Analog Jones takes on another Sci-Fi channel movie with our Critters Attack! (2019) Movie Review.

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Quick Facts
Directed by: Bobby Miller
Written by: Scott Lobdell
Based on: Critters by Domonic Muir
Production Company: Blue Ribbon Content, Warner Bros. Television, New Line Cinema
Release Date: July 2019

Starring
Tashiana Washington as Drea
Dee Wallace as Aunt Dee
Jaeden Noel as Phillip
Jack Fulton as Jake
Ava Preston as Trissy
Leon Clingman as Ranger BobVash Singh as Kevin Loong
Steve Blum as Critter voices

Critters Attack! (2019) Movie Review

Film Description
The Critters are back!

Mysterious alien Critters have crash-landed in a small college town, devouring every living thing they encounter. Drea and the kids she’s babysitting must try desperately to save themselves from the ravenous, rolling beasts. Will Drea discover her inner badass, and will it be enough to stop the Critter onslaught? 

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Analog Jones visits a random hotel and mildly enjoys their visit in our Four Rooms (1995) VHS Movie Review.

Four Rooms (1995) VHS Movie Review

Quick Facts
Directors: Allison Anders, Alexandre Rockwell, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino
Produced by Lawrence Bender
Writers: Allison Anders, Alexandre Rockwell, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Tim Roth, Antonio Banderas, Jennifer Beals, Paul Calderon, Sammi Davis, Valeria Golino, Madonna, David Proval, Ione Skye, Lili Taylor, Marisa Tomei, Tamly Tomita

Production Company: A Band Apart
Distributed by: Miramax Films
Released date: December 25, 1995
Budget: $4 million
Box office: $4,257,354 million

Four Rooms (1995) VHS Movie Review | VHS Box
Four Rooms (1995) VHS Box

VHS Box Description
Don’t miss the fun in this hilariously sexy comedy that has Antonio Banderas (Interview With The Vampire), Madonna (A League of Their Own), and a sizzling all-star cast checking in for laughs! It’s Ted the Bellhop’s (Tim Roth – Pulp Fiction) first night on the job…and the hotel’s very unusual guests are about to place him in some outrageous predicaments!

It seems that this evening’s room service is serving up one unbelievable happening…after another! Also featuring Marisa Tomei (My Cousin Vinny), Four Rooms is a wild night of highly original comedy entertainment you’ll enjoy…without reservations!

Four Rooms (1995) VHS Movie Review
Four Rooms (1995) The Man From Hollywood

Trailers
Spike, Mike, Slackers & Dykes: A Guided Tour Across a Decade of American Independent Cinema
Trainspotting
From Dusk Till Dawn
French Twist

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Sarah and Steve go for a ride in this rock n roll fable. Get ready to listen to our Streets of Fire (1984) VHS Movie Review!





Streets of Fire (1984) VHS Movie Review

Quick Facts

Directed by Walter Hill

Produced by Lawrence Gordon and Joel Silver

Written by Walter Hill and Larry Gross

Production Company: RKO Pictures and Hill-Gordon-Silver Productions

Distributed by Universal Pictures

Release date: June 1, 1984

Running time: 93 minutes

Budget: $14.5 million

Box office: $8.1 million

Streets of Fire (1984) VHS Movie Review

Starring in Streets of Fire (1984)

Michael Paré as Tom Cody

Diane Lane as Ellen Aim

E.G. Daily as Baby Doll

Rick Moranis as Billy Fish

Amy Madigan as McCoy

Willem Dafoe as Raven Shaddock

Deborah Van Valkenburgh as Reva Cody

Streets of Fire (1984) VHS Movie Review | VHS Box Art

VHS Box Description

Streets of Fire is a movie, unlike any ever seen before—a rock and roll fable in which songs are as essential to the film as the action sequences. Michael Paré stars as Tom Cody, a handsome, heroic soldier of fortune who returns to his old neighborhood to rescue his gorgeous ex-girlfriend, rock star Ellen Aim (Diane Lane) from the clutches of the evil motorcycle gang that kidnaps her. 

Together with Ellen’s manager, Billy Fish (Rick Moranis) and Tom’s tow-fisted, beer-guzzling sidekick McCoy (Amy Madigan) they set off into a timeless world of smoke, neon, rain-splattered streets, hot cars, and deadly enemies to bring Ellen back. 

In the words of Director Walter Hill of 48 Hours fame, “…Leader of the Pack steals the Queen of the Hop and Soldier boy comes home to do something about it.” All to the sounds of today’s top rock stars. 

Trailers

None

June 1984 Box Office competition

Ghostbusters: $229.2 million

Gremlins: $148.1 million

The Karate Kid: $90.9 million

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock: $76.4 million

Bachelor Party: $38.4 million

Conan the Destroyer: $31 million

Cannonball Run II: $28 million

Rhinestone: $21.4 million

Top Secret!: $20.45 million

Beat Street: $16.59 million

Streets of Fire: $8 million

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Matt and Steve serve and protect your ears with our Robocop (1987) VHS Movie Review.



Quick Facts
Directed by Paul Verhoeven (Total Recall and Starship Troopers)
Produced by Arne Schmidt
Written by Edward Neumeier and Michael Miner

Production company: Orion Pictures
Distributed by Orion Pictures
Release date: July 17, 1987
Budget: $13 million
Box office: $53.4 million (US)

Robocop (1987) VHS Movie Review

Starring in Robocop (1987)
Peter Weller as Alex Murphy/RoboCop
Nancy Allen as Anne Lewis
Ronny Cox as Dick Jones
Kurtwood Smith as Clarence Boddicker
Miguel Ferrer as Bob Morton
Dan O’Herlihy as “The Old Man” (OCP Chairman)
Paul McCrane as Emil Antonowsky
Ray Wise as Leon Nash
Jesse D. Goins as Joe Cox
Calvin Jung as Steve Minh
Michael Gregory as Lt. Hedgecock
Robert DoQui as Sergeant Warren Reed
Felton Perry as Donald Johnson
Lee de Broux as Sal
S. D. Nemeth as Bixby Snyder

Robocop (1987) VHS Movie Review: Box Art

VHS Box Description
Part man, part machine, all cop.

He’s RoboCop. And in the near future, he’s law enforcement’s only hope.

A sadistic crime wave is sweeping across America. In Old Detroit, the situation is so bad a private corporation; Security Concepts, Inc. has assumed control of the police force.

The executives at the company think they have the answer—until the enforcement droid they creat kills one of their own. Then an ambitious young executive seizes the opportunity. He and his research team create a law enforcement cyborg from the body of a slain officer. They program RoboCop to 1) Serve the public trust. 2) Uphold the law. 3) Protect the innocent.

All goes well at first. RobCoop stops every sleazeball he encounters with deadly, piercing and sometimes gruesome accuracy. But there are forces on the street—and within Security Concepts itself—that will stop at nothing to see this super cyborg violently eliminated.

Prepare yourself for non-stop action and adventure in one of the most explosive sci-fi stories you’ll ever witness: ROBOCOP.

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What do you get when you combine Y2K, bourbon and a bad wig? Chaos! Enjoy our Strange Days (1995) VHS Movie Review.



Strange Days (1995) VHS Movie Review

Quick Facts
Directed by Kathryn Bigelow…Near Dark, Point Break, Hurt Locker
Produced by James Cameron and Steven-Charles Jaffe…produced Motel Hell and Ghost
Screenplay by James Cameron and Jay Cocks…Academy Award: Best Original Screenplay, Gangs of New York (2002)
Story by James Cameron

Starring 
Ralph Fiennes…Schindler’s List and The Grand Budapest Hotel
Angela Bassett…How Stella Got Her Groove Back and Vampire in Brooklyn
Juliette Lewis…Cape Fear, Natural Born Killers, and Dusk til Dawn
Tom Sizemore…Saving Private Ryan and Black Hawk Down
Vincent D’Onofrio…Full Metal Jacket, The Cell and Daredevil
Michael Wincott…Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Crow, and Alien Resurrection
William Fichtner…Armageddon, The Perfect Storm, and Black Hawk Down

Production company: Lightstorm Entertainment
Distributed by: 20th Century Fox (North America) and Universal Pictures (international)
Release date: October 6, 1995
Budget: $42 million
Box office: $8 million

Top 9 Movies in the theater during October 1995
1 Get Shorty $72,101,622 
2 Copycat $32,051,917
3 Leaving Las Vegas $32,029,928 
4 Powder $30,862,156
5 Assassins $30,303,072
6 Now and Then $27,112,329
7 Dead Presidents $24,147,179
8 How to Make an American Quilt $23,600,020
9 Vampire in Brooklyn $19,751,736

Strange Days (1995) VHS Movie Review

VHS Box Summary
Strange Days is presented in its original widescreen format. The film’s original screen composition can now be viewed in all its theatrical splendor with the added attraction of being digitally masted by THS for superior sound and picture quality.

“A sexy kinetic thriller.” 
-Graham Fuller, Interview

It’s the eve of the millennium in Los Angeles, December 31, 1999. Lenny Nero (Ralph Fiennes, “Schindler’s List,” “The English Patient”) is an ex-cop turned street hustler who preys on human nature by dealing the drug of the future. It’s an environment that will lead him deep into the danger zone when he falls into a maze filled intrigue and betrayal, murder and conspiracy. Angela Bassett and Juliette Lewis co-star in this provocative, action-packed thriller.

Trailers
Strange Day Trailer
20th Century Fox Widescreen Series 
Making of Strange Days

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Listen to Steve and special guest Jon Harrington say the magic word and save the day when they talk about DC’s newest film, Shazam!



Quick Facts
Shazam! is a comic book movie based on DC Comics character of the same name. Shazam! was released April 5, 2019, on a budget of $80-100 million.

Directed by David F. Sandberg
Produced by Peter Safran
Screenplay by Henry Gayden
Story by Henry Gayden and Darren Lemke
Based on Characters by DC Comics

Shazam! (2019) Movie Review

Starring
Zachary Levi as Shazam/William “Billy” Batson
Mark Strong as Dr. Thaddeus Sivana
Asher Angel as William “Billy” Batson/Shazam
Jack Dylan Grazer as Frederick “Freddy” Freeman
Djimon Hounsou as Shazam
Faithe Herman as Darla Dudley
Grace Fulton as Mary Bromfield
Ian Chen as Eugene Choi
Jovan Armand as Pedro Peña
Marta Milans as Rosa Vasquez
Cooper Andrews as Victor Vasquez

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Listen to Analog Jones try to solve this mystery and not get turned into a couple of porn addicts. 

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Quick Facts
8mm was released into theaters on February 26, 1999, on a budget of $40 mil and made $96.6 mil worldwide.

Nicolas Cage and Joaquin Phoenix in 8MM Eight Millimeter (1999)

Production Company: Global Entertainment Productions
Distributor: Columbia Pictures
Director: Joel Schumacher
Producers: Gavin Polone, Judy Hofflund, and Joel Schumacher
Writer: Andrew Kevin Walker

Starring:
Nicolas Cage as Tom Welles
Joaquin Phoenix as Max California
James Gandolfini as Eddie Poole
Peter Stormare as Dino Velvet
Anthony Heald as Daniel Longdale
Myra Carter as Mrs. Christian
Catherine Keener as Amy Welles
Norman Reedus as Warren Anderson
Amy Morton as Janet Mathews
Torsten Voges as Stick
Luis Saguar as Manny
Chris Bauer as George Anthony Higgins / Machine
Jenny Powell as Mary Ann Mathews

8MM Eight Millimeter (1999) VHS Movie Review

VHS Description
“Devastating! Thought-Provoking! Mind-Blowing!” -Lynn Blades AP-TV

Academy Award winner Nicolas Cage (Best Actor 1995, Leaving Las Vegas) stars with Joaquin Phoenix and Catherine Keener in an electrifying thriller from the writer of Seven. Directed by Joel Schumacher (The Client, Batman Forever, A Time to Kill), this dramatic story follows one man’s obsessive search for the truth about a six-year-old crime–and his ultimate discovery of the truth about himself.

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Analog Jones has to go to work (turns baseball cap) and meet this film halfway to figure out if arm wrestling is a real sport. Join us as we enjoy our last “sports” movie in our Over the Top (1987) VHS movie review.



Over the Top Quick Facts
Over the Top was released on February 13, 1987, on a budget of $25 million and made $16 million in the box office. Sylvester Stallone was reportedly paid $12 million to star in Over the Top.

Directed by Menahem Golan
Produced by Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus
Screenplay by Stirling Silliphant and Sylvester Stallone
Story by Gary Conway and David Engelbach

Cast
Sylvester Stallone as Lincoln Hawk
Robert Loggia as Jason Cutler
Susan Blakely as Christina Hawk
Rick Zumwalt as Bob “Bull” Hurley
David Mendenhall as Michael Hawk
Chris McCarty as Tim Salanger
Terry Funk as Ruker
Bruce Way as John Grizzly
Jimmy Keegan as Richie
Greg Schwartz as Smasher
Allan Graf as Collins
John Braden as Col. Davis
Reggie Bennett as Female Arm Wrestler

Multi-time world arm wrestling champion and future professional wrestler Scott Norton also makes an appearance along with other professional arm wrestlers such as Allen Fisher, John Vreeland, Cleve Dean and Andrew “Cobra” Rhodes (as the final match referee).[3] Professional arm wrestler John Brzenk also makes an appearance.

Over the Top VHS Cover

VHS Description
Stallone goes Over the Top to be champ.

His four Rocky sagas had all America applauding at ringside. Now Sylvester Stallone gives us another reason to stand up and cheer, starring as down-on-his-luck big-rig trucker Lincoln hawk and taking us under the glaring Las Vegas lights for all the boisterous action of the World Armwrestling Championship in Over the Top.

Like Stallone’s “Italian Stallion” in 1976’s Academy Award-winning Bes Picture Rocky, Lincoln Hawk is an amiable underdog, a David in a world Goliaths. Relying on his wits and willpower, he struggles to rebuild his life, going against the odds as he goes after the World Armwrestling Championship’s first-place prize money…and the love of the son (Davis Mendenhall) he abandoned years earlier.

Get ready for excitement as Stallone lands another knockout action-film punch. And get ready for good times as you meet a colorful, iron-armed gallery of arm wrestling giants like Rick Zumwalt, the real-life California champion who squares off with Stallone in a to-the-limit finale. Zumwalt explains his fascination with the tension-packed sport this way: “I can shake a guy’s hand and then try to rip his arm off. After the match is over, we can laugh about it.”

“you’ve got guys from M.I.T. and guys who can’t spell M.IT.,” says Stallone about arm wrestling’s broad appeal. That appeal — and more — is vividly captured here. After Over the Top is over, don’t be surprised if you want to watch it again!

Trailers: None

Soundtrack
1. “Winner Takes It All” – Sammy Hagar
2. “In This Country” – Robin Zander (International versions of the film had Eddie Money singing instead)
3. “Take It Higher” – Larry Greene
4. “All I Need Is You” – Big Trouble
5. “Bad Nite” – Frank Stallone
6. “Meet Me Half Way” – Kenny Loggins
7. “Gypsy Soul” – Asia
8. “The Fight (Instrumental)” – Giorgio Moroder
9. “Mind Over Matter” – Larry Greene
10. “I Will Be Strong” – Eddie Money

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The Last Boy Scout (1991) VHS Movie Review

We try to tackle the Super Bowl of action films in our The Last Boy Scout (1991) VHS Movie Review.



Quick Facts
The Last Boy Scout was released to United States theaters on December 13, 1991. The budget for the film was $75 million and had a box office of $59.5 million. Other movies in the theater at the time were Hook, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, The Addams Family, Beauty and the Beast, My Girl and Cape Fear. The Last Boy Scout finished 2nd in its opening weekend at $7.9 million behind Hook at $13.5 million.

Directed by: Tony Scott (Top Gun, Beverly Hills Cop II)
Produced by: Joel Silver (Lethal Weapon and Predator) and Michael Levy (Die Hard 2)
Screenplay by: Shane Black (Lethal Weapon and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)
Story by: Shane Black and Greg Hicks
Distributed by: Warner Bros.
Starring:
Bruce Willis as Joseph “Joe” Cornelius Hallenbeck
Damon Wayans as James “Jimmy” Alexander Dix
Chelsea Field as Sarah Hallenbeck (Teela from Masters of the Universe)
Noble Willingham as Sheldon Marcone
Taylor Negron as Milo (Russell from Bio-Dome)
Danielle Harris as Darian Hallenbeck
Halle Berry as Cory
Bruce McGill as Mike Matthews (Animal House)
Kim Coates as Chet (Sons of Anarchy)
Chelcie Ross as Senator Calvin Baynard (Major League)

The Last Boy Scout (1991) VHS Movie Review | VHS Box Art Front and Back

VHS Back of the Box Description
The Last Boy Scout is the Super Bowl of action movies, a flat-out blitz of excitement, blow-you-away special effects and hilarious gimme-five humor set against the world of pro football. 

Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans star as a seedy detective and disgraced quarterback, teaming to dodge ambushes, fire off one-liners and bust chops. When the going gets tough, they get tougher. And funnier. They came to play. And to settle a score in this raging fireball where bigger is better, hits are harder and bad guys end up deader. 

Sending in plays from the sideline are guys with experience screenwriter Shane Black (Lethal Weapon), producer Joel Silver (the Die Hard and Lethal Weapon films) and director Tony Scott (Top Gun). Along with Willis and Wayans, they ensure The Last Boy Scout isn’t like other films. Be prepared. 

Movie Trailers
Warner Bros. and New Line Cinema Century Collection

Trivia

  • ♦ Shane Black wrote this after struggling with Lethal Weapon 2 and a break up that triggered him to quit writing for almost two years:

    “I was busy mourning my life and, in many ways, the loss of my first real love. I didn’t feel much like doing anything except smoking cigarettes and reading paperbacks. All things come around. Time passed, and eventually, I sat down and transformed some of that bitterness into a character, the central focus of a private eye story which became The Last Boy Scout. Writing that script was a very cathartic experience, one of the best experiences I’ve ever had. I spent so much time alone working on that. Days which I wouldn’t speak. Three, four days where I maybe said a couple of words. It was a wonderfully intense time where my focus was better than it’s ever been. And I was rewarded so handsomely ($1.75 million) for that script, it felt like a vindication and like I was back on track.”

  • ♦ At the time this was a record purchase for an original screenplay ($1.75 million).


Joel Silver and Shane Black

Troubled Production

  • ♦ Joel Silver, Bruce Willis, and Tony Scott fought a lot on set. Silver was described as “insane, with long, horrible fits of sanity,” and was compared to a fighter pilot riding as a passenger. “As soon as you hit a little bit of turbulence, he’s right away going to throw the guy out of the window and take over the steering.”

  • ♦ The original cut for “borderline unwatchable.”

  • ♦ Bruce Willis and Damien Wayans DID NOT like working with each other.

  • ♦ Assistant director James Skotchdopole (a fantastic second unit director, True Romance, and Untouchables) attributed the tension on-set to an “overabundance of alpha males on that project. Bruce was at the height of his stardom, so was Joel, so was Tony and so was Shane. There were a lot of people who had a lot of opinions about what to do. There were some heated, early-Nineties, testosterone-charged personalities on the line. It was a ‘charged environment,’ shall we say.” Writer Shane Black had to wrestle with the script. “I was forced to do more rewriting on that movie than on anything else I’ve done. There was tremendous pressure from the studio to get Bruce Willis and have this be a follow-up to Die Hard. He was reluctant, and rightly so: ‘This whole movie is about me saving my wife. I just did that in Die Hard.’ So they said, ‘OK, let’s minimize the wife, and while we’re at it, add a big finale.’ There was a general pressure to make somehow more significant and better!

  • ♦ Different editors were hired in an attempt to address Scott’s tendency for filming excessive coverage with multiple cameras. Editor Mark Helfrich (Predator and Rush Hour) described sorting through “mountains of raw material” to edit the first cut: “There was more footage shot for The Last Boy Scout than on any film I had ever worked on.”

  • ♦ Expert action movie editor Mark Goldblatt (The Terminator/T2 and Starship Troopers) recalls it as one the most painful and frustrating experiences of his entire career and refuses to discuss it in interviews. Although, he did mention in a podcast interview that several other editors were hired and then fired before him and that Warner Bros. began testing the movie before it was finished.

  • ♦ When editor Stuart Baird (Superman and Lethal Weapon) was hired, the film finally took a positive turn. Baird had been brought in to help re-edit other troubled productions, including Tango & Cash (1989) and Demolition Man (1993). He got the film edited down NC-17 to R with quick cuts away from the hardcore violence.

Nominated for two MTV Awards
Best Action Sequence – For the helicopter blade sequence (Won by L.A. Freeway Scene – Terminator 2: Judgment Day)

Best On-Screen Duo – Bruce Willis & Damon Wayans (Won by Dana Carvey and Mike Myers – Wayne’s World)

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Analog Jones takes on Disney’s black sheep in their The Black Cauldron (1985) VHS Movie Review!

 

Quick Facts
Rated: PG
Released: July 4th, 1985
Runtime: 80 minutes
Budget:$44,000,000 (estimated)
Gross USA: $21,288,692

The Black Cauldron VHS Box | The Black Cauldron (1985) VHS Movie Review

Trailers
A Bug’s Life Teaser Trailer
Meet the Deedles
Kiki’s Delivery Service (Kristen Dunst is the voice actor and Matthew Lawerence)
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
Lady and the Tramp Coming to Video this fall
Lion King II: Simba’s Pride Only on Video

Trivia

  • it is loosely based on the first two books in The Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander, a series of five novels that are, in turn, based on Welsh mythology.
  • The first Disney animated movie to not contain any songs, neither performed by characters nor in the background.
  • Known by many as “the film Disney tried to bury,” fans of the fantasy genre and this movie have tried many times to get the deleted footage restored.
  • Suspended from video release for several years, due to its dark content.
  • First full-length Disney animated movie since Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) to have completed scenes cut before release.
  • Tim Burton, who worked as a Conceptual Artist on this movie, wanted to incorporate minions of the Horned King that were akin to the “facehuggers” from the Alien film franchise. Some samples of his work can be seen on Disney’s 2000 DVD of this movie.
  • This movie is notable for being the first full-length Disney animated movie to incorporate computer graphics imagery (CGI) in its animation. The CGI was utilized for a lot of the special effects, which included the bubbles, a boat, a floating orb of light, the Cauldron, the realistic flames were seen near the end of the movie, and the boat that Taran and his friends used to escape the castle
  • The production of this movie can be traced back to 1971 when Walt Disney Pictures purchased the screen rights to Lloyd Alexander’s “The Chronicles of Prydain.” This movie took over twelve years to make, five years of actual production, and cost over twenty-five million dollars. Over one thousand different hues and colors were used, and thirty-four miles of film stock was utilized.
  • Ralph Bakshi was approached to be involved with this movie in 1979 after the success of his fantasy film Wizards (1977), and his animated adaptation of The Lord of the Rings (1978). He turned it down, believing his style is far too mature for a Disney movie for family entertainment.
  • Various members of Disney’s “Nine Old Men,” as well as Don Bluth, took stabs at making this movie during the 1970s.
  • According to Producer Joe Hale, “When (Jeffrey) Katzenberg first screened the film, he told us to cut it by ten minutes. Roy (Disney) and I got together and found some scenes we could get rid of, that didn’t affect the story that much.” When they ran it again for Jeffrey Katzenberg, and the film finished, he asked Roy Edward Disney, “Is that ten minutes?” When Disney replied, “No, it was only around six minutes.” Katzenberg stated, “I said ten minutes!” Hale continued, “Eventually he cut out about twelve minutes, which really hurt the picture.”
  • Four months before the film’s release, The Samuel Goldwyn Company had released The Care Bears Movie (1985) which was made by the much smaller company Nelvana. It only cost $2 million but made $23 million at the box office. By contrast, The Black Cauldron cost $44 million but only made $21.3 million. This alarmed many Disney animators and raised questions about the future of the department.

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Get ready to fly with a middle-aged Peter Pan in our Hook (1991) VHS Movie Review.

 

Hook Quick Facts
Hook is a Fantasy Adventure film that was released into US theaters on December 11, 1991. Hook was produced by Amblin Entertainment and distributed by TriStar Pictures. Hook had a budget of around $70,000,000 and grossed about $300.9 million in the box office.

Director: Steven Spielberg (E.T., Jaws)
Producers: Kathleen Kennedy (Jurassic Park, Star Wars: The Force Awakens), Frank Marshall (Poltergeist, Raiders of the Lost Ark) and Gerald R. Molen (Schindler’s List)
Screenplay Writers: Jim V. Hart (Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Muppet Treasure Island) and Malia Scotch Marmo (Polar Express)
Story Writers: Jim V. Hart and Nick Castle (Escape from New York, The Last Star Fighter)

Hook’s Cast:
Robin Williams as Peter Banning / Peter Pan
Dustin Hoffman as Captain James Hook
Julia Roberts as Tinker Bell
Bob Hoskins as Mr. Smee
Charlie Korsmo (Dick Tracy) as Jack Banning
Amber Scott as Maggie Banning
Maggie Smith (She was 57 at the time) as Wendy Darling
Gwyneth Paltrow as teenage Wendy Darling, at 19 years old
Caroline Goodall as Moira Banning
Dante Basco as Rufio

Hook (1991) VHS Movie Review

Hook Back of the Box Description
A high-flying adventure from the magic of Steven Spielberg, Hook stars Robin Williams as a grown-up Peter Pan and Dustin Hoffman as the infamous Captain Hook.

Joining the fun is Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell, Bob Hoskins as the pirate Smee, and Maggie Smith as Granny Wendy Darling, who must convince the middle-aged lawyer Peter Banning that he was once the legendary Peter Pan. And so the adventure begins anew, with Peter off to Neverland to save his two children from Captain Hook. Along the way, he rediscovers the power of imagination, of friendship, and of magic. A classic tale updated for children of all ages, Hook, nominated for 5 1991 Academy Awards including best visual effects is “a 10. A film that will entertain generations, generations from now.” Gary Franklin, KABC-TV

Back of the Box Quotes
“Get ready for adventure. Steven Spielberg has scored another triumph.”
—Gen Shalit, The Today Show

Hook Trivia
-Spielberg had a personal connection to Peter and Jack’s troubled relationship because it echoed his own life.
-Spielberg considered directing it as a musical with Michael Jackson in the lead. Jackson wasn’t interested in the adult version of Peter Pan forgetting his past.
-This movie almost went into production in 1985 with Paramount Pictures.
-Malia Scotch Marmo rewrote Captain Hook’s dialogue, and Carrie Fisher went uncredited writing Tinker Bell’s dialogue.
-The original budget was set at $48 million but ballooned to $70-80 million after the movie ran 40 days over schedule.
-Spielberg’s on-set relationship with Julia Roberts was troubled, and he later revealed in an interview with 60 Minutes, “It was an unfortunate time for us to work together.” In a 1999 Vanity Fair interview, Roberts said that Spielberg’s comments “really hurt my feelings.” She “couldn’t believe this person that I knew and trusted was actually hesitating to come to my defense . . . it was the first time that I felt I had a turncoat in my midst.”
Hook had Action Figures and here’s the commercial.
Hook also came out as a SNES Game and here’s the long play of the game.
-The film was nominated for five categories at the 64th Academy Awards. This included Best Production Design (Norman Garwood, Garrett Lewis) (lost to Bugsy), Best Costume Design (lost to Bugsy), Best Visual Effects (lost to Terminator 2: Judgment Day), Best Makeup (lost to Terminator 2: Judgment Day) and Best Original Song (“When You’re Alone”, lost to Beauty and the Beast).
-Hoffman was nominated for the Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy (lost to Williams for The Fisher King).
-John Williams was given a Grammy Award nomination for Best Score Soundtrack for Visual Media.
-Julia Roberts received a Golden Raspberry Award nomination for Worst Supporting Actress (lost to Sean Young as the dead twin in A Kiss Before Dying).
-In a 2013 interview on Kermode & Mayo’s Film Review Show said this about Hook: “I wanna see Hook again because I so don’t like that movie, and I’m hoping someday I’ll see it again and perhaps like some of it.”

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Let’s take a bite out of listeners submission month with our Critters (1986) VHS Movie Review. Get ready for some Chiodo brothers love!


Quick Facts

Critters is a 1986 monster/comedy horror film made on a budget of $2,000,000 by New Line Cinema. Critters grossed $13.6 million during its release in the United States and spawned a Critters franchise with three sequels.

Director: Stephen Herek (Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Mighty Ducks)
Writers: Domonic Muir (Gingerdead Man, Evil Bong as August White), Stephen Herek and Don Keith Opper (Has writing credits in all four Critter films)

Critters (1996) VHS Movie Review

Critters Cast:
Dee Wallace (E.T. and Cujo) as Helen Brown
Scott Grimes (Band of Brothers and The Orville) as Brad Brown
Billy “Green” Bush (Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday) as Jay Brown
Nadine van der Velde (Munchies and is now a TV Producer) as April Brown
M. Emmet Walsh (Blood Simple and Missing in Action) as Sherriff Harv
Don Keith Opper (Critters Franchise and born in Chicago) as Charlie McFadden
Billy Zane (Titanic, Demon Knight and born in Chicago) as Steve Elliot
Ethan Phillips (Star Trek: Voyager) as Jeff Barnes
Terrence Mann (Stage actor) as Ug/Johnny Steele
Jeremy Lawrence (Stage actor) as Reverend Miller/Preacher
Lin Shaye (Insidious, There’s Something About Mary and is Bob Shaye’s sister) as Sally
Corey Burton (Voice actor and plays Dale from Chip n Dales: Rescue Rangers) as the voices of the Crites/Critters

Critters (1996) VHS Movie Review

Critters Back of the Box Summary
“Both thumbs up!” said Ebert and Siskel about CRITTERS, a horrific story of carnivorous aliens who come to Earth in a feeding frenzy for human flesh. It’s no picnic for the Brown family when a lethal litter of Krites arrives unannounced at their Kansas farm. Trapped in a deadly nightmare, the terrified Browns fight for their lives against the attacking bloodthirsty monsters. But, it’s a losing battle until two intergalactic bounty hunters arrive determined to blow the hellish creatures off the planet! It’s an alien adventure, full of action and just crawling with CRITTERS!

Fun Facts
-The Krites voices were a combination of French and Japanese elements and voiced by Corey Burton (Dale from Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers).
-Although Critters was released two years after Gremlins, director Stephen Herek states that the script for Critters was initially written by Dominic Muir far before Gremlin’s entered production; Gremlins did, however, serve as an incentive to greenlight Critters. Herek unsuccessfully attempted to sell his project to several studios, but it was only after the release and success of Gremlins that New Line Cinema was willing to produce it. Herek thus had to heavily adjust Muir’s script to reduce the similarities between the two films.
The Chiodo brothers — Charlie, Steve, and Ed — got the job of creating the Krites. The design and construction of the Krites cost $100,000 of Critters $2,000,000 budget.
-The main puppets were full-sized 13″ models, with radio-controlled eyes and blinking eyelids, cable-controlled faces, arms, and claws, as well as bladders in the throat and chest to mimic breathing. For the Critters’ eyes, clear plexiglass spheres were coated with reflective Scotchlite material in the back.
-The giant Krite at the end was a 4-foot tall suit to be worn by a little person. The Chiodo brothers didn’t have much time or money to build the suit. “They didn’t give us the time or money to do it,” Charlie said. “The costume was just a quick, throwaway thing; they wanted to show something big. It looked alright, but there were no mechanics budgeted for the face; it didn’t move.”
-Sugar Apples inspired Krite eggs.
-Jordan Downey made a 6-minute fan film for a Critters web series that never got off the ground, but his short is rad.

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Get ready to chase down tornadoes and watch Phillip Seymour Hoffman go crazy in our Twister (1996) VHS Movie Review!

 

Twister Quick Facts
Twister is an action/disaster film from Amblin Entertainment. Twister was released on May 17, 1996. Twister had a budget of $92 million and grossed almost $500 million in worldwide sales.

Director: Jan de Bont (Speed)
Writers: Michael Crichton (Jurassic Park) and Anne-Marie Martin, Joss Whedon (Avengers), Steve Zaillian (Schindler’s List), and Jeff Nathanson (Rush Hour 2 and Rush Hour 3) were brought in for rewrites.
Producers: Ian Bryce (Speed), Michael Crichton, and Kathleen Kennedy (E.T.)

Twister (1996) VHS Movie Review

Twister Cast:
Bill Paxton as Bill “The Extreme” Harding
Helen Hunt as Dr. Jo Harding
Jami Gertz as Dr. Melissa Reeves
Cary Elwes as Dr. Jonas Miller
Phillip Seymour Hoffman as “Dusty” Davis
Alan Ruck as Robert “Rabbit” Nurick
Jeremy Davies as Brian Laurence
Lois Smith as Aunt Meg Green

 

Twister (1996) VHS Box

Twister Back of the Box Description
The house rips apart piece by piece. A bellowing cow spins through the air. Tractors fall like rain. A 15,000-pound gasoline tanker becomes an airborne bomb. A mile-wide, 300 miles-per-hour force of total devastation is coming at you: Twister is hitting home. In this adventure swirling with cliffhanging excitement and awesome special effects, Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton play scientists pursuing the most destructive weather front to sweep through mid-America’s Tornado Alley in 50 years. By launching electronic sensors into the funnel, the storm chasers hope to obtain enough data to create an improved warning system. But to do so, they must intercept the twisters’ deadly path. The chase in on!

Twister Box Quotes
“A Gale-force Movie! The special effects are spectacular!”
-Janet Maslin, The New York Times

Taglines
The Dark Side of Nature
Don’t Breathe. Don’t Look Back.
Go for a ride you’ll never forget!
The Beautiful yet Destructive side to life

Twister VHS Trailers
Space Jam
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Twister Soundtrack Promo
Bugs Bunny and Taz WB Intro

Fun Facts on Twister
-Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt were temporarily blinded by bright lights used to dim the sky. The lights sunburnt both their eyeballs and caused them both to miss a couple days of shooting.
-The sound of the tornado got the crew nominated for an Academy Award for best sound. How did they do it?

“To make new and different wind sounds, they constructed a box filled with chicken wire, stuck a microphone inside, and placed it on top of a car,” author Keay Davidson revealed in his book, Twister: The Science of Tornadoes and the Making of a Natural Disaster Movie. “Then they rolled the car downhill — turning the engine off so that it wouldn’t interfere with the sound recording.

“They also reviewed recordings of camels and noted that these creatures emit sounds that are ‘wet and lugubrious and nasty.’ As he [supervising sound editor, Stephen Hunter Flick] listened to the camel recordings over and over, Flick turned down the pitch, and the camels’ sounds developed a moaning, ‘cavernous’ quality that, he felt, nicely captured the eerie vastness of a tornado.”
-Director Jan De Bont was very unpopular on set. Entertainment Weekly claimed more than 20 crew members walked off the set after De Bont pushed a camera assistant into the mud after he got in the way of a complicated shot. The
-Bill Paxton wanted to direct a sequel but sadly it never happened before his death.
-Two of the stars in Twister have passed away. Phillip Seymour Hoffman died on February 2, 2014, of an accidental drug overdose. Bill Paxton died on February 25, 2017, due to complications from surgery.

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Feeney is starving for revenge in Black ’47

Director: Lance Daly
Writters: by P.J. Dillon, Pierce Ryan, Lance Daly, and Eugene O’Brien
Starring:
Hugo Weaving as Hannah
James Frecheville as Feeney
Stephen Rea as Conneely
Freddie Fox as Pope
Jim Broadbent as Lord Kilmichael
Released: September 28, 2018
Runtime: 1h 40min

Geekscape Movie Review: Black '47

Revenge films are one of my favorite subgenres of action movies. I gravitate towards them like a fat cat to food. There is just something so satisfying about the bad guys getting their just deserts at the end. Usually, the revenge films I choose to rent are outrageous or stylized movies like Death Wish 3 or the Crow. Every once in a while I like to mix my revenge stories with period pieces like with Gladiator or Braveheart. This was one of those nights with Black ’47.

Back of the Box Summary

Feeney is an Irish Ranger fighting with the British Army abroad, but abandons his post to return to Ireland to see his family. Ireland was suffering through the worst year of the Great Famine in 1847. When Feeney returns home, he finds his mother has starved to death, and his brother has been hanged for stabbing a bailiff during his families eviction.

Feeney stays with his brother’s widow, Ellie, and her three children in one of the few homes with a roof. They all plan to emigrate to America but before they can agents of the local landlord kick them out for squatting. His nephew is killed, and Feeney is arrested for interfering.

While being processed for his arrest, Feeny kills several soldiers and destroys the barracks. When he returns to the house, he finds Ellie and her two remaining children have frozen to death under a thin blanket. This starts a savage drive to get revenge on everyone who has wronged his family from the local landlord that evicted his family to the Judge that sentenced his brother to death.

Hannah, a drunken veteran of the British Army that served with Feeney in Afghanistan, is the only man that can catch Feeney. Hannah happens to be facing a death sentence for strangling a prisoner he was questioning. Along with Pope, an arrogant British soldier, and Hobson, an idealistic young English private, they must find Feeney before he kills everyone up the corrupt ladder.

Pros:

– The Western feel of the film provides an engaging pace that takes its time but never drags.

– Stephen Rea plays Conneely, the guide of Hannah and the crew chasing Feeney. His presence feels like a representative of us, the audience. Always around and watching everything around him. Connely has a drink with Lord Kilmichael in an Irish pub that sticks with me. They talk about the beauty of Ireland and the difference between British and Irish women.

– Speaking of Lord Kilmichael, played perfectly by Jim Broadbent, this character is so dismissive of the horrors around him, and Broadbent makes you disdain him with his performance. His line about Indians on the shore of Manhattan hit hard with me. Stabbed this American right in the heart with the truth of his story.

– James Frecheville has great intensity while playing Feeney.

– Hugo Weaving is always fantastic and is no different in Black ’47.

Cons:

– Nothing jumps out, but this movie could have used more of it’s time to show more of the mass starvation at this time in Ireland. Sometimes I would find myself forgetting this was about the Great Famine in 1847.

Final Grade: B+

Eye of the Tiger (1986) VHS Movie Review

Eye of the Tiger (1986) VHS Movie Review

 

Get ready for sand, sweat and exhaust smoke! Gary Busey stars in Eye of the Tiger and fights a motorcycle gang from hell.

Eye of the Tiger Quick Facts
Eye of the Tiger was released to your local video store on November 24, 1986, with a mystery budget.

Director: Richard C. Sarafian
Writer: Michael Thomas Montgomery (as Michael Montgomery)

Eye of the Tiger Cast:
Gary Busey as Buck Matthews, a Vietnam veteran that returns home after getting out of prison and finds his town overrun by a drug running motorcycle gang.
Yaphet Kotto as J.B. Deveraux, a cop that works under a corrupt Sheriff and is good friends with Buck Matthews.
Seymour Cassel as Sheriff, he secretly gets paid off by the motorcycle gang to turn the other cheek.
William Smith as Blade, the leader of the motorcycle gang.

VHS Box Art (Japanese and US)

Eye of the Tiger (1986) VHS Movie Review

Back of the Box Synopsis
Buck Matthews (Gary Busey) fights the system and, with the support of an old friend (Yaphet Kotto), becomes the lone symbol of justice in a small Texas town, riddled with the corruption of a ruthless sheriff. Out of prison for a crime, he didn’t commit, Buck returns to his hometown, hoping to settle down with his wife and daughter. But this is not to be. When a sadistic gang of drug-running bikers murderously violates the sanctity of his home, Buck is forced into an escalating battle of violence and action. Now, vengeance must be his, or all will be lost!

Box Quotes
‘Nam was hell…
Prison unbearable…
But Coming home meant murder.

“Busey’s back in top form” Keven Thomas, L.A. Times

Eye of the Tiger Trailers
A unknown Japanese Anime Trailer
Montage Trailer of Eye of the Tiger

Highlights
Motorcyclist flies through a wall.
A Motorcyclist gets decapitated by Buck.
Buck’s dead wife is dragged in her casket down the street.
Bingo Hall speech!
A badass truck with missiles and machine guns!
Dynamite is shoved up a guys butt.
J.B. jumps into a plane and drops bombs like the Red Barron.
Sheriff gets boo’d up!
Blade the leader is killed with COCAINE.

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Predator 2 (1990) VHS Movie Review

Analog Jones continues A Very Busey Christmas with a bizarre sequel, Predator 2 starring Danny Glover and Gary Busey.

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Predator 2 Quick Facts
Predator 2 was released on November 21, 1990, with a budget of $35 million and made $57 million in cumulative worldwide gross.

Director: Stephen Hopkins (Lost in Space, A Nightmare on Elm Street 5)
Writers: Jim and John Thomas (characters and script)

Predator 2 Cast:
Danny Glover as Lieutenant Michael “Mike” R. Harrigan, an LAPD Officer who is investigating rival Jamaican and Colombian drug cartels. He is very stubborn and often is criticized by the superior officers for not obeying orders.
Kevin Peter Hall as The Predator, a member of a warrior race which hunts aggressive members of other species for sport, uses active camouflage, a plasma weapon and can see in the infrared spectrum. Hall also played the Elder Predator, the leader of the Predators at the end of the film.
Gary Busey as Special Agent Peter Keyes posed as a DEA agent leading a special task force investigating a drug conspiracy as a cover for his attempts to capture the Predator.
Ruben Blades as Detective Danny Archuleta, a member of Harrigan’s team and a long time friend of his.
María Conchita Alonso as Detective Leona Cantrell, an LAPD cop involved in the Jamaican-Colombian gang wars.
Bill Paxton as Detective Jerry Lambert, an LAPD cop, transferred from another precinct into Metro Command. His role is often that of comic relief.
Lilyan Chauvin as Dr. Irene Richards, the chief medical examiner and forensic pathologist of Los Angeles. She aids Harrigan, in spite of being completely cut out of the official investigation by Keyes’ team.
Robert Davi as Deputy Chief Phil Heinemann.
Adam Baldwin as Garber, a member of Keyes’ task force.
Kent McCord as Captain B. Pilgrim, an LAPD cop and Harrigan’s boss.
Morton Downey, Jr. as Tony Pope, a journalist who reports the gruesome and murderous homicides left by the Predator. The police constantly criticize him for interfering with investigations.
Calvin Lockhart as King Willie, the boss of the Jamaica Voodoo Posse. He appears to be psychic because of his voodoo beliefs.

Predator 2 VHS Box Art Front and Back

Box Synopsis
It comes from a distant world to hunt people for sport. Invisible, and armed with powerful weapons unlike anything we know, it stalks its human quarry mercilessly, leaving mangled corpses in its wake. Late time, it landed in the jungle. This time, it’s chosen, Los Angeles.

Ravaged by open warfare between rival drug gangs. L.A. is the perfect killing ground for the Predator, who is drawn by heat and conflict. When the police find mutilated bodies, Lieutenant Mike Harrigan (Danny Glover) thinks it’s the work of the feuding gangs. Then a mysterious government agent (Gary Busey) arrives and orders him to stay off the case. Instead, Harrigan sets out to learn what’s really going on and comes face to face with the savage alien in a climactic, electrifying confrontation.

Co-starring Ruben Blades and featuring superb special effects from Stan Winston. PREDATOR 2 is a suspenseful action thriller.

Predator 2 VHS Trailers
None, BOOO!!!!

Highlights:
Columbians and the cops get into a block war with exploding cars and everything.
Columbians do coke and get destroyed by the Predator.
King Willie gets his head chopped off.
Bill Paxton tells a lot of bad jokes.
A Voodoo soul stealing ceremony gets broken up by the Predator.
The Pred attacks a subway car full of armed cops and passengers.
Danny Glover chops off the Predators arm.
The old woman in the apartment building is parts hilarious and weird.
Gary Busey gets chopped in half.
Danny Glover gets a pirate gun.

 

The Making of Predator 2

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Surviving the Game (1994) VHS Movie Review

It’s the start of a VERY BUSEY CHRISTMAS! The first VHS this December is “Surviving the Game” from 1994. Get ready for the most dangerous game, hunting humans, and a bunch of dudes hamming it up in the woods!

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Surviving the Game was released into theaters on April 15, 1994, from New Line Cinema on a budget of $7.4 million, and it had a box office return of $7.7 million. It was in theaters the same time as D2: The Mighty Ducks, Major League 2, Bad Girls and Four Weddings and a Funeral.

Directed by Ernest R. Dickerson
Produced by Fred C. Caruso
Written by Eric Bent

Surviving the Game Cast includes:
Ice-T as Jack Mason
Rutger Hauer as Thomas Burns
Charles S. Dutton as Walter Cole
Gary Busey as Doc Hawkins
John C. McGinley as John Griffin
F. Murray Abraham as Derek Wolfe Sr.
William McNamara as Derek Wolfe Jr.
Jeff Corey as Hank
Richard Blackwell as “Tiny”

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Surviving the Game VHS Cover

Surviving the Game (1994) VHS Cover

Surviving the Game VHS Trailers include:
Above the Rim (1994)
Bitter Moon (1994)
The Mask (1994)

Surviving the Game Plot:
Jack Mason is a homeless man that losses his only friends, Hank an older homeless man and his pet dog, on the same day. Mason attempts suicide but is saved by Walter Cole. Cole promises him a job as a hunting guide that pays well if he can handle it.

Mason passes the test given from Thomas Burns and is flown to a remote cabin in Oregon. Once at the Cabin, Mason meets the hunting party that paid $50,000 each to be included in this particular hunt. The party consists of Thomas Burns, the founder of the hunt, and super weird guy. Doc Hawkins, a psychopathic psychiatrist who specializes in psychological assessments for the CIA. Walter Cole, the locator, he finds the perfect prey. Texas “oil man” John Griffin or Dr. Cox who is grieving over the murder of his daughter. Wealthy executive on Wall Street, Derek Wolfe Sr. and his son Derek Wolfe Jr., who is at first unaware of the actual purposes of the hunt.

The first night all the men are eating a pig feast and engaging in conversation (Also chewing as loud as possible). Mason receives a pack of cigarettes from Hawkins and learns a little history about his birthmark. Gary Busey gives a monologue to die for about his bulldog, and a must watch.

The next morning Mason is woken up with a gun to the face and is told to run for his life! The group finish breakfast and then begin the hunt. Mason is forced to protect himself and survive at any means possible. Will he survive?! Let the hunting start!!!!

Highlights:
A dog dies within 10 minutes; actually, that sucks.
A brutal story of the killing of Prince Henry Stout by Gary Busey (this film hates dogs).
Heads in jars, always a treat.
Gary Busey is served up extra crispy.
Dr. Cox gets shot IN THE FACE.
An exploding ATV that leaves a man legless.
An annoying young man falls to his death, and the whole audience is better for it.
Rutger Hauer dresses up as a priest and GETS BLOWN UP.
Bonus points, Ice-T can’t stop saying quotable lines! Example, “I would run to Alaska for twenty dollars.”

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Now and Then (1995) VHS Movie Review

 

Now and Then was released into theaters on October 20th, 1995 on a budget of $12,000,000 and grossed $37,591,674 in the box office. The film is a coming-of-age film that follows four women who recount a pivotal summer they shared in 1970 as adolescents.

Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter and she’s best known for her TV work on Homeland and the West Wing.

Written by I. Marlene King and she’s best known for her TV work on Pretty Little Liars.

Produced by Demi Moore and Suzanne Todd, Todd is the owner of the film production company Team Todd and has produced hits for nearly every major studio.

Now and Then Cast
Gaby Hoffman/Demi Moore as Samantha Albertson
Christina Ricci/Rosie O’Donnell as Roberta Martin
Ashleigh Aston Moore/Rita Wilson as Chrissy DeWitt
Thora Birch/Melanie Griffith as Tina “Teeny” Tercell

Supporting Cast
Bonnie Hunt as Mrs. DeWitt
Cloris Leachman as Grandma Albertson
Janeane Garofalo as Wiladene
Brendan Fraser as a Vietnam Veteran
Hank Azaria as Bud Kent

Now and Then Trailers
Movieline Magazine Promo
Now and Then Soundtrack Promo
Theodore Rex Trailer
Bed of Roses Trailer
Mortal Kombat Coming Soon to VHS Trailer
The Mask Now on VHS Trailer
Dumb and Dumber Now on VHS Trailer
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Now and Then Plot
In 1991, four childhood friends reunite in their hometown of Shelby, Indiana.

Samantha Albertson (Demi Moore) Science-Fiction writer who narrates the story. She was played by Gaby Hoffman and was the “weird” girl who liked to perform seances.

Roberta Martin (Rosie O’Donnell) She’s now a doctor and was played by Christina Ricci, a tough tomboy whose mother died when she was four-years-old.

Chrissy DeWitt (Rita Wilson) She’s about to give birth to her first child. , and she was a naive child that was over-sheltered by her mother (Bonnie Hunt).

Tina “Teeny” Tercell (Melanie Griffith) is a successful Hollywood actress; as a child (Thora Birch), she had always dreamed of fame. Teeny and Samantha have not visited their hometown in ten years.

The story flashes back to 1970 when the girls had two goals: saving enough money to buy a tree house and avoiding the Wormer brothers. One night, they sneak out to the cemetery to perform a seance. A cracked tombstone convinces them they have resurrected the spirit of a young boy identified only as Dear Johnny, who died in 1945 at the age of twelve. Intrigued, they search for information at the library but find nothing. Roberta, on the other hand, sees the true story of her mothers death.

While heading for the library in a nearby town, they bump into the Wormers and steal their clothes while they swim. At the library, Roberta discovers an article about her mother dying in a car accident. Samantha finds a story about Dear Johnny and his mother tragically dying, but a part is missing, leaving the cause of their deaths a mystery.

The girls meet a Vietnam veteran (Brendan Fraser) while riding their bike. He is now a hippie that travels from town to town. The girls then visit a local psychic Wiladene (Janeane Garofalo) who determines he was murdered with tarot cards.

Samantha meets her mom’s boyfriend Bud Kent over dinner and storms out to Teeny’s place where she is watching a drive-in movie. Samantha tells Teeny that her parents are getting a divorce. Teeny breaks her favorite necklace in two and makes them both friendship bracelets. On their way home during a thunderstorm, Samantha loses her half of the bracelet in a storm drain. When she climbs down to get it, the water rises, trapping her. Crazy Pete, a homeless man, pulls her out. Thankful, the girls now see him differently. At the same time, Roberta is playing basketball in her driveway when Scott Wormer suddenly arrives. They kiss on the porch.

The next day, the girls ask Samantha’s grandmother about Dear Johnny’s death and discover from a newspaper article that he and his mother were murdered. Roberta becomes upset and angry that two innocent people were killed and also by the realization that her mother died brutally, opposite to what she was told. Samantha announces that her parents are divorcing, and the four make a pact to always be there for one another, no matter what.

To put Dear Johnny’s soul to rest, the girls go to the cemetery to perform another seance. Johnny’s tombstone suddenly rises surrounded by bright lights. A figure appears from behind, but it is only the groundskeeper who explains that the stone was damaged and is being replaced. The groundskeeper explains he was the one who cracked the tombstone on accident. While leaving, they notice Crazy Pete, and Samantha follows him back to Dear Johnny’s grave. Realizing that he is Dear Johnny’s father, she comforts him, while he advises her not to dwell on things. After all this, the tree house is finally bought, and Samantha narrates, “The tree house was supposed to bring us more independence. But what the summer actually brought was independence from each other.”

The film returns to 1991, and Chrissy goes into labor and gives birth to a girl. Later, in their old tree house, it is revealed by Roberta that Crazy Pete had died the previous year. They then discuss how happy they are in life and make another pact to visit more often.

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Heart and Souls (1993) VHS Movie Review

 

Heart and Souls was released in theaters on August 13th, 1993 on a budget of $25,000,000 and had a gross of $16,581,714.

Directed by Ron Underwood, the same guy who brought us Tremors, City Slickers, and Mighty Joe Young.

Produced by Sean Daniel, this guy is an excellent creative producer, his career spans four decades, was the youngest president of production at Universal Pictures. During his tenure, he shepherded such hits as Back to the Future, Animal House, Brazil, Sixteen Candles, The Blues Brothers and Field of Dreams.

As a producer, his films have grossed more than $2 billion worldwide. They include The Mummy franchise, Dazed, and Confused and Tombstone. He helped start Mythos in 2018, a production company that just signed a mega-deal with Amazon.

Screenplay by Brent Maddock and SS Wilson, these two make another appearance on our show, the first was for Wild Wild West.

Hearts and Souls Cast
Robert Downey Jr as Thomas Reilly (Iron Man)
Eric Lloyd as 7-year-old Thomas Reilly (Santa Clause trilogy)
Kyra Sedgwick as Julia (The Closer TV series)
Alfre Woodard as Penny Washington (12 Years a Slave, Captain America: Civil War)
Tom Sizemore as Milo Peck (Saving Private Ryan, True Romance)
Charles Grodin as Harrison Winslow (George Newton in Beethoven)
Elisabeth Shue as Anne (Adventures in Babysitting, Leaving Las Vegas)
David Paymer as Hal the Bus Driver (City Slickers and Mr. Saturday Night)

In 1959 We are introduced to 4 people:
Penny, a single mother, she regrets working the night shift and leaving her three children at home.
Harrison, a would-be singer, that suffers from stage fright.
Julia, a waitress that moved to the city to experience city life and to avoid getting married to her boyfriend John.
Milo, a small-time thief and tough guy that conned a young boy out of his grandfather’s stamps. He tried to steal them back got beat up by the guy who hired him.

They all ride the same bus that night and die because their bus driver Hal can’t keep his eyes off a sexy pair of legs. The 4 souls of Penny, Harrison, Julia, and Milo all enter Thomas Reilly while he is being born in the family car. Hal for some reason gets a pass and accends to heaven.

As the years pass Thomas is the only one you can see his ghost and they all form a deep bound. As the boy ages, he has problems because people think he’s weird. Thomas’s mother and father almost have him committed but the ghosts realize they are harming his life and make themselves invisible to Thomas. The abandonment causes young Thomas to avoid close relationships for the rest of his life, fearful that they, too, will leave him.

Twenty-seven years later we meet Thomas, now a ruthless foreclosure banker who refuses to open up to his devoted girlfriend Anne and lives on his car phone. Hal returns with his trolleybus. Because his irresponsibility ended four innocent lives, Hal has been condemned to convey spirits to the next life, and he has now come for his former passengers.

They reveal themselves to Thomas and he crashes his car. He wakes up in a hospital and he attempts to check himself into a psychiatric hospital, where a schizophrenic patient can see his ghost. This convinces Thomas that the spirits are real, but he is still angry with them for their abandonment and refuses to help them. The quartet convinces him by leaping in and out of his body during an important meeting and threatening further public humiliation until Thomas reluctantly agrees to help in order to finally be rid of them.

One by one the ghosts solve their unfinished business.
1. Milo steals back the stamps and gives them to the grown-up kid. However, after the burglary, a nervous Thomas encounters a police sergeant (who is ticketing his illegally parked car) and accidentally gets himself arrested, forcing Anne to bail him out.
2. Harrison uses Thomas’s body to sing the national anthem at a B.B. King concert. Anne is in the audience and gets mad at Thomas for skipping their date.
3. After which Thomas is arrested again by the same police sergeant, who Penny suddenly recognizes as her son. Thomas tells Billy the location of his long-lost sisters, and Billy is so overcome that he lets Thomas go with a warning after hitting his car.
4. Finally, Thomas and Julia write a letter to Julia’s boyfriend John in which she confesses her love for him, only to learn that John died several years before. At the same moment, the trolleybus returns to take Julia. Thomas protests that Julia’s business is still unresolved, but Julia realizes that her true business is Thomas, who is making the same mistake with Anne that she made with John. Thomas promises her that he will tell Anne his true feelings before it is too late, allowing Julia to depart.

Thomas invites Anne back to his apartment, where he tells her his fear of abandonment and his love for her. He gives her a heart-shaped keyring containing all his personal keys. Anne takes him back, then the two of them dance under the night sky were four new stars twinkle to show that Penny, Julia, Harrison, and Milo are finally at peace.

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The Rage Carrie 2 (1999) VHS Movie Review

 

Every podcast thinks terrible thoughts and this week those terrible thoughts are about The Rage: Carrie 2. Analog Jones is joined by The Jersey Ghouls to review this over the top 90’s horror film.

The Rage: Carrie 2 was released into theaters on March 12, 1999. The budget was $21 million, and the movie made $17.8 million in the box office.

Directed by Katt Shea
Produced by Paul Monash
Written by Rafael Moreu
Based on Carrie by Stephen King

The Rage: Carrie 2 Cast
Emily Bergl as Rachel Lang
Jason London as Jesse Ryan
Dylan Bruno as Mark Bing
J. Smith Cameron as Barbara Lang
Amy Irving as Sue Snell
Zachery Ty Bryan as Eric Stark

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The Rage: Carrie 2 Plot
Barbara Lang has schizophrenia and is locked up in a mental institution called Arkham Asylum. Rachel has to live with foster parents.

Years later, Rachel talks with her best friend Lisa, who has lost her virginity to Eric, a football player. The football players have a game where they sleep with girls and receive points. After Eric rejects her, Lisa commits suicide. Her death ignites Rachel’s dormant telekinetic powers.

Rachel discovers a photo of Lisa and Eric. She tells school guidance counselor Sue Snell and Sheriff Kelton that Lisa and Eric slept together. Kelton looks into charging Eric with statutory rape.

Walter, Rachel’s Basset Hound dog, is hit by a car, but Jesse drives by and takes the dog to an animal hospital. They have coffee while Walter is recovering.

Eric, Mark and several other football players learn that Rachel had a photo of Eric and Lisa together and gave it to Sheriff Kelton. They pay Rachel a visit at her house to intimidate her into not talking, but her powers stop them.

Sue Snell meets with Rachel and learns Rachel is telekinetic. Snell shows Rachel the original high school from Carrie (1976) that she survived, but 70 people died in the fire that Carrie White started.

The Senior D.A. covers up the statutory rape because of the political influence of the wealthy families. Encouraged, Mark plots to humiliate Rachel for what she did to Eric. He apologizes to Jesse and offers his parents’ cabin so Jesse can spend the night with Rachel. Rachel loses her virginity, both unaware that a hidden video camera is filming them.

Rachel goes to a party, and the popular kids reveal their sex game that she is a part of, which triggers Rachel’s telekinesis and unleashes the rage in her. Rachel closes the doors, kills most of the party goers, including Sue Snell in a horrific display of power. Rachel gets crushed by a piece of the house, Jesse says he loves her and she saves him.

A year later, Jesse is at college, sharing his room with Rachel’s dog, Walter. Jesse dreams Rachel approaches him in his dorm. When he walks towards her, she shatters into pieces in a very odd ending.

Behind the Scenes of The Rage: Carrie 2
Original the script was titled The Curse and was stalled for two years. When the film started to shoot in 1998 it was retitled to Carrie 2: Say You’re Sorry.

A few weeks into production the first director Robert Mandel quit over creative differences, and Katt Shea took over.

Buy the double feature with the 2002 TV version of Carrie and The Rage: Carrie 2 by Scream Factory.

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Christine (1983) VHS Movie Review and Halloween (2018) Movie Review

 

Two nerds build a podcast about old VHS tapes, and it ends up being possessed by an evil entity. Listen to Analog Jones talk about John Carpenter’s Christine (1983) for our Halloween episode!Christine was released into theaters on December 9, 1983, on a budget of $10 million and it made $21 million at the box office.Directed by John Carpenter the man who brought us Halloween (1978) and The Thing (1982).

This film is based on a novel by Stephen King called Christine. Bill Phillips wrote the screenplay.

Produced by Richard Kobritz who also produced Salem’s Lot (Salem’s Lot VHS Movie Review)

Christine’s Cast
Keith Gordon as Arnold “Arnie” Cunningham (The Legend of Billie Jean)
John Stockwell as Dennis Guilder (Top Gun)
Alexandra Paul as Leigh Cabot (American Nightmare VHS Movie Review)
Robert Prosky as Will Darnell (Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Last Action Hero)
Harry Dean Stanton as Detective Rudolph “Rudy” Junkins (Alien, Pretty in Pink)

Christine’s Synopsis
A nerdy high school student named Arne buys a busted 1958 Plymouth Fury and falls in love with it while rebuilding the car. As Arne drives the car around, named Christine, it slowly changes him. Christine is more than a car; she’s possessed by an unknown evil entity that wreaks havoc in Rockbridge, California.

Fun Facts
According to John Carpenter, Christine was not a film he had planned on directing, saying that he directed the film as “a job” as opposed to a “personal project.” He had previously directed The Thing (1982), which had done poorly at the box office and led to a critical backlash. In retrospect, Carpenter stated that upon reading Christine, he felt that “It just wasn’t very frightening. But it was something I needed to do at that time for my career.”

King’s novel, the source material for Carpenter’s film, made it clear that the car was possessed by the evil spirit of its previous owner, Roland D. LeBay, whereas the film version of the story shows that the evil spirit surrounding the car was present on the day it was built. Other elements from the novel were altered for the film, particularly the execution of the death scenes, which the filmmakers opted for a more “cinematic approach.”

You can buy the Blu-ray on Amazon that has deleted scenes and commentary with director John Carpenter and Keith Gordon.

Bonus Movie Review: Halloween (2018)

Halloween (2018) was released into theaters on September 19, 2018, with a budget of $10 million.

This is the eleventh installment in the Halloween film series and a direct sequel to the 1978 film of the same name.

Directed by David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express)

Written by Jeff Fradley, Danny McBride (Eastbound & Down) and David Gordon Green.

Based on characters by John Carpenter and Debra Hill

Halloween (2018) Cast
Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode
Judy Greer as Karen
Andi Matichak as Allyson
Will Patton as Frank Hawkins
Virginia Gardner as Vicky
Haluk Bilginer as Dr. Ranbir Sartain

Halloween (2018) Storyline
Laurie Strode comes to her final confrontation with Michael Myers, the masked figure who has haunted her since she narrowly escaped his killing spree on Halloween night four decades ago.

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The Equestria Girls movie series has been an interesting one.

Originally announced back in 2013 to be a one-time spin-off movie to the popular My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic tv series, the initial announcement caused quite a bit of controversy. Most of it revolved around the fact that it was taking the characters that we had grown to know and care about out of their fantasy setting and instead put them into a high school drama setting. Controversy aside, the film ended up doing pretty well for its select theater opening and was received mostly positive by fans. And while it may not hold up as well as it did 2 years ago, it can still be seen as a guilty pleasure movie.

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Its sequel, Rainbow Rocks, on the other hand, was quite a surprise, but in a good way. It managed to take most of the complaints from the 1st movie and expand/improve upon them in most aspects. Among these were an expanded story, improved pacing, better villains, and even catchier songs than the original. Funny enough, the sequel was originally just relegated to its toy line until the production team decided that they could do better with the EQG series if given another shot. They even ended the 2nd movie off on a post credits cliffhanger, foreshadowing what was to come.

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This finally brings us to the 3rd entry in the Equestria Girls series, The Friendship Games. Can this latest entry come in first, or will it end up in dead last? Before I continue let me clarify that this is a spoiler free review, so I’ll be keeping the plot to a minimum as to not spoil it for anyone who hasn’t seen the film yet. Now, let’s jump into the review.

Story

We open up where the previous film left off. The real human version of Twilight Sparkle (voiced by Tara Strong) is monitoring activity going on at Canterlot High School; following the events of the battle of the bands tournament against the sirens. While she’s conducting research on the school, it’s revealed that the annual Friendship Games are coming up, and no one seems excited about it. This is mostly due to the fact that they get defeated by the students at Crystal Prep High every time the competition is held – every 4 years. With this in mind, Sunset Shimmer (voiced by Rebecca Shoichet) and the rest of the mane 6 humans make it their goal to finally break this bad tradition that’s on the school.

 

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It should be mentioned that season 4 and 5 writer, Josh Haber, wrote the script this time around as opposed to Meghan McCarthy and Rainbow Rocks co-director, Ishi Rudell, steps up to main director this time. This isn’t a problem though as Friendship Games is very well written and directed. Pacing is handled very well as it throws you right into the story and only builds up to the games from there. The jokes are also very well executed this time around and better than Rainbow Rocks. They all have clear and funny deliveries and manage not to overuse or stretch any of them out.

Animation & Music

Animation and music are also other areas where the film shines. DHX Studios does another great job bringing the human world to life. It seems that with each new film the animation on the humans become much smoother and easier to animate. Of course, it wouldn’t be an Equestria Girls movie without songs, and, luckily Daniel Ingram doesn’t disappoint. Ingram has once again gone above and beyond with his compositions as always. Most of the songs range from rock to a very catchy villain song that’s almost reminiscent of Poor Unfortunate Souls from The Little Mermaid.

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Negatives

Now as much as I enjoyed this, there are a couple of nitpicks I have. For one, the main antagonist doesn’t do much throughout the movie and I’d have liked it if maybe she has been a bit more of a threat. Besides that, I can’t really think of anything else that I didn’t like.

Final Thoughts

In conclusion, Equestria Girls: Friendship Games is a great follow-up to Rainbow Rocks. Fans of the previous films will get a lot of enjoyment out of it as it delivers plenty of solid laughs and noteworthy songs. You might even want to stay till the end for a peek at what’s to come. The DVD/Blu-ray doesn’t come out until October 13th, but if you happen to find it playing on Discovery Family, go ahead and give it a watch. You’ll enjoy your time with it.Friendship Games review 5

 Final Rating: 4/5 Watch it!

Hector and the Search for Happiness is a film that sees Simon Pegg in a much more serious role, and he delivers.

Hector is a psychiatrist in need of some inspiration. His clients are boring him, he feels as though he is making no difference in life, and while he loves his girlfriend, he feels the need to explore the world for happiness. So he goes on a quest to ask people the question: What makes you happy?

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His trip takes him all over the world, starting in China, where he meets a wealthy banker (played by Stellan Skarsgard) who shows him a night on the town. He visits Africa, where he meets up with an old friend and tries to help the poor, and has fantastic adventures. From there he visits an old flame, played by Toni Collette, and an old professor, played by Christopher Plummer.

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What attracted me to this movie, first off, was that I read the book, and of course actor Simon Pegg. But if you’re expecting Shaun of the Dead kind of humor, you will be disappointed. It’s much more of a dramady. The casting also drew me to the movie, and the stars did not disappoint. Besides Pegg, Plummer and Collette, the film also included Jean Reno (The Professional, Mission Impossible) as a drug dealer in Africa and Rosamund Pike (Jack Reacher, Surrogates) as Hector’s girlfriend.

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Overall, the film had its funny moments, of course, but was also quite deep and touching. If you’re in the mood for a feel-good film with a bit of comedy and adventure thrown in, this is your movie.

4/5 stars.

Hector and the Search for Happiness opens in theaters this Friday, September 26th. Here is the trailer:

It seems that everything Marvel does these days turns to gold, and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. did not disappoint. After a slow start in the first few episodes, the show really picked up and became one of the better shows on television.

Unfortunately, when the season started, many fans of the films gave up on the show a bit quickly. While the show did start out a bit slow, those who persevered were not disappointed, especially once the season finale came around.

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The release of season one on blu ray will be the best chance for the quitters to come back and get into the show, and they should. With the addition of Marvel’s Agent Carter this year, the show will have even more exciting events take place, and will likely have many more crossovers within the Marvel Universe.

Season one had its share of crossovers. Thor’s Lady Sif came into an episode chasing after a war criminal from their world, and a few episodes tied directly into Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Not to mention many smaller mentions of characters, places and events from Avengers and other Marvel films.

Overall, the blu ray’s best draw for those who already watched the season is the abundance of extras. Five Behind-the-Scenes Field Reports are interesting views from the set of the show as it was being taped. A special effects breakdown shows how some of the cooler scenes were shot as well. The usual commentaries are there as well.

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And what season of television isn’t complete without a gag reel and deleted scenes? While I won’t divulge anything specific, there are a few hilarious moments, and the deleted scenes had me wishing they were able to keep some of them in the show. Also included is the airing of the first episode at San Diego Comic Con.

Overall, Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season One is absolutely worth purchasing, whether you were a die-hard fan, curious, or you were one of those who gave up on the show a bit too early. The bonus features are outstanding, and the show, well obviously I loved the show.

Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is out now on Blu Ray.

Here’s the trailer for Season 2:

Seth MacFarlane’s newest film, A Million Ways to Die in the West, is absolutely hilarious and covers every single persons’ sense of humor. Need a laugh? You should definitely see it.

Of course, like his show Family Guy, it has over-the-top, crossing-the-line humor throughout. Dumb laughs? Of course. Physical comedy? Quite often. Funny song? Check. Pop culture references? Duh! Sarcasm galore. Dirty humor. High brow laughs. And of course, it has its fair share of poop and fart jokes. This movie has laughs for everyone’s sense of humor, no matter what.

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What else really made the movie were the piles of cameos, both those that were spoiled for me (thank you so much, Internet) and the ones I somehow avoided by ignoring the trailers and spoilers. Some were random, others were completely planned out and precise, but overall each and every star who appeared in the film made it even funnier.

Even better? Sure I’m telling you to avoid the trailers, but much like those of Bad Grandpa, the Million trailers show parts of the funny scenes, but not the whole moment. The ice block scene? The shooting gallery? These are so much better in the film. Luckily, this is not one of those movies where all of the funny parts are given away in the trailer.

The actors were hilarious as well. Seth MacFarlane is always funny, but Charlize Theron doesn’t always get to be comedic and does an excellent job. Plus, with the likes of Giovanni Ribisi, Sarah Silverman and Neil Patrick Harris, you know it will be jam-packed with laughs.

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Plus, I have a feeling it has many “How did I miss that?” moments when watched a second time. Since I’ve only seen it once at a sneak preview, I can’t be sure…but I have a feeling that kind of humor was there too.

My only advice is to try your best to avoid spoilers. Don’t watch the extended trailers that are sure to start coming out. Don’t cross the “spoilers below” line in articles. And definitely don’t talk to your loud mouth friends who saw it before you. A lot of the humor relies on the surprise.

Overall, this movie gets 5/5 on the humor alone. See it as soon as possible! A Million Ways to Die in the West hits theatres on May 30th!

The new Seth Rogan film, Neighbors, delivers exactly what the trailers promise. If the multitude of previews and TV spots made you laugh, you should most definitely see this film.

In it, a married couple, played by Rogan and Rose Byrne (Bridesmaids, 28 Weeks Later), get new neighbors. The problem is, they’re a fraternity, led by Zac Efron (That Awkward Moment, Liberal Arts). Rogan and Byrne decide that they must discuss the possibility of noise and their newborn baby, head over to warn (while still seeming like the cool older couple) and end up partying with the frat.

Eventually, things go wrong and they end up in a feud with the frat house.

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I have to say that I was worried this film would alienate the viewers with situations so upsetting that they couldn’t enjoy the film. Much like Identity Thief, which I couldn’t truly enjoy because of how much Jason Bateman’s life was affected, I was worried I would feel so bad for the family that I wouldn’t be able to even enjoy the film. But while writers Andrew Cohen and Brendan O’Brien did such a good job of making each character likeable in the film, they also created characters with a villainous side. Sure, they were all part of this horrible feud, but each one of them was also so human.

Zac Efron was awesome in this film. His character, while obsessed with becoming a legacy, was also so caring of his frat brothers. Yes, the trailer paints him as the villain, but there are plenty of humanizing moments for his character in the film. He also got to show his comedic side, and succeeded. And for those of you who are wondering, yes Efron takes his shirt off.

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The movie also used the baby in such comedic ways that I almost want to say that she made the film. Sometimes it was just simply the look the baby gave, and other times it was more about situational humor, but overall, the crowd laughed the hardest at the scenes with the baby.

If you want to go out and get the best laughs for your bucks, Neighbors is perfect. The humor ranges from drug to physical to situational, melding together to create a truly comedic masterpiece.

Grade: 4/5

Neighbors hits theaters May 9th. Watch the trailer:

Knights of Badassdom is definitely one of those movies that viewers could either love or hate. I could see why someone would love this movie, especially someone into live action role playing (LARP). But it’s equally easy to imagine the viewers who don’t love it finding a lot to hate about this film.

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Me, I’m not into LARP, but the movie wasn’t so bad, and there were plenty of funny moments in the film. The storyline is pretty simple; a group of friends band together to fight in a huge LARP event in the middle of the woods, forcing their friend Joe (Ryan Kwanten) to join them after a heartbreaking end to his relationship with Beth (Margarita Levieva). One of his friends, Eric (Steve Zahn), who considers himself the wizard of the fictional group, buys an ancient book on eBay as a prop. As he reads from it, he fails to notice that it is an old book of magic, and he releases a demon that goes on a killing rampage in the middle of the imaginary war in the woods.

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Of course, enter the heroine and future love-interest of Eric, Gwen (Summer Glau), who is only there because she accompanies her insane cousin who honestly thinks these wars are real. She is another reason to watch the film; besides being incredibly beautiful in her old-time garb, her character really places what some would consider an average person into the middle of the battle.

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The film’s best character was played (naturally) by Game of Thrones star Peter Dinklage as Hung. He is truly the character who best earns the title of badass in the movie. As a matter of fact, according to IMDB, the whole cast got training at LARP, and Dinklage was the obvious master of the group. At times funny, often endearing, Hung really made the film worth watching.

The movie had a bit of the same feeling you get from watching The Big Bang Theory, in that you can’t decide if the film is making fun of geeky/nerdy types, or if it is a tribute to those that love the role playing events. It’s entirely possible it is made this way on purpose, so that it would not alienate anyone watching the film.

Overall, if you have fun LARPing, or like some of the actors (or at least Summer Glau) the film is absolutely worth checking out. It’s available on Amazon now.

Grade: 2/5, but fun.

Watch the trailer:

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Hollywood stars line up to be part of any Robert Rodriguez film, and let’s face it, the Machete franchise is no different. If anything, more stars want to join in on the fun of a Machete film. Machete Kills is everything it promises it will be: violent, bloody, funny, and of course star-studded.

The film starts off with a fight between Danny Trejo’s Machete and a group of military men gone bad, who are then attacked by more unknown assailants. The violence and gore one would expect in a Robert Rodriguez film is present from this moment on. Some of the more clever ways to kill a human being in other action films are easily overshadowed by the methods in this one; helicopters and boat motors have been used before, sure, but not like this.

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This time, it’s the U.S. Government asking Machete for help. To be more specific, it’s the president played by Charlie Sheen (credited as Carlos Estevez) who calls in the hero. There’s a madman with a missile aimed at Washington D.C. and only Machete can stop him. So they send him to Mexico with the promise of a clean slate. All Machete has to do is take out this villain.

Once a few things go wrong and there’s a 10 million dollar price is put on Machete’s head, all kinds of hitmen and villains try to chase him down for the cash. One such monster is just known as The Chameleon, a character who has the ability to change his or her face. This really gave some of the stars a chance to take part in the film, considering some of the people who play the character include Cuba Gooding Jr., Lady Gaga and Antonio Banderas.

Another great addition was Sofia Vergara, who plays the mother of one of Machete’s cohorts who dies. The machinegun-bra-clad leader of a group of hooker-mercenaries follows him throughout the film, and has some of the funnier weapons in the movie (including one that looked a lot like the crotch gun from the film From Dusk Till Dawn).

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And, of course, the film includes extremely sexy women, as the Machete franchise promises. Amber Heard (one of my favorites) plays Machete’s handler as she lives the double (or triple) life of a spy and beauty pageant contestant. If she and Vergara aren’t enough, the film also sees the return of Michelle Rodriguez’s character Luz, along with the dental assistants/assassins from the first film.

Sheen is hilarious as the foul-mouthed and playboy president, and Mel Gibson switches sides for the first time ever and plays the villain of the film, a man who claims to see the future and has plans to move to a space station he has built.

Overall, the film was a fun watch if you liked the first one, and since I enjoyed the first one,  I give it 3 out of 5 stars. Machete Kills is out on Blu Ray and DVD January 21st.

Final Score: 3 out of 5

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The much anticipated Coen Brothers’ film Inside Llewyn Davis, a film about the titular character’s struggles in the 1960s folk scene, has been living up to expectations. After the success of No Country for Old Men and True Grit, moviegoers and fans of the pair’s films are quite excited. According to IMDB, the film was loosely based on the life of folk singer Dave Van Ronk’s 2005 memoirs.

The film itself focuses on Llewyn Davis, played by Oscar Isaac (Sucker Punch, Drive) in what is arguably his biggest role to date. He was excellent as Davis, a struggling musician in the Greenwich Village area of New York. As much as I don’t like or enjoy folk music, he was not only talented but entertaining when singing. Off stage, his character was negative, rough around the edges and seemed to have a strong tendency to make terrible decisions over and over again.

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One of the high points of the film was the adorable Carey Mulligan (The Great Gatsby, Drive) who played the wife of his friend. Mulligan usually plays kind, likeable characters, but in this film be prepared to see a different side. She is nasty and has a seething hatred for Davis, which really exhibited Mulligan’s range as an actor.

The humor of the film was typical Coen Brothers. The audience broke out in laughter often throughout the film, and as usual, it was fairly mixed in with serious situations. Another fun aspect of the movie is definitely the song Justin Timberlake’s (In Time, Bad Teacher) character wrote, Please Mr. Kennedy, a song purposely written badly for laughs that turns out to be pretty darn likeable.

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The one negative was the plot line, which was reminiscent of No Country for Old Men. It was almost so artsy it hurt, playing up to pretentious filmgoers who will likely discuss the deep meaning of the film when in all likelihood they probably didn’t fully understand the loose plot and confusing timeline.

Overall, I’d give the film 3/5 stars.

Inside Llewyn Davis opens in some theaters December 20th and is expected to expand to more in January.

Be sure to also check out MCDave’s review of the film here!

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The new Marvel CG Animation film Iron Man & Hulk: Heroes United had its ups and downs, sometimes literally. The film, while interesting, had a bit of a dull plot, but it’s still worth watching for fans of the characters.

The story is simple: Hulk is kidnapped by Hydra with the help of Abomination and has his power stolen to fuel a new weapon. When the weapon fails it creates a being of pure energy, Zzzax, who then begins to steal power from the earth. Iron Man tries to stop it using his technology, and Hulk tries with brute force, but soon the pair realize the only way to defeat the new villain is to team up.

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One of my problems with the film was Hulk’s sudden ability to form fully functioning sentences. While fighting Abomination, the two have full-on intelligent conversations. Then, as he fights and later teams up with Iron Man, it’s tough to get used to his language and sentence structure. Overall, he sounds much more intelligent than the Hulk most are used to.

The plot itself was slow-moving at times. Zzzax is a boring villain as far as bad guys go. He basically is just an energy ball at first who is trying to steal all energy he can find. Eventually, he takes over a few of Stark’s suits, creating havoc, but later begins to mold himself into a human-like body. He’s a bit boring, mostly just using electric currents to attack both heroes when he wasn’t in a suit.

What I liked was the pure fun of it. Sure, Hulk is suddenly smart, and Iron Man isn’t as clever as he usually is (he leans on Jarvis a bit more than usual). The humor and one-liners kept the slow plot going a bit, especially Hulk’s random attacks on Iron Man. Also enjoyable was seeing the suit Iron Man eventually fits Hulk with.

Overall, the film was 2/5 stars. If you’re a fan of the animated films, definitely check it out, otherwise you’re probably safe to skip this one.

Iron Man & Hulk: Heroes United is available now on Amazon.