Author: Saintmort

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Horror Movie Night Episode 155 – Basket Case 3 (1991)

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We did it, we really did it. We can now say that HMN has covered the entire Basket Case series, so……yay? This week, we discuss Basket Case 3: The Progeny from 1991 thanks to Matt (and yes, the other 2 were picked by him as well) and it goes as well as a schoolbus full of singing freaks. Matt’s just happy to be reunited with his little brother Brian, and Scott does his best Little Hal impression for 30 minutes, so you know you’re in for a ride. Watch where you sit, those baby Belials are not full of strawberry jam!

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DisNeato Episode 13: Disney News (August Edition)

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On this week’s episode we go through some news pieces, discuss some noteworthy anniversaries this month and share our thoughts on the James Gunn/Guardians of the Galaxy Part 3 controversy. What are your thoughts on James Gunn and Guardians 3? Let us know by emailing DisNeatoPodcast@gmail.com

Theme Song Performed by Ciele

DisNeato Photo take by Jac Cottrell and Photoshopped by Yanni Hajioannou

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Horror Movie Night Episode 154: Nightmare on Elm Street 3 – Dream Warriors (Live at Monster Mania 2018)

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Matt and Scott were joined by Stephen of Analog Jones at Monster-Mania in NJ this spring and decided to make a “threevening” of it by discussing Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth and A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors! This is the second live episode recorded after Mania, and we can happily report that no one has their tendons ripped out to be used as marionette strings or gets called bitch by a TV. Join us for another live episode of Horror Movie Night!

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DisNeato Episode 12: Closed Magic Kingdom Rides with Defunctland’s Kevin Perjurer

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We are joined by our first guest this week with Kevin Perjurer who you may know from the Defunctland YouTube Channel. Kevin has a book coming soon on the complete history of Magic Kingdom rides so we decided to ask him about his five favorite closed rides. Kevin was a delight to have on the show and we hope you love him like we did. Was your favorite closed ride not mentioned? Let us know by emailing DisNeatoPodcast@gmail.com

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DisNeato Episode 11: Pirates of the Caribbean turns 15 Years Old

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15 Years ago Pirates of the Caribbean came to theaters. Andrew is out again this week and Matt fills in while him and Brooke discuss their memories about seeing the film in theaters and Jack Sparrow mania. What was your favorite aspect of the film? Let us know by emailing DisNeatoPodcast@gmail.com

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DisNeato Photo take by Jac Cottrell and Photoshopped by Yanni Hajioannou

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Horror Movie Night Episode 153: Hellraiser III – Hell on Earth (Live at Monster Mania 2018)

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In March, Matt and Scott teamed up with Stephen of Analog Jones to record some live episodes, and this week showcases the first of the “threevening” discussions, the inimitable Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth from 1992! It’s got the coolest goth club the early 90s had to offer, Puzzle Box architecture and the worst (best?) Cenobite ever, CD Cenobite. It also features arguably the best Pinhead portrayal and soliloquies. Relive the weirdness of the lesser Hellraiser sequels this week on Horror Movie Night – live!

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DisNeato Episode 10: Top 5 Disney Channel Original Movies

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If you were a kid of the 90’s or beyond you grew up on the Disney Channel Original Movie. Over 100 have been produced but which ones are the best? Brooke and Andrew rock through their personal top 5s this week on the podcast. Will the entire High School Musical trilogy make the list? What about the Cheetah Girls? What about some lesser known ones with the Lawrence Brothers? Listen to find out! Did we miss some of your favorites? Let us know by emailing DisNeatoPodcast@gmail.com

Theme Song Performed by Ciele

DisNeato Photo take by Jac Cottrell and Photoshopped by Yanni Hajioannou

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Horror Movie Night Episode 152: Silent Night Deadly Night Part 4 – Initiation (1990)

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What’s better than Christmas in July? A Brian Yuzna Christmas in July! At Scott’s longtime insistence, the boys finally tackle 1990’s barely-xmas-horror goop-fest Silent Night Deadly Night 4: Initiation. It’s got everything you expect from a Yuzna flick – racial caricatures, bugs, nightmare logic, and of course the requisite swimming pool full of KY. Hey, it’s even got our boy Clint Howard in it! There is absolutely no reason to sleep on this one, except for the fact that it’s only available as a multipack DVD with SNDN3 (brain under a glass helmet Santa killer) and SNDN5 (rapey Pinocchio), so maybe go searching on Vimeo for it like we did. Don’t forget to put out some milk and cookies for the giant cockroach!

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DisNeato Podcast Episode 9: Disney News (July Edition)

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Andrew’s awesome job is taking him out to Dinner so Producer Matt takes over the co-hosting seat in order to break down the news from the previous month! They talk about some new movie trailers (Dumb, Wreck it Ralph 2), The Incredibles Box Office Success and a few noteworthy anniversaries happening this month. Was there anything we missed or any topic you’d like to hear us discuss? Let us know by emailing DisNeatoPodcast@gmail.com

Theme Song Performed by Ciele

DisNeato Photo take by Jac Cottrell and Photoshopped by Yanni Hajioannou

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Horror Movie Night Episode 151: Uncle Sam (1996)

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It’s America’s birthday and you know what she hates more than anything? COMMIES. She needs a knight in shining red, white and blue armor (and totally not-creepy mask) to replenish the blood on the roots of the Tree of Liberty and who better suited for the job than an abusive rapist husband/brother/uncle-cum-undead soldier named Sam? We’re celebrating our independence from sanity with 1996’s Uncle Sam and just wow. The unspoken subplot of the film has to be that the main child actor is really a robot in synthetic human skin, that’s the only reasonable explanation for his performance. You also get some interesting kills and the faintest hint of a critique of the military you’ll see in a Fourth of July horror film, so it’s definitely worth the price of admission. Nothing says AMERICA like corrupt politicians, Chinese fireworks and Horror Movie Night!

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DisNeato Podcast Episode 8: When Disney Breaks Social Norms

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It’s Pride Month so this week Brooke and Andrew discuss Gay Days at Disney and look back at all the times Disney Broke Social Norms. Have you ever attended Gay Days of Disney? Who is your favorite non-traditional Disney Character? Let us know at DisNeatoPodcast@gmail.com

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Horror Movie Night Episode 150: Gremlins 2 – The New Batch (1990)

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Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah,nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah, nyahnyah nyah nyahnyahnyahnyahnyah nyahhhhhh! It’s episode 150 of Horror Movie Night and we decided to treat ourselves after midnight with a little film we like to call GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH from 1990! We also were finally able to bring our Podfather Jonathon London, creator of Geekscape, along for the ride, and this was way better than our original request to do CHUD with him 3 years ago… We have a blast revisiting this beloved gem and questioning some of the movie logic on display, but does it really matter because VEGETABLE GREMLIN! Thanks for sticking with us and helping keep us crazy enough to watch 150 horror films and discuss them weekly over the last 3 years of the show. Here’s to 150 more (and Gremlins 3, written by, directed by and starring Pizzaboy Jon London)!

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DisNeato Episode 7: Mulan Turns 20 Years Old

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This week Brooke and Andrew revisit 1998’s MULAN. Does it hold up? Is Mulan still one of Brooke’s favorite princesses? Was Eddie Murphy the right casting choice? Will this movie be remembered as a classic? Are you a fan? Do you agree with our assessment? Let us know at DisNeatoPodcast@gmail.com

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Horror Movie Night Episode 149: Slashdance (1989)

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We may not all agree on wrestling and its entertainment value as an art form on this show, but we sure as hell agree that Netflix’s GLOW was damn good television, and have been eagerly waiting for season 2 to drop. In preparation, Scott finally unleashed the most bloodless, tame pick ever on Matt and Brian, featuring some of the actual Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling in starring roles, 1989’s Slashdance! While it’s not a good film by any measure, and the weakest aerobics killer movie we’ve ever seen, there is a certain charm to it, and by its actresses’ pedigree alone worth talking about. The budget didn’t cover live goldfish, so there was likely no coke on hand for the writing, filming or editing of Slashdance, and what’s left is a serviceable made-for-tv cop drama cut into 40 minutes of dance rehearsals. Let’s get in shape and possibly choke someone with their own lasso while they sing You Are My Sunshine because really, these auditions ain’t cuttin it for Horror Movie Night!

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DisNeato Podcast Episode 6: Building MOUSE Rushmore

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This week Matt gave Brooke and Andrew an assignment, Create a Mount Rushmore of Disney Heads. One person spent hours trying to craft the perfect 4 headed structure and the other built 10+ random mounts based on various topics like Sidekicks, villains, heroes, princesses, etc. Who did what? Long time listeners probably already can guess! Who would be on your Mouse Rushmore!? Let us know what it is at DisNeatoPodcast@gmail.com

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Horror Movie Night Episode 148: Idle Hands (1999)

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If you haven’t realized, we bleed nostalgia here on HMN, so it’s frankly shocking that we have gone almost 3 years doing the show and have yet to formally discuss Devon Sawa’s greatest role as drowsy doper Anton Tobias in the modern classic Idle Hands from 1999! Joining us this week is Andrew Verdecchio of the seminal Christian ska band Five Iron Frenzy (can we say seminal here? Sunday School seems so long ago). We hope you like the episodes where we just recite our favorite lines because…well, you’ll understand soon enough. Grab the nutmeg and oregano, we’re going to party with our Jessica Alba waifus this week on Horror Movie Night!

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DisNeato Episode 5: Disney News (June Edition)

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This week the DisNeato Podcast returns with more Disney News. We discuss the newest Christopher Robin Trailer, all the changes coming to the Disney Parks and the upcoming Pixar Pier. What News story are you most excited about? Let us know what it is at DisNeatoPodcast@gmail.com

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Horror Movie Night Episode 147: Uninvited (1989)

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Continuing last week’s spectacle of cat abuse, we’re setting sail for parts unknown with a killer mutant tabby and there’s nothing to eat except champagne and cereal… and rat poison. You might have guessed it, we’re talking 1988’s Uninvited and man, what a ride. We are joined again by our resident Film Freak, horror handyman Kyle Kuchta, as we wax poetic about animal shelters, Clu Gulager’s fake teeth, how much cats hate wine, and why you should never pick up strays. How much would YOU debase yourself for a suitcase full of dirty money? This is the question that burns within our psyches daily, but can finally elaborate upon with each other, this week on Horror Movie Night!

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DisNeato Podcast Episode 4: Pixar’s Shared Universe Fan Theory

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This week Andrew and Brooke discuss a Listener submitted topic suggested to us by Jenny. Jenny asked that we dicus The Pixar Shared Universe Fan Theroy. Do Brooke and Andrew like the theory or do they find it full of holes? Listen and find out. Let us know your thoughts on this theory by emailing us at disneatopodcast@gmail.com

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Horror Movie Night Episode 146: Sleepwalkers (1992)

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We start our Violence Against Cats marathon with arguably the most out-there movie Stephen King has ever gotten paid to put his name on (and act in) – 1992’s feline vampire flick Sleepwalkers. We subjected our friend, previous guest and film freak Kyle Kuchta to this one, because that’s the kind of frat we run here on HMN. Stephen King reprises his role as a drunk New England hick while 30 year old actors play high schoolers, one of which has a disturbingly graphic sexual relationship with his immortal mom, who is also a cat vamp. This one is a yarn ball of crazy and we’re just batting it around like we’re high AF on catnip. Join us for a purrrrfectly good time this week on Horror Movie Night!

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DisNeato Podcast Episode 3: Celebrating 20 Years of Animal Kingdom

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This week the DisNeato Podcast returns with Brooke and Andrew celebrating 20 Years of Animal Kingdom. What’s your favorite thing about the park? Let us know what it is at DisNeatoPodcast@gmail.com

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Horror Movie Night Episode 145: Dracula 2000

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Somewhere in Hollywood 1999, a fat movie exec sits smoking a stogie in a darkened board room. “We need a monster movie but we’re broke. Anyone know any companies willing to fund one?” A quivering hand raises slowly into the air; the nerdy intern clears his throat and croaks, “My dad runs Virgin Records. Want me to ask?” And that’s how Dracula 2000 got made, an odd mashup of nu-metal, C-list 90s actors, vampire Mardi Gras, and a a slightly liberal interpretation of the Bible. This movie is a 90 minute advertisement for a dead music chain, but isn’t really that bad of a watch, no matter how much Matt, Scott and Stephen (of the Analog Jones and the Temple of Film podcast) whine. We hope you have a thing for young Gerard Butler, because we sure do this week on Horror Movie Night!

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DisNeato Podcast Episode 2: Top 5 Disney Songs

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This week the DisNeato Podcast returns with Brooke and Andrew debating their top 5 favorite Disney songs. Do we name your favorite song? If not let us know what it is at DisNeatoPodcast@gmail.com

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Episode features a Snippet for “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” as performed by Jason DeRulo on the We Love Disney album

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Horror Movie Night Episode 144: Wrong Turn 6 (2014)

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Some people are just careless with their money. Case in point, whoever funded the sixth (SIXTH!) installment in the Wrong Turn franchise, 2014’s Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort. This movie is just gross, and not even in any sort of fun way, but the one shining spot is that Matt was able to successfully pawn it off to some sorry bastard at Monster-Mania like a cursed button that a crusty old Gypsy breathed on. Stephen Bay of Analog Jones joined us once again for this film, and then we all took bleach showers. Bring your siblings to this one, because, well, it’s a pretty important plot point on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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DisNeato – Episode 1 “Disney News (May Edition)”

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In our Debut episode the DisNeato Team of Brooke and Andrew enjoy a glass of wine while discussing News Pieces presented to them by their producer Matt. We discuss the upcoming 2018-2019 release schedule, all the drama with the Mulan remaking, what’s rumored to be next at Disney World after Pixar Pier opens and Matt tries to get everyone to purchase Disney Super Guitar.

Theme Song Performed by Ciele

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Episode features a Snippet for “Beauty And the Beast” as performed by Zakk Wylde on the Disney Super Guitar album

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Horror Movie Night Episode 143: Silver Bullet (1985)

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We talk about nose candy and its role in 1980s cinema quite often on the show, but Gary Busey really takes the cake in 1985’s ill-advised Stephen King adaptation Silver Bullet. He and his teeth are all over the place, swilling Wild Turkey, souping up Corey Haim’s wheelchair, giving him fireworks, and banging rando broads in the pre-Tinder days. Oh, and there’s a werewolf we guess. Recorded with our good friend Stephen at Monster-Mania 39. Get hairy and haggard like us (and Gary Busey) this week on a Horror Movie Night!

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