Analog Jones visits a random hotel and mildly enjoys their visit in our Four Rooms (1995) VHS Movie Review.

Four Rooms (1995) VHS Movie Review

Quick Facts
Directors: Allison Anders, Alexandre Rockwell, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino
Produced by Lawrence Bender
Writers: Allison Anders, Alexandre Rockwell, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Tim Roth, Antonio Banderas, Jennifer Beals, Paul Calderon, Sammi Davis, Valeria Golino, Madonna, David Proval, Ione Skye, Lili Taylor, Marisa Tomei, Tamly Tomita

Production Company: A Band Apart
Distributed by: Miramax Films
Released date: December 25, 1995
Budget: $4 million
Box office: $4,257,354 million

Four Rooms (1995) VHS Movie Review | VHS Box
Four Rooms (1995) VHS Box

VHS Box Description
Don’t miss the fun in this hilariously sexy comedy that has Antonio Banderas (Interview With The Vampire), Madonna (A League of Their Own), and a sizzling all-star cast checking in for laughs! It’s Ted the Bellhop’s (Tim Roth – Pulp Fiction) first night on the job…and the hotel’s very unusual guests are about to place him in some outrageous predicaments!

It seems that this evening’s room service is serving up one unbelievable happening…after another! Also featuring Marisa Tomei (My Cousin Vinny), Four Rooms is a wild night of highly original comedy entertainment you’ll enjoy…without reservations!

Four Rooms (1995) VHS Movie Review
Four Rooms (1995) The Man From Hollywood

Trailers
Spike, Mike, Slackers & Dykes: A Guided Tour Across a Decade of American Independent Cinema
Trainspotting
From Dusk Till Dawn
French Twist

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Sarah and Steve go for a ride in this rock n roll fable. Get ready to listen to our Streets of Fire (1984) VHS Movie Review!





Streets of Fire (1984) VHS Movie Review

Quick Facts

Directed by Walter Hill

Produced by Lawrence Gordon and Joel Silver

Written by Walter Hill and Larry Gross

Production Company: RKO Pictures and Hill-Gordon-Silver Productions

Distributed by Universal Pictures

Release date: June 1, 1984

Running time: 93 minutes

Budget: $14.5 million

Box office: $8.1 million

Streets of Fire (1984) VHS Movie Review

Starring in Streets of Fire (1984)

Michael Paré as Tom Cody

Diane Lane as Ellen Aim

E.G. Daily as Baby Doll

Rick Moranis as Billy Fish

Amy Madigan as McCoy

Willem Dafoe as Raven Shaddock

Deborah Van Valkenburgh as Reva Cody

Streets of Fire (1984) VHS Movie Review | VHS Box Art

VHS Box Description

Streets of Fire is a movie, unlike any ever seen before—a rock and roll fable in which songs are as essential to the film as the action sequences. Michael Paré stars as Tom Cody, a handsome, heroic soldier of fortune who returns to his old neighborhood to rescue his gorgeous ex-girlfriend, rock star Ellen Aim (Diane Lane) from the clutches of the evil motorcycle gang that kidnaps her. 

Together with Ellen’s manager, Billy Fish (Rick Moranis) and Tom’s tow-fisted, beer-guzzling sidekick McCoy (Amy Madigan) they set off into a timeless world of smoke, neon, rain-splattered streets, hot cars, and deadly enemies to bring Ellen back. 

In the words of Director Walter Hill of 48 Hours fame, “…Leader of the Pack steals the Queen of the Hop and Soldier boy comes home to do something about it.” All to the sounds of today’s top rock stars. 

Trailers

None

June 1984 Box Office competition

Ghostbusters: $229.2 million

Gremlins: $148.1 million

The Karate Kid: $90.9 million

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock: $76.4 million

Bachelor Party: $38.4 million

Conan the Destroyer: $31 million

Cannonball Run II: $28 million

Rhinestone: $21.4 million

Top Secret!: $20.45 million

Beat Street: $16.59 million

Streets of Fire: $8 million

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Who’s ready to hear Matt Kelly (Horror Movie Night Podcast) and I talk about a sleazy, wine-centric horror film? Enjoy us figuring out The Vineyard starring James Hong.



Quick Facts

Directed by James Hong and William Rice
Produced by Harry Mok
Screenplay by James Hong and Douglas Kondo

The Vineyard (1989) VHS Movie Review

Starring
James Hong as Dr. Elson Po
Michael Wong as Jeremy Young
Sherri Ball as Celeste
Karl Heinz Teuber as Paul Edmonds
Karen Witter as Jezebel
Sean P. Donahue as Brian Whiteman

The Vineyard (1989) VHS Box Art

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Analog Jones and special guest Alex Vazquez from Windy City Horrorama Film Festival in Chicago, try and keep up with Bronson crawling through Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987).


Quick Facts
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown is a 1987 action thriller film, and the fourth installment in the Death Wish film series. Death Wish 4 had a budget of $5 million and a box office of $6.9 million.

Death Wish 4: The Crackdown is a 1987 action thriller film, and the fourth installment in the Death Wish film series. Death Wish 4 had a budget of $5 million and a box office of $6.9 million.

Movies in the theater in November 1987: Fatal attraction, Hello Again, Baby Boom, Less than Zero and Suspect.

Directed by: J. Lee Thompson (following 1976’s St. Ives, 1977’s The White Buffalo, 1980’s Caboblanco, 1983’s 10 to Midnight, 1984’s The Evil That Men Do, and 1986’s Murphy’s Law).
Produced and distributed by Canon Films Group

Starring
Charles Bronson as Paul Kersey
Kay Lenz as Karen Sheldon
John P. Ryan as Nathan White
Perry Lopez as Ed Zacharias
George Dickerson as Reiner
Soon-Tek Oh as Nozaki
Dana Barron as Erica Sheldon
Danny Trejo as Art Sanella
Tim Russ as Jesse

Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987) VHS Movie Review

Death Wish 4: The Crackdown VHS description
Superstar Charles Bronson (Death Wish 1, 2 and 3, The Magnificent Seven) blows the drug underworld wide open in a blazing quest for justice and revenge in Death Wish 4: The Crackdown!

Haunted by his violent past, architect Paul Kersey (Bronson) struggles to forget the brutal deaths of his loved ones — and his obsessive one-man battle to avenge their murders. But when a dose of toxic “crack” kills the young daughter of his new girlfriend (Kay Lenz of “Rich Man, Poor Man”), Kersey again becomes the infamous “vigilante crusader.” Vowing to wipe out the entire cocaine network of L.A. he skillfully goads two vicious competing drug empires into a bloody turf war. But there’s a sinister force behind the scenes (Runaway Train’s John P. Ryan) with his diabolical plans for Kersey in this powerhouse action-thriller!

Trailers: None

Trivia
-Death Wish 4 was the first film in the series not to be directed by Michael Winner. Winner expressed no interest in directing Death Wish 4 because Bronson was displeased with their previous collaboration on Death Wish 3 (1985)
-This was the third script idea for a Death Wish 4 and Canon went with it
-Hickman toyed with the idea of giving Kersey a surrogate son called Eric, to avoid repetition in having the character lose another daughter. He changed his mind and turned Eric into Erica because he felt that the death of a girl would be a stronger echo to the original loss in Kersey’s life.
-The previous three films of the series featured young street punks as villains, while the fourth covered new ground was featuring adult representatives of organized crime. During filming,
-Bronson requested further rewrites of some aspects of dialogue and action scenes. Hickman recalled going through several rewrites daily.
-Over 100,000 cassettes were sold to rental stores. It was the best selling entry of the series in the video market.

The Last Boy Scout (1991) VHS Movie Review

We try to tackle the Super Bowl of action films in our The Last Boy Scout (1991) VHS Movie Review.



Quick Facts
The Last Boy Scout was released to United States theaters on December 13, 1991. The budget for the film was $75 million and had a box office of $59.5 million. Other movies in the theater at the time were Hook, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, The Addams Family, Beauty and the Beast, My Girl and Cape Fear. The Last Boy Scout finished 2nd in its opening weekend at $7.9 million behind Hook at $13.5 million.

Directed by: Tony Scott (Top Gun, Beverly Hills Cop II)
Produced by: Joel Silver (Lethal Weapon and Predator) and Michael Levy (Die Hard 2)
Screenplay by: Shane Black (Lethal Weapon and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)
Story by: Shane Black and Greg Hicks
Distributed by: Warner Bros.
Starring:
Bruce Willis as Joseph “Joe” Cornelius Hallenbeck
Damon Wayans as James “Jimmy” Alexander Dix
Chelsea Field as Sarah Hallenbeck (Teela from Masters of the Universe)
Noble Willingham as Sheldon Marcone
Taylor Negron as Milo (Russell from Bio-Dome)
Danielle Harris as Darian Hallenbeck
Halle Berry as Cory
Bruce McGill as Mike Matthews (Animal House)
Kim Coates as Chet (Sons of Anarchy)
Chelcie Ross as Senator Calvin Baynard (Major League)

The Last Boy Scout (1991) VHS Movie Review | VHS Box Art Front and Back

VHS Back of the Box Description
The Last Boy Scout is the Super Bowl of action movies, a flat-out blitz of excitement, blow-you-away special effects and hilarious gimme-five humor set against the world of pro football. 

Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans star as a seedy detective and disgraced quarterback, teaming to dodge ambushes, fire off one-liners and bust chops. When the going gets tough, they get tougher. And funnier. They came to play. And to settle a score in this raging fireball where bigger is better, hits are harder and bad guys end up deader. 

Sending in plays from the sideline are guys with experience screenwriter Shane Black (Lethal Weapon), producer Joel Silver (the Die Hard and Lethal Weapon films) and director Tony Scott (Top Gun). Along with Willis and Wayans, they ensure The Last Boy Scout isn’t like other films. Be prepared. 

Movie Trailers
Warner Bros. and New Line Cinema Century Collection

Trivia

  • ♦ Shane Black wrote this after struggling with Lethal Weapon 2 and a break up that triggered him to quit writing for almost two years:

    “I was busy mourning my life and, in many ways, the loss of my first real love. I didn’t feel much like doing anything except smoking cigarettes and reading paperbacks. All things come around. Time passed, and eventually, I sat down and transformed some of that bitterness into a character, the central focus of a private eye story which became The Last Boy Scout. Writing that script was a very cathartic experience, one of the best experiences I’ve ever had. I spent so much time alone working on that. Days which I wouldn’t speak. Three, four days where I maybe said a couple of words. It was a wonderfully intense time where my focus was better than it’s ever been. And I was rewarded so handsomely ($1.75 million) for that script, it felt like a vindication and like I was back on track.”

  • ♦ At the time this was a record purchase for an original screenplay ($1.75 million).


Joel Silver and Shane Black

Troubled Production

  • ♦ Joel Silver, Bruce Willis, and Tony Scott fought a lot on set. Silver was described as “insane, with long, horrible fits of sanity,” and was compared to a fighter pilot riding as a passenger. “As soon as you hit a little bit of turbulence, he’s right away going to throw the guy out of the window and take over the steering.”

  • ♦ The original cut for “borderline unwatchable.”

  • ♦ Bruce Willis and Damien Wayans DID NOT like working with each other.

  • ♦ Assistant director James Skotchdopole (a fantastic second unit director, True Romance, and Untouchables) attributed the tension on-set to an “overabundance of alpha males on that project. Bruce was at the height of his stardom, so was Joel, so was Tony and so was Shane. There were a lot of people who had a lot of opinions about what to do. There were some heated, early-Nineties, testosterone-charged personalities on the line. It was a ‘charged environment,’ shall we say.” Writer Shane Black had to wrestle with the script. “I was forced to do more rewriting on that movie than on anything else I’ve done. There was tremendous pressure from the studio to get Bruce Willis and have this be a follow-up to Die Hard. He was reluctant, and rightly so: ‘This whole movie is about me saving my wife. I just did that in Die Hard.’ So they said, ‘OK, let’s minimize the wife, and while we’re at it, add a big finale.’ There was a general pressure to make somehow more significant and better!

  • ♦ Different editors were hired in an attempt to address Scott’s tendency for filming excessive coverage with multiple cameras. Editor Mark Helfrich (Predator and Rush Hour) described sorting through “mountains of raw material” to edit the first cut: “There was more footage shot for The Last Boy Scout than on any film I had ever worked on.”

  • ♦ Expert action movie editor Mark Goldblatt (The Terminator/T2 and Starship Troopers) recalls it as one the most painful and frustrating experiences of his entire career and refuses to discuss it in interviews. Although, he did mention in a podcast interview that several other editors were hired and then fired before him and that Warner Bros. began testing the movie before it was finished.

  • ♦ When editor Stuart Baird (Superman and Lethal Weapon) was hired, the film finally took a positive turn. Baird had been brought in to help re-edit other troubled productions, including Tango & Cash (1989) and Demolition Man (1993). He got the film edited down NC-17 to R with quick cuts away from the hardcore violence.

Nominated for two MTV Awards
Best Action Sequence – For the helicopter blade sequence (Won by L.A. Freeway Scene – Terminator 2: Judgment Day)

Best On-Screen Duo – Bruce Willis & Damon Wayans (Won by Dana Carvey and Mike Myers – Wayne’s World)

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Analog Jones takes on Disney’s black sheep in their The Black Cauldron (1985) VHS Movie Review!

 

Quick Facts
Rated: PG
Released: July 4th, 1985
Runtime: 80 minutes
Budget:$44,000,000 (estimated)
Gross USA: $21,288,692

The Black Cauldron VHS Box | The Black Cauldron (1985) VHS Movie Review

Trailers
A Bug’s Life Teaser Trailer
Meet the Deedles
Kiki’s Delivery Service (Kristen Dunst is the voice actor and Matthew Lawerence)
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
Lady and the Tramp Coming to Video this fall
Lion King II: Simba’s Pride Only on Video

Trivia

  • it is loosely based on the first two books in The Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander, a series of five novels that are, in turn, based on Welsh mythology.
  • The first Disney animated movie to not contain any songs, neither performed by characters nor in the background.
  • Known by many as “the film Disney tried to bury,” fans of the fantasy genre and this movie have tried many times to get the deleted footage restored.
  • Suspended from video release for several years, due to its dark content.
  • First full-length Disney animated movie since Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) to have completed scenes cut before release.
  • Tim Burton, who worked as a Conceptual Artist on this movie, wanted to incorporate minions of the Horned King that were akin to the “facehuggers” from the Alien film franchise. Some samples of his work can be seen on Disney’s 2000 DVD of this movie.
  • This movie is notable for being the first full-length Disney animated movie to incorporate computer graphics imagery (CGI) in its animation. The CGI was utilized for a lot of the special effects, which included the bubbles, a boat, a floating orb of light, the Cauldron, the realistic flames were seen near the end of the movie, and the boat that Taran and his friends used to escape the castle
  • The production of this movie can be traced back to 1971 when Walt Disney Pictures purchased the screen rights to Lloyd Alexander’s “The Chronicles of Prydain.” This movie took over twelve years to make, five years of actual production, and cost over twenty-five million dollars. Over one thousand different hues and colors were used, and thirty-four miles of film stock was utilized.
  • Ralph Bakshi was approached to be involved with this movie in 1979 after the success of his fantasy film Wizards (1977), and his animated adaptation of The Lord of the Rings (1978). He turned it down, believing his style is far too mature for a Disney movie for family entertainment.
  • Various members of Disney’s “Nine Old Men,” as well as Don Bluth, took stabs at making this movie during the 1970s.
  • According to Producer Joe Hale, “When (Jeffrey) Katzenberg first screened the film, he told us to cut it by ten minutes. Roy (Disney) and I got together and found some scenes we could get rid of, that didn’t affect the story that much.” When they ran it again for Jeffrey Katzenberg, and the film finished, he asked Roy Edward Disney, “Is that ten minutes?” When Disney replied, “No, it was only around six minutes.” Katzenberg stated, “I said ten minutes!” Hale continued, “Eventually he cut out about twelve minutes, which really hurt the picture.”
  • Four months before the film’s release, The Samuel Goldwyn Company had released The Care Bears Movie (1985) which was made by the much smaller company Nelvana. It only cost $2 million but made $23 million at the box office. By contrast, The Black Cauldron cost $44 million but only made $21.3 million. This alarmed many Disney animators and raised questions about the future of the department.

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Get ready to fly with a middle-aged Peter Pan in our Hook (1991) VHS Movie Review.

 

Hook Quick Facts
Hook is a Fantasy Adventure film that was released into US theaters on December 11, 1991. Hook was produced by Amblin Entertainment and distributed by TriStar Pictures. Hook had a budget of around $70,000,000 and grossed about $300.9 million in the box office.

Director: Steven Spielberg (E.T., Jaws)
Producers: Kathleen Kennedy (Jurassic Park, Star Wars: The Force Awakens), Frank Marshall (Poltergeist, Raiders of the Lost Ark) and Gerald R. Molen (Schindler’s List)
Screenplay Writers: Jim V. Hart (Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Muppet Treasure Island) and Malia Scotch Marmo (Polar Express)
Story Writers: Jim V. Hart and Nick Castle (Escape from New York, The Last Star Fighter)

Hook’s Cast:
Robin Williams as Peter Banning / Peter Pan
Dustin Hoffman as Captain James Hook
Julia Roberts as Tinker Bell
Bob Hoskins as Mr. Smee
Charlie Korsmo (Dick Tracy) as Jack Banning
Amber Scott as Maggie Banning
Maggie Smith (She was 57 at the time) as Wendy Darling
Gwyneth Paltrow as teenage Wendy Darling, at 19 years old
Caroline Goodall as Moira Banning
Dante Basco as Rufio

Hook (1991) VHS Movie Review

Hook Back of the Box Description
A high-flying adventure from the magic of Steven Spielberg, Hook stars Robin Williams as a grown-up Peter Pan and Dustin Hoffman as the infamous Captain Hook.

Joining the fun is Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell, Bob Hoskins as the pirate Smee, and Maggie Smith as Granny Wendy Darling, who must convince the middle-aged lawyer Peter Banning that he was once the legendary Peter Pan. And so the adventure begins anew, with Peter off to Neverland to save his two children from Captain Hook. Along the way, he rediscovers the power of imagination, of friendship, and of magic. A classic tale updated for children of all ages, Hook, nominated for 5 1991 Academy Awards including best visual effects is “a 10. A film that will entertain generations, generations from now.” Gary Franklin, KABC-TV

Back of the Box Quotes
“Get ready for adventure. Steven Spielberg has scored another triumph.”
—Gen Shalit, The Today Show

Hook Trivia
-Spielberg had a personal connection to Peter and Jack’s troubled relationship because it echoed his own life.
-Spielberg considered directing it as a musical with Michael Jackson in the lead. Jackson wasn’t interested in the adult version of Peter Pan forgetting his past.
-This movie almost went into production in 1985 with Paramount Pictures.
-Malia Scotch Marmo rewrote Captain Hook’s dialogue, and Carrie Fisher went uncredited writing Tinker Bell’s dialogue.
-The original budget was set at $48 million but ballooned to $70-80 million after the movie ran 40 days over schedule.
-Spielberg’s on-set relationship with Julia Roberts was troubled, and he later revealed in an interview with 60 Minutes, “It was an unfortunate time for us to work together.” In a 1999 Vanity Fair interview, Roberts said that Spielberg’s comments “really hurt my feelings.” She “couldn’t believe this person that I knew and trusted was actually hesitating to come to my defense . . . it was the first time that I felt I had a turncoat in my midst.”
Hook had Action Figures and here’s the commercial.
Hook also came out as a SNES Game and here’s the long play of the game.
-The film was nominated for five categories at the 64th Academy Awards. This included Best Production Design (Norman Garwood, Garrett Lewis) (lost to Bugsy), Best Costume Design (lost to Bugsy), Best Visual Effects (lost to Terminator 2: Judgment Day), Best Makeup (lost to Terminator 2: Judgment Day) and Best Original Song (“When You’re Alone”, lost to Beauty and the Beast).
-Hoffman was nominated for the Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy (lost to Williams for The Fisher King).
-John Williams was given a Grammy Award nomination for Best Score Soundtrack for Visual Media.
-Julia Roberts received a Golden Raspberry Award nomination for Worst Supporting Actress (lost to Sean Young as the dead twin in A Kiss Before Dying).
-In a 2013 interview on Kermode & Mayo’s Film Review Show said this about Hook: “I wanna see Hook again because I so don’t like that movie, and I’m hoping someday I’ll see it again and perhaps like some of it.”

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Let’s take a bite out of listeners submission month with our Critters (1986) VHS Movie Review. Get ready for some Chiodo brothers love!


Quick Facts

Critters is a 1986 monster/comedy horror film made on a budget of $2,000,000 by New Line Cinema. Critters grossed $13.6 million during its release in the United States and spawned a Critters franchise with three sequels.

Director: Stephen Herek (Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Mighty Ducks)
Writers: Domonic Muir (Gingerdead Man, Evil Bong as August White), Stephen Herek and Don Keith Opper (Has writing credits in all four Critter films)

Critters (1996) VHS Movie Review

Critters Cast:
Dee Wallace (E.T. and Cujo) as Helen Brown
Scott Grimes (Band of Brothers and The Orville) as Brad Brown
Billy “Green” Bush (Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday) as Jay Brown
Nadine van der Velde (Munchies and is now a TV Producer) as April Brown
M. Emmet Walsh (Blood Simple and Missing in Action) as Sherriff Harv
Don Keith Opper (Critters Franchise and born in Chicago) as Charlie McFadden
Billy Zane (Titanic, Demon Knight and born in Chicago) as Steve Elliot
Ethan Phillips (Star Trek: Voyager) as Jeff Barnes
Terrence Mann (Stage actor) as Ug/Johnny Steele
Jeremy Lawrence (Stage actor) as Reverend Miller/Preacher
Lin Shaye (Insidious, There’s Something About Mary and is Bob Shaye’s sister) as Sally
Corey Burton (Voice actor and plays Dale from Chip n Dales: Rescue Rangers) as the voices of the Crites/Critters

Critters (1996) VHS Movie Review

Critters Back of the Box Summary
“Both thumbs up!” said Ebert and Siskel about CRITTERS, a horrific story of carnivorous aliens who come to Earth in a feeding frenzy for human flesh. It’s no picnic for the Brown family when a lethal litter of Krites arrives unannounced at their Kansas farm. Trapped in a deadly nightmare, the terrified Browns fight for their lives against the attacking bloodthirsty monsters. But, it’s a losing battle until two intergalactic bounty hunters arrive determined to blow the hellish creatures off the planet! It’s an alien adventure, full of action and just crawling with CRITTERS!

Fun Facts
-The Krites voices were a combination of French and Japanese elements and voiced by Corey Burton (Dale from Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers).
-Although Critters was released two years after Gremlins, director Stephen Herek states that the script for Critters was initially written by Dominic Muir far before Gremlin’s entered production; Gremlins did, however, serve as an incentive to greenlight Critters. Herek unsuccessfully attempted to sell his project to several studios, but it was only after the release and success of Gremlins that New Line Cinema was willing to produce it. Herek thus had to heavily adjust Muir’s script to reduce the similarities between the two films.
The Chiodo brothers — Charlie, Steve, and Ed — got the job of creating the Krites. The design and construction of the Krites cost $100,000 of Critters $2,000,000 budget.
-The main puppets were full-sized 13″ models, with radio-controlled eyes and blinking eyelids, cable-controlled faces, arms, and claws, as well as bladders in the throat and chest to mimic breathing. For the Critters’ eyes, clear plexiglass spheres were coated with reflective Scotchlite material in the back.
-The giant Krite at the end was a 4-foot tall suit to be worn by a little person. The Chiodo brothers didn’t have much time or money to build the suit. “They didn’t give us the time or money to do it,” Charlie said. “The costume was just a quick, throwaway thing; they wanted to show something big. It looked alright, but there were no mechanics budgeted for the face; it didn’t move.”
-Sugar Apples inspired Krite eggs.
-Jordan Downey made a 6-minute fan film for a Critters web series that never got off the ground, but his short is rad.

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Get ready to chase down tornadoes and watch Phillip Seymour Hoffman go crazy in our Twister (1996) VHS Movie Review!

 

Twister Quick Facts
Twister is an action/disaster film from Amblin Entertainment. Twister was released on May 17, 1996. Twister had a budget of $92 million and grossed almost $500 million in worldwide sales.

Director: Jan de Bont (Speed)
Writers: Michael Crichton (Jurassic Park) and Anne-Marie Martin, Joss Whedon (Avengers), Steve Zaillian (Schindler’s List), and Jeff Nathanson (Rush Hour 2 and Rush Hour 3) were brought in for rewrites.
Producers: Ian Bryce (Speed), Michael Crichton, and Kathleen Kennedy (E.T.)

Twister (1996) VHS Movie Review

Twister Cast:
Bill Paxton as Bill “The Extreme” Harding
Helen Hunt as Dr. Jo Harding
Jami Gertz as Dr. Melissa Reeves
Cary Elwes as Dr. Jonas Miller
Phillip Seymour Hoffman as “Dusty” Davis
Alan Ruck as Robert “Rabbit” Nurick
Jeremy Davies as Brian Laurence
Lois Smith as Aunt Meg Green

 

Twister (1996) VHS Box

Twister Back of the Box Description
The house rips apart piece by piece. A bellowing cow spins through the air. Tractors fall like rain. A 15,000-pound gasoline tanker becomes an airborne bomb. A mile-wide, 300 miles-per-hour force of total devastation is coming at you: Twister is hitting home. In this adventure swirling with cliffhanging excitement and awesome special effects, Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton play scientists pursuing the most destructive weather front to sweep through mid-America’s Tornado Alley in 50 years. By launching electronic sensors into the funnel, the storm chasers hope to obtain enough data to create an improved warning system. But to do so, they must intercept the twisters’ deadly path. The chase in on!

Twister Box Quotes
“A Gale-force Movie! The special effects are spectacular!”
-Janet Maslin, The New York Times

Taglines
The Dark Side of Nature
Don’t Breathe. Don’t Look Back.
Go for a ride you’ll never forget!
The Beautiful yet Destructive side to life

Twister VHS Trailers
Space Jam
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Twister Soundtrack Promo
Bugs Bunny and Taz WB Intro

Fun Facts on Twister
-Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt were temporarily blinded by bright lights used to dim the sky. The lights sunburnt both their eyeballs and caused them both to miss a couple days of shooting.
-The sound of the tornado got the crew nominated for an Academy Award for best sound. How did they do it?

“To make new and different wind sounds, they constructed a box filled with chicken wire, stuck a microphone inside, and placed it on top of a car,” author Keay Davidson revealed in his book, Twister: The Science of Tornadoes and the Making of a Natural Disaster Movie. “Then they rolled the car downhill — turning the engine off so that it wouldn’t interfere with the sound recording.

“They also reviewed recordings of camels and noted that these creatures emit sounds that are ‘wet and lugubrious and nasty.’ As he [supervising sound editor, Stephen Hunter Flick] listened to the camel recordings over and over, Flick turned down the pitch, and the camels’ sounds developed a moaning, ‘cavernous’ quality that, he felt, nicely captured the eerie vastness of a tornado.”
-Director Jan De Bont was very unpopular on set. Entertainment Weekly claimed more than 20 crew members walked off the set after De Bont pushed a camera assistant into the mud after he got in the way of a complicated shot. The
-Bill Paxton wanted to direct a sequel but sadly it never happened before his death.
-Two of the stars in Twister have passed away. Phillip Seymour Hoffman died on February 2, 2014, of an accidental drug overdose. Bill Paxton died on February 25, 2017, due to complications from surgery.

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Eye of the Tiger (1986) VHS Movie Review

Eye of the Tiger (1986) VHS Movie Review

 

Get ready for sand, sweat and exhaust smoke! Gary Busey stars in Eye of the Tiger and fights a motorcycle gang from hell.

Eye of the Tiger Quick Facts
Eye of the Tiger was released to your local video store on November 24, 1986, with a mystery budget.

Director: Richard C. Sarafian
Writer: Michael Thomas Montgomery (as Michael Montgomery)

Eye of the Tiger Cast:
Gary Busey as Buck Matthews, a Vietnam veteran that returns home after getting out of prison and finds his town overrun by a drug running motorcycle gang.
Yaphet Kotto as J.B. Deveraux, a cop that works under a corrupt Sheriff and is good friends with Buck Matthews.
Seymour Cassel as Sheriff, he secretly gets paid off by the motorcycle gang to turn the other cheek.
William Smith as Blade, the leader of the motorcycle gang.

VHS Box Art (Japanese and US)

Eye of the Tiger (1986) VHS Movie Review

Back of the Box Synopsis
Buck Matthews (Gary Busey) fights the system and, with the support of an old friend (Yaphet Kotto), becomes the lone symbol of justice in a small Texas town, riddled with the corruption of a ruthless sheriff. Out of prison for a crime, he didn’t commit, Buck returns to his hometown, hoping to settle down with his wife and daughter. But this is not to be. When a sadistic gang of drug-running bikers murderously violates the sanctity of his home, Buck is forced into an escalating battle of violence and action. Now, vengeance must be his, or all will be lost!

Box Quotes
‘Nam was hell…
Prison unbearable…
But Coming home meant murder.

“Busey’s back in top form” Keven Thomas, L.A. Times

Eye of the Tiger Trailers
A unknown Japanese Anime Trailer
Montage Trailer of Eye of the Tiger

Highlights
Motorcyclist flies through a wall.
A Motorcyclist gets decapitated by Buck.
Buck’s dead wife is dragged in her casket down the street.
Bingo Hall speech!
A badass truck with missiles and machine guns!
Dynamite is shoved up a guys butt.
J.B. jumps into a plane and drops bombs like the Red Barron.
Sheriff gets boo’d up!
Blade the leader is killed with COCAINE.

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Predator 2 (1990) VHS Movie Review

Analog Jones continues A Very Busey Christmas with a bizarre sequel, Predator 2 starring Danny Glover and Gary Busey.

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Predator 2 Quick Facts
Predator 2 was released on November 21, 1990, with a budget of $35 million and made $57 million in cumulative worldwide gross.

Director: Stephen Hopkins (Lost in Space, A Nightmare on Elm Street 5)
Writers: Jim and John Thomas (characters and script)

Predator 2 Cast:
Danny Glover as Lieutenant Michael “Mike” R. Harrigan, an LAPD Officer who is investigating rival Jamaican and Colombian drug cartels. He is very stubborn and often is criticized by the superior officers for not obeying orders.
Kevin Peter Hall as The Predator, a member of a warrior race which hunts aggressive members of other species for sport, uses active camouflage, a plasma weapon and can see in the infrared spectrum. Hall also played the Elder Predator, the leader of the Predators at the end of the film.
Gary Busey as Special Agent Peter Keyes posed as a DEA agent leading a special task force investigating a drug conspiracy as a cover for his attempts to capture the Predator.
Ruben Blades as Detective Danny Archuleta, a member of Harrigan’s team and a long time friend of his.
María Conchita Alonso as Detective Leona Cantrell, an LAPD cop involved in the Jamaican-Colombian gang wars.
Bill Paxton as Detective Jerry Lambert, an LAPD cop, transferred from another precinct into Metro Command. His role is often that of comic relief.
Lilyan Chauvin as Dr. Irene Richards, the chief medical examiner and forensic pathologist of Los Angeles. She aids Harrigan, in spite of being completely cut out of the official investigation by Keyes’ team.
Robert Davi as Deputy Chief Phil Heinemann.
Adam Baldwin as Garber, a member of Keyes’ task force.
Kent McCord as Captain B. Pilgrim, an LAPD cop and Harrigan’s boss.
Morton Downey, Jr. as Tony Pope, a journalist who reports the gruesome and murderous homicides left by the Predator. The police constantly criticize him for interfering with investigations.
Calvin Lockhart as King Willie, the boss of the Jamaica Voodoo Posse. He appears to be psychic because of his voodoo beliefs.

Predator 2 VHS Box Art Front and Back

Box Synopsis
It comes from a distant world to hunt people for sport. Invisible, and armed with powerful weapons unlike anything we know, it stalks its human quarry mercilessly, leaving mangled corpses in its wake. Late time, it landed in the jungle. This time, it’s chosen, Los Angeles.

Ravaged by open warfare between rival drug gangs. L.A. is the perfect killing ground for the Predator, who is drawn by heat and conflict. When the police find mutilated bodies, Lieutenant Mike Harrigan (Danny Glover) thinks it’s the work of the feuding gangs. Then a mysterious government agent (Gary Busey) arrives and orders him to stay off the case. Instead, Harrigan sets out to learn what’s really going on and comes face to face with the savage alien in a climactic, electrifying confrontation.

Co-starring Ruben Blades and featuring superb special effects from Stan Winston. PREDATOR 2 is a suspenseful action thriller.

Predator 2 VHS Trailers
None, BOOO!!!!

Highlights:
Columbians and the cops get into a block war with exploding cars and everything.
Columbians do coke and get destroyed by the Predator.
King Willie gets his head chopped off.
Bill Paxton tells a lot of bad jokes.
A Voodoo soul stealing ceremony gets broken up by the Predator.
The Pred attacks a subway car full of armed cops and passengers.
Danny Glover chops off the Predators arm.
The old woman in the apartment building is parts hilarious and weird.
Gary Busey gets chopped in half.
Danny Glover gets a pirate gun.

 

The Making of Predator 2

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Surviving the Game (1994) VHS Movie Review

It’s the start of a VERY BUSEY CHRISTMAS! The first VHS this December is “Surviving the Game” from 1994. Get ready for the most dangerous game, hunting humans, and a bunch of dudes hamming it up in the woods!

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Surviving the Game was released into theaters on April 15, 1994, from New Line Cinema on a budget of $7.4 million, and it had a box office return of $7.7 million. It was in theaters the same time as D2: The Mighty Ducks, Major League 2, Bad Girls and Four Weddings and a Funeral.

Directed by Ernest R. Dickerson
Produced by Fred C. Caruso
Written by Eric Bent

Surviving the Game Cast includes:
Ice-T as Jack Mason
Rutger Hauer as Thomas Burns
Charles S. Dutton as Walter Cole
Gary Busey as Doc Hawkins
John C. McGinley as John Griffin
F. Murray Abraham as Derek Wolfe Sr.
William McNamara as Derek Wolfe Jr.
Jeff Corey as Hank
Richard Blackwell as “Tiny”

Check out the Surviving the Game Trailer

Surviving the Game VHS Cover

Surviving the Game (1994) VHS Cover

Surviving the Game VHS Trailers include:
Above the Rim (1994)
Bitter Moon (1994)
The Mask (1994)

Surviving the Game Plot:
Jack Mason is a homeless man that losses his only friends, Hank an older homeless man and his pet dog, on the same day. Mason attempts suicide but is saved by Walter Cole. Cole promises him a job as a hunting guide that pays well if he can handle it.

Mason passes the test given from Thomas Burns and is flown to a remote cabin in Oregon. Once at the Cabin, Mason meets the hunting party that paid $50,000 each to be included in this particular hunt. The party consists of Thomas Burns, the founder of the hunt, and super weird guy. Doc Hawkins, a psychopathic psychiatrist who specializes in psychological assessments for the CIA. Walter Cole, the locator, he finds the perfect prey. Texas “oil man” John Griffin or Dr. Cox who is grieving over the murder of his daughter. Wealthy executive on Wall Street, Derek Wolfe Sr. and his son Derek Wolfe Jr., who is at first unaware of the actual purposes of the hunt.

The first night all the men are eating a pig feast and engaging in conversation (Also chewing as loud as possible). Mason receives a pack of cigarettes from Hawkins and learns a little history about his birthmark. Gary Busey gives a monologue to die for about his bulldog, and a must watch.

The next morning Mason is woken up with a gun to the face and is told to run for his life! The group finish breakfast and then begin the hunt. Mason is forced to protect himself and survive at any means possible. Will he survive?! Let the hunting start!!!!

Highlights:
A dog dies within 10 minutes; actually, that sucks.
A brutal story of the killing of Prince Henry Stout by Gary Busey (this film hates dogs).
Heads in jars, always a treat.
Gary Busey is served up extra crispy.
Dr. Cox gets shot IN THE FACE.
An exploding ATV that leaves a man legless.
An annoying young man falls to his death, and the whole audience is better for it.
Rutger Hauer dresses up as a priest and GETS BLOWN UP.
Bonus points, Ice-T can’t stop saying quotable lines! Example, “I would run to Alaska for twenty dollars.”

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You’ve Got Mail (1998) VHS Movie Review

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You’ve Got Mail was released into theaters on December 18, 1998, on a budget of $65 million and made $250.8 million at the box office.

Directed by Nora Ephron who also directed When Harry Met Sally (1989) and Sleepless in Seattle (1993).

Nora Ephron also produced this film and co-wrote the screenplay with her sister Delia Ephron. This movie is based on the play Parfumerie by Miklós László.

You’ve Got Mail Cast
Tom Hanks as Joe Fox
Meg Ryan as Kathleen Kelly
Parker Posey as Patricia Eden
Jean Stapleton as Birdie Conrad
Greg Kinnear as Frank Navasky
Steve Zahn as George Pappas
Heather Burns as Christina Plutzker
Dave Chappelle as Kevin Jackson

You’ve Got Mail VHS Trailers
You’ve Got Mail Soundtrack promo

You’ve Got Mail Plot
Before the movie begins, we are treated to an astonishing 90’s opening credits of dial-up internet sounds and early 3D rendering that made my heart swell with joy. Kathleen Kelly is involved with Frank Navasky, a leftist newspaper writer for The New York Observer who is always in search of an opportunity to write for the underdog. While Frank is devoted to his typewriter, Kathleen prefers her laptop and logging into her AOL email account. Using the screen name “Shopgirl,” she reads an email from “NY152”, the screen name of Joe Fox, whom she first met in an “over-30s” chatroom. As her voice narrates her reading of the email, she reveals the boundaries of the online relationship: no specifics, including no names, career or class information, or family connections. These opening scenes are an overload of 90’s sounds from the internet loading to the AOL robot voice of “You’ve Got Mail.”

Joe belongs to the Fox family that runs Fox Books a chain of mega-bookstores. Kathleen runs the independent bookstore The Shop Around The Corner that her mother ran before her. The two are shown passing each other on their separate ways to work, revealing that they visit the same neighborhoods in the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Joe arrives at work, supervising the opening of a new Fox Books in New York City with the help of his best friend, branch manager Kevin. Kathleen and her three store assistants, George, Aunt Birdie, and Christina, open up her small shop that morning.

Following a day with his 11-year-old aunt Annabel and 4-year-old half-brother Matthew, Joe enters Kathleen’s store to let his younger relatives experience story time. Joe and Kathleen have a conversation that shows Kathleen’s fears about the Fox Books store opening around the corner. He withholds his last name and makes a sharp exit with the children. At a publishing party for New York book business people later that week, Joe and Kathleen meet again where Kathleen discovers Joe’s true identity. She accuses him of deception and spying, while he responds by disparaging her bookstore.

The Shop Around the Corner slowly goes out of business. Kathleen enters Fox Books to discover the store is friendly and relaxed yet without the same dedication to or knowledge of children’s books as her shop. Her employees move on: Christina goes job hunting, George gets a job at the children’s department at the Fox Books store, and Birdie retires.

When the two finally decide to meet, Joe discovers with whom he has been corresponding. At first, he chooses not to meet her but then joins her without revealing his online identity, leading them to argue once more. Joe later resumes the messages, apologizes, and promises to tell her why he stood her up eventually.

After both quietly break up with their significant others, Joe realizes his feelings towards Kathleen and begins building a face-to-face relationship, still keeping his online identity a secret. He plans a meeting between his online persona and her, but just before she is to meet her online friend, Joe reveals his feelings for her. When she is waiting for “NY152” at the meeting spot, she sees Joe and his dog, realizing he was “NY152” the whole time.

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Now and Then (1995) VHS Movie Review

 

Now and Then was released into theaters on October 20th, 1995 on a budget of $12,000,000 and grossed $37,591,674 in the box office. The film is a coming-of-age film that follows four women who recount a pivotal summer they shared in 1970 as adolescents.

Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter and she’s best known for her TV work on Homeland and the West Wing.

Written by I. Marlene King and she’s best known for her TV work on Pretty Little Liars.

Produced by Demi Moore and Suzanne Todd, Todd is the owner of the film production company Team Todd and has produced hits for nearly every major studio.

Now and Then Cast
Gaby Hoffman/Demi Moore as Samantha Albertson
Christina Ricci/Rosie O’Donnell as Roberta Martin
Ashleigh Aston Moore/Rita Wilson as Chrissy DeWitt
Thora Birch/Melanie Griffith as Tina “Teeny” Tercell

Supporting Cast
Bonnie Hunt as Mrs. DeWitt
Cloris Leachman as Grandma Albertson
Janeane Garofalo as Wiladene
Brendan Fraser as a Vietnam Veteran
Hank Azaria as Bud Kent

Now and Then Trailers
Movieline Magazine Promo
Now and Then Soundtrack Promo
Theodore Rex Trailer
Bed of Roses Trailer
Mortal Kombat Coming Soon to VHS Trailer
The Mask Now on VHS Trailer
Dumb and Dumber Now on VHS Trailer
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Now and Then Plot
In 1991, four childhood friends reunite in their hometown of Shelby, Indiana.

Samantha Albertson (Demi Moore) Science-Fiction writer who narrates the story. She was played by Gaby Hoffman and was the “weird” girl who liked to perform seances.

Roberta Martin (Rosie O’Donnell) She’s now a doctor and was played by Christina Ricci, a tough tomboy whose mother died when she was four-years-old.

Chrissy DeWitt (Rita Wilson) She’s about to give birth to her first child. , and she was a naive child that was over-sheltered by her mother (Bonnie Hunt).

Tina “Teeny” Tercell (Melanie Griffith) is a successful Hollywood actress; as a child (Thora Birch), she had always dreamed of fame. Teeny and Samantha have not visited their hometown in ten years.

The story flashes back to 1970 when the girls had two goals: saving enough money to buy a tree house and avoiding the Wormer brothers. One night, they sneak out to the cemetery to perform a seance. A cracked tombstone convinces them they have resurrected the spirit of a young boy identified only as Dear Johnny, who died in 1945 at the age of twelve. Intrigued, they search for information at the library but find nothing. Roberta, on the other hand, sees the true story of her mothers death.

While heading for the library in a nearby town, they bump into the Wormers and steal their clothes while they swim. At the library, Roberta discovers an article about her mother dying in a car accident. Samantha finds a story about Dear Johnny and his mother tragically dying, but a part is missing, leaving the cause of their deaths a mystery.

The girls meet a Vietnam veteran (Brendan Fraser) while riding their bike. He is now a hippie that travels from town to town. The girls then visit a local psychic Wiladene (Janeane Garofalo) who determines he was murdered with tarot cards.

Samantha meets her mom’s boyfriend Bud Kent over dinner and storms out to Teeny’s place where she is watching a drive-in movie. Samantha tells Teeny that her parents are getting a divorce. Teeny breaks her favorite necklace in two and makes them both friendship bracelets. On their way home during a thunderstorm, Samantha loses her half of the bracelet in a storm drain. When she climbs down to get it, the water rises, trapping her. Crazy Pete, a homeless man, pulls her out. Thankful, the girls now see him differently. At the same time, Roberta is playing basketball in her driveway when Scott Wormer suddenly arrives. They kiss on the porch.

The next day, the girls ask Samantha’s grandmother about Dear Johnny’s death and discover from a newspaper article that he and his mother were murdered. Roberta becomes upset and angry that two innocent people were killed and also by the realization that her mother died brutally, opposite to what she was told. Samantha announces that her parents are divorcing, and the four make a pact to always be there for one another, no matter what.

To put Dear Johnny’s soul to rest, the girls go to the cemetery to perform another seance. Johnny’s tombstone suddenly rises surrounded by bright lights. A figure appears from behind, but it is only the groundskeeper who explains that the stone was damaged and is being replaced. The groundskeeper explains he was the one who cracked the tombstone on accident. While leaving, they notice Crazy Pete, and Samantha follows him back to Dear Johnny’s grave. Realizing that he is Dear Johnny’s father, she comforts him, while he advises her not to dwell on things. After all this, the tree house is finally bought, and Samantha narrates, “The tree house was supposed to bring us more independence. But what the summer actually brought was independence from each other.”

The film returns to 1991, and Chrissy goes into labor and gives birth to a girl. Later, in their old tree house, it is revealed by Roberta that Crazy Pete had died the previous year. They then discuss how happy they are in life and make another pact to visit more often.

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The Rage Carrie 2 (1999) VHS Movie Review

 

Every podcast thinks terrible thoughts and this week those terrible thoughts are about The Rage: Carrie 2. Analog Jones is joined by The Jersey Ghouls to review this over the top 90’s horror film.

The Rage: Carrie 2 was released into theaters on March 12, 1999. The budget was $21 million, and the movie made $17.8 million in the box office.

Directed by Katt Shea
Produced by Paul Monash
Written by Rafael Moreu
Based on Carrie by Stephen King

The Rage: Carrie 2 Cast
Emily Bergl as Rachel Lang
Jason London as Jesse Ryan
Dylan Bruno as Mark Bing
J. Smith Cameron as Barbara Lang
Amy Irving as Sue Snell
Zachery Ty Bryan as Eric Stark

The Rage: Carrie 2 Trailers
The World is Not Enough (James Bond)
The James Bond 007 Collection
The Mod Squad (1999)
Blast From the Past
Rocky Marciano
The Lesser Evil
The Corruptor

The Rage: Carrie 2 Plot
Barbara Lang has schizophrenia and is locked up in a mental institution called Arkham Asylum. Rachel has to live with foster parents.

Years later, Rachel talks with her best friend Lisa, who has lost her virginity to Eric, a football player. The football players have a game where they sleep with girls and receive points. After Eric rejects her, Lisa commits suicide. Her death ignites Rachel’s dormant telekinetic powers.

Rachel discovers a photo of Lisa and Eric. She tells school guidance counselor Sue Snell and Sheriff Kelton that Lisa and Eric slept together. Kelton looks into charging Eric with statutory rape.

Walter, Rachel’s Basset Hound dog, is hit by a car, but Jesse drives by and takes the dog to an animal hospital. They have coffee while Walter is recovering.

Eric, Mark and several other football players learn that Rachel had a photo of Eric and Lisa together and gave it to Sheriff Kelton. They pay Rachel a visit at her house to intimidate her into not talking, but her powers stop them.

Sue Snell meets with Rachel and learns Rachel is telekinetic. Snell shows Rachel the original high school from Carrie (1976) that she survived, but 70 people died in the fire that Carrie White started.

The Senior D.A. covers up the statutory rape because of the political influence of the wealthy families. Encouraged, Mark plots to humiliate Rachel for what she did to Eric. He apologizes to Jesse and offers his parents’ cabin so Jesse can spend the night with Rachel. Rachel loses her virginity, both unaware that a hidden video camera is filming them.

Rachel goes to a party, and the popular kids reveal their sex game that she is a part of, which triggers Rachel’s telekinesis and unleashes the rage in her. Rachel closes the doors, kills most of the party goers, including Sue Snell in a horrific display of power. Rachel gets crushed by a piece of the house, Jesse says he loves her and she saves him.

A year later, Jesse is at college, sharing his room with Rachel’s dog, Walter. Jesse dreams Rachel approaches him in his dorm. When he walks towards her, she shatters into pieces in a very odd ending.

Behind the Scenes of The Rage: Carrie 2
Original the script was titled The Curse and was stalled for two years. When the film started to shoot in 1998 it was retitled to Carrie 2: Say You’re Sorry.

A few weeks into production the first director Robert Mandel quit over creative differences, and Katt Shea took over.

Buy the double feature with the 2002 TV version of Carrie and The Rage: Carrie 2 by Scream Factory.

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Christine (1983) VHS Movie Review and Halloween (2018) Movie Review

 

Two nerds build a podcast about old VHS tapes, and it ends up being possessed by an evil entity. Listen to Analog Jones talk about John Carpenter’s Christine (1983) for our Halloween episode!Christine was released into theaters on December 9, 1983, on a budget of $10 million and it made $21 million at the box office.Directed by John Carpenter the man who brought us Halloween (1978) and The Thing (1982).

This film is based on a novel by Stephen King called Christine. Bill Phillips wrote the screenplay.

Produced by Richard Kobritz who also produced Salem’s Lot (Salem’s Lot VHS Movie Review)

Christine’s Cast
Keith Gordon as Arnold “Arnie” Cunningham (The Legend of Billie Jean)
John Stockwell as Dennis Guilder (Top Gun)
Alexandra Paul as Leigh Cabot (American Nightmare VHS Movie Review)
Robert Prosky as Will Darnell (Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Last Action Hero)
Harry Dean Stanton as Detective Rudolph “Rudy” Junkins (Alien, Pretty in Pink)

Christine’s Synopsis
A nerdy high school student named Arne buys a busted 1958 Plymouth Fury and falls in love with it while rebuilding the car. As Arne drives the car around, named Christine, it slowly changes him. Christine is more than a car; she’s possessed by an unknown evil entity that wreaks havoc in Rockbridge, California.

Fun Facts
According to John Carpenter, Christine was not a film he had planned on directing, saying that he directed the film as “a job” as opposed to a “personal project.” He had previously directed The Thing (1982), which had done poorly at the box office and led to a critical backlash. In retrospect, Carpenter stated that upon reading Christine, he felt that “It just wasn’t very frightening. But it was something I needed to do at that time for my career.”

King’s novel, the source material for Carpenter’s film, made it clear that the car was possessed by the evil spirit of its previous owner, Roland D. LeBay, whereas the film version of the story shows that the evil spirit surrounding the car was present on the day it was built. Other elements from the novel were altered for the film, particularly the execution of the death scenes, which the filmmakers opted for a more “cinematic approach.”

You can buy the Blu-ray on Amazon that has deleted scenes and commentary with director John Carpenter and Keith Gordon.

Bonus Movie Review: Halloween (2018)

Halloween (2018) was released into theaters on September 19, 2018, with a budget of $10 million.

This is the eleventh installment in the Halloween film series and a direct sequel to the 1978 film of the same name.

Directed by David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express)

Written by Jeff Fradley, Danny McBride (Eastbound & Down) and David Gordon Green.

Based on characters by John Carpenter and Debra Hill

Halloween (2018) Cast
Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode
Judy Greer as Karen
Andi Matichak as Allyson
Will Patton as Frank Hawkins
Virginia Gardner as Vicky
Haluk Bilginer as Dr. Ranbir Sartain

Halloween (2018) Storyline
Laurie Strode comes to her final confrontation with Michael Myers, the masked figure who has haunted her since she narrowly escaped his killing spree on Halloween night four decades ago.

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Today in my blog Every Damn DVD I did a write-up of the forgettable (but still fun) redneck slasher movie American Gothic. In my write-up I mention that the VHS cover was great but the DVD cover definitely lost something. I provided a shitty side-by-side comparison below for a better example:

Gothic

As you can see, the original cover had small little details, and those details made the cover all the more terrifying. you throw in some blood, a knife, a different facial expressions and the screaming teens in the window and you’ve got a classic VHS cover.

This isn’t the first DVD that completely destroyed the magic of the original VHS cover. The VHS cover for Alligator used to stare at my from the Blockbuster shelf. I obsessed over it trying to build up the courage to rent it one day. If the VHS cover was the same as the DVD version,  I’d have never had an interest in it.

AlligatorCompare The VHS shows us that frightening beast just staring right into you. It’s far more effective than this shitty cartoon of an Alligator tearing up the sewer. It just doesn’t have the same impact.

For well over a decade, VHS was king. There was something magical about going to the video store and looking at all those beautiful covers staring back at you. I was a member at so many video stores growing up. First there was Movie King (which didn’t last very long), followed by a Blockbuster, and beyond.

I was absolutely terrified of horror movies as a kid. I didn’t want anything to do with them; I refused to watch them as I knew they’d give me nightmares. Clearly this was bullshit though. My parents did a great job of instilling fear into me, but even as a kid I loved the morbid. My favorite movies were things like Beetlejuice, Monster Squad and Ghostbusters. My favorite cartoon was Toxic Crusaders. I loved monsters and mutants and ghosts and  ghouls.

The horror fan that was inside of me was constantly trying to break free. This is probably the reason why every trip to Blockbuster included me roaming the horror section and just looking at VHS tapes. I’d obsessively tough boxes and stare at the covers. How can you just walk past this as a kid and not want to know more.

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Then came West Coast Video. I don’t know why this video store randomly popped up in my town. They didn’t have a fighting chance against the Blockbuster (made evident by their life span of roughly a year, maybe two). But by the time West Coast Video appeared I had see Scream and accepted that I was a horror movie fan.

Last Year I decided to watch wrestling. I found that I really enjoyed it. A year later I have a subscription to the WWE Network, over 20 Wrestling DVDs, merch for my favorite wrestlers and an extensive knowledge of wrestling history so vast that a lot of people think I’ve been watching since I was a kid. I tell this story so that you understand something about me. When I find something I like, I dive in head first. Horror was no different.

I went to west coast video every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I  would just work my way through the aisles and rent anything my heart desired. So many of those VHS tape covers are forever burnt into my retinas.

The thing about VHS covers is they were the biggest liars. The better the cover the more likely the film was garbage. That’s something anyone who was tricked by this…

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or this…

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could tell you.

These are bad movies, some would even call them terrible movies. But I would gladly hang posters of those covers on my wall. They’re works of art.

When DVD rolled around this art form died. Instead of a well planned photoshoot, or a beautiful artistic drawing we get photoshopped heads. So many photo-shopped heads. There’s a handful of companies like Arrow and Scream Factory that get it. They still appreciate the that these were a lost art, something from childhood we didn’t appreciate it until it was gone.

VHS TAPE COVERS! I SALUTE YOU!

Matt Kelly is the host of the Saint Mort Show Podcast and co-host of the Reddit Horror Club. He also runs the Every Damn DVD blog. Matt will be crying about the loss of his local video stores for years to come but something off his Amazon Wishlist will always cheer him up.

Briefly: I’ve been a big fan of Magnet’s V/H/S series so far. The first film was an extremely interesting way to tie some (good and bad) horror shorts together, while the second was an all-around fantastic piece of cinema.

Now, another year has passed, and it’s almost time for the series’ next instalment, V/H/S Viral to hit VOD. Following the reveal of the film’s poster a few days back, Magnet has just release the official red-band trailer:

This year’s compilation comes from the likes of Marcel Sarmiento, Gregg Bishop, Nacho Vigalondo, Justin Benson, Aaron Moorhead, and Todd Lincoln, and will hit VOD on October 23rd, and limited theatres on November 21st. In the film “A police chase after a deranged ice cream truck has captivated the attention of the greater Los Angeles area. Dozens of fame-obsessed teens flock to the streets with their video cameras and camera phones, hell-bent on capturing the next viral video. But there is something far more sinister occurring in the streets of L.A. than a simple police chase. A resounding effect is created onto all those obsessed with capturing salacious footage for no other purpose than to amuse or titillate. Soon the discovery becomes that they themselves are the stars of the next video, one where they face their own death.”

Remember that GoPro zombie from the second film? Man that was cool.

Briefly: I’ve been a big fan of Magnet’s V/H/S series so far. The first film was an extremely interesting way to tie some (good and bad) horror shorts together, while the second was an all-around fantastic piece of cinema.

Now, another year has passed, and it’s almost time for the series’ next instalment, V/H/S Viral to hit VOD. BloodyDisgusting debuted a sweet (and unsettling) new poster for the film today. Take a look:

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This year’s compilation comes from the likes of Marcel Sarmiento, Gregg Bishop, Nacho Vigalondo, Justin Benson, Aaron Moorhead, and Todd Lincoln, and will hit VOD on October 23rd, and limited theatres on November 21st. In the film “A police chase after a deranged ice cream truck has captivated the attention of the greater Los Angeles area. Dozens of fame-obsessed teens flock to the streets with their video cameras and camera phones, hell-bent on capturing the next viral video. But there is something far more sinister occurring in the streets of L.A. than a simple police chase. A resounding effect is created onto all those obsessed with capturing salacious footage for no other purpose than to amuse or titillate. Soon the discovery becomes that they themselves are the stars of the next video, one where they face their own death.”

Remember that GoPro zombie from the second film? Man that was cool.

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Warning: In case you missed the “Red-Band” in the title, the trailer below is very NSFW. If you’re squeamish or are simply not fond of grotesque imagery, stay far away from this one.

With just a few weeks to go until V/H/S/2 hits VOD, Magnet has released the first red-band trailer for the film. It’s very red-band, and is filled with disturbing clips from each short featured in the anthology. If you were a fan of the first movie, V/H/S/2 looks to have stepped up its game in almost every way.

V/H/S/2 hits VOD on June 6th, theatres on July 12th, and features segments by Jason Eisner (Hobo With a Shotgun), Eduardo Sanchez and Gregg Hale (The Blair Witch Project), Gareth Evans (The Raid), Timo Tjahjanto (Macabre), and Adam Wingard and Simon Barrett (A Horrible Way to Die). Watch the red-band trailer below, and let us know what you think!

Inside a darkened house looms a column of TVs littered with VHS tapes, a pagan shrine to forgotten analog gods. The screens crackle and pop endlessly with monochrome vistas of static—white noise permeating the brain and fogging concentration. But you must fight the urge to relax: this is no mere movie night. Those obsolete spools contain more than just magnetic tape. They are imprinted with the very soul of evil.
 
From the demented minds that brought you last year’s V/H/S comes V/H/S/2, an all-new anthology of dread, madness, and gore. This follow-up ventures even further down the demented path blazed by its predecessor, discovering new and terrifying territory in the genre. This is modern horror at its most inventive, shrewdly subverting our expectations about viral videos in ways that are just as satisfying as they are sadistic. The result is the rarest of all tapes—a second generation with no loss of quality.

Magnet releasing announced today that the sequel to last year’s popular horror anthology V/H/S will be hitting theatres (and VOD) this Summer. You’ll be able to check this one out June 6th on VOD, and theatre-dwellers will get their chance on July 12th.

 

The first teaser for the film (then called S-VHS) released back in January, and as expected is freaky as hell. This sequel will feature segments by Jason Eisner (Hobo With a Shotgun), Eduardo Sanchez & Gregg Hale (The Blair Witch Project), Gareth Evans (The Raid), Timo Tjahjanto (Macabre), and Adam Wingard and Simon Barrett (A Horrible Way to Die).

 

Two new stills from the film have also been released! Check them out below, and let us know what you think! Were you a fan of the first film?

 

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All the way back in August of last year we reviewed the biggest horror anthology of 2012, V/H/S. The film was effective, well produced, and very well received, so it was no surprise that shortly after the film’s wide release, a sequel was announced.

 

S-VHS (get it!?) will have portions directed by Jason Eisner (Hobo With a Shotgun), Eduardo Sanchez & Gregg Hale (The Blair Witch Project), Gareth Evans (The Raid), Timo Tjahjanto (Macabre), and Adam Wingard and Simon Barrett (A Horrible Way to Die).

 

Check out the first teaser below, and let us know what you think! Were you a fan of the first film?

 

 

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Not long ago it was revealed that the just-released-even-though-it-was-made-in-1987 Miami Connection would be getting a limited VHS release along with its other home video options. This was an awesome touch for collectors, and a wonderful contrast to the typical home video release for any film these days.

Fittingly titled, 2012’s most talked about horror anthology, V/H/S is about to receive the same treatment. It’s a fantastic idea based on the plot of the film (check out our review here), and is sure to excite extreme horror fans looking for an extremely authentic experience.

The 300 copies of the V/H/S VHS edition will be about 25% rarer than Miami Connection, which is getting much larger run of 400 units. Details on the release will come sometime in January from TotalFanHub.

Exciting for sure. I just have one question: WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THESE VHS TAPES I THOUGHT THEY STOPPED MAKING THEM YEARS AGO!?

 

Back in August, our fearless leader Jonathan and Geekscape staffer Scott Alminiana had an awesome conversation about a little film called Miami Connection: an independent martial arts film that was produced in 1987, but never saw the light of day until earlier this year.

Response for the film has been overwhelmingly positive. Miami Connection‘s had a small theatrical run across the United States, and now we’re approaching a physical (and of course, digital) release. Miami Connection will be viewable by all on December 11. You’ll have a multitude of VOD options, as well as DVD, Blu-Ray, and VHS. Yes, it’s nearly 2013 and a movie is about to release on VHS!

What year is it!?

The VHS edition will be a limited run of 400 copies, and is likely meant as a collector’s item more than a means to actually watch the film (after all, who has a VCR these days?). In any case, I can’t wait to see this movie!

The DVD/Blu-Ray editions will also include a multitude of special features:

● Friends For Eternity: The Making of Miami Connection

● Audio Commentary with Star/Writer/Producer Y.K. Kim and Writer/Star Joseph Diamand

● Over 20 Minutes of Deleted Scenes

● The 25th Anniversary Dragon Sound Reunion Concert From Fantastic Fest 2012

● Theatrical Trailer created by Hobo with a Shotgun director Jason Eisener

● Who Is Y.K. Kim? Promo Video

● The New American Dream Promo Video

● Theatrical Trailers

What do you think? Will you be checking out Miami Connection? You can preorder any edition now at DraftHouseFilms.com

The year is 1987. Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. Multi-national martial arts rock band Dragon Sound have had enough, and embark on a roundhouse wreck-wave of crime-crushing justice. When not chasing beach bunnies or performing their hit song “Against the Ninja,” Mark (tae kwon do master/inspirational speaker Y.K. Kim) and the boys are kicking and chopping at the drug world’s smelliest underbelly. It’ll take every ounce of their blood and courage, but Dragon Sound can’t stop until they’ve completely destroyed the dealers, the drunk bikers, the kill-crazy ninjas, the middle-aged thugs, the “stupid cocaine”…and the entire MIAMI CONNECTION!!!

Did you enjoy this year’s V/H/S? Well, the found footage horror anthology is getting a sequel, which will be titled V/H/S/2. The sequel will feature segments directed by Gareth Evans (The Raid), Eduardo Sanchez (The Blair Witch Project) and Jason Eisner (Hobo With A Shotgun). Adam Wingard, who directed You’re Next and A Horrible Way To Die, will also be directing a segment as well as Simon Barrett, who wrote both of those movies, as well as two of the segments featured in V/H/S.

The first movie followed a group of students hired to break into a desolate house to find a lost VHS tape, which led into a series of found-footage stories directed by up-and-coming filmmakers. The sequel will follow a similar structure to that, featuring a pair of investigators who discover a tape while looking for a student. I haven’t seen the first one myself, but now that Gareth Evans is on board for the sequel I just may have to.

Source: THR

It looks like V/H/S, an awesome horror anthology that we reviewed back in August is ramping up for its theatrical release on October 5. The film is currently available on demand from Magnet Releasing and is definitely worth checking out if you’re a horror fan!

A few very neat pieces of art have surfaced as promotion for the film in conjunction with Dread Central and EW. The first coming from Tony Moore of The Walking Dead fame.

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Jason Latour (Scalped) provides another, this one has a cool anaglyph 3D look (in fitting with the VHS theme and 80’s style posters)

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This is a fantastic promotion. I’d love to get my hands on a few of these. There are still  more to come too!

Again, V/H/S hits theatres on October 5th, but you should support Magnet in their VOD innovation by checking it out right now!

I attempted to be raised on Tales From the Crypt when I was a wee fledgling.  It didn’t work—my father was too obsessed with subjecting me to terrifying doll movies and Wings.  Since that time, I’ve always had this soft, very unfulfilled, spot for anthologies that I attempted to placate with terrible, terrible marketing ploys put on by the SyFy Channel and others.  It was a sad time in my life, full of suffering.

Then, one magic day, I was invited to see V/H/S.

V/H/S is a found-footage horror anthology put together by a list of rising horror directors: Adam Wingard, David Bruckner, Ti West, Glenn McQuaid, Joe Swanberg, and Radio Silence.  That last one isn’t a person –it’s a group of people—in case you were concerned that Frank Zappa had a fifth child.

What makes V/H/S unusual when it comes to both the found-footage and anthology subgenres is that it doesn’t suck.  Sure, some of the shorts are better than others, but none of them are terrible and the collection as a whole doesn’t have that typical “Well, one out of three isn’t entirely bad…” ratio.

V/H/S’s tales are encompassed by a larger tale in Wingard’s Tape 56, which tells the story of a small posse (and it is a posse) of young hoodlums who are paid to break into an old man’s house and steal a particular video tape.  This might prompt you to ask two questions:

1. What makes this video tape so special?

2. Who the hell still uses video when DVDs are available?

What the boys are told about this video tape is “they’ll know it when they see it”—which is waaaaay too elusive and mysterious for me.  But they go along with it and start digging through the hordes of tapes this old man has in his house, with each of them retreating to watch a tape on their solo, and it is in this clever way we get to watch the rest of the anthology, retreating back to the Tape 56 story between each short.

My favorite, hands down, was Amateur Night.  Directed by Bruckner, this short follows a trio of young men hitting the town… with a catch.  One of the men has a miniature video camera installed in the center of his heavy black hipster frames, with the hope of snagging some naughty, back-at-the-hotel-room-post-trolling-for-hussies-at-the-bar footage.  Needless to say, as this is an anthology of horror and not of porn, their night is less than stellar.

Ti West’s Second Honeymoon is next, and follows the tale of a young couple via their hand-held video camera as they drive around the middle of nowhere (Arizona) on their honeymoon.  While I love West’s other work, this one was the weakest of the set for me—lacking the supernatural element the others all contain.  It wasn’t that it was bad –not at all–, it just didn’t fit properly, a jarring note.

In Tuesday the 17th (Glenn McQuaid) a daytrip goes awry when one of the oddest (and freakiest: half Bigfoot, half Silent Hill radio static, half Jason Vorhees for 150% freak factor) monsters begins quickly killing off a group of teens one by one.  My amusement in this short is that the male lead, “Spider”, is played by Jason Yachanin—the star of Troma’s Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.  His counterpart in both movies is a girl named Wendy.

Another strong piece is Swanberg’s The Sick Thing That Happened to Emily When She Was Younger.  Talk about a mind trip.  The found-footage angle on this is interesting as well—it’s a recording of video chats between Emily and her long-distance boyfriend, James.  Emily is a bit of an oddball, while James appears to be the steady one in their relationship, trying to care for her through the internet as ghosts begin visiting her apartment.

The last in the set is 10/31/98 (Radio Silence), which is a recording of the Halloween adventures of a group of four friends as they explore a festive “haunted” house that turns out to actually be haunted.  The effects in this were stellar and the house concept was gorgeous, but my main beef with this short is that it should have been a movie on its own.  So much was jammed into a brief span of time that it felt more like a plot-spoiling trailer of something that could be really awesome.

So if, like me, you’ve spent most of your life in a gaping void wishing for a decent horror anthology, check V/H/S out.  Pro tip: if you don’t fall into that category, you should probably see it anyhow so when your cooler friends bring it up at parties, you can actually contribute to the conversation.

 

You can catch V/H/S in theaters on October 5th, or you can watch this awesomefest on Video On Demand on August 30th.