As a Spotlight Circle member of the Philadelphia Film Society, the same group responsible for running the city’s annual film festival, I’ve had many opportunities to discuss the selection process with various board members. They literally search the globe for the most enticing and unforgettable films, in hopes of compiling the strongest collection of movies possible. Last year, the Philadelphia Film Festival selected a dark and disturbing feature out of the Netherlands called Borgman. Although I missed a chance to view the movie last October, Borgman‘s finally making its way to the art-house circuit in limited release.

Jan Bijvoet stars as the title character, Borgman, a vagrant chased from his crafty underground dwelling by a priest and a team of hunters. The homeless man wanders off to the lavish residence of a wealthy family asking to use their bathing facilities in order to freshen up. This leads to a severe altercation between a battered Borgman and the patriarch of the family. Feeling guilty for her husband’s actions, Marina (played by Hadewych Minis) secretly provides food for the vagrant and allows him to take shelter in their unused guest house.

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Director Alex van Warmerdam creates a surreal examination of evil in an innocent suburban setting. By allowing this drifter into her home, Marina and her family begin to experience dark psychological nightmares that drive them to the brink of madness. Somewhat reminiscent of a recent foreign film out of Greece called, Dogtooth (which is far more over the top and bizarre than this newer title), Borgman delivers a captivating and haunting experience through a crawling 113 minute journey into the face of evil. Although it becomes virtually impossible to turn away or lose interest in Borgman, its greatest disappointment lies the fact that this slow-building film culminates in anti-climactic fashion. With this self-motivated and demonic figure tearing apart a seemingly perfect suburban family scene after scene, an unsatisfying resolve remains as the feature’s lasting impression.

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Don’t be fooled, however, because Borgman has many redeeming qualities that make it a sure-fire successful indie art-house film. Wonderfully shot and edited, Alex van Warmerdam’s effort is fundamentally sound. And on top of being a well-made movie, Borgman benefits from a wide collection of prominently-acted roles. Both Jan Bijvoet and Hadewych Minis give worthwhile character-defining performances that add to the feature’s escalating tension. But all in all, no matter how sturdy a foundation, Borgman is unable to escape an undeniably flat finale.

Eerie, creepy, peculiar and off-beat, there’s no shortage of words to describe the latest Drafthouse Films release, Borgman. A niche audience of cinephiles will certainly rejoice over this fine-tuned example of modest filmmaking. Yet, based on story and poor pacing alone, the average movie-goer should probably look elsewhere.

GRADE: 2.5/5

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Drafthouse Films is synonymous with creative independent filmmaking. They’ve made their mark by serving up original works of art such as I Declare War and Cheap Thrills, just to name a few. But this time around, they are resurrecting a lesser-known crime thriller in the form of 1981’s Ms. 45. Disturbing and gut-wrenching enough to spoil the holiday season for just about anyone, fans of ultra-violent B-movie cult classics should thank Drafthouse for giving them a reborn-masterpiece.

A mute seamstress named Thana (played by the late Zoe Tamerlis) works in New York City circa 1981 and finds herself emotionally and psychologically violated after experiencing two sexual assaults just moments apart from one another. But rather than playing the victim, she attacks back. Thana takes a handgun and goes on a vengeful rampage through the streets of New York, killing any despicable male she encounters.

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Director Abel Ferrara’s stylish no-holds-barred revenge tale delivers countless iconic moments, such as Thana’s night-time gang execution and her unforgettable nun-dress finale at a work Halloween Party. And although leading actress Zoe Tamerlis has sadly passed, her talents live on with this riveting and breakthrough performance. Speaking less words than this year’s assumed Best Actor Nominee Robert Redford in the survival film, All Is Lost, Tamerlis embarks on an eye-opening transformation into pure insanity. Her onscreen presence is beyond brilliant while we watch idly as the sweet and innocent Thana morphs into a crazed and psychopathic murdering machine. Her performance is remarkable, one that will haunt my memory for a very long time. Yet, Zoe Tamerlis isn’t the only person worth complimenting, Ferrara captures the audience with a sleek technique of his own. The filming angles generate immense intensity from scene to scene, solidifying Ms. 45 as a wonderful exploitation film of the 1980s.

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For all of its amazing accomplishments, there’s one area that deserves criticism in Abel Ferrara’s Ms. 45. With Drafthouse’s newly remastered in HD version, the color is more than a bit off. The “reds” on screen are almost unbearable to look at. The visual quality is clearly disrupting, but certainly not enough to ruin the main character’s gritty metamorphosis into a deranged killer. Although I haven’t seen the original Ms. 45 and its initial picture-quality, this new version leaves plenty to be desired in the enhancing department.

For what it is, Ms. 45 deserves to be held in the highest regard. Many films attempt to model themselves in its image and fall victim to an over-saturation of gore and torture. While Ms. 45 certainly contains plenty of violent material, it doesn’t become obsessed with this aspect of the film. Rather it fully commits to the story and stays true to its feminist retribution game-plan. If you can appreciate a twisted and gritty revenge film of its kind, then Ms. 45 should be at the top of your Christmas wish-list.

*** Be sure to check it out in select theatres this December and January or on Blu-Ray at Drafthouse Films’ website.

GRADE: 4.5/5

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Back in August, our fearless leader Jonathan and Geekscape staffer Scott Alminiana had an awesome conversation about a little film called Miami Connection: an independent martial arts film that was produced in 1987, but never saw the light of day until earlier this year.

Response for the film has been overwhelmingly positive. Miami Connection‘s had a small theatrical run across the United States, and now we’re approaching a physical (and of course, digital) release. Miami Connection will be viewable by all on December 11. You’ll have a multitude of VOD options, as well as DVD, Blu-Ray, and VHS. Yes, it’s nearly 2013 and a movie is about to release on VHS!

What year is it!?

The VHS edition will be a limited run of 400 copies, and is likely meant as a collector’s item more than a means to actually watch the film (after all, who has a VCR these days?). In any case, I can’t wait to see this movie!

The DVD/Blu-Ray editions will also include a multitude of special features:

● Friends For Eternity: The Making of Miami Connection

● Audio Commentary with Star/Writer/Producer Y.K. Kim and Writer/Star Joseph Diamand

● Over 20 Minutes of Deleted Scenes

● The 25th Anniversary Dragon Sound Reunion Concert From Fantastic Fest 2012

● Theatrical Trailer created by Hobo with a Shotgun director Jason Eisener

● Who Is Y.K. Kim? Promo Video

● The New American Dream Promo Video

● Theatrical Trailers

What do you think? Will you be checking out Miami Connection? You can preorder any edition now at DraftHouseFilms.com

The year is 1987. Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. Multi-national martial arts rock band Dragon Sound have had enough, and embark on a roundhouse wreck-wave of crime-crushing justice. When not chasing beach bunnies or performing their hit song “Against the Ninja,” Mark (tae kwon do master/inspirational speaker Y.K. Kim) and the boys are kicking and chopping at the drug world’s smelliest underbelly. It’ll take every ounce of their blood and courage, but Dragon Sound can’t stop until they’ve completely destroyed the dealers, the drunk bikers, the kill-crazy ninjas, the middle-aged thugs, the “stupid cocaine”…and the entire MIAMI CONNECTION!!!

Geekscape and the folks at Distrify and Drafthouse Films have now teamed up to bring you the hilarious Danish comedy Klown, viewable right here on this very webpage!

In what critics are hailing as “the funniest movie of the year!” (IFC), KLOWN follows two wildly inappropriate friends — played by celebrated international comedians Frank Hvam and Casper Christensen — as they run amok through the Danish countryside, plowing through endless awkward confrontations and unspeakable debaucheries. Hopelessly wrongheaded Frank “kidnaps” the 12-year-old nephew of his pregnant girlfriend in an eager attempt to prove his fatherhood potential, and they join sex-crazed Casper on his secret adulterous weekend canoe trip. Rampaging through exclusive brothels, hospitalizations, armed robberies and even prison, the three paddle downstream from one chaotic misadventure to the next, all culminating in a surprisingly sentimental portrait of friendship and a final shocking reveal that you’ll never be able to unsee.

If you don’t know what Klown is, it’s a feature film from the creators of the popular comedy series Klovn, which followed real-life comedians Frank Hvam and Casper Christiensen through ridiculous NSFW adventures. Click here to read our review and watch the green and red band trailers. Again… this isn’t necessarily safe for work stuff, but it is hilarious. Our reviewer Scott gagged several times while watching this mix of The Hangover and Curb Your Enthusiasm (in fact, The Hangover‘s Todd Phillips and Zach Galifianakis have already optioned the Hollywood remake rights).

So what are you waiting for? Do you really want to blow twenty bucks going out to see The Watch this weekend (currently 11% on Rotten Tomatoes, ouch) when you can sit right where you are right now and watch Klown for $7 instead?

Yeah. We thought so. Enjoy. And tell your friends.

Klown (Klovn: The Movie) is a Danish movie that follows the exploits of mild-mannered Frank and his friend Casper during a weekend canoe trip. The movie is based on the Danish series Klovn that followed Frank and Casper from one misadventure to the next. Real-life comedians  Frank Hvam and Casper Christensen played pseudo-versions of themselves. The series was similar in theme to Larry David’s Curb Your Enthusiasm.  Prior to seeing the movie I had never heard of Klovn, but you don’t need to have any knowledge of the series to enjoy the movie.

The plot of the movie is simple, Frank’s girlfriend Mia thinks that Frank lacks fatherhood potential. So to prove his worth as a father Frank ‘kidnaps’ Mia’s 12-year-old nephew Bo and takes him along on his and Casper’s  annual weekend canoe trip. Or as Casper continuously refers to it, the “Tour de Pussy.” The movie follows them from one disaster to the next on their trip and each one being funnier and more crude than the last. This isn’t a comedy for the faint of heart. You’ve been warned.

Frank Hvam is hilarious as the well-intentioned but idiotic Frank, who despite his best efforts only makes things worse with each passing moment. Casper Christensen is equally hilarious as the sex-driven Casper. His main objective on the trip being to get as much (for lack of a better word) pussy any and every way he can. He sees the “Tour de Pussy” as his excuse to do what he wants without his wife being any the wiser. Marcuz Jess Petersen plays young Bo, the poor child who is stuck with Frank and Casper for the duration of the trip. I’ve got to give this kid credit for keeping a straight face here. He plays Bo as sheepish and aloof and his presence in the movie makes for an interesting mix with Frank and Casper.

The movie was directed by Mikkel Nørgaard, who also co-wrote the script with Frank Hvam and Casper Christensen. These guys know comedy and do it well. Having now seen this movie I’d love to go back and watch their series Klovn. For fans of crude comedies like The Hangover you will find this to be right up your ally, but this will also appeal to fans shows like Curb Your Enthusiasm. Just be warned that this is some crude humor, but it’s some damn funny humor.

Drafthouse Films will be releasing Klown in limited release and Video on Demand on July 27th. Do yourselves a favor and check it out. You won’t be disappointed.

 

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