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In the Debut Episode of the Double CountOut wrestling podcast Matt Kelly(Horror Movie Night; Playing With Squirrels), Derek Kraneveldt & Josh Jackson (both from Geekscape Games Podcast) discuss Wrestle Kingdom 12 (which Josh saw live), the history of the IC Belt, The upcoming Women’s Royal Rumble, Why NXT is finally on an upswing again and Matt’s Royal Rumble Binge. Check out the Show and enjoy!

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Can you believe that 2017 is coming to a close? In just a few days we’ll abolish that dreaded seven for ten more years, and a cool, clean, sexy eight will take its place.

2017 was an incredible year for moviegoers, gamers, music enthusiasts, and media lovers of all sorts. With the year coming to an end, it’s time to begin talking about the best of the best.

First up, here are Matt Kelly’s favorite films of 2017!

10. Baby Driver

Can Edgar Wright make a bad movie? Like is it in his genes? He might be one of the most flawless filmmakers out there. Is Baby Driver perfect? No. Is it his best film ever? No. This is arguably his worst movie, but when your worst movie is easily a 4.5 star flick and among the top 10 films in a year with countless great films, that’s a testament to the power you wield. With fun and chaotic camerawork and an amazing soundtrack it’s really hard to dislike this movie.

9. Beauty & the Beast

Some people really hated this movie. I expected that I would too, but instead I got teary-eyed mid-way through the opening sequence when Emma Watson sang Belle. Beauty and the Beast is a strong contender for my favorite Disney animated film and to see it work so well as a live-action film was stunning. The film is not without its issues – some of the computer animated characters leave something to be desired (for example Ms. Potts) but in general this movie put a smile on my face that simply would not go away.

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8. Happy Death Day

This movie should not have been great and in a way, it’s not. That said, there was no movie that I had more fun seeing this year than Happy Death Day. The sarcastic tone, perfect comedy, and interesting concept reminded me of everything I love about horror films from the 90’s. So many people slept on this one because it looked stupid, but I remember leaving desperate to have someone to talk to about it.

7. The Lego Batman Movie

This is a fun movie, and in a world without Pixar it’d be the best animated film of the year. Is it better than The Lego Movie? It is not, but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad film. I don’t think I laughed as hard at any movie as I did with Lego Batman. It’s a joke-every-second kind of movie which usually have more strike outs than hits but that’s not the case for this film where I’d say 90% of the jokes absolutely hit it out of the park.

6. Stephen King’s It

This movie really has people divided. Some think it was everything they could want out of the adaptation, while others have argued it was a C+ movie at best. I personally think it was fantastic and easily among the best King adaptations in history. The film manages to be a faithful adaptation, but also a wildly different adaptation. Characters are different, events are different, but that feeling of dread and doom is perfect. It also broke countless records and I can not wait for Part 2.

5. Lady Bird

If you told me that the character I related the most to in cinema was an angsty 17 year old girl in Sacramento I would have considered you crazy. However when I left the theater last month I couldn’t stop thinking about the movie and wanting to tell people about it. This is a theme for all of my top 5 films in most ways, but with Lady Bird being the one that I’ve met the least amount of people who also saw it means that this list is the only place I talk about this. What makes Lady Bird isn’t necessarily the comedy or the drama but the relatability of the subject matter. It’s a movie for everyone who hated their hometown until they moved away, hated their family until they weren’t there for them and underappreciated their high school memories until high school was over. It’s a truly beautiful film that I can’t wait to revisit time and time again.

4. Get Out

I’m going to keep this one short because you can throw a virtual rock anywhere and hit someone’s hot take on how good Get Out is. Despite being a fairly predictable film, that doesn’t make it bad. The film blends horror, suspense and comedy nicely. Additionally, every performance is perfect, there’s very little else for me to mention that hasn’t been said. The critical acclaim and box office numbers say all you need to know.

3. The Big Sick

I wasn’t crying, you were crying. Shut up. Kumail Nanjiani and Emily Gordon’s script mixed with Michael Showalter’s beautiful direction created a perfect “chick-flick” for both guys and gals. The dry sarcastic humor hits all the right funny notes and the moments of sentimental drama pull on every heart-string. You will fall head over heels for Zoe Kazan and Ray Romano has never been more charming. It was the sleeper hit of 2017 and very deservedly so.

2. The Autopsy of Jane Doe

So I’m cheating slightly with this movie. It premiered at a film festival September 2016 and was released in the U.S. the last week of 2016 in a fairly limited release so because it wasn’t readily available until 2017 I had to call this one out. It was the best horror experience I’ve ever had. The first time I watched this movie was with my cousin and his wife in a dark house, every noise made us jump and scream and yell. It was so fun and well paced. I brought my DVD into work and lent it to so many people to watch and so rarely met anyone who disliked it. If this one has slipped under your radar, make it a point to watch.

Before #1, here are some movies I haven’t seen at the time of making this list but could have made this list: Blade Runner 2049, I Tonya, Wonder Woman, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, The Greatest Showman, Downsizing, Shape of Water, Gerald’s Game and Pitch Perfect 3.

1. Coco

I ugly cried during the last 15 minutes of this movie. Non-stop, loudly, sitting by myself in a theater full of families. It was bad for me, but great for the movie. Pixar just seems to not know how to make a bad (Cars excluded) movie these days. They know the exact right things to pull on the right heart-strings but also have perfectly placed comedic moments too. I connected to this movie on a deeper level than I could have anticipated and left the theater and immediately called family members to let them know how much I loved them. This is a perfect film and was the #1 film of the year for me the second my feet exited the theater.

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It’s important to start this off by stating a few things up front. This is one of the most subjective lists imaginable. There are thousands (and thousands) of podcasts out there and it’s completely impossible to listen to everything. This is coming strictly from the 50+ shows that I listen to weekly, however I should also note I’m leaving off all Geekscape podcasts for a special awards portion at the end.

Now that I’ve got that out of the way, let’s tackle my top ten moments in podcasting for 2017!

10. ‘YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS’ – The Bela & Boris Series

YMRT is one of the very best podcasts out there. It’s always informative and captivating. In 2015 their series on the Charles Manson murders was one of the most compelling podcasting phenomenon this side of Serial. This year had three different series, and while all of them were great (Dead Blondes, Jean & Jane), it was the October series focusing on the careers of Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff that truly stood out among the pack. Insightful and informative, it’s definitely worth a listen, specifically for a horror fan.

9. The Debut Of ‘ADAM SANDLER PLEASE STOP’

There were a handful of great shows that debuted this year, and while this is the first one I’ll mention out of five shows, that doesn’t take away just how great the show is. In early episodes co-hosts Robert and Marie were trying to find their footing, but somewhere around The Waterboy it all clicked – the movies kept getting worse and their sanity kept being put into play. At this point they’ve finished watching every Adam Sandler movie (proving it can be done in a year so… get on that) and plan to keep the show going by focusing on other Happy Madison stars like Kevin James and Rob Schneider while waiting for future Sandler releases. They kept each episode a manageable drive time length and pack it with constant laughs. This might be the funniest podcast you’ve probably slept on.

8. ‘THE CRACKED PODCAST’
– Schmitty The Clam Takes Over As New Host

At one point The Cracked Podcast was one of the best shows out there. Over the years the show became fairly dark, focusing on our impending doom in the political world. While I consider this important, I didn’t go to The Cracked Podcast for that. If anything I listened to their show for an hour distraction from the darkness of the world. In June, then-host and editor-in-chief Jack O’Brien stepped down and Alex Schmidt (aka Schmitty the Clam) took over and brought the show back to conversations about pop culture. It’s given the show an entirely new breath of life.

7. The Debut Of ‘I ONLY LISTEN TO THE MOUNTAIN GOATS’

Fandom has never sounded better than
when Welcome To Night Vale’s Joseph Fink sits with John Darinelle of The Mountain Goats and breaks down the album All Hail West Texas track by track. It provides such incredible insight on the songwriting process, as well as Darinelle’s own perspective of himself. Even if you’re not a fan of the band, it’s an interesting listen for any music fan who’s curious about the songwriting process.

6. ‘SHOCK WAVES’ – The Day of the Woman Episode

Shock Waves is probably the best horror podcast from an informative standpoint. All four co-hosts bring such different perspectives that you’re always sure to discover a new movie to watch through the show. Prior to Shock Waves, ¾ of the team was doing the incredible Killer POV (episodes are still on iTunes and are essential listening for any horror fan). Picking a standout episode for this year is a little difficult but I feel like I have to shine a light on this episode specifically. When I heard that the main focus was going to be on women’s exploitation and rape I felt uncomfortable about the episode, however guest BJ Colangelo’s insight on the subject and the empowerment watching revenge films can provide really changed my perspective of the topic. I’ve recommended this to so many of my friends and everyone who checked it out felt the same. This was a truly powerful episode of horror podcasting.

5. The Debut Of ‘S-TOWN’

What more can be said about a show that has been discussed and dissected to death over the last year. I was late to the train – just two weeks ago I was working alone in my office with nothing to listen to so I decided to give Serial (which I had put off for a year or so) a listen. I loved the first season, but was starting to lose interest after season two. However, when I checked out S-Town I was totally hooked. A lot of people really were disappointed by the show, but I wanted more in the best possible way. It was touching, interesting, and genuine. It wasn’t a story like Serial that focused on one person in an extraordinary situation, this focused on very strange but very real people in a very common situation but it never stopped being engrossing. If you’ve avoided this due to people’s negative response to it, give it a shot. You may love it on the same level I did.

4. ‘ALL FANTASY EVERYTHING’ Finds Its Footing

All Fantasy Everything is quickly becoming my favorite podcast. I get beyond excited each time a new episode drops on Thursday Afternoon and I immediately listen to it when I leave work. The first few episodes started in the Fall of 2016 and while there are a handful of memorable discussions it really found its footing in 2017. The draft topics continued to become more insane and also more entertaining discussing things ranging from “Stuff To Do When You’re Drunk” and “Taco Bell Menu Items” to more bizarre topics like “Kanye West” and “Music Videos You Wish You Could Live In” or (my personal favorite) musical episodes like “TV Theme Songs” and “Soft Rock Ballads”. It’s also propelled three comedians not on my radar (Ian Karmel, Sean Jordan, David Gborie) to guys whose careers I want to follow and cheer on. If I had one goal in 2018, it’d be to get Horror Movie Night big enough that I’ll one day be invited to join these three for a draft (like, I don’t know … Scariest Scenes in Movies That Shouldn’t Be Scary).

3. The Debut Of ‘EAR HUSTLE’

This show absolutely captivated me for its brief first season run. In just 20-30 minutes each episode takes us into different stories of life behind the prison walls of San Quentin State Prison. It shines a nice light on these men and lets you get a rough idea of their day to day life. The show juggles a weird balance between making you hope that some of these people will one day get a second chance out the outside while also feeling like life behind bars is a slightly better life than they’d have on the outside (in a few cases). It is one of the most heartfelt and interesting podcasts in years. The Second Season starts in March so you have plenty of time to get caught up on the first season over the next few months.

2. The Debut Of ‘LABELLED: “THE STORIES, RUMORS & LEGENDS OF TOOTH & NAIL RECORDS”’

I grew up as a church kid. I love punk/ska music as well. This meant in my eyes the ultimate record label was Tooth & Nail Records. It was the best mix of bands and had arguably the biggest Christian label success with bands like MxPX, Underoath and Anberlin to name a few. The first season of Labelled focused on different bands, tour stories and topics that captivated me and really anyone who grew up listening to this music. I recommend starting with either the first episode about Further Seems Forever or the episode on the worst tour prank ever.

1. ‘THE ADVENTURE ZONE’ “Balance” Arc Wraps Up

I never expected to love a podcast as much as I loved The Adventure Zone. Every other Thursday the McElroy Brothers and their Father told the story of the Tres Horny Boys using D&D as the storytelling device. While the show is far from an accurate depiction of a real D&D campaign, it doesn’t stop it from telling a compelling story. As we grew to love the three adventurers as well as Griffin’s many NPCs, we started to dread the unavoidable conclusion when we would no longer hear the voices of Takko, Magnus, and Merle. The series wrapped up on a beautiful note leaving many listeners teary-eyed. If there was one podcast in this world that’s worthy of the time it will take up, it’s The Adventure Zone. If you’re a fan of storytelling than you owe it to yourself to listen to the full 69 episode run of the “Balance” arc and listen to the biggest evidence of podcasting’s capability to be more than just interviews and movie discussions.

GEEKSCAPE AWARDS:

Best Flagship Show – GEEKSCAPE
Best Podcast About Women Drinking Wine While Discussing Star TrekSEVEN OF WINE
Best Boy Meets World Podcast – PLAYING WITH SQUIRRELS
Best New Podcast – THE OVER LEAGUE
Best Video Game Podcast – GEEKSCAPE GAMES
Best Show That Ended Too Soon – THE 90’S TV HOUR
Please Listen To My Podcast (Please) – HORROR MOVIE NIGHT

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This weekend I saw The Disaster Artist and while I think it was a well made movie with good dramatic and comedic moments, it didn’t speak to me like it has for many others. It just felt like it wasn’t made for me which is weird because of my love of “So bad its good” cinema but not that weird since I’ve never seen The Room.

Yes, you read that correctly, I’ve never seen The Room. The man who hosts a podcast specifically about watching garbage films has never seen the so-called grand-daddy of them all. Many people find this shocking and to a certain extent I suppose I do too. Allow me to explain why I’ve avoided this film for over a decade.

The first big reason is because I’ve met & hung out with Tommy Wiseau on two different occasions. Neither time did I find him fun or charming. He struck me as an egotistical and cruel diva. This personality trait I believe they captured quite accurately in The Disaster Artist. The sheer fact that he is praised as an important cult figure has always rubbed me the wrong way because of these two interactions and for that reason I’ve always avoided the film.

I will say that it’s possible that I caught him on bad days. I have one friend who HATES Mick Foley because of a bad experience the only time he’d met him. Everyone else I’ve ever encountered who has met Foley has had nothing but kind words about him. So I’m open to the possibility it could be wrong place, wrong time. However if you can track down the episode of Geekscape from approximately 6 years ago you’ll see a lot of my issues.

The second reason is how I first really “saw” the movie. It was between my first and my second encounter with him. My friends showed me a very long (approximately 40 minute) episode of Nostalgia Critic about the movie. I’m not a fan of nostalgia critic, he seems like a good guy but his comedic style doesn’t really work for me. It’s basically the same reason I prefer the slightly less screamy We Hate Movies and Flop House podcast over How Did This Get Made. Angrily yelling everything doesn’t equal comedy for me.

Shortly after this, I would encounter someone (friend or stranger) quoting this movie at me damn near every week. It almost reminds me of how for a few years I just couldn’t watch Napoleon Dynamite because I had been overwhelmed with “your mom goes to college” and “numchuck skills” quotes.

Which leads into my final issue and really the main focus of this. There’s no way to say it without coming off like a hipster douchebag so I’ll just say it; It’s the most Mainstream version of “So Bad It’s Good”. It’s the Rocky Horror Picture Show of “It’s So Bad It’s Good”. It’s the Smells Like Teen Spirit of 90’s countdowns. It’s The Beatles. It’s all of those things.

That doesn’t make it a bad thing. I love all of those things. I adore the Beatles, Smells Like Teen Spirit is still a great song and Rocky Horror Picture Show is a blast. My problem is that So-Bad-It’s-Good films are a passion of mine. They’re something I adore, I love showing them to people, I love tracking them down and owning them.

Imagine if you encountered someone who exclusively listened to The Beatles, and only the Beatles, but claimed to be a music expert. Imagine someone who claimed to be a fan of Nirvana but only knew that single song. It’d be frustrating as hell.

The second we declare something “the best” anything; the search tends to end. The Room may be fantastic but is it the best? In a world full of Troll 2, Hard Ticket to Hawaii and Sleepaway Camp is it truly the best of the worst? That’s even just sticking with the more mainstream stuff. There’s some incredible and rarely talked about piece of cinema garbage.

Killer Workout has been one of my more recent loves. It’s a bafflingly film that’s more complex and confusing that necessary. There’s Nukie, the borderline unwatchable E.T. rip off. What about Invisible Maniac in which our titular character chucks someone to death with a hoagie (Something that has been a constant joke on the previously mentioned Flop House podcast) or The Guyver in which Jimmy Walker is grossly miscast as a rapping alien. The Uninvited … a film about a killer mutant cat puppet loose on a cruise ship is also a strong contender. Even this week on Shock Waves podcast the film The Evil Within was mentioned and sounds like a very promisingly terrible film. Don’t even get me started on Belly of the Beast starring Steven Seagal.

Don’t just be content with a poorly made drama from a mysterious and self-absorbed person. Explore what’s out there. Maybe instead of watching The Room for the 50th time, examine a film like S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer). And I? Well … I’ll stop bitching about a movie I’ve never seen and will finally watch it. This is just Part One. Tune in Next Week. I’ll be watching The Room for the first time and writing my thoughts.

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Survivor Series started off with a tough start right out the gate. For starters it had to follow NXT Takeover which is always going to make things difficult. On top of that the show was very good but mostly forgettable. The matches were fun but most of them didn’t stand out.

This was an issue I was certain was going to occur. While the idea of a champion vs. champion match is fun… a four hour pay per view without any chance of title changes will always cause  the tension to be a little low. Do we really care about the fictional battle between two TV shows? It’s not like the winner of Survivor series was gonna stay on the air and everyone else would be fired. It was a very weird show in that sense.

Before I discuss this match (which was definitely the only stand out in my eyes) I want to draw attention to the main event which really shined a bright light on an overwhelming issue with WWE. The main event’s survivor series match basically involved all the guys who’ve been in the company for well over 10 years eliminating 4/5 of the newer generation wrestlers right out the gate to basically have a bunch of 40 year old men fight it out. It’s a shining example of some of the things that WWE is still doing very wrong. On the plus it set up a few future matches that I’m stoked for, definitively made Braun Strowman a babyface and gave more fuel to Owen/Zayn’s “Land of Opportunity is bullshit” stance. How much Opportunity is there when your final 3 guys are well established superstars from yesterday-year? Anyway I hope they do something with it.

Now to Brock vs. A.J.

At first I thought this match was a disappointment. The A.J. Styles super-fan in me was just frustrated. Here was Brock just manhandling arguably the most over babyface in the company. The announcers even made sure to bring up how much it resembled John Cena getting his ass handled to him at Summerslam. I sat with a knot in my stomach.

Then the tide changed and I realized that it was a brilliant match playing with our past expectations and building a sense of false hope. There was a point where I genuinely thought … “Holy Shit! It’s gonna happen! A.J. is going to beat Brock clean!”

Of course that didn’t happen but that’s not the point. More than any other match last night, this is the match that made me believe. Looking at a few other people’s twitter and Facebook updates, I wasn’t the only one.

The highlight of the match was when Brock was caught in A.J’s Calf Crusher. They teased Brock tapping. Heyman stood on the sidelines looking genuinely concerned that his Beast would tap and then Brock provided the most violent and incredible defense. Brock grabbed A.J’s head and began to lift his head up and down repeatedly smashing the back of his head into the ring until he let go. It was brutal and amazing. When Brock finally got in his F5 for the win the crowd exploded in cheers, not necessarily because they liked the result but because respect deserves respect. The match was fucking baller.

What this also highlights is how amazingly Brock has been booked over the last few years, but most specifically since Wrestlemania. Him and Goldberg put on a much better match than we had any business getting and while people will continuously complain that the champion is never around it doesn’t matter. When Brock IS around, it matters. There has never been a wasted Brock Lesnar appearance in 2017. Every time he’s there, it matters.

Every match Brock has builds this “will this be the one” feeling. Brock has these nail-biter matches. Deep down we all know that he’s most likely going to hold the title until Wrestlemania and then drop it to the Big Dog. At this point we’ve all just come to this realization and begrudgingly accept it, yet every match be it Brawn Strowman or Samoa Joe, we have a split second where we believe just for a second that they’re about to flip the script.

Last night was no exception. If you only watch one Survivor Series match tomorrow, at least check this one out.

It’s Survivor Series Weekend and that seems as good of a time as any to introduce our newest Wrestling blog feature. Match of the Night where Wrestling Fan (and host of multiple podcasts) Matt Kelly discusses the Match of the Night from the previous night of Wrestling. We kick off from NXT Takeover: War Games and the match between Aleister Black and Velveteen Dream.

 

It’s typically a given that NXT takeover is good. Last night was no exception. As it’s been with Takeover’s of the past, it’s tough to pick a “bad match”. Usually the worst match of the night is still a 3.5 to 4 star match. Last night saw a title change, the crowning of a new NXT Women’s champion and a jaw-dropping War Games match full of great spots, blood, compete destruction and Adam Cole living up to all his hype. However the best match of the night saw Aleister Black defeat the Velveteen Dream.

The build to this match is one of the best in a long time. Black was dope, always. But he really had no solid storyline backing him. He was just a bad ass dude who wrecked house and took names. Then we have Velveteen Dream. He (Patrick Clark) has been in developmental for years and when I saw his world Goldust meets Prince gimmick I didn’t know what to think.

Multiple wrestlers (Ric Flair and Bruce Prichard come to mind) have always stated there is no bad gimmick as long as the wrestler gives it 100%. While I think there are plenty of examples where this is not the case, Clark has really made the Velveteen Dream a great and memorable character.

I was hype for this match, but I had no preparation for how great it would be. Every element of it represented everything I love about wrestling. You have to larger than life characters ripped straight out of a warped comic book, tons of outrageous movements and a compelling story (regardless how silly the story may feel). Even though there were a few awkward moments where moves could have been sold a little better it didn’t distract or affect the overall flow of the match.

The catalyst of the storyline is so dumb it borders on brilliant. Dream just wants Black to say his name. It’s bizarre and stupid but by both performers committing 110% to the bit this silly concept ends up coming off quite dark and at times disturbing. The match is a heavy hitter filled with brilliant moves and hard hits but the highlight was a moment than involved the bare minimum of movement.

Mid-match Black throws Dream from the ring and then charges, however instead of jumping the ropes as you’ve become accustomed to he bounces off the ropes and lands indian style in the ring and just stares at Dream. Instead of attacking, Dream sits Indian style and locks eyes with him. At the end of the match, after winning… Black congratulates Dream and in doing so finally says his name. It’s hard to not think that the eye locking moment was the second that Dream earned Black’s respect.

The match is fun and worth watching but there’s one thing that truly steals the show. Velveteen Dream’s tights. Throwing a total homage to Rick Rude he reveals a pair of tights that have his face airbrushed on the front with his name across the top. It’s everything you need to see to understand the character.

NXT has had a real struggle in the past making the main-roster fans care about their more eccentric characters. Tyler Breeze, Vaudevillians and to an extent Finn Balor have not lived up to the MASSIVE popularity they had in development and I think a large portion can be blamed on the main-roster fans not knowing how to feel about these characters. Velveteen Dream is the first one in a long time that I think will do exactly what he’s supposed to. Patrick Clark still has a lot of a work to do to be main roster ready but if last night was any indication he’s going to be just fine when he gets there.

Travel back in time with us, dear listener, as we return to the glory of the early 90s, when bowl haircuts were cool, acid wash was a new technology, and Edward Furlong’s career was blossoming. You may be disappointed to hear that, no, we’re not discussing Terminator 2, but rather the sequel no one wanted, 1992’s Pet Sematary 2! Our resident Irishman picks the only horror movie to ever prominently feature death by potatoes, so some jokes really just write themselves. Come with us as we venture up to the old Indian burial grounds with the corpse of Stephen King’s pride on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Casablanca or Citizen Kane?

That’s the great debate among film geeks and historians. Which film is truly the greatest? Each film has it’s own specific merits. Citizen Kane was a game changer for the art of filmmaking. Throughout it’s 2 hour run time Orson Welles broke so many rules and developed countless camera techniques that are still utilized damn near 80 years later. However for me the vote always goes to Casablanca. Today I got to see it on the big screen in a sold out theater. My vote remains the same.

I’m not going waste too much energy discussing why this movie is a masterpiece or why you should see it. The fact is the movie is 75 years old this month and you’re either (a) a film geek and have made it a point to see this film or (b) you haven’t seen it yet and thus probably never will see it.

What I will say is this, Casablanca is the kind of film that exemplifies every great element of the Golden Age of Cinema. You have an incredible cast putting in top notch performances, a script that balances drama, romance and comedy in a beautiful mixture and captivating sets and camera work.

Seeing it with an audience only makes the strengths even clearer. Every joke lands, the rapid fire dialogue is still insanely fresh and the ending of the film is still as powerful and uplifting (while heartbreaking at the same time) as it was in 1942. There will be another screening of Casablanca through Fathom Events on Wednesday November 15th. If you can get to a theater to see this masterpiece, it is worth the two hours of your time. I’m genuinely consider going again.

What’s worse than watching Body Melt and Street Trash for your podcast? One might think “watching another melt movie” is the answer, but it’s actually “watching another melt movie twice in one week because you didn’t realize it was going to be picked for the podcast and you already watched it after watching Street Trash,” which is just what Scott did with this week’s pick – 1977’s notoriously goofy The Incredible Melting Man! The plot is murkier than all the vanilla pudding used to make the effects in this film, but the guys muddle through as always. Come see the rings of Saturn with us and maybe we’ll even catch a glimpse of Uranus while we’re at it on another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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I identify as a Christian. It’s very important that I stress this upfront because I do not want this review to sound like I’m bashing Christianity before I write another word. The story of Ted DiBiase’s redemption is a beautiful story and I hope to one day hear it told in a better way.

I identify as a Christian, but I also identify as a storyteller.

Simply put The Price of Fame is a poorly told story, which is a shame because it’s a very good story.

Above everything else, The Price of Fame is a tale about God and Christianity. It doesn’t shy away from this – the problem is that it sacrifices story to stress its message. This is a problem that I see almost any time that I watch a Christian film.

Ted DiBiase was (and will always be) one of the greatest heels in wrestling. The Million Dollar Man was so cruel and pompous that it became extremely easy to despise him (specifically when you were a kid). As an adult seeing the wizard behind the curtain, it’d be pretty much impossible not to love him as well. Few people were better at living the gimmick (for better or worse) and the art of method acting bleeds itself into every moment of DiBiase’s life on or off the camera.

All of this lead to DiBiase living a life full of sin. The sorrow of losing his father when he was 15 (his famous father Iron Mike DiBaise died of a heart attack in the ring) and a sudden wrestling explosion in 1987 lead to a life of drugs, alcohol and sex. All of this while he had a wife and three boys back at home.

The film is less about DiBiase’s wrestling career and more about his family life now that he’s found God and how that change in him extended to many of his friends (including but not limited to George “The Animal” Steele and Shawn Michaels). This is where the problem in the film’s pace occurs.

When there are wrestlers on screen, it’s beautiful and it’s real and it’s touching. Hearing the testimonies of these men are powerful and they set a beautiful tone. Shawn Michael’s story is particularly compelling. This is no surprise as Shawn Michaels is one of the most genuine voices in professional wrestling.

The problem is that these moments of real sincerity are broken by moments with the DiBiase family. It’d be unfair to say the moments feel insincere, because I believe the emotions and stories are genuine, but they feel like re-enactments of moments that already happened. It’s specifically rough with Ted DiBaise Jr. and his younger brother Brett. Ted over-acts his emotions, Brett suddenly changes from anger to forgiveness in a matter of minutes – it all just feels like a bad reality show.

Unfortunately, Ted Jr. is our guide for most of the movie, so these moments are far more frequent than any interview with the wrestlers. There are regular moments where Ted Jr. will sit down with someone and interview them and these moments will be followed with a talking head segment of Ted Jr. summarizing the interview we just saw with no real new information.

This is a documentary about redemption and it reminds us of this every step of the way. This is the ultimate flaw of the storytelling. Whenever it breaks down Ted’s debauchery in the 80’s, it immediately reminds us that he’s a changed man. It robs the documentary of any real pay off.

If I could re-edit this movie, I would tell DiBiase’s story. Linger on the drugs, linger on the back-stage stories, linger on the affairs… make that audience feel that feeling of complete and utter hopelessness and then from there build up the way the God changed and transformed his life.

Instead we end up with a film that wants to preach redemption without ever connecting with its audience in a genuine way. The screening I attended concluded with a 15 minute conversation between Ted DiBaise and Shawn Michaels which only further highlighted what this film could have been. Their conversation was interesting and charming and fun, while still being able to tab into both men’s perspective and feelings on faith.

I did not hate this movie, in fact there are things I very much loved. DiBaise standing at his father’s grave having a late night conversation specifically sticks out in my mind as a truly genuine and powerful moment. The film was simply not the movie that I wanted to see. I wanted a film about the dark side of wrestling and one man’s redemption from all of it. Instead I got a 90 minute sermon wrapped in a family drama that occasionally mentioned wrestling.

If you are a Christian, you will love everything this movie has to say. If you’re an atheist, this movie will not be converting you. If you’re a wrestling fan this film will leave you wanting more.

Maybe I’m just salty because my all time favorite wrestler I.R.S. (DiBaise’s old tag partner) never appears in any form outside of archival footage. Absolute travesty.

Adam is MIA so Scott and Matt are forced to tackle John Carpenter’s end of the world obsession on our own. We discuss 1987’s Prince of Darkness until one of us ends up trapped in a mirror world with Alice Cooper and the Devil. You can only know which one of us gets sacrificed by listening to this week’s Horror Movie Night

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We’re on the cusp of Halloween Weekend 2k17, kids, so we scrounged up a truly terrifying tale of thaumiel trickery to assail your aural appendices, a story of one child’s harrowing nightly encounters with Howie Mandel in his bedroom. That’s right, we’re talking 1989’s Little Monsters! This isn’t a good movie, but really, we don’t associate ourselves with those kinds of movies anyway, and Howie’s cocaine freakout performance pretty much fits right into our wheelhouse. Thrill to scenes of Mr. Mandel tempting fate to explode his heart and a child drink urine. It’s all here on this Halloweekend episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Life was simpler in the 80s; kids only wanted to dress up as one of 3 things for Halloween: a witch, a skeleton, or a jack-o-lantern. Men were men, drinking from flasks while doing doctor things, or while driving, or while seducing the daughters of dead guys they’re investigating, or while Irish warlocks with British accents use Stonehenge dust to turn every costume into a murder death ray party in order to sacrifice America’s children to the old gods. Or whatever. You get the idea, we’re talking 1983’s Halloween III: Season of the Witch for week 3 of our month-long Halloween celebration! There’s no Michael Myers to stalk us, but thankfully Tom Adkins steps in to fill the creepiness factor with his thirst for liquor and vulnerable young women. Join us as we incessantly mumble the Silver Shamrock song until mid-November because dammit that song is like brain herpes.

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