Director Bryan Singer continues to tease fans via Twitter and has just revealed the first look at the new design for Nicholas Hoult’s Beast in X-Men: Days Of Future Past. Some fans weren’t too fond of the cat like appearance of the character in First Class and it seems that they’ve now given the character a design a lot closer to his classic comic appearance.

 



X-Men: Days Of Future Past
is set to hit theaters July 18, 2014

After work broke that Matthew Vaughn would no longer be directing the sequel to X-Men: First Class, many had begun to wonder who would direct the upcoming sequel. Some even speculated that we would see Bryan Singer, who directed the first two X-Men films, back in the directors chair once again.

Speculate no more because Bryan Singer is back! Well, he never technically left because he was the producer behind First Class. But this time around he’s back in the directors chair for the franchise that he started out with Vaughn producing the film. Singer will start filming the upcoming sequel this January.

The film will follow the 1980s’ comic storyline written by Chris Claremont that alternates between a present day battle against the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, and a future timeline where an assassination of a government official has led to Sentinels roaming the land and mutants held prisoner in internment camps. The entire cast from First Class is expected to be returning with rumors of cast members from the original trilogy appearing as well.

X-Men: Days Of Future Past hits theaters July 18th, 2014.

Source: Deadline

While the film was originally believed to be a prequel, director James Mangold has confirmed that his upcoming film The Wolverine will take place after all of the previous X-Men films. Yes, that even includes The Last Stand sadly. In The Last Stand we saw Logan forced to kill Jean Grey. Professor Xavier and Scott Summers (Please Fox…fix this one!) are believed to be deceased, and the team has parted ways. Could the recent rumor of Jean Grey appearing in the film turn out to be true? Could they be fixing the things about The Last Stand that pissed everyone off so much? Mangold stated:

“Where this film sits in the universe of the films is after them all. Jean Grey is gone, most of the X-Men are disbanded or gone, so there’s a tremendous sense of isolation for him.”

“That’s something that for me was very important, that I land in a very specific place in his timeline. I wanted to be able to tell the story without the burden of handing it off to a film that already exists and having to conform to it. The ideas of immortality reign very heavily in this story and the burden of immortality weighs heavily on Logan. For me that’s such an interesting part of Logan’s character that is nearly impossible to explore if you have a kind of league or team movie.”

We will have to wait and see what they’re up to. For now though, check out the newest still from the recent issue of Empire Magazine!

The Wolverine slices into theaters July 26th, 2013.

Source: Empire

Ever since the title to the sequel to X-Men: First Class was revealed many have been speculating how the time travel will play into the film. Just recently it was revealed that Patrick Stewart may be reprising his role as Professor Charles Xavier and now it seems he may not be alone.

Well, now it’s Famke Janssen, who played Jean Grey, who may be dropping some subtle hints about making a return to the franchise. In a recent interview with MTV the topic of X-Men: Days Of Future Past came up and if she will be appearing in the film. Jansenn replied:

“One never knows. Jean Grey, the Phoenix…she finds a way to reincarnate herself constantly, so one never knows.”

However, the actress did make a point to state that she is “in no position to say anything” too definitive. She also stated that she has no idea if she will return but that fans should “stay tuned”. While, this is definitely not confirmation that the actress will be back it definitely does feel like there is a chance based on her reply.

It’s currently a great time for comic book fans at the local multiplex. Three of the biggest movies of 2012 are based on comic book properties. The Avengers accomplished feats we would have never imagined possible ten years ago and has gone on to become the third highest grossing film of all time. The Amazing Spider-Man swung its way into our hearts and made us feel like teenagers again. The Dark Knight Rises concluded a trilogy that left us satisfied in a way that many fans have not felt with a trilogy since… well, you know which trilogy. But it wasn’t always like this.

At one point superhero movies were B-list movies that were destined to one day be available in five dollar bins at Best Buy right next to horrid video game films. The seventies and eighties saw comic book adaptations as jokes with few minor exceptions such as Superman, Batman, and a few other b-list properties. The nineties were full of poor excuses for comic film adaptations like Steel, Batman & Robin, Mystery Men and Judge Dredd.

But at some point the superhero movie began to improve in both story and scale. Studios started to see the positive results of doing right by the superhero genre. Don’t get me wrong, we still saw plenty of failure with movies that could have been great. I’m looking at you Ghost Rider, Fantastic Four, Spider-Man 3 and X-Men: The Last Stand (oh, the bad theater memories associated with those last two…). But the good is starting to consistently outweigh the bad. So looking back at the history of the superhero film, which ones played pivotal roles in bringing us to where we are now?

1978’s Superman: The Movie is regarded by many as the first true superhero film, perhaps because Richard Donner fought to take the subject matter seriously. When he agreed to be director, the script he got was nothing but campy humor. He threw that out, brought in Tom Mankiewicz to do heavy rewrites and the result was nothing short of fantastic. Not only did we get brilliant direction from Donner, but we got some of the most iconic performances from talented actors. The impact of this movie can still be seen reflected in many movies including Sam Raimi’s homage in Spider-Man 2 when Peter Parker opens his shirt to reveal his costume underneath and most recent in the brief Gwen Stacy/Spider-Man swinging sequence in Marc Webb’s Amazing Spider-Man.

Many elements of the Superman mythos introduced in the film have since been incorporated into the regular continuity of the DC Universe. While the sequel Superman II (which Donner started but was finished after his firing by Richard Lester) received much praise, the reception to the sequels that followed was not so great, with Brian Singer’s love letter to Donner’s original Superman Returns regarded by some as one of the worst comic book adaptations. Throughout the 80s, after the success of Superman 1 and 2, we saw a dark period full of horrible attempts at comic book movies, including the spin-off film Supergirl. But in 1989 things would brighten up. Funny that it required a Dark Knight to do so.

In 1989, Tim Burton’s Batman arrived in theaters, one of the first truly “dark” comic book movies and completely changed the game, leading to a comic book resurgence at the box office and well received comic book films like Dick Tracy, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and The Rocketeer. But as fresh as Tim Burton’s cinematic take on Batman was, the memories of the campy 1960’s caped crusader hung tight. The movie was even criticized in some places for being “too dark”. Burton once joked, “ever since I did Batman, it was like the first dark comic book movie. Now everyone wants to do a dark and serious superhero movie. I guess I’m the one responsible for that trend.” And he’s right. Tim Burton’s Batman is very responsible for the “darker”, more “mature” superhero film.

Just as with Christopher Nolan’s movies, the fans had many complaints about the casting choices in this film. Even the first trailer seemed to poke fun at the outcry, as comedic actor Michael Keaton responded to a caught crook pleading “who are you!?!” with a simple: “I’m Batman”. And he was. When naysayers ultimately saw the movie, they were blown away by the performances of both Keaton and Jack Nicholson, an inspired star-caliber casting choice.

Not only did the movie begin the trend of dark comic book movies but the success of Batman prompted Warner Bros. Animation to create the critically-acclaimed Batman: The Animated Series, resulting in the long-running DC animated universe. It also led to the theatrical release of Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm, which set the stage for mature theatrically released animated movies like Disney’s theatrical release of Studio Ghibli’s Spirited Away and Howl’s Moving Castle. How different would our theatrical landscape be today if this movie had not been released into theaters? IGN ranked Mask of the Phantasm as the 25th best animated film of all time in a list published in 2010. However,  things would not always stay bright. Tim Burton’s breakout film was eventually eroded by sequels (and Joel Schumacher), culminating in 1997’s Batman & Robin being quite possibly, hands down, the worst comic book movie of all time. But at least for a while, DC seemed to be on top of the comic book adaptation game, until a C-level Marvel property proved it had some real teeth.

In 1998, we saw the first appearance of Wesley Snipes as Blade on the big screen. Produced and released under the radar, and featuring an obscure Marvel character, this movie resulted in Marvel’s first successful comic book based film. And it immediately swung the bright lights of Hollywood onto the comic publisher’s massive stable of characters, lights dimmed by Roger Corman’s Fantastic Four and The Punisher movie of almost a decade earlier. In fact, after the disastrous performances of DC’s Batman & Robin and Steel, it gave Marvel some bragging rights and its success convinced studios like Fox and Sony to develop blockbuster films based on the X-Men and Spider-Man, Marvel’s two A-list superhero properties towards the end of the decade. Suddenly, superheroes were back in the game.

Blade also acted as one of the first times where we saw a sequel that was arguably better than the first film. His second Hollywood film (after Mimic), Guillermo del Toro’s take on the Marvel Comics vampire hunter in Blade II still doesn’t get the credit that it deserves but the box office proved that the franchise had bite, improving on the first film’s earnings and setting the stage for Underworld receiving a wider release the following year (before Kate Beckinsale was a proven box office draw). And even though David Goyer’s third film didn’t live up to either of the first two, it showed that less widely known Marvel properties (like Iron Man) could work as box office franchises. The third film also introduced us to the first big budget outing of a TV actor who would eventually become the big screen Hal Jordan. Looking back, Blade accomplished a more than most people remember. But if Blade cracked open the door for the future success of the superhero film, the following two films blew the door right off the hinges.

In the summer of 2000, Fox released X-Men to the big screen.  The move had a large list of A-list actors including Halle Berry, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart but also included a few untested or unknown talents, including director Bryan Singer, who was only known at the time for smaller, critically acclaimed films The Usual Suspects and Apt Pupil. Hugh Jackman, an unknown actor at the time, was cast three weeks into filming as a replacement for Dougray Scott. Leaked set images and costume tests were met with criticism by fans months earlier and leading up to the release of X-Men, expectations were not high that this movie was going to work at all.

But it did… in a big way. Jackman went on to become the most recognizable face of the franchise and a major Hollywood star. Actually, everyone involved in X-Men went on to find immediate success, but X-Men was a major risk for both Fox and Marvel and today many people fail to realize that without X-Men we would not have gotten The Avengers. A superhero ensemble film? X-Men proved that it could work. Singer and company proved that you could have a story filled with superheroes and fantastical elements that followed multiple characters and didn’t feel rushed or hazy around the edges. With a budget of $75,000,000 (small by today’s superhero standards), the film went on to earn twice that at the box office and paved the way for today’s wave of superhero box office goodwill. The following May, Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man broke box office records on opening weekend. Obviously, people loved their superheroes and X-Men hadn’t been enough for them.

Singer followed up the first film with X2: X-Men United which is still regarded as one of the best comic book movies ever. The story was bigger, the stakes were higher and the fights more elaborate. Prior to First Class, this was widely regarded as the best X-Men movie to date and featured morals, messages, themes and references to the comics that only avid fans would get. The opening sequence with Nightcrawler is still one of the best opening scenes in any comic book movie. It draws you in and you are instantly hooked. And the ending? One of the biggest set ups for a classic storyline that left fans going crazy (sadly, it was ruined by a horrible third chapter which followed the comic book movie curse). While X3: The Last Stand did feature some great casting and character additions (Ben Foster as Angel, Ellen Page as Kitty Pryde and Kelsey Grammar as Beast) it failed to live up to its predecessors by far. It was obvious that the Superhero movie had begun to buckle under the pressures of success (and Hollywood) and needed to be brought back to its roots. Luckily, DC and Warner Bros. had just rewritten the blue prints for success the previous summer.

It was now time for studios to take what they had learned from past outings and put it to work. In 2005 Christopher Nolan brought a dark knight back to the screen and changed the face of the modern comic book movie. After a series of unsuccessful projects to resurrect Batman on screen following the 1997 critical failure that was Batman & Robin, Nolan and David Goyer began work on the film in early 2003 and aimed for a darker and more realistic tone, with humanity and realism being the basis of the film. Nolan chose to rely on traditional stunts and miniatures and very minimally relied on CGI to further set a sense of realism in this new Bat-verse. The goal was to get the audience to care for both Batman and Bruce Wayne. Batman Begins was both critically and commercially successful.

Batman Begins was not only considered to have heralded a trend of darker genre films but also the rebooting of many franchises. This can most recently be seen with The Amazing Spider-Man where we see a return to the character in a more reality based story with darker tones. Batman Begins had become the game changer.  That was until Marvel Studios “suited up” for the first time in 2008.

Up until now Marvel’s properties had their hits and misses. Marvel’s movies had been handled by outside studios and now it was time for Marvel Studios first at bat with Jon Favreau’s Iron Man and it knocked it out of the park. While past films had tweaked the formula for the perfect superhero movie this had taken all of that in and set the standard. What made the film work ultimately is that there is a fluid mix of real drama, human pathos, computer-rendered special FX, sexual tension undercurrent romance, lighthearted hi-jinks and humor, as well as genuine chemistry between the stars of the film.

Especially important, the film’s producers realized that it was important for them to take the source material from the comics as serious material and use it as their basis for the entire story they built. It was obvious that the source material was given the kind of credibility and respectability it deserved, which resulted in the film having a quite healthy opening weekend. By earning a worldwide total of $585 million, it proved that even B-list Marvel superheroes had legitimate box office appeal with the right handling.

Marvel Studios thus proved that it was indeed the best place for these heroes to be adapted for the big screen. Iron Man was huge but it was also the first step towards something bigger. Marvel Studios followed up with The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, Thor and Captain America: The First Avenger, establishing something that had never been seen before, a connected movie universe that culminated in what would go on to be the largest grossing superhero movie of all time and quite possibly the highest praised, The Avengers. The film currently sits at an impressive 92% on Rotten Tomatoes and has gone on to gross $1.5 billion dollars in ticket sales alone.

But, while The Avengers was huge it was just the beginning. Marvel is set to begin their “Phase Two” plan next year. We will see Iron Man, Thor and Captain America all return to the big screen with sequels but in 2014 Marvel Studios is preparing to take some of their biggest risks yet bringing less-known characters Ant-Man and Guardians Of The Galaxy to the big screen. This will all lead up to us assembling once again for the sequel to The Avengers in 2015. And it seems Marvel Studios success has shown another studio that a massive superhero ensemble movie can be done and done well.

Next year you will also believe a man can fly again when Zack Snyder brings Superman back to the big screen with Man Of Steel. This will be Superman’s first film since 2006’s not-so-critically acclaimed Superman Returns. This is reported to be DC’s first step to establishing their own connected universe much like Marvel has done with upcoming plans for a Justice League film to hit screens in the coming years.

And while the credits may be rolling on this article we all know by now that doesn’t always mean that it’s over. Stick around because there’s sure to be something else…

Earlier this month we reported that Lucas Till (X-Men: First Class) would be starring in the upcoming Wolves, the directorial debut of David Hayter, the writer behind X-Men, X2 and the Watchmen adaptation as well as the voice of Solid Snake in Metal Gear Solid. He is now being joined by Jason Momoa, who you may know best as Khal Drago from Game Of Thrones or the most recent incarnation of Conan The Barbarian, as well as the unknown Merritt Patterson.

The story is said to focus an eighteen-year-old werewolf (Lucas Till) accused of murdering his own parents, who goes on the run and winds up in a small town named Lupine Ridge that has a history of supernatural happenings. Momoa will play the “badass werewolf patriarch of the town.” Patterson’s role is currently unknown. It’s been quite some time since there has been a decent werewolf movie, the last of them probably being An American Werewolf In London and Dog Soldiers. Hopefully that’s about to change and this movie will be a silver bullet to the heart of the teenie-bopper werewolf movies.

Source: THR

Remember when we told you that the title to the sequel for X-Men: First Class was going to be X-Men: Days Of Future Past? Well, Bryan Singer has now CONFIRMED the title! While speaking with IGN movies Singer states that Matthew Vaughn’s sequel will deal with “aspects of that comic” it is based on. Trust me when I say that the staff over at Geekscape is very excited about this news.

“I can say that it’s being written right now and it will start shooting in a few months. It’s going to be very ambitious; it’s called Days of Future Past and it deals with aspects of that comic, but also some very new things. I don’t want to give any of it away. Matthew Vaughn will be directing and I’m totally excited about it.”

“I think there’s a strong desire to broaden out the universe. I mean, the X-Men universe is every bit on its own as big as the Marvel universe. I think it’s time to reach out and explore it and perhaps even bring some connectivity between the films as Marvel has done so well. You may seem some of that.”

X-Men: Days Of Future Past hits theaters July 18, 2014!

First, we told you about the rumor about it being based on this story arc. Then we followed up with why it would be a brilliant thing to do. Well, now it looks like it is official. Twentieth Century Fox C.I.S. have reportedly confirmed and a Russian news site has posted information stating that the much anticipated sequel will be lifted from the pages of the Marvel comic’s and be titled X-Men: Days Of Future Past. Now while this will not be a direct adaptation of the storyline (cue: angry internet nerds and people who liked First Class but will not admit it) this is probably one of Fox’s best moves they can make with the franchise allowing them to introduce fan-favorite characters quite possibly without having to totally disregard stories they have already told. Well, minus X-Men Origins: Wolverine which I wish I could disregard from my own memory. With the film going into production in January we should definitely be expecting a flood of news starting soon.

A translation from the Russian site Starkindustries.ru:

Film Business Today, has confirmed the rumor that the continuation of the “First Class” was the official name of X-Men: Days of Future Past. The company Twentieth Century Fox CIS successfully managed the transfer of title:

“X-Men: Days Of Future past”

The sequel is scheduled to release July 18, 2014.

Source: Film Business Today

With an announced sequel to X Men: First Class, and the rumors of a rebooted 1960’s Fantastic Four, retro Marvel is officially IN. This has led Geekscape to wonder: what if different Marvel franchises had actually been released in the 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s?

Or, maybe you think it’s stupid to cast a Marvel movie in a different decade, justify the lineup, and pitch a plot. Well, that’s why we at Geekscape consider ourselves to be heroes, in a way. We waste our time doing the stupid things the world is afraid to do. Last time, we shook the 90’s to their very core with a 1994 X Men film. And then people dared to believe that John Ritter had no place in an 80’s Avengers movie! Now it’s time to annoy the internet with the power of the 70’s!

The Pitch: The superheroes are all dead. In the distant future of 2009, masked vigilantes have been outlawed, and the government has tasked Norman Osborn, formerly the psychotic criminal Green Goblin, to lead a wetworks team of villains to track them down in exchange for full pardons. Only a few remain…Will the Thunderbolts silence these heroic outlaws, or can Power Man, Iron Fist, and Misty Knight make the nation believe in heroes once more?!

Justice…like 70’s grindhouse lightning!

I’ve got some NSFW video evidence for you.

I can’t even think of any jokes, really. Charles Napier is the god damn Goblin. Next.

Screw Fun With Dick and Jane and screw it’s eventual remake. Thunderbolts is Jane Fonda’s comeback film. Plus, the Moonstone Workout is going to sell like crazy. Since a lot of the feedback on these articles has been “special effects weren’t up to par to do these movies,” we’re going to adapt the characters for the grindhouse cult classic that we’re making. Even though that opinion is dumb and misses the point of the articles, which is to have fun and talk about John Ritter and watch Charles Napier murder someone. Anyway, 70’s Grindhouse Moonstone has the power of making herself intangible and being a manipulative bitch. And showing her boobs, probably.

If the 70’s taught us anything, it’s that David Carradine is the best Asian actor in the world. I can’t think of a better actor to represent China. 70’s Grindhouse Radioactive Man is radioactive. He probably melts people’s faces off. And since David Carradine is the greatest martial artist of the 70’s, he probably knows Kung Fu AND Kung Fu: The Legend Continues.

A movie like this is all about getting credibility with the fans. We’ve got David Carradine on board, and he is the greatest martial arts star to grace the small and big screens. Some other folks are bringing the Hollywood cred, so now we need to play to the nerds with Songbird being played by Mara Jensen, AKA Athena on Battlestar Galactica! BONUS: She’s dating Don Henley, so keep your fingers crossed and we can get ‘Thunderbolts of Summer’ on the soundtrack. 70’s Grindhouse Songbird uses her sonic scream to reluctantly fight for the man.

In my yearbook, I got the senior superlative of ‘most likely to be an actor.’ Lame and way off the mark. Malcolm McDowell’s was ‘most likely to bind the skin of a dead loved one into the handle of a sword to retain her power’ so I feel like Andreas von Strucker is a good fit for him. Plus he may not have gotten the message across in Clockwork Orange. 70’s Grindhouse Swordsman bound the skin of his dead sister onto the handle of a sword and he’s a bad ass crazy swordsman. What’s the point of that? Would you want to mess with a guy that probably turned his parents into lamps? Hell, give me Superman’s powers. I’m still not going near this guy.

Sweet Christmas, its Black Caesar! Shaft may have been a bad mother, but he didn’t have the build for Power Man. There’s only one hero of blaxploitation that can wear the tiara: Fred ‘The Hammer’ Williamson! 70’s Grindhouse Luke Cage has bulletproof skin, dreamy eyes, and the ability to be the subject of fierce debate about movie racism in some film history class someday.

His grand return as a martial arts hero! The lead character and star of Enter of the Dragon, JOHN SAXON! He’s already got the kung fu credibility, AND Saxon can pull off the billionaire playboy side of Bruce Wayne Tony Stark Lamont Cranston Danny Rand. I wanted to put Shang Chi: Master of Kung Fu in this movie too, but there weren’t any big Asian action stars at the time and David Carradine is already playing Radioactive Man. Is this joke old yet?

There’s no one else to play Misty Knight except for Pam Grier. Misty IS Pam. If Greg Land was drawing a Misty Knight book, he’d be tracing Pam Grier. And porn. Greg Land traces porn.

The man that can’t miss should also be the man with no punctuation: Christopher Walken. If Bullseye wasted time worrying about having a normal human sounding flow to his voice, he might start not hitting people with sharp things. Honestly, Walken already has a lot in common with Bullseye. He’s done the Russian roulette thing in Deer Hunter, he’s got crazy eyes and he’s killed a Greek woman.

The Director

It’s got to be Paul Bartel, the director of the most important landmark movie in the 70’s: DEATH RACE 2000! And some episodes of Clueless: The TV Series.

Watch the credits bump scene for a special appearance by THE DOBERMAN GANG!

With an announced sequel to X Men: First Class, and the rumors of a rebooted 1960’s Fantastic Four, retro Marvel is officially IN. This has led Geekscape to wonder: what if different Marvel franchises had actually been released in the 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s?

Or, maybe you think it’s stupid to cast a Marvel movie in a different decade, justify the lineup, and pitch a plot. Well, that’s why we at Geekscape consider ourselves to be heroes, in a way. We waste our time doing the stupid things the world is afraid to do. Last time, we shook the 90’s to their very core with a 1994 X Men film. Time to step back a decade!

THE 80’S: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

The Pitch: After a battle to take down Ultron results in an absurd amount of collateral damage, the Avengers reluctantly agree to accept government oversight in the form of Henry Gyrich. The Vision attempts to bring stability to the world by taking control of its computer systems, but is being manipulated by Ultron! It’s the Avengers vs. a Vision-Ultron-Skynet! Will the Avengers prevail? Meanwhile, a young Wanda Maximoff is taken in by the team and falls for the android! Can Scarlet Witch use the human power of love to bring Vision to his senses? And when she does, can the song ‘Power of Love’ play? When I think Avengers, I think Huey Lewis. And his news.

CAPTAIN AMERICA

In the 80’s, there was only one man that could sling the shield. The only man that John Connor trusted enough to go back in time and bang his mom: Michael Biehn. He is the unsung action hero badass of the 80’s and also The Rock from the 90’s. I mean the movie The Rock. He wasn’t The Rock, though I can still smell what he was cooking. Come on. Picture him doing that monologue to Ed Harris from The Rock in Cap’s costume and you will get a nerd boner.

Don’t fight it. It’s natural.

IRON MAN

Avengers Assemble? AS YOU WISH. Cary Elwes would have been an awesome Tony Stark back in the day. The wit, the arrogance, and the massive amount of girls wanting to bang him. Plus, most of the Dread Pirate Robert’s lines could probably double as Stark lines, so we save on screenwriters. That way in the spin off we get to see Iron Man challenge the Mandarin to a fight to the pain.

GYRICH

I’m doing my best to justify a Henry Gyrich in every decade I cast a movie in. Charlie Chaplin will end up playing him by the end of this. But before the Dictator gets his shot, the role belongs to John Ritter. Ritter’s been killing it on Three’s Company and it’s time to show his range as a greasy, back stabbing government yes man! This could be his ‘Razor’s Edge!’

THE VISION

I wish there was a guy we could call that does robots good…

SCARLET WITCH

Mia Sara! Too young? No way. It takes a dumb teenage girl to fall deeply in love with a robot, and Mia Sara’s career has been built on poor romantic choices: first Tom Cruise in Legend, and then Ferris Bueller, a husband who no doubt will eventually look into a camera and say ‘who could be faithful on a day like this?’ Mia has a perfect wide eyed spaciness for a young woman struggling with chaos magic. Is it chaos magic? I’m really not sure at this point.  THANKS BENDIS.

Besides, no one complained when two teenage boys fell in love took a shower with Lisa in Weird Science. There’s no room for your double standards in THE AVENGERS.


One more for the road.

ULTRON

Next.

BEAST

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Like, Jeff Bridges, man! Change him out of the Tron suit and put some blue fur on the guy. The Beast abides, man. The Beast abides.

HAWKEYE

PhotobucketSomething something winning something something dismissive wank. Charlie is a bad ass, and if you remember Hot Shots Part Deux (AND YOU SHOULD) you will remember that he is also dry and hilarious. He’ll also be perfect as part of our important subplot I just figured out: That Hawkeye hates young cocky scientist Hank Pym for having Janet, and is going to murder him when the hitting starts. And you know the hitting will start.

YELLOWJACKET

PhotobucketAnd when I think of hitting women, I think of Rob Lowe. A dashing scientist, inventor of size changing stuff, and a Duke Silver level saxophone player, Lowe has all the tools needed to play a sleazy piece of shit that needs some redemption. Literally, my favorite person for this role.

I CAN’T DEAL WITH INVENTING ULTRON! JUST LET ME ROCK THE PAIN AWAY!

THE WASP

PhotobucketJanet needs to be someone you really, really want to bang and really, really hate Hank Pym for being able to bang. I’m going with Demi Moore to keep the Brat Pack repping in this summer blockbuster. And it’s not so much that Demi would be an awesome person to hit, but she could sell a backhand super good. Just thinking about it makes me want to kill Rob Lowe.

WONDER MAN

PhotobucketMy understanding of Wonder Man isn’t the best, but based on the pre Secret Invasion Mighty Avengers, he’s a smug hacky actor turned super hero and I think he should be Kurt Russell. Please refer yourself to Jack Burton. Clean yourself up, and then see him in Sky High. And then clean yourself up. What? That Scott Pilgrim chick was in it.

DIRECTOR

Every movie needs a director (Except for the three Transformers films and anything I shoot of myself crying). The insane amount of androids and evil AI points to Ridley Scott for this thing. He’s the obvious choice for this epic, and while my heart says John Carpenter, my mind is keeping it Ridley.

Next time: It’s Warren Ellis’ Thunderbolts… 70’s grindhouse style!

With the financial and critical success of X-Men: First Class breathing new life into the franchise, Fox is almost certainly on the lookout for the next breakout title in Marvel’s extended mutant family. I have no idea how writers might squeeze the convoluted continuity of Peter David’s super-powered detective agency into the confused canon of the film universe, but I do know who I’d like to see in an X-Factor movie.

JOSHUA JACKSON as MULTIPLE MAN

Over the past few years, Peter David has made Jamie Madrox one of the most complicated and interesting characters in comics. Madrox has used his simple ability to create duplicates of himself to learn several lifetimes’ worth of skills, which he uses to investigate mutant-related crime.

Joshua Jackson naturally exudes Madrox’s boyish charm and disdain for authority. He is also credible as a man of varied talents; he’s in his fourth season playing jack of all trades Peter Bishop on Fox’s sci-fi drama Fringe.

 

BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD as SIREN

Not only is Howard the spitting image of Theresa Cassidy, but growing up in the shadow of her famous father gives her an emotional inroad to play Banshee’s daughter. She can also scream with the best of them, as evidenced in last year’s The Help. Plus, she is a bona fide nerd, having publicly declared her love of the Luna Brothers’ The Sword.

 

PAULA PATTON as MONET

Monet St. Croix hit the genetic jackpot: flight, super strength, invulnerability, mind-reading, AND the looks of a supermodel. Paula Patton can definitely pull off the looks aspect but also proved she could balance emotion and action in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.

 

PAUL “BIG SHOW” WIGHT as STRONG GUY

No ordinary man could fill the over-sized shoes of Guido Carosella (whose code name is a joke that stuck), but the Big Show is far from ordinary. The 7-ft, 200-lb wrestler might actually look believable lifting a car AND he can act, recently carrying the entire feature Knucklehead on his broad shoulders.

 

KELLY MACDONALD as WOLFSBANE

Boardwalk Empire‘s import has been in over 30 movies since her debut in 1996’s Trainspotting. She definitely has the range to capture the mood swings of the lycanthropic Rahne Sinclair WHILE using her natural Scottish brogue.

 

ELLE FANNING as LAYLA MILLER

Young Elle Fanning hinted at her potential in Spielberg’s Super 8, and playing the precocious and enigmatic Layla Miller would let her realize it. Check out her spooky performance in The Nines, and you will believe she knows stuff.

GAEL GARCIA BERNAL as RICTOR

Julio Richter’s ability to generate earthquakes is awesome, but it will take more than just knowing your faultlines to bring the bisexual superhero’s emotional depth to life. Acclaimed actor Bernal usually stars in Oscar bait like Amores Perros and The Motorcycle Diaries, so this role would be a great opportunity for him to shake things up.

 

JERI RYAN as VAL COOPER

Jeri Ryan is a great actress who has plenty of nerd cred, having played 7 of 9 in over a hundred episodes of Star Trek: Voyager. Not to mention she may as well have modeled for X-Factor’s government liaison.

That’s just one fan’s opinion. Let me know what you think!