Let me be the first to tell you that the DVD and Video-On-Demand selections for November include a feeble cluster of mediocre options. Therefore, it might be a good idea to check out something from October’s releases instead. Otherwise, here’s my suggestions from all the new titles for the month.

#1. Breaking Bad (The series)

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Honestly, there’s nothing to be more thankful for this November than the DVD release of Breaking Bad: The Final Season. I suggest you go out of your way and either start, or resume and then finish, the greatest drama television series of all time. Yes, I’m aware. It’s a bold claim to label something as “the greatest” of its kind, but I believe it whole-heartedly. Vince Gilligan crafted an amazing transformation story, unmatched by anything we’ve ever seen before. Breaking Bad is a pioneer, setting the bar well beyond imaginable heights and doing so on a cable television network. Nope, Breaking Bad never got the HBO or premium channel treatment. It opened the door for a world of possibilities, showing that immaculate writing and creativity far exceeds budget and marketing. So if you want to know my number one recommendation for the month of November, it’s to get your hands on the entire series of Breaking Bad and begin to be transformed. (November 26th)

#2. Clear History

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What an easy segue. From the greatest drama show to the man behind the greatest sitcom/comedy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David’s latest HBO project finds its way to DVD this month. David stars as Nathan, a man who jumped ship on a rising car manufacturer and cost himself billions of dollars. Living under the dark cloud of his decision, he moves to Martha’s Vineyard where he begins a whole new life under the name Rolly. Yet, while thriving with his new identity, Rolly’s former business partner moves to the island and threatens his new existence.Clear History has plenty of laughs and includes a remarkable cast made up of Jon Hamm, Kate Hudson, Danny McBride, Michael Keaton, Liev Schreiber and the list goes on. (November 5th)

#3. I Declare War

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One of the most compelling blends of reality and make-believe ever caught on film can be found in the independent film I Declare War. General PK has never lost a game of capture the flag. But on this day, his arch-nemesis Skinner has big plans of his own. Without an adult actor appearing throughout the entire film, I Declare War delivers the ultimate childhood nostalgia. While the feature is clearly imperfect and it comes with its ups-and-downs, the imaginative approach taken by directors Jason Lapeyre and Robert Wilson serves as a formidable foundation for a war movie unlike any other. (November 12th)

Honorable Mention: There are quite a few selections that I haven’t seen, but look forward to catching this month. First up are the indie films Frances Ha and Prince Avalanche  (both on 11/12). While I have my complaints about earlier features released by both of their directors, I still have enough of an interest to check them out. One major release that I failed to see during its theatrical run was the comedy We’re the Millers (11/19). Although I’ve heard mixed reviews, it could also be a film worth watching. As far as documentaries go, one of the most buzzed of its kind is the feature Blackfish (11/12). Finally, although I wasn’t a fan of Zack Snyder’s action overdose, Man of Steel (11/12), I’d do a big disservice by failing to mention that it comes to DVD this month.

Geekscape and the folks at Distrify and Drafthouse Films have now teamed up to bring you the hilarious Danish comedy Klown, viewable right here on this very webpage!

In what critics are hailing as “the funniest movie of the year!” (IFC), KLOWN follows two wildly inappropriate friends — played by celebrated international comedians Frank Hvam and Casper Christensen — as they run amok through the Danish countryside, plowing through endless awkward confrontations and unspeakable debaucheries. Hopelessly wrongheaded Frank “kidnaps” the 12-year-old nephew of his pregnant girlfriend in an eager attempt to prove his fatherhood potential, and they join sex-crazed Casper on his secret adulterous weekend canoe trip. Rampaging through exclusive brothels, hospitalizations, armed robberies and even prison, the three paddle downstream from one chaotic misadventure to the next, all culminating in a surprisingly sentimental portrait of friendship and a final shocking reveal that you’ll never be able to unsee.

If you don’t know what Klown is, it’s a feature film from the creators of the popular comedy series Klovn, which followed real-life comedians Frank Hvam and Casper Christiensen through ridiculous NSFW adventures. Click here to read our review and watch the green and red band trailers. Again… this isn’t necessarily safe for work stuff, but it is hilarious. Our reviewer Scott gagged several times while watching this mix of The Hangover and Curb Your Enthusiasm (in fact, The Hangover‘s Todd Phillips and Zach Galifianakis have already optioned the Hollywood remake rights).

So what are you waiting for? Do you really want to blow twenty bucks going out to see The Watch this weekend (currently 11% on Rotten Tomatoes, ouch) when you can sit right where you are right now and watch Klown for $7 instead?

Yeah. We thought so. Enjoy. And tell your friends.

Klown (Klovn: The Movie) is a Danish movie that follows the exploits of mild-mannered Frank and his friend Casper during a weekend canoe trip. The movie is based on the Danish series Klovn that followed Frank and Casper from one misadventure to the next. Real-life comedians  Frank Hvam and Casper Christensen played pseudo-versions of themselves. The series was similar in theme to Larry David’s Curb Your Enthusiasm.  Prior to seeing the movie I had never heard of Klovn, but you don’t need to have any knowledge of the series to enjoy the movie.

The plot of the movie is simple, Frank’s girlfriend Mia thinks that Frank lacks fatherhood potential. So to prove his worth as a father Frank ‘kidnaps’ Mia’s 12-year-old nephew Bo and takes him along on his and Casper’s  annual weekend canoe trip. Or as Casper continuously refers to it, the “Tour de Pussy.” The movie follows them from one disaster to the next on their trip and each one being funnier and more crude than the last. This isn’t a comedy for the faint of heart. You’ve been warned.

Frank Hvam is hilarious as the well-intentioned but idiotic Frank, who despite his best efforts only makes things worse with each passing moment. Casper Christensen is equally hilarious as the sex-driven Casper. His main objective on the trip being to get as much (for lack of a better word) pussy any and every way he can. He sees the “Tour de Pussy” as his excuse to do what he wants without his wife being any the wiser. Marcuz Jess Petersen plays young Bo, the poor child who is stuck with Frank and Casper for the duration of the trip. I’ve got to give this kid credit for keeping a straight face here. He plays Bo as sheepish and aloof and his presence in the movie makes for an interesting mix with Frank and Casper.

The movie was directed by Mikkel Nørgaard, who also co-wrote the script with Frank Hvam and Casper Christensen. These guys know comedy and do it well. Having now seen this movie I’d love to go back and watch their series Klovn. For fans of crude comedies like The Hangover you will find this to be right up your ally, but this will also appeal to fans shows like Curb Your Enthusiasm. Just be warned that this is some crude humor, but it’s some damn funny humor.

Drafthouse Films will be releasing Klown in limited release and Video on Demand on July 27th. Do yourselves a favor and check it out. You won’t be disappointed.

 

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