E3 2012 has begun! In this episode, I give my thoughts on the Nintendo WiiU announcements from yesterday as well as my thoughts after attending Microsoft’s E3 press conference! Have they gone completely towards peripherals or are there actually any games coming out? PLUS! Why Batman doesn’t work!

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EA are about to send Isaac Clark through hell again. If you’re unfamiliar with the series… ‘Dead Space’ is a third person survival horror. The game puts the player in control of engineerIsaac Clark, who battles “Necromorphs”, monsters created from corpses and an alien virus. The game was followed up by ‘Dead Space 2’. Set three years after the events after the last games events… the game follow’s protagonist Isaac Clarke’s fight against a new Necromorph outbreak on the Sprawl, a space city above Saturn’s largest moon.

Well now it seems we are about to see it taken to a whole new level.

According to the Dead Space Twitter the following has been revealed:

– ‘Dead Space 3’ will feature Tau Volantis, an ice planet where Isaac must battle brutal, subzero conditions and deadly enemies

-Dead Space 3 will give you the option of playing drop-in drop-out co-op with a friend playing as merciless soldier John Carver

UPDATE: The teaser trailer has hit and here it is!

Capcom has just released their official new trailer for ‘Resident Evil 6’ from E3. This trailer is better than some movie trailers i’ve seen. All I can say after seeing this is… wow. We see plenty of new gameplay, exciting plot elements and new horrors to endure. Neo-Umbrella? Weskers son? Ada Wong? New B.O.W.’s? I’m sold.

Glad I pre-ordered the collectors edition.

‘Resident Evil 6’ returns to the horror October 2, 2012.

Courtesy of XBox we have your first look at  ‘Halo 4’ from E3.

The “Commissioning” Live-Action Trailer witness the unbridled optimism of the launch of the UNSC Infinity, then its crash as an ancient evil pulls it into a mysterious world where the Master Chief will begin an epic new Halo adventure.

Earlier today, Nintendo got the E3 hype rolling early with their streaming presentation of Iwata Asks, displaying new functions of the WiiU before their formal press conference in a few short days.

Through seeing the controller in motion, displays of the equipment and an incredibly cheesy skit that’s sure to make the rounds as part of the annual “embarassing E3 moments” that everyone eagerly awaits, Nintendo was able to show that the WiiU will be more than just a Wii with a tablet.

Features include:

The WiiU tablet, now known as the “WiiU Game Pad,” will have larger analog sticks that press down, can function as an independent TV remote and has a sensor that can read cards and figures for game play. I guess that explains the figures used in the Rayman Legends trailer. Can anyone say Skylanders?

Support for the Wii Remote, Nunchuck and Balance Board. So no more having to buy a whole new set of equipment!

A new remote called the WiiU Game Pad Pro will be released as a stand alone control for the supposed hardcore crowd. It looks like the Classic Control Pro except it’s wireless and functions independently. I’m wondering though, will old Classic Controllers work?

Out of all the announcements, the biggest one would be Nintendo’s new online strategy. Trust me, with their history, I would have never expected to say that Iwata and company might have the most expansive online component of any gaming console out there, but that was before they revealed the MiiVerse.

MiiVerse will connect through the Nintendo Network and support the WiiU, 3DS and all future Nintendo hardware. The home menu will show friends, Mii’s on your console and people who are playing recent games that you have played, where these groups can chat in real time about the game their currently engrossed in. The tablet can be used like PictoChat, Swapnot and Flipnote Studios to write and draw messages to these groups for easy communication. Game play can be suspended at any point to leave messages on a forum type environment to ask questions, leave tips and communicate with those playing the same games that you are. Eventually, gamers will even be able to chat through PC’s and all mobile devices, which is a great idea since it would be better to embrace smart phones rather than treat them as competitors. Even during game play, the Mario title displayed showed players from each stage commenting on their experience. Iwata assures us that they will keep away spoilers, but I’m not too sure on how they will be able to filter that.

But the most telling part was that the WiiU Game Pad will feature full video chat support. So yes, the company that made it impossible to play with friends online for nearly a decade will now allow video chat featuring creepy old men watching 20 somethings play with their action figures while asking if they’re their best friends. At least that’s what I took from the video skit, which was like an episode of the Big Bang Theory, except it was slightly entertaining.

Keeping up with the theme of sexual deviancy, the last feature showed was the ability to browse the web on both the tablet and the TV, much like the games displayed last year. If you want to share your web browsing experience with your friends, then why not? So once I have a WiiU and I decide I’m gonna sit back and watch some porn, when Jonathan inevitably pops into my head, I can say, “Hey! This is the kind of work Jonathan can enjoy!” And just like that, I can share my porn with the rest of the world. And even though the browser will display on both the TV and the tablet, you can cover the TV in case you don’t want people in your house to see what you’re doing. But being the innovators that they are, Nintendo is bringing fun to browsing by letting off festive music and confetti when the curtain is pulled off the TV. So when my wife walks in on me, it’ll be like a really fun surprise!

Head over to Nintendo.com to watch a replay of the stream. Hopefully that can hold you off until Tuesday when the formal press conference takes place. And trust me, after watching this edition of Iwata Asks, I can’t wait to feed zombies a bullet sandwich!

 

We’re trying something new in giving you back some news and reviews ON TOP of your regular Geekscape podcast with special guests! I talk Avengers box office, Battleship, Men In Black 3, Moonrise Kingdom, Ni No Kuni’s new trailer, trying to Streetpass in Mexico, Harley Quinn’s Revenge, Snow White and the Huntsman, Spoilers ruining movies, Astonishing X-Men 51 and a bit more! Man that’s a mouth full!

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The Pre-E3 hype machine is running on all cylinders as Lucasarts sent out this teaser image of their new, mature themed Star Wars game: Star Wars 1313

The game takes place on level 1313. A criminal haven deep underground on Coruscant. You take control of a new bounty hunter as you hunt down your contracts and are trying to  figure out a huge criminal conspiracy.

The emphasis in this Star Wars game is on gadgets, weapons and tactics and not force powers. Think Dark Forces or Shadow of The Empire.

“We’re excited to share one of the projects LucasArts has been hard at work developing,” said Paul Meegan, President, LucasArts.  “Star Wars 1313 dives into a part of the Star Wars mythos that we’ve always known existed, but never had a chance to visit. We are committed to bringing the best gameplay experience and visual fidelity to life and I truly believe the work we are showcasing at E3 will speak for itself.”

Be sure to check out the  Starwars 1313 official site for more details, and keep and eye out for it at E3.

My friend Paul Gordon who works in casting just sent me a note that they are looking for people who want to both attend E3 AND compete in a broadcast scavenger hunt using PS Vitas and your own smarts! Also, you and your friend have to live in Southern California!

The teams are teams of two so you’ll need a friend who is as quick on their feet as they are in the brain! And you’ll need a friend who wants a chance to win a PS Vita and a 3 day pass to E3!

Here’s the original casting call that Paul sent me. Good luck!

CALLING ALL GAMERS!!! Here is your chance to attend E3!!!

ICONIC CASTING is searching for GAMERS to compete at E3 in a scavenger hunt being televised online.

You and a partner will have to compete in an extreme scavenger hunt at E3 using only a PlayStation Vita and your wits. We are looking for teams of two; friends, siblings, couples, co-workers, ex’s, on-line buddies, etc, to compete in this one day challenge that will give you access to the most exclusive gaming event of the year, E3.

The winning team members will each win a PlayStation Vita and a three day pass to E3.

Getting into E3 is always invitation only, but this is your shot to gain access.

To tryout send the following to paulgordoncasting@gmail.com

-NAME
-AGE
-RELATIONSHIP TO YOUR PARTNER
-PHONE NUMBER OF YOU AND YOUR PARTNER
-PICTURE OF YOU AND YOUR PARTNER
-A PARAGRAPH ON WHY YOU & YOUR PARTNER SHOULD BE THE ONE’S WE PICK FOR THE SHOW

All applicants must be 18+
All applicants must live in the Southern California Region.

Day One

On Monday, the hearts of Xbox 360 owners everywhere became filled with overjoyment and a feeling of sucess as they stood by, watching the Final Fantasy XIII trailer play at this years Mircosoft Press Conferance. That was the good news..

While Microsoft’s E3 Press Conference went on, things began to stirr over at www.bungie.net. At 10:30 am (Pacific time), Bungie’s home page, a countdown was implanted.

The countdown was set to end at 7:07 am on Wednesday morning, July 16th. This began all rumors and speculation that Bungie would annouce their next title on the final day of E3 2008.

That was Day 1.

The Hype Machine

Rumors swirled as the hype machine took full swing. Bungie was set to make some kind of debut, and it was set to make it soon. This new Bungie ARG (Alternate Reality Game) was taking full effect on Bungie fans worldwide.

On Bungie’s site, things like the light-up map featured here, dropped subtle hints. The pupose of the map is to show the location of people who have singed onto Xbox Live to play Halo 3. Among the first of this hints was the unusal activity in East Africa.

For those of you who have played through Halo 2 & 3’s campaign, you’ll know that East Africa plays a vital role in the story, specifically, Zanzibar. With these lights lit up, some make it out to be the Superintendent logo.

Other hints include certain countries missing, bigger gaps between land masses, and unusual activity in the middle of the ocean.

As the climax approached, the Bungie forums were, and probably still are, a mess. All this ceased for a moment when at 7:00 pm, July 15, this message appeared on Bungie’s front page:

“Our Publisher is Microsoft.”

The Bungie forums went into an uproar, just like every Bungie fan’s heart. The dagger of betrayal cut into many, but it did not run deeper than those who worked hard to make this annoucement possible.

As time went by, posts by Luke Smith surfaced:

 

So as it appears, this is no hoax. Bungie has indeed been put on hold. The Teabag Prevention Team will keep you updated as ths goes along. You can also keep up with fellow forum members here.

Confirmation

At 3:13 am, an article regarding a new halo game was posted here. According to the article, there are now three Halo titles in the works: Halo Wars, Bungie’s Halo, and lets not forget Peter Jackson’s take on the franchise.

At 3:32 am, the Xbox forums joined the mess as “Thesomeone” confirmed that his is no joke:

“As I’m sure all of you know, in recent weeks Bungie has been getting ready to make a rather large announcement. There were countless rumors as to what it was, but no one can say for sure. Regardless, it’s apparent at this time that the announcement, scheduled for Wednesday morning, has been delayed with no new date given. There is abundant speculation that this is a joke or a way to increase hype, and the announcement will be coming, but those claims are untrue. The announcement has been delayed. It’s a huge bummer, but it’s the truth. Bungie’s community lead, Sketch, has confirmed this on the HBO forums, Luke Smith has confirmed it on NeoGAF, and other official sources attest to its legitimacy. Sorry guys.

I’m leaving this pinned for a short time until the speculation dies down. If you wish to discuss the Superintendent, which had a large role in the cancelled announcement, I suggest the dedicated discussion.”

The Morning After

Even though news of the cancelation spread far and wide, dedicated fans just had to wake up at 7 am to see if anything happened. Sure enough, nothing did. The only noticeable change appears to be where the countdown clock should be. Now, it’s rebooting.

You can find that page here.

Even though the cancelation is a reality, Microsoft has yet to cancel their announcement of a “New Xbox 360 Game” schedualed at 4 p.m. Could it be Bungie’s Halo game? Or Peter Jackson’s Halo title?

Bungie’s message has been up for some time now, yet they haven’t put their home page back up.

 

Calm Before the Storm

It appears that hype is building up over this 4 p.m. announcement. People on the Bungie forums are still filled with doubt over whether the letter is part of the plan. In a thread devoted to the theroy that the letter was a planned event, a Bungie Overlord said this:

Not exactly sure of what to make of this? Neither do I.

At approximately 10:45 a.m. Pacific time, the Bungie home page reappeared.

 

Auguest 7, 2008

Not sure what to make of this. More info when it becomes available.

 

Bungie’s Statement

“As upset and frustrated as we know folks are, we hope it’s at least a small comfort that our fans know we share their disappointment. A metric ton of man hours went into getting something ready to show and it’s disappointing to not be able to share it. But, the upside is that it’s all stuff you’ll still see further down the road.

As much as fans wanted to believe otherwise, this is in fact, the truth and not a cruel hoax or prank. E3 is winding down and there are no plans to make a surprise announcement later this week.

Top Questions we’ve received on this matter:

1. OMG! The announce was posted at 7! This is all part of the plan.

The news was broken to us shortly before 7 p.m. and we decided to keep with tradition to make a clean break.

2. Why leave the splash page up if it’s not happening?

We left the splash page up for the folks who didn’t see the message or were planning on tuning in the following morning before the news vanished into Bungie.net’s ether.

3. But Harold Ryan is only a TESTER this has to be fake!

Harold was a tester, but assumed the position of President a while ago. Crazy Wiki’s and their misinformation.

A couple of far lower priority side effects of us not making our announcement are that the Podcast we recorded and the E3: Livin’ the Dream mockumentary Sketch and I were filming have hit some snags. The Podcast will be filed away in the “archives” and will be anachronistically released at a later date. The video experience, E3: Livin’ the Dream, cannot be salvaged at this time.”

-Lukems (Luke Smith)

So, it appears that it’s all over.

 

A Last Minute Veto, For a Better Tomorrow

 

Thanks to our fellow ‘scapist, Shu, it was brought to my attention that Bungie’s announcement was pulled so that Microsoft could save it for a Bungie-dedicated event. Not a very smart way to do it. If only you could load the last saved checkpoint…

Read more about it here.

LA Times reports:

“Turns out that Bungie’s latest Halo project was originally part of the program for Microsoft’s press conference on Monday, but it was taken out of the lineup at the last minute. Don Mattrick, senior vice president of Microsoft’s Xbox games business, said the company decided to pull Halo …

… to help trim its E3 presentation to under 90 minutes, from 2 1/2 hours, to accommodate attention-challenged reporters. “We had an embarrassment of riches,” Mattrick said. “We felt we could do this game more justice with a more dedicated event.””

 

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