Author: Saintmort

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DisNeato Podcast Episode 4: Pixar’s Shared Universe Fan Theory

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This week Andrew and Brooke discuss a Listener submitted topic suggested to us by Jenny. Jenny asked that we dicus The Pixar Shared Universe Fan Theroy. Do Brooke and Andrew like the theory or do they find it full of holes? Listen and find out. Let us know your thoughts on this theory by emailing us at disneatopodcast@gmail.com

Theme Song Performed by Ciele

DisNeato Photo take by Jac Cottrell and Photoshopped by Yanni Hajioannou

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Horror Movie Night Episode 146: Sleepwalkers (1992)

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We start our Violence Against Cats marathon with arguably the most out-there movie Stephen King has ever gotten paid to put his name on (and act in) – 1992’s feline vampire flick Sleepwalkers. We subjected our friend, previous guest and film freak Kyle Kuchta to this one, because that’s the kind of frat we run here on HMN. Stephen King reprises his role as a drunk New England hick while 30 year old actors play high schoolers, one of which has a disturbingly graphic sexual relationship with his immortal mom, who is also a cat vamp. This one is a yarn ball of crazy and we’re just batting it around like we’re high AF on catnip. Join us for a purrrrfectly good time this week on Horror Movie Night!

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DisNeato Podcast Episode 3: Celebrating 20 Years of Animal Kingdom

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This week the DisNeato Podcast returns with Brooke and Andrew celebrating 20 Years of Animal Kingdom. What’s your favorite thing about the park? Let us know what it is at DisNeatoPodcast@gmail.com

Theme Song Performed by Ciele

DisNeato Photo take by Jac Cottrell and Photoshopped by Yanni Hajioannou

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Horror Movie Night Episode 145: Dracula 2000

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Somewhere in Hollywood 1999, a fat movie exec sits smoking a stogie in a darkened board room. “We need a monster movie but we’re broke. Anyone know any companies willing to fund one?” A quivering hand raises slowly into the air; the nerdy intern clears his throat and croaks, “My dad runs Virgin Records. Want me to ask?” And that’s how Dracula 2000 got made, an odd mashup of nu-metal, C-list 90s actors, vampire Mardi Gras, and a a slightly liberal interpretation of the Bible. This movie is a 90 minute advertisement for a dead music chain, but isn’t really that bad of a watch, no matter how much Matt, Scott and Stephen (of the Analog Jones and the Temple of Film podcast) whine. We hope you have a thing for young Gerard Butler, because we sure do this week on Horror Movie Night!

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DisNeato Podcast Episode 2: Top 5 Disney Songs

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This week the DisNeato Podcast returns with Brooke and Andrew debating their top 5 favorite Disney songs. Do we name your favorite song? If not let us know what it is at DisNeatoPodcast@gmail.com

Theme Song Performed by Ciele

DisNeato Photo take by Jac Cottrell and Photoshopped by Yanni Hajioannou

Episode features a Snippet for “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” as performed by Jason DeRulo on the We Love Disney album

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Horror Movie Night Episode 144: Wrong Turn 6 (2014)

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Some people are just careless with their money. Case in point, whoever funded the sixth (SIXTH!) installment in the Wrong Turn franchise, 2014’s Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort. This movie is just gross, and not even in any sort of fun way, but the one shining spot is that Matt was able to successfully pawn it off to some sorry bastard at Monster-Mania like a cursed button that a crusty old Gypsy breathed on. Stephen Bay of Analog Jones joined us once again for this film, and then we all took bleach showers. Bring your siblings to this one, because, well, it’s a pretty important plot point on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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DisNeato – Episode 1 “Disney News (May Edition)”

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In our Debut episode the DisNeato Team of Brooke and Andrew enjoy a glass of wine while discussing News Pieces presented to them by their producer Matt. We discuss the upcoming 2018-2019 release schedule, all the drama with the Mulan remaking, what’s rumored to be next at Disney World after Pixar Pier opens and Matt tries to get everyone to purchase Disney Super Guitar.

Theme Song Performed by Ciele

DisNeato Photo take by Jac Cottrell and Photoshopped by Yanni Hajioannou

Episode features a Snippet for “Beauty And the Beast” as performed by Zakk Wylde on the Disney Super Guitar album

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Horror Movie Night Episode 143: Silver Bullet (1985)

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We talk about nose candy and its role in 1980s cinema quite often on the show, but Gary Busey really takes the cake in 1985’s ill-advised Stephen King adaptation Silver Bullet. He and his teeth are all over the place, swilling Wild Turkey, souping up Corey Haim’s wheelchair, giving him fireworks, and banging rando broads in the pre-Tinder days. Oh, and there’s a werewolf we guess. Recorded with our good friend Stephen at Monster-Mania 39. Get hairy and haggard like us (and Gary Busey) this week on a Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night Episode 142: Chopping Mall (1986)

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This week, we’re talking about killer robots! No, sorry, we’re not discussing Robocop 2. Or Terminator 2. Or Blade Runner. Or The Matrix. No, we’re getting it on in the mall furniture store with Chopping Mall from 1986! Full disclosure, we’re the ones awkwardly watching old Roger Corman flicks on the tv and clutching a pillow to our laps while our friends make weird squishy sounds. They deserve to get murdered by killbots, those dirty birdies. While not quite a lost episode, this is the second time Matt and Scott have discussed this film, and this round is arguably more coherent, so you’re welcome? If you know what’s good for you, you’ll listen to Horror Movie Night. THANK YOU, HAVE A NICE DAY.

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Horror Movie Night Episode 141: Troll (1986)

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The infamous LOST EPISODE is getting a second chance at life, and using it to spit oatmeal all over our blouses. That’s right, we punished ourselves a second time with the ridiculous Evil Dead ripoff Demon Wind from 1990! Not since Marky Mark ran from a stiff breeze has nature been this stupefying (never mind that Demon Wind predates it by a couple decades, let us have our jokes). We are all dumber for having re-watched and re-discussed this one, but we do it for you, the listeners. Because we love you. There’s also a heavy dose of self-loathing up in here, so don’t mind the smell. SURPRISE!!!! It’s Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night Episode 140: Demon Wind (1990)

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The infamous LOST EPISODE is getting a second chance at life, and using it to spit oatmeal all over our blouses. That’s right, we punished ourselves a second time with the ridiculous Evil Dead ripoff Demon Wind from 1990! Not since Marky Mark ran from a stiff breeze has nature been this stupefying (never mind that Demon Wind predates it by a couple decades, let us have our jokes). We are all dumber for having re-watched and re-discussed this one, but we do it for you, the listeners. Because we love you. There’s also a heavy dose of self-loathing up in here, so don’t mind the smell. SURPRISE!!!! It’s Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – In Theaters Now: A Quiet Place

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Once again the HMN team is joined by Katie Anderson to break down 2018’s A Quiet Place. We talk spoiler-free for approximately 30 minutes before we dive into the plot in detail. Join us for a serious discussion about a very good movie as well as some fun side-tracked conversations about Jason Segal’s naked body, who will die in Infinity War and passing gas in a post-apocalyptic world.

 

Horror Movie Night Episode 139: Bugged (1997)

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We are joined this week by Podcast Brother Brian Kelly as we discuss Troma’s attempt at an urban giant killer bug movie. The film has the look and feel of a film shot on a weekend but if you love seeing guys acting with an immobile bug puppet than have we got good news for you. We discuss 1997’s BUGGED on this week’s HORROR MOVIE NIGHT!

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Horror Movie Night Episode 138: Killer Party (1986)

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You thought last week was our April Fools episode? SURPRISE! It’s actually this week’s (also Canadian) April Fools Evil Dead ripoff Killer Party from 1986. We got you good, right? Now listen to us quote this amazing and sadly forgotten 80s gem, and gush over how awesome the double fakeout opening scene featuring K-Mart Journey cover band White Sister is. Oh, there’s also a haunted frat house, hazing, perms, off-brand Deadites and of course, a killer party. This is a film that must be seen to be truly appreciated, and it’s our mission to spread the word about it henceforth. Plan out your best prank and grab the Aqua Net, it’s time for another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night Episode 137: Slaughter High (1986)

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Did you know that in Canada, they only celebrate April Fools Day for 12 hours? So if you can make it from midnight to noon without being pranked, you’re safe. This is just ridiculous to us, but is a pretty important plot point in this week’s episode, the myopic high school reunion bloodbath Slaughter High from 1986. In reality, though, this is the shortest stretch our suspensions of disbelief have to make while enjoying (?) this one, as no 20-something gets THIS jazzed about plain old beer, ok? It’s gotta be like… super nanobrew artisan dry-hopped imperial IPA conditioned in magical oak casks from a druidic grove or some shit to keep us interested enough to stick around a run-down school full of acid baths and killer lawnmowers. So if you’ve got the hookup to that kind of beverage, be sure to bring some over and enjoy this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night Episode 136: Death Spa (1989)

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the gym… We’re talking the OTHER killer calisthenics movie Death Spa (aka Witch Bitch) from 1989! While arguably less amazing than Killer Workout/Aerobicide, this is still a fun watch and definitely one of the craziest plots we’ve discussed yet on the show. I mean, if you have a problem with killer frozen fish and body-warping spiritual possession, you’re seriously out of your element here. We hope you’re ready to get your heart pumping and your toned, writhing body glistening with sweat as the music sweeps you away into a world of sensuous exercise… What, don’t act like you’re not imagining it too. Give in to the pull of 80s synth music and neon leotards, we’re getting fit and fab this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 135: Bad Moon (1996)

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The world needs more werewolf movies, and by the world, we mean Horror Movie Night, because god damn, do we love werewolves on this show! We’ve suffered through some of the best and worst lycanthropic films (looking at you, Howling 6), and decided to treat ourselves to an actual good b-movie for once, 1996’s Bad Moon – which, thankfully/surprisingly does NOT feature that stupid ass Creedence song… This movie also stars a very G O O D B O Y E named Thor (the titular character from the source material), so you know we’re into it. Tow your jenky trailer to our backyard and tie yourself to the nearest tree, it’s time for another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 134: Seedpeople (1992)

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Last week, we discussed dinos coming back from the dead, and to keep the theme going, we’re going to move on to alien plants that will either cover you in sticky white stuff, or sticky yellow stuff, then transform you into plant monsters with no legs. It’s been a while, but we’re back on our Full Moon Pictures grind with 1992’s Seedpeople and it’s all Scott’s fault! The pitch for this movie probably sounded a lot like this: “Invasion of the Body Snatchers is a good movie. Let’s do that exact same concept but with a fraction of the budget, a horrendous script, and actors who can’t act.” And somehow it got greenlit… and that’s why we love Full Moon. At least they can say that they didn’t make the worst killer plant movie of all time, since that crown rests firmly on M. Night Shyamalan brow. Eat your veggies, or don’t, because either way they’re going to eat you on this episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night – Episode 133: Carnosaur 2 (1995)

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You know what’s scary? Dinosaurs. Every boy fears dinosaurs and definitely doesn’t consider them super interesting, so naturally the world needed a trilogy of dino-centric horror movies. No, we’re not talking about Jurassic Park, we’re talking about Carnosaur, and not just any Carnosaur, CARNOSAUR 2 from 1995 – now with smart dinos! The writers of this film had no idea how nukes work, but they also think that you can box a velociraptor so it kinda evens out. If you’re into heroic electricians and references to tons of way better films, join us in Yucca Mountain Dino Growing Facility on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Horror Movie Night Episode 132: X-Ray (aka Hospital Massacre) (1981)

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Ah, Valentine’s Day… The day you wait all year for to show your significant other you give a shit about them. Forget the other 364 days, you only have to do something nice this one time and then you can go back to be a slob for another year. Or you could kill your sweetheart’s childhood crush, go to med school and become a doctor, then stalk her again as an adult with the intent of removing her heart for some odd reason. At least that’s the killer’s plan in the mediocre 1981 Barbi Benton vehicle X-Ray (aka Hospital Massacre). We’re not sure of the details, but we think Barbi Benton wanted to try her hand at acting after her stint as a Playboy Bunny and girlfriend to Hugh Hefner (before he transformed into the Crypt Keeper), and Cannon Films was more than happy to oblige her. The ironic part is that Barbi is fully-clothed through the vast majority of this snoozefest, and spends her screen time scowling at literally everyone. Who did the wheezing killer better, X-Ray or Student Bodies? Find out this week on Horror Movie Night!

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