Analog Jones reviews a Showtime and Hallmark TV film with Shadow Zone: The Undead Express (1996) VHS Movie Review. 



Quick Facts
Directed by: Stephen Williams
Written by: J.R. Black (novel) and Roy Sallows

Starring: 
Ron Silver as Valentine
Chauncey Leopardi as Zach
Natanya Ross as Gabe
Tony T. Johnson as J.T.
Sherry Miller as Mom
Ron Lea as Dad

Shadow Zone: The Undead Express (1996) VHS Box

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Analog Jones continues with week three of TarantinOctober with our Pulp Fiction (1994) VHS Movie Review!

Quick Facts
Directed by Quentin Tarantino
Written by Quentin Tarantino
Produced by Lawrence Bender
Story by Quentin Tarantino and Roger Avery
Starring: John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman, Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Amanda Plummer, Maria de Medeiros, Ving Rhames, Eric Stoltz, Rosanna Arquette, Christopher Walken, Bruce Willis

Production Companies: A Band Apart, Jersey Films
Distributed by Miramax Films
Released date: October 14, 1994
Budget: $8-8.5 million
Box Office: $213.9 million

Pulp Fiction (1994) VHS Movie Review
Pulp Fiction (1994) VHS Box

VHS Description
“The Year’s #1 Movie!”
—People Magazine —Time Magazine —The New York Times —Entertainment Weekly

Critics and audiences worldwide hailed PULP FICTION as the star-studded motion picture of the year! Writer/director Quentin Tarantino (Academy Award Winner — Best Original Screenplay) delivers an unforgettable cast of characters — including a pair of low-rent hit men (John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson), their boss’s sexy wife (Uma Thurman) and a desperate prizefighter (Bruce Willis) — in a wild mix of explosive action and wickedly funny humor!

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Analog Jones continues with their TarantinOctber with Oliver Stone’s Natural Born Killers (1994) VHS Movie Review.




Quick Facts
Directed by Oliver Stone
Produced by Jane Hamsher, Don Murphy, and Clayton Townsend
Screenplay by Richard Rutowski, Oliver Stone, and David Veloz
Story by Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Woody Harrelson, Juliette Lewis, Robert Downey Jr, Tommy Lee Jones, and Tom Sizemore
Production Company: Regency Enterprises
Distributed by Warner Bros.
VHS Distributed by Vidmark (Director’s Cut)
Release Date: August 26, 1994
Budget: $34 million
Box Office: $50.3 million

Natural Born Killers (1994) VHS Movie Review | VHS Box

VHS Double Tape Description
May 1996
What you are about to see is the true version of Natural Born Killers.

When Natural Born Killers was originally released in 1994, 150 cuts were made in order to receive an R rating. Without them, the film’s impact was never fully realized. In this director’s cut, those trims have been restored, and with them, my original vision of what the film was meant to be.

Director Oliver Stone brings you a bold new look at a country seduced by fame, obsessed by crime and consumed by the media.

In the media circus of life, they were the main attraction.

Tape 1
Introduction by Oliver Stone
Director’s Cut of Natural Born Killers

Tape 2
Deleted Scenes: Ashley Judd’s shocking courtroom scene, Warden Jones’ dismembered head, Denis Leary’s never-before-seen performance, The controversial shot of reporter Downey’s hand-wound, Oliver Stone’s intense alternative ending, insightful narration by Oliver Stone and a behind-the-scenes “Making of NBK” special.

Trailers
None

Natural Born Killers (1994) VHS Movie Review

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Don’t f*ck with the Analog Jones! Enjoy our Child’s Play 3 (1991) VHS Movie Review and our total disagreement of the film.

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Child's Play 3 (1991) VHS Movie Review

Quick Facts of Child’s Play 3 (1991) VHS Movie Review

Directed by Jack Bender

Produced by Robert Latham Brown and David Kirschner

Written by Don Mancini

Based on Characters by Don Mancini

Production company: Universal Pictures

Distributed by Universal Pictures

Release date: August 30, 1991

Running time: 90 minutes

Box office: $20.5 million

Starring in Child’s Play 3 (1991) VHS Movie Review

Brad Dourif as the voice of Chucky

Justin Whalin as Andy Barclay

Perrey Reeves as Kristin De Silva

Jeremy Sylvers as Ronald Tyler

Dean Jacobson as Harold Aubrey Whitehurst

Travis Fine as Cadet Lt. Col. Brett C. Shelton

Donna Eskra as Jackie Ivers

Andrew Robinson as Sgt. Botnick

Dakin Matthews as Col. Cochrane

Burke Byrnes as Sgt. Clark

Matthew Walker as Maj. Ellis

Peter Haskell as Mr. Sullivan

Catherine Hicks as Karen Barclay (Photograph)

Child's Play 3 (1991) VHS Movie Review  | Child's Play 3 (1991) VHS

Child’s Play 3 VHS box description

One of filmdom’s most notorious killers is back to wreak more mayhem as Chucky continues his quest to possess the body of a human child.

Eight years after seemingly destroying the killer doll, Andy Barclay (Justin Whalin) turns 16 and is placed in a military school. Meanwhile, the greedy president of Play Pals Toy Company decides to resurrect the popular Good Guys doll line, confident that all the bad publicity is forgotten.

As the assembly line recreates the first doll from a mass of melted plastic, the spirit of Chucky returns to renew his quest and seek revenge on Andy.

Once again it’s up to Andy to stop the unrelenting killer in this fast-paced thriller.

Trailers: None

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Get ready for the ride of your life with Analog Jones and their Total Recall (1990) VHS Movie Review!



Total Recall (1990) VHS Movie Review

Quick Facts

Directed by Paul Verhoeven

Produced by Buzz Feitshans and Ronald Shusett

Screenplay by Ronald Shusett, Dan O’Bannon, and Gary Goldman

Story by Ronald Shusett, Dan O’Bannon, and Jon Povill

Starring in Total Recall (1990)

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Rachel Ticotin
  • Sharon Stone
  • Michael Ironside
  • Ronny Cox

Production company: Carolco Pictures

Distribution company: TriStar Pictures

Release date: June 1, 1990 (United States)

Running time: 113 minutes

Budget: $50–65 million

Box office: $261.3 million

Total Recall (1990) VHS Movie Review | VHS Box

VHS Box Description

Tagline: Get ready for the ride of your life.

Arnold Schwarzenegger explodes out of the year 2084 A.D. with gut crunching, white knuckle, nonstop action, as he smashes his way through a horrifyingly real fantasy world, complete with a gorgeous but deadly wife (Sharon Stone), and into a mind-bending nightmarish reality of a Martian mining colony ruled over by a terrorizing dictator (Ronny Cox), who can alter reality to suit his whims. The red planet erupts with rebellious mutants, the fire of an alluring and mysterious woman (Rachel Ticotin) and a vicious and savage enemy. In this film, directed by Paul Verhoeven (Robocop), with special effects by DreamQuest, won the Academy Award for “The Abyss,” it’s total war, total action, total Schwarzenegger…TOTAL RECALL.

Pre Movie Trailers

T2: Judgement Day Teaser

L.A. Story

Air America

Short time

Post Movie Trailers

Jacobs Ladder

The Doors

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Matt is back! This week Analog Jones reviews a dizzying trip in our Dark City (1998) VHS Movie Review.

Dark City (1998) VHS Movie Review - Scene

Quick Facts

Directed by Alex Proyas (The Crow)
Produced by Andrew Mason and Alex Proyas
Screenplay by Alex Proyas, Lem Dobbs, and David S. Goyer (Blade)
Story by Alex Proyas

Distributed by New Line Cinema
Release date: February 27, 1998
Budget: $27 million
Box office: $27.2 million

Starring
Rufus Sewell
Kiefer Sutherland
Jennifer Connelly
Richard O’Brien
Ian Richardson
William Hurt

VHS Box Description

Welcome to a world where mystery and madness collide. From the director of The Crow comes a futuristic thriller that’s “a dark and dazzling sci-fi mind-bender!” (Mason Wood CBS-TV)

When John Murdoch (Rufus Sewell, Dangerous Beauty) awakens in a strange hotel room, he finds that he is wanted for a series of brutal murders. The problem is he can’t remember a thing. Pursued by the police and haunted by The Strangers, mysterious beings who possess the ability to stop time and alter reality, he seeks to unravel the twisted riddle of his identity. But in a city where reality is the ultimate illusion, discovering the truth could be fatal.

Also starring Kiefer Sutherland, Jennifer Connelly, and William Hurt, Dark City is an “astonishing visual and dramatic triumph!” (Roger Ebert, Siskel & Ebert)

Dark City Trailers

Movieline Magazine Promo
Pleasantville
Rush Hour
Blade
The Wedding Singer
Mr. Nice Guy
Woo
Palmetto

Top 10 Grossing Movies in Feb 1998

1 The Wedding Singer $80,245,725
2 Sphere $37,020,277
3 The Borrowers $22,619,589
4 The Replacement Killers $19,204,929
5 Dark City $14,378,331
6 Blues Brothers $14,051,384
7 Senseless $12,874,899
8 Krippendorf’s Tribe $7,571,115
9 Caught Up $6,754,958
10 Palmetto $5,878,911

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Get your black hair dye and leather pants out! Then listen to the boys talk about how freaking awesome this 90’s film is with our The Crow (1994) VHS Movie Review.



Quick Facts
Directed by Alex Proyas (Dark City)
Produced by Jeff Most, Edward R. Pressman and Grant Hill
Written by David J. Schow and John Shirley
Based on The Crow by James O’Barr
Production company: Dimension Films
Distributed by Miramax
Release date: May 13, 1994
Running time: 102 minutes
Budget: $23 million
Box office: $50.7 million

The Crow (1994) VHS Movie Review

Starring
Brandon Lee as Eric Draven
Rochelle Davis as Sarah
Ernie Hudson as Sgt. Albrecht
Michael Wincott as Top Dollar
Bai Ling as Myca
Sofia Shinas as Shelly Webster
Anna Levine as Darla
David Patrick Kelly as T-Bird
Angel David as Skank
Laurence Mason as Tin-Tin
Michael Massee as Funboy
Tony Todd as Grange
Jon Polito as Gideon
Bill Raymond as Mickey
Marco Rodríguez as Torres

The Crow (1994) VHS Movie Review

VHS Box description
“Spectacular!” -Chicago Tribune
“Thrilling!” -Los Angeles Daily News
“Action-packed!” -WBAI Radio, New York
“A Triumph!” -Playboy
“Brandon Lee Is Sensational!” -Rolling Stone

The Year’s Most Talked-About Film!

Catch the explosive, action-packed hit that thrilled moviegoers and dazzled critics everywhere! Brandon Lee (Rapid Fire) plays Eric Draven, a young rock guitarist, who, along with his fiancee, is brutally killed by a ruthless gang of criminals. Exactly one year after his death, Eric returns-watched over by a hypnotic crow-to seek revenge, battling the evil crime lord and his band of urban thugs, who must answer for their crimes. Loaded with intense, nonstop action and a hot #1 hit soundtrack, The Crow delivers exhilarating, fast-paced entertainment!

Also included, the exclusive featurette of Brandon Lee’s last on-camera interview including never-before-seen footage, conducted shortly before his untimely death!

“The Best Movie of it’s kind since the original Batman!” -Chicago Tribune

Top 5 Box Office Results in May 1994
1 The Flintstones $130,531,208
2 Maverick $101,631,272
3 The Crow $50,693,129
4 Beverly Hills Cop III $42,614,912
5 Crooklyn $13,642,861

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Terry and Steve take on the “biggest and most ambitious Christian film ever made” with their Left Behind (2000) VHS Movie Review. Can Kirk Cameron save their souls or will they get LEFT BEHIND?!?


Quick Facts

Director: Vic Sarin
Producers: Joe Goodman, Paul Lalonde, Peter Lalonde, and Ralph Winter
Writers: Joe Goodman, Paul Lalonde, and Alan B. McElroy
Based on Left Behind by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins
Budget: $4 million
Box Office: $4.2 million
Release Date: October 31, 2000 (video) and February 2, 2001 (theatrical)
Distributor: Cloud Ten Pictures

Cast
Kirk Cameron as Cameron “Buck” Williams
Brad Johnson as Rayford Steele
Gordon Currie as UN Secretary-General Nicolae Carpathia
Janaya Stephens as Chloe Steele
Clarence Gilyard Jr as Bruce Barnes
Chelsea Noble as Hattie Durham
Colin Fox as Chaim Rosenzweig

Left Behind (2000) VHS Movie Review

Left Behind Summary 
On an overseas flight to London, journalist Buck Williams (Kirk Cameron) and pilot Rayford Steele (Brad Johnson) are caught in the middle of the most incredible event in history. Suddenly, without warning, dozens of passengers simply vanish into then air. But it doesn’t stop there. It soon becomes clear that millions of people are missing from around the world.

As chaos and anarchy engulf the world, both men set out on vastly different paths in a desperate search for answers.

Based on the New York Times best-selling novel, Left Behind is overflowing with suspense, action and adventure. This riveting motion picture will take you on a spellbinding journey through the most mysterious book of the Bible – The Book of Revelation.

Trailers
Revelation with Jeff Fahey
Tribulation with Gary Busey
Judgment with Corbin Bernsen

Post Credits
Left Behind Film Project with Kirk Cameron
Midnight Cry Music Video by All-Star Choir

Trivia
-According to the “Making of…” documentary, Chelsea Noble (Hattie), who is married to Kirk Cameron (Buck), was reading the book in bed. Kirk was asleep, but Chelsea was so excited about the idea of turning this into a movie, she started slapping Kirk on the leg to wake him up, and said, “I want to play the role of Hattie!” Kirk and Chelsea then started farming out the idea to find out who might produce the film.

-Left Behind was released directly to video in 2000, copies of the film came bundled with a free pass to watch the movie in theaters when it was later given limited release in early 2001.

-Most of the cast were volunteers from local churches.

-The character of Ivy (Krista Bridges) was created specifically for the films. Ivy does not exist in the novels.

-Author Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins originally sold the rights to producer Ralph Winter after he pitched a big-budget, mainstream blockbuster adaptation that would remain faithful to the source material. Winter hired writer Alan B. McElroy to produce a script treatment for such an adaptation but was ultimately unable to generate enough interest from potential financiers or distributors. Winter sold off the rights to independent production company Cloud Ten Pictures, who had previously produced similarly-themed films, thereby ending his and McElroy’s involvement in the project. However, both were still credited in the finished film, possibly to generate publicity and add legitimacy to the film.

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Analog Jones takes on Disney’s black sheep in their The Black Cauldron (1985) VHS Movie Review!

 

Quick Facts
Rated: PG
Released: July 4th, 1985
Runtime: 80 minutes
Budget:$44,000,000 (estimated)
Gross USA: $21,288,692

The Black Cauldron VHS Box | The Black Cauldron (1985) VHS Movie Review

Trailers
A Bug’s Life Teaser Trailer
Meet the Deedles
Kiki’s Delivery Service (Kristen Dunst is the voice actor and Matthew Lawerence)
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
Lady and the Tramp Coming to Video this fall
Lion King II: Simba’s Pride Only on Video

Trivia

  • it is loosely based on the first two books in The Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander, a series of five novels that are, in turn, based on Welsh mythology.
  • The first Disney animated movie to not contain any songs, neither performed by characters nor in the background.
  • Known by many as “the film Disney tried to bury,” fans of the fantasy genre and this movie have tried many times to get the deleted footage restored.
  • Suspended from video release for several years, due to its dark content.
  • First full-length Disney animated movie since Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) to have completed scenes cut before release.
  • Tim Burton, who worked as a Conceptual Artist on this movie, wanted to incorporate minions of the Horned King that were akin to the “facehuggers” from the Alien film franchise. Some samples of his work can be seen on Disney’s 2000 DVD of this movie.
  • This movie is notable for being the first full-length Disney animated movie to incorporate computer graphics imagery (CGI) in its animation. The CGI was utilized for a lot of the special effects, which included the bubbles, a boat, a floating orb of light, the Cauldron, the realistic flames were seen near the end of the movie, and the boat that Taran and his friends used to escape the castle
  • The production of this movie can be traced back to 1971 when Walt Disney Pictures purchased the screen rights to Lloyd Alexander’s “The Chronicles of Prydain.” This movie took over twelve years to make, five years of actual production, and cost over twenty-five million dollars. Over one thousand different hues and colors were used, and thirty-four miles of film stock was utilized.
  • Ralph Bakshi was approached to be involved with this movie in 1979 after the success of his fantasy film Wizards (1977), and his animated adaptation of The Lord of the Rings (1978). He turned it down, believing his style is far too mature for a Disney movie for family entertainment.
  • Various members of Disney’s “Nine Old Men,” as well as Don Bluth, took stabs at making this movie during the 1970s.
  • According to Producer Joe Hale, “When (Jeffrey) Katzenberg first screened the film, he told us to cut it by ten minutes. Roy (Disney) and I got together and found some scenes we could get rid of, that didn’t affect the story that much.” When they ran it again for Jeffrey Katzenberg, and the film finished, he asked Roy Edward Disney, “Is that ten minutes?” When Disney replied, “No, it was only around six minutes.” Katzenberg stated, “I said ten minutes!” Hale continued, “Eventually he cut out about twelve minutes, which really hurt the picture.”
  • Four months before the film’s release, The Samuel Goldwyn Company had released The Care Bears Movie (1985) which was made by the much smaller company Nelvana. It only cost $2 million but made $23 million at the box office. By contrast, The Black Cauldron cost $44 million but only made $21.3 million. This alarmed many Disney animators and raised questions about the future of the department.

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Get ready to fly with a middle-aged Peter Pan in our Hook (1991) VHS Movie Review.

 

Hook Quick Facts
Hook is a Fantasy Adventure film that was released into US theaters on December 11, 1991. Hook was produced by Amblin Entertainment and distributed by TriStar Pictures. Hook had a budget of around $70,000,000 and grossed about $300.9 million in the box office.

Director: Steven Spielberg (E.T., Jaws)
Producers: Kathleen Kennedy (Jurassic Park, Star Wars: The Force Awakens), Frank Marshall (Poltergeist, Raiders of the Lost Ark) and Gerald R. Molen (Schindler’s List)
Screenplay Writers: Jim V. Hart (Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Muppet Treasure Island) and Malia Scotch Marmo (Polar Express)
Story Writers: Jim V. Hart and Nick Castle (Escape from New York, The Last Star Fighter)

Hook’s Cast:
Robin Williams as Peter Banning / Peter Pan
Dustin Hoffman as Captain James Hook
Julia Roberts as Tinker Bell
Bob Hoskins as Mr. Smee
Charlie Korsmo (Dick Tracy) as Jack Banning
Amber Scott as Maggie Banning
Maggie Smith (She was 57 at the time) as Wendy Darling
Gwyneth Paltrow as teenage Wendy Darling, at 19 years old
Caroline Goodall as Moira Banning
Dante Basco as Rufio

Hook (1991) VHS Movie Review

Hook Back of the Box Description
A high-flying adventure from the magic of Steven Spielberg, Hook stars Robin Williams as a grown-up Peter Pan and Dustin Hoffman as the infamous Captain Hook.

Joining the fun is Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell, Bob Hoskins as the pirate Smee, and Maggie Smith as Granny Wendy Darling, who must convince the middle-aged lawyer Peter Banning that he was once the legendary Peter Pan. And so the adventure begins anew, with Peter off to Neverland to save his two children from Captain Hook. Along the way, he rediscovers the power of imagination, of friendship, and of magic. A classic tale updated for children of all ages, Hook, nominated for 5 1991 Academy Awards including best visual effects is “a 10. A film that will entertain generations, generations from now.” Gary Franklin, KABC-TV

Back of the Box Quotes
“Get ready for adventure. Steven Spielberg has scored another triumph.”
—Gen Shalit, The Today Show

Hook Trivia
-Spielberg had a personal connection to Peter and Jack’s troubled relationship because it echoed his own life.
-Spielberg considered directing it as a musical with Michael Jackson in the lead. Jackson wasn’t interested in the adult version of Peter Pan forgetting his past.
-This movie almost went into production in 1985 with Paramount Pictures.
-Malia Scotch Marmo rewrote Captain Hook’s dialogue, and Carrie Fisher went uncredited writing Tinker Bell’s dialogue.
-The original budget was set at $48 million but ballooned to $70-80 million after the movie ran 40 days over schedule.
-Spielberg’s on-set relationship with Julia Roberts was troubled, and he later revealed in an interview with 60 Minutes, “It was an unfortunate time for us to work together.” In a 1999 Vanity Fair interview, Roberts said that Spielberg’s comments “really hurt my feelings.” She “couldn’t believe this person that I knew and trusted was actually hesitating to come to my defense . . . it was the first time that I felt I had a turncoat in my midst.”
Hook had Action Figures and here’s the commercial.
Hook also came out as a SNES Game and here’s the long play of the game.
-The film was nominated for five categories at the 64th Academy Awards. This included Best Production Design (Norman Garwood, Garrett Lewis) (lost to Bugsy), Best Costume Design (lost to Bugsy), Best Visual Effects (lost to Terminator 2: Judgment Day), Best Makeup (lost to Terminator 2: Judgment Day) and Best Original Song (“When You’re Alone”, lost to Beauty and the Beast).
-Hoffman was nominated for the Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy (lost to Williams for The Fisher King).
-John Williams was given a Grammy Award nomination for Best Score Soundtrack for Visual Media.
-Julia Roberts received a Golden Raspberry Award nomination for Worst Supporting Actress (lost to Sean Young as the dead twin in A Kiss Before Dying).
-In a 2013 interview on Kermode & Mayo’s Film Review Show said this about Hook: “I wanna see Hook again because I so don’t like that movie, and I’m hoping someday I’ll see it again and perhaps like some of it.”

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