.

When I was in college I had a MP3 player that had very little space on it. I believe I could only fit an hour of music on it. I would listen to it driving to class and home. For whatever reason no matter what this song Les Wirth by the band TwoThirtyEight would come on just as I turned onto some back roads home. I’d go down a hill, over train tracks and then immediately needed to cut right for a sharp turn.

Almost a decade later, when I hear this song, I still can vividly remember that road, that hill, those train tracks and the sharp turn. That shouldn’t be too shocking though, I remember music queues in movies better than movie quotes sometimes.

I didn’t have a lot of friends growing up. I had an even harder time maintaining long lasting relationships with the friends I did have back then. While some kids would hang out with friends after school, I’d be watching movies or listening to music in my basement.

There was a time when I would listen to the Wedding Singer every day. I love that soundtrack still to this day. I didn’t have any specific crush at the time, but ever the hopeless romantic I would listen to songs like Every Little Thing She Does is Magic (the Police), Love My Way (Psychedelic Furs) or Hold Me Now (Thompson Twins) and fantasize about feeling that way towards someone.

In college I was in love with my friend Stacie. It was my freshmen year and the summer prior I had seen Garden State and like most 18 years olds in 2004 it had changed my life. I excitedly pre-ordered the DVD at Suncoast which arrived the day before winter break.

I had plans to hang out with Stacie during that first winter break. I was going to finally tell her how I felt about her. That’s when I found out she had a new boyfriend. I was crushed. I put Garden State into the DVD player and for two weeks it never left the player. It would just loop over and over and over. When I hear those songs (specifically Colin Hay’s I Just Don’t Think I’ll Ever Get Over You) I think of her and that terrible winter.

It’s not all bad memories though. There is still one song that can transport me back to a beautiful and peaceful memory as a child. Like most of the songs I mention here, it’s a bit obscure.

In 1986 The Care Bears II: The Next Generation was released. When it first aired on TV my aunt taped it for me and over the years it was one of my favorite VHS tapes. I recall many sleepovers at my Grandmother’s house watching that and Mary Martin’s Peter Pan. There was a bunny rabbit sleeping bag that I would bury myself in on the couch and watch those tapes.

Care Bears II ends with a song called Forever Young which is probably cheesy by literally every standard, but the song still has an effect on me. I was flying home after an unsuccessful stint living in L.A. with my iPod on shuffle. I was trapped in Chicago at the time due to snow-storms delaying my flights and it was looking like there was a chance I would miss Christmas with my family.

I sat on the floor, completely alone and scared. Forever Young came on and I felt warm suddenly. I felt myself wrapped in that bunny rabbit sleeping bag. I felt like everything would be okay. I closed my eyes and felt that warmth take over my body. The song ended. I opened my eyes. They were letting us board the plane. Everything was going to be okay.

That’s the magic of music. Beyond being a time-stamp for period in your life, it has the power to make you feel comfort when you feel your most alone. You may not ever be able to relive moments, but musics ability to unlock those memories is pretty damn close.

This St. Paddy’s, we’re taking a trip to the Emerald Isle to do battle with a pagan wrestling god in the form of a walking dick joke in Clive Barker’s second attempt at not getting screwed by a studio – 1986’s RAWHEAD REX! The plot is incoherent, the acting abysmal, and the rubber suited monster incredibly ineffectual, but that’s all right, because we have a screaming, insane priest chewing every goddamn scene and we’re going to take full advantage of the situation. Get ready for your 98 degree baptism, because we drank all the communal wine on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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I’ve been podcasting for nearly as long as I’ve known what podcasting was. In the mid-2000’s, I discovered podcasts through a brand new show (just 5 episodes deep) called Geekscape. I recall watching Jonathan and guest Scott Culver sitting on a couch talking movies and pop punk. At that moment, a voice inside myself began screaming “I want to do this”.

I created and took part in various podcasts to mixed success; Below the Radar Radio, BTR TV, The Saint Mort Show (in two different variations) and Reddit Horror Club. While making Reddit Horror Club, I felt my first ping of genuine success. People were listening and talking about what we were doing — it was while making this show that the idea of combining with Geekscape to create Horror Movie Night came to light.

This weekend, a year and a half after HMN’s birth, we ran our first ever convention booth (thanks in part to our amazing Patreon donators).

Thanks to Jonathan and the Geekscape booth at SDCC, I already had some solid convention experience under my belt. I knew what to expect, how to set up a booth and how to draw a crowd, so I went into the convention full of… CONfidence (yes I went there).

There were a lot of rough patches leading to our convention debut. Family issues lead to Adam having to bow out for the weekend, we had to find a power source in order to screen the DVD I had created of our best moments, and due to a bad address confusing a GPS Scott and his wife Meghan got lost and their 6.5 hour drive from Ohio to New Jersey became a 9 hour trip. Finally, only a little later than planned, I was able to hug my podcasting friend/cohost and finally meet his wife.

Friday was a short day (5pm-10pm). I wish there were some exciting things to call out on this first night but mostly Scott and I just talked to fans. At 10pm we  got to bed as quickly as we could for the busy Saturday that was ahead of us. The highlight of that night was seeing a con attendee with this awesome Phantasm ball. Looking at this fucking thing!

After what can only be called a questionably decent night’s sleep (Meghan and Scott on the couches in my dirty basement and me in my freezing bedroom), we woke up early for day two. We packed lunches, grabbed a quick breakfast, redesigned our booth and prepared for a very very long day.

Scott and I manned the booth all day. We tag-teamed talking to fans (old and new) and handled out business cards for the podcast. We also began distributing flyers for our live podcast event later that evening. We were baffled by the amount of people who, upon hearing we were discussing Jason Takes Manhattan, told us that it was their favorite Friday the 13th film.

We met some incredible cosplayers (Photos will be at the bottom of the article) that made us geek-out. We met a MASSIVE man doing a great Jason cosplay.  He “attacked” Scott and Meghan and actually slimed Scott’s shirt with all of his Jason goo. Some other cosplay highlights included children cosplaying as the killers from Motel Hell,  Blade from Puppet Master, an homage to one of the most iconic Friday The 13th deaths and the crown jewel of the weekend … someone cosplayed as Frankenhooker.

From 9am until 6pm we talked and shook hands and Scott sold albums of both of his musical projects (Survivor Girl and Consol Crash). At 6pm we jumped into my car and begin driving to Burlington, NJ to perform the first ever Horror Movie Night Live taping.

The live event was surreal. We entered Brickwall Tavern and immediately loved the venue. It was a former fire station transformed into a beautiful bar/dining hall/concert venue. It was the perfect place for our bizarre comedic podcast. We had originally wanted to do our live show at the convention itself but were declined. Since we refuse to take no for an answer, we found our own venue. I couldn’t be happier with the home of the first live taping.

Inside the building, I saw some of my best friends, some of my internet friends  (including the beloved ‘Scapist BigYanks), and new friends that we had made at the convention earlier that afternoon.

At 7:30, full of nerves and a surprisingly delicious chicken cutlet; I walked onto the stage. I introduced myself and Scott, and the recordings began.

For our first episode we were joined by punk rock supervillain Johnny Neutrino and his henchman/luchador bodyguard to discuss Jason Takes Manhattan. I scanned the room and saw faces smiling and laughing as well as some faces that were conversing with other faces at their tables not paying attention to us at all. At times it felt like a weird out of body experience. I was on stage talking, but mentally I could see myself on the stage. Suddenly, 45 minutes had passed and episode 1 was in the can.

We took a brief 10 minute break so I had time to thank Johnny for his contributions to the show, and we began to mentally prepare ourselves for the second taping.

We returned to the stage and began to discuss 1991’s Freddy’s Dead. We were joined by local comic Eddie Gallagher and hip-hop artist/horror host The Bone Pounder. At this point the nervousness had worn off for Scott and I, and we were in prime condition for discussing one of the more controversial movies among horror fans. Some people (myself) love this movie while others (the rest of the panel) despise it. The discussion was filled laughs, at least one uncomfortable gasp, and a loud applause as we wrapped things up. It was everything I could have dreamed.

The evening didn’t end with the podcast though. We decided to throw an unofficial “after-party” and booked two bands. My friends in Only On Weekends and Danger Club performed to the bar while crowds sang and danced to their sweet pop-punk sounds. It is even possible that I may have jumped on stage and joined Danger Club while they covered 3 Small Words from Josie and the Pussycats (secretly the greatest movie ever).

It was midnight when I began driving home. I drove quickly since I needed to return to the convention for the final day and thanks to outdated traditions was about to lose an hour of sleep.

Sunday was the slowest day at the convention. Scott and Meghan left to return to Ohio so I was joined by one of my best friends Stephanie. We sold a shirt or two and talked to a few more new fans (including a dude with a baller Spookies t-shirt).  Once we ran out of business cards around 4pm we began to pack my car and departed Monster Mania full of memories and plans for what the next year will hold for us.

All of my life I wanted to make a difference in some way. I wanted to make movies, not particularly because I had a knack for storytelling, but because I loved the feeling I got when a movie really connected with me. I wanted to create something that truly connected with other people in the same way, and I found that in podcasting.

When you’re at a convention like Monster Mania you are able to see that you are making that connection with people. Horror Movie Night in less than two years has become something I always loved… Geekscape, my own Geekscape. For years I wanted to be Geekscape. I wanted people to connect with me and laugh at my jokes the same way I did with Jonathan week after week. I was so obsessed with that goal that I continually created carbon copies of Geekscape, and walked in Jonathan’s footsteps hoping that people would feel the same connection. But I was being an imposter, and people can smell an imposter from a mile away.

Horror Movie Night was supposed to be the fun side project with my friends, and instead I created my own path. Horror Movie Night is a part of Geekscape, and we always will be. We love Jonathan and it’d have to be an irresistible offer for us to ever walk away from Jonathan and the team. But we have also managed to become our own entity that exists outside that bubble. We have a community of our own… a community within a community.

Conventions like Monster Mania are amazing places where community is just forged deeper. Perhaps that why I love them so much. Monster Mania is worth your time. Do not miss it next year, we certainly won’t.

Enjoy some of the excellent cosplaying that awaits you there.