Comedy director Peyton Reed, who was once best known for overseeing films like Bring It OnYes Man and The Break-Up, found himself gifted a golden ticket when he entered into Marvel’s family as the visionary behind the 2015 origin story of Ant-Man. The film soared to massive heights, grossing over $500 million globally and winning over both critics and audiences alike. But a lot can change in just three short years, as Scott Lang and his Ant-Man persona have quietly devolved into one of the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s (MCU) weakest and most underused characters. And with hopes that their latest sequel, Ant-Man and the Wasp, will rejuvenate excitement for this forgotten superhero, the return of Scott Lang doesn’t quite measure up to size

Set between the events of Civil War and Infinity War, Scott Lang (Paul Rudd) finds himself bored and imprisoned on house arrest after violating his parole by traveling to Germany to help out Captain America. With mere days to go before Scott’s return to freedom, Hank Pym (Michael Douglas) and his daughter Hope (Evangeline Lilly) enlist the help of Lang to venture back into the Quantum Realm and retrieve Hank’s wife, Janet (Michelle Pfeiffer), who’s been lost there for nearly three decades. In a race against time to get Scott back home before the police realize he’s gone, as well as trying to fend off suitors of this groundbreaking technology, it will take a group effort to save Janet from this atomic abyss and return Lang to his residence before it’s too late.

Having recently placed Ant-Man in my Top Ten MCU films, my adoration for this sequel’s predecessor can’t be overstated. Therefore, sifting through the humdrum of Ant-Man and The Wasp became more tedious than it was enjoyable. As expected from a comedic staple such as Peyton Reed, there are jokes aplenty to help ease you throughout this tenuous ride, but some prove more effective than others as the laughs fail to overshadow a long list of unappealing new characters that enter the story. And not only does the film overextend itself with an ungodly number of fresh faces, Ant-Man and the Wasp makes a desperate attempt at ramping up the drama. However, divvying up the screen-time counterbalances this desired end-game, leaving dramatic storylines fully devoid of emotion. Poor performances from Michael Douglas and Michelle Pfeiffer bring disaster to Janet’s entire plotline, while the inclusion of Laurence Fishborne and Hannah John-Kamen’s characters falls terribly flat as a meaningful subplot. And to top it off, Ant-Man and the Wasp delivers an all-too narrow scope that only manages to tie into the rest of the MCU when its end-credits scenes finally appear. There’s a lot of fluff packaged into this essentially villain-less title from the MCU, and the stakes never feel high enough and the comedy isn’t quite good enough to mask its many flaws.

GRADE: 3/5

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Welcome to Weekly Reads! It’s your little dose of comic book goodness that focuses on some aspect of my comic book reading!

Ongoing Reads

Power Man and Iron Fist #4 concludes the story’s first arc. This issue is the weakest offering from the series so far. It lacks the humour and easy-going vibe that was so prominent in the previous issues. The absent humour is replaced with excessive amounts of backstory relating to the book’s current villain, the Supersoul Stone possessed Jennie Royce. While the backstory serves to help us understand the character’s plight, it really takes away from the action. The conflict is resolved in an unsatisfying way as Power Man and Iron Fist have very little to do with it. By the end of things though, the Heroes for Hire are back and I can’t wait to see what kind of trouble they get into with issue #5!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, it seems like forever since we have discussed Bendis and Pichelli’s Spider-Man! Be careful what you wish for. I wanted a book that focused on the personal problems of being Spider-Man and I am getting it in spades here, the only issue is that it’s kind of boring. This book spends the better half of the story at a high school cafeteria where Ganke confesses to Miles that he likes Goldballs because he is a fast super hero… Wait? What? Am I the only person who never once thought to themselves “damn, that Goldballs guy is fat.” When they finally meet the character, a starstruck Ganke probably reveals more about Miles than he should have. The frustrated Miles takes off as Spider-Man where he is chased by heat seeking missiles… 😴

I was pleasantly surprised to discover Matt and Sharlene Kindt’s Dept. H #2 hit shelves this past week. This book will be contending for my favourite comic book at the end of the year. I can’t gush enough about Sharlene’s watercolours enough in this book, it’s unlike anything else in comics right now. If you’re reading digital, this book is worth picking up a physical copy. I’m not convinced Matt is leaving me clues to solve this murder mystery yet but I’ll find out in due time. The creators love and appreciation for the medium bleeds through on every page and makes this book a joy to read. I’m loving every panel.

New Reads

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Well, Civil War II kicks off and reading the first (well, 0th) issue I felt clueless. This book would definitely benefit from some sort of introduction to what is going on with these characters right now because I had no idea… I guess I should have been reading Iron Man? That said, I stuck it out and so far I am intrigued by Marvel’s next big storyline. We have She-Hulk defending a retired super villain who is being arrested for merely mentioning that he has thought of returning to a life of crime. The President of the United States wants James Rhodes (War Machine) to run for president. Then some random feeling stuff with Captain Marvel and some new Inhumans. Do I have high hopes for this arc? Not really. It feels to me like they are just trying to drive up revenue by tying in with their cinematic universe (and I guess who can blame them). Fortunately, it’s usually series that I have the lowest expectations for that end up wowing me the most so we will see where this goes.

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Soo I’m prepared to lose a lot of geek credibility with this one because I’m unfamiliar with why Future Quest #1 has so much hype. I picked it up because a) I don’t read enough DC and b) the art is right up my alley. I enjoyed the first issue but felt like I was missing some backstory as we are thrown right into the action from page 1. That said, the story is pretty easy to wrap your head around if you don’t think about it too hard. It has a sweet 80’s cartoon vibe to it. I really don’t know what else to say, you probably already know all you need to about this book because you’re smarter than me? 😊. Fill me in! What’s all the hype about?

Next Time

The DC Universe is reborn!

Briefly: We published our review for the film a few days back, but with just a few days to go until Marvel’s Captain America: Civil War hits theatres, the Marvel marketing machine is out in full force.

A new clip for the film has just hit the web, via Elizabeth Olsen and Paul Bettany’s visit to Good Morning America. The clip has The Vision and Scarlett Witch talking all about what they don’t know about the Mind stone.

You can take a look at the clip below (along with the full Good Morning America segment), and be sure to let us know what you’re most excited to see in the film!

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“Captain America: Civil War” picks up where “Avengers: Age of Ultron” left off, as Steve Rogers leads the new team of Avengers in their continued efforts to safeguard humanity. After another international incident involving the Avengers results in collateral damage, political pressure mounts to install a system of accountability and a governing body to determine when to enlist the services of the team. The new status quo fractures the Avengers while they try to protect the world from a new and nefarious villain.

Captain America: Civil War isn’t just a refreshing change of pace from Marvel’s routine formula in its winning franchise strategy, it is simply a great movie. Though exhausting in how it juggles its staggering ensemble cast, Civil War is a thrilling, heartfelt, and often times funny smash and bash rumination on accountability and oversight in the 21st century. Though it doesn’t come away completely unscathed, when the smoke clears Civil War will be celebrated as a total victory for Marvel and the entire superhero genre.

Inevitably, no matter how close you get with co-workers, friends, and family, eventually you want to punch one of them in the face. The premise behind Marvel’s Captain America: Civil War directed by Joe and Anthony Russo and loosely based on the 2006 comic of the same name, is of course more complex than that. But the rage is palpable for those of us without superpowers: Following another international incident that causes brutal bystander casualties, the privately-operated Avengers — led by the square jawed but complex Capt. Steve Rogers, a.k.a. Captain America (Chris Evans) — are coerced by the world’s governments to come under multinational oversight. Former Avenger and billionaire Tony Stark, a.k.a. Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) is the right kind of type-A personality who leads several of the Marvel heroes’ support while Rogers opposes, refusing to shift blame to others. The two titans of Marvel clash, attract new superheroes to the cause — Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman) and Spider-Man (Tom Holland) — while a neutral enemy plays their card in a terribly distracted world.

The 13th film in the ever-expanding Marvel “Cinematic Universe,” Civil War is a retroactive “fix” or a sneaky jab to critics who complain these films fetishize 9/11 imagery for spectacle. Civil War re-contextualizes the sweeping victories in 2012’s The Avengers and 2014’s The Winter Soldier into something more consequential. Maybe Hulk smashing does cause real damage. After the mind-numbing death orgy of 2013’s Man of Steel and its succeeding Batman v SupermanCivil War is like a sincere apology on behalf of the genre to a weary audience. And as an apology, it presents breathtaking, incredibly choreographed action and some really knee slapping hysterics.

Of all the things to consider Civil War, one would assume “funny” could be the last adjective. But Civil War is light, very light, without treading on childish goofiness (though I personally like when superhero movies embrace that). Even in the middle of jaw-dropping action there’s time for a joke, and it’s never forced or even insincere. Step away from the politically presumptuous comic book from Mark Millar and what Civil War is is an excuse for superheroes to fight. Marvel is, always, an obscenely budgeted, delicately crafted, A-list starring version of a Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers script. And yet the magic of Marvel is that it revels in that joy without posturing, or even feeling embarrassed by its kitschy roots.

Positively, Civil War is stacked with characters. Regrettably, it juggles them so much it’s nearly tiresome. Civil War by its nature will attract fans who could tell you everything about T’Challa and Wakanda before Chadwick Boseman walks on screen (Boseman is GREAT, by the way, and the Black Panther costume is pure eye candy), but in the nearly two and a half hour running time you witness a revolving door of characters, who all come with their own arcs, backgrounds, and motivations. For so long one could skip the last Marvel movie, but Civil War will punish that. The Russos should be commended for the tight wire act they display with the film’s characters, but it’s not perfect and could never be. So those who didn’t bother with Ant-Man or, more importantly, Age of Ultron will find themselves at a loss with who’s who.

I have no where to put this sentence, but it bears mentioning: Sebastian Stan’s Bucky, a.k.a. The Winter Soldier, is very much the centerpiece of Civil War in a way he never was in the original comic book. And Stan performs reliably well as a cold (excuse the pun), detached puppet for a darker enemy. Everything extends like a web around Bucky, whose presence is very much why almost everything in Civil War works.

Speaking of “webs” and working, Civil War has introduced us to our best Spider-Man yet. Tom Holland is a real delight as the teenaged Peter Parker, considerably younger and whimsical than previous actors Andrew Garfield and Tobey McGuire, who Holland outshines. He’s charismatic but comfortable in the role, as comfortable as the bright, vibrant suit he wears as the webslinger. The film really does speed through Spider-Man’s “origin” to the point it’s almost barely mentioned — and yeah, because we know it already — but it’s there and you can bet it’ll be explored at length in 2017’s Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Civil War is a lot of things: Funny, tense, well-paced, exhilarating — go in to the German airport fight scene knowing nothing, it’s better that way. It also falls victim to some of the trappings of the Marvel Universe. The stakes are tangible and, most importantly, there, but they also somehow aren’t due to the inevitable sequels and bombastic Infinity War on the horizon. Still, Civil War is a real win for the summer movie season. No matter the reasons why they fight or who wins — and there is a winner! — who doesn’t relate to wanting to sock the annoying one in the car complaining about where you’re going to eat, or a co-worker being smug in the email thread or Slack channel? You don’t need superpowers to maybe think these guys are still just human.

Captain America: Civil War gets 4 1/2 out of 5.

Briefly: Yes!

Sure, that Civil War featurette that ET debuted this morning was pretty cool, but this is wayway better.

First of all, it’s an entirely new, far more dramatic trailer for Captain America: Civil War. The video features a ton of new footage, and seems starkly (ha) more dramatic than the first trailer for the anticipated film.

I already like it more than I liked Age of Ultron.

Oh, and Tom Holland’s Spider-Man shows up.

Yeah, I’ll shut up now. Watch the trailer below, and be sure to let us know how excited you are. Captain America: Civil War hits theatres on May 6th!

Briefly: With just a couple of months to go until Captain America: Civil War finally hits theatres, ET has just debuted a fantastic new featurette for the film detailing some of Civil War‘s spectacular stunts.

And also the incredible chemistry of Chris Evans and Anthony Mackie.

Marvel’s “Captain America: Civil War” finds Steve Rogers leading the newly formed team of Avengers in their continued efforts to safeguard humanity. But after another incident involving the Avengers results in collateral damage, political pressure mounts to install a system of accountability, headed by a governing body to oversee and direct the team. The new status quo fractures the Avengers, resulting in two camps—one led by Steve Rogers and his desire for the Avengers to remain free to defend humanity without government interference, and the other following Tony Stark’s surprising decision to support government oversight and accountability.

Take a look at the featurette below, and let us know what you think! Captain America: Civil War hits theatres on May 6th!

Briefly: We couldn’t be more excited for Captain America’s next adventure (well, along with most of the Avengers and a slew of new characters as well), and following that gorgeous Super Bowl spot from just a couple of weeks back, Empire has just debuted a few slick new images from the film, including our first look at Frank Grillo’s Crossbones.

Marvel’s “Captain America: Civil War” finds Steve Rogers leading the newly formed team of Avengers in their continued efforts to safeguard humanity. But after another incident involving the Avengers results in collateral damage, political pressure mounts to install a system of accountability, headed by a governing body to oversee and direct the team. The new status quo fractures the Avengers, resulting in two camps—one led by Steve Rogers and his desire for the Avengers to remain free to defend humanity without government interference, and the other following Tony Stark’s surprising decision to support government oversight and accountability.

Take a look at the images (including a new look a Scarlet Witch, and an incredible Empire cover) below, and let us know what you think! Captain America: Civil War hits theatres on May 6th!

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During the Super Bowl (the annual event where fans across the country gather around their TV sets and watch all of the latest, greatest ways that companies can sell them products), a new teaser for Captain America: Civil War gave us some insight on what we can expect when Cap and Iron Man come to blows on May 6th.

The spot expands the details on the conflict between the former teammates over The Winter Soldier, and also features other prominent characters from the Marvel Cinematic Universe such as Scarlet Witch, Falcon, Vision and Black Panther (YES!). The short teaser squeezes in as much action as they possibly can in less than a minute; so many explosions; so much awesome so many hashtags…

Check out the trailer below, then let us know what side you’ll be one when the film kicks off the Summer movie season. As always, make sure to check back with us as more news rolls in!

Briefly: Last night Marvel surprised all of us by debuting the very first action-packed trailer for next year’s Captain America: Civil War on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

The trailer features Cap and Bucky buddy-buddy once again, a fantastic line from Iron Man about an ailing friendship, and much, much more.

Marvel has since released three new one-sheets for the anticipated flick, bearing the tagline ‘Divided We Fall’, and showcasing Cap and Iron Man, naturally, fighting each other.

The movie looks cool as hell (if not Marvel’s standard-at-this-point way too busy), and these posters are worthy additions to the film’s just-beginning marketing campaign. I’m sure we’ll see about 40,000 more posters for this one before the film releases next May, and I’d sure hope that the rest of them could look as good as these three.

Take a look at the images below, and be sure to let us know, whose side are you on?

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“Captain America: Civil War” picks up where “Avengers: Age of Ultron” left off, as Steve Rogers leads the new team of Avengers in their continued efforts to safeguard humanity. After another international incident involving the Avengers results in collateral damage, political pressure mounts to install a system of accountability and a governing body to determine when to enlist the services of the team. The new status quo fractures the Avengers while they try to protect the world from a new and nefarious villain.

Briefly: Well, I certainly didn’t expect to get off of a train and have this waiting for me.

Following the official word that Doctor Strange has begun production, Marvel debuted the very first trailer for next year’s Captain America: Civil War on tonight’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Now, I know it’s almost Thanksgiving in the US, so I have to say that I’m damned thankful for this trailer, as crap is it cool.

Civil War picks up where “Avengers: Age of Ultron” left off, as Steve Rogers leads the new team of Avengers in their continued efforts to safeguard humanity. After another international incident involving the Avengers results in collateral damage, political pressure mounts to install a system of accountability and a governing body to determine when to enlist the services of the team. The new status quo fractures the Avengers while they try to protect the world from a new and nefarious villain.

You can take a look at the trailer below, and be sure to let us know what you think! Captain America: Civil War hits theatres on May 6th!

Briefly: Okay, so we were totally lying on April 1st when we said that Chandler Riggs was playing Spider-Man.

But, today Kevin Feige did drop some new info about the role.

Feige revealed to Collider today that the new Spider-Man will indeed be Peter Parker, and that he’ll be Ultimate style 15-16 years old:

“In terms of the age of an actor we’ll eventually to cast, I don’t know. In terms of the age of what we believe Peter Parker is, I’d say 15-16 is right.”

He continues, explaining just why they chose to go with a younger Spidey this time around (aside from the fact that an immediately older one didn’t work):

“We want to play with Spider-Man in the high school years because frankly there’ve been five Spider-Man films and the amazing thing about it is, even though there’ve been five Spider-Man films, there are so many things from the comics that haven’t been done yet. Not just characters or villains or supporting characters, but sides to his character. The most obvious being the ‘young, doesn’t quite fit in’ kid before his powers, and then the fella that puts on a mask and swings around and fights bad guys and doesn’t shut up, which is something we want to play with and we’re excited about.”

Feige also culled some of our fears in a conversation with CraveOnline, revealing that the next Spider-Man film that we see won’t be an origin story:

“In Spider-Man’s very specific case, where there have been two retellings of that origin in the last whatever it’s been – [thirteen] years – for us we are going to take it for granted that people know that, and the specifics. It will not be an origin story. But, with great power comes great responsibility. It is inherent to who his character is. But we want to reveal it in different ways and spend much more time focusing on this young high school kid in the MCU dealing with his powers. There is a young kid [already] running around New York City in a homemade version of the Spider-Man costume in the MCU, you just don’t know it yet,“

Phew, I really didn’t want to spend the first half of his solo film with him learning how to wall crawl and stand up for himself. So, who would you like to see suit up as Spidey now that Donald Glover is definitely out?

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Breaking: Last month, Marvel and Sony announced a groundbreaking new partnership that would (again) see a reboot of the Spider-Man film franchise, but more importantly, would officially allow the character to enter the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

It was quickly revealed that Andrew Garfield would not be reprising his Peter Parker role in the new series, and the internet has run rampant with speculation of who we’d next see don the blue and red suit ever since.

We can all stop that speculation now, as Sony has just revealed who they’ve chosen for the role. No, it’s not Donald Glover, and he won’t be playing Miles Morales. The Walking Dead star Chandler Riggs (Carl, duh) will play Peter Parker / Spider-Man beginning in Captain America: Civil War.

It’s certainly an interesting choice, and certainly not one I’d ever predict. He’s young (16), which I like, and he’s awkward as hell, so he’s already got a one-up on Andrew Garfield (at least as far as Peter Parker goes). I’ll admit that I was initially baffled at the decision, but then I remembered that we shouldn’t hate on this stuff until we actually see what it looks like. Peter Parker is an awkward teenage nerd who isn’t particularly good looking, and Chandler fits right into that description.

Here’s the press release:

After a comprehensive worldwide casting search, Chandler Riggs has been chosen to portray Peter Parker when Spider-Man swings into the Marvel Universe with the release of Captain America: Civil War on May 6th, 2016. Sony Pictures will thereafter release the next installment of its $4 billion Spider-Man franchise, on July 28, 2017, in a film that will be co-produced by Kevin Feige and his expert team at Marvel and newly appointed chairman of Sony Pictures, Tom Rothman.

 

Today’s announcement culminates what has been one of the most eagerly anticipated casting announcements in recent memory. Bloggers, pop culture speculators, and everyday fans have pored over and analyzed every conceivable online rumor in an attempt to discover the identity of the actor to play Marvel’s Spider-Man, and Riggs will immediately begin preparing for the coveted role.

 

Spider-Man, embraced all over the world, is the most successful franchise in the history of Sony Pictures, with the five films having taken in more than $4 billion worldwide.

 

Commenting on the announcement, Tom Rothman, chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment, and Kevin Feige, President of Marvel Studios said, “Spider-Man is a classic superhero — a young man who balances his responsibility to serve humanity and crush evil with the shyness and normalcy of someone struggling to find himself. The role demands an extraordinary actor. You need someone who can magically transform himself from Peter Parker into Spider-Man. An actor who will depict the vulnerability of youth and the strength and confidence of a legendary figure at the same moment. We have found that actor in Chandler Riggs. From the first time we saw him in The Walking Dead, to his glorious screen test which floored all of us, we knew that we had found our new Peter Parker.”

 

Producer Avi Arad added, “I’m incredibly excited about Chandler Riggs. In the Spider-Man tradition, we were looking for a smart, sensitive, and cool new Peter Parker who can inspire us and make us laugh, cry, and cheer. We believe we have found the perfect choice to take on this role and lead us into the future.”

 

Producer Laura Ziskin said, “We are thrilled to have Chandler Riggs for this new incarnation of Spider-Man. We were fortunate enough to meet with a group of fantastically talented young men, and in the end, we all agreed that in addition to being an extraordinary actor, Chandler had the right mix of humor, youth, and pathos, along with an underlying sense of strength and power necessary to bring Peter Parker and Spider-Man to life on screen.”

 

Kevin Feige added “We cannot wait to show you where Marvel and Sony plan to take this beloved character, and we’re ecstatic to show you Chandler in costume, and in motion, later this year.”

Are you down with this announcement? Is there another actor you’d have rather seen cast? And what does this mean for Carl on The Walking Dead? Sound out below!

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Briefly: These are some exciting times for comic book movies. Marvel has decided to answer DC’s move of announcing all of their upcoming films through the year 2020 with their own long term announcements for Phase 3 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Here’s what’s been announced, as well as the release dates:

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Chadwick Boseman was also announced as playing the lead, Black Panther. Here’s a concept shot of the bad-ass costume:

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Kevin Feige announced that this will be a Carol Danvers Captain Marvel, so definitely an answer to the Wonder Woman movie.

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Yep, Avengers: Infinity War will be split into TWO parts. This is going to be HUGE!

I am super excited for these films and the introduction of these new characters into the MCU!

So, let the fantasy casting begin! Who do you think should play your favorite Marvel characters? Let us know in the comments section below!

First, some background.

Django Unchained was the most anticipated film for me after the summer, and even during parts of it. I was rather bummed that I was unable to finish the bounty hunter game that was going on during San Diego Comic Con this year. But I digress. Not only is it a Quentin Tarantino film, but it was a western—which, if you haven’t learned by now, is my favorite genre of all time. I knew he was going to pull from spaghetti westerns and the usual late 60s, early 70s trash, including the 1966 Django, from which this movie gets its name (and the greatest theme song of all time). So, like a good fangirl, I decided–for once–I would try and prepare myself for the movie, and do some research. Over the summer and fall, I saw nearly three dozen westerns—mostly revenge and bounty killer plots—some for the first time, some for the thousandth. When I walked into Django Unchained, I was certain I was going to know every crook and cranny of this film and it was going to love me the way I was bound to love it.

I was wrong about those things. Django Unchained came at me in ways I never could have expected. It was the anti-thesis of everything I thought I wanted and expected. Granted, there was some patent Tarantino sensationalized violence and blood ridden carnage; there was also some parts that were so brutal I found myself on the verge of tears (Franco Nero‘s cameo in the parlor scene was just enough winking at the camera to help my emotional jets cool and feel safe in my seat again). While many people have and will just write this off as another pastiche, a modern day blaxploitation film, I will go on record as saying this is Tarantino’s most ideologically mature work, because for the first time he seems to actually be saying something about society rather than just waxing poetic on popular culture.

When Tarantino called it a Southern, I will admit that I did not understand what he meant. I doubt many of us going in could really understand, because that part of US history is rarely talked about with any kind of depth or maturity. When talking about the 1850-60’s, Americans can go on at length about the western expansion and the Civil War, but we always view the latter through the eyes of the North. The rare exception being if you’re from one of those rebellion States in the South (and therefore aren’t over it), but even then you tread very softly on the topic of slavery. “It’s about State’s rights.” And while that may indeed be the case, it is ignorant to suggest that the latter did not go in line with why a person might have fought so hard for those rights. Additionally, since the war was fought and won by the North, it will be impossible to prove if slavery was truly “on the way out” thanks to Eli Whitney and the Cotton Gin, as so many claim. Which brings me back to Django Unchained.

The review in brief.:

The film is set in the south just prior to the Civil War. Django (played by Jamie Foxx) is a slave on his way to auction, after having recently attempted to runaway from his former owner. He is soon purchased by a German dentist and bounty hunter, Dr. King Schultz (Christoph Waltz), who offers him his freedom in exchange for some information on a couple of bounties. Django agrees, and soon has his freedom. When asked what he plans to do with his freedom, Django says he plans to purchase his bride, Broomhilda (Kerry Washington), give her her freedom and live happily ever-after. The name “Broomhilda” has personal significance to Schultz, who vows—as  a German—to aid Django on his quest, which eventually takes him to Candieland, the plantation run by Leonardo DiCaprio‘s character Calvin Candie.

As a movie, it serves. This is Tarantino’s first film since editor Sally Menke passed in 2010, and her presence is dearly missed. The out-of-sequence, chapter storytelling is gone, and the third act in long and out of place from the rest of the film, although it is 100% Tarantino. As usual per Tarantino, everyone is a villain, except for Broomhilda who is less a character than a prize. The violence is great, some of it shocking; between the Mandingo fight and a man being torn apart by dogs, you may want to save your Christmas Chinese for after the movie. Every actor is at the top of his and her game her. Despite the shock in casting, Jamie Foxx is fit to play the cowboy, even riding his personal horse, Cheetah, in the movie. Leonardo Di Caprio’s is exceptionally disturbing in his role as Calvin Candie, the pleasure he takes in his slaves’ plight is unnerving, and the ease in which DiCaprio seems to play him is frightening.

It is a movie I recommend, as to be expected; but I do so for its social commentary rather than it being the cream of the grindhouse crop.

The review at length (plus some unexpected soapbox).:

There is an element lacking among the characters here that is present in the rest of Tarantino’s films and that is respect. Usually in his movies, the parties involved respect each other; those who don’t typically die unnecessarily (I am looking at you, Vince Vega). In this movie, no one respects anyone (with the exception of Schultz—who may very well be Tarantino’s apology to the Germans for Waltz’s character in Inglourious Basterds) and that lack of respect is very important to the story telling and also what makes me believe there is more to this flick than just grindhouse, blaxploitation “fun.”

“Nigger” is said 115 times (plus or minus 5, as I did not have a pen or paper ready while I was tallying). Many will say and have said that this is offensive and only done to piss off Spike Lee or defend it as being historically accurate. I will do neither. What I will say (and why I brought up the number to begin with) is this: Tarantino has used the word liberally in his other works, but there is something about it this time that makes it different. The source from which it is said.

In Pulp Fiction, for example, it is said either by a person of color or a person very close to a person of color (you may or may not recall that Tarantino makes a point to show that Bonnie, the wife of his character Jimmie, is black), and therefore may be able to have a “pass” at using the word. Here, however, the word is only used with hatred. To hurt and belittle; show ones place of superiority over another. Truth be told, I cringe and cower like a child every time I hear the word, no matter the context, but this time I felt it was being delivered at me rather than to a character. And this is why I believe this may be Tarantino’s most mature work in terms of social commentary. I may be giving Tarantino too much credit, but since Obama’s election (and re-election), the United States has become increasingly racist (the reactions to Rue in Hunger Games or the introduction of Miles Morales as Ultimate Spider-Man should be proof enough) and Django Unchained pretty much just lays it out for you in a way that can be pretty hard to watch. It’s like rubbing a dog’s nose in its own shit to try and teach it to stop crapping on the floor, or forcing a child to smoke an entire carton of cigarette when caught smoking one. If you want to do something, know what the hell it is you think you’re doing, and know what it’s like to do it all the time before you allow yourself to build a tolerance. But for the betterment of yourself and society, just don’t do it. This doesn’t apply just to Whitey McSlaveowner Candie, but also to head slave Stephen (Samuel L. Jackson) and our hero Django.

Racism is a theme present in the original Django, as well. Like Foxx’s character,  Nero’s Django finds himself fighting the KKK and dealing with racists. In that film non-KKK members comment on the silliness of how a person can be judged by the color of his skin (that movie was made towards the end of the African-American Civil Rights Movement, two years before Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., from whom Schultz no doubt gets his name, was shot), while here we actually have a plantation owner explain how it is a white man evolutionary superiority that allows him to rule over another person, especially a negroid. The latter would seem laughable and out of place in the 21st century, if I didn’t recall someone telling me a similar tale four or five years ago while I was a college student in Texas.

Django Unchained is the movie America deserves, if not the one we want. While I do not believe it is the role of the son to pay for the sins of his father, it is his job to learn from them. If we continue to perpetuate the kind of racial hatred that forces the Master of Trash to momentarily grow up and put out a movie as painful and soul crushing as this, then we have a lot of growing as a nation.

Before sitting down to watch Bloody Disgusting’s Exit Humanity, I found myself examining the box and asking myself one simple question: how do you survive a zombie uprising in the 19th century?  By the end of the movie, I had my answer: by carrying a six-shooter and being the original emo kid.

That’s right.  Shoegaze fans, I have found your progenitor and his name is Edward Young (Mark Gibson).  But let’s back up a little bit and focus on the fantastic(?) plot.

Sometime in the future, zombies have begun to sprout/hatch/breed/propagate, causing devastation the world over.  Somewhere in all of this, someone has come across an old journal that details the first zombie attack, which happened the year the Civil War ended.

This is where we meet Edward.  Young, dashing, and sporting what might be a neckbeard, Edward’s magic powers include drowning zombies and shouting… a lot.  Like, seriously, all the time.  If he was a Pokemon, his name would be YAARRRRRRRRGH.

I’d like to relay the plot to you, but as it seems to change every fifteen minutes or so, I can’t quite tell you what the overall driving force behind the story was.  It’s really as though someone pitched a TV show about zombies during the American Civil War and, after repeatedly rejections, decided to make a two hour long movie out of the five seasons they had already dreamt up.

It was too much.  Between Edward sobbing about his dead wife, sobbing about his missing kid, sobbing about his (un)dead kid, sobbing about his dying horse, sobbing about the bad man who knocked him out, sobbing about sobbing and then sobbing some more, this movie drags on like a bad fish, if such a fish was prone to dragging on.

“YAARRRRRRRRGH.”

High points?  The narrative voice of Malcolm Young (Brian Cox) had enough of the South in it to bring Sookie to her knees.  The flash animations that helped keep the budget costs down were pretty, though always a shocking contrast to the live-action Civil War era storyline.  Yeah… that’s about all I’ve got.  Sorry, emo-fans, I just can’t support a man constantly screaming in zombie-infested woods and surviving.