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Anime LA 2017: A Revelation in Wigs

by Matthew MorrellJanuary 31, 2017

This past weekend from January 26th through the 29th under the back drop of the snow covered San Antonio Mountains, and bright California sun, a sea of people gathered at the Ontario Convention Center for Anime LA, 2017.

Indeed a vast sea of people showed up; different ethnicity, different races, different religions, different sex, different gender, all congregated to celebrate a common love of art. They celebrated freedom, creativity, and diversity in a week when those values were purposefully, systematically, and maliciously attacked.

Now, just to be clear, an event like Anime LA is crazy. On paper it sounds impossible. Tons of contrasting people from all across the nation, all in one place celebrating a niche art?

It’s a lot like Anime hair: it defies all reason.

“Is it hair, a gun, a dick? Seriously, Please explain.”

At the con we spoke with Elizabeth; one of the hundreds of dedicated Cos-players, and creators, who make the impossible possible. Admittedly, making wigs seems like a minor, tedious, finger callous creating task, and it is. However, a lot can be learned from putting on a headpiece that looks impossible.

One of the more obvious lessons: a good wig isn’t all one single piece of hair. The best wigs are made from thousands of different strands of plastic fibers, woven together to make one whole headpiece.

A bunch of different individual fibers, woven together, to form impossibly beautiful shapes, colors, and styles all in the name of art. It is a metaphorical concept that’s both figuratively and literally designed to wrap around your head.

It looks impossible, but it works. Not always perfect, sometimes unwieldy, but individual pieces bonded together form something beautiful.

Perhaps taking such a ridiculous concept to heart would go a long way in preventing division?

Nevertheless, in a week where sanity seems to have taken a nose dive, have peace in knowing there are places where diversity continues to band together to celebrate and create something truly spectacular.

Thank you to all who attended, volunteered, and staffed Anime LA, 2017.

On Site @AnimeLA2017

The ‘Alien Covenant’ Trailer Is Here, Redemption For Franchise Incoming?

by Matthew MorrellDecember 24, 2016

If you were looking for a way to not fall asleep while you wait for Christmas Morning to come, we’ve got you covered.

From Fox Studios, directed by Ridley Scott (Alien ’79, Blade Runner ’82) the first trailer for Alien: Covenant (2017) has dropped moments ago.

From the looks of it, they’ve gone hard ‘R’ for a potentially, truly terrifying return to form. This may be good news for a franchise marred by a fair share of unfortunate sequels(and at least one prequel).

No spoilers. Check out the trailer below for yourself AND check back with our podcast for a full analysis and discussion of whether the Alien franchise should be, or can be resurrected.

The ‘Spider-Man Homecoming’ Trailer Is Here!

by Matthew MorrellDecember 8, 2016

SPOILER FREE TRAILER POST!

Finally, a Spider-Man that’s home at Marvel Studios where he belongs. So much good going on in this trailer: web-wings, integration in an established universe, and an Uncle Ben that’s already in the grave. We love Ben. Love him so much we can’t bare to see him die again for a third time. It’s about time to web-sling into the unexplored parts of Spidey’s mythos.

It may be to early to call, but this is Spider-Man done right.

Check out the trailer below to see for yourselves…

Arcade Review: All Amusement Fun Center

by Matthew MorrellNovember 22, 2016

Dearest reader, this review is unlike any Arcade Review to date: you, the reader, will be given the power to make a positive change in the world. Especially now, you may be feeling a little helpless. Maybe a little isolated? We at Geekscape implore you to venture from your console to Burbank Town Center to the last Mall Arcade in Los Angeles:

The All Amusement Fun Center, Burbank Town Center.

"No, this time we really do mean the 'The last one.'" — “No, this time we really do mean the ‘The last one.'”

We braved the claustrophobia inducing, void of all hope that is the LA Freeway system because we value gaming culture. We value our past. We value our future. We value preserving small businesses that exist to support an environment where gamers like us can do what we do best. That’s why we’re calling on you to act. Here’s what’s at stake…

"Behold, the very last of a dying bread." — “Behold, the very last of a dying bread.”

THE PRESENTATION:

This arcade is not a nostalgia museum. This arcade is not a hybrid bar, or restaurant, or lounge where twenty and thirty somethings reminisce about retro gaming. The All Amusement Fun Center is where gamers are born.

"Yes, exactly, but different." — “Yes, exactly, but different.”

It is the place where kids discover their courage to face off against raptors and T-Rex. They develop their determination to reach new high scores on pinball machines. They increase their reflexes mastering every hairpin turn on Superbikes 2. It’s in Arcades like this where that feeling, that heart pounding love of the game begins.

For some of us growing up that couldn’t shell out hundreds of dollars for a home console, Arcades like AAFC offered those with just a few bucks to spare an equal opportunity for adventure, and fun.

int-arcade — “Pictured: fresh paint, new carpet, days worth of adventures.”

In this spotless, dust free, loved and cared for space you would think that this arcade is brand new. It’s not. Several generations have passed through these doors in the last twenty-three years All Amusement Fun Center has been in Burbank.

This Arcade also has some of the most helpful and friendly staff I’ve ever come in contact with. People like Art, and Vanessa, and Krystal know their regulars on a first name basis. They treat strangers, (like this reviewer) with a genuine smile and make themselves available if you need help.

Then there’s the owner, Jim; a true game master. The man opened up a safe place for families and seasoned gamers alike with his own blood, sweat and tears and kept it alive for two decades and during a recession. He rebuilds Arcade cabinets on site like a boss with his bare hands. Speaking of which…

THE GAMES

All Amusement Fun Center has an impressive variety of games; ticket, sports, fighting, racing, rail-shooter, you name it. They’ve got a little bit of everything. There may not be a Mortal Kombat cabinet, but there’s a perfectly good Marvel V. Capcom 2 and Tekken: nothing parents would have to worry about their kids stumbling upon.

You may even find a rare classic such as Sega’s Confidential Mission. With more than a few dozen machines on the floor, Jim does indeed have a secret stash of machines that he repairs and rotates onto the main floor.

Even more important, they all work. There was a moment where the Tekken machine was down for a second, but the staff promptly got it up and running again. Again, this isn’t some neglected relic slowly rotting away in an abandoned corner of the mall; this place is pristine.

This Arcade also boasts four working change/token machines. We can’t stress enough just how easy it is to enjoy this place. You will find that your gaming experience is enhanced when you’re in tangible space with other gamers who are just as excited to mow down hordes of zombies as you are.

THE EXTRAS

This place is a piece of history. More importantly, All Amusement Fun Center is a place that brings people together and breeds future gamers for generations to come. There is a genuine family atmosphere here. Not the Afternoon Special way either, but a genuine community of all generations and cultures.

"As one sided as this match is, it sucks to play it alone." — “As one sided as this match is, it sucks to play the game alone.”

Two brothers, Lenny and Robert, have been regularly coming to AAFC for years. Lenny, the younger, admitted, “It’s gonna be sad to see this place go.”

Robert had introduced his younger brother to Tekken and that as part of the community, “[AAFC] Brings people together.”

Especially during a time when so many people feel divided, a physical place where people can come together is needed more than ever.

Tragically, as of March 2017, like so many other small American business, they are being shut down. Sure, a mall exists to make money. AAFC does that too, but they also have the added benefit of enriching a community. Cypress Equities, (based in Dallas, Texas), has decided that what the community of Burbank really needs is another Ikea.

So, if you’re a real gamer, that means you’re always up for a challenge. By your very nature, you look at impossible odds, laugh, and willfully engage in battle. That’s what’s needed now. You are needed to make a difference, to help save this place of joy and community.

Here’s how…

Easy – You can add your name to this petition on Change.org.

Normal – You can email this nice man chris.maguire@cypressequities.com. Let him know that gamers aren’t some seedy sub-sect of society, but people who value a place to play in peace and community: All Amusement Fun Center is that place.

Legendary – Physically drive (Or have someone drive you) to sign the in-store petition. Experience a great arcade first hand.

Burbank Town Center, 201 W Magnolia Blvd # 128, Burbank, CA 91502.

10 AM – 9 PM Monday – Saturday

11 AM – 8 PM Sunday

This is a mission where everyone’s voice actually counts. This is your chance to help preserve gaming culture.

You can make a difference.

Valerian: Our New Star Wars?

by Matthew MorrellNovember 11, 2016

From visionary director Luc Besson, and based on the long running comic book series comes Valerian: City of a Thousand Planets. We’re not dismissing this trailer, and neither should you. Check out what’s lit up our Summer 2017 radar like an incoming barrage of awesome!

New Star Wars? What are we, an unopened pack of noobs? Of course we know this predates Star Wars by a decade. It’s just the visuals, the promise of a new Sci-Fi universe to explore, and the cast has us captivated. They all look so friggin’ pretty. Seriously, what is up with Cara Delevingne’s eyes? Is it just me or is anyone else being overwhelmingly compelled to just… keep… watching…

The film! I mean we should all just keep watching for updates for this potentially amazing film.

We’ll also be reviewing the best of the Valerian and Laureline series for those of you who want to get an early start on starting your new fan obsession.

Stay tuned for more!

Arcade Review DOUBLE HEADER: Coin Haus / Coin-Op

by Matthew MorrellOctober 19, 2016

Experiencing the regrowth of arcade culture first hand in San Diego is awe inspiring, especially considering that places like Coin Haus and Coin-Op Northpark have sprouted up as recent as 2013. Both of these arcades may be two sides of the same coin, but they are still distinctly different houses of play. What is clear is that they both deserve to be experienced…

"And if you haven't been, then you need to get out to these arcades." — “And if you haven’t been, then you need to get out to these arcades.”

COIN HAUS

Walking up main street La Mesa, you’ll hang a left at the top of the street onto Allison Avenue. You’ll go past a series of cute shops, wooden arches tangled in vines. You’ll hear the sounds of what could be just another artsy bar. It isn’t until you see the spray painted letters above the building that you know you’re in for something good.

"Ready Player One? Like you even have to ask." — “Ready Player One? Like you even have to ask.”

Now you’re inside, and possibly confused. Tables to the right (one with a Light Bright even), a giant orange shipping crate in front of you, and a few cabinet games to the left of you. Obviously, you go left to the games. But, you stop as someone from behind calls out, “You’ll need a wristband.”

As innovative as Coin Haus undoubtedly is, it does employ a potentially dangerous way of paying for drink and game. Simply wave your key fob attached to your wrist band, wait for the green light, and you’re set. There’s one little hitch. The wrist band doesn’t tell you how much you’ve spent. That’s not necessarily a problem if you’re even a little good at math, but there’s another minor problem in that being-good-at-math thing…

Self pour.

That giant shipping crate in the center of the arcade? Yeah, it’s filled end to end with a ludicrously large selection of brew on tap. On both sides. These aren’t your run of the mill big name brands either. Local brews, imports, fine wine, even coffee beer. If you’re not acting like the responsible adult you should be, you may totally forgot why you came here in the first place…

int-coin-haus-1 — “Here’s a hint: look behind you.”

The GAMES!

Yeah, Coin Haus has games too. Lining the back wall, a well curated collection of games from the eighties to today awaits. Activated by the same wrist band no less. Despite Joust being out of order when this reviewer was present, all the other games seemed to be in perfect order. In fact the whole place was in pristine order. Coin Haus in a sense is a micro brewery if it were owned and operated by the Mario Brothers.

There is no shame in saying Coin Haus is first and foremost one of the most innovative bars built around an arcade motif. They don’t do snacks. They don’t do specialty entrees.

They do beer, and they do it exceptionally well.

Personally, neither my wallet or liver were able to sample each and every beer, wine, (and coffee beer?) but with a self pour, and easy to use wrist band for beer and video games that is certainly an option for you.

Drink responsibly, play video games liberally, and go check out Coin Haus.

"This is the most polite way to say don't be a drunk asshole we've ever seen, so please take heed." — “This is the most polite way to say don’t be a drunk asshole we’ve ever seen, so please take heed.”

Coin-Op North Park

As one who has been through the cement hellscape that is Los Angeles, finding a prime parking spot on 30th street a stone’s throw away from Coin-Op in North Park was a pleasant surprise. Walking across Lincoln Ave toward University, there are many a cocktail lounge to stop by. But, there’s only one Coin-Op… sort of.

Before you enter, you’ll need to flash your ID. Tough luck if you’re under twenty one. This is a cocktail bar after all. Still once inside, you feel like you’ve walked into your best friend’s garage. You know the one; the friend that had the same console as you, but with all the games you didn’t have, and the snacks, and the drinks…

"Can you spot spot the Hulk serving you beer in this picture?" — “Can you spot the Hulk serving you beer in this picture?”

Coin-Op feels a lot like your best friend’s garage when you two were playing TMNT and one of you said, “Maybe we should invite So-So over?”

Then the other one of you said, “Let’s invite EVERYONE over!”

"Sure even these guys. But, if this turns into a Mario Party, may Arceus have mercy on your soul." — “Sure even these guys. But, if this turns into a Mario Party, may Arceus have mercy on your soul.”

The only wall not covered in video games is the one with the bar. We’re assuming the kitchen doesn’t have any arcade cabinets hidden back there either, but we’ll never know for sure. We only found the one change machine in the back. No key FOBs, no custom printed tokens, just quarters. There’s also a backyard with games if you need fresh air and some peace.

"Pictured: the saddest game of Jenga ever." — “Pictured: the saddest game of Jenga ever.”

In contrast with Coin Haus, Coin-Op Northpark feels and looks like a really cool party that ballooned uncontrollably into a block party. So what if that block party is crammed into a space a little bigger than a three car garage? It has everything you need. Did we not mention the games?

Or the drinks?

coin-op-drinks — “Book ’em Danno. Quoting the television show? No, I was ordering the drink.”

Now we live in a time that is truly an embarrassment of riches in geek culture. Both Houses of Coin are but two of many arcades in San Diego; all of which Geekscape will eventually visit. Even greater still, Coin-Op North Park is but one of the soon to be Coin-Op Franchise. With one already in Sacramento, and another Coin-Op soon to be opened in San Francisco, arcade culture shows no signs of slowing down. It’s spreading.

This December, when Coin-Op opens its sister property in San Fran, you better believe Geekscape will be there to cover it.

Until then, get out there, and get your game on.

Arcade Review – Start Bar STL

by Matthew MorrellOctober 11, 2016

Continuing our pursuit after the strong resurgence in arcade culture, we at Geekscape are proud to travel nationwide in support of our fellow gamers. Such is the case with Start Bar, in downtown Saint Louis, Missouri. This bar ties together the focal point of gaming culture: community. We’ll show exactly how this glorious new arcade and bar does exactly that…

THE PRESENTATION

Saint Louis has been in the headlines recently, painted as a city divided. Despite the truth to that statement, those who live and breathe in STL are still a people who value community. They value coming together over a Cardinal’s game. They come together over a cold glass of beer on an ungodly humid afternoon. They are together when it comes to a shared desire to cut through the everyday bullshit of life and seek relief. Among the historic brick buildings encompassing Busch Stadium, the answer to that relief can be found within Start Bar.

"Pressing Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, on a very specific bricks may or may not open the secret entrance." — “Pressing Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, on very specific bricks may or may not open the secret entrance. Which bricks? We’ll never tell…”

Just a few blocks south of Spruce Street is where the after party is. Start Bar is nestled in a brand spanking new corner of one of the many brick buildings on your way back from a Cardinals game. Much like a TARDIS, the bar appears ordinary on the outside. Still, the glow of the neon lights and thumping bass beckon you to enter.

We suggest you do.

Much like a new companion to The Doctor, your reaction is the same, “It’s much bigger on the inside,” you gasp. To your left, a bar that spans from the front of the building nearly all the way to the back. To your right, rows and rows of your favorite standup cabinets from ‘82 to today. Above you are huge vaulted ceilings barely able to contain the live music blasting from the DJ’s turntables, and shouting from the loft ahead.

The interior sports a clean club vibe. Plenty of space to breathe and tables to order a drink and food. You won’t wait long for one of the many friendly staffers to take your order or simply show you around the floor. Despite the drama, the tensions, the labors of everyday life, Start Bar sends a clear message to all who enter; you’re among friends.

"As long as you're here, how about you relieve a little tension?" — “As long as you’re here, how about you relieve a little tension?”

THE GAMES

Having been around in the Arcade Scene, we try to be objective; not measuring the quality of an arcade by the quantity of games. Let’s be honest, there’s really only the one rule when it comes to gamers and games.

"We don't dare anger such an epic beard." — “We dare not anger such an epic beard.”

Keeping with the theme of community, Start Bar has done more than load their space with more than a dozen of your favorites. They did do that, but they also went one step beyond. There is clearly deliberate move to curate their space with games that would encourage a dedicated gathering of locals to return. Their loft space with couches surrounding three console gaming stations is certainly a step in that direction. However, one game in particular caught our eye.

"Close, but not exactly." — “Close, but not exactly.”

Having first debuted back in 2013, the movement around Killer Queen is gaining tremendous momentum. Twitch streams, leagues, local tournaments, this is the game that will solidify the modern Arcade Movement. It looks like a classic from the 8-Bit era. An amalgam of Joust, Mario Brothers, and a sliver of Command and Conquer, Killer Queen is an impressive five Vs. five strategic mad house.

"Trust us, it all totally makes total sense." — “Trust us, it all totally makes sense.”

So far, Killer Queen is only found in a handful of Arcades. It is in our humble opinion that you and at least nine of your friends play it immediately. Sure, you could play two on two, but what the good folks at Start Bar realized is that coming together as a group, a team, a community brings about an invaluable gaming experience.

THE EXTRAS

We haven’t even gotten to the drinks! The food! Sweet Christmas does this place have drinks and food. Their in house chef has cooked up a slew of snacks, and most importantly mouth watering pizza that must be shared with friends to believe a taste that good could be real.

"Spoiler alert, 'Bruce Willis was Dead the Whole Time' may keep you drunk the whole time... drink responsibly, etc..." — “Spoiler alert, ‘Bruce Willis was Dead the Whole Time’ may keep you drunk the whole time… drink responsibly, etc…”

Given the length and breadth of the bar, it goes without saying that the drink selection is just as vast. This reviewer found that most drinks were poured with a liberal amount of alcohol compared to whatever they were mixed with. Not necessarily a complaint. Just a fair warning. Depending on how much of a dedicated gamer you are, you may want to keep this in mind and pace yourself.

Tuesdays and Thursdays nights (subject to change?) live music will be spun and played loudly. We had the pleasure of jamming to some deep NWA cuts from Dan Sexauer from Music Record Shop; another local STL shop worth a visit.

We also fell in love with what could only be described as the Gamer Hall of Fame Gentleman’s Formal Sitting Room complete with; plush couches, crackling fireplace, and Bowser’s head mounted on the wall.

Sitting room INT — “Pretty damn classy.”

There is also an ongoing sign up for a Killer Queen league. If you’re in the area we suggest you get on that list. If you’re debating whether or not to relocate to the greater St. Louis area, consider putting this in the top of your “Pro” column.

THE VERDICT

If you ever wondered what else besides the Gateway Arch would make a trip to Missouri worthwhile, The Start Bar is the answer. This arcade and bar is faithfully among the movement to celebrate gaming culture, and cultivate a community of gamers to come together and celebrate each other.

*Photo credit – Sara McLaren

**Thank you – Stephen Savage

Arcade Review: Button Mash, LA

by Matthew MorrellAugust 30, 2016

Arcade Review: Button Mash LA

For great reward, there must be great risk. This is the case for making the journey to Button Mash Arcade & Asian Fusion Restaurant, off Sunset Boulevard. If we haven’t made it universally clear before, being buried alive in an airtight metal coffin is typically always preferable than driving through traffic in LA.

"At least I'm not on Sunset and Echo Park right now." — “At least I’m not on Sunset and Echo Park right now.”

However, loyal readers, in this particular instance the reward is great. We at Geekscape.net have driven across country, and braved many a freeway ventures, but at last dearest readers we have found Geek Valhalla, and it just so happens to be off Sunset Boulevard…

THE PRESENTATION

Like most buildings in downtown LA, you tend to miss them while you focus on not crashing into the idiot texting in front of you. However, if your F-Zero reflexes are quick enough to spot an ordinary green building while driving down Sunset, you just might be able to enter the Button Mash parking lot. The lot is small, cramped, and more than likely full. Don’t be discouraged. Find a meter somewhere and walk. We can’t stress this enough, your patience shall be rewarded.

Upon entering the building, you may experience a brief sensory overload. Calm yourself. That’s just the PTSD from driving in LA contrasting with the bright and inviting atmosphere. There are a number of other clashes too. You are assuredly entering an arcade. You’re also entering a fully functional Asian fusion restaurant. You’re entering a bar. And, tucked away in the back is a rather unique merch shop. More on that later.

"You absolutely want to see what's through door number 0N3." — “You absolutely want to see what’s through door number 0N3.”

Suffice to say, there’s a lot going on with the decor. It definitely has a lived in, and distinctly 80’s vibe. It’s not trying to be the coolest bar or restaurant on the block. What it is trying (and succeeding) to be is your childhood living room. A kaleidoscope of colors, textures, and sounds arranged intentionally to get your brain to tell you, “You’re home.”

"Its also letting you know where you left your action figures." — “And now that you’re home, clean up your action figures. They’re everywhere.” – Your Mom.

But we’re not interior decorators, so let’s get to the real reason you came here…

THE GAMES

Yes, there are games a plenty. Taking up nearly every square inch of floor space in the long room to the right of the bar are arcade cabinets from across nearly thirty years of gaming. Sega, Capcom, Nintendo, Atari, Namco, a collection so vast they can’t all be crammed in the space Button Mash has dedicated to showcase their games. So instead, the cabinets are swapped out for you to have a unique experience almost every time you come back. Believe us, you will come back. We haven’t even got to the pinball machines yet.

"We got to them though, and conquered the shit out of 'em." — “We got to them though, and conquered the shit out of ’em.”

It certainly doesn’t have the quantity of other arcades, but Button Mash has absolutely set a high bar for quality. They’ve even taken to printing their own custom tokens. One token for games. Two for pinball. Don’t have cash? No problem. Just add five or ten dollars to your tab at the bar, lunch, or dinner bill and enjoy. Again, even if they did manage to squeeze more games into their spacious and clean game room there’s still plenty to keep you occupied for the better part of an afternoon, late night, and possibly early morning.

“Or however long it takes to grab the high score.” #humblebrag #iStandWithSpaceHarrier — “Or, however long it takes to grab the high score.” #humblebrag #iStandWithSpaceHarrier

This is a space built for gamers of all ages. It’s also a space built to let the adults have their own chance to wind down after nine. If you’re over twenty one and plan on staying late, be sure to have ID with you.

In the unlikely event that you do happen to play through everything that’s on the floor (at the time) and work up an appetite, Button Mash has you covered.

THE EXTRAS

It may be unfair to classify the full kitchen as an extra, but in our hunt for great arcades the games come first. That being said, your appetite will be satisfied, your thirst quenched, and your need for classic Wrestle Mania matches appeased. The food is delicious, eclectic, and not to hard on the wallet. Also, keeping with Button Mash unique design aesthetic, the checks are delivered inside paperback horror and Sci-Fi novels.

"Threaten you into leaving a tip? No. Why do you ask?" - RL Stein — “Threaten you into leaving a bigger tip? No. Why do you ask?” – RL Stein

So how to commemorate your journey to this godsend of an arcade? How about some unique retro video game art? Or some video game vinyl produced exclusively in house? I’m not saying this arcade has everything you need, but there is certainly something in the PWN Shop you’ll be dying to have. Among the varied list of gamer merchandise was a vinyl copy of the Journey soundtrack, next to a rack of Bullet Bill plushies. So, friendly warning, if you’re a die hard gamer and don’t have a frugal friend with you, there’s a high probability you will go broke.

THE VERDICT

The only day you should not be at this arcade is when they’re closed on Mondays. If you’re reading this today (Tuesday) and you’re not currently on your way to Button Mash, what are you doing with your life? School? Working? Yeah, well, I guess you have to get cash to play all those sweet video games somehow.

Other than the dire parking situation, which can be easily overcome by arriving before they open, this place is a near perfect nerd trifecta; great games, good food, and unique merch. Arriving early will also mostly guarantee you get enough game time. This place gets crowded quick and rightfully so. All in all, if you want to make it through the work week, or need something to look forward to come Friday, look no further than Button Mash Arcade.

Is Netflix’s ‘Stranger Things’ The Best Series Of 2016?

by Matthew MorrellJuly 19, 2016

In this outstanding thriller / coming of age / mystery sereis created by the Duffer Brothers, Stranger Things feels like a show that classic 1980’s Spielberg never got to make, but thankfully happened anyway. If you’re not currently ~~watching~~ binging Stranger Things, we at Geekscape seriously hope you reconsider what you’re doing with your life.

Here’s why in our SPOILER FREE review.

Let’s start at the foundation: THE STORY.

Again, this story is framed in the late 80’s around the mysterious disappearance of 12-year-old William Byers in the sleepy little town of Hawkins, Indiana. We follow as Will’s mom, Joyce Byers (Winona “Secret Crush” Ryder), the grizzled Sheriff (David “Harrison Ford’s Long Lost Brother” Harbour), and Will’s friends search for the missing boy.

There is a delicate balancing act present of mixing familiar tropes to create a fresh feeling in this coming of age thriller mystery. For those who posses “Uncanny” hearing, they might be able to piece together the plot within the pilot episode. Despite the foreshadowing, the Duffer Brothers do a marvelous job of keeping an urgent sense of dread. The stakes are real. This is not a franchise with characters you know will survive to live on for merchandising sake. As it’s said in the series, “Science is cool, but it’s not very forgiving.”

This science-fiction tale definitely feels like first time in what feels like decades, or at least since Twin Peaks, since a series of this caliber has been legitimately cool. Not a manufactured cool either. This isn’t a story a bunch of executives in a boardroom carelessly mashed together to conjure a nostalgia boner across the key demographics. Stranger Things naturally combines many familiar elements into something if not wholly original, is undeniably satisfying.

The PLAYERS

Winona Ryder. Welcome back. I know, your IMDB profile clearly states you haven’t really been away, but your performance here is heartbreaking in all the right ways. When Ryder’s Joyce Byers loses her son, you, the audience feels that loss. You feel her madness, and believe she’ll go to hell and back to get her boy.

Winona Ryder as Joyce Byers, answering a call that the Ghost Busters wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. — “Winona Ryder as Joyce Byers, answering a call that the Ghost Busters wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.”

Huge props to David Harbour too for taking the tired trope of small town, hard boiled sheriff, and making that archetype shine again. Upon the list of all time great bad-asses, Sheriff Jim Hopper gets placed between Han Solo, and Indiana Jones. Don’t be fooled either, there’s more to this character than an alcohol problem and a strong punching arm. There is an undeniable mystery to this character too. What mystery exactly, may have to wait for the second season though.

David Harbour as Sheriff Jim Hopper seen here not collecting evidence but taking a rest from punching fools in the face. Face punching, it's hard work. — David Harbour as Sheriff Jim Hopper not collecting evidence, but taking a rest from punching fools in the face.

Finally, do you have any idea how impossible it is to have a child actor who is just okay? Well this series doesn’t have a child actor who is just okay. This series has Millie Bobby Brown, Finn Wolfhard, Caleb McLaughlin, Gaten Matarazzo, and Charlie Heaton, and everyone one of them is preposterously outstanding. It’s simply unbelievable that this much young talent is crammed into this one series, but it’s nevertheless true. From the painfully dark situations that Ms. Brown’s character El suffers through, to Mr. Wolfhard’s natural screen presence and chemistry between his friends, everyone hits their marks in spades. Even Mr. Matarazzo and McLaughlin feel more than just supporting cast stereotypes; they are friends, individuals, three-dimensional characters.

I'd bet on these guys over the Goonies any day of the week. — I’d bet on these guys over the Goonies any day of the week. Specifically, I’d bet Eleven.

The LOOK and the SOUND

It can’t be said enough that this series is so Eighties in all the right ways. Nailing that visual aesthetic of making a period piece for this production was imperative. If the look wasn’t absolutely perfect, this show, even despite the phenomenal cast, wouldn’t be what it is. With the exception of a few CGI moments that could momentarily distract, the look crafted by the cinematographers, art department, and the rest of the crew is damn near perfection.

I don't think ET is going to fly off into the sunset in this one fellas. — I don’t think ET is going to fly off into the sunset in this one fellas.

On top of that, Stranger Things offers a treat for the eyes and the ears. Within the opening shot alone, the silence draws you in only to have the sudden chaos cause your heart rate to spike. This is not a cheap jump scare. This is fear. This is what a well crafted soundscape of unknown dread sounds like. And, it’s beautiful.

The score is also a delightfully haunting synthetic sound that sets the mood beautifully. Special shout out to the soundtrack selection as well.

The VERDICT

Do you feel like this review is slightly biased? Did we over do it on the praise for this series? Do you might suspect that this series can’t possibly live up to this type of hype? Please, feel free to prove yourself dead wrong. Go watch Stranger Things immediately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWxyRG_tckY

Arcade Review: Neon Retro Arcade

by Matthew MorrellJuly 12, 2016

Our journey into the heart of Pasadena hit us hard with the nostalgia hammer where we explored the Neon Retro Arcade.

If anything can be said about this place, Neon Retro is indeed an arcade. It’s not a bar. It’s not lounge. It’s not an urban fusion hipster joint meant to be ironic for millennials who pretend to know what Joust is, but really don’t.

(There is no irony here. At Geekscape, our Joust game is strong.) — There is no irony here. At Geekscape, our Joust game is strong.

Neon Retro is an Arcade. Period. It never tries to be anything more or less than a single story, one room building crammed full of classic cabinets, and a handful of pinball machines.

There’s also a couch in the back sitting in front of a pair of huge flat screens for some console gaming. That’s it. Despite it’s simplicity, a great deal of this place’s charm is tied to the location.

If you brave the ubiquitous traffic on a Saturday night headed for Neon Retro, prepare to do some light time-traveling. If you’re not already a part of it, you’ll notice a retro feel long before you even enter the arcade: having found yourself surrounded by the early 1920’s neo-art-deco buildings. It’s a part of the city that has recaptured that fictional golden age Americana vibe. As you walk over towards 28 South Raymond from any of the nearby parking garages, your mindset should already be well in tune with the past.

Neon Retro’s facade appears like any other store front window. Only the bright neon title suggests that the contents within are of a different era than any of the other shop on the street.

Then you enter.

80’s music is pumping through the air. Familiar theme songs play; Street Fighter II to your left, The Simpsons in front of you, Tetris somewhere in the distance. Before frolicking through the rows of cabinets with all your past favorites, you’ll need to line up for your sticker. What sticker you ask? After only a ten dollar entry fee, the employee will slap (or kindly hand you) a name tag with a time stamp.

For the next hour, you’ll be playing all the games you want for free. FREE.

Or until you get your ass handed to you in Street Fighter and walk away covered in the shame of your failure.

Again, it doesn’t get much more simple than that. There’s games, games, and more games. After an hour, you can either go home or wait in line to buy more time. Be forewarned that if it’s a busy night, there can be a line. The few times this field report checked in on the property however, there wasn’t, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.

We'll let you put together the visual pun yourself, we've already been reprimanded for making it too obvious. — “For the last time, no, End of Line does not start here.”

One of the special touches that this place has can actually be found on its website: the High Score chart. It’s an invitation not just to return to the property, but to consider yourself part of the Neon Retro community: “Here’s my score, come to my place and try to best me.” It draws you in, and invites others to come down to see what you’re made of. OR, you can simply use it to brag about how you’re hot shit. Either way, there’s an overwhelming sense that the management who cares for this arcade, cares about the community they’ve cultivated around gaming.

The space is clean, there’s a restroom on sight, and the front desk has snacks. This place is definitely rated ‘E’ for everyone so bring the kids. If you really forgot to feed yourself, or need a drink, there are more than enough local pubs and coffee shops in the area to satisfy.

If there was any real criticism about the place, it could be argued that it is on the small side. It doesn’t boast the spacious rooms of Eighty Two, or the sheer quantity of games jammed into the hallway of the One Up. However, with a rotating selection of arcade cabinets, and a guarantee of an hour worth of FREE games, this place sits in the Goldilocks Zone of Arcades in the greater LA area.

It’s not too big, nor too small, Neon Retro is just right.

Anime Expo 2016: A Virgin Adventure

by Matthew MorrellJuly 3, 2016

Not to push the metaphor, but this writer’s first adventure into the Anime Expo at the Los Angeles Convention Center, being held from Friday July 1st – July 4th, seemed like it lasted a lot longer than it actually did and afterwards left a lot of linger questions, namely: what the hell is this thing?

"Okay, I was speaking in general, but yeah, I'd like an explanation for that thing to." — “Okay, I was speaking in general, but yeah, I’d like an explanation for that thing to.”*

Before the internet rage boils over, we at Geekscape obviously recognize Anime as an objectively acclaimed style of art that permeates into just about every medium that it can be expressed in to convey said style. There is without a doubt more than enough substance behind that style too. Just look to the massive fanbase that shows up annually to support their favorite characters, series, games, artist… to a first timer, the sheer amount of fans is unreal.

"Pictured: Zero breathing room." — “Pictured: Zero breathing room.”

It’s safe to say that Japanese Anime is no longer a niche market. Nearly every every inch of the 720,000 square foot space was used by fans, cos-players, merch booths, panels, and lots of lines. For the uninitiated that want to know what the meat, the draw, the substance is behind AX, it may seem a daunting task to pinpoint an exact answer to, “What is AX?”

Okay, maybe look a little higher.

If one were exceptionally cynical, the easiest answer behind, “What is Anime Expo?” It’s a mall. Within the exhibit hall AAA Companies like Capcom, Bandai Namco, Funimation and dozens more compete for attendees hard earned cash. Plushies, collectables, samurai swords. Stuff. ALL THE STUFF!

Before this writer awakens the ghost of McCarthy for not upholding the sacred principles of capitalism, let’s be honest; all that stuff, is really cool. Did I not mention the samurai swords? Do you know how hard it is to see a rack full or Master Swords and Hylian Shields and not just buy ALL of them? Really hard.

Naturally, if you’re a fan, and you’re in love with a franchise, you show your support. You buy the merch. You get an exclusive box set of the series. You wait in line, in the heat, for hours just to get a glimpse of your favorite voice actor.

“Or, you attend the panel before yours starts so you can get a glimpse of your actual favorite voice actor from the front row. #TeamAgil #TeamPatrickSeitz”

To the non-cynic looking to dig deeper, look no further than the actual setup of the convention. Sure, all the name brand merchants are in the exhibit hall, but underneath, the very base of it all is Artist Alley. It may seem like a concrete dungeon, but fear not. Located in Kentia Hall is actually the beating heart of AX.

It’s the artists. They are both figuratively and literally supporting the convention upon their shoulders.

Not to diminish those that buy stuff though. We all buy stuff. We support our interests. But, to those that are inspired to create, that’s the foundation of the artistic movement that is AX.

We had the opportunity to speak with an exceptionally talented up-and-coming artists, Faye, who has toiled for the better part of a year to exhibit their art. Masterfully imbued with a style that is undoubtedly of the anime form, Faye and other artists add their voices into the collective community whose substance goes beyond simply merchandising. In their own words…

“Being a rather repressed (and oppressed) individual, art is a way to express myself without necessarily needing any further explanation. I can only hope that it can express what I’m feeling to like minded individuals.” – Faye

“But seriously, don’t just stare, open your adult wallet, and support this artist." — “But seriously, don’t just stare, open your adult wallet, and support this artist.”

So beyond the cosplay, the merchandising, dances, video games, and promotions of anime to come till the end of time: it’s about the artists. From the talented independents like Faye, to the Big Dogs upstairs, Anime Expo is about an artistic movement and those that revel in it.

Make no mistake that art doesn’t happen without the artists who create the content you love, and the fans that support it. Let it be known that if 90,000 plus people are showing up to support art over Fourth of July weekend, there may be hope yet for this country, and perhaps the world.

Fourth of July AND Japan: proof you can have your cake and eat it too. — “4th of July AND Japan: proof you can have your cake and eat it too.”

Artwork from Faye can be found at squaredprince.tumblr.com

Follow them on instagram.com/squaredprince

*Of course someone put time and effort to build Ikkakumon, and we at Geekscape commend them for the hundreds of hours spent digivolving, and hauling it to AX.

Arcade Review: Los Angeles – The One Up

by Matthew MorrellJune 21, 2016

Venturing back into Los Angeles is like willingly sliding down a water-slide without any running water; excruciatingly slow, uncomfortably hot, and often physically painful. Nevertheless, there was an Arcade that needed exploring. So, away we went…

Turning East on the 101, and exiting Woodman, you may pass by what at first glance looks like any other cocktail lounge on the Ventura Avenue. Look closely at the marquee however, you’ll see it perched above the entrance: a lone Space Invader.

If you’re smart, you’d have made this journey a little after seven in the evening where the lounge is only twenty-one and up. You may also need to make reservations ahead of time as the place can get awfully crowded. However, every inch of this space is used to the fullest.

"You have a lot more bar room if you just jam your living room into the ceiling." — “You have a lot more bar room if you just jam your living room into the ceiling.”

Artistically, The One Up exists in a space if Captain-N built built a Gypsy Den in Wonderland. Pretty to look at while sober, mildly disorienting depending on how long you’ve been at the bar.

In order of function, The One Up is decidedly a cocktail lounge that also has an arcade. That’s not necessarily a negative criticism mind you. The cocktails are excellent (try the Monkey’s Brew), with a selective wine and beer menu to match. Entrees are also expertly crafted, from the mouthwatering turkey meatballs to their unbelievably savory Hawaiian pulled pork sandwich. A refined and unique style and taste has clearly been cultivated at The One Up.

These sliders lasted about as long as I do playing Dark Souls: all of them were devoured in mere seconds.

When you first step in, you’ll be asked how many in your party or if you have a reservation. If you intend on bringing a friend, definitely phone ahead. Seating is limited, but this does allow for a relaxed, intimate and cozy atmosphere.

So why a lounge first and arcade second? If you do your homework, you’ll find well over a hundred unique games. You read that right. It’s over a hundred. Also, they’re all free to play. You could be laying some serious hurt down in Mortal Kombat 4, all night long, for free… Unless you’re best friend is secretly a Mortal Kombat savant and wrecks you.

"Oh, sorry, I totally didn't know that move would disembowel you." - A Liar — “Oh, sorry, I totally didn’t know that move would disembowel you.” – A Liar

At this point, the sheer number of free games makes The One Up certainly sound like an Arcade. And you would be right. With the house lights turned low, and bright neon pink accents illuminating the game room by all intents and purpose this place is an arcade. One can’t help but consider however that the games are in service of the overall style of the lounge, and not the main attraction.

"Pictured: zero arcade games." — “Pictured: zero arcade games.”

With a name like The One Up, it certainly suggests that this particular arcade is a cut above the rest. More games? Free games! Dress code! Every square inch of the place is tailor made to look like the coolest eighties hangout there ever was. They’re even playing The Last Starfighter (1984) on one of the flatscreens for Glob’s sake!

It does certainly depend on one’s perspective on what one needs in an arcade. If you’re looking for a comfortable lounge to take a date and enjoy pristine cocktails with a delicious entree’ or two, look no further than The One Up. If you’re looking for a place that wants to showcase as many original arcade cabinets they can cram into a room, perhaps this isn’t what you’re looking for.

It’s true that The One Up will surpass most every other lounge as the most stylish, and certainly nostalgic bar on the block. Their ability to have so many classic 8-bit games is also truly impressive. But, there’s something beyond quantity and style when a place is willing to jam dozens of refrigerator sized machines into their place to allow the games to speak for themselves.

Pictured: over 100 games in this one hallway.

When you visit The One Up, and this writer strongly urges you to do so, keep in mind that you’re getting the total package of equal parts bar, restaurant, lounge, and arcade. All things being equal though, the games aren’t any more or less than the whole; they’re part of the ensemble.

So leave the quarters at home, bring a date, and if you arm yourself with the right cocktail, get ready to have a merry night full of all the classic eighties feels.

Arcade Review: Eighty Two, LA

by Matthew MorrellJune 14, 2016

In the on going quest to hunt for the ultimate arcade, we stick closer to home with LA’s own Eighty Two Arcade and Bar. Just last week, this reviewer drove a little over 700 miles to Phoenix, which felt like a shorter drive than the one into LA. Was it worth it though? Decidedly, yes.

Nestled within the Arts District and Little Tokyo, covered in vivid and brilliant graffiti is a corner building. Graffiti-eyes covering the exterior of the building peer out at you, daring you to take a closer look. Challenge accepted.

"Creepiest staring contest, ever." — “Creepiest staring contest, ever.”

Arriving early enough, you’ll be spared waiting in line which tends to form after eight. There’s no cover fee. Plenty of security. Immediately entering the building, you’ll notice that you’re right back outside again. The design of Eighty Two makes the most of its space to give a refreshing non-claustrophobic feel to the arcade and bar scene.

Once in the serene open courtyard complete with wooden benches, tables, and plenty of greenery you may choose to head into the right wing. There you’ll find at least a dozen pinball machines ranging from classic to modern. Restrooms are also here in case you need them.

After you’ve sunk a few quarters hitting the flippers and bumpers, cross through the courtyard again and into the left wing. Take a moment to notice that nearly all of your classic cabinets are present, of which Street Fighter II Championship Edition is front and center.

If you’re gonna test your strength at Street Fighter II, bring your A-game. You’ll find that at any given time your game may be projected on the wall over the bar. A Pretty cool feature that emphasizes what Eighty Two is really about; showcasing the games. At times you may mistake the sleek minimalist design and overall cleanliness of the arcade for an interactive art installation.

It’s clear that there is a very intentional choice in design that serves not just to encourage ease of flow for the crowd between the rooms, but show off the love the owners have for the golden age of the arcade era.

"Speaking of showing off #Humblebrag — “Speaking of showing off… #HumbleBrag.”

Once you walk through the collection of Arcade favorites, you may notice that the room opens up like a ‘V’ with the bar and space near the DJ station to either sit back or dance. It’s hard not to do the later when the rotating guest DJ’s know what the hell is up. Seriously good atmosphere.

If you wander over to the bar, you’ll find a slew of custom cocktails. Among the popular drinks of the night was the Princess Peach. There’s plenty of brew on tap as well, along with bottles and cans if you want to keep it simple. Hungry? There’s a separate outside area behind the courtyard where the food truck, or BBQ pit will be set up after 7:00 PM-ish.

Overall, it’s an impressive space. A spacious space. It was refreshing to be among a lively crowd and never get the sensation of being too crowded. Among the best features of Eighty Two, it has to be the openness that the combination of in-and-outdoors does to maintain a comfortable and entertaining environment: you forget that you’re in a bar or an arcade. It’s just another night at your friend’s home who has all the games you love, the music to mash buttons to, and drinks to keep you refreshed in between rounds of clobbering Magneto or blasting Space Invaders.

Other than the obligatory hassle of wading through Southern California traffic, the journey is certainly worth the reward to visit an unquestionably cool arcade.

Voltron: Legendary Defender Will Rock Your Socks!

by Matthew MorrellJune 11, 2016

Without a doubt, our generation lives in an era with an embarrassment of riches when it comes to geek culture. Case in point…

Voltron Legendary Defender from DreamWorks animation.

Let’s go ahead and skip the, “This writer is old enough to remember when…” and cut to the chase: NetFlix has produced the best iteration of Voltron. Period. You’re going to have to trust us, older geeks: your memory is not as good as you wish to believe.

“Let’s be honest, the rosiest of nostalgia headphones can’t make this kids voice sound any better.”

Voltron: Legendary Defender is what happens when all elements of what make up a good cartoon align in the heavens to give us something undoubtedly awesome; writers who care about story, voice actors who bring the material to life, killer animation, and a production studio with cash.

Let’s work backwards…

The Cash

Obviously, NetFlix is making some wise decisions when it comes to distributing content. They may not have Disney deep pockets, but they’re doing alright for themselves. So before you naysayers spit accusations of scrapping the bottom of the intellectual property barrel, resurrecting the Voltron IP was a smart move. It was an IP that, as previously stated, had potential to actually become a good show. So they threw a sizeable chunk of cash at it till it became exactly that.

Balk all you want, hipster-purists, some things don’t come out right the first time.

“It’s okay to let go of the past sometimes, really.”

The Animation

What was just released yesterday, June 10th 2016, right off the bat has a very familiar art style. You can thank the former Avatar: the Last Airbender Team for that. A near seamless blend of that traditional anime style, and good ole’ American Saturday Morning Cartoon feeling.

Admittedly, some of the character designs look a little familiar, but it serves to the benefit to the show. It’s kinda like seeing your favorite actor in a new role, if that actor were not a real person.

“Can you pick out the familiar face from the line up?”

Furthermore the action sequences have a fantastic kinetic pacing to them. I would have never in my lifetime thought someone could make giant flying space robots not only look cool as shit, but animate them in a manner where I could tell what the hell was going on.

Pictured: “NEVER IN MY LIFE TIME HAS THAT BEEN A THING.”

Everything from the backgrounds, to character designs truly does a fantastic job of keeping the spirit of the original show and grows into it’s full potential. Which brings us to…

The Voice Work

What the people behind Legendary Defender absolutely needed to do was take top tier talented individuals, and make sure that ensemble cast played seamlessly off each other to form one badass unit. You know, like a bunch of individual robots that form together to make one big robot… hold on… the name is just on the tip of my…

“You can go ahead and tell the Power Rangers, they’ll be hearing from my Lawyer… and my robot fists.” – Voltron*

So, again, compared to the original where it sounded like people reading from cue cards with all the enthusiasm of human rice cakes, Legendary Defender’s cast brings depth to what would otherwise have been a collection of stereotypes. Everyone from Voltron 2016 crew, thank Glob, puts forth the effort to evoke well rounded characters with depth, and in some cases a fair amount of intrigue.

Hearing Finn the Human play off his new cast mates was another added plus. But, the delicate balance between the humor and gravitas of this space opera wouldn’t have been possible without the writers.

The Writing

This show could have just as easily been another cash grab off of a familiar IP to suck us dry of our nostalgia.

Legendary Defender, is NOT.

In fact, Voltron 2016 goes above and beyond the call of duty to expand upon the 1984 original’s foundation. From minor details, to character development, and even the logistics behind robot-space-lions, the development team genuinely cares about the source material, and then some to make it their own.

Stakes are raised, goals are established, and character motivations make sense; all things that didn’t have to happen in a cartoon series, but did. You better believe this show’s got it in spades.

On top of all that, the sound design is also pretty damn stellar too. Even taking into account how much we all love hearing lasers and explosions IN SPACE, another excellent marker of a cartoon show is one that’s not afraid to be quiet for a moment. That’s right, a show about giant fighting space robots isn’t afraid to be still and let it’s audience take in the grand experience this show has to offer.

Pictured: “NEVER IN MY LIFE TIME HAS THAT BEEN A THING.”

VERDICT

Having only heard about Legendary defender back in January when it was announced and then completely forgot about it, as soon as YouTube interrupted the video I was watching with the trailer this writer binge watched THE WHOLE SERIES.

All of it.

We highly recommend you go open your Netflix browser and bask in the glory of one of the most badass 80’s robots of all time. When you’re done, give Netflix a Tweet and let them know you’ll want the next season as soon as humanly possible.
*Yes, Super Sentai shows started in the 1970’s, but if there’s a Death Battle between Voltron and the your pick of Mega Zord, my money is on the Defender of the Universe.

Arcade Review: Cobra Arcade and Bar

by Matthew MorrellJune 5, 2016

American Arcades are Reborn!

If anyone’s ever had that moment while being harassed by some troll online in the comfort in their own home and said to themselves, “Where the hell are all the adults who play video games?”

Cobra Arcade and Bar in downtown Phoenix, Arizona is that place.

To verify this claim, this field reporter spent his Saturday trekking over 700 miles into hell’s front porch, Phoenix, Arizona. Temperatures reached a soul crushing 114 degrees. Expectations for whether or not this little pub was worth it began to climb.

Located just a stone’s throw away from the Phoenix Convention Center, this bar immediately exceeded those expectations. It is exactly what you’ve been looking for: a haven for gamers who grew up in the classic arcade era. Of course, if you’re at least over twenty-one they’ll let you in regardless of your recollection of the eighties and nineties. That being said, the nostalgia factor is strong in this most beautiful of bars.

She's not looking down on you, she's wondering, "What took you so damn long to come home?" — She’s not looking down on you, she’s wondering, “What took you so damn long to come home?”

Beautiful is by no means an over exaggeration (Nor was this field reporter paid to be this flowery). Even before you enter, a gorgeous black and white mural, wooden patio deck, and the delicious scent of the food-truck-of-the-week welcomes you in. Your senses aren’t lying, you’re home now.

Inside, situated underneath what looks like the engines of the Rebel Blockade Runner from Star Wars, you’ll find bartenders frantically running orders. Two huge flat-screens will play whatever happens to suit the night best; Heavy Metal, Planet of the Apes ‘68… you name it. Crammed in the corner is a live DJ spinning a perfect mix of eclectic, and kinetic tracks to mash buttons to.

Even on the busiest of nights (Saturday post Arizona Comic-Con), everyone is greeted, served, and given the time of day by friendly staff. Their in house cocktails are second to none (try an Invader). Or if you want a plain brew, they’ve got plenty to choose from along with a rotating list of ciders and beers. Take your pick from a respectable wine list too. Or, if you just really need the caffeine, Cobra’s got you covered.

What Cobra real boils down to however is that it’s far beyond a bar that just happens to have arcade games. It is without question equal parts bar as it is arcade. Among the handful of people this writer spoke with, the only criticism that could be given was a lack of racing games, and only one shooter to speak of (None other than the OG CarnEvile). But, that’s hardly a factor if you’re busy sinking quarters into TMNT: Turtles in Time, The Simpsons, or an intense two on two game of NBA Freaking Jam.

They even had Space Harrier. You heard me. Space. Harrier.

Well worth the loss of many a quarter #humblebrag

Seriously, feast your eyes upon the official list here and tell me, are you not entertained?

What was even better than the astounding selection of games, was once again, Cobra cares about their cabinets and the gamers who use them. From open to close while present, this report found NONE of the games Out of Order. None of them. Street Fighter II had a weird joystick issue going on at one point. Within mere moments, an In-House Tech had surgically opened the cabinet, healed it back to good, and players were kicking ass until last call. When the token machine ran out of tokens, a heartbeat had passed before it was refilled again.

So if you’re asking yourself, is it worth to escape the comfort of the ole’ homestead console or PC and venture outside? Deep down in your heart of hearts, you’re craving a friendly environment, delicious drinks, and an expertly curated collection of game cabinets. Cobra Arcade and Bar is the second home you’ve be searching for.

Cash in a sick day or two.

Go there now.

Matthew B. Morrell

‘The Legend Of Zelda: Symphony Of The Goddesses’: Celebrating The 30 Year Musical Journey Through Hyrule

by Matthew MorrellMarch 8, 2016

There was an immediate hush over the packed house at the Segerstrom Center for the Performing Arts as the concert hall lights dimmed. Just as quickly as the murmurs ceased, an eruption of applause rose as accomplished conductor Amy Anderson ran out onto the stage. Along with the backing vocal talents from Cal State Fullerton choir, there could not have been a better way to celebrate the phenomenal orchestrated powerhouse from one of the greatest games to have come from the original Nintendo Entertainment System: The Legend of Zelda.

After a few words from Shigero Miyamoto reflecting on the past thirty years, the audience was swept away on a two hour and fifteen minute journey from one of the most epic scores in video game history.

As opposed to epic film scores from such greats as Star Wars (1977) or Lord of the Rings (2001), for those of us who grew up with the 8-bit title, the iconic music that accompanied Zelda filled in the gaps to the limitations of the visuals on the NES. Thanks to the works of Master Koji Kondo, the music of Zelda aided in expanding our imaginations beyond what was presented to us.

Through the passing years, and advancement in hardware, it was always the music that made playing through any iteration of fabled Hyrule something greater. Something vast beyond the pixelated realm. There was an adventure beyond what could be displayed on an SNES, GameCube, or Wii. That music nested into our brains like a Loftwing, and grew from a simple adventure game into something else entirely: A Legend.

Celebrating 30 Year Musical Adventure in Hyrule

So if you’re thinking to yourself, “Should I spend my hard earned money on a live, fully orchestrated presentation of Zelda with beautiful backing visuals in HD on a massive screen?” That answer is absolutely.

Please see the Link (wink) below to see when and where to catch the next show. Again, it is highly advised to purchase tickets well in advance. You will undoubtedly be surprised how many fans will come flocking to this magnificent event.

Don’t let the prices scare you off either. This is nearly two and a half hours of orchestrated nirvana. You may even be equally lucky to be treated to a double encore. In short, you most certainly will be left on the edge of your seat through this symphonic wonderland from Nintendo, and the Symphony of the Goddess – Master Quest.

Check the 2016 Schedule and Purchase Tickets Here

‘Transformers 5’ Release Date: Not the Bots We’re Looking For

by Matthew MorrellJanuary 4, 2016

Transformers 5 should leave no one surprised or excited.

Much like hurricane season, or any other annual destructive force that looms on the horizon, the fifth installment in the visual torment that is the Transformers live action series will soon be upon us. Instead of raving about what new Autobot or Decepticon could be featured, or which star got suckered in for a Metroplex sized paycheck to appear in this schlock fest, the remainder of this article will be used to inform you, the public, what can be done about the impending CGI shit storm headed your way Summer of 2017.

In an interview with Rolling Stone, a comment that’s certainly just a rye comment, director Michael Bay jokes, “I’m doing Transformers… 5, is it?” Let’s holster our rage for just a moment and consider the obvious objective facts; first, these movies lack anything that resembles any effort in regards to narrative. Second, these movies exist to sell merchandize. Third, they will never stop making these films as long as they continue to rake in millions of dollars.

Certainly there are a few diehard consumers of the Transformers live action series who will assert that the cinematic eye gouging that appears on screen is actually a film. For those that like to argue that shit is really gold, please direct yourselves here, here, and here for a counter point that unveils the curtain on the practical joke of a film franchise that refuses to die. Ladies and gentlemen of the internet, It’s time to unanimously concede that this joke has long since worn out it’s… well, it would have had to have been funny in the first place: it was not.

It’s time for Transformers to fold itself back up and remain on the toy shelf where it belongs.

It’s time we the people, the geeks, the nerds start demanding better content. But, and this is the important part, that demand does not come in the form of flame wars on the internet. The only thing that Paramount Pictures will understand is when we stop mindlessly throwing our money into this outhouse of a film franchise expecting it to transform into something better: it will not.

So when you hear any further Transformers movie news from here on out, cover your ears, save your hard earned money, and roll out to any of these alternatives coming to your cinema 2017.

May:

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Star Wars Episode VIII

June:

Kingsmen: The Secret Service 2

Wonder Woman

July:

War for the Planet of the Apes

Spectacular Spider Man

Batman V Superman: The Man Of Steel We Deserve Or Need?

by Matthew MorrellDecember 2, 2015

Just moments ago, the newest trailer for Zack Snyder’s upcoming Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice was released EARLY to the public. In keeping with the supposed theme of Man of Steel and our most recent Thanksgiving holiday, let us take a moment to consider what we can be both thankful and hopeful for.

First, to get the obvious out of the way, we’re fortunate enough to live in a time when our cinematic wizardry can produce exactly what Superman can do in stunning realism; flight, strength, heat vision, the whole works. Even when compared to the Bryan Singer version not to mention the Richard Donner version, today we really do “believe a man can fly.”

Looking at this trailer, the Nolan-esque cinematography, fight choreography between man and Kryptonian, and the whole spectrum of Superman powers all look pretty spectacular. Furthermore, there is a slight glimmer of playfulness, of levity from Cavill which is exceptionally welcomed change of tone.

Second, Ben Affleck’s Batman has the potential to be the best Dark Knight yet. Confidence is high that at this point even the most incompetent of producers helming BvS are smart enough to take note from Batman and Robin, and say, “It appears that the fans don’t want that,” and then look to the Nolan films and agree, “Fans want more of this.” By the looks of the trailer, they are certainly doubling down on a dark, gritty, karate chop your larynx out Batman. We’re also going to take the, “But Affleck was in Daredevil and that sucked,” argument and bury that dead horse right here.

Suffice to say, with his multiple Academy Awards, Golden Globes, and BAFTA Awards jammed into his utility belt, there is no question that the man knows how to work given the right material. Drawing special attention towards his awards for Best Supporting Actor (Shakespeare in Love, and Hollywoodland) one of Mr. Affleck’s strengths is tying an ensemble cast together. Which leads us to our next Pro…

Wonder Woman is finally on screen to complete the hallowed DC Trinity. In this new trailer, she looks insanely awesome; deflecting a blast from our first look at Zod/Doomsday like it was nothing, Gal Godot is certainly looking the part. That three figure shot was just hands down killer.

Also, Jesse Eisenberg’s Lex Luthor Jr. is shaping up be what can only be described as a crazed or evil Willy Wonka; there’s a manic energy to him that’s almost unnerving. His shifting tone from playful drunk at a party with Bruce and Clark, to belittling prick towards Lois Lane might just work as a billionaire mad scientist.

Speaking of which, as predicted by some, we have our Doomsday courtesy of Lex Luthor playing god. This move may be in character for Lex Luthor, and the look of Doomsday doesn’t look half bad, but there’s still something that just doesn’t sit right.

Now for the hard part; weighing the good against the potential set up for disappointment. It would be ridiculous to set aside all our prejudice and simply accept this trailer for what it is; a tease at a Superman story we haven’t seen before and don’t have a full understanding of yet. Unfortunately, that creeping and uneasy sensation that Superman fans are experiencing right now is difficult to ignore, and here’s why…

This doesn’t feel like Superman. Sure, Man of Steel argues that as a new superhero, Superman needed to learn the lesson not to kill. As stupid as that argument may be, the creators of this franchise are sticking with a Superman who was raised without the sage wisdom and moral guidance of Pa Kent.

One’s gotta ask themselves, is this really the Superman we wanted, or asked for? There’s an infamous video of Kevin Smith and his experience with Producers and their understanding of Superman as “savage killer.” But that was supposed to be a joke, right? Or is a neck snapping, city destroying, psychopath the version of Superman Zack Snyder and his super friends think we deserve? Either way, the bitter after taste left in some fans mouths is still sticking around and it’s uncertain if a rinsing of Bat-Listerine will wash that out of fans collective psyches.

Certainly, the spectacle of the film looks impressive. But, when we get a trailer that still highlights a scowling, (prisoner taking?), and face melting Superman as part of it’s sizzle reel, how excited can we get for a Superman that still doesn’t feel like Superman?

I’ve read, played, and watched my Superman: Red Son, and Injustice: God’s Among Us, and Superman: The Animated Series episode “Legacy part I and II;” there is definitely an aspect of fun and curiosity in seeing Superman as a villain. However, I’d argue that fun comes from a place of understanding who the real Superman is; an incorruptible, all powerful force for good.

I’d like to have hope that maybe this film will turn the image of Man of Steel towards the character we’ve known and grew up with, and maybe that hope will pay off. We’ve certainly waited long enough for an adaptation of the three most iconic superheroes to be done some justice.

In the meantime, I’m going to re-watch Max Landis’ pitch for a real Superman film; maybe not the sequel we deserve, but the Superman movie we need.

Nintendo’s Upcoming Film Re-Emergence Must Succeed, Here’s How It Could Happen!

by Matthew MorrellDecember 1, 2015

Back in August, Nintendo’s most esteemed creative genius, Shigeru Minamoto, entertained the possibility of expanding the company’s beloved properties onto the silver screen; capitalizing on the perfect time to bring legendary characters to life. The Fortune article brought hope, wonder, and fear, to the hearts of Nintendo fans the world over.

Over the past decade, the global phenomenon of aggressively translating superheroes from comics into billion dollar blockbusters brings to light a concept that was once unheard of in the past. It is undeniable that the superhero genre has ostensibly flooded the modern film market.

However, even the greatest of floods eventually dry up: what to do then?

A common criticism that has been brought up is that unlike comic books, video games are to films as driving a Ferrari is to watching Nascar. Mr. Miyamoto even commented in an interview with Fortune at E3, stating “Because games and movies seem like similar mediums, people’s natural expectation is we want to take our games and turn them into movies. … I’ve always felt video games, being an interactive medium, and movies, being a passive medium, mean the two are quite different.”

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First, don’t reinvent the entire franchise. There are easily identifiable moving parts within the iconic franchises of Nintendo that can be applied to existing thematic machines that audiences can easily grasp; a process that is far simpler than you’d think.

Don’t stray from the foundation of the story: a hero of humble origins travels to strange new worlds to save a princess. It doesn’t need to be anymore complicated to be a successful film. That story description applies to Star Wars, Super Mario Brothers or an endless list of franchises, but the underlying foundation is a sense of timeless adventure.

Second, for the love of God, get a hold of yourselves Nintendo.

There are a myriad of reasons why 1993’s Super Mario Bros. failed, and you can read all about it in the lengthy tell-all Console Wars by Blake J. Harris (which we review right here). One of the greatest factors however, was a loss of creative control behind the minds with an intimate knowledge of the material; drawing yet another similarity between Marvel and Nintendo.

Denying Marvel’s ability to create a successful juggernaut of a cinematic universe would be absurdly obtuse. It’s vital to understand however, that their success stems from their uncanny ability to maintain creative control and a succinct driving vision over their properties. Regardless of the flaws their films, television, and streaming content may have, the majority of their content works thematically, tonally, and generates a profit.

For fans of Marvel, they have been rewarded with the iconography of what once was on the page, successfully represented on the screen. Perhaps the key this time around is for Nintendo to keep a firm hold on the reins.

Undeniably, Marvel has developed a formula that works for their scope of beloved characters and stories, and the next closest company to follow in their footsteps not only can be, but should be, none other than Nintendo.

In the near future, whether by design or decrease in audience demand, the superhero machine will run out of steam. In the wake of one genre, an opportunity will arise for the next wave of mass marketable media. Something new, but familiar.

Something with a nearly infinite amount of characters and content to mine.

Something, that at its most basic level encourages us to keep exploring, keep fighting, and keep pushing forward until we claim the prize.

The next wave of cinematic pop culture niche is building, and Nintendo should be planning to ride it into shore when it begins to crest.